TNT Outdoors Presents*: Breaking China News - Top Secret Footage Recovered from the Chinese Spy Balloon! Or, at least it might have been, if the Chinese CCP had been dumb enough to fly that thing over Texas! Where did the Chinese Spy Balloon fly over? Did the Chinese Spy Balloon fly over Texas? No, but what would have happened if the Chinese Spy Balloon flew over Texas? Well, it just might have looked something like this! Hold my Beer! One thing’s for sure: Don’t Mess With Texas!
Is it just a coincidence that this Chinese Spy Balloon footage was released the same week as when the FBI is training with the Military against a possible Nuclear attack in Houston Texas? And while there is a Border Crisis along our Southern Border with Mexico, where a lot of military age men are crossing the border illegally? Did a redneck just start World War Three WWIII? Did Shit Hit The Fan? SHTF?! Nah, this is just our imagination of what might have happened if that Chinese Spy Balloon had flown over the Great State of Texas, and our attempt at bringing some humor to a potentially tense international incident.
The inspiration for this video came from my favorite comedian, Bert Kreischer, a.k.a “The Machine!”
You can see Bert’s original video of his version of the recovered footage from the Chinese Spy Balloon at the link below, it is super funny!
• SPOTTED FROM THE CHINE...
@BertKreischer if somehow you ever see this video and read this, my wife and I love you! You are our favorite comedian! I can’t tell you how many hours we’ve spent laughing hysterically, to the point of getting stomach cramps, watching you on TV. Oh, and she’s originally from Russia, well technically what is Ukraine now (Kharkov to be more specific), but it was still a part of the USSR Soviet Union when they immigrated to the United States. So, obviously, your The Machine story hits close to home! Too funny!!!
For anyone reading this, if you didn’t know it already, Bert Kreischer has a new movie coming out to theaters on May 31, 2023, called, of course, “The Machine”. #bertkreischer #themachinemovie
Here’s a link to the movie trailer for The Machine movie (it looks hilariously awesome!):
• [OFFICIAL] THE MACHINE...
*Note: This TNT Outdoors production was recorded using a “prop gun”, shooting blanks; and was shot on a private range, on private property. No drones (or emojis 😂) were harmed in the making of this video! The activities in this video are 100% legal and constitutionally protected. God Bless America! But especially God Bless TEXAS!
**Note #2: No, that was NOT a Bud Light or any other Anheuser-Bush beer product at the end of this video! 😂
Thank you for Watching! 👍😁
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