You forgot to say please!.... and because of that, I will sub.
@justadumbyoutubecommenter3765
2 жыл бұрын
nah
@justadumbyoutubecommenter3765
2 жыл бұрын
@Joe hey! im not subbing cuz i already am subbed
@agentnightmare6486
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe... you got any clever roasts to deliver me?
@markmonoton6224
2 жыл бұрын
@@agentnightmare6486 Why did cunt cross the road? -To subscribe to my channel.
@OneBiasedOpinion
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the little geckos are universally known in the Stellaris community as the poster boys for extermination.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
Жыл бұрын
Sci-fi Gandhi
@Dead_End_Angel
8 ай бұрын
@@proudsaiyanprince2651i lold
@aaroncabatingan5238
8 ай бұрын
I fucking hate those guys. No matter what run I'm on, I always go full exterminatus mode when I find out they exist.
@Samu_Neko
8 ай бұрын
Fr, everytime i use that character is for a evil and cold empire lol
@uncannybeagle7512
6 ай бұрын
I mean, the Prikki-ti always have the Geico portrait. That probably contributed a decent amount.
@pearlbuzzard3635
2 жыл бұрын
Xenophobic Egalitarians be like:
@jxslayz6663
2 жыл бұрын
Lets liberate them boiiiis yyeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaww!!!
@52flyingbicycles
2 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on letting shares burdens do xenophobic. Cuba build when 🥺
@keiranferrier3642
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is equal, just some are more equal than others
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
2 жыл бұрын
"All humans are born equal. But the xeno scum who are hatched, spawned, seeded, or fermented are pests of the galaxy"
@kabobawsome
2 жыл бұрын
"I thought you were all about equality. It's not equality when you're committing genocide!" "I am. Everyone is equally dead. And I'm not 'genocidal', that would be horrifyingly racist. I'm omnicidal."
@addisonwelsh
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I did a multiplayer campaign with some friends using that gecko model, and all of them were making jokes none stop about me traveling the galaxy to sell car insurance. They stopped joking when I out teched them all, carried their asses through the War in Heaven, and became the dominant galactic power. They existed because I tolerated them. My first order as Galactic Emperor was to make car insurance illegal.
@markmonoton6224
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
2 жыл бұрын
The cuter they are the more ruthless they come, that's Stellaris alright -- Brought to you by the Cuties Portrait Association
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
2 жыл бұрын
@Tech Priestess Micaela 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jagothegamer5750
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, sounds like a villain's origin story
@professionalretard4293
2 жыл бұрын
"They existed because I tolerated them." bruh
@MontuPlays
2 жыл бұрын
Voting? Is this some sort of egalitarian joke that I'm too authoritarian to understand?
@boldCactuslad
2 жыл бұрын
well, no, but *spends influence* actually yes
@martin19746
2 жыл бұрын
Voting? Blasphemy, Authoritarian government is the only way forward
@ChaoticNeutralMatt
2 жыл бұрын
What is this 'individual will', you speak of?
@B3RyL
2 жыл бұрын
Voting, egalitarian, authoritarian... just some primitive notions that only the inferior flesh-bags could conceive of. Logic, computation, predictive algorithms... now those are the true pillars of superior decision-making capabilities.
@OneBiasedOpinion
2 жыл бұрын
Says the Freedonian. ;)
@NicktheLongman
2 жыл бұрын
Screaming in the background: "FUCKIN' HERETIIIIICS!"
@TaurusTheCrazyBull
2 жыл бұрын
All over one heretical magazine
@ldavidtw2000
2 жыл бұрын
I shall complete this comment section by becoming the 69th upvote
@bambblamb3734
2 жыл бұрын
it was justified
@imapopo2924
2 жыл бұрын
One giant, fiery hot bath in the Emperor's Holy Light COMING RIGHT UP! -The Inquisitor, probably
@Ashelybee
2 жыл бұрын
"you know i don't think the emperor is that cool-" Warhammer 40k fans:
@caad5258
2 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, my Stellaris saves run a lot quicker after one or two empires are "pruned".
@lolasdm6959
2 жыл бұрын
As the devs intended
@thenerfkid9228
2 жыл бұрын
this is why i run things like fanatic purifers in my game as ai. so i can annex them and not feel bad at all.
@Darlf_Sevil
Жыл бұрын
@@thenerfkid9228 some time later you and 6 of them xd
@exoticbutters4212
7 ай бұрын
I just subjugate them as tributaries until they rebel, and then they get pruned
@badpiggies988
6 ай бұрын
Especially if they pass tiyanki pest control and you become the crisis after that
@maxducks2001
2 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen the cute geckos as Fanatical Purifiers, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
@hackr6751
2 жыл бұрын
Bro the entire player base always picks the cute portraits when they make fanatic purifiers. You'd most likely have more nickels than scrooge McDuck.
@orctrihar
Жыл бұрын
Well yes, they are cute and adorable therefore everyone else are filthy disgusting xeno in comparaison !
@brandondanforth8342
6 ай бұрын
@@hackr6751 too young or too old? To get the "Phineas and Ferb" Dr. Doofenshmirtz reference I mean
@redfireeverstar2651
3 ай бұрын
Never seen them as anything other than fanatical purifiers. And I've seen at least 5 times. The Prikki or something like that
@jeremywright5036
19 күн бұрын
There is an anomaly that spawns them as purifiers.
@szymonrozanski6938
2 жыл бұрын
Appearance often misleads. So if ever a Cute little Gecko alien comes to you and says he is gonna glass your planet. You better believe it.
@Mr.Rendo1
Жыл бұрын
I love how they look so adorable but are very genocidal
@maximdfd6359
Жыл бұрын
The meme: Jeff: looks gross Me: wow, he could be daungerous My Friend: No, he is very nice, couldn’t hurt a fly Me: -sees Gecko- adorable, let’s make him Vassal to make him save My Friend: Don’t go near him, he is nuts
@belgiandoggo6584
Жыл бұрын
As a Gestalt Consciousness I do not understand the idea of "democracy" but I believe the green lizard has a great point.
@markmonoton6224
Жыл бұрын
I concur
@legsusmaximus6854
2 жыл бұрын
love me Xenophobes Love me Gene Warriors Love me Humans Simple as
@tymeier7570
Жыл бұрын
The Emperor Protects
@missk1697
Жыл бұрын
Love me Authoritarian Love me Psionic Armies Love me Foxes Simple as.
@DepressedCrow
Жыл бұрын
'ove da litl uns 'ove da empror 'ate eratics 'ate xenos Smpl as
@lukesites2457
10 ай бұрын
@@DepressedCrowcertified ogryn moment. Based
@knightpal1545
4 ай бұрын
@@DepressedCrow PROTEC DA LIL UN'S!
@flamingcroatan3739
2 жыл бұрын
"Let's talk about a small problem" OR "Let's solve a bigger problem"
@swish5557
2 жыл бұрын
dude u just got blessed by the algorithm i just got this in my recommended
@markmonoton6224
2 жыл бұрын
Lucky me
@duphasdan
Жыл бұрын
The little lizard has my vote.
@alon4039
2 жыл бұрын
I would side with the Egalitarians if they weren’t pacifists 💀🙏
@thefamily8655
2 жыл бұрын
Militaristic egalitarians yes
@alon4039
2 жыл бұрын
@@thefamily8655 The Democratic Crusaders of the Galaxy ⚔️😎
@wolverineftw
2 жыл бұрын
@@alon4039 "Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist." -K-2SO
@shahsoftinc.2459
2 жыл бұрын
@@alon4039 crusaders were evil
@Wyatt125
2 жыл бұрын
@@shahsoftinc.2459 Do you not understand? He was Talking about fricking stellaris, not Real life
@morsmad3934
2 жыл бұрын
"We come in peace, friend." "We're not, xeno!"
@Snoogen11
2 жыл бұрын
How people expect to play xenophile egalitarian: Yay, love, peace, and prosperity for all! Me playing Xenophile egalitarian: all aliens deserve to be equally free... some more than others. All aliens deserve a long and healthy life.... provided they are useful to me.
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
2 жыл бұрын
We need to liberate the poor suffering xenos from their oppressive regimes and barbaric lifestyles! They will feel the warm and loving embrace of our superior culture! (sorry this just got too real)
@shahsoftinc.2459
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-wb7ez9ud4p yep, got super real. Murica
@hackr6751
2 жыл бұрын
How to rp as space 'murica: 1) play fanatic egalitarian militarist 2) ideology war stance 3) enforce ideology on all your neighbours 4) vassalize your new allies 5) repeat
@galadorus
2 жыл бұрын
That's driven assimilator for you
@P1gdude
2 жыл бұрын
@@hackr6751 "I F*ckin Love War, I wanna kill people for money and destroy Cultures and history Jack" ~President Elect Sundowner of the Terran Interstellar Republic
@itsZach05
2 жыл бұрын
I like your funny words lizard man
@GravitWry
2 жыл бұрын
"Alright look, we'll talk diplomacy." "Nothing's off the table right?
@valentine8161
2 жыл бұрын
"The only correct resonance is the resonance that kills the bastards" - Muhamed Ghamndi, probably.
@scientistx5717
Жыл бұрын
Nuclear Ghandi
@jaif7327
Ай бұрын
muhamed ghamndi
@spaghettienjoyer1304
Жыл бұрын
Geiko is tired of insuring people now it wants to incinerate people 💀
@Bass-ef3dr
Жыл бұрын
F*CKING HERETICS! -inquisitor
@watcherdavid3158
Жыл бұрын
Bro went from "save 15% or more on car issurance to- 'Kill the bastards' "☠️
@-WarCriminal-22
Ай бұрын
And now I understand the joke behind Vulkan having that gecko as his "avatar" in TTS spin-off about Stellaris game.
@rubles88alvarez83
Жыл бұрын
This one short got me into Stellaris
@SirDankleberry
Жыл бұрын
It's always the fucking space gecko, the cute starfish or the funny jellyfish.
@someguynamedsteve203
2 жыл бұрын
Geico Save 50% or more on planet insurance.
@Gabriel-no6wv
2 жыл бұрын
I never played with democracy.
@markmonoton6224
2 жыл бұрын
Based
@martin19746
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome fellow authoritarian, come sit at the table along with the rest of the based
@acrimony1611
2 жыл бұрын
The closest I have gotten was a Dictatorship
@veryangryduckpl2122
2 жыл бұрын
@@martin19746 Can I join in? I have some psionic bugs that I assimilated to the shroud if anyone wants them.
@martin19746
2 жыл бұрын
@@veryangryduckpl2122 Take a seat, personally I always like me some psionics. Love waging war with huge clone armies and a few psionics as generals.
@tramachi7027
2 жыл бұрын
Egalitarian, Spiritualists are my fav. Venturing on a Grant Crusade to rid the Galaxy of Heresy and Heathens while everyone who isnt a Heretic or Heathen gets to live in a equal, free and """"""democratic"""""" civilization
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
2 жыл бұрын
That's actually one of the ethic combinations I haven't tried yet... Might do that next game lol.
@user-jy8np7zx3z
2 жыл бұрын
well, I thought about either belief of everyone being equal... or crysis civ for whom all are equal in the face of Aetherophase engine
@veryangryduckpl2122
2 жыл бұрын
How is it thay you are less peacefull than my authoritarian spiritualist empire?
@StarboyXL9
Жыл бұрын
A fascinating combo I hadn't considered
@DepressedCrow
Жыл бұрын
'ove da emprah
@H_Eli
2 жыл бұрын
I don' know man i'm somwat of an Egaleterian myself. Ate everyone, not racist or anything they r just in da way man.
@rabidchoco1
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing more egalitarian than a Devouring Swarm. "Yeah. You're all food."
@boldCactuslad
2 жыл бұрын
truth. it isn't our fault that xenos are weak and tasty.
@Higher-Ground
5 ай бұрын
@@rabidchoco1 Everyone is equal, and by equal I mean they are all food for the hive. See? *Equality.*
@jebbus132
Жыл бұрын
Fuck it *_starts installing Stellaris again_*
@Blundabus1337
2 жыл бұрын
The best stellaris videos are less than one minute long. It's why Strat is the only channel I'm subbed to in regards to it.
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
2 жыл бұрын
Empire design and selection is my fav Stellaris minigame, can't tell you how many hours I've spent on it XD
@michimatsch5862
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the second part of the game was just there to provide justification for the empire creation processes. Especially when using all those ethics&civics alternative forks.
@cosmictreason2242
Жыл бұрын
I wish it was cleaned up some. Authoritarianism isn’t on a spectrum with egalitarianism but libertarianism. (Or anarchy, frankly. Guess that would be fanatic libertarianism) Egalitarianism is on a spectrum with a classed, or at least hierarchical society.
@michimatsch5862
Жыл бұрын
@@cosmictreason2242 use one of the civics and ethics alternative mods.
@user-wb7ez9ud4p
Жыл бұрын
@@cosmictreason2242 IKR. but the thing is, spiritualism and materialism (the way the game interprets it) isn't in conflict with each other either. the game has to force you to make some choices though, which is why I guess.
@cosmictreason2242
Жыл бұрын
@@user-wb7ez9ud4p well strictly philosophically yes, spiritualism and materialism are exclusive. The former refers to metaphysical dualism and the latter refers to metaphysical monism. Spirit is a philosophical term for any non material substance. Materialism is the idea that there is only material substance. So that checks out
@zalanhajdu1903
2 жыл бұрын
in stellaris you either roleplay and play according to the ethics your empire has or play a meta empire and rush the 25x crisis in 2275, needless to say im a bit of a pick something then entirely not do what the empire is most fit for
@JoshSweetvale
Жыл бұрын
Pacifist: Passive-aggressive Mean Girls politicking with a giant fleet hidden behind your back. Xenophile: Your pops are my pops, your fleets are my fleets, and your foes... are my pops too. Individualist: AMERICAAA!!! Directly convert overconsumption to cultural growth.
@Higher-Ground
5 ай бұрын
When ever I play Xenophile I end up committing atrocities.
@skylordthe1st
2 жыл бұрын
Based geko
@Eadragonixius
2 ай бұрын
For me, I always wanted to do a run where I **don’t** kill everyone in the galaxy, but everyone forces me to become the Inperium of Man and slaughter all the Xenos, the Mutant, and the Heretic no matter how I try to change
@williamorizetti8427
Ай бұрын
I haven't killed anyone yet, just absorbed them into the hive mind, actually correction I have killed but that's the useless livestock creatures...
@Van-Leo
2 жыл бұрын
im just laughing my ass off thinking about how the humans put so much thought into one phrase expecting it to go up against another phrase made in the same thought, but instead its just "kill the bastards" and was probably an off handed quote
@skrumbobumbo3279
Жыл бұрын
I just watched a video where the cute lizard people were being played as pacifists and this scared me. End lizard violence
@LuizAlexPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
Greetings from beloved Terra, home of the human race Salutations that bear tremendous terror for a bullet's in your face An agent of death and mass destruction Proudly served the homeworld with distinction A dealer of lethal savage killin' blows Personally ended the last of many Xenos
@gamingforever9121
Ай бұрын
It’s the genocide geckos going kill the bastards gets me every time.
@EricTheRedWiseman
Жыл бұрын
Rogue Servitors: "Voting? Why would i comply with your registration and regulations when the only rights you have is playing at recess and us pampering your every need ... to be processed in our catalytic processors as genetical nerve stapled cattle. I'm just your standard guardian! Glory to the Ministry!
@blueday2215
6 ай бұрын
"It's often said that if your playing as Humans in Stellaris you start out trying to be like the United of Planets from Star Trek and by the end of your game end up like The Imperium of Man from 40k."
@tymeier7570
Жыл бұрын
Only people of culture will get what that song at the end is The Emperor Protects
@Higher-Ground
5 ай бұрын
Personally, I believe in… “From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…”
@unifiedhorizons2663
2 жыл бұрын
Emperor of man this base content
@chickenman6308
2 жыл бұрын
Gecko supremacy is best supremacy.
@draconian_dragons6588
Ай бұрын
I come back every couple weeks to watch this
@salamanderdraediustechmari7999
Жыл бұрын
I can only think of TTS special where vulkan was a lisard
@jonharrison3114
Жыл бұрын
Those geckos just look like their plotting something, devious little creatures
@TheChair-516
9 ай бұрын
He’s got my vote
@josey_8204
Ай бұрын
My lizard civilization is called "dads against drunk driving"
@YIIMM
Ай бұрын
I was just about to say that sounds like Gianni...
@-WarCriminal-22
Ай бұрын
And then you realised it's an edit of his meme voiceover
@tubalord3693
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know if this is weird, but I genuinely feel bad whenever I play that way I guess I’m just too empathetic even for a lines of code
@xyreniaofcthrayn1195
Жыл бұрын
Fanatic Xenophile and part time warrior bot making love and war... sometimes together he, he, he.
@m.rafsanjanihizqilmaliktua849
16 күн бұрын
Ahh yesss the clasicc "fanatic purifier" and "determine extermination" moment 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
@tealandstudios1825
2 жыл бұрын
First comment also this is relatable but I'm 50/50
@TheContingency25x
Жыл бұрын
Forced query: what is this ‘individual will’ your workers seem to have?
@Chaotic_Wendigo
5 ай бұрын
Purifiers got my vote😂😂
@AiluridaeAureus
Жыл бұрын
Ah, the Prikk'Ti.
@knightpal1545
4 ай бұрын
As someone who's new to Stellaris. I love this already.
@solarchos4352
Жыл бұрын
Vote for the Psycho Geico Gecko Party!!!!
@mrmemes170
5 ай бұрын
My comercial pacts, research pacts, and migration pacts after I use a colossus:
@TheLordNovo
Жыл бұрын
The rules of paradox games demand “kill the bastards” be your first and only option
@androidynamit
9 ай бұрын
We do a little cracking the gaia world
@bgcvetan
Жыл бұрын
And that is why Blorg are superior option than bolt of them.
@Zachary-po8qw
7 ай бұрын
ah yes the old fashioned “hitting your kids is wrong!” versus “if it can crawl, it can brawl.”
@TheRealSamIsSwag
4 ай бұрын
what is bro yapping about
@doomyboi
2 жыл бұрын
Terravores: I'm something of an egalitarian myself
@auraguard0212
Жыл бұрын
Omnitarian xD
@unsocialchain
Жыл бұрын
I'm too science for you
@jamwrightiam
2 ай бұрын
Look that diplomat insulted me I had no choice
@dodojesus4529
Жыл бұрын
Winner, " lets galk better mileage" Those fucking lizards had it coming
@ruffydoge5783
2 жыл бұрын
I saw this on recommended and was like eh... aahahhaaha pleasant suprise!
@henryhill1231
8 ай бұрын
Me every single game:
@Samu_Neko
8 ай бұрын
That geckos are the nightmare of the galaxy ☠️
@aidanwarren4980
2 жыл бұрын
Feels weird seeing this meme like the day after reading the original in the Onion
@kelvintorres6142
16 күн бұрын
They always laugh at the Gecko portrait until they realize that YOU are the end game crisis and the entirety of the galactic community is in a state of total war against you
@shruumy09
2 жыл бұрын
this video got me actually thinking of getting stellaris and the leviathan pack
@Frosted_Imperiam
Жыл бұрын
Soon it will come. The worm is near. The shroud beckons.
@Transgamedev
Ай бұрын
One of my scientists became the god of a pre-ftl world and when we sent an army to remove her they nuked themselves back to the Stone Age.
@primachpepe8597
2 жыл бұрын
well played sir
@Idk_Whiff89
Жыл бұрын
Me with anyone who enters my space.💀
@kirigayaofthedollars1964
Жыл бұрын
Awwwwww yes the infamously muderous space Gecko 🦎
@ditch_magnet
8 күн бұрын
literally shaking & crying rn geico would NEVER say this
@antelcon1449
2 жыл бұрын
Those are literally my two last created empires
@wastedviking6280
2 жыл бұрын
I love democracy.
@unregierbar7694
2 жыл бұрын
Need this in vic. This hypocrisy that genocide is bad in vic and eu but not in stellaris is getting ridiculous.
@kiravatheargonian
Жыл бұрын
Egalitarian Militarists: *_LEEEEROOYYY_*
@chrishamilton7516
Жыл бұрын
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on planet cracking
@neltronz
Жыл бұрын
Empires will crumble beneath the might of Bubbles
@approximateCognition
2 жыл бұрын
Materialidt egalitarians are still best.
@jank.l.santos9513
Ай бұрын
What about the Imperiam of man option
@DustKingArchives
2 ай бұрын
Now better mileage would win. I pay about 440 per gallon in Oregon and when I was visiting my family this year in 2024 in California it was 599 a gallon.
@jjsmith7707
Жыл бұрын
Both? Both is good.
@Goobt64
2 ай бұрын
I just started a game, got surrounded by 3 militarist aliens who declared war on me one after another and gave up, I’ll try again when the new expansion comes out
@cam75501
9 ай бұрын
first playthrough vs second playthrough
@gamergirlbathwater7605
Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, I would vote for the geico gecko
@siittosiika54
8 ай бұрын
Egalitarian xenopohobes be like: I will free you! From life!
@mrhenry404
Жыл бұрын
militarism xenophobia traits: KILL KILL KILL
@thisisaname5589
2 жыл бұрын
The second one.
@Swagmaster07
8 күн бұрын
These guys have the balls to hate everyone, If I wanted to I could ez solo them in my game lmao
@SciFoxSolum
8 ай бұрын
Which message will resonate with voters? 1) R34 - это стихийный феномен, бороться с ним бесполезно. С ним нужно смириться. 2) *Kill the bastards.*
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