Well boys this is my first video to pop off this hard. Not sure how to feel about it seeing the quality, but might as well embrace it at this point. Let's see if we can make this the first video on the channel to hit 100k views :D Note : I am genuinely tweaking about how this one shitpost I made in like 6 hours has more views then my entire channel wtf
@pavlemarjanovic1896
5 ай бұрын
Hey, man some things just hit off. I meant the most popular video on KZitem is "Plankton farts and dies". How knows? Maybe another video you make will reach absurd amounts of views. For now, I have to say: Stand proud UntoldHistoryAnimations, you are strong.
@xNoName1337
5 ай бұрын
congrats on 100k
@UntoldHistoryAnimations
5 ай бұрын
@@xNoName1337 mother-
@atheneus
5 ай бұрын
idk man, for me it's high quality. Seeing him lock in and change the fucking map is awesome. Makes me feel motivated. I've watched it like 30 times already.
@adjuax
5 ай бұрын
Time to lock in then lil bro
@enchantedbread9915
5 ай бұрын
Dynasties rooting out corruptions: 🥴😝😋 Dynasties unifying the empire: 😐😠🗿
@Havenotchanged_mypfpfor4years
5 ай бұрын
Emperor's trying not to get assassinated *impossible*
@mettatonneoex
5 ай бұрын
Genghis Khan: - Invades China - (Becomes Another Emperor)
@martjnmao6808
5 ай бұрын
@@Havenotchanged_mypfpfor4yearsname 5 assassinated Chinese emperors
@Lucas-po6mn
5 ай бұрын
@@martjnmao6808 resisting the unstoppable urge to respond "dingaling" 5 times
@martjnmao6808
5 ай бұрын
@@Lucas-po6mn no I mean not even as a good thing, Chinese emperors are not really known for death from assassination. I can name like 3 including poisoning by others. Far more died for cringier reasons like (alchemic ) drug overdose
@onemoreminute0543
6 ай бұрын
The whole reason I want to get into Chinese history is because they're apparently just like the Romans with how they lock in through every major catastrophe they suffer, and it's amazing to read about.
@irenepongarrang7386
6 ай бұрын
Roman empire with larger population
@accurategamer7085
5 ай бұрын
Roman empire never locked in. These mfs just threw soldiers until they won.
@kekw1667
5 ай бұрын
@@essaadeel3676 Rome had a larger population than China, at least during both of their contemporary heights
@ManCheat2
5 ай бұрын
@@essaadeel3676 Meanwhile china was conquered by nomads/barbarians/foreigners multiple times.
@frankhill4358
5 ай бұрын
@@ManCheat2twice actually. Once by the mongols (which to be fair they conquered everyone including European civilizations and only stopped due to the death of the Khan), and once by the Manchurian who quickly sinicized themselves and then became Chinese. Rome was conquered by barbarians. Don’t forget British we’re conquered by the Normans. I could go on and on. You make it sound like China was continuously conquered which is of course not true.
@Q8CRAZY8Q
5 ай бұрын
Zhuge liang writing a poem to make the enemy kill him self
@mettatonneoex
5 ай бұрын
Sima Yi just wanted to be left in peace but instead Destroys the Three Kingdoms
@Q8CRAZY8Q
5 ай бұрын
@@mettatonneoex sima yi's sons destroying all he has built
@m4z805
5 ай бұрын
Doesn't come close to him playing a flute Infront of the gates of his territory just as the invading army arrives.
@anonymoususer638
5 ай бұрын
Lu Bu trying not to betray his master challenge (impossible)
@mettatonneoex
5 ай бұрын
@@Q8CRAZY8Q Grandsons
@gabchska9838
6 ай бұрын
Bro HAD to lock in
@applesapples9439
5 ай бұрын
The Empire, long divided, must unite.
@monolith7310
5 ай бұрын
long united, must divide
@soedirmanfighter5319
5 ай бұрын
And such it always have been - Opening sentence of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
@DccAnh
5 ай бұрын
@@soedirmanfighter5319 *Thus it has ever been
@blushingcav5331
5 ай бұрын
The Empire, long divided, must unite. Long united, must divide. Two calmest lines summarize the bloodiest time in human history.
@CluelessHadi
5 ай бұрын
Cao cao my beloved
@farhanrais4267
5 ай бұрын
Rebel:But would you fall into civil wars Qin Shi Huang:Nah Id unite china "Through the Yantze River till Tibetian Mountains. I am alone have the mandate of heaven"
@NightPhoenix.Y
5 ай бұрын
Throughout the four seas, in the land of rivers and lakes, I alone possess the mandate of heaven.
@anonymous_beaver01
5 ай бұрын
Gojo Qintoru
@lolasdm6959
5 ай бұрын
Anywhere shone upon by the sun and the moon, and anywhere rivers and sea flows, all are lands under heaven
@TheONLYFeli0
5 ай бұрын
“Nah, I’d unite.”
@anonymous_beaver01
5 ай бұрын
@@TheONLYFeli0 dynasty proceeds to collapse only 3 years after shi Huang di’s death, lasting only 14 years in total
@magako_v.3
6 ай бұрын
Average Tang Taizong moment
@nonshitposter9494
5 ай бұрын
When the mongols are invading from the north, three warlords have broken free in the south, and the japanese are pirating your coasts, but you remember you are the son of heaven.
@VaioletteWestover
5 ай бұрын
The Mongols really managed actually conquer China and then as soon as the Chinese realized what was happening, got kicked out and then they took Mongolia as a fine too. xD
@yty1941
4 ай бұрын
@@VaioletteWestover it took a couple hundred of years for the Han Chinese to realize that ig 😭
@synergy8879
4 ай бұрын
“yeah, we took mad casualties, our people are living in shit holes, our nobles are dying left and right, but god told me to lock the fuck in, and lock the fuck in i shall.”
@amtrack1928
4 ай бұрын
@@yty194189 years actually.
@yty1941
4 ай бұрын
@@amtrack1928 I'm talking about the China part
@TheSugarholicProject
5 ай бұрын
Bro just dropped the hardest Chinese Emperor edit and thought we wouldn't notice (Ten Thousand Years to the Emperor!)
@Twigs1836
5 ай бұрын
W A N S U I
@a_cupofsnow
5 ай бұрын
@@Twigs1836 wan sui wan sui wan wan sui!
@retardigrade69
5 ай бұрын
Only ten thousand?🤨
@yoloi2470
5 ай бұрын
Banzai
@cooldivinus
5 ай бұрын
yu the great when he sees the yellow river flooding:
@queenbee7266
5 ай бұрын
Bro remembered he is the east asian powerhouse
@Curtis_Fu
5 ай бұрын
As a Chinese, I can confirm that when things are not going the way that is not good, I absolutely lock in and summon the wrath of the heavens and my ancestors (clutching a 1v5, clutching the class kahoot submarine, etc)
@scunthorpe6198
5 ай бұрын
No wonder you guys are absolutely good in games, thanks for the hard carry man o7
@Curtis_Fu
5 ай бұрын
@@scunthorpe6198 i gotchu bro 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔥💥💥💥
@dunzhen
4 ай бұрын
@@Curtis_Fu lil bro had to swear he's loyal to the American empire to not get flamed
@Curtis_Fu
4 ай бұрын
@@dunzhen lol
@cringlator
5 ай бұрын
Chinese person for the past 2000 years: “man things are fucked I’m just gonna call it.” Confucius: “aw man but that would make your great-great-great-grandfather sad :(“ Chinese dude: “understandable, the human spirit is unbreakable and unyielding, my bones and ashes will seed the soil of a new age”
@Tonneson
4 ай бұрын
Indeed
@zxt5148
4 ай бұрын
Instead of calling it you should advocate for freedom amongst your people. The nation with so many heroes today has none when as a tyrant rules them
@Centaurus_Elliptical-S0pec_Ep
4 ай бұрын
@@zxt5148 Democracy is a government of people but the people can be Retarded.. a lot of corrupt countries in the world are based on Democracy.. politicians buying votes and Stealing Tax money.. democracy is a Flawed government what people need is a Capable leader that can unify all people under one banner those are mostly can be benevolent dictators but bad dictators can be very fatal to people, a good dictator can save a country from its brink of collapse.. the Singapore was once one of the poorest country in Asia now its was rich thanks for the first president who did Many policies that turned Singapore as a Trade hub Which also turned out to be a dictator.. Japan speed running throughout Backwards showa era into a Imperial power that rivaled even the Western powers are Dictatorship at the start.. most of capable leaders in history are Dictators or Kings that has Absolute power that helps to shape their countries or kingdom over several decades into a powerful and rich country from scratch.. while presidents only last for 5 years after that even the last president or politician are capable what would happen if the the successors are corrupt? that's why democracy is flawed
@zxt5148
4 ай бұрын
@@Centaurus_Elliptical-S0pec_Ep Corruption is an aspect of every government. We're also not democracies. We're a Republic. Dictators are never justified, placing trust in one person to control a nation is a very bad idea, as history has shown. And even if you believed in benevolent dictators, that's not what China has right now. Dictators can make powerful regimes but rarely do they benefit the peoples within those regimes, which is why the people in China are suffering right now. Democracy having flaws does not justify laying down and hoping for a benevolent dictator. Have courage to stand for yourself and your people.
@cringlator
4 ай бұрын
@@zxt5148 all states are tyranny you silly billy
@Q8CRAZY8Q
5 ай бұрын
Lui bei making sure not to follow zhuge liang’s advice
@momsaccount4033
5 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@wiins7850
4 ай бұрын
Because the failure of GuanYu,he can't follow
@theliato3809
5 ай бұрын
Officials: "The Mandate is lost!" Emperor Chad Zhong The Reformer. "Nah. Let me cook."
@MrTai5hogun
5 ай бұрын
"The Mandate of Heaven is lost. BILLIONS MUST REBEL." -The founder of the next dynasty
@tazvideogaming4099
5 ай бұрын
Zheng Zhenggong moment
@andromedius9151
6 ай бұрын
This channel is a gem
@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536
5 ай бұрын
Other civilization : we are on the brink of collapse Chinese : first time ?
@Adolph_shampoo
5 ай бұрын
southern song and early ming.
@synergy8879
4 ай бұрын
random chinese general: “we are quite literally on the brink of total extinction, a collapsing civilization, our mandates will be lost and we will be utterly destroyed.” qing dynasty emperor: “lock the fuck in bro, time to fix this shit.” *pulls the vilest 1v12 clutch from a barbarian tribe, 2 rival empires, 3 revolts, 1 famine, 2 plagues, a rebellion and 2 rival emperors*
@Water90435
4 ай бұрын
Qing dynasty somehow surviving the taiping rebellion, the nian rebellion, panthay rebellion, the second opium war and the Dungan revolt all roughly happening in the same time frame 💀
@Marane8
4 ай бұрын
@@Water90435 Even better: They didn't even have a functional army at the end of the Taiping rebellion. They only survived because the warlord who put down the rebellion thought it would be better to give his (illegal) personal army to the government than risk it collapsing.
@Water90435
4 ай бұрын
@@Marane8how that dynasty lasted another 47 years is beyond me 💀
@synergy8879
4 ай бұрын
@@Water90435 fr, that shit was as stable as a jenga tower late game 😂
@lolasdm6959
3 ай бұрын
@@Marane8 Not quite illegal when it was the Qing dynasty funding him. He had no legitimacy to rule anyways, he was also old so probably tired as hell.
@sethleoric2598
5 ай бұрын
Me when great ancient empires have leaders that lock in and save everyone from dying:
@EinFelsbrocken
5 ай бұрын
Lu Bu existing and rizzing up whoever he can: 😚☺😍🤩 Lu Bu when his master slightly displeases him: 😤😠😡
@blackknight7642
4 ай бұрын
💀
@Hhh-j4b
5 ай бұрын
The come back is crazy.
@ris14..
5 ай бұрын
Don’t know why this suddenly popped into my recommended but I am glad it did, instantly subscribing.
@sahilhossian8212
5 ай бұрын
Lore of Chinese Dynasties locking in when the Empire's getting too chaotic momentum 100
@thetruecyrusplayz1256
5 ай бұрын
as a chinese person, I can confirm this is what happens
@eddielu8394
5 ай бұрын
yes, I was there
@Bomber_Fish
5 ай бұрын
Chinese dynasty during peace time: "Culture and Money goes brrrrr, Trade?" Chinese dynasty when its get chaotic: "I will rather I wronged all the people under heavens than for all the people under heavens wronged me."
@adzi6164
5 ай бұрын
hooOLY SHIT IS THIS A CAO CAO REFERENCE
@markus-ks9sf
5 ай бұрын
Romance of 3 kingdoms chad
@teyuface6034
5 ай бұрын
Ming Dynasty: *builds the largest fleet on the planet, trading all the way from arabia* Ming Dynasty also: *burns the entire fleet down in order to stop merchants*
@lolasdm6959
4 ай бұрын
@@teyuface6034 No the true purpose of the Treasure fleet was to see if the emperor's nephew has escaped to Persia. Because the Yongle emperor was a usurper, and his nephew's body was never found when he took Nanjing. If he just wanted to trade, he doesn't need a fleet of 300,000 sailors carrying 50,000 soldiers (10,000 cavalry and horse too), bro was planning on invading Persia if they were harboring his nephew. Also there wasn't any reason to do official trade missions like that, they will come to China bringing money and goods themselves.
@LastsBobaTea
5 ай бұрын
Ancient Chinese history is severely underrated and interesting to learn. Unfortunately many Westerners are unable to leave out their personal bias when it comes to any topic related to China.
@asd-dr9cf
5 ай бұрын
Not even personal bias. So much USA/western propaganda and psyops money funneling into programs to make China look bad. The average "free-thinking" sheep of America too lazy to inform themselves
@DrBright5558
4 ай бұрын
I just hate memorizing Chinese names. They are very alien for a southerner like myself.
@friktogurg9242
4 ай бұрын
True dat
@morrisoy
3 ай бұрын
what personal biases? you mean the unpleasent objective reality that modern china is an overgrown insect hive?
@nyessalamanderman353
6 ай бұрын
this video will pop up in the KZitem recommendations
@UntoldHistoryAnimations
5 ай бұрын
I'm so confused how this is the video that pops off lol
@MingusAhUmmUhhhh
5 ай бұрын
Just did for me lmao
@chongchun8979
5 ай бұрын
@@UntoldHistoryAnimations just show it at main page,ngl for a Chinese,your work is great
@randomname5585
4 ай бұрын
bro read the future
@qingxuanyue
5 ай бұрын
yall know hes sus when he makes friends with all the generals and the ministers and is the grand chancellor
@marcuscyl6653
5 ай бұрын
Oh yea Ming Dynasty i see Clapped the Mongols back to Mongolia and the Steppes and established a vast empire. Definitely locked in.
@albertmaheswara9968
5 ай бұрын
"No more mr. Nice guy.." - some Chinese emperor idk
@Q8CRAZY8Q
5 ай бұрын
Cao cao when he sees a married woman/widow
@dukenukem3dgaming
5 ай бұрын
true milf hunter
@ilyanizhnik6874
5 ай бұрын
I love pop-scientific shitposts more than everything in this world.
@momsaccount4033
5 ай бұрын
This is historical though
@BreakyOnline
5 ай бұрын
@@momsaccount4033the sentiment still stands
@Coldkilla45smg
5 ай бұрын
Im taking Eastern Asian studies for my history BA rn and just got through to the end of the Han Dynasty today and i laughed way to hard at this.
@cherishyards1483
5 ай бұрын
真想看笑话应该去看明朝
@redtsun67
5 ай бұрын
Qin Shi Huang sending his entire army to search for the Elixir of Life (it doesn't exist)
@ttq3661
5 ай бұрын
Actually he bankrupt his gigantic empire building the Great Wall and fielding 500,000 people along the border, against, you guessed it, the Huns. The same Huns that will enter Europe 600 years later
@sufimansufiman243
5 ай бұрын
They have the mandates of heaven
@AnReisVERYsigma
5 ай бұрын
I love the Roman Empire, but I must start researching Chinese empires just to get this meme
@Donovan_Berserk
5 ай бұрын
When you get it , please tell me about it also
@Schizz76
5 ай бұрын
Old dynasties don’t really “lock in”. Their usurpers do and they lock in HARD.
@polytric
5 ай бұрын
@@Donovan_Berserksearch this on wiki”mongol conquest of song China” and “Hongwu emperor”
@binay413963
3 ай бұрын
@@Donovan_BerserkChina used to be the second strongest and richest empire since the BC times then it started to crack into smaller nations and started to collapse , thankfully it got united because of some chinese leaders...though many died and economy got badly hit and they had to rebuilt themselves Repeat this at least 6 more times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aerobased9404
5 ай бұрын
"doing my problem"
@shinsenshogun900
5 ай бұрын
Newly crowned child emperors when they get held hostage by their guardians, wardens, and regents for the umpteenth time as empires fracture into warlord provinces
@cherishyards1483
5 ай бұрын
这是东汉
@speedwagon6-e1b
5 ай бұрын
Emperor Ling of Han when the Yellow Turban Rebellion occurred:
@HadiMations
5 ай бұрын
Big fan of the three kingdoms, this is basically the scramble between the three states, quickly got back on their feet as soon as one of them was taking everything.
@dangin8811
5 ай бұрын
This will henceforth be my personality.
@backspace8637
5 ай бұрын
He remembered his dads math lessons and locked in
@Salv2137
5 ай бұрын
When i have to pretend weak to lose mandate in order to form new tag in eu4
@bigtoosh
Ай бұрын
when the vassals starting to get out of control and the feudal lords tweaking a bit so now you lowkey gotta go on another war of heavenly expansion
@chongchun8979
5 ай бұрын
Not many people know,in ww2 jpcn war,many of tribes in cn land help cn fighting jp,and some of them got terms with the ancient emperor when Chinese civilization is at risk with extinction they would come out and help the current Chinese polity,no matter the cost
@cherishyards1483
5 ай бұрын
呃,没有。他们只是守护家园而已,这是应该的。
@chongchun8979
5 ай бұрын
@@cherishyards1483 对,但是更多其他的部落主动加入抗日战争
@Copycat217
5 ай бұрын
🗣️🔥🔥🔥🎶 " You lick my ba - alls "🎶 this song goes hard 💀 .
@pilotmanpaul
5 ай бұрын
50,000 people were also eaten in the process.
@DrBright5558
4 ай бұрын
Happens all the time don't worry about it.
@coolscorpion.2234
5 ай бұрын
that isn't locking in, that's LOCKING IN
@VergiliosSpatulas
3 ай бұрын
Least memorable empire in human history:
@joshjacob1530
3 ай бұрын
will need to do studing and begin research on these eastern factions, completing west and getting the basic idea down and such, they do a lot of war secrecy and change history for narratives and such, its very confusing for outsiders to really know.
@Abigdummy4life
4 ай бұрын
In regards to the Song Dynasty, I'm sure that's a good reason why The Water Margin's plot was the way it was. XD
@blackknight7642
4 ай бұрын
I wouldn't mind a remake
@Khandamx
3 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like he's saying: *Nah, I'd win*
@enigmaodell6806
5 ай бұрын
It’s twice as funny because he’s still perfectly round.
@zingai4015
5 ай бұрын
what does" round" mean in this context?
@blackknight7642
4 ай бұрын
@@zingai4015 His head
@epslion_delta
5 ай бұрын
As a Chinese mainland citizen this is surprisingly accurate
@AdolphineHeitlar
4 ай бұрын
One falls, one rises. "And I took that personally."
@lajeunesse7988
5 ай бұрын
Sun yat sen living in philipine and sees what's going on in china:
@Liam-iv7wk
6 ай бұрын
Do you have anything serious coming down the pipeline anytime soon? You honestly make some really spicy good content
@UntoldHistoryAnimations
6 ай бұрын
Working on one as we speak :) so stock around to see it!
@UntoldHistoryAnimations
6 ай бұрын
(As long as your ready to wait too months ;-;)
@vinhny2406
5 ай бұрын
Song did Yue Fei so wrong who would have been able to unite the north again
@JerryAss
5 ай бұрын
casualty on this one probably could repopulate earth 3 times
@Thecognoscenti_1
5 ай бұрын
I don't think your assessment of the Song is fair, after all, it was the best period in imperial Chinese history to live under as a commoner, as it was the richest and freest imperial dynasty there was, was a global driver of innovation and commerce, and the closest China ever came to developing modern institutions.
@papercat2599
5 ай бұрын
😂Song is class divided AF. If you're a well educated government worker than yes. If you're just a peasant, song is nothing but a abomination
@Thecognoscenti_1
5 ай бұрын
@@papercat2599 That was because the Song was the first time that the peasants were exposed to market forces on a large scale, and because the Song was also the only major unified Chinese dynasty which never controlled the distribution of land.
@papercat2599
5 ай бұрын
@@Thecognoscenti_1song is the most class divided society in Chinese history. While the government and noble gets richer, they continue to buy land from peasant, 70%of the land is owned by land lord, peasants has almost nothing. That's why Song has that most peasant revolt in history. Not to mention the amount of peasant who betrayed song for the Mongols. Every thing has consequences
@TurtleShroom3
5 ай бұрын
@@papercat2599 Division of wealth and class is not inherently immoral unless upward mobility is wiped and there is no way to become upper class. Not to mention, he said that peasants had the _best quality of life_ under the Song Dynasty, not that the peasants were the freest.
@papercat2599
5 ай бұрын
@@TurtleShroom3 best quality my ass. Song is the worst dynasty for peasant. Farmers are tax ten times more than Han dynasty, plus the problem of land lord owns everything. What class mobility do you have when you this poor? Song court is known to be highly corrupted.
@moehead8257
5 ай бұрын
The opium binge is over, time to lock in.
@charonsferryold
5 ай бұрын
I love historical stories where a region that's fraught with chaotic bickering attracts the attention of some foreign power looking to take over, and then they all suddenly band together and tell said foreign power to get lost before immediately getting back on their bullshit.
@DrBright5558
4 ай бұрын
Nothing unites like a common foe. If aliens showed up on earth hostile, all of the nations would instantly lock in and form an earth alliance.
@eldridgemarkey9899
4 ай бұрын
Many people forgot China was a big empire so strong that its territory remains today.
@ZackTanTYZ
5 ай бұрын
One of the few ancient empire country to survive to modern age
@DrBright5558
4 ай бұрын
China is amazing. They've remained nationally relevant for 2000 years, which is kinda amazing. I don't like them in general, but respect them nonetheless. They are one of the greatest nations.
@apollomars1678
5 ай бұрын
last time i checked a dynasty never made a big comback, but were replaced by new dynasties and in later stage even by foreign invaders.....
@K.Pershing
5 ай бұрын
Song, Han and Tang??
@apollomars1678
5 ай бұрын
@@K.Pershing well, this is on my view kinda proving the point. 1. Qin=>Han (divided chaos) 2. Tang (divided chaos) 3. Song (divided chaos) 4. Yuan 5. Ming 6. Qing At best even after digging, we have things like the Xin-"Dynasty" with only one dude for 14 years, who just divided the Han-dynasty of 50 years......and the Han didnt had to reconquer China for it. There was to my knowledge never a Chinese dynasty beaten to a small area and than made a comeback to glory. Southern Song for example was always more on the defence against the Jurchen=> mongols(Yuan). They never recaptured the north.
@K.Pershing
5 ай бұрын
@@apollomars1678 the Song did recapture the north up to Dadu after the fall of the Liao, keeping it until the Mongol invasion
@billxie583
4 ай бұрын
If you’re more familiar with history, you don’t need a explanation to know this meme is based on Ming Dynasty’s restoration of China
@manuelcordoba5394
5 ай бұрын
Ngl, that last image at the end goes hard af
@kirbsgaminger3282
4 ай бұрын
I know it sounds interesting, but as a Chinese person studying Chinese history in school, this is literal hell
@AJ--212
4 ай бұрын
average Chinese historical event *guy dreams he was the brother of Jesus *almost 30 million dead
@foresthui2472
4 ай бұрын
America abandoned Jesus because of the Jewish money, and no one expected that China would become God's "orthodoxy." HAHAHA
@martjnmao6808
5 ай бұрын
Wow a Chinese history meme thats not sinophobic?
@WayneDave195
5 ай бұрын
lol right? I was genuinely surprise when I watched this
@Dell-ol6hb
5 ай бұрын
some of the comments are racist as usual though
@QWERTY-gp8fd
5 ай бұрын
>meme about millions of chinese people getting killed for 'unification' >guys its not sinophobic ???
@teyuface6034
5 ай бұрын
@@QWERTY-gp8fd i mean it was kinda horrifying how the Chinese managed to field armies the size of empires
@QWERTY-gp8fd
5 ай бұрын
@@teyuface6034 yea obviously its just slavery and brainwashing.
@ChipCheerio
4 ай бұрын
Bro had to lock in to secure the Mandate of Heaven
@SteelRider
5 ай бұрын
Bring back the OG Chinese
@YuriEnthusiast
5 ай бұрын
Why is this such a perfect meme XDDD
@suhnih4076
5 ай бұрын
"You make my balls hurt" 💀
@dean_l33
4 ай бұрын
And then they proceed to fumble the bag by staying isolationist till everyone else was strong enough to bully them for the lunch money. Oh and one of the bullies came back to pimp them for their tea just to put that extra salt on the wound
@dunzhen
4 ай бұрын
Got caught slipping real bad. Well, look at them now
@dean_l33
4 ай бұрын
@@dunzhen Idk they might fumble yet again
@dunzhen
4 ай бұрын
@@dean_l33 Asia's dignity depends on China not fumbling. With a weak China even more of Asia would be brothels and military bases for whites. And I don't think they'll fumble despite how badly westerners hope
@Ethan-vm6vg
5 ай бұрын
Fun fact:Song dynasty almost founded capitalism.
@nathan1507
5 ай бұрын
The last emperor didn't get the memo.
@IronKurone
5 ай бұрын
Balls on hat should be as many as 12 on each side, because 12 on each side is for emperor while 9 is for King. You can see the Japanese emperor still wearing 12 each side of his hat till today.
@flight0931
5 ай бұрын
“Lock in” -Sun Tzu
@icedancer2370
5 ай бұрын
United States gonna have to lock in like this again in a second
@DrBright5558
4 ай бұрын
I don't think we're gonna be able to do it, not many even realize that something is terribly wrong.
@icedancer2370
4 ай бұрын
@@DrBright5558 we got a reputation for pulling it together in the 4th quarter tho, once everyone gets on the same page.
@maxeydafriend7353
5 ай бұрын
Actually dynasties were horrible at “locking in” during times of crisis, rather it was Chinese or rather Han civilization as a whole that was good at the epic stuff. Although the last dynasty at what’s basically the core of the Han civilization, the Qing dynasty was “savages”/outsiders from the north.
@VaioletteWestover
5 ай бұрын
The Qing being savages was the propaganda during the time. They were basically Chinese at that point and heavily sinicized. Qing also had 3 amazing emperors that expanded the empire to the biggest historical limits. The Qing empire would be like if Canada took control of Washington and the rest of the U.S. shrugged and said "okay why not?" They are not that different. They did force the worst hairstyle of all time on China though.
@lolasdm6959
4 ай бұрын
The Qing were the most successful Chinese dynasty, they just drew the short straw to exist at the same time as European industrialization. To suffer nation wide revolts and still maintain power is not something most dynasties can do.
@lolasdm6959
4 ай бұрын
@@VaioletteWestover No the Manchus were savages when they entered China, but they allied with remaining Ming forces in the north to defeat the Shun dynasty. While the Southerners supported their own Southern Ming state to attempt to restore the Ming and failed.
@Trun.._Tarun
5 ай бұрын
emperor "the son of god" be like: "GENERAL BRING ME MY GAMING PC I HAVE A PLAN"
@wolfclaw3812
5 ай бұрын
Son of heaven locking in when warlords are rebelling
@TheGutsandBlackpowderFan
5 ай бұрын
The majority of Chinese history in one word: Rebellion
@regimate3720
5 ай бұрын
I am a Southern Song Dynasty apologist
@yakumoyukari4405
5 ай бұрын
Japanese lords when thisngs getting TOO chaotic (Gempei War, Nanbokucho, Sengoku period, Bakumatsu)
@RockingRebelYell
5 ай бұрын
3 Kingdoms Total War got a mod that expanded into Korea, and more of the Silk Road.
@adrenochromeaddict4232
5 ай бұрын
shao ling locks in, 578 million perishes (12 million cannibalized)
@DeerajGopalkrishna-yb3fs
4 ай бұрын
Chinese when someone says china will soon be a kebaab nation
@idsfxtm5759
5 ай бұрын
Qing Dynasty when Brother of Jesus rebel : "Tis but a scratch"
@traceytraced
5 ай бұрын
Locked in during the Taiping Rebellion
@Dwip_po_po
4 ай бұрын
We need to get Xiran Jay Zhao to see this
@herrxandman8740
5 ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta until the Tang stop to bing chilling
@Paragon._.
5 ай бұрын
Chinese history: Ching Cheung takes power. 150 million dead. European history: Albert, the count of Babenburgengourginbanenbrok declared war against his liege, Louis, the duke of Stutergratenscrotumwelchinstirshire. The first and last battle saw 15 knights employed by count Albert and duke Louis lead 17 knights and 59 levied soldiers into the battle. Count Albert won when his knight George the confused tore off duke Louis’ head out of sheer anger when duke Louis insulted his wife / prized cow. 12 dead, 1 injured.
@lucidlywaking7286
5 ай бұрын
average hong xiuquan moment
@lolasdm6959
5 ай бұрын
Average European levies: Jeff, John and Joseph along with the lord's maid and the local priest
@dyvawn
5 ай бұрын
@@lolasdm6959 lmao, always a priest along 😂😂😂
@martjnmao6808
5 ай бұрын
*laughs in thirty years war*
@lolasdm6959
5 ай бұрын
@@martjnmao6808 German on German warcrime ensues*
@Salvs_Invicta
5 ай бұрын
hey you got some nice content. Keep it up!
@Z5-XB
4 ай бұрын
Chinese Dynasties when they’re fighting against over 900 different rebellions and coups: GG 2 EZ light work. Meanwhile the strongest ever dynasty when facing a small western force: *ded*
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