“No one is home but there is a refugee from Somalia in the drive.” 💀 dead LMAOO
@obgaming6802
4 жыл бұрын
Unpopular Tea Same
@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@S_J_banana
4 жыл бұрын
i died at that part
@blackgayman
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@syfo3-186
4 жыл бұрын
“Everything in and around that area is an asset”
@VanessaMagick
4 жыл бұрын
I don't even think this is edited. This is just what renting in the UK is like.
@HarrySpencerMusic
4 жыл бұрын
This is what renting and then not paying the rent is like in the UK (or renting under a crappy landlord)
@Praqueue
4 жыл бұрын
@@HarrySpencerMusic so this is what renting in the uk is like
@devincrawford6508
4 жыл бұрын
It basically is
@HarrySpencerMusic
4 жыл бұрын
If you're a good tennant and don't expect to just get free rent, most of the time it's fine
@michaelfox9003
4 жыл бұрын
Harry Spencer until they refuse to give any of your deposit back because they find a micro spec of sauce behind the cooker
@Nintentoad125
4 жыл бұрын
"they have been working together for 30,000 years"
@_lambert_1785
4 жыл бұрын
Repossessing since neolithic times
@AurumUsagi
4 жыл бұрын
That's ancient!
@userPrehistoricman
4 жыл бұрын
damn that's older than my granny
@AurumUsagi
4 жыл бұрын
George Pearson At least they said no to capitalism and debt slavery.
@Thoughtless427
4 жыл бұрын
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!
@dylanmacisaac7682
4 жыл бұрын
Convicted of being truthful and obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception 😂😂
@jgal7979
4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie this had me in stitches
@depfeffel6455
4 жыл бұрын
When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
Dine and dash?
@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus
3 жыл бұрын
Should have been charged with cultural appropriation too!
@r2dadizubz
3 жыл бұрын
Crying 😂😂😂
@rebelfriend1818
4 жыл бұрын
OVER SIX POUNDS PER HOUSEHOLD???!!
@budywudy9
4 жыл бұрын
yeah they couldnt afford their big mac meal
@timtamtomuk283
4 жыл бұрын
richbois
@timtamtomuk283
4 жыл бұрын
@@budywudy9 have to get happy meal instead smh
@theflamingcookie6480
4 жыл бұрын
thats an outrage smh
@ujustgotpwned2008
4 жыл бұрын
Mate it's awful I'm like £10.25 in debt easily
@SonnyC96
4 жыл бұрын
“He’s losing blood fast after being gored by enforcement agents”😂
@declangaming24
3 жыл бұрын
Gored by high Court enforcement agents or debt collecters
@DH-jy9tr
3 жыл бұрын
@@declangaming24 what's the difference?
@juliolleshi751
Жыл бұрын
Probably why it got cancelled and got sued 😂😂😂😂
@Maressite
Жыл бұрын
Disgusting opinion they are dealing with deadbeats
@Blxckman04
4 жыл бұрын
“Now it’s clear that 7 children is the best offer they’ll get” This is why I’ve missed you, Just James.
@aj2218
4 жыл бұрын
“Stuart McCracken is working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James.” *Anything you wanna tell us James?*
@atomiccs6115
4 жыл бұрын
Romanian brothel
@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
4 жыл бұрын
HE'S TRANS!
@KorboQ
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations James!
@aj2218
4 жыл бұрын
We accept you James
@pinkdiamond1847
4 жыл бұрын
Wait how long was he gone for? He was on maternity leave I'm calling it!
@LifeOfAdam99
4 жыл бұрын
"Can't afford to pay the rent but £7 telly" I'm dead lmaoooo
@DirtyGeorge
3 жыл бұрын
Should i call an ambulance
@gunsharck
3 жыл бұрын
@@DirtyGeorge We're not that luckt
@thegunguy7513
4 жыл бұрын
HE STRIKES FEAR IN EVERY UNDERGROUND WORKER
@thegunguy7513
4 жыл бұрын
@@bobsemple7660 😂
@jameslapthorn8829
4 жыл бұрын
And commuter alike
@madladluke
4 жыл бұрын
"there is a refugee from somalia on the drive"
@kierantv9857
4 жыл бұрын
“Brian and Graham have been waiting for the defendant to return for 2 years” lmao
@getajobmate1281
3 жыл бұрын
i mean they have lived for millennia so far, im not too concerned for them
@jamesappleyard7459
4 жыл бұрын
2:45 “I’ve got 7 children” “it needs to be more than that”🤣😂
@declangaming24
3 жыл бұрын
More children to cover the debt
@g-manfreezer1998
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t pay? We’ll take your family away!
@JD-fg2dz
4 жыл бұрын
“Seizing property and dealing with an INVASION OF ZOMBIES” 🤣🤣
@athina2130
4 жыл бұрын
They make their way into war-torn london
@mredmond8393
4 жыл бұрын
Brian O'shaughnessy of the dead
@samjgollings8664
4 жыл бұрын
“The father is in prison for being truthful and gaining afghan cuisine by deception”
@DatGamingKid1
3 жыл бұрын
*Walks into an afghani restraunt* "What's the behind you!"
@xDRAGONSHAGGERx
3 жыл бұрын
*stuffs Afghan cuisine into pockets* "there is nothing behind you, I just wanted to gain your cuisines"
@sadienio6166
4 жыл бұрын
narrator: the refugee is now in the high court's possession to sell at auction to cover the debt *wayfair has entered the chat*
@PickleSurpriseVEVO
4 жыл бұрын
Just pointing out cus people do think that’s real. That was a extremist/far right conspiracy hoax
@MS-hp9li
4 жыл бұрын
‘Job well done.’
@KewAnneOn
4 жыл бұрын
@@PickleSurpriseVEVO It's hilarious that people believe this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PickleSurpriseVEVO
4 жыл бұрын
Kew Anne On not so funny when they go vote thinking its real.
@hypotheticlz
4 жыл бұрын
Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word
@chapmanificationable
4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad they finally got their hands on some ovaries.
@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443
4 жыл бұрын
Just James: Returns 2020: *chuckles* *"im in danger"*
@ligmadechokoma1625
4 жыл бұрын
Me: starts rickrolling People of 2020:im in danger kzitem.info/news/bejne/0mmAu5egrImKfJg
@carlosodingos3229
4 жыл бұрын
@@ligmadechokoma1625 evil... EVIL
@cdname47
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall Good target then JJ 👍
@Beastgrows
4 жыл бұрын
What about the landlords etc that are being ripped off by people that don't pay rent?
@legopenguin9
4 жыл бұрын
@@Beastgrows who gives a shit about landlords
@cdname47
4 жыл бұрын
@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment Not pleasant
@mattuno9892
4 жыл бұрын
UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s
@johnmartinez7440
4 жыл бұрын
@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about. Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.
@Jeff-qk7jj
4 жыл бұрын
3:15 "convicted of being truthful" 😂😂😂
@MoskHotel
4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much how bailiffs work lol
@mredmond8393
Жыл бұрын
@@MoskHotelpretty much how society works too tbh sadly
@samjames6714
4 жыл бұрын
My house is also on a lane behind several species of dangerous shark.
@Shagyamum
3 жыл бұрын
Strange I have an alligator problem
@Franzwithfire
4 жыл бұрын
The only true reason people have kids is to haggle with high court officers.
@hypnotised-clover
4 жыл бұрын
"So, what we're lookin' for is _t i n g s_ "
@dansaunders1655
4 жыл бұрын
Things like that
@C12sR
4 жыл бұрын
oh you're pregnant James? congrats 😂
@VacantHaven
4 жыл бұрын
Heavily pregnant, that explains the long absence! Hope it's a smooth birth 🤞
@Shagyamum
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@dannym1882
4 жыл бұрын
"They're on their way to collect a debt of 10 billion pounds. It's owed for damage to a Romanian brothel."
@nightowl8477
4 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends once marathoned Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away in sixth form. _We'd literally do anything to avoid revision._
@calebcrook5875
4 жыл бұрын
absolute mad lad you are
@ajaxlewis7664
4 жыл бұрын
What a strange thing to marathon xD then again I sometimes watch shopping channels at 3am. Hypnotic shit, that.
@calebcrook5875
4 жыл бұрын
@@ajaxlewis7664 my brother used to do that, crazy stuff.
@nightowl8477
4 жыл бұрын
@@calebcrook5875 - this bro gets it
@liamcraddock9539
4 жыл бұрын
Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us
@zamnodorszk7898
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the age-old adage: "you owe £1400 of rent arrears yet you own a £300 TV? Shocking!"
@johnmartinez7440
4 жыл бұрын
I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.
@wendycarter5718
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ! It is shocking !, You pay what you owe first!!!!Then you buy extras! DEBT IS THEFT!!!!!
@Alex-cw3rz
3 жыл бұрын
@@wendycarter5718 debt isn't theft, for example a mortgage is not left.
@Alex-cw3rz
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.
@andymerrett
5 ай бұрын
oh shut up Wendy!
@iiiiii4249
4 жыл бұрын
“They’re going to collect 3000 adult worms”
@Journey_to_who_knows
4 жыл бұрын
The reptilian overlords have them for lunch
@Handhandme
4 жыл бұрын
"How much can you give us, that's the question" "I got seven children" "It's gotta be a bit more than that..."
@ethanoreilly2002
4 жыл бұрын
"When you can't pay they'll attack several parts of the human body"
@andrewf4623
3 жыл бұрын
3:28 “so what we’re looking for is tings” lol rasta 🇯🇲
@jbullionaire2749
4 жыл бұрын
"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...
@itfan42
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@DH-jy9tr
3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining debt collectors, but during a zombie apocalypse. I acc kinda wanna watch that now.
@Roadwarior2
2 жыл бұрын
More like a mash up of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.
@aparkerh
4 жыл бұрын
"Rising house prices are prompting landlords to *squeeze rears* or raise rents."
@ewansheridan397
4 жыл бұрын
2:37 "Collect the debt in full, or remove children from the debtor's home, and sell them to cover the debt."
@MoskHotel
4 жыл бұрын
Human Trafficking Edition
@declangaming24
3 жыл бұрын
Yes they now sell children better than taking stuff in the house
@JackMellor498
3 жыл бұрын
“They’ve been working together for 30,000 years...dealing with an invasion of zombies.” That sounds legitimately epic.
@noahcardew4482
4 жыл бұрын
I've missed james so much
@jgal7979
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed Lord Farquaad
@Zuudo
4 жыл бұрын
it's amazing how you can always sentence mix "Just James" into every video
@r1ch1o24
3 жыл бұрын
"There is a warrant here for £10, so what we are looking for is tings" 🤣🤣
@AceStar1994
3 жыл бұрын
Things like that.
@themanwiththeplan728
2 жыл бұрын
There now on the hunt for a major organ to seize, and sell
@beepthemeep12
4 ай бұрын
Legally on this type of high court warrant. They can only gain access through an open incision.
@James-gz5cx
4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I’m watching this show and I can already tell that it’s better like this than it is normally.
@cherylstevens4717
Жыл бұрын
Local plastic surgeons that line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆
@LadyBrady357
4 жыл бұрын
"They make their way into war-torn London." Huh, that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣
@blugo2069
Жыл бұрын
Bro "terrifies underground workers" jesus christ i died
@LongLiveHelghast
4 жыл бұрын
“They’re on their way to collect a debt of ten billion pounds. It’s owed for damage to a Romanian brothel”
@billyblood8993
3 жыл бұрын
"If we can escalate a situation, that's what we're going to do" I genuinely believe that Just James is the incarnation of God
@tycart0869
4 жыл бұрын
Convicted of being truthful, there’s a warrant of 10£
@MrSpruce
3 жыл бұрын
You mean £800 lol.
@heinzie5
5 ай бұрын
"The key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding" 😂
@elliottwatt5297
4 жыл бұрын
I’m laughing but I also can’t get over how disgusting this show is.
@jamie150741
4 жыл бұрын
What show is this?
@archiethegeezer7976
4 жыл бұрын
@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.
@KyunaCookies
4 жыл бұрын
Eat landlords
@cameroncorp
4 жыл бұрын
@@KyunaCookies based
@jake1173
4 жыл бұрын
@@KyunaCookies based
@archiecave8491
4 жыл бұрын
“How much can i give you “😔 “How much can you get dats the question “😡 “I have seven children “🤗 *whispers seductively* it’s a bit more than that 🕺
@cs_044
4 жыл бұрын
“Working with his heavily pregnant wife: Just James” 😂😂😂
@redspin2ify
4 жыл бұрын
Just james: uploads everyone: The return of the king
@LouisKingLouis
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe James hasn't been uploading because they took him away
@jamie150741
4 жыл бұрын
No he was pregnant didn't you hear
@pretendracingcars8028
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to you and Stu Mcraken for the baby
@KLAVIERSideQuests
4 жыл бұрын
*An hour after arriving, they finally get their hands on some ovaries*
@Cwmbran1984
3 жыл бұрын
“The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1.5 hours” 😂😂😂😂
@lewis8422
3 жыл бұрын
Please please please do more of these. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Can’t pay we’ll take it away is by far the best one you’ve done
@jimmytyan9791
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👌
@joonah318
5 ай бұрын
“There’s a warrant here for ten pounds, what we’re looking for here is tings”💀💀💀💀💀
@JOPEYDOPE
4 жыл бұрын
Watched in bed, woke wife up because I was giggling. Hope you’re happy with yourself
@BethGuilfoyleWAFC
5 ай бұрын
“Rising house prices are prompting landlords to squeeze rears or raise rents ffssss 😂😂😂
@pgre
4 жыл бұрын
wow, james, you've done it again.
@Theottselmaster
4 жыл бұрын
When you dont have a soul or heart but you want a job.
@TaylaHolland
4 жыл бұрын
This all blends together so much better than other parody videos!
@cgbgaming9363
2 жыл бұрын
"The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@extent6140
3 жыл бұрын
I think this my 30th rewatch, I absolutely love this channel
@alexander92179
4 жыл бұрын
'Convicted of being truthful'. Every patriot in the UK
@liamcraddock9539
4 жыл бұрын
How *dare* you like your own country!! ...heheh just kidding Im not a lefty
@alexander92179
4 жыл бұрын
@@liamcraddock9539 well done
@vitamc1213
4 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess a Volvo could technically be considered a refugee in England 😂
@Myne1001
Жыл бұрын
When you're a 30,000 year old zombie fighting parasite, waiting 2 years for someone to show up is nothing
@thebotbuilder
4 жыл бұрын
There is something ominous but absolutely hilarious about that video title
@JohnDoe-yg2eu
Жыл бұрын
2:50 'the key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding'
@whatyoutalkintobee403
4 жыл бұрын
Cant pay we’ll take it away: AnCap edition 2:35
@unlikelysalmon786
4 жыл бұрын
I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.
@airqx2808
4 жыл бұрын
welcome to ancapistan, where every man can be a king
@bensstuff1889
3 жыл бұрын
‘Working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 *classic*
@ItsPikablu
4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact : The voice over of Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is by Jason Done, who played Tom Clarkson in Waterloo Road.
@declanhampson1098
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. I always recognised his voice but never ever made that connection.
@caitlyngarden7269
10 ай бұрын
GOOD LORD! 😱
@J_bixby
Ай бұрын
"I've got 7 children" "Its a bit more than that"
@ligmadechokoma1625
4 жыл бұрын
Can't pay? Got to gulag
@knobgobblerballsdeep7772
4 жыл бұрын
Hello dad
@ligmadechokoma1625
4 жыл бұрын
Hello son
@rulebritannia8438
4 жыл бұрын
Lenin Lover
@sophiehodson4829
4 жыл бұрын
Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!
@WheezyShotta
4 жыл бұрын
0:14 *I really do need that blood back*
@eli_r_q
4 жыл бұрын
"His heavily Pregnant wife Just James." Do you have something to tell us?
@MyManiacGamer
4 жыл бұрын
Woman: "I've got 7 children" In the background: "that's not enough" 😂
@littleman787
Жыл бұрын
Obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception. A truly heinous crime.
@terenceh511
4 жыл бұрын
"If we feel we can escalate the situation then that's what we do" 😅
@1874WL
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine wanting to be a debt collector man.
@josephdugdale4150
4 жыл бұрын
The only profession more disgusting than that is a parking attendant, absolute scum of the earth
@deeznoots6241
4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Dugdale nah parking attendants are fine, don’t park like a jackass.
@levelofsnipes7378
4 жыл бұрын
Someone’s gotta do it. Imagine being in debt yourself because somebody refuses to pay you money they owe you, you’ll be begging these guys to go and collect it
@fect1236
4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Dugdale only saying that because you can't park for shit
@Alex-cw3rz
3 жыл бұрын
@@levelofsnipes7378 no, I just rearranged a more manageable pay back scheme. I would never want filth like that terrorising them and stealing sentimental items, that are then sold ridiculously below the going rate.
@willammillar8510
3 жыл бұрын
1:20 I cant breathe
@AWTransport276
3 жыл бұрын
“The house is on a lane behind several dangerous species of shark”
@rossturpin747
3 жыл бұрын
I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂
@whoisdaisy7738
4 жыл бұрын
i’m supposed to be sleeping and i’m too busy cackling at this in the dark
@brandenpearce8085
4 жыл бұрын
*convicted on being truthful*
@scott3795
3 жыл бұрын
Obtaining afghan cuisine by deception 😭😭😭
@samspam1788
4 жыл бұрын
"They are parasites" True
@Jackacres02
3 жыл бұрын
‘there is a refugee from somalia on the drive’😂😂😂😂😂
@strigonshitposting793
4 жыл бұрын
I already love this show, but this made it so much better.
@majot511
4 жыл бұрын
Why was there a refugee from Somalia on the drive who was later sold 🤣
@Macho_Fantastico
4 жыл бұрын
"I've got seven children" "There's got to be more than that"
@princeedmundblackadder4034
3 жыл бұрын
"Seizing property, and dealing with AN INVASION OF ZOMBIES!!!"
@CryptP
4 жыл бұрын
This is how I feel watching this show in general Bastards
@PowderedCowsMusic
4 жыл бұрын
That's A LOT of adult worms to collect, especially with sharks around
@AceStar1994
3 жыл бұрын
I love this show. You have made it 100x better! Thanks for the laugh 😂
@flywithguy_
4 жыл бұрын
3,700 ADULT worms, owed to his daughter’s nursery
@A_J_Gaming83
4 жыл бұрын
Never clicked so fast on a vid
@CadenMHolmes
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@shinypikachu8881
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@CadenMHolmes
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@Bigger12n
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@CadenMHolmes
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheBlank89
4 жыл бұрын
Convicted of being truthful.
@cobalt2672
4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, not my crystal meth!
@7hwl55
4 жыл бұрын
“ive got seven children, must be more that that“ ahahha
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