"It's not my job to talk people out of killing themselves."
@seronymus
3 жыл бұрын
That's the joke
@mindriot91_96
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite quotes in the whole series.
@dchil15
3 жыл бұрын
It's not in some jurisdictions. To the point that police will refuse to respond to calls of "suicidal persons"
@PrincessofPower84
Ай бұрын
@@seronymusYOU SUCK MCBAIN!
@chrisrj9871
6 күн бұрын
First time I actually picked up on that line... OMFG...
@kewlbeans9905
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Chief Wiggum as GPS navigation voice in cars. "Starting route guidance, you are on a road, might be asphalt, oh geez, trees, shrubs, you're directly under the Earth's sun....now!" lol
@prawnking79
3 жыл бұрын
Kewl Beans l B. Mmmlmkkklkjjhhgghghj. Kpkkkkkklknjkjjjoiioo
@prawnking79
3 жыл бұрын
Kewl Beans nlnllp
@Nutsaur
3 жыл бұрын
*LOL!!!*
@Grayman831
3 жыл бұрын
Put him as next Waze
@MrFernandes85
3 жыл бұрын
I used to use this app called waze. At one point I had Shaq as my GPS Nav. That is until they didn't re-up his contract. But it was great!
@danielcamarena1188
4 жыл бұрын
"There are ghost cars all over these highways you know."
@EyeofKoruption
4 жыл бұрын
hold me
@samuraipanda851
4 жыл бұрын
@@EyeofKoruption only if you hold me.
@rturae
3 жыл бұрын
@@samuraipanda851 😬😬
@kupper123
Ай бұрын
🐺
@1ummahabid
4 жыл бұрын
Easily my favourite character on the Simpsons, every scene he’s in cracks me up.
@tobiasbeecher5134
4 жыл бұрын
He's also the only good parent in springfield.
@MeepMacArthur
Жыл бұрын
@@tobiasbeecher5134marge
@delong71487
3 жыл бұрын
"Take em away, boys!" "Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake 'em away, toys!" "What'd you say chief?" "Eh, do what the kid said"
@Fenixias
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he fits so good with homer because they are equally dumb xD
@changvasejarik62
4 ай бұрын
For as much of a pain as they can be. The simpsons and wiggums have great chemistry.
@johnotto5639
Жыл бұрын
“I’m directly under the Earth’s sun…nnnnooow.” One of the best lines ever. 😂😂
@andrewjones2317
3 жыл бұрын
the best Chief Wiggum moment was when he was staked out in front of the Duff Brewery in a giant beer can and caught Homer for a DUI, then let the hammered Barney Gumble drive the car, where upon he knocked the Chief down the hill where he hit a tree and exploded.
@roberthaworth8991
Жыл бұрын
"Looks like we got us a couple of stewed prunes."
@doct0rnic
5 ай бұрын
Then he died
@RW77777777
4 ай бұрын
he did say Wheeeeee
@christophersuswal9544
3 жыл бұрын
"Look at me! I'm sweating like a pig here!" Brilliant
@joedowle5225
Жыл бұрын
"Let em go Lou, someone going that fast has no time for a ticket!"
@Koinoyokan01
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but Homer flying into the front seat after Wiggum slams on the brakes was so believable looking.
@Crystal_Dylan
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the best bit of Wiggum history in the movie when he was eating donuts off his gun and almost ended himself “Woah that was close!”
@skwisgarskwigelf7191
2 ай бұрын
And then he continues to eat donuts off his gun 😂
@AtlasBlizzard
5 ай бұрын
I loved Wiggum's Magnum P.I. parody. I would've watched a whole series of that.
@thegrillmaster2259
3 жыл бұрын
“The ol’ wiggum charm”🤣🤣🤣
@ewaldseiland8558
3 жыл бұрын
Every Chief Wiggum moment is a best moment
@punchtyme7158
2 жыл бұрын
Suspect is hatless I repeat hatless!
@ThisCanNotBTheFuture
2 жыл бұрын
Wiggum: "Release the dogs!" Lou: "Gee they look pretty mad!" Wiggum: "Yeah I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma may."
@Ratking_Actual
Ай бұрын
2 years later I'm here to say, he said ''Tasing them'' not teasing.
@Cold-Duck
3 жыл бұрын
"What's a truck?"
@latasha3472
3 ай бұрын
"He called me CHIEF PIGGUM" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ivantheterrible2594
11 ай бұрын
"Sideshow Bob has no decency, he called me Chief Piggum!"
@psychedelichurricane2508
3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to have a favorite character on this show since almost all of them are great
@chriswade9871
3 жыл бұрын
When Eddie and Lou are playing basketball in the gym when the air duct collapse and Wiggum says " that's nice work boys " Simple and unbelievably funny
@jakerobert3118
3 ай бұрын
You missed the best Wiggum scene: trying to pull off Burns’ wrinkly old face.
@4exgold
3 жыл бұрын
"yaaah where's your Messiah now, Flanders?" shame thats not in here....best Wiggum line.
@Cruor34
4 жыл бұрын
3:45 is my favorite, me in real life. I know where I start, and I know where my destination is but I have no clue where I am on the way there when I'm driving.
@armoredcorefan2719
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve forgot Chief Wiggum had black hair in the old episodes. lol Good times,
My Bet's On The Other Team - Daffy Duck - Space Jam: A New Legacy - July 16, 2021
@Spearsy19
3 жыл бұрын
I'm directly under the earth's sun...now. 😆
@Alex1234496
3 жыл бұрын
Hold me. Only if you hold me.
@bsgambati1
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, that's nice. *Poison Gas cloud* Hey, it's getting cloudy. *Starts coughing and passes out*
@ZeHoSmusician
4 жыл бұрын
0:55 "PERVEEEEEERT!" (Well, that's what she eventually says... ::) )
@stevowilliams8279
4 жыл бұрын
yeah that part was a bit too loud for this video
@cesarvictoriano8072
4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, *that* sounded bad...
@mikerphoneassasinhls8303
3 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣
@tyvillianheartthrob1856
3 жыл бұрын
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
@ChrisManley1994
5 ай бұрын
“Hey it’s getting cloudy.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dts_8247
10 ай бұрын
“Glorified crossing guard of a police chief” 😂😂😂
@bluecanine3374
3 жыл бұрын
2:35 i feel like at the time of airing this was just a parody of fast food items and yet now they do serve bite sized breakfast pancakes with dipping sauce
@skwisgarskwigelf7191
3 жыл бұрын
*kicks down door, then dings the doorbell* “Hello? Police! Oh if THIS isn’t the right house, I quit!”
@EAcapuccino
16 күн бұрын
0:20 - LOL 😆 That's my favourite joke!
@dr_IkjyotSinghKohli
7 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking the time to upload this. A much needed break from the constant podcasts and product review videos.
@VoldemortRockoEdge
2 жыл бұрын
"drop the food, chief!"
@donovanbradford8231
5 ай бұрын
Marge: "I don't if you can out run em this are professional law men" click 😨 Wiggem "OH my god it just disappeared. It must be a ghost car.😬"
@alabamaal225
Ай бұрын
You left out, "It's better a thousand guilty go free than to chase after them."
@alwillk
6 ай бұрын
My favorite one is when wiggum pulls over homer. Chief:Where’s the fire? Homer: over there (points at police station on fire) Chief: pointing out police stupidity
@CorndogMaker
4 жыл бұрын
Ow my jugular!
@rturae
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm directly under the Earth's Sun nnnnnow" 🤣
@jpnihil5868
Жыл бұрын
"The suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless!"
@atimholt
4 ай бұрын
“What's a truck?” That line pops into my head all the time. One of my favorite dumb little jokes from the Simpsons.
@blitzedgamingyt2458
4 жыл бұрын
Clancy wiggum
@stevowilliams8279
4 жыл бұрын
clancy wiggum
@RW77777777
4 ай бұрын
hey! you showed me twice
@okanduygun7424
11 ай бұрын
I am surprised that the chief is knowing the clearance of the Police -Van😂
@rickysmyth
3 жыл бұрын
I tried one of those spices and even if you swallow it like Homer it hurts as it passes through your body. Their purpose is to make food spicy using fewer peppers so are meant to be diluted. For example, instead of putting 5 peppers in the pot, you could put 1 of those in to get the same effect
@mrangryeyes4789
Ай бұрын
The noise he makes at 2:54 is the best 😂
@confirmhandle
3 жыл бұрын
Me moo ma moom
@june2420111
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha singing off key is torture! Poor dogs had enough
@SurajSinghTomarArya
2 жыл бұрын
Wiggum is #1 best character
@certifiedhomelanderstan
3 жыл бұрын
4:00 Random time stamp for me
@music-channel69
3 жыл бұрын
Let me add to that 0:01.
@tomedy_official
3 жыл бұрын
0:19 i loved that gag
@YOSEMITEVUE-fo9tu
9 күн бұрын
Chief Wiggum love Donut like Homer🍩
@danseth5775
11 күн бұрын
I wish they had Krusty suicide episode when chief Wiggum says " alright people...move along... there's nothing to see her........OH MY GOD A HORRIBLE PLANE CRASH! Come see everyone."
@phousefilms
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite is: "Donuts! I got donuts! I got...hey, I know you!" (Snake runs him over)
@mikerphoneassasinhls8303
3 жыл бұрын
Lou: let go of the food chief Wiggum: NOOOOOO!!!
@Her_Imperious_Condescension
Ай бұрын
2:28 Can we just talk about that noodle armed man in the background?
@WhoEls
21 күн бұрын
Chief, you're ralking into your wallet.
@PaulBrickley-d9q
4 ай бұрын
I just love the dance that Wiggum is doing with the girl hahahha and he's so round!
@omarvaquero4672
3 жыл бұрын
More like Chief Piggum.
@rohan1864
5 ай бұрын
I like to imagine they really were directly under the Earth's Sun at the exact moment he said it
@WeldinMike27
3 ай бұрын
Mmmm engine black eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.
@certifiedhomelanderstan
3 жыл бұрын
2:22 "Release the dogs"!
@Devi1_Z
3 жыл бұрын
Gee, they look pretty mad.
@TerribleTommyFAN
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, I‘ve Been Starving them tasing them singing off-key...
@quints_tale3897
3 жыл бұрын
"just doin my job!"
@anthealea1869
Ай бұрын
I can’t find this Wiggum and lou spat anywhere but I remember it from the red hat ladies episode. Lou: don’t worry Mr. Burns well handle this Chief: acting like chief doesn’t make you chief, lou. Lou: if I were acting like chief I’d be wearing size 54 pants Chief: aw a fat joke aye? I wish you could hit the easy targets like that in the field! Lou proceeds to tear up 🤣
@tomrivera3
3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie this actually work one time
@Dr_Dro
8 ай бұрын
I love how Wiggum doesn't even bat an eye to the fact that Fat Tony admits that a 10 year old made and served an alcoholic drink to a police officer lol
@brianhale8537
Жыл бұрын
“Send him home to mama Boys”
@alexnas9634
3 жыл бұрын
is it sad that i can still quote these scenes line for line?
@stevowilliams8279
3 жыл бұрын
no thats impressive
@music-channel69
3 жыл бұрын
What's sad is that you're going to be missing your 10 year anniversary by not uploading re-enactment clips of these scenes. "Joined Dec 31, 2012". If you don't want to let your channel rust when 2023 rolls around, get on with them.
@whitesox162
7 ай бұрын
0:55 lol
@03gkgf
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice his black hair at 1:29
@VeganFlatEarth
4 ай бұрын
Jammin' 🎶
@sandraramirez6961
4 ай бұрын
2:56-3:11🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ATTENTION ALL UNITS, ATTENTION ALL UNITS, POISON GAS CLOUD HEADED TOWARDS... HEY, GETTING CLOUDY,*COUGHING, COUGHING,*OH BOY!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ethantidlund6388
6 ай бұрын
Sometimes Chef Wiggum’s can be even dumber then Homer.
@Cyberbrickmaster1986
4 ай бұрын
If Springfield's law enforcement wasn't corrupted by complete stupidity, Wiggum would lose his badge and go to jail for trying to feed Homer forbidden insanity peppers! Though tracking them down would also be a major crime in itself, and scolding the victim like that wouldn't help in his favour either!
@TRoller927
5 ай бұрын
2:51 "Drop The Food Chief!!!"
@chrisrj9871
6 күн бұрын
Singin' off key... _Me MI Ma Muuu, Me MU Ma Mehhh..._
@certifiedhomelanderstan
3 жыл бұрын
3:19 well said
@sandraramirez6961
2 жыл бұрын
2:56
@certifiedhomelanderstan
3 жыл бұрын
2:44 why.
@stevowilliams8279
3 жыл бұрын
the wagons too tall.
@emjackson2289
3 жыл бұрын
This is gonna get worse before its gonna get better
@onepieceluffy7427
3 жыл бұрын
Hold me if you hold me
@isaacdepaula2103
3 жыл бұрын
Drop the fooo chief
@sicilian-american
4 күн бұрын
I LOVE CHIEF PIGGUM )
@happygolucky7241
3 жыл бұрын
Childhood
@BrianRetro
2 жыл бұрын
2:28 This is the first time I noticed the man in the background carrying a TV in his underwear.
@sandraramirez6961
2 жыл бұрын
1:21
@Jagerbomber
3 ай бұрын
My mom was a cop and likes saying that last line
@DavidHulse-gy3ys
Ай бұрын
You think Chief Wiggum is a terrible cop? Well you have obviously have never heard of Uvalde Texas cops.
@ahpchagi1
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he cracking nuts and then shoots one of them and that part when he is saying he's location
@lavalampluva55401
3 жыл бұрын
Hey! I was watching that, and i was sitting there!
@ricardovargas3662
4 жыл бұрын
All the dislikes you have are for incomplete jokes
@KDC93
Жыл бұрын
Everyone on the Simpsons has stage 5 kidney failure. How can people laugh at this? Evil world.
@dkamphaus43
4 ай бұрын
He might actually be dumber than Homer.
@SassyOnline
3 жыл бұрын
NUTS
@earlthehoodedsweater
3 жыл бұрын
How your friends call outs in games be 3:49
@Felix-rv5qm
3 жыл бұрын
He has horrible luck with K9s LOL
@music-channel69
3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't help how he's starving, singing off key, and taunting them, and giving them his scent.
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