Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at: onion.com
The way the ceo talks about the kid like he’s a rival who he begrudgingly respects is my favorite part
@maazkalim
2 жыл бұрын
Forget about his fat compensation-packages..
@masterofalltrades_
Жыл бұрын
The ceo sounds like he's about to cry lmao
@baboonery3
Жыл бұрын
I’m broke
@NickyTheCat
7 ай бұрын
whom
@violethill4454
7 ай бұрын
@@NickyTheCatwhy
@brendonhavener
3 жыл бұрын
So there was a child cancer ad before this that was like 3 minutes. I sat there waiting for the punchline thinking it was the Onion.
@calebeli4179
3 жыл бұрын
Neronian Diamanti I bought ten tumors and gave them to the kids down the street! Doing my part.
@calebeli4179
3 жыл бұрын
Neronian Diamanti tubeworms may help as well! I will look into bulk buying options
@exoryy143
3 жыл бұрын
God damn
@jizou1581
3 жыл бұрын
Neronian Diamanti I give kids HIV in easier ways
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@therevx5225
2 жыл бұрын
"They can send donations" has me fucking crying. Just imagine instead of putting a stop it, this kid just wishes his way into dictatorship over America
@Nova-tl4yc
2 жыл бұрын
Nah he gon wish for the planet
@lawrencetalbot8346
2 жыл бұрын
I’d take him over Brandon. This kid clearly had a sharp mind
@ParksandPosh
Жыл бұрын
This kid actually grew up to be Donald Trump
@chrisdawson1776
Жыл бұрын
@@ParksandPosh 🤓
@jeff-hd9og
Жыл бұрын
@@ParksandPosh 🤓🤓
@brandonyoung2.0
2 жыл бұрын
14 years later and we still continue day after day to grant Chad's unlimited wishes. We thought we almost had him about 3 years ago, but he wished the grim reaper take the other kids instead, so he could get their wishes too.
@TheTrueThanos
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@NorthAmericanEditing
2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say Chad did some wishful thinking 🤓
@sloft-70
2 жыл бұрын
The year is 2589, another assasination attempt has failed as The Cosmic Warlord known as Chad cut Obamatron 5.0 in half using his ultimate infinte omnytrix duel gauntlet 3000 in a milisecond. Humanity's last push against the tyrant seems in vain as the world falls into the darkness under the hand of Chad.
@roywempor8395
2 жыл бұрын
@@sloft-70 what a chad
@davidparr4636
Жыл бұрын
A shooting star. I wish there were no wishes.
@pliosaurus
8 жыл бұрын
"He wished away our legal team". Best line there.
@tgbro123
7 жыл бұрын
WELL THANKS FOR SPOILING IT IN THE COMMENTS
@cal0729
7 жыл бұрын
+tgbro123 Dude watch the video before going to the comments
@badouplus1304
7 жыл бұрын
I feel you dude, I always read the scripts before to go see a movie, sad...
@abstractpoet8977
5 жыл бұрын
"Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'"
@sep0272
5 жыл бұрын
tgbro123 why would u read comments then watch video
@elephanturkeymelt
5 жыл бұрын
The video's glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed Edit: I'm watching 3 years later and the video is no longer glitchy. The child has been defeated
@juch3
5 жыл бұрын
Did this happen only recently, why did no one talk about ut
@joelhenderson3723
5 жыл бұрын
@@juch3 Yeah, it wasn't always like this, but I can't say for sure when it happened. I just know I've watched it before.
@elephanturkeymelt
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was working before. Here's the clip uploaded to Dailymotion and not glitchy if you want to check it out: www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lffn2
@dominusart2407
5 жыл бұрын
This is literally breaking the 4th wall
@MarkSir
4 жыл бұрын
since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzitem.info/news/bejne/pKR5xaWIhn5iqWU
@cowboyforgame1063
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if the kid's illness is actually real and his wish is to be in an Onion news video.
@baconboy486
Жыл бұрын
That's genuis
@technoeggnog
11 ай бұрын
@@baconboy486 Your goofy misspell made Google think you said “that’s the knees”
@onlyguitar1001
10 ай бұрын
I was thinking that too. If so, he has been immortalized.
@baconboy486
10 ай бұрын
@@technoeggnog Lol
@rafaelpinto8657
7 ай бұрын
Now you got me thinkin
@thedean6073
Жыл бұрын
this kid being named "Chad" is prophetic
@AshRaf-to5gu
5 ай бұрын
Ikr
@Zyphon
3 жыл бұрын
The kid wished for the visuals to be destroyed so that no-one will pay close attention to what happens
@macrett
3 жыл бұрын
last person I'd expect on a 12 year old Onion video is a minecraft youtuber im subbed to...
@InvidiousIgnoramus
3 жыл бұрын
Man, I don't know what youtube did but so many old videos have broken footage now. Maybe something to do with flash support ending?
@InvidiousIgnoramus
3 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainMaxwell7 I doubt they will. It's far from the first time they have irreparably damaged old content.
@mikemodern9491
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@AddisonDj
3 жыл бұрын
Hi zyphon
@MetalliCxZero
10 жыл бұрын
"...from now until the day he dies" "well we can only hope that's coming soon" I had a near death experience omg
@FuneralPotatoes35
10 жыл бұрын
That was the funniest line ever! You beat me to it.
@rlouisd1
10 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe she said that. The parents could stop this. This is a child, a very sick child. He is not the devil. Do not wish him to die soon. Adults can stop this. Let the parents take Make a Wish to court, but quit granting him every wish and change the rules, now.
@razorooni4007
9 жыл бұрын
***** The movie is better IMO but these are still damn hilarious.
@user-dq6hs4ry6z
6 жыл бұрын
Louie Dicks just commenting to make sure you remind that you posted this 3 years ago
@mschuhler
6 жыл бұрын
Louie Dicks Just commenting to remind you that you posted this bullshit 4 years ago
@WestOfEarth
Жыл бұрын
Only the Onion has the comedic brilliance to satirize such a dark subject. I wish I knew where these writers are now.
@armelior4610
11 ай бұрын
Cancelled to oblivion, most likely
@razberry93
10 ай бұрын
@@armelior4610oh shut up
@squirtlemyturtle
8 ай бұрын
On strike
@RVPissBoys
8 ай бұрын
@@armelior4610ain’t that the truth
@shingtome2179
7 ай бұрын
Okay…I only knew it was fake when the lady host said they can only hope the kid dies soon 🫥
@LukeNAndo
Жыл бұрын
I love that when he says "daily hotdog lunches..." the text actually reads "138 Hotdog Lunches...". The onion is so good at sneaking all those little funny details into a 2 minute sketch.
@jualove3178
2 жыл бұрын
I love how these people say everything with completely serious faces.
@mark-jf5ik
2 жыл бұрын
“until the day he dies-“ * nod * “we can only hope thats coming soon”
@igrim4777
2 жыл бұрын
They're professional breakfast news hosts reporting serious news, of course you want them to take it seriously.
@immortalsun
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s called acting.
@inlinechris
Жыл бұрын
That’s literally the entire point of these?
@madmaxmedia
Жыл бұрын
There's nothing at all amusing about the Make-A-Wish Foundation going bankrupt.
@Emz20869
9 жыл бұрын
"He wished away our legal team" - I died XD
@justinmebes476
5 жыл бұрын
Emxblues rawr xd
@riku30005
5 жыл бұрын
So did Chad after that.
@yagomizuma2275
3 жыл бұрын
And the editing crew
@monster_madeline
2 жыл бұрын
rawr XD
@MarijnVideos
2 жыл бұрын
@@riku30005 XD
@ellagrace9326
Жыл бұрын
2:04-2:13 that newscaster had no mercy
@___i1___i
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@rebel.11
Жыл бұрын
he deserves it
@vinayramachandran4992
2 ай бұрын
😂
@UncleRicoOSU
Ай бұрын
I’ll never understand why they stopped doing these skits. They were always hysterical and the acting was always great.
@imagination43
9 күн бұрын
They didn't they just went on to be called CNN, FOX, BBC
@EchoChaser96
10 жыл бұрын
He wished away the legal team... Lmao
@trippysnow3791
5 жыл бұрын
800th like
@elithelgiver2397
5 жыл бұрын
courtney wedderburn. That killed me😂💀
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@zikosiss
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you.
@richardjohnson3599
3 жыл бұрын
Before you ask, yes. It's happening to everyone.
@lazyhomebody1356
3 жыл бұрын
Is your- oh, sorry
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@palasta
3 жыл бұрын
What's happening to everyone? What are you talking about?
@JoseCastro-sx3wt
3 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s true can confirm
@simcity4111
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: kzitem.info/news/bejne/xYetmqtvkJmJloY probably it’s just a bot lol
@kevinmartin1679
Жыл бұрын
Iv seen this channel 100 times and yet yall still manage to fool me, you guys are absolutely awesome, great job!!!
@matthewwood690
2 жыл бұрын
Today I got to experience my friend watch a video from this channel for the first time. It was so great witnessing the struggle of “This sounds too good to be true, but also looks super legit”. I didn’t even explain it to him, I just let him figure it out himself, and it was a phenomenal experience
@Rahnsreality
Жыл бұрын
I swear that's my go to!!!....love doing that to people
@3incher982
5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is the video is glitching
@kexin5768
5 жыл бұрын
3 incher yeah its happening to me too
@funkypants5023
5 жыл бұрын
@@kexin5768 do you remember watching this video
@kexin5768
5 жыл бұрын
David yeah i do remember watching this
@laycebug3260
5 жыл бұрын
David I watched this a few years ago and it was not glitching. What happened?
@MarkSir
4 жыл бұрын
since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzitem.info/news/bejne/pKR5xaWIhn5iqWU
@Tapport
9 жыл бұрын
Who gave Darth Vader a blue light saber?
@Tapport
9 жыл бұрын
Justy Whos defending a continuity error lol
@SeraphimRoad
9 жыл бұрын
tapport Chad did. He wished it...
@Tapport
9 жыл бұрын
SeraphimRoad Well Chad is killing me.
@aple8307
6 жыл бұрын
He took Obi Wan's
@Silverwind87
6 жыл бұрын
Execute order 66. And by order 66, I mean Chad. The kid, not the country.
@Alice.59
Жыл бұрын
I still don't understand why the kids don't make the wish to stay alive..
@notvalk5475
Жыл бұрын
I was a make a wish kid when I was 4 and I wished for me to be in Disney World. I had brain cancer and chemotherapy and stayed in hospital for 2 months before being done with it.
@versamax6307
Жыл бұрын
@@notvalk5475 skill issue, should have wished for an F-14 tomcat
@notvalk5475
Жыл бұрын
@@versamax6307 yea I should have
@athirdprostitute2912
Жыл бұрын
I am just so shocked by this, imagine abusing a system there to help you, it makes me so angry to see people like him take advantage of a family friendly company trying to help sick kids
@stardumb3220
Жыл бұрын
@F. S. damn I wonder if "the third prostitute" is being serious or not
@sgrp2706
Жыл бұрын
@F. S. Nah they must be playing along
@raehik
Жыл бұрын
@F. S. Wrong. Chad is still exerting control over the Make-a-Wish foundation to this day. Once he realized he could wish people he didn't like to be "sent away forever" (we all know what he means by that), he became unstoppable. No more coverage because every journalist that gets within a couple miles of him disappears. Hard to believe but true
@syntheticant8172
Жыл бұрын
@F. S. You're the one doing that. look at their name for God's sake, they know.
@hastyhillfarmand4x480
6 ай бұрын
It really is disgusting.
@jaykerouac2
9 жыл бұрын
Make-a-Wish President: "We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies." Woman host: "Well then, we can only hope that's coming soon." _hahahaha_
@bleumann9774
9 жыл бұрын
Starla Anne I agree, this is outrageous. They should stop catering to him and just throw him out of the hospital....then see how the little turd likes it.
@justinebeaver1419
9 жыл бұрын
***** 'Scuse me, but I don't think that the boy is being "catered" to......he's probably eating the hospital food. (Unless he wished for a caterer to bring him his meals from outside the hospital.)
@recalcitrist1
9 жыл бұрын
Alex Korova LOLOLOLOOL
@justinebeaver1419
9 жыл бұрын
*****
@recalcitrist1
9 жыл бұрын
***** Totally agree! There's never an unhinged homicidal nurse around when you need one.
@MyPetVirus
13 жыл бұрын
As a kid I met my favorite band through Make A Wish and lived to tell the tale. This is hilarious, kudos to the Onion. It's been 20 years since my Wish, and all my friends since have asked me why I didn't wish for more wishes. (And yes, I know it's satire!)
@jayden-lt7hm
2 жыл бұрын
what was your favourite band?
@addyred1861
2 жыл бұрын
Happy for u brother
@double6530
2 жыл бұрын
It's been 31 years now
@snorman1911
2 жыл бұрын
@@double6530 and we still don't know his favorite band :(
@hdhshdhs5503
2 жыл бұрын
Your name is in the dexter series Shawn Decker, who have you murdered?!
@zacmayes2802
2 жыл бұрын
Even 14 years ago The Onion was still the best news source.
@shanethrelfall416
3 ай бұрын
You have only one wish Ok… I wish I weren’t dying
@aniquinstark4347
3 жыл бұрын
The glitched video is honestly fascinating. Goes to show how much youtubes back end has changed in 13 years.
@sws212
2 жыл бұрын
Also, the Onion's inability to fix it and its overall downfall that they don't even have the resources to back up and reupload an old video despite it being an issue for at least a few years.
@jaffacalling53
2 жыл бұрын
@@sws212 they fixed a few other videos that were broken though
@DJSamsonofficial
2 жыл бұрын
Wheres the glitching tho? I don't see it
@crispnhollow7300
2 жыл бұрын
@@DJSamsonofficial I've watched the video twice, and this time the corrupted footage isn't there.
@GGsquared
2 жыл бұрын
@@DJSamsonofficial They must’ve fixed it, I remember the video being glitchy
@welcometoflavourtown3106
7 жыл бұрын
"We continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes, until the day he dies." "Well then, we can only hope that is coming soon." LMAO.
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@FadzaiSimango
3 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!
@unmeinks5907
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 THATS EXACTLY WHAT A BOT WOULD SAY
@animesimp8494
2 жыл бұрын
Dang
@dackjaniels4203
2 жыл бұрын
This is so old but still so good, I miss this type of comedy
@user-fq2gp3ne9f
Жыл бұрын
Every time I see a segment start with this guy I know it’s a good one
@Nobinobita007
5 жыл бұрын
Oooh a broken video in KZitem this is my 1st time 😮
@MarkSir
4 жыл бұрын
since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzitem.info/news/bejne/pKR5xaWIhn5iqWU
@tryagaintmrw
4 жыл бұрын
@@MarkSir thanks
@ChrisSchaff
4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzitem.info/news/bejne/w25suYeijHxyooI
@iamarchibald
3 жыл бұрын
@@MarkSir and now it's private. Starting to think the kid is wishing the video away
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@Militiaa
6 жыл бұрын
"Chad" At least we know why he is so alpha
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@ConnorUbetcha
Жыл бұрын
“And we can only hope that day is soon”
@decafmocha211
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving us news we can tolerate
@romanfox5368
7 жыл бұрын
These Onion news segments and these two actors/comedians are absolutely amazing.
@RetroMute
7 жыл бұрын
Good evening Mr. Obvious. Must feel pretty special as no one else in the world knows what The Onion is.
@romanfox5368
7 жыл бұрын
RetroMute it does! It feels amazing!
@ProdYoutube
3 жыл бұрын
@@romanfox5368 its ok I didnt know who they were
@ToastGreeting
2 жыл бұрын
No offense, but they're called news anchors (or something). Not actors/comedians. Leave your politic out of this bro!!
This is so funny on so many levels. Why is The Onion so much better than any mainstream TV or film entertainment?
@Ixtalkqual
Жыл бұрын
it's 2023 and I still enjoy seeing them at home.
@PunkyPrincessPop
9 жыл бұрын
They need to get another ill kid to wish that this boys wishes would stop. It's the only way!
@justinebeaver1419
9 жыл бұрын
***** Wow, that's a good point. I never thought of that. What if it threw off the space-time continuum for the whole galaxy and even beyond. We could literally have a universal catastrophe. That's messed up!! I didn't have a headache until I started thinking about this.
@justinebeaver1419
9 жыл бұрын
***** Unplugging the life support permanently is a little drastic. They should unplug it for just enough time to give the kid a some serious wacks with a belt.... or if that doesn't work, tie him to a whipping post and thrash the shit out of him (*_~)
@PColumbus73
9 жыл бұрын
***** It will spiral into a Spiderman VS Hulk Hogan VS Godzilla VS The New York Yankees! It would be a war of wishes!
@NYCentralSpotter1070
9 жыл бұрын
Starla Anne I think he should have made a wish for the leukemia to vanish overnight.
@justinebeaver1419
9 жыл бұрын
***** It's understandable that he didn't think of wishing for his leukemia to disappear. The selfish little turd was probably thinking too much about all the other stuff he wanted and all the people he wants to hurt.
@snlbitchluva
8 жыл бұрын
I really thought it was real until the part where they called Johnny Damon a slugger
@lazyhomebody1356
3 жыл бұрын
Those of us who were there in '04 will always love all forty of them
@vin_fm2354
2 жыл бұрын
And that the kid is from boston
@user-dd6ng1wn1b
9 ай бұрын
And we can only hope that comes soon.
@coolaa7
11 ай бұрын
You could never get away with this today, such a creative, comedic twist😅
@egacide
8 жыл бұрын
The Onion, omfg they got me finally.
@boredadventures918
5 жыл бұрын
ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I knnnoooow I didn’t pay attention to who uploaded it I thought it was real fuck
@ItsKgan
5 жыл бұрын
ǝqnʇnoʎ ɹW I was pretty sure it was fake, and I knew after the news anchor wished the kid would die soon.
@HandledToaster2
5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, I can't belive I fell for it
@crowthewicked8344
5 жыл бұрын
AppleToaster don't worry, you're not the only one...
@gargantuanblunt7702
5 жыл бұрын
If you don't look at who uploaded it you'll most likely think it's real until like halfway into the video because they make it a bit obvious on purpose.
@monicaluna5207
9 жыл бұрын
"we can only hope that comes soon".... This woman!
@lennypayne4241
Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Chad Carter. (2001-2020) Gone too late.
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues
9 жыл бұрын
I heard that Chad hasn't even wished away his cancer.
@ASweetShortCake
2 жыл бұрын
“He can make a wish until the day he dies.” “Well let’s hope that’s soon” 10/10 delivery, Oh my gosh 😂
@zachrorke9046
2 жыл бұрын
Kids with cancer are the most selfish people I know!
@fluffyspark798
2 жыл бұрын
This was amazing when I last saw it and it still is today
@VoltanIgor
9 жыл бұрын
It is actually quite easy. All you have to do to bring a 20+ level mage compared to the kid and he or she can unwish the wish. Of course-and this is possible- if there is no such mage in the area, like, for instance they are out there in a war for a ring or another valuable artifact, well in that case they are in deep shit. I would recommend in this case a player character of any level, who has a chance of rolling a 20 on a 20 die. All this applies for ADnD second edition of course. Otherwise, we are pretty much fXXed.
@derekw6765
8 жыл бұрын
Upvote for d and d
@4f52
5 жыл бұрын
Nerd
@adansmith5299
5 жыл бұрын
547265626f72 Quite original comment there.
@SL-gz9gq
5 жыл бұрын
VoltanIgor Sorcerers have wish, not mages, if so remember correctly
@greenthizzle4
5 жыл бұрын
547265626f72 video games are gay, I'm one of the few my age who dont even play them. Most people under 30 play video games now it seems.
@mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294
3 жыл бұрын
If this video is deleted, you know who wished for it.
@paperplate09
Жыл бұрын
SHE REALLY SAID WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT DAY IS SOON
@CountShaman
2 жыл бұрын
I love that he still kept his leukemia. He would rather die getting everything he ever wanted than live long enough to lose it all.
@hhds113
9 жыл бұрын
"He wished away our legal team" LMAO!!! I wish he wished away our corrupted government.
@iaadotlk1
8 жыл бұрын
+hhds113 that would have been even better...LOL
@rushthezeppelin
8 жыл бұрын
+hhds113 This >
@asandwhichandabagofchips931
6 жыл бұрын
Do you live in Mexico?
@asandwhichandabagofchips931
6 жыл бұрын
Heidenriech gee somebody doesn't get what I'm saying
@atalentlessidiot7872
6 жыл бұрын
Heidenriech I ran over somebody's cat.
@youzettasonsofdigits1639
7 жыл бұрын
wonder where the legal team went after being wished away. The pits of hell maybe?
@atalentlessidiot7872
6 жыл бұрын
YouZettaSonsOfDigits Nah. They went to the place where everything is gone from existence.
@tunnelsnake420
6 жыл бұрын
He sent them to the shadow realm
@JellyDeeDonutGaming
5 жыл бұрын
They jus didnt feel so good i guess
@ARockyRock
6 ай бұрын
why didnt he wish to not have leukemia?
@TheLobsterCopter5000
5 ай бұрын
My guess is it's because then Make-A-Wish wouldn't be obligated to grant his wishes anymore. He's deliberately staying sick with intensive care so he can make as many wishes as possible.
@permberd4185
Жыл бұрын
I have never simultaneously felt so bad yet so angry at one person than this kid. Like, he's wishing for so many unreasonable things that are just so ridiculous and expensive yet...it almost feels like this is the one chance in the world for someone to experience a life like this and it's going to a dying child and...I almost think he might deserve it. Maybe not deserve to take advantage of such a system but, to have the experience that every child dreams of....it's almost beautiful to see what this child has.
@famlrnamemssng
Жыл бұрын
Its fake
@permberd4185
Жыл бұрын
@@famlrnamemssng I know, I'm allowed to feel feelings for fictional concepts
@versamax6307
Жыл бұрын
@@famlrnamemssng source?
@eneco3965
Жыл бұрын
@@versamax6307 He made it the fuck up
@jakepaulslittlebrother125
5 жыл бұрын
Owner: "The worst case is that we grant chad his wishes until the day he dies" Reporter: *"And we can only hope that day is soon".* Holy shit 😂😂
@da360tornado
14 жыл бұрын
it really gets me mad how such a nice, genuine foundation that is just in the search for children's happiness can get taken advantage of by such a selfish "person". i'm not going to call him a child because what he is doing is a adult type of evil.
@NoName-de1fn
2 жыл бұрын
Worse than voldemort
@Breedo
2 жыл бұрын
I actually suspect this child may have overcome his illness and grown up into bane the Batman villain. It'd explain his breathing apparatus, it's another thing he asked the make a wish foundation to create for him!
@junoperberry
2 жыл бұрын
i can't tell if this is a joke or not
@Sarackosmo
2 жыл бұрын
Please... Be joking... Please be...
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sarackosmo imagine being unable to detect sarcasm LMAO
@Nullicity
11 ай бұрын
“id just wish for more wishes” this kid has actually done it
@billybob-is6bt
9 ай бұрын
I watched this years ago and thought it was real. Well played onion!
@illadin12
11 жыл бұрын
Make a wish foundation is truely and honorable bunch, my grandma was dying of cancer and they brought her whole family from vietnam over to canada for over 6 months ... they are truely amazing... she was a good person and i'm forever in their dept for doing this.
@Rikushix
13 жыл бұрын
This is easily one of the best Onion reports ever, bar none. Never get tired of this.
@finleyrosebud5791
7 ай бұрын
The tagline at the end: Quick Spread of Boy's Leukemia 'Best Case Scenario'
@marp_625
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know whether to feel bad for him anymore or not.
@jaizizkool
10 жыл бұрын
I always love the comments on the Onion videos, people thinking its real lol.
@HOSWELL444
5 жыл бұрын
albertjace can’t find them comments
@denverscott2173
5 жыл бұрын
I love all the comments talking about people in the comments on onion videos thinking it's real, when I have yet to find one of these illusive comments..
@efrentorresjunior8954
5 жыл бұрын
Denver Scott It’s easy. Go under the comments that have the “we can only wish that day comes sooner” line and under it are idiots that think this is real and that the lady is being serious.
@denverscott2173
5 жыл бұрын
Eren Junior ok, I'll check it out thanks.
@reedc7817
5 жыл бұрын
Denver Scott I was one of those comments until I did research😂
@justin8439
2 жыл бұрын
for whoever is here right now. this video broken for you?
@leventyildirim2002
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. KZitem's been doing this for a while.
@manwhatdoiputhere
2 жыл бұрын
It's the kid trying to erase any proof of his crimes
@ltcrescent4011
11 ай бұрын
'until the day he dies - well we can only hope that's soon'
@tunakann7629
5 жыл бұрын
*adjusts the antennas on my phone*
@ChrisSchaff
4 жыл бұрын
I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzitem.info/news/bejne/w25suYeijHxyooI
@scottowens398
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisSchaff If this is a rickroll...
@ChrisSchaff
3 жыл бұрын
@@scottowens398 I figured most people would think that lol.
@theuraniumgamernotactivean1646
2 жыл бұрын
@@scottowens398 it is not
@ivpt
4 жыл бұрын
The video actually looks normal in the loading bar.
@kev3d
2 жыл бұрын
I love Tracy's hostile indignation.
@paulbrasier372
8 ай бұрын
Wow, if there is a pushing the limit, then this is it.
@waitithoughtihadtousemyrea5976
3 жыл бұрын
He wished away the video quality.
@kohenwilliams5585
3 жыл бұрын
Had to check the comments to reassure myself that my phone wasn't broken
@maztr_0n81
2 жыл бұрын
Chad absolutely lives up to his name.
@alexshank1414
8 ай бұрын
2:13 Bulletin reads “Quick Spread of Boy’s Leukemia ‘Best Case Scenario’” Brutal 😂
@b.e.e.l.i
2 жыл бұрын
for some reason the delivery of “fire trucks, dump trucks, regular trucks. The kid doesn’t even DRIVE” just gets me
@Judexxxxxjjjjj
7 жыл бұрын
Well we can only hope that's coming soon HAHAHAHA
@stephenking5852
7 жыл бұрын
That's dark
@seededsoul
5 жыл бұрын
stop trying to make "hope" happen, Karen!
@montestu5502
Жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the best episodes!
@theonlyrosy
9 ай бұрын
a true Chad. Incredible young man.
@SCWood
6 жыл бұрын
The virgin Wish maker vs the chad Chad Carter
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@carteradams43
2 жыл бұрын
I am indeed a chad.
@simcity4111
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 it’s a lie, the true link is this one: kzitem.info/news/bejne/xYetmqtvkJmJloY probably it’s just a bot lol
@armadillolover99
2 жыл бұрын
@@simcity4111 Can’t fool me, I have that link memorized
@NatetheGreat620
9 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think that this is real...
@GameCaffeine
9 жыл бұрын
I can't believe people think the comments are real
@patrickanderson7879
9 жыл бұрын
GameCaffeine I can't believe your name is game caffeine. Did your parents hate you?
@nervozaur
9 жыл бұрын
Dude Duderson 2/5.
@greenthizzle4
5 жыл бұрын
NatetheGreat620 dude you need to delete that shit, it's near the top where the people who think it's real can see it.
@efrentorresjunior8954
5 жыл бұрын
Jeffy Paul This was 3 years ago, likely that there was a change of comment rankings.
@murillomeira9337
2 жыл бұрын
Details like them playing with the decor is what shows the genius of The Onion writers.
@canadiensfan90
2 ай бұрын
He wished away our legal team that’s a big brain move
@college54114
3 жыл бұрын
I love how clear the camera quality was in classic Onion
@reganbrannigan3006
3 жыл бұрын
Such a shame the video is broken, this was one of my favourite Onion clips
@dogsdreamtoo8427
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/sImP2oyQo3iTapg you all can watch the video unglitched here! I swear to god I'm not a bot.
@Gareth1892000
2 жыл бұрын
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 Thank you!
@proloycodes
2 жыл бұрын
its fixed now
@paulforester6996
8 ай бұрын
Right before his death, he wished himself to live! Clever kid.
@Itsgyro
8 ай бұрын
How did they master the news anchor voicee sooo wellll 😭
@RoseTechServices
5 жыл бұрын
Is this video messed up for anyone else? Audio is OK though...
@programmaticallysun7musgov999
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's corrupted for me
@roachdoggjr722
4 жыл бұрын
ProgrammaticallySun7 MUSGOV it's as corrupted as this kid
@MarkSir
4 жыл бұрын
since the video was wishes away, here is the backup: kzitem.info/news/bejne/pKR5xaWIhn5iqWU
@ChrisSchaff
4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys I found the original and reuploaded a non-glitchy version! kzitem.info/news/bejne/w25suYeijHxyooI
@TCt83067695
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisSchaff bless you my child
@JonPoncho
10 жыл бұрын
2:03 "...The worst case is that we continue to grant Chad, day after day, his unlimited wishes from now until the day he dies" "Well and we can only hope that that's coming soon."
@lad7436
5 жыл бұрын
JonPoncho Holy shit.
@alejandro-jm2lt
5 жыл бұрын
I actually read this as they said it holy shit💀
@hilo63
5 жыл бұрын
alejandro riiighhttt😂😂😂
@robertpittman2200
5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck i read that as they said it and the comments bellow 😂😂
@Yo.Hannes
Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever stumbled on.
@pokeopolis
2 жыл бұрын
Absolute W. What a legend ❤️
@drewg7441
6 жыл бұрын
"Well, we had gotten a pro bono legal team, and of course Chad found out about it, and guess what, he wished away our legal team." xD
@massivecowbreakout7555
3 жыл бұрын
Oh crap is my phone broken?
@SR-it4ky
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what happened to the Video
@pvshka
3 жыл бұрын
The kid wished for the video evidence to be destroyed.
@TheNoticer83
2 ай бұрын
I still don't understand why The Onion stopped making videos like these.
@rageagaintstheNWO
2 ай бұрын
Different times, people's sense of humor changed. Imagine the backlash caused today by skits like these.
@nathanjm000
Ай бұрын
@@rageagaintstheNWOa Bostonian liking Damon is less offensive now
@MakersMatrix
2 жыл бұрын
What a little jerk of a human being
@god2electricboogaloo200
3 жыл бұрын
The video isn't glitched, he's wishing away the Onion.
@JesseCaul
9 жыл бұрын
GUYS! STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IT IS FAKE. The point is to play along, the onion is more fun that way, and hell; if someone believes it: mission accomplished!
@monkeyboy8me
9 жыл бұрын
only a fucking idiot would think this is real
@razorooni4007
9 жыл бұрын
monkeyboy8me I used to think this was real, about 5 years ago (Never herard of The Onion before) but then I realised about 5 minutes into the movie that it was bullshit lololol
@fordalels
5 жыл бұрын
It’s fake?
@greenthizzle4
5 жыл бұрын
Fordalels Fordalels no, it's more accredited then CNN
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