The storry behind the p*rno makes it even funnier. Its filmed in german then got dubbed into english,but they lost the german audio so they dubbed it again in german. Thats why it sounds even more weird. And the "Alarm" has become a meme.
@KUSHAUFGUSS
8 ай бұрын
wow thats some deep lore bruv where u found that?
@dennisrotaug4485
8 ай бұрын
@@KUSHAUFGUSSOn Pornhub probably 😂
@einflinkeswiesel2695
8 ай бұрын
do you know where I can find the full version? Asking for a friend Edit: NVM I found it for my friend😘
@clauslangenbroek9897
8 ай бұрын
I think it's pretty normal for those kind of movies of the time to be dubbed, not that I have had any experience on the topic, when I was young, ahem ☺️
@Peed_Duck-tk5hv
6 ай бұрын
Junge was passiert in dem p**** frag ich mich grad 💀
@SomeJerkOnTheInternet
8 ай бұрын
The "what's going on with Karsten" became a meme in Germany, because it was in one of the "reality TV type" shows and LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE he starts sprinting while the commentator, just calmly says "what going on with Karsten" The Dude was interviewed later and if i remember correctly he said "i felt like i had to run and blacked out"
@entr0pic_
6 ай бұрын
He was/is diabetic and sometimes it can happen that someone with it has episodes (? The word is "Anfälle", similar to someone with "epileptische Anfälle") with erratic behaviour like that, where the mind goes blank and the body does... a thing. But no worries, Karsten is ok. The most important thing is tho: Alessio is fine.
@clayz0
4 ай бұрын
@@entr0pic_ "Anfälle" means seizures (I got epilepsy)
@DieDaddelecke
3 ай бұрын
@@clayz0no it dosent. It means „episodes“ in the medical sense
@Tubefucka
2 ай бұрын
alles falsch, der typ ist epileptiker und hat nen anfall bekommen
@jalaalamroony5550
8 ай бұрын
Most of them are funny or became iconic not for what happens or what is said but more because of the pronunciation of the language. So in the pov of an non native german language, you may ask what’s so funny but as an German it’s hilarious for example the kid saying „I need to go out“ 😂
@charlottenabokow4685
5 ай бұрын
iCh MuSs RaUs!
@TheTenguwarrior
5 ай бұрын
1:20 The irony of this clip is that she only fell because she had to hit the brakes on her bike because the cameraman wasn't fast enough going out of the way :/
@dirkvornholt2507
8 ай бұрын
The point with the old guy trying to pass the reporter on the sidewalk is that he's speaking heavy Berlin accent. In Germany the stereotype of Berliners is being rude.
@manuelvo1798
8 ай бұрын
no the point is about old people complaining about everything and doing their thing. like the granny at the window etc.
@dirkvornholt2507
8 ай бұрын
@manuelvo1798 Probably both but surely not "no".
@ShadowspearCreations-ScpW
8 ай бұрын
Not necessarily, but they ARE direct, on point! And they won't mince words! 😂 Basically it builds on the principle that you learned how to behave in your youth, you should be aware of your surroundings. And if there's someone walking and you standing in the way you not paying attention... 'Unless you're a child you don't have to be taught, you should know already! So I ain't gonna teach you again but you will know!' Basically what's running through the old man's head...
@afjo972
8 ай бұрын
Das heißt Berliner Schnauze und das ist bloß ein rauer Umgangston, das ist nicht unhöflich. Heutzutage sind in Berlin nur noch zugezogene und DIE sind unhöflich
@SomeJerkOnTheInternet
8 ай бұрын
Had a Case of "Main Character Syndrome" like...Dude...... she's WORKING HERE, you're just WALKING HERE, you're not that important so you can get angry like this.
@beyonderprime5020
8 ай бұрын
The Audi that crushed the Porsche looks like an Audi RS 4 station wagon with a V8 and 450 hp
@matthiasewert3587
8 ай бұрын
These kind of audi has a 6 cylinder engine !
@helloweener2007
8 ай бұрын
Looks like a first generation RS4 to me (RS4 B5) which had a V6 engine. The RS4 B7 had the big Audi radiator grill going into the bumper, which the car in the video does not have.
@matthiasewert3587
8 ай бұрын
@@helloweener2007 Yes it is a S4/Rs4 b5, both very nice popular engines, not identical but similar, both can reach high hp with the right setup. + The Porsche is only a natural aspirated one.
@dirkvornholt2507
8 ай бұрын
The English term is probably sleeper.
@dirkvornholt2507
8 ай бұрын
If you liked the p*rn opening scene, never ask a german guy why there is straw on the floor 😂
@vhaelen326
8 ай бұрын
the first clip/meme with the police is quite funny, in german we have two words to refer to someone 'du' which is the informal version, usually used to talk to friends, coworkers and other people you know directly and 'sie' which is the polite and formal word to adress a stranger but also used to adress people such as teachers, your boss at work(atleast usually, some bosses prefer the informal version) and of course police officers, however with police officers there is a special situation, if you insult an officers with the informal "du" it gets interpreted as you insulting the PERSON who is holding the position of officer which is a big no no, if you however insult an officer with the formal 'sie' it gets interpreted as you insulting the OFFICE or POSITION the officer is holding, both will get you in trouble but the later gets you in alot LESS trouble then the former, so when the guy asks to be excused and then repeats the insult in the formal way he isnt exactly making things better for himself but it is really funny
@ThEsUzItHoMmY91
8 ай бұрын
6:35 This happend in Cologne. The hole is still there, because authorities thinks this was a sign of god.
@reireiregret
7 ай бұрын
too bad they fixed the hole last week. after i don‘t how many effin years 😂
@silver6071
6 ай бұрын
Even better, it was next to the cologne dome
@TheGosgosh
6 ай бұрын
@@reireiregretnooooo way. I’ve got to check it out next time I am there 😂
@dannieecke6981
5 ай бұрын
@@reireiregretvor allem hätte man ganz viele andere Sachen reparieren können als dieses Loch 😉. Diese Haltestelle ist ganz schrecklich.
@marcusklein227
4 ай бұрын
@@reireiregret i know what we are going to do today
@mikabircks1262
7 ай бұрын
Wie überfordert der kerl von der hälfte der memes ist 😂
@Ismaraa
3 ай бұрын
Deutsche memes einfach anders 😂
@toilettenpapier7269
8 ай бұрын
5:22 "Was'n das für'n Combiiiiiiiiii?!"🤣
@Seemann996
8 ай бұрын
Was is´n das für'n Kombi? Audi RS4 Avant vs.Porsche 911 Carrera kzitem.info/news/bejne/rp-rsqqCqJRypmk
@toilettenpapier7269
7 ай бұрын
@@Seemann996 Danke, aber das war nur ein Zitat :)
@Avi-rn6ei
8 ай бұрын
Another funny p*rn reference we have is: "Warum liegt hier Stroh?" (Why is there straw?) "Warum haben Sie eine Maske auf?" (Why do you have a mask on?) "Joa, dann kannst du mir ja einen blasen" (Well than you can blow me one) So god damn random 😂
@lukasholtkamp7614
5 ай бұрын
I also love "Was ist das? Fickende Leute in meinem Garten! Jemand hat das Tor aufgelassen!" ("What's that? People fucking in my backyard? Somebody left the gate open!")
@svenski7392
3 ай бұрын
@@lukasholtkamp7614Not to forget "Ist er schon drin?" "Ne nh"
@cantinadudes
3 ай бұрын
@@svenski7392"hmm das ist jetzt blöd"
@willietorben560
2 ай бұрын
The most legendary one, really. The story behind the "Achtzehneinhalb" story: the male actor got cast for this pr0n hecause he happened to have a HUGE penis, but he was an amateur. And he did not want to be recognized at his daytime job, but he didn't notify the director. So when he came to the shoot and put on a ski mask, everyone was confused, but he told the directory that he wouldn't do the shoot without mask. And the director was like "oh well, then let's go fully non-sequitur and just dump these bales of straw in the corner, because that makes about as much sense as an electrician wearing a ski mask."
@rhysodunloe2463
7 ай бұрын
7:42 The longer version is even better. Because she then tries to do another take but it turns out the guy she's interviewing and who she just called the brother of Jürgen "Whoreson" speaks perfect German because he's no "true Icelandic" but a German who moved to Iceland. 😅 So the complete introduction take was a big fail.
@emiliajojo5703
8 ай бұрын
Cocky Porsche messes with the wrong!😂
@leezar.5511
7 ай бұрын
Osten ist, wenn man den Englischen Untertitel liest, weil man den Dialekt nicht versteht 😂
@gulli72
4 ай бұрын
90% of German memes form a category called "who thought this was a good idea?"
@neocasanova1085
3 ай бұрын
And the remaining 10 percent are from porn-movies
@liquidminds
8 ай бұрын
with german luxury car brands you can usually pick how you want them. Some models look very plain and basic, but got everything under the hood the company could put there. Others look like from Startrek, but use the most basic engine available. Especially the better earning people prefer a car that looks like family, but still has power when they push the pedal. They don't want to brag, they just want a fast car.
@shadowfox009x
3 ай бұрын
My dad was like that. He drove a Golf V6 and removed the V6 sign. Was always funny on the Autobahn when he hit the gas and easily sped away from some guy in a fat Audi or Mercedes who'd just tried to force him to the right lane. Yeah, that plain-looking Golf had some serious horsepower under the hood.
@onnasenshi7739
8 ай бұрын
3:51 that was a car tyre 4:12 reminds me of the 80s, i had a toyota celica and was on the way to austria, with about 180 in the middle lane a vw bus t4 overtook me i felt like i was standing still, later i found out that this bus had a porschemotor installed it was a t4 projektzwo
@Prof.Dr.Diagnose
6 ай бұрын
The one who screamed ''Hühnchen mit Reis'' (chicken with rice) is the german agressive version of the british ''fish and a rice cake''-guy :D
@DoctorNicolasGames
8 ай бұрын
7:45 the funniest thing is, the guy isn't even islandic, he's an emigrated german :D
@clauslangenbroek9897
8 ай бұрын
So he even understood her perfectly well? 😅
@irgendeinname9256
7 ай бұрын
Und jetzt kennt man ihn in ganz Deutschland nur als H*rensohn💀
@TheChancelX
4 ай бұрын
@@clauslangenbroek9897 yes he did😂
@AlexanderSchwarz-ck3cx
6 ай бұрын
Honestly, Ive seen a lot of reactons. Reactons here in Germany are often not liked a lot, since many people just watch the videos and say/do nothing. But you actually comment the video and say stuff about it. Really good, keep on!
@emiliajojo5703
8 ай бұрын
You certainly have a loved one at home?! I reject these allegations!classic!
@stef987
8 ай бұрын
Not only a loved one. He couldn't handle how she said "you surely have a female lover (eine Liebste) at home, or a male one (einen Liebsten)". He thought she "accused" him of being (possibly) gay.
@euli_mo
8 ай бұрын
@@stef987 i think he is though xD
@Der.Germane
8 ай бұрын
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun eigentum des Deutschen Vaterlands🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
@peterpaul5820
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@aleisterlavey9716
5 ай бұрын
Hippety hoppety
@Matmix_Marchand
5 ай бұрын
*Der Bundesrepublik Deutschland Wenn das nich so übertrieben förmlich is, is es nich witzig Außerdem muss der satz auf dem wunderschönen Wort Deutschland 🇩🇪 enden (und das muss man dann auch gut betonen beim aussprechen) … Ja! Is mir wichtig!
@KevinTran-hpk
7 ай бұрын
Omg, ich wusste bis jetzt gar nicht woher dieses "Alarm" her kam
@TheGosgosh
6 ай бұрын
Im Zweifel ist es IMMER aus „Erwachsenen Filmen“ ;)
@SolarFanWithMerch
2 ай бұрын
The fact that the hole of the cross is still at that train station makes it even funnier 😂
@LadyMeikoDubs
8 ай бұрын
A German here :) I just found your great Content and had to subscribe. You seem very kind and genuine and even if I don't know you, you seem to have a very good heart. I just think that it totally shows. A great change from most people on this platform. Keep being you and pls more Reactions to German stuff. Love the Content :)
@michitendo
5 ай бұрын
Grüß dich
@baumpilz9765
8 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The Hole from the Clip in the very beginning of the video, is still there ^^
@Matmix_Marchand
5 ай бұрын
Echt jetzt? mit eigenen augen gesehen? Wo war das? xD
@cantinadudes
3 ай бұрын
@@Matmix_Marchandwenn ich mich richtig erinnere ist es in köln, weiß aber nicht welche bahnstation
@cantinadudes
3 ай бұрын
And honestly as long as it isnt causing any issues, it should stay there xd Its a part of history now
@johanna7096
2 ай бұрын
Jepp das ist in Köln
@rebeccaschneider5223
4 ай бұрын
The Scene with the Jesus and his Cross was made in Colonge Central Station at Karneval and after a few years they now repaired the holes in the Ceilling. The incidend happened 2017! That is really funny, they needed so many years to repair that!
@unicorescannacorner6999
8 ай бұрын
Aww willy, now the candle went out! 😂
@gartenfreund4889
2 ай бұрын
As a german, looking you react to german memes is entertaining😂
@Kaffeestrudel
8 ай бұрын
Must be an Audi RS station wagon, even as that he is fast as hell.
@zentarion.
8 ай бұрын
most likely had it tuned abit on top of that
@adamlubieniecki
8 ай бұрын
rs4 near 500HP
@Neonblue84
5 ай бұрын
"It has lost a tire" is a real funny meme.😄
@Ara_Araza2019_Official
8 ай бұрын
5:30 : " Volkswagen, das Auto" :D
@adamlubieniecki
8 ай бұрын
audi ........ rs4
@Fabianzub
6 ай бұрын
s4 with 900 hp
@Splattercat82
8 ай бұрын
1:48... Walter Frosch was very hard player but very funny guy. R.I.P. Froschi
@rauberkotzenplotz2835
4 ай бұрын
the hole in the subway station is fixed now after 10 + years xD
@Germanapproved
13 күн бұрын
Diese kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
@mickypescatore9656
8 ай бұрын
Hi, Dwayne! 🤣 Maybe the Audi has got Kerosin in his engine!😂
@dirkvornholt2507
8 ай бұрын
Actually, kerosene resembles more diesel fuel or petroleum, which would leave a nice smoke trail and ruin the engine pretty fast. But anyway, this sleeper really boosts like jet engine driven.
@KhalouaGbR
8 ай бұрын
4:60 In Germany everything is possible. A small car with 1000 kilos and 200 hp is just as fast as an Audi Avantgarde RS2 with 315 hp and 1500 kilos. The Horsepower VW King in Germany, a legend in Germany kzitem.info/news/bejne/ootnsnmjcmelZIY 800 Horsepower by 900 Kilogram kzitem.info/news/bejne/pKSI3n6ZpZ1qiIY
@amyleefan85
7 ай бұрын
"I thouroughly enjoyed this." I just love British people :D
@BenjaminLehner
6 ай бұрын
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD.
@allxtend4005
7 ай бұрын
to understand what kind of car it was, it is called quadro or RS cars from Audi and they are looking like normal cars but have way more power then a Porshe for sure. This kind of cars are real monsters when it comes to power so do the price of the cars.
@IAMNEUE
5 ай бұрын
Als ein deutscher ich respektiere die Arbeit die du in dieses Video reingesteckt hast
@antichrist4superfist
4 ай бұрын
*Definition von Arbeit:* Arbeit ist eine zielgerichtete, soziale, planmäßige und bewußte, körperliche und geistige Tätigkeit. Ursprünglich war Arbeit der Prozess der Auseinandersetzung des Menschen mit der Natur zur unmittelbaren Existenzsicherung. *PoMo Definition:* Video gucken = Arbeit 🤔😂
@TryToMemeee
8 ай бұрын
you cannot be more Germa nthan the last one, zu geil😂
@fabianklein5843
4 ай бұрын
The first one with the cross was hilarious when it happened, I was there in person 😂
@StiloNautica
5 ай бұрын
Best mountainbiker her name is Stiefel. Meaning 'boots' for walking. 🤣🤣
@frankgunold268
7 ай бұрын
9:23 Erich Honecker 🤣!
@Laurasophiesmith
8 ай бұрын
I really wanna know if the hole from the cross is still in the ceiling of the train station 😂
@lauraa7777h
8 ай бұрын
Yes it is 😂
@ShawnRiddick
8 ай бұрын
8:20 Yes it is 🤣
@LF-bj2jb
4 ай бұрын
The hole from the crucifix in the roof is still there!😂
@willietorben560
2 ай бұрын
7:30 Ribéry was THE #1 prankster in German soccer.
@psykotropic9063
8 ай бұрын
I would love a next part. It's really funny 🤣🤣🤣
@Mumpitz_Kokolores
Ай бұрын
Unbelievable but the Guy (Walter Frosch) at 1:50 was playing in the first an second Bundesliga. He is a german Legend. Still love him. 😊
@ShadowspearCreations-ScpW
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, the car thing... We call that the big bad wolf in sheep's clothing! 🐺💪🤙
@prax8
3 ай бұрын
This memes are very funny, if you can speak german. But the english translation unfortunately destroys it.
@simonl.7487
7 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: that hole is still in the celing of the cologne railway Station
@-.M1MI_Edits.
Ай бұрын
7:47 „Bruder von Jürgen H*rens0hn“ I CAN‘T- 😭🙏🏽
@Soul-wv4ct
4 ай бұрын
That kombi showed dominace lol
@EngelinZivilBO
8 ай бұрын
8:20 Our Bro has seen one or two things 😅
@sabrinavey7379
5 ай бұрын
😂 ALARM ALARM 😂
@leila13dnd
3 ай бұрын
Oh the allegations guy in the last one, that's when you know you've gone real deep on the German memes.
@felixblum
7 ай бұрын
Please more reactions like this 🙏🏽 love it 😂
@Patrick-tz3od
6 ай бұрын
Some of these memes get even funnier when you understand the accent/dialekt because everything but Hochdeutsch sounds REALLY funny sometimes
@kevinburger590
8 ай бұрын
The family car was an Audi RS4 Avant. Pretty nice car. Full video: kzitem.info/news/bejne/rp-rsqqCqJRypmk
@Kamil0san
8 ай бұрын
yeah they just look "innocent", but those "family cars" are able to compete with a Porsche. Sometimes it also depends on the driver, i had an Opel Vectra A and when i was standing on the left lane at a traffic light, some drivers behind me already rolled their eyes, especially when on the right lane was a BMW or Audi, and because the type of car i used was often used by old ppl, but then they learned that the 90 PS are enough to leave them all far far behind.
@joel06101995
4 ай бұрын
The Hole in the Ceiling from the Jesus Meme is still there at Cologne Railway Station 🚉
@seppmayr13
2 ай бұрын
9:34 greetings from Austria
@enemybmp
5 ай бұрын
The kombi is called a Wolf in sheep's clothing.
@marley9306
3 ай бұрын
The girl on the bike actually had a second attempt. But she fell again...
@Capital.Wonders
7 ай бұрын
#NiceVideos Love From Germany / Heidelberg 🖤 ❤️ 💛
@potatohero3374
5 ай бұрын
dieses künstliche lachen fuckt mich extrems ab und ja, diese memes sind nicht alle lustig und nicht jeder meme ist nur zum kachen da sondern auch um die guten alten zeiten wieder etwas zu erwecken
@LeahTheLemon19
2 ай бұрын
The hole from the cross in the train station is still there 😂🤌
@CaesarZppl
3 ай бұрын
I´m German and I read the captions and I understood waaay better lmao
@uddelhexe3545
7 ай бұрын
I love how we Germans (again) claim his comment section. I swear: the moment someone reacts to anything germany, we move the whole nation to that account to comment😂
@klarasee806
8 ай бұрын
Yes, part 2 please!
@ankiemmy8277
5 ай бұрын
These we're actually good memes i have Seen often in Germany 🎉
@derkommentator9999
6 ай бұрын
was issen das fürn Kombi.... ach einfach legendär
@PatrickHamer-p2j
2 ай бұрын
From Hamburg Germany with love Bro
@christianlenik5307
6 ай бұрын
5:20 Sleeper Built Audi Avant - the "Bang" from the Exhaust is the Anti Lag System of the Turbocharger... I guess that Thing has... 800+ hp 6:10 German Karen
@butterbirne1060
3 ай бұрын
The First Clip from the Intro was from my town 😂
@progunniedutchhd5310
3 ай бұрын
that audi is the old RS4 B4 XD
@EraaZeTV
4 ай бұрын
Your a chilled Person Greets from germany
@Brokengooseneck
5 ай бұрын
As a German, I love this video😂
@-l1v1-
3 ай бұрын
That was allot of fun
@m.t-thoughts8919
3 ай бұрын
In Germany we say: Ehrenlos 😂
@thomasblueschke6938
8 ай бұрын
The combi you see is a Audi RS6 and from the "factory" they are allready beasts on wheels!
@Seemann996
8 ай бұрын
its a RS4 Was is´n das für'n Kombi? Audi RS4 Avant vs.Porsche 911 Carrera kzitem.info/news/bejne/rp-rsqqCqJRypmk
@Fabianzub
6 ай бұрын
@@Seemann996s4 with 900hp
@bFix
2 ай бұрын
5:34 yes it's an Audi, actually
@redefluss8888
6 ай бұрын
erdbeerkäse und halt stop hat gefehlt, aber im grunde kennt jeder deutsche diese memes sehr gut zusammengestellt - "erdbeerkäse" and "halt stop" were missing, but basically every German knows these memes put together very well
@bianca2pack
6 ай бұрын
Meinst du 7:14 mit halt stop? Erbeerkäse, ja genau! Diese Frau fehlt! 😂
@redefluss8888
6 ай бұрын
@@bianca2pack ne meine den koleriker von frauentausch, ALLES BLEIBT SO WIE ES IS
@bianca2pack
6 ай бұрын
@@redefluss8888 ja hab ihn nun in einem anderen Memevideo entdeckt 😀 den hatte ich ganz vergessen. Ja der Typ war auch echt der Börner, aber nichts toppt "im Erdbeerkäse sind Vitamine drin" und das ist für einen Briten, der seine deutsche Aussprache lernen möchte, mit Abstand das schlechteste Beispiel.
@HeddaJurges-gc2gg
6 ай бұрын
You don’t understaaaaaaand!! Some of those Sounds are legendary memes in Germany!!!
@SylvesterStallone-d6f
Ай бұрын
Henry Henrinson, the Brother of Jürgen Bitchson
@TheGosgosh
6 ай бұрын
The hole that Jesus‘ cross made in the ceiling is still there (and a few more as well). It’s at the Cologne central station, at the descent to the lines 5/16/18 at the Dom side exit of the central station.
@madTitanja
8 ай бұрын
Yeah i love old perplex too^^. Do you know that gives a comidy Show here with name "old ass bastards" . I love that Show cos in it old perplex prank us younger generations,you must watch it i think you will like it tii!^^. I ithink that TV Show gives here on KZitem too, if i remember right^^
@EinfachnurFox
8 ай бұрын
This video is legendary
@herrh4281
7 ай бұрын
Aaaaalarm 😂😂😂
@andreamck4521
5 ай бұрын
Vielleicht wären ein paar Sequenzen von "Familie Ritter" angebracht gewesen.....
@MommyAdaW0ng
7 ай бұрын
As a german,I can understand every single bit 😂😢
@BigMindlittlebrain
4 ай бұрын
Yay my country :)
@icewolf6669
7 ай бұрын
It actually WAS an AUDI :D
@bobweis4527
8 ай бұрын
This sh... Is good 😂
@svenski7392
3 ай бұрын
3:40 Migrartionhintergrund = Migration Background. It's just the German word but she doesn't even know the German word so she just understood the word background in german and answert that the wall In the back is the color white cause they moved in recently. 😂
@eliaslpt3518
6 ай бұрын
Egon Kowalewski is also a very good german meme
@SMartSyStr
7 ай бұрын
That compilas hon is very ould
@matt47110815
8 ай бұрын
I mostly find those embarrassing garbage, but hey, sure, some are funny.
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