Funnily enough, Zanny, the Space Marines actually have hobbies. They're not crusading 24/7. Some farm, some paint. Some engage in normal entertainment. Cool, really.
@ShrimpEmporium
19 сағат бұрын
Men of culture 🗿🍷
@makairidah8354
19 сағат бұрын
Salamanders get to spend time with their families, as expected from the wholesome marines
@bobertastic6541
19 сағат бұрын
@@makairidah8354in order to remind them what they are fighting for, iirc
@theonlyzanny
19 сағат бұрын
living their best lives
@highwaytoheaven99
19 сағат бұрын
Farm enemy kills for the Emperor, paint the walls red in their blood, and find entertainment in reciting the Codex Astartes.
@muaxh03
19 сағат бұрын
"He was too soft for this world" lmao
@Ghostprince31
19 сағат бұрын
Ur most recent video is literally right below this vid for me it’s cool to see another KZitemr here
@makairidah8354
19 сағат бұрын
Fun fact: the codex astartes states that space marines get only 15 minutes of free time to relax and rest up. Wich is 15 minutes more time the average Activision employee gets in a lifetime.
@Shadest
19 сағат бұрын
In the grim darkness of the Activision offices, there is only Call of Duty
@headhunter1958
19 сағат бұрын
15 minutes per what? Millennium?
@SYLin-rs8ob
19 сағат бұрын
Or the average guardsman
@jDoinkz
19 сағат бұрын
tbf Activision employees don’t need breaks, as they don’t create anything new or interesting that would require a break after
@LckyMarksman
19 сағат бұрын
"If we were in the Warhammer universe, would we be Guardsmen or Space Marines?" "I'd be dead" Realistic grimdark 40k outcome
@theonlyzanny
19 сағат бұрын
I would be Astartes
@ezonplays2260
19 сағат бұрын
@@theonlyzanny nah, servitor.
@Cheesequicksand
19 сағат бұрын
@@ezonplays2260shots fired
@hermeister3870
19 сағат бұрын
Yeah Most fans forget a space marine is a one in 15 billion occurence on the low end for the imperium's population estimated. They are so absurdly rare that its entirely possible no one person on modern Earth would be one.
@bobertastic6541
19 сағат бұрын
@@theonlyzanny servitor for sure. there is like a one in 1 trillion chance you would become a Custodes though, they are basically 10 space marines compressed into one golden warrior of the Emperor
@shademan2135
19 сағат бұрын
Ejaculus, Erectus and Bonerus - thus, the Lust Marines managed to arrive to location and wreck chaos all around, those who died, are the lucky ones, because those who survived, had to suffer and understand the meaning of those glorious names.
@connorrogahn8837
19 сағат бұрын
Slanesh bout to copyright strike them
@Lurking96
19 сағат бұрын
It is a shame the great marine Biggus Dickus was forgotten
@tirefish
19 сағат бұрын
Jeremy Scott's favourite Space Marines
@thatoneguy487
19 сағат бұрын
@@Lurking96 he had a wife you know
@TheKosmotect
19 сағат бұрын
On Kadaku they’re eating the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Tyranids that came in, they’re eating the Astra Militarium. They’re eating all the little people that live there. 3:33
@FlorelaFTW
19 сағат бұрын
13:50 "Favorite chaos god"? This one right here inquisitor!
@tirefish
19 сағат бұрын
Hopefully that Inquisitor doesn't get possessed by a chaos Daemon
@thetrueteebs1338
19 сағат бұрын
Technically only Titus as a Black shield was pennace, to be in the deathwatch normally is actually a huge honor. Thats why Galadriel tries to compliment titus in the first mission
@theonlyzanny
19 сағат бұрын
My friend told me space marines can also volunteer to join Deathwatch if they really love killing 🧠
@F1etcher
19 сағат бұрын
"For reasons too long to explain"-Horus Cheresy be like
@quanlinglingdingle6122
19 сағат бұрын
So iirc deathwatch is a chapter who usually deployed to purge the xenos and its members are from multiple chapters, the reason why they use black painted armor is because their missions usually has low survivability rate that their origin chapters usually paint their armor black before set their member go with the deathwatch like to symbolize mourning
@wiensie
19 сағат бұрын
ERECTUS WITH ME lmao
@that_one_alex7427
19 сағат бұрын
I almost expected "Bigus Dickus" to come after Flaccidius in the intro.
@holysoap6255
19 сағат бұрын
"Dedicated to the imperium" *Puts up image of the Custodes.* Yeahhhhhh
@germanscience7246
19 сағат бұрын
Flaccidius needed to straighten up but he just kept falling flat when it came to performing in action. He always came up short in all of our combat training. His service ended far too soon
@ThatButton592
19 сағат бұрын
Space marines 2 is just helldivers with loving and supporting parents
@RandomStarWarsFan
19 сағат бұрын
0:03 most sane zanny intro
@historicflame972
19 сағат бұрын
The mechanicus are the techy guys of the Imperium who realised the weakness of their flesh and it disgusted them (they're the origin of that quote) Also they think Jesus is stuck in the computer, that's why you gotta pray to the Machine spirit, there is a little goblin in all the tech and you gotta make him happy to make the doors open
@jaycolus3893
19 сағат бұрын
Praise be the Omnissiah.
@doneor
19 сағат бұрын
-if we were in the Warhammer unverse, would we be Guardsmen or Space Marines? -I'd be dead
@iateshampoo8692
19 сағат бұрын
"Yeah I'm a Warhammer og. I watched the Zanny video of space marine one" 🗿🗿🗿
@suelsierra
19 сағат бұрын
space bloodborn
@fugofugo5135
19 сағат бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR !!!
@Brosowski
19 сағат бұрын
This intro is exactly how I believe ancient Greek and Roman men would joke around before heading into a city to burn it all down.
@leogaming7770
19 сағат бұрын
Waited for this video and I was not disappointed hearing "Ejaculus, Erectus with me" in the first 5 seconds
@idavid8391
19 сағат бұрын
3:45 Unironically real.
@Xa_xA02
19 сағат бұрын
Okay, nere comes the 🤓 mode (this commentary will be expanded upon as I'll watch the video) 2:25 > Death Watch is not a unit solely for atonement of sins; Yes, they can be exiled there, but the main purpose of this Order is to exterminate the most dangerous Xenos (Tyranids, Necrons, Orcs) and they are subordinate to the Inquisition - the Ordo Xenos; their main feature, besides the use of Xenos technology, is that the teams are made up of marines from different Legions 3:16> Imperial Guard - although it is correct to call it the Imperium Army, this is only part of the truth; Before the Horus Heresy, the Imperium Army was indeed a single machine, but after the Civil War the same Guilliman divided the army: Guards - separate, Navy - separate, Tanks - separate, Special Forces - separate, and so on 5:21> A little background lore - Lord Castellan is a title in the Guard, but in the context of the Cadians, Titus is accurately referring to Krig - he is, in fact, the chief military officer on Cadia, a fortress planet on the border with the Eye of Terror (the largest exit from the Warp - cosmic hell and Twitter), the Cadians are known for perfect discipline and the ability to fight under the most difficult conditions Creed defended the planet to the last man during the beginning of the 13th Abbadon Black Crusade, but when a planetary station collapsed on the planet and Cadia went down at the seams - Ursarkar was snatched at the last seconds into his collection by the Lord of the Necrons - Trazyn the Infinite 7:21 > Archmagos is one of the highest positions in the hierarchy of the Adeptus Mechanicus (they run literally ALL of the Imperium's technology) The Mechanicus themselves are from Mars, and while people on Earth were killing each other in the age of barbarism, these guys started literally praying to technology and believe that every mechanism has a soul - the Spirit of the Machine, and when the Emperor arrived before the Great Campaign, these guys had a one big orgasm at the sight of him, "OMNISSION! DEITY INCARNATE!" - since then Mechanicus has been in charge of everything - they produce weapons, machinery, ships and endless other things, and not even a simple nut is turned in the Imperium without their knowledge 11:50> These babies are Cherubim, a subclass of Servitors, and don't worry - they're not real babies! They are specially bred in test tubes for just this role, after which they are filled with implants and become heralds and sorts to accompany important people - most often officials of the Ecclesiarchy (Church of the Imperium) or other legends like Space Marines or Living Saints, just adding 10 points to the style and appearance, a decorative element, they can't feel pain and their happy with their job
@BoostComic0000
19 сағат бұрын
The UnCharted guy looking at the screen in disbelief.
@MLGHazrad
19 сағат бұрын
I like how the knife that the space marines are using could be a sword to a normal human
@tirefish
19 сағат бұрын
It would look like an anime sword in the hands of a regular dude
@gardion160
19 сағат бұрын
Space Marine 2 boutta show Helldivers 2 how to not fumble a god send of a sequel
@airsoftman56100
19 сағат бұрын
Negative
@bobertastic6541
19 сағат бұрын
The fumbled the fumble, it’s good now
@submachinegun5737
19 сағат бұрын
Report to your nearest democracy officer and or imperial commissar for punishment for a bad take
@chammy2812
19 сағат бұрын
@@bobertastic6541do I still have to make an account for the “has dataleaks every 2 years” corporation to play the game? Even though it didn’t require it when I bought it.
@thedeadliest4380
19 сағат бұрын
Bro actually typed this out
@Tarik_sldt
19 сағат бұрын
Zanny you promised us arkham videos throughout the year, j dont wanna become the uncharted guy for batman, cause we already went through this
@bencurran3204
19 сағат бұрын
Deathwatch aint for sinners, its like the grey knights for killing xenos, instead of daemons. so pretty much yes, he was a black shield (someone who usually rejects their chapter, in titus' case he had thought it the other way around). its actually a great honour for a veteran to go and become a member of the Deathwatch
@whan_gcf752
19 сағат бұрын
"Ejaculus, come. ... No no wait" best thing I've heard this week
@ROOokie6
19 сағат бұрын
From what i know the deathwatch is basically 40k version of rainbow 6, formed specifically to kill xenos. Its made of various chapter veterans and is seen as a massive honor, but also can be used kinda like a punishment, titus basically got the arbiter treatment, he was too valuable to execute but still had to atone
@dylives7667
19 сағат бұрын
F for Flaccidus. Gone but not forgotten.
@KyotoCat
19 сағат бұрын
COOMIUS AND GOONIUS, COME BROTHERS
@Raiden_j_2009-xq2pl
19 сағат бұрын
9:15 Brother get the flamer, the heavy flame
@Gamerjedi-xt5rk
19 сағат бұрын
"brother, wake up, Zanny posted war crimes again."
@mrtree2465
19 сағат бұрын
Finally I get to watch Zanny do his service for the Emperor
@2Trundle
19 сағат бұрын
The fact that the beginning bit is actually plausible for the 40k canon is why 40k is the best sci fi universe B)
@muhammadazzuhry697
19 сағат бұрын
it is 3AM, but nothing will stop from admiring and praising fellow battle brothers braavery
@bohemianearspoon8493
19 сағат бұрын
2:31 death watch is where veterans of each chapter go to kill xenos full time instead of part time
@kogden8110
19 сағат бұрын
24:10 I knew it was coming and it was still funny
@AintPopular
19 сағат бұрын
Hooded space marine. Thats WAR
@BlindSeeker0-5
19 сағат бұрын
when liberty fails, the emperor never does.
@MattPapp
19 сағат бұрын
FINALLY Zanny made the long awaited space marine 2 video Why am i so happy about this? 1: Sm2 is my goty, and i wonder what Zanny will say about it 2: It's not uncharted
@MarcosValcuende
19 сағат бұрын
This game came to fill the void that Helldivers 2 left us after Sony did nasty things to it
@krajicsek13
19 сағат бұрын
1:35 I looked it up some Chapters can go back to their old life and village when they are not on duty like the Salamanders
@TheOgAnarchist
19 сағат бұрын
brothers wake up zannius's space marine 2 content is glorious, second only to the god emperor
@slayeroffurries1115
19 сағат бұрын
Finally some zanny Warhammer content. Can't wait to hammer my war for hours on end to this
@DockOkk
19 сағат бұрын
17:14 "deadpool isnt just a wise guy, youd know that if you read the comics ☝️🤓" (This comment wasn't originally going to be ironic)
@pierceromeyn8433
19 сағат бұрын
The lore of this game is crazy that you would need to watch an 8 Hour essay video before you understand it fully
@scone-pu7bp
19 сағат бұрын
Sun Wukong fun fact of the day: Sun Wukong is immortal for 7 different reasons: He trained with a daoist master who revealed to Wukong the secrets of immortality, he went to the underworld and scrubbed his name from the book of mortals, he was tasked by Buddha to protect the peaches of immortality but ate them as an act of rebellion, ran into an alchemy lab and took pills of immortality, crashed a god party and drank the heavenly wine, found a magical ginseng fruit and ate it, and the gods got so tired of his ass becoming immortal so much they tossed his ass in a furnace but his sheer amount of immortality kept him alive and burned away his mortality further.
@Goldomnivore
19 сағат бұрын
3:32 is so good XD
@thecenturion1634
19 сағат бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
@silkyjohnson4208
19 сағат бұрын
Guiliman is a child of the emperor? You are bordering heresy there.
@xelldincht4251
19 сағат бұрын
lol, just watched Yatzee`s review of the game. He also had that realization that the tyrannids running around are not just background decoration
@scone-pu7bp
19 сағат бұрын
6:20 is that HERESY I smell?
@alexcerna8902
19 сағат бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR
@M3ltedNikhowaz6426
19 сағат бұрын
If you want to know more about Warhammer 40k I would recommend brickys videos on both the factions in W40k and the Space marine legions in a nutshell they may be outdated but they provide the basic knowledge of the world of W40k and they’re also very funny.
@crumblycookie3518
19 сағат бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR, his golden light has guided us to a good game and for that we praise him
@meliusmatty
19 сағат бұрын
9:43, nice bloodborne reference
@zaratousta1
19 сағат бұрын
Alright, time to prove I don't leave the house for any reason... The Deathwatch is a bit more than the place where naughty Space Marine go, it's an group under the Ordo Xenos (Inquisition specialised in aliens) made up of Space Marines. Most of them are volonteers and it's a great honor... yada yada... for the emperor. But it's also a place where Space Marines that have failed at something or have shown some kind of non-heretic weakness might be sent to find redemption. They are forbidden from bearing their chapters insignia and have to hide it by painting it black, they are henceforth called Blackshield (It's very derogatory) It's usually a one or two century tour before they are sent back home (and they are usually sent back home in a four plank uber a lot earlier, Deathwatch jobs don't mess around) but some of the worst offender or those that have really pissed of their superior can be sent there for life.
@StereotypicalShea
19 сағат бұрын
Zanny and the boys looking STIFF in this one
@Vucero
19 сағат бұрын
Space Marine 2 could be the greatest game of all time, and I’ll still refuse to buy it digitally over physically. I’m 100 miles outside NYC and there is ZERO physical editions of this game available ANYWHERE! The publisher needs to get their shit together
@RumbleAmv
19 сағат бұрын
It's fucking 3 in the morning and I wake up to this let's fucking go
@Cynthias-Garchomp
19 сағат бұрын
This truly is one of the zanny videos of all time
@baron-chan6484
19 сағат бұрын
NOT ENOUGH PUPPY BREAKS HERESY.
@molerat5826
19 сағат бұрын
If you wanna know more about Warhammer without being drowned in lore, I recommend watched the videos made by Bricky.
@tristin9362
19 сағат бұрын
You can do a special attack after an attack with the power sword it will glow and if you press attack again you'll do a spiny multy hit attack its really good for the swarm fights
@JD-jl2tz
19 сағат бұрын
Zanny if you want to know more about warhammer lore I recommend majorkill and the exploring series
@DucNguyen-eo9ns
19 сағат бұрын
1:30 Salamander bros: lmao look at these losers over here
@JacobyoftheWest
19 сағат бұрын
6:19 Heresy!!!
@joethestrat
19 сағат бұрын
Our duty is to serve The Emperor's will.
@ThatButton592
19 сағат бұрын
Fun fact if a lightsaber and power sword clashed against each other they would just go through each other.
@michaelsoria807
19 сағат бұрын
Whoa whoa WHOA?! I just found your channel and NOW you Space Marine with Ejaculus? ...where have you been all my FYP?
@CXIgaming6170
19 сағат бұрын
Wake up, new Zanny vid just dropped!
@cornerchairgaming3366
19 сағат бұрын
Absolutely loved this. 10/10 for the men, becuase we are no longer boys after the crusades.
@yaong7863
19 сағат бұрын
Babe wake up zanny finally posted the spacemarine 2 video
@CalmItsOkay
19 сағат бұрын
Not even one minute in theres a monty python type of joke
@VitalityCanvas
19 сағат бұрын
Perfect timing, this actually woke me up from my nap.
@notsogreatjagras4314
19 сағат бұрын
Just as an "Um Actually" because everyone not in the Warhammer sphere is getting it wrong (Not their fault, the game does not make it clear). The Deathwatch was not space marines that have "sinned" it was for Titus and Titus only every other Deathwatch are the best of the best space marines that focus their experience and strength toward killing aliens for the Inquisition (Super space cops that are above the law and have the authority to blow up planets). Titus is the only example of the Deathwatch being a sort of "Punishment" TLDR: Deathwatch isn't a punishment it's an honor, except for Titus who was put in it as punishment but he is the only example of that happening.
@ChaplainPhantasm
19 сағат бұрын
CENTURIES HAVE I WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT! The God Emperor has answered my prayers and litanies!
@Genericyoutubename306
19 сағат бұрын
You know I’m a Zanny fan when I open the video 28 seconds after it being posted
@scone-pu7bp
19 сағат бұрын
new name for a space marine: Asparagus.
@maxwelltheluxray861
19 сағат бұрын
Just in time after watching a 6 hour gameplay of spacemarine 2. Truly game of the year
@Agustfall
19 сағат бұрын
You know you can just run into the puny human heritics and they die
@kaspervangils8439
19 сағат бұрын
Wake up. Zanny uploaded 🎉🎉
@Stupidskeleton15
19 сағат бұрын
Watching this during a soft lockdown at my school 10/10
@BrannuIv
19 сағат бұрын
I was literally watching space marine 2 videos and think "Man Zanny still not do his gameplay" and then I see this.
@dybo3793
19 сағат бұрын
Bro did not just start the video with “Ejaculus Erectus”
@starkjet2197
19 сағат бұрын
Freaking finally I’ve been waiting for you to drop this Zanny! GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!
@ThatB1BattleDroid
19 сағат бұрын
I’m surprised Diddius didn’t show up against those smaller bugs
@iamjax1
19 сағат бұрын
been super exited since september 5th for this vid
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