I find sarchastic how they represent the swedish invasion as peaceful when it was one of the worst cathatstrophies that Poland had ever suffered, causing Poland to lose about a third of his population and the downfall of the comonwealth
@VRichardsn
2 жыл бұрын
The Deluge was dreadful.
@ohman1247
2 жыл бұрын
oh lord-
@piyapatkhunthula3263
2 жыл бұрын
"Sweden is the most peaceful country in the world" Poland: Liar.
@Nepetita69696
2 жыл бұрын
@@bluueskull Thank goodness the Swedes are reaping what they sowed now.
@Zapadoslavist
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nepetita69696 they never gave us back any of it, all of Copernicus's stolen work is still in Sweden
@GreycatRademenes
13 жыл бұрын
I'm polish and I must say it is quite accurate, expect for the order and that we fenced off most of the invaders (untill the 18th century). We we're invaded A LOT!!!!! Plus Napoleon is a positive figure in our history since he tried to rebuild Poland as an ally, but then the russian fiasco stopped that.
@MaterOfX
2 жыл бұрын
kaszlu kaszlu haiti incident kaszlu kaszlu
@pep-qew
2 жыл бұрын
@@MaterOfX to niczego nie zmienia
@paweszelag7969
2 жыл бұрын
It's nowhere near accurate
@MaterOfX
2 жыл бұрын
@@paweszelag7969 nasza historia to krok pierwszy jest spoko zakładamy władzę itp krok drugi system polityczny/ przegrana bitwa następuje krok trzeci jakiś kraj nas ostro rucha w mniejszym lub większym krok czwarty pokonujemy wroga po jakimś czasie krok pierwszy....
@dragonaspect22
2 жыл бұрын
@@MaterOfX nadal, w jaki sposob ma to sie do niepodleglosci haiti bo nie rozumiem? Nic ta niepodleglosc nie zmienila w jakiejkolwiek historii
@Muenni
3 жыл бұрын
The Soviets invaded Poland mere days after the Germans, in 1939, and both split the country between themselves as secretly agreed beforehand. The Germans turned on them, drove them out by '41, until the Soviets retook Poland in '44.
@TheProjectVoid
2 жыл бұрын
the soviets while it still be morally wrong, if they had not invaded and reconquered the territories that Poland took from the Russian revolution, The Nazi government of Germany would had taken all of Poland! Thus increasing its military might to conquer the Soviet union, then would have enough supplies to wait out the war until America and UK would have to send millions of Angl americans to there deaths compare to 4 hundred thousand in our timeline. Again as a Pol, while i do condemn the Nazi soviet pact, I do see its short term goal of the Soviet Government to both save and enslave pols. But if you have to chose a evil between 2, i chose the evil that does not want all Slavs dead so my view is Soviet.
@lie5196
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I visited Poland a few years ago our tour guide who had been in school in the late 80s early 90s told us that they where told in 1988 history class of how the Soviets where saviours and had come to rescue Poland from the Nazi's as Slav brothers in arms then the history class of 1989 told them the truth which confused the class just a little bit 😂😂
@pr1ckly200
2 жыл бұрын
the soviets invaded the country poland but it isnt the official region of poland, they invade poland held eastern ukraine and belarus
@TheProjectVoid
2 жыл бұрын
@@pr1ckly200 exactly the Russian civil war era
@Karakanow
2 жыл бұрын
@@pr1ckly200 It was official territory of Polish Republic at that time. Soviets menaged to stab us at the back taking our rightful land.
@bartoszrampapapam6398
2 жыл бұрын
For me, as a Pole, that clip is 10 times funnier.
@PeterTheRam
2 жыл бұрын
for me too
@BryczkaFabryczka
2 жыл бұрын
Great Poland, who save Vienna in 1683, who save whole Europe from communism in 1920. Great Poland with all of rich history... AS A WHIPPING BOY, ALWAYS MASACRATED BY ANY OTHER NATION I know it should be a funny animated video, but it also hurts. Author just take half of polish history. The rest is unimportant... Sad.
@rockyop5791
2 жыл бұрын
Tak
@906087
2 жыл бұрын
Good sense of humor
@kristin7046
11 жыл бұрын
They didn't even mention the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth....
@MichaelLee-tt7gm
5 жыл бұрын
A grain of truth, with many layers of parody added - you can sort of tell from the last line, "the biggest invasion of all: the tourists."
@Haneur
10 жыл бұрын
I'm Pole and I find this cartoon rather funny not insulting. This looks more like a parody and I suppose that history of every country in this show was interpreted like that. So chill everyone. We should be PROUD of us, Poles, for being able to still be the independent country after all those wars and hardships we had to endure. Cause it's true that in our history some countries kicked our asses. Lots of times. And of course we won a lot of wars and battles too - but behind those victories there are many innocent people from our old enemy's countries who had to die. So it's not like we're the holy ones and the rest of the world is bad cause they attacked us/betrayed us/or done some shit to us. I know we Poles like to glorify our country (well I believe that every country likes to do so) but please... Let's just be proud of our nationality and stop fighting over everything that touch polish subject, even a stupid cartoon for kids... Sorry for bad English and greetings from Poland.
@MIloszKluski
9 жыл бұрын
I'm Pole too and I also don't feel offended by this video. That's just innocent parody. But I never liked this whole show anyway - Yes, history of every country in this show was interpreted like that.
@joew9690
7 жыл бұрын
Bo macie mentalność lokaja knajaka tak was mentalnie z komunizowano ...... mogli by wam nasrać do gęby i byście powiedzieli że dobre .....to gówno uraża nas w każdym calu ....po pierwsze wyniku tych wojen wielu ludzi zginęło i cierpiało po drugie większość tych wojen wygrywaliśmy po trzecie Polska nie jest jakimś małym gównem a dumnym krajem wolnych ludzi z kręgosłupem moralnym.
@Haneur
7 жыл бұрын
Joe W do kogo ta odpowiedź kierowana? Bo chyba nie rozumiem o co tobie człowieku chodzi?
@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501
6 жыл бұрын
Han yea
@nuii700
6 жыл бұрын
Han I'm not offended ether my ancestors came from Poland
@Dj5Raw
10 жыл бұрын
I am not polish and I think that Poland had the most awesome cavalery ever.
@EndusHDMapper
5 жыл бұрын
Polish saved de Europe from Osmans, Russians, Teutonic Order and other countries!
@rudrakshpainuly1294
2 жыл бұрын
The Hussar wings look based
@ptasznik5973
2 жыл бұрын
Well thats actuall fact
@cobaltxiv4408
2 жыл бұрын
Mongols throw yok on polish neck and laughing a lot. Mongols the best cavalry in the world.
@WhiteRed-ni7js
Жыл бұрын
@@cobaltxiv4408So much that eventually Mongols started running for the hills as soon as they saw a Polish horseman.
@HubiKoshi
9 жыл бұрын
Hey! The Mongols are invading from the wrong direction!
@Iknowthismeme
2 жыл бұрын
They were the ones to start the “Poland gets always invaded” joke
@Stamsite111
Жыл бұрын
1:04 People have forgot that we in Sweden made Poland getting partioned after Napoleonic Wars! We gave away Swedish Pomerania to Prussia and got Norway. In agreement Sweden allowed Prussia to annex parts of Poland!
@susangoaway
10 жыл бұрын
Now I will do the same with America: -there isn't even a medieval history -getting runned over by Britain, France and Spain -Some sort of "civil" war, which isn't even a real civil war, because those were 2 different people fighting this war. -Inactive until WW1 and getting into war far too late -Selling allies to the other side and also betraying -failing at fighting in a foreign civil war -killing innocents and trying to be the best -spying on their allies(actually every country does that) There isn't much to say, oh and those red-white kings, they were english, but also polish.
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
TherealScrable - 1. What- does newborn countries without medieval/feudal/gothic times are viewed as lesser unequalls. 2. Those countries wanted revenge on their former colonies to absorb them back and wanted to conquer the new world continents like they did to the Middle East, East Asia, and Africa (the US is rich and diverse in its natural resources) 3. Civil War- “war between the citizens within the same country”. Is this based off of when the South seceded into independence and almost got recognition into a country. They were Americans on both sides but came from some other ethnicity. 4. America followed the Monroe Doctrine to stay neutral and to not get involved into wars of the old world continents (Europe, Africa, Asia) only in the America’s. Like separating from the rest of the world for an less complicated/conflicting continent severed from the old worlds problems. Along with Woodrow Wilson 2nd election promise to keep America out of the war because who would want war. However the sinking of the Lusitania with American deaths, the Black Tom terrorist explosion on the stockpile of ammunition on Bedloe island, unrestricted U-boat attacks in the Atlantic, and the infamous Zimmerman Telegraph to introduce Mexico into war against America to regain their territory. That when America stopped trying for their isolationist mindset and went to war but as you said, it was close to ending. 5. We try to get involved and rebuild countries so they don’t turn villainous like Nazi Germany but have success like Japan. I do agree however that due to various factors that we haven’t had the same success and did atrocities=Vietnam. You are taking this too harshly and personally at face value.
@drillstevejr2290
2 жыл бұрын
Poor Poland I wanna give the whole country a hug
@jestersareawesome4332
2 жыл бұрын
*Inaccuracies* 0:20 Where do I begin here? 1. This makes it seems like Germany was a united thing at the time when the truth is the opposite. Germany was like a confederation of hundreds of mostly tiny small city states known as the Holy Roman Empire which was not holy nor Roman nor an empire. 2. It uses a map of pre-WW2 Poland and Germany. Since this is talking about the early history of the Kingdom of Poland Poland and Germany both looked very different. 0:24 Bohemia is not in the location shown in the video. Bohemia is in modern day Czechia. 0:33 I don’t know what this is referring to. At first I thought this was referring to The Polish-Lithuanian-Teutonic War but that happened in 1411, not 1386. I thought maybe they mistook the Old Prussians for the Prussians, the Old Prussians were a tribe of Baltic People who live in the regions Prussia controlled. They completely were wiped out by The Teutonic Knights anyway. It doesn’t seem like The Old Prussians had any major quarrels with Poland. 0:36 There were 3 invasions by the Mongol Empire, none of which happened in 1386. 0:40 The Grand Duchy of Moscow did not invade Poland in 1386. Technically they never did but the Polish-Muscovite War did Start in 1605, long after the Grand Duchy of Moscow became known as Russia. They’re also shown to have very inaccurate military clothing for the time as they seem to be wearing 19th Century Russians uniforms. 0:55 Once again, inaccurate uniforms. 1:03 The Russians seem to be wearing WW2 styled clothing. 1:42 The Russians are still wearing WW2 clothing. 1:50 The Germans didn’t have tanks during WW1. That was an invention made by the British. The only German tanks that did see combat during WW1 was the A7V and only around 20 were made during the end of the war. 1:52 It’s worth mentioning they invaded Poland alongside the Soviets before the Germans betrayed the Soviet Union in 1941. 2:02 The Soviets didn’t have any nukes until 1949, 4 years after WW2’s end. And even if they did have it I’d find it highly unlikely they’d use it on the Germans unless they just refused to surrender and didn’t want to waste more lives. I mean, this is Stalin we’re talking about but he wasn’t an idiot, you have to have some brains when you conduct a purge and kill anyone you don’t like. I might’ve missed a thing here or there and gotten things Inaccurate. Correct me if I missed anything or included something that was actually correct.
@Lenny-kp5nf
2 жыл бұрын
epic
@paweszelag7969
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Only one thing - there was a Polish-Muscovite war before 1605 in which Muscowy invaded the PLC. It was in 1577. And the war you are talking about actually started in 1609, after the treaty of Wyborg. Until then, Poland as a country was not engaged in this conflict. From 1605 to 1609 war was fought by the magnates living near the eastern border, who expected gaining personal benefits from the war, and some mercenaries. However, king and the sejm (parliament) opposed the intervention.
@Karakanow
2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes and a congress kingdom
@stellajuuno995
15 күн бұрын
To be an Emperor, one has to be the king of kings. The HRE thus was an empire. And since the holy references the Catholic faith, that was accurate as well, until Martin Luther. But nobody expects accuracy when one quotes a frenchie.
@Carnifici
11 жыл бұрын
In my opinion this video is hilarious :) It's only showing how hard it can be for a country to stood all this wars, especially if you are surrounded by other strong military nations. It's just a little bit of history for young kids. And you know, after so many years of studying history and meeting a lot different people, I learned that this who scream loudest and got this "butthurt" about how other countries "hate" Poland, usually now the least... And this is sad.
@stephenvalentinemusi
10 жыл бұрын
I love all of the classical music in here (the Heroic Polonaise in the beginning, Tchaikovsky;s 4th symphony, Haydn's melody that is now the German Anthem, )
@DevSarman
2 жыл бұрын
Poland: punching bag of empires
@Gregtami
13 жыл бұрын
I'm polish and I find this hilariously funny :-D
@Averageyoutubeenjoyerr
2 жыл бұрын
I think that I will be recommended this video and I will find your comment 10 years later again
@COOLSKELETON-vl8bl
2 жыл бұрын
You like how childs dying
@erwinner8929
2 жыл бұрын
This is actually more stereotopical than that all Americans have guns and are only gun guys, or that Brots love tea and only drink it and are always so gentle.
@mr.politics1388
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, and it’s often won’t as well. Germans invading Poland in the First World War with tank, complete bull shit, the ottomans were beaten in most in counters like the famous battle of Vienna (although I know Vienna is not in Poland) And it’s kind of implying that Poland had just bad luck and got invaded all the time. The same is though true for almost every other culture/country in Europe
@erwinner8929
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.politics1388 Actually name ''Polska'' came from Polish name of ''Polany'' it meant plains, beacus emost of Poland is forests and plains.
@erwinner8929
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.politics1388 Mostly because of plains and forests Poland got invaded many times, many countries have mountains as borders, we have those only on south, when we were mostly atacked from east and west
@erwinner8929
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.politics1388 Btw, people forget one fact, Poland was Eastern Empire, Russians were learning Polish culture even tried to copy our Hussars, Poland had not only influence, but many territories too, we have conquered german prussia and for something like idk 200 years it was Polish. Everyone in Eastern and in western Europe for most of the time, must know that there is Poland, Poland controlled Russia for few years. Even when Poland got partitioned for several years, Polish culture still was growing and people like Germans wanted to be Polish, i will not say why everyone can just watch movie about it, or read about it.
@karolfr9738
2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.politics1388 most importmantly Poland began to exist in 966 or earlier Not 1025 coronation did not formed Poland
@Lololoney
11 жыл бұрын
„Ponad trzy miliony Żydów zginęło w Polsce i Polacy nie będą spadkobiercami polskich Żydów. My nigdy na to nie pozwolimy. (...) Będziemy im to powtarzać dopóki Polska ponownie nie zamarznie. Jeśli Polska nie zaspokoi żydowskich żądań będzie publicznie atakowana i upokarzana na forum międzynarodowym” Izrael Singer - sekretarz generalny Światowego Kongresu Żydów. Uprzedzając reakcje - nie jestem antysemitą i nie nawołuje do nienawiści, cytuję tylko to co zostało powiedziane...
@AzraelSoulHunter
2 ай бұрын
As a Polish guy, this is hilarious. Never ending mountain of shit thrown at us, but we are still here. And this is a funny abridged version of history. Also it shows just how bad our geographic position is. It is a feat we are still here all things considered.
@logantrimble006
2 жыл бұрын
Man, the Polish just couldn't catch a break with all these invasions. It makes one wonder how no one got away with genocide here.
@Ааааааааааа-щ
Жыл бұрын
Все эти вторжения она сама и провоцыровала
@creepywalrus4980
9 ай бұрын
большинство из них. Поляки вообще обожают корчить из себя жертв, когда им это удобно.
@andreacarollo1324
2 жыл бұрын
I mean from an humoristic point of view, it can be funny, but not realistic. I mean it's a huge generalization and simplification, that gets events in a disordered and undistinguished point of view. Again, I know that being a content for children it must be simplified, but that's not simplified, that's erroneous. Bohemian and/or prussian invasion in the middleages ? Kossak or Tatar invasion? All "war related" events are treated as invasions (referring to the German/Soviet one of 1939). But they weren't all invasions really. There was for example the Kossak revolt, but not an actual invasion of Poland, or there were fights in Silesia and Lubusia with the Bohemians in the war between 1018-1030 against Holy Roman Emperor Henry II, bit those were not invasions. My concern is the ignorant vision of Poland as a nation continuously dominated by strangers, as in reality it has a long beautiful story of patriotism and dedication to the cause of Freedom.
@cobaltxiv4408
2 жыл бұрын
Also no one word about polish invade`s in Moscovia, Lietuva, Bohemia and so on. If we take more time and examine the history of Poland - they invade in ALL their neighbors! But always failed.
@eava708
2 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltxiv4408 How always failed? many invasions were successful
@DeathtoRaiden1
7 жыл бұрын
This comment section is cracking me up. This is Filipino tier of ass blasted.
@DymekOrlik
13 жыл бұрын
1683 Wiedeń - Protect Europe 1921 - Protect Europe who protect Poland? - Poland
@theworldsmith5489
2 жыл бұрын
They should’ve done one about Berwick-upon-Tweed, an English town that has swapped the border between England and Scotland 14 times.
@wowdodge1959
11 жыл бұрын
Kurwa to są jakieś jaja my niby tlko po łbie dostajemy my wieksząść ataków na polske obroniliśmy
@TypicalCrusader
10 жыл бұрын
No niestety zachód powinien sie od nas uczyć jak sie brońić :P
@wowdodge1959
9 жыл бұрын
lopolandia ciekawe co by było gdybyś my choć 1 raz sprzymierzyli się ze wschodem a nie z zachodem np : Rp + turcja
@maxiplays4779
9 жыл бұрын
lopolandia W końcu Polska ich dupska obroniła
@brzeczyszczykiewicz3629
7 жыл бұрын
Mało dystansu widzę...
@Scarfy397
10 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can say Poland was at one point the strongest empire in Eastern Europe. Unfortunately, all great things come to an end. And normally that end involves the Soviets turning you into a satellite nation.
@susangoaway
10 жыл бұрын
***** Germany actually wasn't strong. They were just a bunch of monarchies. The Russians were always the enemies of Poland. Oh and no, Germany wasn't too big to be split up, it just wasn't because it was on the side of the russians. And at the end the russians won the war(sadly)
@susangoaway
10 жыл бұрын
***** Actually Prussia didn't existed before Poland gave them some land. But then they took more and more and then the partitions happened due to instability. And something went wrong there, because Prussia wasn't even in the HRE, which was the earlier germany. I miss the fact, where Poland helped Austria and Germany and all other European countries against the Ottomans...
@aleksanderjuliangronowski8335
9 жыл бұрын
america sold us to soviets
@czomolungmen1506
3 жыл бұрын
@@aleksanderjuliangronowski8335 Moment, w którym definitywnie Polska straciła sens istnienia do końca świata, bo pozbawieni tytułu kraju Zachodu, kasy, wydarzeń kulturowych typu regularne koncerty największych gwiazd światowej muzyki i wysokiego PKB na mieszkańca nie mamy racji bytu jako kraj.
@Ааааааааааа-щ
Жыл бұрын
Сколько народо вы истребили и поработили ? Многие народы и сейчас порабошены и угнетаемы вами Американцами
@batwingwashere
13 жыл бұрын
Quite funny a story, yet we kicked some butts as well :) We were the first to successfully assault Moscow, we stopped soviets progression in 1920, saved Vienna from Turks in 1683 and so on... Sad thing is, we lost against ourselves in 1981
@erwinner8929
2 жыл бұрын
Ermm no dude XD, in 1981 we were fighting with puppet state of soviets named PRL.
@rudrakshpainuly1294
2 жыл бұрын
Well India knows the pain of being invaded
@Ihaveagasmask
2 жыл бұрын
Wanna hear a scary storie
@Ihaveagasmask
2 жыл бұрын
A world war is starting and Germany is watching you
@miserebear2113
9 жыл бұрын
Do your self a favor and dont read the comments. Too many People are overly sensitive. Im Polish my self and find this funny. Nothing Wrong with a parody. But there is something wrong with being offended by nothing. Political Correctness is poison.
@broflovskie
4 жыл бұрын
Poor Cart exactly
@kacperm6555
10 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this video was intended to be a parody/satire or not but what I do know is that you do not ridicule a nation that suffered so much in its history. They deliberately ignore the MANY glorious moments in Polish history. This isn't funny. This is distasteful.
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
Fabiann - It’s a Cartoon not like “realistic historical” media like what Braveheart did to Scotland. This had different priorities Like a limited half hour time slot shorter than documentaries, fitting in the other historical subjects of the episode (the episode wasn’t dedicated fully on Poland) along with the slapstick/songs/comedic jokes, and the even younger target Audience this was targeted at cant even comprehend even the basic of the history (much less the complex intricacies of old world war).
@xyzxxxc5365
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ajourneyofknowing Yeah it is Cartoon , but it dont make it les distasteful. We never laugh of our forefathers sacrifice.
@Paracelsus19
13 жыл бұрын
"Polacy, zacne syny dzielnego plemienia, Przed którymi butne wrogi czołem niegdyś biły, Pokażcie, żeście godni dawnego imienia I przodków siły!"
@rimfire8217
2 жыл бұрын
Technically Germany did not Invade Poland in WWI since at that time Poland had been partitioned into Russia. The German Empire merely invaded what would one day be Poland again.
@zdziczaybozek2771
Жыл бұрын
fu..k germany
@cffrfgbfbfbf6941
2 жыл бұрын
I kinda feel bad for that egg baby thing
@swiggy3000
13 жыл бұрын
It's an American kids show trying to do Polish history. It's not technically wrong it just doesn't show how Poland fought back the invaders and lived on as a distinctive culture and now great country. Still gotta love that Baby.
@MrWatchingclosely
11 жыл бұрын
Zastanawiam się , komu zależy na poniżaniu Polski? Pokazywaniu naszej ojczyzny w złym świetle , nawet dochodzi do tego że niedługo chcący albo nie chcący , będą mylili nas z niewinnymi Niemcami, a za wszystko zło na świecie obwiniana będzie Polska. KTOŚ musi bardzo nad tym pracować i bardzo nas NIENAWIDZI!!!
@marcinwzgarda123
10 жыл бұрын
What a bullshit. We won most of those conflicts. Scam, scam, scam!!!
@TheKrzysiek
10 жыл бұрын
Widzę, że ktoś ma podobne poglądy do moich.
@Zarrov
9 жыл бұрын
***** No, what he ment was that till partitions time in this video every single information was wrong. Because those were regular wars which Poland won. Poland from 1772 is a country that is invaded constantly. Previously it was the other way around.
@Tomenable
13 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that 95% of invasions were unsuccessful for the invaders.
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
Litvin - No time for that!
@ThatFanBoyGuy
12 жыл бұрын
You could probably do the same comical sketch with the history of Israel. Israel was founded by Abraham. But then it was invaded by the Egyptians...and then by the Canaanites...and then the by Philestines...and then by the Assyrians...and then by the Babylonians...and then by the Persians...and then by the Greeks...and then the by Romans...and then by the Byzantines...and then by the Muslims...and then by the Crusaders...and then by the Ottomans...then the British... (lol)
@dwaugh2215
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, that baby just can’t catch a break. Especially the tourism lmao
@tomgored1741
2 жыл бұрын
"The poland was invaded in ww1 by germany" but wasnt poland a part of austro hungary which was allies with germany?
@Baoslaw
2 жыл бұрын
At this time the polish territory was divided between Germany, Austria and Russia. So Polish people fought on a both side
@Zarrov
9 жыл бұрын
75% of this information is bullshit. Thats why it can't be funny, because it can be funny only if you have not even a spec of knowledge about this country. And why 75% is bullshit? because it counts all wars as invasions. Most of them Poland won.
@KarasekUS
9 жыл бұрын
Not exactly accurate, but funny.
@ukaszpietras837
9 жыл бұрын
Zarrov No poland is in very shit place: Russian in est and germany in west
@germanfacistdeathtotheeast6695
9 жыл бұрын
Zarrov lol you made pole ???
@bartj7513
9 жыл бұрын
+German Rhineland QUEEn Lol, how's the islamic invasion German?
@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501
6 жыл бұрын
Zarrov ye its not funny
@Fuwildanimals
11 жыл бұрын
Poland in XV[1410]-XVII[1648] centuries was most powerfull country in Europe. Our army was strongest that time, best equipped with best tactic with strongest cavalry. Poland was rich that time and biggest country in Europe [only Russia was bigger]. We won war with soviets in 1919-1921 in 1vs1 war and we had chance to become strong country again but we didnt because of WW2[1939-1945] and soviet occupation [1945-1989].
@sylwers
8 жыл бұрын
CO TO KURWA JEST !?
@anetaschab1
Жыл бұрын
As a Pole, I confirm, it all looked exactly like this.
@Dread_2137
7 жыл бұрын
Patrząc na komentarze stwierdzam jedno, macie 0 pojęcie o języku angielskim xD pomijając że ten serial, a właściwie bajka dla dzieci (nazwa: Histeria, polska nazwa bo leciało to też w polskiej telewizji: A to Histeria) wszystkie kraje przedstawiał w sparodiowany sposób, to jest to jak sama nazwa wskazuje streszczenie polskiej historii, a czym była nasza historia jak nie ciągłą walką z najeźdźcami.
@bartoszwoowiec5552
7 жыл бұрын
DreadFury No właśnie walką a nie głupim popychadłem które nawet nie walczyło.
@bartoszwoowiec5552
7 жыл бұрын
DreadFury Dobra nie ważne nie przeczytałem Twojego innego komentarza.
@czomolungmen1506
3 жыл бұрын
Dlatego Polska ssie jako kraj i lepiej by było dla niej, gdyby wcale nie istniała, bo z takim czymś nie ma szans na dobrą reputację.
@adrianjedrys7784
8 жыл бұрын
Greetings from polish diaspora here. To all poles: Guys stop being so buttblasted, it's obvious that this is a joke that wasn't intentionally being some historically accurate piece of work... Whoever the target audience for this was, it's probably sure that their median knowledge of Polish history is probably nothing more than: >>"The country who was invaded by Germany in the beginning of WW2"
@xyzxxxc5365
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is Cartoon , but it dont make it les distasteful. We never laugh of our forefathers sacrifice. We kneel only before God. Why ? Becouse we do not beg for freedom we fight for it.
@karolfr9738
2 жыл бұрын
I mean most of people are annoyed because americans did this You know how they perfectly know geography or culture If it was made by brits or something like that it would be took as a joke for most of poles
@zamyatin100
8 жыл бұрын
She forgot to mention complete devastation of the Polish economy and society after the fall of communism thanks to neoliberal shock therapy and the IMF puppet Lech Walesa.
@theprinceofliechtenstein9087
8 жыл бұрын
She also forgot to mention any polish military win ever
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
The Prince of Liechtenstein - But she didn’t say they lost either. Those dated terminologies are hard to comprehend onto children.
@sarmatapl4488
8 жыл бұрын
Actually, we won most of conflicts that were showed here. And they didn't tell it! Bad foreign history cartoons.
@lugrey5036
8 жыл бұрын
racja xd
@prot07ype87
8 жыл бұрын
+♥Magnuś♥ /)
@Lucinat0r
8 жыл бұрын
I think your missing the point of the segment. It never showed Poland winning or losing, only that Poland has been invaded many times. Which I think is a very accurate statement. Also this is a children's show with a strong comedic flavor, note the 1/2m tall Napoleon, its gonna have a few inaccuracies compared to a documentary. Finally, this show is American, that fact it is going as in depth as it is is remarkable. For those Polish of you reading this, without the internet, tell me how many times the United States has been invaded.
@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501
6 жыл бұрын
Sarmata PL też z polski?
@sylwiajanuszkiewicz-ziolko4501
6 жыл бұрын
Sarmata PL też z polski? Prawda
@Genesis1864
12 жыл бұрын
not completely. the U.S.S.R did alot in WWII. 80% of all German casualties were on the eastern front (Russia's side), also they made it to Berlin before anyone else did. to a lot of historians D-Day was made because they knew the Russians were going to win, they just didn't want them to win to much and spread communism.
@BamulOi
8 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for children who are brought up on cartoons like these - no wonder so many Americans don't know jack shit about European history and are full of ignorance towards other cultures, when stuff like this reduces one of the largest and most influential Eastern European states throughout history (look up Polish Commonwealth) to a series of invasions... and I don't say that out of spite, this is as bad for the American kids as it is for those offended by their ignorance.
@Gigadramon6
8 жыл бұрын
+Bamul1 It does reduce Polish history to a series of invasions for the sake of an extended slapstick joke, but the reality is that it's rather difficult to think of a major Eurasian power in the past 2000 years that *hasn't* invaded or attempted to invade Poland at some point or another. The fact that this acknowledges that Poland *existed at all* before it was invaded by Nazi Germany is frankly a step up from the standard American education curriculum.
@BamulOi
8 жыл бұрын
That's true, sadly. Though tbh most of the major invasions that took place on Polish lands happened during the last 200 years of the country's history.
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
Bamul - Why would you say that?
@karo777777ify
9 жыл бұрын
Total bullshit! xD
@mcgelloe
8 жыл бұрын
Nikt ci nie powiedział dlaczego my nigdy nie mieliśmy aliantów?
@pilimysokinadwisla
12 жыл бұрын
An American student pooped into our professor's office one day in late 90's and was impressed by the antique furniture the room was filled with(It was in Cracow, Jagiellonian University). -"Them bookcases, they're older than your country, son", prof. replied. Would you Americans tolerate a similar cartoon about your Independence War and attacks on WTC? We, Poles are not that much self deprecating when it comes to our history.
@adamjoneshisteriaofficial4481
9 ай бұрын
Taken from Histeria "Season 1 Episode 33" Histeria Around the World Part 1
@TimesChu
10 жыл бұрын
The Swedes in this are so foppish. Gustav II Adolf, Charles XIII, The Caroleans, Seriously guys, the Swedes were badass.
@TheKrzysiek
10 жыл бұрын
maybe...or maybe not...
@advancedpro7608
2 жыл бұрын
1:52 they sure did...
@rdfox76
14 жыл бұрын
Histeria was such a mixed bag... for every segment like this, or "Theodore Roosevelt, Trust Buster," you ended up with a Vomitorium sketch or something like that. Still, this was concentrated awesome. I just wish Warner Music had owned a certain Queen song, for when the Bohemians invaded...
@HubiKoshi
11 жыл бұрын
The only problem I see with this clip is that the Mongols are coming from the wrong direction XD
@piotrpanikowski9230
11 жыл бұрын
Tadeusz Kościuszko and Kazimierz Puławski-bohaterami of Poland of America
@piotrpanikowski9230
11 жыл бұрын
Tadeusz Kościuszko and Puławy- Kazimierz with heroes of Poland of America
@Hiperforteca
12 жыл бұрын
"Semi-fascist"?!! Warsaw was third city on the world in respects of number of Jews after New York and Jerusalem!
@pears767
11 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Its a lot harder to win at Risk when you've only got the center square. Oh to turtle on Siam or Indonesia.
@Lieblingsfachful
12 жыл бұрын
They conviently forget to mention that the soviets invaded with the Germans during WW2.....
@wawa23tomek
12 жыл бұрын
Poles lost 1939 from stronger enemies the Soviets and Germans (Molotov Ribbentrop pact), but they never surrendered and fought until 1945. Polish mathematicians Marian Rejewski deciphered enigma already in 1939. Home Army submitted plans for V1 and V2 rockets England. Polish Forces scattered all over Europe participated in numerous battles alongside other Allied contingents, for instance:
@45johngalt
2 жыл бұрын
Only thing I noticed this got wrong was that Poland was invaded by the Soviets and Nazi's at the same time. Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.
@EndusHDMapper
5 жыл бұрын
Co to ma być? I to mają oglądać dzieci i uczyć się historii? Że Polka to taki bobas traktowany przez wszystkie nacje? Że tylko przegrywaliśmy? Że nasz kraj jest beznadziejny? A to że wygrywalismy np. z Krzyzakami nikogo nie interesuje? Że gromiliśmy Turków pod Wiedniem? (No tak, tutaj w bajce to oni nas gromili... ) że walczyliśmy dzielnie wylewajac krew przeciw zaborcom? Że uratowalismy zachód przed bolszewikami???!!!! Że Kościuszko walczył po stornie Amerykanów!!!! To nie jest śmieszne tylko po prostu wredna i poniżająca propaganda świata wobec Polski! 😡😡😠😠😡😡
@CommanderBohn
8 жыл бұрын
This triggers me. Histeria is filled with historical lies, but this part is downright insulting. PO PROSTU KURWA!!! Still kinda funny due to the kid getting stampeded non-stop.
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
Commander Bohn - It’s a limited timespan comedic cartoon that is targeted at younger than average aged children. It had to sacrifice these facts to fit the circumstances. Not to justifiably get angry over as much as Scotland is over Braveheart.
Not sure why so much butthurt from my fellow Poles? I'm Polish and I find it funny. We've been fucked so many times throughout history and yet we still stay strong :)
@kattyushqa7765
7 жыл бұрын
Poland is strong and indepedence country with beautifull history. We won full of wars and still be able to fight after 123 years of captivity. This looks like a history of USA!
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
Chococao - Yet you didn’t win WW2 against Nazi germany, the Red Army, or even the USSR in the Cold War. America only got invaded a handful of times-Mexican/American war, War of 1812, and the Japanese invading the Alaskan territory Aleutian Islands. We just voluntarily entered into other countries wars.
@czomolungmen1506
3 жыл бұрын
Polish history is awful, I'll never understand why people see this as a beautiful.
@kattyushqa7765
3 жыл бұрын
@@czomolungmen1506 I agree, I wrote this comment when I was stupid lol, glad I healed
@fabiowodczynski5602
2 жыл бұрын
@@czomolungmen1506 yeah we can only wonder from which sh*thole you crawled out of lol
@ChillDudelD
11 жыл бұрын
*Poland was baptized and started in 966. *Poland was invaded by BOTH Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in September 1939! Soviets didn't 'invade' Poland just later in 1944, they were already in Brest the year 1939, shaking hands with the Nazis...
@P0L2109
2 жыл бұрын
To sum it up Poland is Europe's punching bag
@fabiowodczynski5602
2 жыл бұрын
There is nothing to sum up because this is far from the truth
@benito9635
8 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is that propaganda
@wp9746
7 жыл бұрын
Co za debil wymyślił tą durną bajkę by naśmiewać się z naszego narodu i pokazywać nas jako słabiutkie dziecko które dostawało w dupe od każdego z kim miało wojnę !!! TA BAJKA TO JEDEN WIELKI BULLSHIT I PROPAGANDA LEWACKA
@pkm100
13 жыл бұрын
they forgot the fact that Poland won lots of the battles (with Turks, Russians for example)
@felllovewithpiano
12 жыл бұрын
Well I could say it's funny :D But Soviets DIDN'T helped us end WWII, sorry. They waited on the other side of river and waited till Germans went off. And THAN they came.. A do Polaków: rozumiem waszą złość, bo ten filmik nie ukazuje naszego jakże wspaniałego kraju od dobrej strony.. pomimo, że może wydawać się śmieszny to podświadomie człowiek darzy Polskę mniejszym szacunkiem ;) Aaale doradzam więcej dystansu do siebie i świata ;D I tak jesteśmy wspaniali :D
@BeatBoxFactory2
10 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha it's so so so so soooo bullshit...
@NCXitlali
13 жыл бұрын
@Luklaser92, yep! Pretty much, I am suprized you knew taht. We defeated the Spanish when ourmatched several times. They had probably more men and better weapons. All we had is stone and wood weapons. Our king was intelligent, he says that fighting in the mountains was the best strategy and it clearly gave us an advantage.
@ilvibos3512
11 жыл бұрын
are there other vedios like this for other countries?
@MrPsoo
12 жыл бұрын
Same here lol, as a pole i wish that in our history there were no wars only peace and prosperity instead of a constant threat being neighbours of german and russian civilization. You admitted it yourself our geopolitical location is not enviable to say the least.
@bleflar9183
2 жыл бұрын
I wish we were accually invaded by tourists, at least we would have money then.
@jaykay24ful
11 жыл бұрын
We are immortal
@englishfood13
12 жыл бұрын
I totally agree and there are geography classes but like a second language class people in america until they're high school/ teenager for currently I am in 8th grade I go a really good public and didn't really learn about other countries until I was in 6th grade. And at my old school we only learned about american history and a small part of it. So basically I am trying to say is about 10% of americans are not completely oblivious to people's history, culture.
@mthalion
13 жыл бұрын
@16theatregirl They are freaking out not because they have a national crisis, but because it's the Polish mentality. Messing with Polish history is something Poles will never forgive. It might be because we were always in the shadow of the other countries, and now no-one really remembers how much we did at their back. We like to remember the times when Poland was the most powerful country in Europe, not the downfall, and I guess it's pretty understandable. ;P
@TheShadowcain
8 жыл бұрын
I'm polish and I don't like it. Not because of innacurasy or anything but because the whole thing is about STEPPING ON A BABY. I know that slapstic is pinnacle of comedy but come on!
@christreadaway5197
8 жыл бұрын
couldn't agree more
@borsuk96
11 жыл бұрын
Żenada dla tych co się uczyli z tego filmu :-/
@damianherbowicz6894
8 жыл бұрын
I ' m Polisch :) I'm not offended by it. It's funny and entertaining, but deceptive. Poland was once great country of Lithuania. from sea to sea. Power of the Republic of the two nations was great. There was with us when religious tolerance in Europe were persecuted. We did not give up so easily trample,, "Poles are cantankerous and prone to fighting. Much we drink, and we are corrupt. Were it not for Poland and Lithuania are to this day the greatest superpower of Europe. but a fairy tale,, zajebista " thanks - dziękuję
@adamx1237
Жыл бұрын
Actually Poland started in 966
@michaz.2123
8 жыл бұрын
What do you know about Polish history?
@Ajourneyofknowing
6 жыл бұрын
Kwakerfeler100 - Name it?
@jethro035181
11 жыл бұрын
Q...how can you tell if a polack burglarized your house A...the garbage is missing and the dog is pregnant
@PortugEmpM.A.R.P.
9 ай бұрын
History Of Poland According To Americans
@DelTevynes
12 жыл бұрын
@Luklaser92 Actually the territories of Lithuania stopped the Mongols,but of course we wouldn't forget about you.
@Lansikgeneral
2 жыл бұрын
Pains me they said nothing about Polish-Lithuanian kicking ass for a while
@wawa23tomek
12 жыл бұрын
Battles of Narvik, Battles of France, Battle of Britain, Battle of Atlantic, siege of Tobruk, battle of Lenino, battle of Monte Cassino, Operation Overlord, Battle of Falais Pocket, Operation Market Garden, Battle of Ancona and Bologne, Operation Tempest ( Opertion Gate of Dawn, Lwów Uprising, Warsaw Uprising), Battle of Berlin , Prague Offensive , Operation Dynamo, Operation Jubilee, Capture of Breda and Axel, Capture Wilhelmshaven. Give honor to those people because they also fought for you
@fabiowodczynski5602
2 жыл бұрын
Itt: People who's history knowledge spans from 19th century till 1939
@Fuwildanimals
11 жыл бұрын
Poland wasn't destroyed by enemies but mostly by corruption, liberum veto, and too much liberty for nobles.
@MapAnimator
11 жыл бұрын
It is unrealistic too. I mean, whatever happened to all the Polish victories over the Turks, Prussians, Russians and Swedes... I mean come on.
@DJWWPL
12 жыл бұрын
No, USSR enabled Hitler to atack Poland, and then invaded us as well. Freedom in Poland starts in 1989.
@1MuchButteR1
11 жыл бұрын
There is no way Poland can do that alone. It was the Commonwealth.
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