"It's not cheating, it's extra lore" is my favorite thing ever
@rantingsofamadman9796
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@davidspinks2598
3 жыл бұрын
Same energy as "it's not broken, it's how Todd envisioned it."
@atomiclad4049
3 жыл бұрын
Lets just say the Dwemer had a new project
@nicklausa.rparker6403
3 жыл бұрын
4:40 the first time I played this game that man that runs away actually got away and I didn't know that it was scripted that he was supposed to be shot, he actually ran off screen and since it was my first playthrough I thought it was supposed to happen.
@cornbreadloverrr
3 жыл бұрын
its not cheating, its chim
@steveharvey2441
5 жыл бұрын
"Most people don't run around with shotguns and anti-tank rifles" *Laugh in American*
@billbillinger2117
5 жыл бұрын
Hey now not ALL of us have shotguns and anti-tank rifles. Only about 70% have both...the other 30% has one or the other.
@duncanharrell5009
5 жыл бұрын
Not if you’re in a state with restrictive gun laws. Then you get a peashooter.
@elijahmontgomery4146
5 жыл бұрын
Duncan Harrell Boi
@tommyspringer3693
5 жыл бұрын
The remaining 175% own 7 or more guns.
@JesterNR1
5 жыл бұрын
If I have 7 guns, and the government takes 3 guns, how many guns do I have left? That's right... I have 30 left. I lied about only having 7.
@nohulse
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls out Tod Howard for every single glitch in the game, as if Tod single-handedly forged this game by himself and made certain that it was filled with glitches galore lmao
@jimbomclimbo7467
2 жыл бұрын
Todd is the first person to ever reach 100 smithing and with this power he created skyrim to judge us. His cruelty is boundless he is the mad God we have made him. he will never forgive us.
@inscrutablemungus4143
2 жыл бұрын
Every single bit in the skyrim executable was designed and placed there by the allmighty Todd.
@Patrickf5087
2 жыл бұрын
Tod is literally the guy who said. Ship it. The buck stops at him. Or are you saying Bosses have ZERO accountability in decisions?
@MongoTheMagnificent666
2 жыл бұрын
You will never convince me otherwise
@tipsy_hog
2 жыл бұрын
The way that Bethesda games are made is Todd goes on a drunken rampage, then someone straps him down and forces him to tell them a story. Someone records his ramblings and tries to make a game around what they can understand. The next day, Todd wakes up and pisses on the script, and then an unpaid intern tries to salvage what's left on the computer. THAT code is then touched up a bit and released under the Bethesda brand
@HartyBiker
4 жыл бұрын
"The dwarves were also time travellers" Well actually that might even be true
@TheGary108
2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t they all get wiped out because they tried to crack the Heart of Lorkhan? I remember someone saying that it was the equivalent of unleashing the energies of a thousand big bangs and would have potentially wiped out all of creation, so one of the Aedra decided to wipe them all out as punishment. Although I did hear someone say that they actually moved into an another dimension and the spell they used grabbed all of the Dwemer, with the exception of the one who was stuck in another dimension altogether.
@xiphos8219
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGary108 Officially, yes. Unofficially, nobody has a single fking clue. They were just... Gone. But the agreed upon viewpoint in Tamriel/Nirn is that they were wiped out, yes. Honestly though, they could be in Oblivion, Aetherius, the future, the past... Anywhere.
@HawkinTheNoob
2 жыл бұрын
@@xiphos8219 Dwemer are just the unknown
@GokuBlackRose978
2 жыл бұрын
The elder scrolls. Duh
@sillykanji
2 жыл бұрын
They were punished. Too advanced. But if you read between the gaping lore lines it kinda makes sense that they actually discovered bad magic and disappeared themselves mostly.
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
5 жыл бұрын
I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took -an arrow- a 7.62mm in the knee.
@TheEldestSoulDrinker
4 жыл бұрын
Whiterun guard?
@davey5867
4 жыл бұрын
*an 7.62mm*
@leondong5112
4 жыл бұрын
Ender “an arrow” was the 1st phrase but they forgot to change “an” to “a” when putting “7.62mm”
@BeeLegs
4 жыл бұрын
The elder scrolls: fallout
@UndeadTerror1079
3 жыл бұрын
I used to be an adventurer like you until i took a chicken to the knee
@retnuhretnuh
5 жыл бұрын
>be British >not joining the Imperials The Queen will remember this.
@cyrilmagi6201
5 жыл бұрын
>Be british >Play as a breton Breton are Tamriel french people.
@XarathDominion
5 жыл бұрын
@@cyrilmagi6201 that makes this even more HERETICAL!
@KainYusanagi
5 жыл бұрын
Imperials aren't British. They're ruled over by the Altmer.
@jacksonl.2201
5 жыл бұрын
@@KainYusanagi that's an island kingdom... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@cringarthedestroyer7171
5 жыл бұрын
@@KainYusanagi that's not true
@SkullBlack54
2 жыл бұрын
Spiff is the most American British person I've ever seen, while simultaneously being super British
@pedromiret9195
2 жыл бұрын
He knows the ways of his enemy. Surely, once the Royal Vaults are filled with enough tea supplies, he shall be the one to lead the assault to the American capitol.
@orangeismyfavoritecolor
2 жыл бұрын
@LIONHEART The guns.
@T3M3P1C
Жыл бұрын
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor i assume someone missed the joke
@Your_Favorite_Incubus
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree
@patkim0735
Жыл бұрын
How dare you insult a british man with being a rebel Brit
@bawkslawd
2 жыл бұрын
I love the minigun's name. Like nothing about it is mini, but some chad decided it was opposite day at the gun factory
@fantasticmrmonk
2 жыл бұрын
Lol that’s fun. So apparently it’s called that because designers made the rotating barrel smaller for improved and more reliable rate of fire. It’s basically called “minigun” to compare to the older, bigger model. But I like your version better, way funnier.
@abeclark524
2 жыл бұрын
@@fantasticmrmonk That "Older, Bigger" model would be the 20 mm M-61 Vulcan.
@hazeltree7738
2 жыл бұрын
@@abeclark524 Or the "Megagun"
@abeclark524
2 жыл бұрын
@@hazeltree7738 Or as I like to say, it's the "fuck everything in this 100ft x 100ft spot in particular" gun.
@DH-xw6jp
2 жыл бұрын
@@abeclark524 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
@thegreatcalvinio
5 жыл бұрын
“WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!” **unloads 300 rounds into Alduin**
@Supersandwich111
5 жыл бұрын
thegreatcalvinio this is the funniest thing I seen all day
@trashmix2184
5 жыл бұрын
@Jason Bradford no to small to succ
@jaxxhill4032
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH THIS MADE ME LAUGH HARDER TYEN I SHOULD HAD
@NICKWAPPERER117
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao its that simple
@masterpingu5942
5 жыл бұрын
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?! -Alduin when he sees you with a minigun
@thebitgamer2425
5 жыл бұрын
Dragon: *is destroying village* Dragonborn: *pulls out 3000 rpm minigun* Dragon: Hol up
@nicholasaudy6064
5 жыл бұрын
Hasta fusrodah baby
@logangaskill4
5 жыл бұрын
Dragon: wait, that's illegal
@serlistogiette4168
5 жыл бұрын
*What in the goddamn?*
@deletdis6173
5 жыл бұрын
Dragon: Let's keep this in the groove, hey? Smooth moves, like *smooth little babies* .
@rellish311
5 жыл бұрын
The Bit Gamer 2 Dragonborn: this is America Dragon: No this is Skyrim YOL TOOR SHUL!
@fransthefox9682
2 жыл бұрын
Europeans: "Can you beat Skyrim with bare hands?" "Can you beat Skyrim with a fork?" "Can you beat Skyrim with 1HP?" "Can you beat Skyrim with Dragons spawning every 10 seconds?" Americans: "Can you beat Skyrim with a .50 cal?" "Can you beat Skyrim with an M14?" "Can you beat Skyrim with a Desert Eagle?" "Can you beat Skyrim with an MP5?"
@Quite frankly, I just don’t give a damn well the union doesn't exactly define Europe sooo
@matthplays-2312
2 жыл бұрын
@WHITE KNIGHT HERCULES British are cousins of Americans... so British are Americans.
@shapes2150
2 жыл бұрын
@@matthplays-2312 reverse but you have a point
@bluedogz1624
2 жыл бұрын
mitten squad is in michigan though
@nobodywantsyourlimes3613
2 жыл бұрын
21:05 I love how at the end hes just thanking his patrons and then you can hear mini-gun fire in the background of him just brutally massacring the Whiterun Guards.
@cakepie3484
5 жыл бұрын
*Gets a gun* *2 Minutes Later* "And now, we have found the orphanage"
@KAPAFlyer
5 жыл бұрын
*school
@DragonKnightJin
5 жыл бұрын
What, you're suggesting Sir Dave is Chaotic Evil?
@crazymanwerido4522
5 жыл бұрын
@@KAPAFlyer The US in a nutshell
@m.dwaynesteckley4832
5 жыл бұрын
Yep, automatic Green Card.
@myneneedssomequalitytimein8908
5 жыл бұрын
@@crazymanwerido4522 I take offense to that
@inewyorkcentralrr
5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, the tea plantations in India were just being built.
@McatSavage
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jonathanhamilton6190
5 жыл бұрын
Wow I remember the robot tea uprising like it was yesterday.
@kevinaustin51
5 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit oh god that’s a bad idea 😅
@danielchong5032
5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Joke's on you. The former colonies now grow and drink COFFEE to spite the colonial pigs!
@inewyorkcentralrr
5 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit yes of course!
@rensvisser6504
3 жыл бұрын
"Always choose the Empire" - spiffing Brit "I go for the closest door" - Spiffing Brit. Something smells doory here
@easygamer4260
Жыл бұрын
The other door was actually closer, something is doory indeed
@Pundae
2 жыл бұрын
5:30 My first like 3 playthroughs of this game I didn't even realize you could choose sides here, I just ran straight into the door with the quest marker on it without seeing the two arguing
@MZZE-my7hz
5 жыл бұрын
Not the game I expected to see you break. Especially since it often breaks itself without assistance
@Cumbisquit99
5 жыл бұрын
That's how Bethesda works.
@austinwalker6195
5 жыл бұрын
Bethesda, we break the game so you don't have to. Wait...
@raycearcher5794
5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see him abuse potion loops.
@shaz910
5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@tyrosine87
5 жыл бұрын
@ATOM do you mean the part where you see the past with the elder scroll? Yeah, happened to me too, such a god damn game breaking bug. Then again, the main plot is really weak, so you're not missing much.
@ploptoken
5 жыл бұрын
"No like button in the world can save me from doing stupid things." - Spiff No truer words have ever been recorded.
@Purplemen101
5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit We're about to make you a Sir, that's for sure.
@MultiNaruto900
5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Not enough.
@Tdog-ek4wx
5 жыл бұрын
*sir spiff
@ploptoken
5 жыл бұрын
@@Tdog-ek4wx Yeah, looks I need to update that post...
@tootpic2259
5 жыл бұрын
Sir The Spiffing Brit
@efulmer8675
8 ай бұрын
15:15 Lydia can only die if the player was the one who caused the last point of damage to her. Spiff literally just killed an otherwise immortal character for what was probably going to be a gag.
@rachelmartinez4370
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I have played Skyrim for about 2 & 1/2 years! But I really enjoy watching you play it with all these delightful exploits. My favorites are the ones where you don’t use mods but just play the game exactly as it was meant to be played. Of course I am speaking of destroying the most formidable enemies with a single hit from a butter knife. Yes, exactly as it was meant to be played.
@xkilo
5 жыл бұрын
Alduin: Puny mortal! Dovahkiin: *loads mac 10*
@NaruSanavai
5 жыл бұрын
*loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@Chadfill8348
5 жыл бұрын
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
@hash2335
5 жыл бұрын
Alduin:Hold up.
@kingofluck2912
5 жыл бұрын
@@NaruSanavai Loads M1 Garand with Patriotic intent.
@sheogorathlordofcheese165
5 жыл бұрын
(Pulls out 20mm Anti-Tank Rifle)
@squash2127
5 жыл бұрын
Spiff: talks about the 40 mm cannon Me: zones out Spiff: there we go. We found the orphanage. Me:
@realhomieLou
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10
5 жыл бұрын
oH nO
@flare9757
5 жыл бұрын
Spiff: We found a TANK! Me: STAY AWAY FROM THE ORPHANAGE THIS TIME!!!
@operatorlynxyt
5 жыл бұрын
Me when I heard "orphanage" : i don't want to sound cruel....but.... EXTERMINATUS!...wait...thats -illigal- Warhammer
@SteefPip
3 жыл бұрын
Spiff would appreciate the fact that i exploited RedBox when this game came out to play it while very poor. I would rent it just after midnight, by their rules it wouldn't be due til the next day at 9pm, so basically by waiting til just after midnight I would get it for just under two days. I would then return it by 9 the next day, then wait 3 hours and start the whole process again.
@admasveagaanesrdlargdela9347
2 жыл бұрын
Hope to God(s) that you didn’t stay up and instead set an alarm. Gg my dude.
@55Ironside
2 жыл бұрын
That's a perfectly balanced strategy my friend
@TheGary108
2 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard approves of this post
@mackattack6262
2 жыл бұрын
My friend used a prepaid debit card to rent from redbox and then never returned the game.
@spenceduggs
2 жыл бұрын
4:11 I got super curious and wanted to actually see how many floppy disks it would take to hold vanilla Skyrim. - According to Steam, the filesize for original, vanilla Skyrim is about *5,752mb* - The average "high density" floppy disk was *1.44mb* - Rounding up the overall division to a whole number, Skyrim would require 3,994 floppy disks to hold it, and that's just the OG Vanilla experience.
@demonicloaf2100
Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to play Skyrim with 3,994 floppy drives hooked up to one MS-DOS computer.
@RaptorNX01
Жыл бұрын
you basically change disks every 10 steps
@Ebola419
5 жыл бұрын
"I dont like elves" *Chooses to play literally the only race that is half-elf, half-human.*
@MasterDao
5 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@devinrandall8883
5 жыл бұрын
He hates his elf father duh
@turtleburger7480
5 жыл бұрын
Guess he doesn’t like humans either
@solaireofastora7081
5 жыл бұрын
Yamfah
@FenekkuKitsune
5 жыл бұрын
What? Bretons? Bretons aren’t half elf, are they..?
@puppythoughts6528
4 жыл бұрын
Game: Fallout Mod: Sword and Magic Game: Skyrim Mod: Machine Guns Game: Am I a joke to you?
@thomasjensen1590
4 жыл бұрын
skyrim with scifi mods is fun... spacemarine armor, starwars lightsabers, speederbike, robots etc ...however a minigun does have charm
@grantanimationstudios6067
4 жыл бұрын
I hate this comment because of the trend
@mytomanen_bre
3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@kojimaisgod1554
3 жыл бұрын
Well yes
@cradaker2193
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@theguywiththeoldds3896
2 жыл бұрын
"Who gave the blind dragonborn a gun? I don't remember giving him a gun, do you remember giving him a gun?"
@TheUndeadShark
3 жыл бұрын
"who needs magic when you can use a goddam minigun?" Sir Dave
@TheLastPhoen1x
5 жыл бұрын
"That's not Thomas the Tank Engine, its a fire-breathing death machine" Are they not the same thing?
@bigrivet985
5 жыл бұрын
Alternative Title: A British Man Uses His Technological Superiority to Decimate the Native Population.
@markky3050
5 жыл бұрын
Cant use that. Its been used before, more than once.
@lukesampson3294
5 жыл бұрын
You Germans still sore about WW2?
@bigrivet985
5 жыл бұрын
@@lukesampson3294 I'm Irish but thanks for asking.
@johnathansealey9460
5 жыл бұрын
My country is in the caribbean and was owned by the spanish and if you just change that is exactly what happened
@HVLLOWS1999
5 жыл бұрын
That's rediculous our lovely british brothers would never do that. Especially over tea or anything petty as that.😃 😐
@kurokagator4567
4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe he didn't say "Sebastian!! Fetch me the minigun!"
@Malkontent1003
3 жыл бұрын
Found the weeb. Wait, fuck. I got the reference, so I'm a weeb too. I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN AMBITION
@justinsgun00
3 жыл бұрын
It's been collecting dust in my steam library, but now that I've found your channel. My love of skyrim has been rekindled, I'm playing through it right now because of you, just got out of the execution scene.
@quiteindeed6809
5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: If you have the torch equipped and you double tap the sprint button you will sprint forever. Turns out to be a faster way to travel than by horse.
@suelviana1982
5 жыл бұрын
It is a feature or a bug?? Yes
@williamhicks714
5 жыл бұрын
Or just put the flash mod on your shit then stack the flash speed, reverse flash speed, and the zoom speed all on top of each other and then sit back and watch the world fail to render
@HighGuy92
5 жыл бұрын
@@williamhicks714 but thats not even fun
@williamhicks714
5 жыл бұрын
@@HighGuy92 it is when you're April fool's play through is to be as overly powered as possible
@trashmix2184
5 жыл бұрын
U sure
@rinthesquare
5 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit: *Takes an M16 around Whiterun* Guards: No lollygagging Me: Steals a carrot Guards: In order of the Jarl, stop right there!
@bleurghs
5 жыл бұрын
Rin The Square are you black?
@rinthesquare
5 жыл бұрын
Bleurgh Why do you say that love?
@Hanzer-ns5bh
5 жыл бұрын
SHALL
@bleurghs
5 жыл бұрын
Your getting arrested
@lucaskroes9592
5 жыл бұрын
This is america
@Dakota2221
3 жыл бұрын
took me an hour and a half just to start my game on skyrim, why but because i couldn't resist looking left and up which makes you spin out of control and everyone ends up falling over i don't know what happened, skyrim is perfect.
@start-ml6vk
Жыл бұрын
Currently playing my first ever Skyrim play through. What a game
@baewilix4589
5 жыл бұрын
When was the last time I played skyrim? Bout three fiddy seconds ago. But for real send help, skyrim is actually a soul gem and im trapped.
@theepicspy570
5 жыл бұрын
Laughs in -Fallo-*Game crash.*
@GLJ3838
5 жыл бұрын
I haven't played for bout 3 to 4 months. Still great game
@lolcat1382
5 жыл бұрын
Loch ness monster?
@forrestballard8968
5 жыл бұрын
If I fill a black soul gem with the soul of a black guy... is that racist or normal? Is it wrong if the person's white? Why are there no white soul gems?
@forrestballard8968
5 жыл бұрын
@Soggy Android What chu talking about?
@dallasfavel4817
5 жыл бұрын
"Skyrim with Guns" You mean Fallout?
@scarkillerful
5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211
5 жыл бұрын
Apart from worst lore
@forrestballard8968
5 жыл бұрын
big fax
@suicidalskeleton8779
5 жыл бұрын
@@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211 I can't tell if I want to agree or not. Yeah it's not at good but fallout has a more limiting setting for lore.
@Abysalss
5 жыл бұрын
No that’s farcry 3
@serwalkerofthekeynes8761
2 жыл бұрын
That bit where you sneak against the wall.. you can also infinitely attack ralof with weapons and magic up until you pass the bear.. Excellent "lore friendly exploit" for people to enjoy!
@Elate2093
2 жыл бұрын
"Let's just give everyone guns." Is spiff an american spy?
@akronred648
4 жыл бұрын
You can just *hear* his smile throughout the video.
@Albatross0913
4 жыл бұрын
isn't it wonderful?
@ajohnson1066
5 жыл бұрын
"One of the colonies being unruly? Grab a few guns!" That one didn't work out so well last time.
@crms00n6
5 жыл бұрын
Well. We had Moar guns. Or maybe Moar spirit. Idk. Either way, something something 'Murica.
@ChextheVes4451
5 жыл бұрын
"When someone insults the Queen" Fedrick, fetch me the death machine; It's huntin' time
@tikkidaddy
5 жыл бұрын
Well...see...when you try to grab someone elses guns, it tends to 😃backfire😃but alas, I'm from the South in the US....and I do love tea.
@ChextheVes4451
5 жыл бұрын
@@tikkidaddy Aussie, Russian, Canadian, Who the hell cares! TEA IS COOL! (And tasty (( Insert slurping sounds here))
@sandfox03
5 жыл бұрын
@@ChextheVes4451 It's time for one last fucking crusade!
@asherfarrell1607
4 жыл бұрын
"Colony giving you trouble? Grab a few guns!" Lol how'd that work out for y'all 😭
@menty6633
4 жыл бұрын
We managed to shed the puritans so pretty well all things considered.
@justsomeguy3650
4 жыл бұрын
You see that as a win, we see that as a lucky escape
@asherfarrell1607
4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Dittburner do your research. England had over double the forces George Washington had and they were actually trained as well and we still kicked your asses, dumped millions of lbs of your tea, and ran you back to England. English kids in hs I've met didnt even know who fuckin george Washington was so dont go there 🤣
@DevilDaRebel
4 жыл бұрын
@Jeff Dittburner Not just more guns, they were an ocean apart.
@VengefulMaverick
3 жыл бұрын
@@anzacwashington7050 Damn you salty. You lost. This was 100s of years ago, and you wanna cry about it on youtube? England was dumb, over confident and thought they ruled all = failure. The continental army won many battles wtf you mean. The french assisted us late in the war, primarily with the Navy battles near New York. They also lent us arms, and officers to help train troops. And with this bs.... the English had the natives on their side, and a few others like mercenaries, and whatever the word was for freelance pirates. Excuses. Excuses. Excuses. Lastly..... we weren't stupid and wanna line up in fields to shoot st each other if we could help it. Amazing tactics truly
@alexanderveritas
4 жыл бұрын
*”Ah bugger, just give everyone guns!”* _Ah yes, another fine Anarchist I see, a man of culture indeed._
@direwolfstar2539
4 жыл бұрын
it's called America
@isosev
4 жыл бұрын
@@direwolfstar2539 I fuckin wish!
@magicpyroninja
3 жыл бұрын
Turns out that when everybody has guns people are less likely to try and use them because they might get shot back
@frenchsoldier8485
5 жыл бұрын
Someone insults the Motherland? *The entirety of the Red Army appears*
@shaggdagg
5 жыл бұрын
Named french soldier, acts like Soviet Russia was a good thing, can't spell appears correctly. Sounds about right
@joshualaing9711
5 жыл бұрын
*insert canabitch joke here*
@danieladamczyk4024
5 жыл бұрын
Do it in finnish, everything will be fine.
@JosephSmith-lm4ri
5 жыл бұрын
*has no military training since the nation can't even pay for food much less military training*
@ThisIsAHandleOrSomething
5 жыл бұрын
*Russia has joined the chat*
@tiryxx977
5 жыл бұрын
Title: Solving problems in Skyrim with GUNS!?! *America liked that*
@Kato_The_Snowman
5 жыл бұрын
Tiryxx AMERICAN STAMP OF APPROVAL
@wavyedits9805
5 жыл бұрын
*England will remember that*
@Gustavo-pc6wc
5 жыл бұрын
He is ensuring religious freedom and liberty for the people of Skyrim
@backlash6436
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tiryxx very cool
@cephalonplant4087
5 жыл бұрын
*Gandhi has entered nuclear age*
@andrewdavis5913
4 жыл бұрын
"THE QUEEN"
@elishajemmott6202
10 ай бұрын
I take comfort at the thought of Todd Howard watching these videos, plotting his revenge on spiff 😂
What if you make a gun that shoots the wooden swords that one hit the dragons?
@samiraperi467
5 жыл бұрын
Or Borderlands.
@Gojira_Wins
5 жыл бұрын
SWORDSPLOSION!!!
@angrysquirrel8816
5 жыл бұрын
Good god its genius. *UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR* (Shit wrong reference, starts playing the manliest scene in anime from full metal alchemist)
@zelg.5551
5 жыл бұрын
Meh. Now if you had a gun that shoots out pommels...
@MrTheMustard
4 жыл бұрын
What about a Gun that shoots guns ?
@alikaandrade3435
4 жыл бұрын
“That dragon”. Lol if I didn’t already know, I’d have just figured out that he hasn’t made it far through the main storyline.
@tetrotany
4 жыл бұрын
I love how spiff says "ladies and gentlemen" so much, it's like his motto
@GtsAntoni1
5 жыл бұрын
*Mods guns into the game. Kills everything at level 1. Blames Hod Toward for the bugs.*
@mr_tea753
4 жыл бұрын
Antoni Gates It just works -Hod Toward
@MeshuggahFan-iy6tb
4 жыл бұрын
Seems about right
@thatoneguy7444
4 жыл бұрын
I was seriously about to say that exact same thing. Like how you gonna mod the game then blame the creator when you're intentionally fuckin it up
@tinaholliday7516
4 жыл бұрын
In the description he even says " I use modern weapons to break the game"
@thatoneguy7444
4 жыл бұрын
Someone has a superiority Complex now if you'll excuse me I need to go load my gun and tighten my head gear
@juuljitsu
5 жыл бұрын
"A colony is being unruly? Grab a few guns" Hey uhm, that didn't uh- that didn't quite work out that time.
@notoriousriot250
5 жыл бұрын
Paul Richards your fatherland is being tyrannical? Grab more guns
@juuljitsu
5 жыл бұрын
@@notoriousriot250 *eagle screech*
@arrowintheknee420
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lukesampson3294
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the French. US can't win a war unless foreigners fight it for them,LOL. Youi got chased out of Vietnam,Canada,Somalia,Lebanon,Iraq,Panama etc
@ninetails6218
5 жыл бұрын
luke sampson Please, learn english.
@skylarf9021
3 жыл бұрын
A Colony is being unruly, grab a few guns....how did that work out for ya? 😂😂😂
@wildpannda2155
3 жыл бұрын
1:09 yes my good sir
@UmbraAsterism
5 жыл бұрын
Owning guns?? This is like, the ultimate British power fantasy right?
@CheapSkateGamer96
5 жыл бұрын
Considering British youth will go on killing sprees if given a sharpened letter opener, yes.
@austinserby219
5 жыл бұрын
Tru
@socksome
5 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 "British"
@Senyrar
5 жыл бұрын
@@goldster100 HEY THAT IS RACIST! (also quite true) BUT RACIST!
@TristanWardCoombe
5 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I own several guns. They are relatively easy to get. I don't understand why the general public are so assy about the whole thing. Very strange.
@tanjinpang
5 жыл бұрын
11:32 "Back when Todd Howard still had dreams......" a moment of silent...
@winterbeat13
2 жыл бұрын
"There's no need to bring in professional bodybuilders and politicians. Our hero is going to be Dave and if i'm going to be honest, he's going to be a chunky boy." Uh...Brit, I think you need more tea.
@fredblues7175
4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how to make a massively overpowered wooden sword that can 1 shot dragons.
@AdurianJ
5 жыл бұрын
"Poison Her Tea" That's a trick question you only poison Coffee , WITH TEA !
@kamikazejunebug2384
5 жыл бұрын
"he's looking a bit too fit, we need to chunk him up" Proceeds to make Dave even more jacked
@encryptedaqua
5 жыл бұрын
Casually Burning ^^^
@markshaw270
5 жыл бұрын
Being muscular isn't necessarily fit
@kamikazejunebug2384
5 жыл бұрын
@@markshaw270 Yeah, we all know those sedentary body builder types.
@chupathingy6626
11 ай бұрын
I've seen so many of these Skyrim exploit vids over the years, it's DELIGHTFUL to see them from start to finish, watching the saga from the beginning, before it was a Spiffing Brit THING. His commentary feels so different vs. 10 exploit vids in. 😂
@sorrenblitz805
Жыл бұрын
The Dwemer built some very impressive things.
@MalcomHeavy
5 жыл бұрын
It's like Skyrim with Guns. -Adam Kovic 2012
@InhabitantOfOddworld
5 жыл бұрын
So, Fallout 4 basically
@smirage22
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@owenstokes3917
5 жыл бұрын
Farcry 3
@nikolaibelinski3433
5 жыл бұрын
Skryrim edition
@nathen4171
5 жыл бұрын
“Most people don’t run around with a shotgun and anti tank rifles.” America is a fun place. Lol
@jrockerlindberg
6 ай бұрын
Thx for the laughs. This made me think of Bruce campbell from the Evil Dead series. His character would actually be lorefriendly in a way.
@artemis2947
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: My ex-step dad's name was Dave and he looked EXACTLY like Dave in Skyrim
@vampyrecat4458
5 жыл бұрын
He didn't mod the game, he just found the ultimate exploit.
@vampyrecat4458
5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit comun knowledge
@DeAd3nD56
5 жыл бұрын
The dragons pursued their might in the lands of Skyrim. Little did they know Dovahkiin can one hand a 50 Cal. BMG Anti Tank Rifle.
@atr0cxty943
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@ravenknight4195
5 жыл бұрын
You can't?
@skinlizard2251
5 жыл бұрын
@@ravenknight4195 He can't, but Dovahkiin can.
@moedelaun
4 жыл бұрын
The first moment he turned that gun sideways and started firing I nearly died. That’s just great
@user-ej6kv7em7n
6 ай бұрын
“FREDERICK FETCH ME THE MINIGUN” best out of context moment of the spiffing brit
@theroguenetwork1083
5 жыл бұрын
British Empire wipes out native population of Skyrim for their resources, 200 years After Oblivion Crisis (Colorized)
@elijahmontgomery4146
5 жыл бұрын
Powerful British empire then is torn apart by Murica, who the outnumber by like... a lot (Colorized)
@Nox_Desiree
5 жыл бұрын
@@elijahmontgomery4146 Ah, i do love american propaganda.
@thelambsauce7307
5 жыл бұрын
Darrin Montgomery then America is crushed _by_ a little bug because of how shit they are
@elijahmontgomery4146
5 жыл бұрын
TyrannicalTeapott Lol, we beat you tho, twice
@elijahmontgomery4146
5 жыл бұрын
White Crack If we Americans are shit, but we beat you twice, what does that make you
@followertheleader
5 жыл бұрын
The "Tea-1000" has traveled back in time to stop Todd Howard from remastering skyrim.
@thomas.parnell7365
5 жыл бұрын
Not forgeting cyberdine systems 1000 Earl Grey model
@deadedea
5 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOO
@nswij123
5 жыл бұрын
Now that's a clever joke 😂 😂 😂
@the_jones528
4 жыл бұрын
"Minigun. Now we're talking."
@user-cv2my8ck5d
3 жыл бұрын
But how about megagun?
@TheRenofox
2 жыл бұрын
Race: Briton From the general gist of this channel, I was expecting Spiff to find some way to turn regular Skyrim bows into rapid-firing miniguns.
@darkfoxbill9657
5 жыл бұрын
"a colony is being unruly? Grab a few guns" ... And proceed to get utterly spanked.
@toomintytofresh
5 жыл бұрын
Okay this caught me off guard Almost choked on my tea
@toomintytofresh
5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather die on my tea Then spill my tea.
@JohnSmith-kb4re
5 жыл бұрын
_actually_ the best way to go i hope i go down watching spiff-man and drinking tea
@BichaelStevens
5 жыл бұрын
@@toomintytofresh how do you have a picture in your name????
@N1korasu
5 жыл бұрын
@@BichaelStevens he has a paid sub for the spiffingbrit
@charxeleon6313
5 жыл бұрын
私の顔にペニスを撃ってください he is a sponsor
@bacondudz1966
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Insults the queen. Hears a knock at my door. Me: 0_0
@ygufkek7269
4 жыл бұрын
Why did you insult the queen bacondubz. You know what happens to people who insult the queen don't you
@bacondudz1966
4 жыл бұрын
no please you dont mean.....
@Nai_101
4 жыл бұрын
@@bacondudz1966 *FBI OPEN UP*
@RuyVuusen
4 жыл бұрын
@@Nai_101 FBI is American...
@Nai_101
4 жыл бұрын
@@RuyVuusen memes are global
@goldentemplar
4 жыл бұрын
So, I’ve watched future spiff today and now I’m watching past spiff and I believe that past spiff has reached the point in tea consumption that it’s pure caffeine. Future spiff however is more...sophisticated? God-like? As the tea caffeine has now infused itself within spiff
@Ralndrath
5 жыл бұрын
'Todd Howard had to design this game so it would eventually run on Samsung Smart Fridges.' Hahaha!
@andreadesforges4789
5 жыл бұрын
“It just works”
@wargriffin5
5 жыл бұрын
@1:04 "A colony is being unruly? Grab a FEW guns."- Careful there Spiff. That's how Lexington happened. ;)
@xcheekclapperx0318
5 жыл бұрын
wargriffin5 plus it didn’t work
@treyebillups8602
5 жыл бұрын
And now Britain is an American colony. Funny how things happen
@mrsubject1
5 жыл бұрын
@@treyebillups8602 wouldn't go that far
@Poppadop1
5 жыл бұрын
+Treye Billups I'm sorry, who followed whom into shenanigans such as, say, world wars...?
@xyumiko4194
5 жыл бұрын
@@Poppadop1 Only because your tiny islets needed american power.
@mastercreaux
4 жыл бұрын
I don't typically like overly chatty game videos. But his commentary is absolutely stellar. Subbed
@theostalgist
4 жыл бұрын
Gate: Thus, the spiffing brit colonized there
@bonk4628
5 жыл бұрын
*breaks game using guns "Thanks Todd Howard!"
@TallulahSoie
5 жыл бұрын
I'm playing Skyrim right now. As a 'Murican I promptly added a tea mod and went to Solitude and tossee them in the harbor. Huzzah!
@xskyforger6299
5 жыл бұрын
England: enforces very bad laws and tariffs America: throws tea into the harbor England: go absolutely mental yeah? Loose your marbles yeah? Go brain dead yeah? Go bonkers m8?
@SidSucksatGaming
5 жыл бұрын
Brent Barton America: kicks their ass
@jerrydixon9103
5 жыл бұрын
More like: "America: ask Spain, France, and Prussia to kick their ass"
@passgo8507
5 жыл бұрын
@@jerrydixon9103 factually accurate. When the French have to bail your ass out, you know you done goofed.
@davecrupel2817
5 жыл бұрын
As a native Bostonian, i approve this measure.
@charlesdiblasi402
4 жыл бұрын
The Spiffing Brit: "Say hello to anti-tank rifle!" Me: :) (13:23)
@carl8194
Жыл бұрын
at the start when he says "when someone insults the queen grab the minigun" what he meant to say was "when someone insults the queen grab all the guns."
@Nerdnumberone
5 жыл бұрын
It shouldn't be difficult to mod Skyrim to replace the loading screen with pictures of the Queen.
@thENDweDIE
5 жыл бұрын
Nerdnumberone he trys too hard
@crazyk369
5 жыл бұрын
Hopefully keep the same background music
@phantomsoul8937
5 жыл бұрын
Id probably puke all overmy keyboard, having to see some dead old running around meat while playing Skyrim.
@darkrider1878
5 жыл бұрын
@Wikkitt Klown You sound incredibly salty
@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211
5 жыл бұрын
Wikkitt Klown ahh yes the salty American who is a hypocritical shet who’s ancestors caused mass murder and who’s president is annoying orange
@Con5tantine
5 жыл бұрын
I would have tea but... *sips a beer* ...we tossed that shit in the harbor a while back.
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