You know things are serious when even IDAT is disgusted.
@boog1939
Жыл бұрын
IDADDY edit: I’m sorry I caused 550 people to go insane
@u1aq
Жыл бұрын
@@boog1939 put your head in the can crusher and see what happens
@quartermaster2809
Жыл бұрын
@@u1aq 😂😂
@River_Ranger79
Жыл бұрын
Yooo is that you dad?!
@BigT.Larrity
Жыл бұрын
I'm disgusted by his weird fucked up fingernails
@jonathancollins9831
Жыл бұрын
That chicken stuffed rubber glove is straight nightmare fuel
@decidueye3680
Жыл бұрын
im sorry but his nails look wild
@Prodigy300
Жыл бұрын
it looked aight to me
@BERRY_SODA1
Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@psychwardsandSCENE
Жыл бұрын
how?
@McJibbin
Жыл бұрын
ok hear me out tho...
@ppgurl420
Жыл бұрын
That was a terrifyingly perfect analogue for a human hand
@Matt_History
Жыл бұрын
Not really, chicken bones are way weaker because they're hollow
@justme-jn2ur
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_History chickens arnt real
@DannyrusK
Жыл бұрын
@@justme-jn2ur No no you have a point.
@the_yo1odude262
Жыл бұрын
@@DannyrusK you believe thatvthe word real is real? Pathetic
@weegee7196
Жыл бұрын
@@justme-jn2ur ur right there a enigma
@wyleewaterwitch
9 ай бұрын
The circumcision joke made me cackle 😂
@lisacobern8299
9 ай бұрын
Same
@ngmaze
8 ай бұрын
it made me genuinely sad.
@eboyeman8457
8 ай бұрын
Which one was which
@eboyeman8457
8 ай бұрын
What is what
@powertouncleben
8 ай бұрын
@@ngmazewhy
@graceupton1404
Жыл бұрын
Being Australian, I could immediately tell that IDAT just barely stopped himself from saying ‘that’s f*cked’ when the chicken hand was destroyed - that’s somehow really funny to me
@sp1yrg
Жыл бұрын
it was so funny to me because i said "that's fucked" as i was watching it
@MeganWhamGMfan
Жыл бұрын
Same😮🇦🇺
@baitthenoobs2657
Жыл бұрын
Lol... I love this type of shit man. These comments have me Rollin 😂😂
@rupert5066
Жыл бұрын
You don't have to be Strayan to tell, tho... or is that the joke?
@bananahoshi
Жыл бұрын
@@rupert5066 Yeah, I don't even know what them being Australian have anything to do with this.
@drawss7243
Жыл бұрын
Jigsaw be taking notes after this 💀💀
@Y0L0edits
Жыл бұрын
Naw jit.
@JermaLover
Жыл бұрын
Bro needs ideas for the 10th movie
@Rancom1
Жыл бұрын
yeah true lol
@pedrosifuentes5937
Жыл бұрын
934 likes and three comments? Let me fix that
@zebulonnelson1952
Жыл бұрын
@@JermaLover 😂😂😂😂
@stacysalinas22
Жыл бұрын
That chicken glove was gnarly. And, boy, that thing hit it in the maximum damage zone.
@jaquicx9500
Жыл бұрын
How is it nasty to put the chicken in a glove but not in your body? I genuinely cant understand that.
@xaidenpaxton2292
Жыл бұрын
@@jaquicx9500 chicken wings are body parts too
@heartsforurmum
Жыл бұрын
@@jaquicx9500 because usually the chicken people eat is cooked
@moosejoose6916
Жыл бұрын
I could smell it through the camera 🗿
@stacysalinas22
Жыл бұрын
@@jaquicx9500 I was actually meaning how much it looked like a hand when it split apart.
@idiot_guy_person
Жыл бұрын
As an American, I can confirm that we always circumcise our sausages before crushing them.
@SOURboii
Жыл бұрын
Our*
@SOURboii
Жыл бұрын
And WTH
@ur.local.st0ner
Жыл бұрын
can confirm, i was the sausage 👍
@idiot_guy_person
Жыл бұрын
@@ur.local.st0ner hope u survive 😁👍
@TreyGraham-s8j
Жыл бұрын
Facts
@HeisenbergFam
Жыл бұрын
This man is the embodiment of Australian civilised Jigsaw
@TheSiZaGaming
Жыл бұрын
are you from braking bad?
@bp_3w
Жыл бұрын
you are everywhere
@noodleman9112
Жыл бұрын
Bro htf are you everwhere
@lycanthropy4748
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact the original writers of the saw movie were Australian
@cheza187
Жыл бұрын
I am Aussie
@IAMTHECAKE
Жыл бұрын
Jigsaw been real quiet since this dropped
@FS_productions19
Жыл бұрын
yeah
@hayvan7804
Жыл бұрын
😂
@danielallison6448
Жыл бұрын
LITERALY 😂😂
@BLUE_TEARSmf
Жыл бұрын
Ye i was just thinking Hey ethan i want to play a game. All that handjobing on young Girls is realy bad. No you have a choice die or sacrifice your hand by pulling that handel good luck Jigsaw.
@AStickOfDeoderant
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@-RubbingAlcohol-
9 ай бұрын
"WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!?" No, Markiplier, it was the crushing of '23
@CaptainBagle
9 ай бұрын
Wow, just wow
@Melodii9000
8 ай бұрын
Lol...
@noneisone
8 ай бұрын
MARKIPLIER
@LordDeathAku
8 ай бұрын
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier "
@Cartergaming6412YT
8 ай бұрын
@sharpfangs_ bro the comment was 3 weeks ago, we get that it's 2024 but he made that comment in 2023 😅
@callamastia
Жыл бұрын
finding a chicken filled rubber glove is usually a red flag
@unwnme
Жыл бұрын
What we guys endure finding in women's drawers is nothing short of heroic.
@andylugo7060
Жыл бұрын
How dare you. It’s a green flag all the way!
@aactrlalt
Жыл бұрын
*usually* ..? on what exceptions is it not-?
@first_noob
Жыл бұрын
Rocks
@Timmy-mi2ef
Жыл бұрын
What does this mean?
@twistedpear18
Жыл бұрын
“the most disgusting thing I’ve ever made.” *raw, rotten sewer carp*
@youknowwho1364
Жыл бұрын
I just watched that recently, it was great
@arizonaranger1
Жыл бұрын
The smelly wrist cast had me rolling
@youknowwho1364
Жыл бұрын
@@arizonaranger1 that was the second best part
@NobleWolf
Жыл бұрын
Pig Eye Vacuum Test
@sleepyjoe445
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo fr
@jakk1487
Жыл бұрын
Here’s what I learned: Hands are cans, coconuts are not.
@lil_gr3ml1n
Жыл бұрын
Hello random person with a temmie pfp
@trombonescooter7449
Жыл бұрын
Nobody knows
@yahyaahmed977
Жыл бұрын
@Under_fella1 hello random person with a gacha life pfp
@lil_gr3ml1n
Жыл бұрын
@@yahyaahmed977 hello random person with a default pfp.
@trombonescooter7449
Жыл бұрын
@@lil_gr3ml1n hello person who started a chain Does it break if I do read more?
@kevinsundelin8639
9 ай бұрын
That is pretty visceral. Most people should make simulations like this to emphasize the importance of safety and caution around machines.
@Cooil1
Жыл бұрын
Here is a suggestion. Make the loudest doorbell possible. Make a duplicate and put one outside of your house too, so that neighbours can hear when you get visitors.
@thesovietunion6604
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@DeutschBear
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@FuzzysGarage
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@thunderclanwarrior1253
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@WinWin-pz9wq
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@X-SPONGED
Жыл бұрын
Alternate Title : Mad Australian Inventor turns his -ninja star fabricator- can crusher into medieval torture device [INSANE RESULTS]
@wodtozack1347
Жыл бұрын
YOU WONT EXPECT THE END!1!!!1
@RubyRoseITA
Жыл бұрын
Councilors, may I ask you to stop commenting stupid videos and return to your duties as part of the o5 council? Thank you.
@wodtozack1347
Жыл бұрын
@@RubyRoseITA we are researching important matters to attend the old man that loves pain
@hemlock42069
Жыл бұрын
that would be a video title from Dhar Mann.
@RubyRoseITA
Жыл бұрын
@@wodtozack1347 Dr Bright, how many times did I tell you not to hack into the O5 council computer?!
@pikariocraftf2802
Жыл бұрын
the intense joy I felt at seeing coconut buddy live another day was way more than I should have felt.
@Md-sd2go
Жыл бұрын
I think he died from that bro
@suavegotti2x
Жыл бұрын
just might have died frm that one sir
@LoudBasic
Жыл бұрын
I dont think they know what day it is anymore after that
@Aleph-Math
Жыл бұрын
R.I.P watermelon
@chrysaliscrisis8530
Жыл бұрын
coconut buddy is definitely not the same after that
@Zenid
8 ай бұрын
No one says anything about this guy Nails??? WTF dude was super shocking
@Gravity6210
8 ай бұрын
I think most of us are familiar with what happens to your nails in the long run if you over bite them
@renaobvi
8 ай бұрын
dw, it’s not as bad as a hand/ toe with no nails, my brothers toenail fell off when he was little and it looked.. 😬
@DanieB322
8 ай бұрын
I was looking for that comment.
@SpottedBun
8 ай бұрын
Yup,been biting my nails since preschool sadly. And,they won't grow out long before I go and bite em again.😭😭 I'm in Highschoo,I have the smallest nails ever and so much damage@@Gravity6210
@TheScott-man
8 ай бұрын
@@Gravity6210bingo mine are fd up from doing it since childhood I’m 27 now mine are not ugly but they are smaller and your figures grow with the nails so I got smaller fingers with wide palms to I try to tell ppl why they shouldn’t do it and it’s because of this shit lol
@SalMinella
Жыл бұрын
Tbh I did not expect a circumcision joke. 💀
@Drekromancer
Жыл бұрын
Always expect a circumcision joke. _laughs in Hebrew_
@aguywhoplaysgames
Жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize that was there until i watched this the second time lmao
@jaredf6205
Жыл бұрын
@@Drekromancer Cha cha cha!
@SalMinella
Жыл бұрын
@@Drekromancer Its just the tip of the Goldberg
@SalMinella
Жыл бұрын
@@aguywhoplaysgames It was easy to miss because of the quick cut.
@AnonyJon2023
Жыл бұрын
lol the circumsized sausage lmao top tier content
@itsstealz3159
Жыл бұрын
OHHHH
@Sam-u5b8s
Жыл бұрын
Ayooooooooooooo
@emIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Жыл бұрын
LMAOAOAO
@goldengodgoldengod-yj4rf
Жыл бұрын
Yep
@plink2253
Жыл бұрын
yeah i looked it up because i was confused, less than 20% of australians are circumcised compared to the usa which has 80% circumcision. makes me feel less insecure lol
@Jack_of_all_Trades_18
Жыл бұрын
That was the most processed sausage I've seen.
@sentlove
Жыл бұрын
Average grocery store item in the U.S
@zander2190
Жыл бұрын
Looks more like hotdog tbh. Which is hardly a proper sausage.
@Monke1312_
Жыл бұрын
@@sentloveHe is Australian
@Jamaldingle-rz2yd
Жыл бұрын
It’s a hotdog I know that brand it’s way less processed then American hotdogs trust me
@N3ur0m4nc3r
Жыл бұрын
It was an unnatural orange hue. No common hotdog like that anywhere in the 48 states. Can confirm.
@DesperadoDufel
8 ай бұрын
Yo those fingernails are wild 👀👀👀. Leave them thangs alone 🤣
@rishabhdave4255
Жыл бұрын
Bro just gave us a way to open a coconut without realizing it. It doesn't even spill the juice
@killuazoldyck7442
Жыл бұрын
I mean, it does if you let it fall out like he did 😂
@rishabhdave4255
Жыл бұрын
@@killuazoldyck7442 yeah no shit lmao 😂
@killuazoldyck7442
Жыл бұрын
@@rishabhdave4255 i would cry if I opened one that way and my dumbass didn't grab it before pulling the thing back up 😂 And that would definitely happen to me multiple times
@rishabhdave4255
Жыл бұрын
@@killuazoldyck7442 yes I would be really upset if it fell
@kabukiiimono
Жыл бұрын
Fr and it’s metal as hell
@SonOfNone
Жыл бұрын
He even circumsized it and made the tip anatomically correct. Fucking legend! 😂
@Ki_Adi_Mundi
Жыл бұрын
Circumcision is literally making something the *_opposite_* of anatomically correct...
@YfoemsOpaowmeuSsixnsjskwk
Жыл бұрын
@@Ki_Adi_Mundi facts
@DanVerbatim
Жыл бұрын
@@Ki_Adi_Mundinot in the eyes of god
@TsukiStuffs
Жыл бұрын
@@Ki_Adi_Mundiso based
@cesruhf2605
Жыл бұрын
@@Ki_Adi_Mundi not as bad as the droid attack on the wookies
@edattacks
Жыл бұрын
I was stunlocked for the rest of the video, having to process that this man really circumcised a hotdog.
@SyndiKate664
Жыл бұрын
Sameeee
@ineedagothgirl
Жыл бұрын
fr
@trevanminnig3499
Жыл бұрын
It really took me reading this comment to understand the joke… either I’m sleep deprived or not drunk enough
@callumkristofer7793
Жыл бұрын
@@trevanminnig3499 i didnt get it until now, either.
@brody6634
Жыл бұрын
He thinks Americans have pencil tip dicks! 😂
@klimble
8 ай бұрын
Those arms are BEAUTIFUL
@themelancholyofgay3543
Жыл бұрын
circumcision joke was on point
@JanoyCresva
Жыл бұрын
#1 cause for ED btw
@casualtwink1901
Жыл бұрын
@@JanoyCresva i was so confused for a second bc ED also commonly stands for eating disorder 😭😭😭 i got there tho
@stellarkirbo
Жыл бұрын
@@casualtwink1901 I thought y'all was talking about Ehlers-Danlos 😭
@Nxtn
Жыл бұрын
@@JanoyCresva someone explain what is ED and not eating disorder
@JanoyCresva
Жыл бұрын
@@Nxtn erectile dysfunction. Not getting it up.
@TigerShork1
Жыл бұрын
Bro dissed 90% of his audience 💀💀
@cosseybomb
Жыл бұрын
Ehh every chick ive been with has said they preferred the ole german stalhelm
@UncleBobby-vm4vi
Жыл бұрын
@@cosseybomb im a dumbass, that mean the hoodie is still on?
@denoir12
Жыл бұрын
I have never actually seen preference from any girl I’ve met, although it’s obvious they may have them.
@UncleBobby-vm4vi
Жыл бұрын
@@denoir12 only thing iv'e heard is cutting takes away from the feeling, tf do i know though 🤷♂️
@lewisham
Жыл бұрын
@@cosseybomb if you mean circumcised, and you’re American, it makes sense that’s what American women prefer, cause that’s the norm there.
@Whitebeard8169
Жыл бұрын
Spring lock failure be like:
@KingOfNothingLR
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@my3rdface389
Жыл бұрын
why. why must you bring that up, its 1:37 AM..
@madiw3493
Жыл бұрын
Hi kratos
@sonakshi6333
Жыл бұрын
Oh dear God no... Will had a time didn't he?
@springtrap2585
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@ooperiasew
8 ай бұрын
laser circumcision was invented in 1983 people in 1982:
@expertgaming
8 ай бұрын
pretty sure almost all circumcision to day is done with a blade, actually without anesthesia too since its mainly done by jews, muslims and some christians
@kolyashinkarev7366
7 ай бұрын
@@expertgamingwhen I did it for medical reasons they put me to sleep before starting
@Andy251153
6 ай бұрын
@@kolyashinkarev7366 if only infants were even able to take that kind of anesthesia.
@expertgaming
6 ай бұрын
@@kolyashinkarev7366 my parents didnt give me a choice and it was done when i was like 6 months old, no anesthesia, just some cheap bandages and blade.
@kolyashinkarev7366
6 ай бұрын
@@expertgaming what part of "I did it for medical reasons" do you not understand, I was 16 when it was done. I was refering to the fact the commenter said that ALL circumcisions done without anaesthesia, which is wrong. The other commenter correctly stated that infants can't handle such anaesthesia
@slinkymalinky9939
Жыл бұрын
the sausage cutting was so... gentle
@cherryzzz6229
Жыл бұрын
Psychopath??
@yahyaahmed977
Жыл бұрын
@@cherryzzz6229 he means clean
@cherryzzz6229
Жыл бұрын
@@yahyaahmed977 oh right.. sure~
@bigchickenunderpants
Жыл бұрын
I THINK THE SAUSAGE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PENIS-
@harryturdcraft9560
Жыл бұрын
NO BECAUSE HE GOT A POINT HERE😲 let him cook!
@imperfect5237
Жыл бұрын
The specificity of the sausage makes me respect this man more than I already have.
@rocketpadgamer
Жыл бұрын
THAT'S NOT A SAUSAGE
@blaven2
Жыл бұрын
It’s a hot dog 😮💨😭nMight be a sausage though?
@kaushalkapote
Жыл бұрын
It it a sausage thats what it is called
@DJ-iu5bb
Жыл бұрын
@@rocketpadgamerthe UK don't got Glizzys over there 😭
@DJ-iu5bb
Жыл бұрын
@@kaushalkapotebro that Soccer game in Louisville was lit
@justsumrandom3882
Жыл бұрын
Man tests brutal efficiency of torture devices; confirms base suspicions.
@GR0GMAKEFIRE
Жыл бұрын
Loki pfp lol
@fusingfrog23199
Жыл бұрын
Isn't the intention of the device to take fully flattened cans and turning them into genuinely capable throwing stars?
@void-master9077
Жыл бұрын
@@fusingfrog23199, yeah but it definitely would scare the hell out of a man to tell anything, the way it chops through so seamlessly is for sure something you’d see as a torture method.
@fusingfrog23199
Жыл бұрын
@@void-master9077 y'all rite. It can be used with pretty demented purposes
@hamhasmech5893
Жыл бұрын
when i see all these machines i always imagine someone on earth is doing this to other people. bothers me so much
@siyuanzhou9463
2 ай бұрын
i've been watching your channel for a long time and i just wanted to know that you are on of the best youtubers out there! Keep it going!
@MERKthatDUCK
Жыл бұрын
ain’t no way bro circumcised a hot dog
@MsSuperBMX
Жыл бұрын
Mutilated*. Circumcision is mutilation
@KelvinWarren-eh9jp
Жыл бұрын
@@MsSuperBMX Bruh, it’s just a circumcision 😑
@KelvinWarren-eh9jp
Жыл бұрын
@@MsSuperBMX Besides, a lot of people who do it for religious purposes may find that offensive
@goldh2o543
Жыл бұрын
@@KelvinWarren-eh9jp Good. We don't condone plenty of religious practices on the grounds of being wrong. Why should circumsision be different?
@davidshepherd8917
Жыл бұрын
@@KelvinWarren-eh9jp I find the mutilation of children offensive
@mightymouse1111
Жыл бұрын
As an american, I appreciate the circumsausage
@pepperxiii
Жыл бұрын
👃
@badateverything8526
Жыл бұрын
Circumsausage 💀
@Bando-fx4mf
Жыл бұрын
His thumbs are the most disgusting things I ever seen in my life. Wtffff oz people are nail biter nervous scum.
@MrFullkaosjohn
Жыл бұрын
@@loblollypine8223 kosher circumsausage
@Везунчик-р1л
Жыл бұрын
Are u guys Jews?
@ToteHammer215
Жыл бұрын
Yooo he got the snubby nails in the highest form omfg
@joenuts5167
Жыл бұрын
Yeah 🤢
@4end
Жыл бұрын
was shocked when i saw that
@ToteHammer215
Жыл бұрын
Personally wouldn't have the balls to show my fingers call it what you want
@paterino8
Жыл бұрын
🤢
@smokeykat2066
Жыл бұрын
He got man workers hand he a hard worker
@hamid_khan.0691
7 ай бұрын
This is good but if you can extend your 2 bars the machine totally works
@daydreamers8254
Жыл бұрын
wish you could get some company to send you a realistic hand that they use for ballistics training to put through it.
@jogiff
Жыл бұрын
Ballistic gelatin isn’t that difficult to make at home
@drewsalvigsen6171
Жыл бұрын
@@jogiff but the realistically dense bone structure
@jasontodd1141
Жыл бұрын
@@drewsalvigsen6171 you can get full made hands and body parts but it does get expensive when it has the bones and stuff within. Like $120 for a hand alone.
@Jaysin999
Жыл бұрын
@@drewsalvigsen6171 like the ones they used for that blade smith show
@JiroCrow
Жыл бұрын
Wtf is wrong with you lol
@TheRack_
Жыл бұрын
This is something Jigsaw would make as a trap.
@Thrill_of_the_hunt
Жыл бұрын
Yeah! 😂
@jigsaw4253
Жыл бұрын
You called?
@illummise8436
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@halo6695
Жыл бұрын
Names: Skull Crusher Bone Cracker “Penetrator” (Idk what else)
@twolovingsisters3451
Жыл бұрын
Love you pfp💀
@cautionplaysroblox
Жыл бұрын
“Actually, since most of my viewers are American…” just about died laughing 🤣
@Polina-ye3wh
Жыл бұрын
What does that mean? I’m obviously not American
@ragusauce6573
Жыл бұрын
@@Polina-ye3wh Americans like to cut their foreskins off for several reasons.
@ThatOneWithTheDragons
Жыл бұрын
@@Polina-ye3wh I, an American don’t understand either.
@animeaunty
Жыл бұрын
@@ThatOneWithTheDragons Only America sexually mutilates male baby penis of almost all of our citizens 😮💨😮💨🤬 It's common practice & absolutely HORRIFYING! Did it to my son cuz I didn't know better 😭 I felt so betrayed when I learned better 🤬 What's even more horrible is that the American style of circumcision came about n Victorian times to prevent masterbation 🙄🤬 If u thought we Americans were stupid before...😑
@abdulal7605
Жыл бұрын
@@AdamPruettCan you give a definition for circumcised
@hadyaatyf7042
7 ай бұрын
I have a physics exam tomorrow....what am i even doing here
@bestplayerofalltime105
Ай бұрын
did you pass
@hadyaatyf7042
Ай бұрын
@@bestplayerofalltime105 with flying colours
@bestplayerofalltime105
Ай бұрын
@@hadyaatyf7042 W
@kristynzink1433
Жыл бұрын
When I worked in the ER, one of our patients came in after getting their arm stuck under a hydraulic press.. it was as gruesome as one might imagine.
@boba747
Жыл бұрын
YUCK, IN THE MOST RESPECTFUL WAY POSSIBLE. I’d throw up on the spot.
@YASSINxGHAZY
Жыл бұрын
@@boba747 That is why doctors exist
@boba747
Жыл бұрын
@@YASSINxGHAZY I have no idea how they can handle smth like that✋🏾🥲
@Notiravgsarah
Жыл бұрын
Did they have to amputate? 😅
@yerdasellsavon8004
Жыл бұрын
@@Notiravgsarah hydraulic press did it for them 😭
@lucid8122
Жыл бұрын
It’s so eerie how realistic the hand looks both before and after the crush
@Xebbs
Жыл бұрын
667 likes and 0 comments? Let me fix that
@Gabe8236
Жыл бұрын
“wait, since most of you are American, this sausage.” *proceeds to snip the tip off* Edit: 6.6k LIKES ?????? TYSM GUYS
@puffy-fluffy123
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@IsonRimu
Жыл бұрын
😂
@SalientPrime
Жыл бұрын
That has nothing to do with nationality, but instead health...
@UncleTeeg
Жыл бұрын
@@SalientPrime lmao yea
@LuxTheFolf
Жыл бұрын
I mean at least he is correct about the non consenting nature of male health care for baby's lol
@HerrKommandant-c7i
5 ай бұрын
He honestly made something that could cut food pretty nicely
@HezrouDhiaga
Жыл бұрын
okay the circumsized sausage had me laughing way too hard x'D good one
@NotFamousForCommenting
Жыл бұрын
so sus!
@BHProduc
Жыл бұрын
@@NotFamousForCommentingruined it
@Whatthewhat927
Жыл бұрын
Also known as the SAUSAGE PEN- _everything u write, is delicious_
@swaggerarmy499
Жыл бұрын
@@NotFamousForCommenting"I'm your!" Translated by Google
@c26f
Жыл бұрын
😐😐😐
@ryanr3071
Жыл бұрын
“Actually, cause most of you are American….” I thought this sentence would end in “hotdog”
@presidentorangutan8370
Жыл бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about those criminal finger nails 💀💯🔥
@Charliemafarlee
Жыл бұрын
Bro looks like he has cut his fingers off
@whatrulukinat2183
Жыл бұрын
ong😂😊
@BNewtonUK
Жыл бұрын
Whenever I see nails like that I know that person is either anxious or stressed af. Being a KZitem can’t help matters.
@michelleblank2199
Жыл бұрын
@@BNewtonUKmy nails use to look like this, and looking back I’m surprised I even had what you would call finger nails. You don’t even realize you’re biting your nails until you stop doing it and have them long
@BNewtonUK
Жыл бұрын
@@michelleblank2199 I reckon millions of kids grow up with obsessive tendencies that are caused by stressful or anxious childhoods, I don’t think it’s uncommon. Nail biting and hair pulling are two easy ways to spot a young person who needs help relaxing.
@ttvtwiggzz
9 ай бұрын
bros finger nails haven't loaded yet
@nowayyap._
9 ай бұрын
I was waiting for somebody to notice😂
@Gravity6210
8 ай бұрын
def bit his nails since he was little
@ttvtwiggzz
8 ай бұрын
@@Gravity6210 i did too💀
@Gravity6210
8 ай бұрын
@@ttvtwiggzz me too just never over bit them tho
@ttvtwiggzz
8 ай бұрын
@@Gravity6210 yeah lmso
@parya2015
6 ай бұрын
"Finger nails will get unlocked at level 25"
@monkeisverycool
Жыл бұрын
Bro took chicken fingers to a whole other level Thx for the likes
@jorgesmith911
Жыл бұрын
W
@gio_biggaveli345
Жыл бұрын
His nails are disgusting
@milkymoo_
Жыл бұрын
considering that the bone of a human skull is only about 6 mm thick, the fact it pierced through the coconut THAT far is still terrifying O_o
@-TheMachineGod-
Жыл бұрын
I would bet that a skull is tougher than the coconut shell though, but you would still get scalped
@Miguel-cg2vz
Жыл бұрын
if it doesn't kill a person they will soon wish it did
@roowut
Жыл бұрын
@@-TheMachineGod- skull would still most likely crack
@-TheMachineGod-
Жыл бұрын
@@roowut fair enough
@OdinPlays94
Жыл бұрын
@@-TheMachineGod- considering it takes 15 pounds of pressure to break a human skull and it takes between 200-400 to break a coconut, you should feel much more threatened that it did that much to the coconut.
@creamage.
Жыл бұрын
i can’t lie that’s the funniest looking thumb i’ve ever seen in my life😭
@yungtooli
Жыл бұрын
his thumbs are disgusting
@ceazz9933
Жыл бұрын
Lmao your fucked up 😂😂😂
@monkeyeattail
Жыл бұрын
Bro, you should look up Megan Fox's thumbs. She got big toes for thumbs.
@minddweller
Жыл бұрын
it’s from biting his nails…
@bubbles4826
Жыл бұрын
@@minddweller no kidding
@muchuchuroo
8 ай бұрын
I lost it when he circumcised the hotdog 🤣
@GERMANAITOR
Жыл бұрын
Added bonus: The Salmonella on the metal now gives your stars +5 poison damage.
@awesomeezra
Жыл бұрын
Or aids
@TRUEROOTS2022
Жыл бұрын
KZitem asked me to rate the comment. You got “excellent “ 💪🏽
@GrimAngel01100
Жыл бұрын
"Actually, since most of you guys are American." *Proceeds to circumcise sausage* Fucking gold
@dav2505
Жыл бұрын
isn’t circumcision mostly not on the tip tho? correct me if i’m wrong
@15.azamsiddiqui54
Жыл бұрын
@@dav2505 yea the fore skin
@GrimAngel01100
Жыл бұрын
@@dav2505 correct, technically it's just below the tip. But this is a sausage so it has no for skin, off it all goes
@thatanti-veganteacher2326
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how many Americans are actually circumcised, bc I didnt know that America is known for circumcised people
@GrimAngel01100
Жыл бұрын
@@thatanti-veganteacher2326 it may be declining but quite a bit due to christian influence. And ofc will not be so common among family's who came over to America's.
@DogeTheFirst
Жыл бұрын
No one talking about how buff his arm is looking
@Nobody_194
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking that same thing. I also see that you live in Siparia. I will come and find you at midnight today, which is approximately in the next hour. You are not safe. You should not have disclosed this important and valuable information to random people on the internet. Just know that if you hear any strange noises tonight in or outside your home, it is most definitely, certainly, one hundred percent me. You better lock your doors and your windows, Justin J. Badaloo. Because I am coming for you.
@zoobrik
Жыл бұрын
IDAT is shredded
@tomokokurokiirl
Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody_194 what 💀
@Nobody_194
Жыл бұрын
@@tomokokurokiirlCheck his description. We live in the same country.
@Nobody_194
Жыл бұрын
@@tomokokurokiirl Noooooooo, he changed it
@heheyleaf
8 ай бұрын
some of these visuals are so out of pocket i love it
@tritonmkix1003
Жыл бұрын
There’s a company called Ballistic Dummy Labs that makes representations of the human body for ballistic testing
@Tap_rack5.56
Жыл бұрын
I’d like to see that with the simulated bone
@danielirl9252
Жыл бұрын
Yeah a channel called "Zombiegoboom" used to use them all the time ( haven't watched for several years now though)
@FOMEYEET
Жыл бұрын
It will keel
@toomnLP
Жыл бұрын
I think you might want to google what ballistic means buddy, doesnt really apply here
@fanatp0stpanka
Жыл бұрын
@@toomnLPit does since it's still representing a human hand so you could use it for things other than ballistic testing
@Wrenchwise
Жыл бұрын
Bro them finger nails have been through hell and back 😂
@willoverdoseonmusic
Жыл бұрын
Nail biting
@BabyImSelfish
Жыл бұрын
@@willoverdoseonmusic wtf how can someone do this to themselves its so disgusting
@Bubble_Nugget
Жыл бұрын
@@BabyImSelfishno idea, just a habit some people have and some people don’t
@justdoingsomething4303
Жыл бұрын
@@BabyImSelfish for some people its a coping mechanism, for some a just a hard habit to break, but honestly sometimes people have lower nails by genetics to, but some peoples nails look like that just because of the rough work they may do
@Sharpless2
Жыл бұрын
@@BabyImSelfish some people do it get rid of stress, some just do it because they have habbit. You call this disgusting and 30 minutes later youre eating out the genitals of some dtf person from tinder. And what does it even do to you? Thats right, literally nothing.
@leoescobar4308
5 ай бұрын
That is the reddest hot dog I’ve ever seen.
@TigerBlackTigerBlackTigerBlack
Жыл бұрын
Medically speaking a cantaloupe is closer to how a skull reacts to blunt force trauma. Edit: I just realized that this is a hybrid between blunt force and cutting/piercing trauma. I don't know what fruit and/or food product that'd be a close representation of a human skull!! How will I be able to put what I'm seeing into context now!?! Dang. Now I have to have a big 'ole existential crisis about this! Shucks!
@johnjohnfofohniam
Жыл бұрын
As a person with a cantaloupe for a skull, I concur 👍
@mayuko7042
Жыл бұрын
@johnjohnfofohniam As a person who got head from a cantaloupe, idk wtf yall are talking about but I'm in need of another cantaloupe
@TigerBlackTigerBlackTigerBlack
Жыл бұрын
@@mayuko7042 the problem sounds like you can't elope if you don't have a cantaloupe..
@Anonymous2.2
Жыл бұрын
🤓👆
@jimothy7665
Жыл бұрын
Here’s a suggestion: make a cannon that specifically launches latex gloves stuffed with raw chicken wings
@falchions_n_foccacia
Жыл бұрын
YESSS
@richardchiodo2200
Жыл бұрын
"Actually 'cause most of you are American this sausage" I spit out my gum at the audacity😂 Thank you sir.
@hrdkorebp
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t get it
@pyrokatarina
Жыл бұрын
@@hrdkorebp circumcision is a common practice in America
@forloco6508
Жыл бұрын
@@pyrokatarina really not even sure why, most of us aren’t jewish
@feardominique
Жыл бұрын
@@forloco6508 it was popularized by Dr Kellogg to keep boys from masterbating. It removes about 2000 nerve endings. Look into it. There's literally zero reason for it.
@yungshootasmokedope69420
Жыл бұрын
@@forloco6508 because people are insane
@consolegamerz3856
8 ай бұрын
Man, I was eating shawarma. I just stopped
@Diogenes68
Жыл бұрын
Medieval torture devices be like:
@moonstarmaster
10 ай бұрын
Fr
@Leebob615
10 ай бұрын
frr
@SlushysSecret
10 ай бұрын
Medieval spring lock failure 💀
@mochistuffz9118
10 ай бұрын
@@SlushysSecretfr
@FleshBrain
9 ай бұрын
Most medieval torture devices are actually from the Modern Age, never used by Medieval people.
@thegrimreapersbro
Жыл бұрын
"Actually because most of you are American " 😂
@370enjoyer
Жыл бұрын
Is America known for circumcision ?? I’m American I don’t really hear about this stereotype
@mikey2116
Жыл бұрын
@@370enjoyerme either
@ThatCat859
Жыл бұрын
@@370enjoyerisn’t it around 40 to 60% guess it depends on region
@dukenukem69
Жыл бұрын
America and isreal and the middle east are known for circumcision. Its pretty ridiculous
@370enjoyer
Жыл бұрын
@@ThatCat859 dude idek it’s not like a popular thing people talk about here 😭
@CheckMeout8063
Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don’t put your hand In there.
@EndlessDream-Arts04
Жыл бұрын
Yah!!! That’s one fast way to get on Untold Stories of The ER… god the sound the chicken glove made was spine curtailing tho 😵💫
I saw a show once where the badguy (Shishio) had a sword, that he could have ignite into flames when he unsheathed it. The way they explained it in the show was that he had killed so many people with it, that over time, it had absorbed so many fatty oils and such from the victims, that it was super flammable. So when he unsheathed it super fast, the friction would somehow ignite it, and he'd have a cool flaming katana. And then, putting it back in the sheathe would put out the flames like it was all a normal day at the office. It's not hot on your island right now, so maybe a flaming sword could be just what the Australia ordered, mate
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
Жыл бұрын
*Ok.*
@mistermagnificence2112
Жыл бұрын
This sounds so awesome
@yourlocalpersonherelol9601
Жыл бұрын
E Rurouni Kenshin
@bruh9228
Жыл бұрын
They making a brotherhood version apparently
@OneUp-18
Жыл бұрын
@@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ ok
@BygoneArchives
Жыл бұрын
Just add the Femur Breaker Scream and we’re good to go!
@fuiruy
Жыл бұрын
Scp 106 has breached containment
@derrikwalker7548
Жыл бұрын
AAAAHHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AHHHHHHHHHHH AHH HAHHHH AHHHH (crying)
@jamesschultz1111
Жыл бұрын
Why can i hear this
@O-bearer-mine
Жыл бұрын
Just a note, coconuts have a harder shell than a human skull, if you think you're in Final Destination, don't be near anything like this
@Blameash
9 ай бұрын
Then I want my skull to be strong as coconut 🥥😂
@Madison_eq
9 ай бұрын
If you think you're in Final Destination.. don't be near anything. Period
@IHMyself
9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I don't think a human head could survive with so little damage...
@Sunflower_SM64
9 ай бұрын
Fr
@sarahflynn9987
8 ай бұрын
Katana
@yopi_yopi
6 ай бұрын
That chicken glove actually made me recoil, it was already horrifying before it got crushed but now I have the mental image of how it'd be like realistically with more blood :')
@caidenwilsoncroft
Жыл бұрын
fingernails be on life support tho
@syediftikharhussainshah1888
10 ай бұрын
Bro u are bipolar disorder take care of ur health
@silviamoloneyliander6535
10 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@zakonCC
10 ай бұрын
on bro
@maybe5176
10 ай бұрын
You can see fingernails can you tell where they are at?
@Ilikericekrispies161
10 ай бұрын
That's the first thing I noticed
@NateDogg418
Жыл бұрын
I think your fingernails explain all what I need to know about not using this machine
@dodew1066
Жыл бұрын
Man I'm dead💀
@vanessah3127
Жыл бұрын
It could be from Him biting them probably from anxiety. My boyfriend used to do that and had nails just like him
@monicmendoza2043
Жыл бұрын
@@vanessah3127 exactly my nails are just like this because I’ve used this while having a lot of enxiety
@memejeff
Жыл бұрын
@@vanessah3127 Brachydactyly type D
@GalaxyGeassS2
Жыл бұрын
My nails aren't quite 'as' short, but similar, and I never have nails that require scissors. All from just routine/habitual biting.
@BiscuitBlocker
Жыл бұрын
For fingers, carrots would be more accurate since they have about the same strength as them. Plus if cannibals were to eat you, the fingers are able to be bitten off with the same amount of force. Sorry if I’m wrong. And I’m sorry I started a whole ass war.
@alexmartinez-iq6ti
Жыл бұрын
You really believe that myth?
@pandaaiman6644
Жыл бұрын
@@alexmartinez-iq6ti it's not a myth. Its been proven
@aydenmumm3676
Жыл бұрын
It was actually debunked
@CivilizedWasteland
Жыл бұрын
you're not biting through bone that easily
@deeznuts9196
Жыл бұрын
did you know physically you can bite thru your pinky finger like a carrot but mentally your mind won’t allow you to do it ?
@trevorphillips2250
9 ай бұрын
Lobster? Nah just joking haha, maybe a small lego tower?
@DVSVR_OFFICIAL
11 ай бұрын
always treat your machines as if they are on and working Edit: i am now a celebrity and stop saying ThIs Is WeIgHt PoWeReD U CaNt TuRn It OfF, I KNOW. ITS JUST A REMINDER
@Jpeg.g
9 ай бұрын
Its weight powered…you cant turn this off if you wanted too
@EvolvedGoji_54
9 ай бұрын
@@Jpeg.gbreak it
@AtlasAnimationXzX
9 ай бұрын
thanks for the lesson but really not necessary I mean look what channel your watchinh
@DVSVR_OFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
@@AtlasAnimationXzX yep, jut a reminder
@MrBeenus
9 ай бұрын
Be quiet Roblox kid. Tf he gon do? Unplug gravity?
@slamgasm666
Жыл бұрын
That opening joke was god tier.
@iamapotato.8525
Жыл бұрын
Not too late to repent for your sins. God still loves you bro... I hope you find the Lord Jesus 🙏
@banann_ducc
Жыл бұрын
And here it is, the state of youtube in one comment reply section.
@slamgasm666
Жыл бұрын
@@iamapotato.8525 I won't, but thanks for your concern.
@SDoggo
Жыл бұрын
@@slamgasm666 LMAOO
@JacobG4lant
Жыл бұрын
@@banann_ducc legit
@LLoydspyscriber
Жыл бұрын
bro took "tis but a scratch" to a whole new level 💀
@That1AirsoftGuy
11 ай бұрын
I love that movie
@ShrekIsLoveShrekIsLif3
10 ай бұрын
@@That1AirsoftGuymp
@LLoydspyscriber
5 ай бұрын
@@That1AirsoftGuyI never heard of that movie
@Chipsdubbo560
6 ай бұрын
Honestly, us Americans are truly fascinated, with the strange and mystical ways of the Australians
@LvxElite
Жыл бұрын
"If you just get some ice and a bandaid you'll patch right up" -school nurse
@I.l.o.v.e.m.y.p.e.t.s.
Жыл бұрын
Villain is called Doctor Doofensmirfs Hero is called Perry. Chapter 1 Doofensmirfs was inventing a shrink-o-meter that would hopefully detect when Perry was coming. He was hoping it wouldn’t fail - like all his other projects. Perry, thankfully, was late, and had not yet: Kicked down his expensive door Destroyed his latest “-o-meter” Physically (and sometimes mentally) hurt him In fact, where was Perry? Where was anybody? He decided to look out his window. Nothing. So, of course, he did what any desperate villain would do: enter Perry’s lair. He’d never been into his lair before, so as he leaned against the tree (causing a hidden slide to appear, causing him to go down it), he had plenty to time to imagine what it would be like. Maybe there would be gadgets and gizmos a plenty, maybe there would be his gadgets and gizmos… As he neared the bottom of the slide, he heard cheers. He ducked behind a cart full of watches that stored fishing nets. He listened as everyone made merriment. Not for long. He JUMPED from behind the cart. “Haha, I’ve caught you now, Perry the Platypus!” But… nobody reacted. So, he obviously threw the fishing nets over them. An old man called out, “Hey, at least this net isn’t Doofensmirfs!” What in the world was going on? Doofensmirfs decided to look above all the people.. where he saw a TV. The news was on: WELCOME TO GOOD MORNING ‘MURICA! In today’s news, a dead body was found outside of a tall skyscraper. It appears to belong to a man called Doctor Doofensmirfs. Here are his last recorded words: “Curse you, Perry the (inaudible)” His daughter has a few words to say: “I know I’ll miss my dad a lot, even though he was weird. I wish he’d never thought that making a home made parachute was a good idea… and now he’s dead.” Suddenly he remembered. The parachute! He had taken it out for a spin, and then he remembered it falling, and saying, “Curse you, Perry the - “ and then cutting off because he had seen a doorway full of light. He did a double take. Was he actually… dead? He couldn’t be - he was the villain! As he looked across his shoulder, he saw, again, another doorway full of light. Finally, he could live his childhood without anger or fright. Finally, he could have peace. But little did he know, it was all an elaborate prank, set by Perry, for Doofensmirfs’ birthday. So as he tried to walk through the door, he only got a face full of cake. THE END (The parachute event was actually a controlled hallucination led by Perry the Platypus)
@skullsquad900
Жыл бұрын
Watermelon is actually the closest thing to replicating the piercing pressure required for the human skull
@5racing
Жыл бұрын
Yeah cuz be honest a coconut is alot stronger than our head
@demonslayer5122
Жыл бұрын
Roughly the same density, so yeah.
@jaystackz3425
Жыл бұрын
Not that hard than
@ZekSanchez
Жыл бұрын
Completely incorrect. Why did 47 people like this comment?
@demonslayer5122
Жыл бұрын
@@ZekSanchez Here's why. Because he's actually correct. A watermelon and a human head have roughly the same density.
@a.a1043
Жыл бұрын
As someone who had unrestricted access to the internet I can already image what that looks like
@SDoggo
Жыл бұрын
Sadly, me too
@MrIG511
Жыл бұрын
Same run the gauntlet did stuff to me.
@nekospans9387
Жыл бұрын
Same
@The-San-Francisco-Treat
Жыл бұрын
Same....💀
@Copter200
Жыл бұрын
I've seen what an Ungloved face looks like Smiledog is hella scary amiright?
@ItzShyaa
6 ай бұрын
Title: can crusher vs human hand❌ Title: can crusher vs groceries ✅
@coalcreekdefense8106
Жыл бұрын
John Kellogg is proud of your treatment of the sausage, both before and after you used the crusher on it.
@ConradThePalamite
Жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@Gerobolus-Boolean
Жыл бұрын
@@ConradThePalamite circumcision
@ConradThePalamite
Жыл бұрын
@@Gerobolus-Boolean thank you
@aplenope
Жыл бұрын
@@ConradThePalamite John Kellogg is the reason why most American men are circumcised. He was devoutly against, y'know that stuff so he y'know, cut off that part. Then kids who became adults then dads with their thingy, said "Well I want theirs to look like mine" and that's the easiest briefing of the story I could tell.
@excogitatoris777
Жыл бұрын
@@aplenopeI didn't think anyone could explain this in PG terms
@kiwitheparakeettiger1277
Жыл бұрын
genuinely thought the chicken glove was a real deceased human hand
@RobertShippey
Жыл бұрын
It is, chickens are made from dead humans. Look it up.
@The_Good_Soldier
Жыл бұрын
"This ninja star is made from the bones of the hands of my enemies"
@maximusstorm1215
8 ай бұрын
That circumcision joke went over a lot of people's heads, lol.
@bandon1908
Жыл бұрын
When I tell you I literally gasped on the hot dog. I just gasped mouth to ground. Felt it and everything
@brianrc120
Жыл бұрын
hOt DoG
@DJ-iu5bb
Жыл бұрын
@@brianrc120" Dumb Sport kicks Soccer ball " " Chad Max Payne "
@unnamed7225
10 ай бұрын
"I want to play a game. You'll have 2 minutes to ..."
@BrotherhoodofSteel..
8 ай бұрын
(painfuly) "Done"
@888emm
8 ай бұрын
Thought of saw right away. 😭
@shamdaunde3962
8 ай бұрын
Saw or Jigsaw
@xxcoolkid69xx67
Жыл бұрын
now any new shurikens will do salmonella damage
@faintduch6630
Жыл бұрын
+2 damage over time
@Tranquil_Wind
8 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate how accurate this guys channel name is?
@Fairplayer38
Жыл бұрын
bro has got non existent nails
@Breathless..
Жыл бұрын
I thought his finger mightve got caught innit
@deaf2819
Жыл бұрын
Yup , gonna get an infection from that eventually too.
@TheDatabaseNetwork
Жыл бұрын
Note to self: Never show this short to John "Jigsaw" Kramer.
@NoriKassidy
Жыл бұрын
Too late.
@Skully-DMG
Жыл бұрын
@@NoriKassidy oh God no
@RobloxGamer2018
Жыл бұрын
Bro violated that sausage.
@RedWood-treeman
6 ай бұрын
That was way more violent then I expected
@cowel8734
Жыл бұрын
As an American, I appreciate my sausage being represented
@mickeymcgrath-purcell1634
Жыл бұрын
I got a Australian sausage damn
@15.azamsiddiqui54
Жыл бұрын
@@mickeymcgrath-purcell1634 enjoy the dick cheese 🧀 😅lol no offence
@itdobelikedattho8112
Жыл бұрын
Please show us your sausage 😭
@mewity
Жыл бұрын
@@itdobelikedattho8112 ayo
@JokerInk-CustomBuilds
Жыл бұрын
Where is those millions of foreskins buried? -Is there a national site or is it state by state? Do people leave flowers on the graves?
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