Update: I'm stupid and should have fact checked the helium thing. It is in fact NOT flammable. I'm just a buffoon 😂 I guess we'll never know why the balloon exploded lol
@BlackCover95
6 ай бұрын
Oh, the humanity!
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I know 🫠 I've proven myself to be but a lowly human who doesn't know everything 😭😂
@drsalka
6 ай бұрын
I totally believed you - another buffoon :)))
@Laz3rCat95
6 ай бұрын
Still it's probably not a good idea to explode a balloon with fire in your house, regardless of whether the gas inside is flammable.
@sarah_757
6 ай бұрын
I poked at the internet because my engineer brain needed to know, and the fireball was likely from a colored powder in the balloon. Powder can be hella explosive when floating in air like that. As we see. 😂 I think the Mythbusters did some demonstrations of powder's flammability.
@Childfree334
6 ай бұрын
To the woman in the first comment: Sorry lady, what else can we do but look at miserable parents all around as the main reason for not wanting to procreate? I don't want YOUR life. I don't want to struggle financially, I don't want to do a bunch of emotional labor that exhausts me, and I don't want to worry all the time. Not to mention I don't want to shorten my life span by losing a bunch of sleep. Your mouths say "it's so worth it" but your actions are proving you want to trade places with me.
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
THIS THIS THIS 😂. It's not our fault we have the ability to observe and make decisions based off those observations 🤭
@gallagherwitt
6 ай бұрын
"With kids you take the best NAPS!!" Uh-huh. That explains why parents are FOREVER telling my chronic insomniac self that I can't POSSIBLY be tired or even know what tired is because I don't have kids. The math ain't mathin'.
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
The math rarely maths 😂
@gallagherwitt
6 ай бұрын
@@ChildfreeKimberlyI'm literally writing a memoir right now about being childfree, and I think I need to add a whole chapter about math that don't math....
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
That could be a good title name!
@christins.1481
6 ай бұрын
My friend who has a kid says you're doing everything else besides naps when you have kids. Her main thing is laundry, her clean laundry that has to be folded will be scattered all over the house. She's big on folsing clothes while her son is sleeping as it's about the only time to get the laundry folded.
@christins.1481
6 ай бұрын
@@gallagherwittI'd like to buy the book. Would you like to exchange emails? Discord?
@emmasmith2136
6 ай бұрын
"The best naps" yeah because they're so few and far between that they'll seem like a luxury! I need to watch more of that comedian.
@welliminitnowso
6 ай бұрын
😂right I just woke up and as soon as I’m done with breakfast ima take a nap 😂
@new.alternative.productiones
6 ай бұрын
Or... the only thing there is left of sleep is naps, because kids don't let you effin sleep. 🤣
@spring7643
6 ай бұрын
A tiny bit of caffeine keeps me awake longer than normal. It's a relief to finally crash from exhaustion. I wouldn't call it "better sleep" though. Adults only need naps during the daytime when their sleep during the nighttime was poor quality...
@emmasmith2136
6 ай бұрын
@@spring7643that’s true, which is why I love it! My sleep schedule is already screwed and I don’t need kids to make it worse 😅
@annadawson5325
4 күн бұрын
If the mother has lots of great naps, is she part cat? Or does the nanny do all the work?
@recordhyyh
6 ай бұрын
"Your life is my nightmare" is my new favorite phrase
@gardnerhill9073
6 ай бұрын
When I was in my 20s I literally had a nightmare about being married and having kids.
@Childfree334
6 ай бұрын
I have a funny feeling that the reversal of Roe v Wade is not going to yield the results the Conservatives are hoping for. IJS
@christins.1481
6 ай бұрын
Alabama is already pushing for child support during pregnancy and many guys - I'm not here to man bash - guys cause not all of you are low lifes - are upset about it. These guys were saying how a woman shouldn't abort her baby and then was also crying about how they had to pay child support. Those men are pro-life, this is what they wanted, now they are being forced to reap what they sow and they say it's not fair. It's perfectly fine to force the mother to carry, but the moment men are thrown into the picture that they too have to be responsible for the life they helped create and here comes the crocodile tears and not wanting the Bill to pass. I am laughing my butt off about this. I tell people I'm pro-choice and that we kept things at a level playing field so to speak, but pro-life didn't want that. For many of them, their true self came to light. It was never about the welfare of the baby but their personal virtue. Ironic because they all say they're Christians but are hypocrites when their mistresses come back to haunt them now. LOL Again, men, this isn't about every single man. Many of us gals know a lot of you guys are responsible men and take up for your actions. This about the other guys who make y'all look bad.
@bougiepeaches5497
6 ай бұрын
Yep, it's going to backfire on them HEAVILY.
@vidhead85
6 ай бұрын
I was speaking about this the other day and saod "When Conservs had Roe it was easy to win elections on it because they had something to rail against. With it gone, it's harder now because it wasn't just going to go away like they thought it would
@coya8coy175
6 ай бұрын
I would rather be celibate the rest of my life than become pregnant.
@Childfree334
6 ай бұрын
@coya8coy175 That's what various toys and batteries were invented for.😁
@BlackCover95
6 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t having a kid keep you from napping? They’ll wake you up because they got needs.
@darcy5761
6 ай бұрын
Yeah newborns sleep 20 hours a day. Don't forget,they grow up and your naps will be a distant memory!
@blackcat8104
6 ай бұрын
Working retail is the greatest free birth control. The amount of screeching tantrums that occur, the tired mother just totally ignoring it happening with a miserable look on her face. There was a 12 year old... _TWELVE_ who was screaming bloody-murder (literally sounded like she was being attacked) because her dad told her "no, you can't have that toy". I hate people who are like that about pets, people talk hatefully about people who treat their pets like their kids "they aren't your kids! You didn't give birth to them!" Really? So you would tell that couple who just adopted a child that it isn't their kid because the mother didn't birth the child? And the attitude toward using baby voice for animals and "talking as your pet"? Ridiculous. It's harmless fun that parents do _all_ the time with their children, but because it's an animal, it's suddenly weird and unacceptable?
@christins.1481
6 ай бұрын
That's what I think about talking animal noises to kids. I remember when I was 1 & 2, my parents were smart and didn't do that nonsense. I see parents doing it and I'm rilling my eyes because that sponge isn't soaking up anything knowledgeable. It's pointless. With animals it gets their attention and is funny seeing their reaction. But they're animals, not people. It's BAD when people get jealous over a frigging animal.
@welliminitnowso
6 ай бұрын
Right they are miserable 😂
@spring7643
6 ай бұрын
Ignore the stupids
@silververnallbells191
6 ай бұрын
@@christins.1481 You'd be surprised how many words animals can learn.
@cyriellev7569
6 ай бұрын
Working in service (café), makes me scream my lungs out that if parents cannot parent their kids, they should NOT be parents, and take it in the ass or swallow ! I'm sure my customers sitting thought I was a nutter screaming swwwwaaalloow your kids while cleaning their mess.
@JR-lw3ms
6 ай бұрын
Chair earrings are the homage to the Montgomery dock brawl!
@evergreenforestwitch
6 ай бұрын
I was thinking this too!
@romalettuce
6 ай бұрын
Same😂😂
@gardnerhill9073
6 ай бұрын
Remember remember the Fifth of August!
@BabaMalu
6 ай бұрын
When I am questioned about my decision to go childfree with the words "Well, if everyone thought like you, the human race would go extinct", my reply is always a short and serious "Good."
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
The earth would sigh with relief, I'm sure 🤷♀️
@BlackCover95
6 ай бұрын
My reply would be, “But they don’t, do they?”
@KateeAngel
6 ай бұрын
Why should people think "like everyone" or consider "what if everyone thought like me", because everyone can't think the same. I feel like some people are just very intolerant and think that everybody should have the same thoughts and lifestyle as them in every aspect of life
@ibuymyownroses
6 ай бұрын
“Save your species” is wild because one of the reasons I feel so comfy not having kids is because I know other women will keep reproducing! The species will be just fine without my uterus 😂
@daisy_elle_
6 ай бұрын
exactly. my religious classmate has 2 kids (we're 22), so I think others will take care of it for me
@SailorOrbiter
6 ай бұрын
I feel the exact same way. There are literally BILLIONS of us. We're good on population.
@snakewarlock5291
6 ай бұрын
Why should we care about the species tho? What positive things did humans do for the planet that is os os unique in this universe where vast majority of planets have no life on it?
@darcy5761
5 ай бұрын
When people scream about humans going extinct they're upset about not enough white babies being born.
@briana14333
5 ай бұрын
I agree
@pokemonfreak6669
6 ай бұрын
I'm selfish as hell. I would rather humanity die out than have a child. I don't want a child, and I don't wanna go through childbirth. Also, that poop story made me physically ill.
@reizak8966
6 ай бұрын
I view having kids the same way I would to becoming a foreman (supervisor) at my job. So many of the guys have asked me to do it or asked me why I'm not taking supervisor jobs. I tell them that the hours are longer, the pay is salary so no OT for those longer hours (I can make the same pay if I just work a few hours of OT a week), they're on call all the time so they never get any time to themselves, their healthcare costs more, and no matter what, they are chewed out for things that are outside their control and can't seem to ever make a universally correct decision. As a final cherry on top of this parfait, I ask them to name a single foreman that is happy. They can't do it. They're all freaking miserable. So, whether it comes down to becoming a supervisor or having kids, I am the anti-spiderman. With no power, comes no responsibility. 🤗
@MaryanaMaskar
6 ай бұрын
Anti-spiderman, I love it!! I think I'm gonna quote this shit, "with no power comes no responsibility" 😂
@misspriss2482
6 ай бұрын
This right here is why I have no desire to climb the corporate ladder. I was on that track years ago and it nearly killed me. I was making more money, but I worked nights, holidays, and weekends. I was so stressed I barely slept. My current job is less pay, but I have a life. No thanks to levelling up.
@DoriZuza
4 күн бұрын
Love this 😊
@cidercik
6 ай бұрын
Our cats not only talk, we know which way they would vote.
@courtneytennant6675
6 ай бұрын
I love that other people here are as weird as my husband and me. ❤ Our dog’s backstory is that she is a Bulgarian Secret Service agent whose mission is to exterminate us. My husband and I were her “mission marks.” But every day she falls a little more in love with us and decides to prolong our ultimate demise. (In reality, she is a huge loving suck-up) She even has a Bulgarian accent. 😅
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I LOVE THAT SO MUCH OMG 🥹😂
@wallhagens2001
11 күн бұрын
I want to be friends with you all! 😂
@ladyalesiel4209
6 ай бұрын
“And all the crowd’s hands raised up, because I was In Indiana.” I live there and she’s 100% right. I feel like a cryptid not having kids yet at 31.
@bougiepeaches5497
6 ай бұрын
"With kids, you have the best nap" NOT!
@BlackCover95
6 ай бұрын
The prospect of extinction due to underpopulation is probably the only thing that’d convince me to have kids. We have 8 billion people.
@celinereyes1185
6 ай бұрын
that’s a B folks , not an M or T. BILLION PPL and we can’t even house all of them :)
@Laz3rCat95
6 ай бұрын
Not even then. Humanity can just go extinct, for all I care.
@abbeyjane5014
6 ай бұрын
We are hardly going extinct with over 8 billion people
@prnst4r
6 ай бұрын
Even if the human race was going instinct, I still wouldn't have a child. That just sounds like a guilt trip lmfao. 💀💀
@celestejacobs7386
6 ай бұрын
Why would the human race going extinct be a bad thing?
@vampirethebuffetslayer9866
6 ай бұрын
Fun fact, helium isn't flammable, but balloons sure are. They set fire to the balloon, and the escaping gas yeeted the flaming balloon chunks everywhere. Still more fun than the usual gender reveal party 😂
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
Yall get cf entertainment, I get chemistry lessons. Because I clearly need them 😂
@spaceparrot8702
6 ай бұрын
@@ChildfreeKimberly Don't worry, it was just a name mixup. The highly flammable gas starting with h is hydrogen. Perfectly normal to mix the 2 up if you don't have a background in science and happens very often. It's very interesting though. Diatomic hydrogen aka hydrogen gas (H2) combines easily with oxygen gas (O2). the equation: 2H2 + O2 = 2H2O + Energy A lot of energy is released in this process and oxygen feeds flames, so it results in an explosion. Basically, you can make water by burning hydrogen gas. Who knew... Water can come from fire.
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
@spaceparrot8702 🤯 that's so cool!
@haute03
15 күн бұрын
The Julie Nolke one really hits because she's a mom! I love when mothers keep it real. So good.
@brownsongbird
6 ай бұрын
Also, I love the second to last video 😂. So accurate, had this kinda conversation with my dad and aunt. I was like, even if I was one of the LAST people on Earth who could have kids and needed to in order to preserve the species... I wouldn't. We've been here long enough and have done more than enough. If it's over then...its AH over 😂
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I feel the same way! 😂
@user-blob
6 ай бұрын
Completely agree 😊
@MaryanaMaskar
6 ай бұрын
Guys, don't watch video 3 if you're eating or just ate. Seriously, DON'T.
@celestejacobs7386
6 ай бұрын
Yeah I was actually eating, unfortunately lol. Had to stop.
@popples9644
6 ай бұрын
The dog "talking" had me laughing because I talk for my pets all the time too! 😂
@jenniferrollin5777
6 ай бұрын
And I bet that parents make their infants and babies "talk" too.
@prnst4r
6 ай бұрын
I do that with my stuffed animals!! 🤣
@Tictac_Tactic
6 ай бұрын
We do it for our cats, too!! 😹😹
@AeriaGl0ris
6 ай бұрын
"Congrats it's a firebender" had me (quietly) wheezing. The skit from Julie Nolke was great! And the comedy bit about naps - come on, even the most devoted parents will admit that naps become nonexistent until the kids are big enough to get themselves to bed. If you're lucky, sometimes you don't get even that!
@easiersaidwithmeg
6 ай бұрын
I like to say “no kids for me thanks” with the video lol
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I do it too when I edit 😂
@jennyperpa5302
6 ай бұрын
I feel so bad for the doo doo hands lady.
@R0291-l1l
6 ай бұрын
I hope the chair earrings are a reference to the Montgomery Brawl
@daisy_elle_
6 ай бұрын
the truth is that many parents can't even afford to go to comedy shows cause all their money are wasted of grotch goblins
@GoziTV
5 ай бұрын
Kim you’re hilarious & your pixie cut is 🔥😍
@crazy4catsRL
6 ай бұрын
This came at a good time. Been a rough night for me and last night exposed to a traditionalist “clinician’s” lecture, who thinks 90% of women who don’t have kids regret it. Felt like a cult leader. Everyone was eating it up and I’m sitting there thinking “ why did my friend think I’d like this doofus!?”
@MaryanaMaskar
6 ай бұрын
UGH! I know these things can leave a nasty aftertaste that lingers for a while. Hope you're OK.
@crazy4catsRL
6 ай бұрын
@@MaryanaMaskar aww thanks! I’m ok. My husband and I laughed and made fun of the doofus the next day. It’s crazy cause that lecturer is getting super popular!
@iononcantomascrivo
6 ай бұрын
@9:44 This lady is so talented. I had to literally pause doing laundry and pay attention to this. I'm laughing so hard. How the skit goes from desperation to the future character just finally giving in, realizing that kids are so not worth it especially in this economy
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
Yes! So talented and funny!
@Orangeisgreat383
6 ай бұрын
You are one of the few channels where I watch every video.
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
You're awesome! Thank you so much 😊🖤
@mindajane
6 ай бұрын
I helped my sister when my oldest two nephews were born, no one was napping(Not even the babies..). I then stayed with her and those two boys(she now has 3) when they were 4 and 2. Sleep is not something I've ever been great at but having two small children around made that a thousand times worse. I don't think I've ever slept less than I did during the 3.5 months I stayed with her. They also managed to give me one of the worst colds I've ever had during that time while they had the sniffles and never stopped going. My sister and I were half dead but a 4 year old and a 2 year old can't be left alone, no sleep then either. Best naps my ass! I love to talk for my dogs though, they have great personalities lol.
@ennuiblue4295
6 ай бұрын
I still hope you review the book "I'm OK, You're a Brat" one day 😆
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I'll get back to the nonfiction books eventually 😅
@ennuiblue4295
6 ай бұрын
@@ChildfreeKimberly I know, subs can be like bratty kids too lol
@WintermelonChan
Ай бұрын
1:40 I think that mom was saying kids are so exhausting you will learn to use the little time you have to take a nap.
@heyitsNsuku
6 ай бұрын
speaking of kids cleaning up 💩, when my bf was a baby, he decided to take off his 💩 diaper and paint his room with it! 🙃
@Alba-pc6bz
6 ай бұрын
Art!!! 🧑🎨🧑🎨🧑🎨😅😅
@heyitsNsuku
6 ай бұрын
@@Alba-pc6bz 😂😂
@vidhead85
6 ай бұрын
"I don't even know what colors were inside" Me neither "You don't look mad" The blast took my eyebrows
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I bet no one in that house escaped with their eyebrows intact LOL
@spring7643
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@caseyjude5472
6 ай бұрын
Our one cat sounds like Elmer Fudd. He “hunts” leaves & sticks.
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
That's adorable 😂
@KP71810
6 ай бұрын
No kids for me thaaaaanks
@ChildfreeMatto
6 ай бұрын
Good morning Kimberly, a wonderful childfree video after work. 😊 With myself settling up to a hot cup of tea as I listen to this video. Thank you for hilarity. 😅 Also, thank you for showing why being childfree is the best life for me. 😁
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
Do you work third or are you across the globe? Its only 845 am here so I'm having a hot cup of coffee lol Glad you enjoyed the video! 😊
@ChildfreeMatto
6 ай бұрын
@@ChildfreeKimberly Yes, I work the nightshift. My mum is British and I get my love of tea from her. Kimberly, enjoy your coffee. I loved the video. 🥰
@976toya
6 ай бұрын
I'm not a mother, but I helped raise my niblings so I can relate to the poopy fingernails thing lmao
@liamodonovan6610
6 ай бұрын
Always love you're video's kimberley childfree people have has much right to make their childfree decision withot being judged as parents do to have kid's interesting video
@marymclaughlin5034
6 ай бұрын
We don’t need reasons. We can self-determine without following other peoples’ life examples. I started to earn money as a baby-sitting at age 13 and knew then that I didn’t ever want kids. I’m just fine.
@ebbryant
6 ай бұрын
I have a kid but I like you! I dont disagree with anything here! You're fk'g hilarious!!
@queenofmyown
5 ай бұрын
Don’t know if anyone said this, but there is a reference to the folding chair. Some big fight on a dock down in Alabama. Love em
@AoKajii
6 ай бұрын
It improves your naps because you dont sleep anymore 🤔 Also, my mother is a nanny... she is constantly sick. Coughing like she is going to pass away in a second
@spring7643
6 ай бұрын
I feel bad for your mother, hopefully she gets a better job
@KiraKamiya
6 ай бұрын
Watching this video on my phone waiting to pick up prescriptions at CVS, and the "Congrats it's a firebender" almost made me laugh out oad.
@lilithmarleen
6 ай бұрын
FYI, Julie Nolke also did those viral videos of her future self explaining the progression of the pandemic to her past self every few months :P it was hilarious
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I gotta watch more of her stuff. She seems great 😂
@cassandrabeard5070
6 ай бұрын
I think this is probably my favourite video yet. Xx
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it 😊
@kittimcconnell2633
6 ай бұрын
The chair earrings! LOL have you seen the video of the river ship captain who got jumped by a family of boaters who wouldn't move their boat away from the shipping dock? THAT FIGHT is where the chair comes from!
@iononcantomascrivo
6 ай бұрын
Hair looks great, Kimberly!
@evergreenforestwitch
6 ай бұрын
I don't have lore for my cats, although I'm a little bummed that never occurred to me tbh, but we have full on conversations all day every day. They meow, I respond. And they have 5000 nicknames each because you gotta.
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
it's never to late to develop lore lol
@evergreenforestwitch
6 ай бұрын
@@ChildfreeKimberly true!!!
@quiet_shy
6 ай бұрын
Having 50000 nicknames for your pets is standard. Some of the nicknames for my cats are so silly but my husband and I know exactly who the other is referring to lol
@rachelanns6357
6 ай бұрын
The girl with the list one I AM DYING xD
@drsalka
6 ай бұрын
i came across that one on TT a couple of days ago and damn near threw up. yeah it's funny but also OH MY GAWD! 😩😫
@rachelanns6357
6 ай бұрын
@@drsalka I know right I'm so glad I wasn't eating 🤣
@drsalka
6 ай бұрын
@@rachelanns6357 same! 💀
@ShelbyPost
6 ай бұрын
No. YOU'RE the best birth control!!!!
@gloriabeatriz9530
6 ай бұрын
I'm 20 and just the thought of having a baby growing inside of me gives me nausea. I love quiet, calm spaces and I also love to pursue my hobbies and I also love to spend time with my husband. I keep thinking that having a baby some day would ruin all of that. I also don't like children, and hate to hear they screaming because I have a very sensitive hearing. You really helped me realize that I really dont want children, and its good too see that are another women like me, since everyone around me is very conservative and would never see in good lights a woman that dont want them. Every time I thought about being a mom, I felt sad and anxious, your body changing, having to breastfeed your baby (and feeling pain, I hate pain, super sensitive to pain), and then cooking for you children, having to drive them and take care of them all the time and rarely relax. I know Im young, but I also know that I want to continue to have peace in my cozy home with my lovely husband and my two cats. So he decided to have a vasectomy (he also dont like kids btw), and I feel super happy with my future. It seems to me that society dont want to see women chasing their own happiness and not giving their entire life and dreams for kids even when they dont want them.
@alrakina_somarino
6 ай бұрын
I gave my dogs voices and accents based on the breed and where they came from. I have a chihuahua poodle so she speaks Spanish in a French accent... a corgi German Shepard that speaks English in a british/ German voice. We had a chihuahua that only responded to commands in English so she was the Mexican lady that never learned Spanish and was snooty about it. The Yorkie had an English accent in English. The pug that was found in Mexico spoke Spanish lol etc... 😆😆😆😆
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
the joy this gave me 😂😂😂
@thathorrorlass
5 ай бұрын
Sorry Kimberly, I have to say - I absolutely love your content (happily child free and now no uterus, so woohoo!!), but I could absolutely listen to you all day, your accent is lovely!! Keep up the good work!
@kimareska
4 ай бұрын
Don't want to clean poop is my number 1 reason for not wanting kids 🤣 when I was 13 I babysit my 3 y.o niece (her mom and my mom out for girly things) she's an easy child so I just watch her play at my backyard. Then suddenly she want poop and I'm like "Uhhhh....okay". She's been potty trained but she's 3 so she still needs help. And damn...I'm so traumatized by the poop smell I can't even describe it, maybe her poop smell so bad because we ate a junk food before. At 13 I was decide that I'm gonna be childfree. I'm 26 and whenever I had a thought "Maybeeee having child isn't so bad" I will recall that poop memory in my brain and I'm going NOPE real quick.
@powderandpaint14
6 ай бұрын
I cannot believe thay the US still doesn't have statutory, government funded maternity leave. I don't know how anyone has kids in those conditions even if they really want them!
@cal9112
6 ай бұрын
To powderandpaint. l can't believe Americans have kids in those conditions, even without health care like here in Europe, sounds extremely stressing and like hell to me, It blows my mind.
@powderandpaint14
6 ай бұрын
@@cal9112 yes absolutely.
@daisy_elle_
6 ай бұрын
it's awful. I'm a childfee person who works in the USA and moved here from Eastern Europe. my co-workers has 12 weeks off from work and then paid nannies to stay with kids. their whole salary went to a nanny and then to a daycare. no idea how people agree to do that
@christins.1481
6 ай бұрын
That's why many don't have any. We do have a system in place here for assistance, but it's designed where you can't own anything, not even a vehicle and have to make under a certain amount of income to even qualify. When I was a kid, my family was denied because my Mom made $100 over the limit. Another kid I knew, his family was denied because they owned a vehicle. This isn't something where you take a bus, we're 45 minutes out in the country, we need a mode of transportation. This is why many people in America are fighting for Americans and going on about child hunger in America because it's an actual thing. Regular kids go home to no food in the fridge or pantry because their parents don't qualify, meanwhile don't make enough to buy food. We have to rely on donation places for food. I was a kid, came home from school and looked in the fridge but knew nothing would be in there for an after school snack. It was just a habit to look. I was surprised when it was filled with food. My Mom at that point came around the corner and I asked her where the food came from. She said, "God put it there." Our church and friends got together to give us food. A child shouldn't have to be grateful to have food. A child should be grateful they have a laptop and a tablet, not frigging food. Food is a necessity everyone should have access to
@powderandpaint14
6 ай бұрын
@@christins.1481 I don't know where all the pro life right wing Christians are in these situations, they should be the first ones to be supporting all sorts of social programmes for families. But ofcourse they only care that a baby is born, not how it's cared for after that.
@celinereyes1185
6 ай бұрын
i’m literally waiting for an asteroid to literally takes us out , i am not helping the species. love your videos kimberly !!
@spring7643
6 ай бұрын
Many things from outer space could take us out in a second and we couldn't stop it lol
@JenniferRusso5
3 ай бұрын
I will never understand why humans think they are special.
@alreadytired6515
2 ай бұрын
Julie Nolke is hilarious. Watch her visiting herself from the future series that she did over Covid. It was so funny.
@diamondgirl698
6 ай бұрын
A mini series of you reacting to Supernanny would be wildly funny
@moonrizer-qb5do
6 ай бұрын
Kimberly always makes me laugh and smile. Also my dog Leo is turning 14 this year he is a boxer and staffy cross breed
@HeavenlySedated822
2 ай бұрын
i had to pause because the one where they're speaking as their dog sounds like my sister and i'm at work trying not to bust out laughing 😂😂😂
@AspasiaB
6 ай бұрын
I LOVED the pet talking! And my dog had so many nicknames, I rarely called him by his name. I usually called him Pooh-Bear or Li'l Bit, or just a bunch of cooing noises.
@deelee4639
6 ай бұрын
FYI, that chair earring has to do with that Alabama Brawl, that black dock worker who threw his hat, someone else threw a chair that looked like the earings 😂😂😂
@Kaz.2719
6 ай бұрын
These are hilarioussss and I die at your reactions 😂 so stoked I found your channel
@AeonZhang
6 ай бұрын
✨🤣✨ The Comedian & SciFi ❤ 💫✨🌟❤️🌟✨💫
@Tictac_Tactic
6 ай бұрын
Loved this compilation!! More of these, please! 🙏
@stephaniepantalonie
6 ай бұрын
Hello from canada! Man i love tuning in and im in love with your accent!🎉 Can you do a video about "parent narratives" takings over plotlines in movies and shows? In my late 20s it was all I could see in any and all blockbuster or mainstream content and it was just...boring to me as a cf gal. Instead of exploring individually or forming other valid and beautiful storylines it devolves into Gotta rescue my kid Gotta avenge my kid Very sad for real Oh no RIP kid Gotta have a kid and now live for them in any and all genres. Keep posting forever! Love from up north, S
@thesims3girlie
6 ай бұрын
im surprised the future wasnt more like the movie Idiocracy because thats where i feel we're heading!
@CanYouNot-
6 ай бұрын
2:50 "yeah I know kids are mentally, economically, emotionally exhausting, but childfree people should stop using us parents as examples and reasons why they don't want to procreate" ma'am who TF should we make an example of if not parents??? You're living *exactly* the kind of life I'm trying to avoid
@suzsiz
6 ай бұрын
xD Whats the name of the comedian? Funny as hell. Thanks for keeping us sane Kimberly.
@anniktoukanchery
6 ай бұрын
Of course you take the best nap..... youve never been soooooo frakking tired...
@eimearclarke9238
6 ай бұрын
Yes our cats both have voices!! So this isn’t just me 😂😂😂
@Ninasimonemarie
6 ай бұрын
I love this video, I love your channel thank you.❤️💋
@omalley9729
6 ай бұрын
I’m loving the sandy blonde bob looks cute ASH!!!
@dazcnt
6 ай бұрын
6:09 hahah I forgot about this 😂💀 so glad this made it into the video! 🤣 7:59 I love Kris! 😭😂🤣 I love narrating my fur babies and I will die on this hill 😂
@nessie968
6 ай бұрын
The only thing that's EVER came close to convincing me was watching Bluey. This show is so heartfelt.
@JaraTheCat
6 ай бұрын
Kris and Kevin are awesome! I like to know the backstory of your dogs, btw.
@LucretiaCollinsJones
6 ай бұрын
We all know what them chair earrings represent. That Alabama beat down.
@TheCornDavis
5 ай бұрын
Each one of my pets have different accents 😂😂😂
@aphillyate1
4 ай бұрын
I don't want to have kids cuz I never want to ask anyone: "Well where didja get poop from?" There's no good answer.
@valeriew4833
4 ай бұрын
Video 3 needed a trigger warning DAMN LMAO
@Emma88178
6 ай бұрын
Even the woman who started the whole gender reveal thing regrets it and she hates what it has turned into. She originally had one because she had several miscarriages and this was the first time she was far enough along in a pregnancy to know what the sex of the fetus would be. That's why she was excited to make a party out of it. But now she understandably hates it since idiot parents all over have turned it into a weird environment ruining spectacle.
@Id.rather.be.a.dragon
6 ай бұрын
Kim... the chair earrings are probably about the infamous Montgomery, Alabama boat story of a massive browl starting with white meatheads ganging up on a black security guard and people from the boat swimming to his defence . Someone broke a folding chair over one of the meathead's back. People are getting folding chairs as tattoos and everything. 💛
@Aeriesan
6 ай бұрын
Omg I was relooking for the first reel!! Thanks so much for posting it. I remember the ridiculous commenters and how the comedian was reacting to it (Though this was on Instagram lol)
@foxfireinferno197
6 ай бұрын
I'd say the balloon had to be filled with hydrogen, but I don't know where they'd get it ...
@Hekatean
6 ай бұрын
Now, you got me missing the old Simon and Martina videos. She did voices for Spudgy, the dog, and Meemers the cat.
@AgFalcon84
2 ай бұрын
I don't invent voices and stories for my pets (we have fish), but I do write stories about talking animals. Does that count?
@ainslieann925
6 ай бұрын
Great to see you! 💚
@Raebrained
6 ай бұрын
I love the time traveler skit 😂
@drsalka
6 ай бұрын
04:07 - possibly fave moment of the video 😂💚
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@helenkimbrell8911
6 ай бұрын
I work in a mental health group home. The people living there are the closest I have to kids. I rather just have my dog Nick
@Id.rather.be.a.dragon
6 ай бұрын
💛🧡💛 Honestly all of these people are so talanted.
@Jadawada935
6 ай бұрын
Me and my boyfriend have backstories to our dogs as well🤣🤣we also talk about them in third person so much. So much better than kids🤣
@ammalyrical5646
6 ай бұрын
But helium isn't flammable. Pure helium is inert. You got your basic chemistry wrong here. I think that balloon was the problem. Regardless it's dumb to play with fire, and it's especially ridiculous to do it inside... It's indeed worrisome that people who so blatantly ignore basic safety precautions are having more kids. Someone else might end up needing to be the person teaching the kid common sense. This wouldn't be as big of a problem if society was still built like the village needed to raise kids, but it's not and now people who didn't choose to participate will suffer for it and be forced to do things they would've never signed up for if the village system still functioned (it's still alive in a bunch of places, just not in most western countries).
@ChildfreeKimberly
6 ай бұрын
I've gone so long thinking helium was flammable 🤣🫠 I wonder what made it explode like that!!!
@ammalyrical5646
6 ай бұрын
@ChildfreeKimberly me too. Maybe it wasn't pure helium. Or it was the balloon. It at least looked that way to me. Like the balloon burned, lit up confetti, and before that the helium got hot enough to cause the 'explosion '. I'm very much intrigued as to why they thought a flame was the way to go.
@FirstnameLastnames
6 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Julie Knolke is actually a mom, which makes that skit even better
@Alba-pc6bz
6 ай бұрын
The finger nails story was sooooo FUNNY!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OK, added! So cute! But nah, really! 😂😂
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