For those who have not heard of merkins: 1. Think yourselves lucky. 2. Your luck has run out: It's a wig, first mentioned in the 15th century. It was worn by ladies who earned their money horizontally, to cover up the syphillitic sores around their you-know-whats. Apparently, it also helped control lice down there. I don't care to speculate or to discuss how. There is a photograph on the internet of a Victorian merkin salesman with a selection of his wares, which looks like someone displaying road kill. Apparently, Hollywood acting types use them now when filming scenes of unclothedness.
@refashionedhippie
2 ай бұрын
Love you. Pinned.
@Benjiesbeenbetter.
2 ай бұрын
@refashionedhippie Thank you. I've never been pinned before. Oh, maybe I should rephrase that....
@refashionedhippie
2 ай бұрын
@@Benjiesbeenbetter. don’t you dare
@SymbioteMullet
2 ай бұрын
@@Benjiesbeenbetter.Too delightfully late
@AuthenticChronicVision
2 ай бұрын
I now have a reason to go on.
@fleacythesheepgirl
6 ай бұрын
For those who don’t know a Merkin is a pubic wig used in movies 🤣
@kareyannefoster
6 ай бұрын
You beat me to it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MissPrissKY
6 ай бұрын
Lol thank you!!
@jonesdoc
6 ай бұрын
Yeah, had to look that up. Learn something every day....
@Marie-sp6ku
6 ай бұрын
And just because I shouldn't have to be alone in this knowledge...merkins were actually invented in the 1400's for sex workers that shaved to avoid pubic lice. Now you know!
@thecakeladytm
6 ай бұрын
What the hell kind of movie needs a pubic wig?!😮
@rosemariebutler2474
6 ай бұрын
The "I hope so" after 'Heavenly Wang' coming soon had me dyin'😂😂😂😂😂
@clarewillison9379
6 ай бұрын
Same 🤣
@christinamann3640
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SilverPonyKat
6 ай бұрын
Same! 🎉
@timothyotool6913
6 ай бұрын
Wang means king
@albertgaines9944
6 ай бұрын
The universe is giveing her a sign
@mtlman12
6 ай бұрын
Merkin Vinyeards is owned by Maynard Keanon of the band Tool. He also makes his own wine under the name Caducious.
@-Reagan
6 ай бұрын
I thought you were joking
@feralworm
6 ай бұрын
Came here to say this. He knows what a merkin is.
@George.Andrews.
6 ай бұрын
Interesting. Thanks.
@rosella5358
6 ай бұрын
He also made a song called "Stinkfist" full of fisting innuendo. He knew what he was doing.
@themerkin1953
6 ай бұрын
Personally I think it's a great name...
@annawimpey5307
6 ай бұрын
If Heavenly Wang sells hotdogs, I will die. 😂
@heggiss
6 ай бұрын
Have eaten at Heavenly Wangs in Singapore Airport. They serve undercooked eggs. It was far from heavenly.
@hershekissed
6 ай бұрын
Dildos😂
@davidperkins7782
6 ай бұрын
Or milk to kids.
@user-hp8my2hp1y
6 ай бұрын
@@heggissdid you get food poisoning??
@takecover2b292
6 ай бұрын
When you arrive they say thank you for coming
@gramsci420
6 ай бұрын
I assure you, the proprietor of Merkin Vinyards likely doesn’t employ a marketing team, named his vinyard Merkin intentionally and is extremely comfortable with its implications. He probably would also get a chuckle out of being included in this list
@elizabethdavis5661
6 ай бұрын
Came here to say this!
@hershekissed
6 ай бұрын
Tell me more😂
@dollhousemausoleum
6 ай бұрын
It’s owned by Maynard James Keenan, from TOOL. He knew damn well what he was doing 😂
@jkbrown5496
6 ай бұрын
A callback to the Victorian prostitutes who were sans hair due to the mercury treatments for their professional hazard?
@PaulTheSkeptic
4 ай бұрын
I'm afraid to Google merkin. What is that?
@holysparkbatman
6 ай бұрын
You have summoned the TOOL fans. I have been to that place in Arizona and it’s so beautiful. Jerome is a must see as well.
@LazyIRanch
6 ай бұрын
Arizona has some beautiful natural places, I love the area around Flagstaff.
@Alacritous
6 ай бұрын
The vineyard one just needs a bunch of grapes in that inverted triangle shape below the name to really bring it home.
@user-ix4sq7pf3c
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@robertrhead1827
5 ай бұрын
Google their logo
@missnaomi613
11 күн бұрын
@@robertrhead1827I think I'm going to regret this... Yeah.
@AllTheHappySquirrels
6 ай бұрын
I just keep picturing George Takei saying _Ohhhh, mmmyyyyy!_
@robertjackson3552
6 ай бұрын
dammit Takei how do you keep getting on this line
@thefishwillbearmed7391
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@semidhimmi3184
6 ай бұрын
"she canna take it no longer! She'll blow for suuuuuuuure!" "Oh, My!"
@alienanimationn
6 ай бұрын
Spider man really is weaving that silk fast
@LazyIRanch
6 ай бұрын
Must have been something he ate, since that web is slung from a different orifice.🤔 I used to have that box, I ended up throwing it away but I kept it awhile just for laughs.
@txlyons2937
6 ай бұрын
Something must have scared him.
@PaulTheSkeptic
4 ай бұрын
Anatomically correct spiderman.
@roosternm6830
2 ай бұрын
Looks like he's losing his diaper
@MsGenXodus
6 ай бұрын
The spiderman box is probably more biologically accurate when you consider where spiders' web comes out.
@Gilded_Cage_Princess
6 ай бұрын
Yes
@oliverjunge8671
6 ай бұрын
That movie would probably get a different rating.
@UlshaRS
6 ай бұрын
We all saw it. IT'S NOW CANON!
@user-wc6bq8pe3s
6 ай бұрын
I can't see the spider web thing
@acunningham012869ac
6 ай бұрын
Almost passed out 🤣🤣🤣
@corpsehandler5321
6 ай бұрын
so that's what happens if spiderman sneezes
@kikidevine694
Ай бұрын
He needs to strengthen his pelvic floor
@DrProfessorMD
6 ай бұрын
Merkin Vineyards/Caduceus Cellars is owned by Maynard, the singer of Tool.
@christopherables4235
6 ай бұрын
For the Sizzling Pubs one - I always get a giggle from folks when they tell me they don't like people. I let them know that I understand... I used to love people, until I ran out of recipes.
@deborahmiller4377
Ай бұрын
Have you tried them with fava beans and a nice chianti?
@pjrapps
6 ай бұрын
For those who also don't know... Merkin Vineyard is an Arizona based business and it's owned & operated by the lead singer of a few little bands... Maybe some of you have heard of them: Tool, A Perfect Circle & Puscifer. In addition to singing and writing lyrics, he's always been an avid wine enthusiest with a dark sense of humor. With that said, this one was on purpose for sure. Love these videos, by the way. I watch all the time. Thanks.
@martineldritch
6 ай бұрын
Well today I just learned what a merkin is.
@Dare_Busted
3 ай бұрын
That Spiderman one seems like something I would do at the office trying so hard to have no one notice, laughing to myself the whole damn time
@Totally-Not-A-Robot
6 ай бұрын
I typically don't like being a walking billboard, so don't usually wear a shirt with a brand logo stuck on it. But I might make an exception for Heavenly Wang. 😂😂😂
@carpediemarts705
6 ай бұрын
The sigh following "I hope so"
@smallstudiodesign
6 ай бұрын
I totally want that Spider-Man tissue box. I’d coat it in resin to make it permanent and durable.
@exiledreptile1
6 ай бұрын
Merkin and caduceus cellars are owned by Maynard James Keenan lead singer of Tool.
@I.M.SofaKingdom
2 ай бұрын
I love your dry humor and stoic delivery. Heavenly Wang coming soon. 'I hope so. '😂😂😂😂😂
@AnamLiath
6 ай бұрын
The vineyard reminded me of Halloween costumes my ex and I wore in the 70s. Gorton's of Gloucester fisherman yellow raincoats and hats, flesh colored full body leotards, and giant, unruly merkins of fake sheepskin. A whole night of flashing people at the Halloween pub crawl!
@phaedrapage4217
6 ай бұрын
So much for trusting the Gorton's fisherman! 😂
@davidfarmer5783
2 ай бұрын
Thank you, ma'am. You have enlightened me by expanding my vocabulary. The word "Merkin" was a very specific hole in my education that you have kindly filled.
@refashionedhippie
2 ай бұрын
Oh no…
@ladywolfwolf
6 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for all of these shorts. You don't know how much I need these laughs.😊 Peace.😊
@MoraleOfficerGran
6 ай бұрын
You are absolutly hysterical. You make my day. 😂😂😂😂❤
@Hannahtheseal
6 ай бұрын
“Wang” is a Korean name meaning “King” so it’s “Heavenly King”
@milliesecond102
6 ай бұрын
THAT is who I hope will return soon! This earth has been taken over by such wickedness in plain sight that my list of products I won't buy is longer than what I do buy. I expect that Vinyard to go up in flames one day.
@rowdybliss
6 ай бұрын
RefashionedHippie: Heavenly Wang, coming soon! (I hope so…) Me: Not *TOO* soon, though, _amirite_
@MsMistyMaiden
6 ай бұрын
Merkin is on purpose. It's in Arizona. 😆
@animeotaku307
6 ай бұрын
Okay, I didn’t actually get the Merkin one. Can someone explain?
@flopus7
6 ай бұрын
Came to the comments to find out
@danflynn1978
6 ай бұрын
A merkin is a wig, that a lady of the night might wear on her hoo-ha.
@markfisher7962
6 ай бұрын
TBH, it's not a common item in your local wig store.
@scottschroeder4920
6 ай бұрын
A "merkin" is a, how do I say… a pubic toupee. And the owner of the vineyard is Maynard James Keenan, the frontman for Tool. Obviously, he’s quite the eccentric character so the name is quite fitting.
@Leena79
6 ай бұрын
@@danflynn1978Your explanation is kinda poetic. ❤
@TimothyHughlett-k2l
Ай бұрын
I've not commented on any channels and have liked maybe two, but your content and observations are just way too cool. Awesome.
@refashionedhippie
Ай бұрын
Thank you so much
@HarryWHill-GA
4 ай бұрын
You are the "David Attenborough" of design videos. Bravo Zulu (Well Done).
@HyperactiveNeuron
3 ай бұрын
The Spiderman box would have been perfect if it has been Tuck's medicated hemorrhoid relief wipes LOL
@DonnaLeeCussac
6 ай бұрын
Yes !!!!! Merkin Vinyards is on purpose !!! That's Maynard James Keenan the vocalist and driving force (one of them) behind the bands TOOL, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer. He has other successful vineyards as well. Plus it's Good !!
@dvldog_
6 ай бұрын
I don't get the problem with Merkin... do I dare to ask what the heck it is? Someone else mentioned it's Maynard James Kennan's (of Tool, A Perfect Circle and Pucifer fame) winery, so I'm sure if there's any um, "questionable" meaning behind that name choice it was intentional......
@JoNannerz333
6 ай бұрын
Same! I’m actually really curious about merkin as well having been to the vineyard! Is it like “Merica “ 🇺🇸? My fav on this vid is I like to eat kids.. lol love these shorts!!
@kareyannefoster
6 ай бұрын
A merkin is a pubic wig used in certain types of movies....😉😉
@jemborg
6 ай бұрын
It really came about as a device to hide scarring from the pox.
@gabriellecress3867
6 ай бұрын
It was intentional. I went there years ago and got a wine called "The Diddler."
@jemborg
6 ай бұрын
WTF? Everything I write gets deleted now. WTF IS GOING ON WITH KZitem. You just have to have the wrong gramner now. What are they worried about? All I wrote was it was a *p u b i c* wig used for covering sores from the *p o x.* (see if That gets through the almighty algorithm.) 😤
@karenjohnson7878
6 ай бұрын
He knew exactly what he was doing when he named his vineyard lol
@dorian9769
6 ай бұрын
From Wikipedia: "While the winery is named after the caduceus, an ancient symbol for commerce and staff of the Greek god Hermes, the vineyard is named Merkin Vineyards, after a pubic wig (merkin)." Love from a fan of A Perfect Circle.
@dallasponce709
3 ай бұрын
Yes. I love Judith and Chupacabra. I have been a Tool fan since 93. I've been to " Jerome" to Caduceus Merkin. Next door, they have the Puscifer store, and it's amazing. I lived in az for 21 years, and every year, I would go up there 2 or 3xs.
@anthonyhiggins7409
6 ай бұрын
I’m not a superhero/marvil thingy kinda person but… I love the Spider-Man tissue box! 😂
@emmao6578
6 ай бұрын
Yeah I wouldn't call that one bad design tbh, I think its pretty amazing
@anthonyhiggins7409
6 ай бұрын
@@emmao6578 The Amazing Spider-Man! 👌😆
@emmao6578
6 ай бұрын
@@anthonyhiggins7409 well damn, if only I'd done that deliberately 😅
@anthonyhiggins7409
6 ай бұрын
@@emmao6578 See, because this is the internet I wasn’t certain as to whither or not you actually did do that deliberately. And I’m still not. 😆
@dancingnature
4 ай бұрын
That “I hope so”for that last one made me scream with laughter
@Leena79
6 ай бұрын
Apart from the kid eating grandma, I somehow feel these are all intentional.
@jerryleroy9187
4 ай бұрын
I think that's Jill Biden so, I think It's also intentional.
@lyleschnitzler9120
6 ай бұрын
So happy to have stumbled across your videos!
@lizard3755
29 күн бұрын
That first one wasn't a mistake; it was a stroke of genius
@TheStoneWhisperer
6 ай бұрын
You’re just too much girl! I love it!! Spread me spread was the best! 🤣🤣
@curtisclayton8023
6 ай бұрын
Girl, you sounded a little wistful about your take about Heavenly Wang. At least you didn't juxtapose the tomato & basil schmear immediately after Heavenly Wang. That would have been hilarious 😄
@adriennecouture2265
6 ай бұрын
"I hope so.". Bwaaaaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂😂. You are a very funny woman!!!!
@norsepatriot
6 ай бұрын
Darlin' I these Bad Design videos are my favorite. They get me rollin every time. And btw, you look really nice in tank tops. 🙂👍
@RugerRino
6 ай бұрын
Your videos make my day... Just hilarious! So thank you!
@martingoddard8403
6 ай бұрын
"I hope so" You and me both, sister 😏
@KayKorTeeVee
6 ай бұрын
Not the spider man 💀
@wpatrickw2012
6 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved it when she said the words “spread me.”
@WolfQuantum
3 ай бұрын
"I love kids, I just can't eat a whole one." came to mind. Now maybe I know where that came from.
@jean-francoisdaignault9612
5 ай бұрын
“I hope so.” Gurl, I feel ya.
@Ken-Nelson
6 ай бұрын
I died on your ending "I hope so.........."
@michellemoore4677
4 ай бұрын
"For a creamy and rich taste ...." Is just nutso to have not only gotten by the management,but the printer/packsgers too!LMAO!!!
@susangrande8142
3 ай бұрын
LOL!!! I had to watch the video twice to get the Spider-Man Kleenex box!!! 😂 The marketing team HAD to know!
@CeciEess
6 ай бұрын
The “I hope so” 😂😂😂😂 I felt that 😂 and screamed out loud when she said it
@Morbius6995
5 ай бұрын
I love her voice! She's also very beautiful and funny!
@SecretSquirrelly
6 ай бұрын
They should have went with Deadpool instead of Spidey! 😂
@JavierHernandez-vt2uj
4 ай бұрын
ALL DAMN 😂 I need to find that spread. Plus it's probably GMO free and no filters 😂
@JonMahn
6 ай бұрын
You're the best. Solid chuckle every time
@tatianagranger2427
4 ай бұрын
“I hope so” spit out my drink on that one!
@themotofixery
2 ай бұрын
The guy that owns merkin vineyards knew what he was doing and he is a very interesting and talented singer/artist in a few different bands. Manard James Keenan is his name.
@KASANATION
6 ай бұрын
The “I like to eat kids” reminds me of “Let’s eat, Grandma” “Let’s eat Grandma” from elementary school English
@JamesBarrett-sh5cl
6 ай бұрын
love your stuff, especially the rubber chicken episode
@Myrune1
4 ай бұрын
I put "merkin" on the Word of the Day board at work once. I started the WOTD so I could put words like that on there. LOL
@user-Army11Bro
3 ай бұрын
Thank you for the insight and funny things. ❤❤❤❤
@jamespettit1792
6 ай бұрын
The winery could have been inspired by Firestone Brewing, which has Velvet Merkin Stout.
@milliesecond102
6 ай бұрын
When you look up the TRUE history of Firestone vineyard (what the owner worships), you'll start seeing how dark these rich people are and hopefully have nothing to do with them. ❤ Edit: I have decades of study history of religion and certain bloodlines that go back centuries.
@paulamcdonald6568
5 ай бұрын
This entire short had me loudly cracking up. Just an fyi, to get marked is also slang for murdered. 😂 crazy stuff.
@a.w.andrews9146
6 ай бұрын
Merkin Vineyards? Could have been worse: Quim Winery.
@mathewfuher1509
6 ай бұрын
Spider-Man is on a roll! I saw a spydy balloon. The inflator tab was right between his legs. Amazing! Great work bythe way😂
@GildaLee27
Ай бұрын
Merkins were a required fashion accessory among the rich & stylish during the Roman early empire period.
@alanmcmillian
2 ай бұрын
The grandmother in the "I like to eat kids" ad is what sells it.
@simeon2851
3 ай бұрын
They knew. They all knew.
@tyro244
6 ай бұрын
The Venture Brothers actually created a Spiderman-type character and his webbing actually comes out his butt.
@mme.dilettante
6 ай бұрын
Your vids ALWAYS make me laugh out loud 🎉
@chrmcrft1976
6 ай бұрын
(Merkin) you learn a new word everyday and I agree with you! 😂
@benwillcox6032
6 ай бұрын
…Merkin vineyards is owned by Maynard in the band tool. The name is absolutely intentional.
@MrFlame-zk5cy
6 ай бұрын
The spider man tissue box is just... something
@SilverPonyKat
6 ай бұрын
Who can't use more Heavenly Wang in their life? Men? Ladies? We all want it, right?
@KarisPigNose
6 ай бұрын
I love your dry delivery. 👍❤️
@sandihagopian1666
6 ай бұрын
As always, you made me snort!
@foosmonkey
6 ай бұрын
The name Merkin Vineyards Is 100% intentional. The owner is a famous rockstar and knows exactly what he’s doing.
@Metallomanka
6 ай бұрын
I like to eat kids sign reminded me of a joke about an ad about a bulldog needing a new home. The descritpion included "will eat anything. Loves children".
@paulpratt
6 ай бұрын
🤔🧐😁 That Spiderman tissue box is funny...but would be FUNNIER if it was Deadpool. 🤣😘😎
@MichaelMoody-hk4ff
6 ай бұрын
She said I hope so lol. I got ya girl😂
@glbernini0
4 ай бұрын
I need some HEAVENLY WANG merch!
@stillalive360
6 ай бұрын
Off topic from the video, but does anyone else think this lady's voice is really calming? She should do an audio book or something
@refashionedhippie
6 ай бұрын
Please check out my longer videos, and thank you
@PeachysMom
6 ай бұрын
I had a teacher named Dr. Merkin when I was in my residency
@katendress6142
6 ай бұрын
Gynecologist?
@PeachysMom
6 ай бұрын
@@katendress6142 lol no psychoanalyst
@DeathPenny
4 ай бұрын
Maynard James Keenan from the band Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer owns that vineyard and I do believe the name was deliberately meant to elicit the very reaction you had lol - FYI the wine is amazing. oh and they should have put DeadPool on the tissue box - would have been just as funny and made more sense lol
@satoons
6 ай бұрын
i love how she just sounds so done
@derbygirl148
6 ай бұрын
But Deadpool would love the spiderman tissues!!!!
@Katenric
5 ай бұрын
“…I hope so…” 🤣
@bluebarry6128
6 ай бұрын
There’s something about her voice that is so mesmerizing.
@danielflinton
3 ай бұрын
YES!!! MERKIN VINEYARD!! it is a deliberate joke.
@adamvalerio1377
6 ай бұрын
Merkin Vineyard is the brain child of the lead singer of TOOL, Maynard James Keenan. It was done on purpose.
@klaindunn
6 ай бұрын
Merkin Vinyard is Maynard James Keenan. You may know him as the singer for the band Tool, or A perfect circle, or Puscifer. Checkout the logo.
@Raycefan
6 ай бұрын
Also, your voice is like butter!!
@roygbiv7534
6 ай бұрын
For some reason I hear Jean-Ralphio from P&R singing "Gonna give her that 🎶 Heavenly Waaang! 🎶"
@craigsurette3438
Ай бұрын
For those who dont know, Merkin Vineyards is the current day job of Maynard James Keynan the frontman of the band Tool. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing
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