Nothing funnier than Chris attempting to rewrite the past when he’s the most documented person online 😂
@manbeast6482
8 ай бұрын
Well you see that was past chris and he went and meditated n shit and now he thinks he is the god of retcon
@pixelmaster9964
8 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ-Chan sonichu lives in a non linear time line, unlike the rest of us. Past and present is a concept Chris transcended long ago.
@ZacharyOsterman
8 ай бұрын
Chris thinks he can gaslight the timeline.
@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn
8 ай бұрын
I have two shrines dedicated specifically to (wtf kind of pronoun can I even put to describe this guy?) “him”. Plus his mom is hot, come on.
@ZacharyOsterman
8 ай бұрын
@TwoHornedJewnicorn Considering he managed to the get the ultra inclusive trans community to denounce and reject him. Him is perfect
@zanebrah
8 ай бұрын
chris chan and bob fight but its a 1920's silent film
@ToadtheGreat1
8 ай бұрын
I dropped that exact video lol
@zanebrah
8 ай бұрын
@@ToadtheGreat1 I'm fairly sure I watched it lmao, shit was hilarious
@salem3641
8 ай бұрын
oh my god i NEED to see that
@HoChiMints2007
8 ай бұрын
(Pianist going ham on the piano)
@steele_heart77
8 ай бұрын
@@ToadtheGreat1 This is art, thank you for bestowing this ✨masterpiece✨ unto the world
@attilavarga1152
8 ай бұрын
"Maybe her body is 19 years old, but I digress, because her soul is 3000 years old!" Chris, probably
@henriquelambcastellanos8439
8 ай бұрын
"among which"
@kino_vel
8 ай бұрын
"period."
@Mewdo45
8 ай бұрын
Chris rationalizing boinking barb
@Civil_Protection_Unit_DK-2496
7 ай бұрын
"Sigh"
@Colonel_RamRod
6 ай бұрын
It’s a 3000 year old demon that only the bent duck can tame
@Jeff-ok6dr
8 ай бұрын
Chris is probably punching the air because none of these companies are listening.
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
what's funnier is that he doesn't even realize he could appeal to his troon status to get some traction. On twitter.
@trigularity
8 ай бұрын
he is pile driving the void
@maglio825
8 ай бұрын
Probably groaning angrily and shitting like the good ole days
@jampine8268
8 ай бұрын
@@maglio825 Chris's "Angry" grunts always sounded like he had chronic bowl issues.
@DeaconPain
8 ай бұрын
@@jampine8268 Knowing the dudes diet chris 100% has a scorched earth gut biome
@tavatavatavi9446
8 ай бұрын
The memes with Bob and Chris fighting in different themes are fucking glorious lmao
@causticwit
8 ай бұрын
The pirate one is my favourite 😂
@TardMan1
8 ай бұрын
The airline pilot one is the best I've seen so far. Dude has the chris chan impression down pat lol.
@tavatavatavi9446
8 ай бұрын
@@TardMan1 I like the one where they’re ants
@r1g0r_m0rt1s
8 ай бұрын
I like the one that's 3D animated
@GabyGeorge1996
8 ай бұрын
I like the one where Chris is Vader and Bob is Palpatine
@trogdorrules
8 ай бұрын
To be fair, most lolcows probably consider 19 years old to be "older"
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
senior citizens, they won't picture in their radar.
@ChrisSuperDude
8 ай бұрын
I legitimately said yesterday, “Chris’ only redeeming quality is that he doesn’t like children.”
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
@@ChrisSuperDude that's kind of debatable but by technicality. at the beginnings of the sonichu comic, Chris was shipping and pairing underage characters. He alsowas unaware that Usagi from Sailor Moon was underage among other things, not that it stopped him from trying to strangle the duck because he was straight. But yeah i guess the only w we can have with Chris is that he isn't actively seeking out minors even if he gropes whoever woman he is in contact with
@PinkFreddybearLuck333
8 ай бұрын
his ass did give barbs age group tho :(
@Se7enBeatleofDoom
8 ай бұрын
According to Cyrax 19 year old = 90 year old.
@platinumdragonslayer6128
8 ай бұрын
He’s not gonna make it to old age. I am so sick of Chris, I’m tired of him using current events as a excuse for what he wants! We know what he did to his mom and he knows it as well. And no matter how much he tried to rewrite his story, the truth will always be at the back of his mind and I truly think the guilt of what he did is starting to catch up with him. Just like that face he made when someone reminded him of his deed in a comment. His look of shame.
@whoknowswhocares885
8 ай бұрын
Life expectancy of individuals with severe autism is projected to be 40-50
@Videogeek95
8 ай бұрын
Are you referring to "Guilt" as the general "Karma" caused by the situation... Because this video even existing in the first place is proof that Chris is incapable of feeling "Guilt"... It is BLATANTLY obvious that Chris has deliberately been told "It is by sheer dumb luck you were mischarged... But mark my words ANYTHING like this again and you WILL die in a prison cell..." THAT is why he is so desperate to rewrite things and deny anything... He is LITERALLY doing "Pretend it didn't happen so I can go back to doing what I want to do..."
@Tere225
8 ай бұрын
@@Videogeek95 is also coming to bite him in real life. Chris is used to no consequence. But now he's getting kicked out of conventions and being disowned by the bronies (something that takes skills)
@iroquoispliskin4347
8 ай бұрын
@@Videogeek95 did it come out as misstrial, i thought it was time severed for the crime
@dionysus6892
8 ай бұрын
@@whoknowswhocares885 I said it before, one day we're all wake up to news that Chris ran out into traffic chasing a Pikachu balloon and was flattened by a semi. His last words are "the multiverse swap is coming!"
@Icyangel10
8 ай бұрын
For anyone curious it's not a "new season of Malcolm in the Middle" thing it's a "This Power Rangers series is over time to make a new series with a new cast & different story unrelated to the last series" thing. I know it's stupid but thought I'd clarify. Chris the show ended, they had a finale with everyone moving on & getting older. There's a new cast & new story, as much as moving on sucks you need to get over it.(I know that'll never happen but Chris is one of those people that make you feel like it needs to be said)
@henriquelambcastellanos8439
8 ай бұрын
chris never moves on from anything
@diegodankquixote-wry3242
8 ай бұрын
Chirs was also upset that the Zordon Era ended lol
@MrTheBaron
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, that makes more sense. At least people aren't too hung up on the Zordon era as far as I know.
@Icyangel10
7 ай бұрын
@@henriquelambcastellanos8439 You got a point but I couldn't help but complain cause jfc Chris what the fuck was I forced to look at
@ChrisChanoit.HughLauriesAgent
8 ай бұрын
He definitely gave Snorlax the Pokèflute
@Stuckinabucketagain
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@twitchybristles
8 ай бұрын
I hate how hard I laughed at this lmao
@Zedsdead83
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂pokeflute. Im gonna have to use that good sir in all my sonichu plowing snorlax comments.
@HeavyMetalBeliever
7 ай бұрын
I hate that I laughed at that. The image of Chris fucking Barb is incredibly unpleasant.
@ChrisChanoit.HughLauriesAgent
7 ай бұрын
@@twitchybristlesSometimes a good laugh Is needed!
@Frankodragon1
8 ай бұрын
If Bob were alive, and found out about Chris r-worded Barb, Chris would be in a hospital in critical condition while Bob would be in jail.
@MrTheBaron
8 ай бұрын
Forget the hospital. The internet won't be the only thing Bob will be cutting down, put it that way.
@Mewdo45
8 ай бұрын
Bob's probably waiting for Chris in hell
@heelyBrah
7 ай бұрын
Lmfao what? He'd probably defend him like he always did when chris did bad things
@Kitty255Again
7 ай бұрын
"You listen to me. I can always start again. Have another kid."
@redjirachi1
7 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Chris was waiting until he was gone
@gamergamer7508
8 ай бұрын
A woman half his age is the “older woman” he spoke of…. Classic Chris Chan
@bradleysublett
8 ай бұрын
HALF HIS AGE!? GROSS, i actually almost puked
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
well, technically counts as Barb if Chris is really as old as Jesus respawned.
@gamergamer7508
8 ай бұрын
@@bradleysublett 19 years and 41 years old… Glad they didn’t meet up
@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn
8 ай бұрын
@@gamergamer7508my wife was 9 when I graduated highschool. Sure I met her when she was 21 but still it’s creepy to say
@acm3047
8 ай бұрын
@@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn I don't think Chris thought that through how much it make them sound like creeper
@petarmilich8684
8 ай бұрын
At this point, we need to invent time travel and prevent Chris’ birth.
@Shannonbarnesdr1
8 ай бұрын
yes !
@Crusader316
8 ай бұрын
Ill sacrifice myself as a guinea pig just in case its a one way trip
@goliathtigerfishes
8 ай бұрын
@@Crusader316You are very brave
@greystgermain542
8 ай бұрын
no we would never have a lolcow of this caliber
@paulmajano
8 ай бұрын
@@Crusader316make sure that thing NEVER gets born into the multiverse!!!! Also get rid of Barb, she’s an abomination too!!!
@FinkDaMushyCat
8 ай бұрын
The court system failed by letting Chris-chan become a member of society again. What next? Chris gonna tell us he wasn't in prison, it was summer camp.
@overlookers
8 ай бұрын
"Eye whas inna spirit'al health com-mewwn t' cun-centrate mah dee-vine power with meditation and spirit'al blessings."
@FinkDaMushyCat
8 ай бұрын
@@overlookers HAAA THIS IS PERFECT. 'I met with all my past lives, and they told me that G5 MLP will cause WWIII'
@wil.d_sage
8 ай бұрын
The pony thing is because its a new generation. So all the old characters are gone and a new bunch of characters are the stars. Also its a new art style. So its a big ol’ no-no to Chris because he wants his favorite characters and their story to continue forevermore
@JessicaKasumi1990
8 ай бұрын
Nothing lasts forever. And as someone who became a fan of the franchise because of G4, it ended on a high note, rather than get seasonal rot and drag along. Lord knows how many shows have been expanded beyond their prime. The current incarnation is harmless. I'm not big on it, but, I think it's harmless. Chris needs to just accept the Java, it ended when it did, and it ended on a high note, not a low note.
@Hammerhead547
8 ай бұрын
@JessicaKasumi1990 The funny thing about the "five more seasons" of MLP G4 that chris is demanding be made is that he wants each of them to tell the exact same story so that each of the main characters can become alicorns and fount "the roundtable of friendship and honesty".
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
One thing worth noting is that Chris should be used by now to series finales. It's the reason he bought a lot of DVDs and such and then proceeded to infest his sonichu world with those characters. Why is he depending so much nowadays on mainstream support is beyond me unless he has become so lazy not even his autism can bring him to be creative inside his own head anymore.
@JessicaKasumi1990
8 ай бұрын
@@Hammerhead547 That would defeat the purpose of what the show was trying to teach. And Chris will never understand that.
@JessicaKasumi1990
8 ай бұрын
@@D0NU75 My guess is Chris thinks that they can control reality and have reality conform to their whim. Which isn't how reality works.
@EchoBoomer1987
8 ай бұрын
Chris knows that the grand finale of Geno’s Documetary is coming🤣
@theknightowl728
8 ай бұрын
Do you think Geno is ending the Documentary at 2021?
@PHILD0
8 ай бұрын
The merge will come on that day.
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
@@theknightowl728 he commented in one of his streams he was taking a long hiatus after that, am not sure if he is going to include the jail saga or he is gonna stop it at the moment of Chris' arrest.
@paulmajano
8 ай бұрын
I can’t wait for the finale!!! I’ll celebrate
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
@@D0NU75 I heard Geno say he'll be cutting out a lot of stuff (mainly pointless stuff) to speed it along
@Yoshi11720
8 ай бұрын
I'm probably never going to use the phrase "but I digress" ever again because Chris has ruined it for me, being how often he uses it.
@dolanvskaney
8 ай бұрын
It's a whole different kettle of fish.
@thestraydog
8 ай бұрын
Cobes has been using it a lot more instead of "it is what it is" too
@TheDsRequiem
8 ай бұрын
Good its a pretentious statement anyway
@HerrDeutschBlood
8 ай бұрын
It’s one of the phases he likes to use to sound more intelligent than he really is but just makes him look more like the idiot that he is because often time he uses it incorrectly.
@jpaulc441
8 ай бұрын
I heard someone use the word "gal-pals" and it made me shudder.
@ColdCHAOS1
8 ай бұрын
I will never get over Chris insisting on using the term “false witness” as a straight synonym for lying no matter how awkward it sounds. Seems like it’s the only thing Chris got out of reading the bible.
@AlmyTheAlien
8 ай бұрын
He also somehow picked up the idea that Jesus spoke Shakespearian English so who knows what all he did and didn't take away from it.
@ScaryGarrySG1
8 ай бұрын
I still can't find the passage in the bible where Jesus says "I went to PRISON for you damn slanderous trolls online."
@HeavyMetalBeliever
7 ай бұрын
@@ScaryGarrySG1 Yeah. I don't think that's in the Bible. Chris genuinely has no fucking clue.
@trashbash2788
8 ай бұрын
If you go out and listen to Null talk about his final correspondence with Chris he spends some time talking about how Chris mentioned that his "girlfriend" was well over 50 and had a degree in accounting, and sure enough a cursory glance at Barb's Cwcki page will tell you that Barb has exactly that. What's worse is that Chris didn't seem to think there was anything wrong with what he was doing because he even playfully told Null that he'd have to guess who he was talking about.
@ooohooohooo3
8 ай бұрын
I used to think to modern Chris was pretty boring, but there might be something to Chris jumping from my little pony directly to ww3 and Putin dying by his own sword
@ultimatebeasts9156
8 ай бұрын
you cannot control anyone else's creations, seeing chris trying to do so is hilarious
@Mewdo45
8 ай бұрын
Didn't he get mad at people for basically making him do the same?
@ultimatebeasts9156
8 ай бұрын
@@Mewdo45 yep
@mrsexykhrust4433
8 ай бұрын
We need a troll funded g4 season where gore happens and sonichu is crucified at the end
@andygravelle2202
8 ай бұрын
As a time traveller I can confirm the episode where Gavrilo Pegacip assassinates Archduke Franz Ferdicorn was a major mistep for the My Little Pony franchise
@thegrimharvest
8 ай бұрын
As a certified time traveler can you either confirm or deny that Leonard Bearstein himself was a time traveler?
@ChunkSchuldinga
8 ай бұрын
I know this is satire, but you have no idea how accurate this statement is. WW1 can be blamed for the existence of furries and by extension bronies if you take the butterfly effect in consideration.
@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251
8 ай бұрын
whenever Bella gets brought up all i can picture in my head is the war being fought between the little lamasil monsters living under her toenails and whatever vile little creatures crawled down her legs looking for new Real-estate. stay classy.
@Mewdo45
8 ай бұрын
Thank you for that vivid image
@NBDYSPCL
8 ай бұрын
His brain is mush. Like what he says is just pure unfiltered gibberish now.
@grandmasterestrada1592
8 ай бұрын
The Kiwifarms had a theory that Chris' obsession with G4 is largely tied to Bronycon, and how it was a place where he felt truly accepted (tolerated),, and that if the show were to return, so would Bronycon.
@mielleflower
8 ай бұрын
i kinda agree with that theory since bronycon ended around the time FiM ended too + the whole everfree (idr that con name) cancelling bc of covid
@SentMyOwnWay
8 ай бұрын
What’s the end game here? Does he just keep this up into his 50s and beyond? Surely there’s some limit lol
@Castillo525
8 ай бұрын
Chris is a product of his time, so we have no references. We dont know where this will go, only time can tell.
@unicornblow6874
8 ай бұрын
It’s impossible to say.. but also probably safe to say, “yes” 😅
@silverdirtgamer3390
8 ай бұрын
Its hard to believe he’s in his 40s
@Lionstar16
8 ай бұрын
Given Chris' appalling diet and lifestyle, I doubt he'll make it to 50
@Castillo525
8 ай бұрын
@@Lionstar16 look at oumb, the human body is resilient as fuck.
@loopooh1632
8 ай бұрын
chris referring to a 19 year old as an "older woman" is the funniest thing to me
@IAmWaddlesAndILikeMusic
8 ай бұрын
Chris is the definition of Copium.
@usernotfound_____yet
8 ай бұрын
He is the SOURCE of copium.
@TheCrapOnYourStrapOn
8 ай бұрын
Oh that word again. If your mom was as hot as his you’d be into her too. Be honest
@jacobislucas
8 ай бұрын
Chris and currently Cyrax after getting caught grooming another child
@KiroShinigami
8 ай бұрын
And Seethium. Honestly, this dude really is nightmare fuel.
@CarpeNoctem135
8 ай бұрын
And a secret supply of shamium
@Lacucarachadefuego
8 ай бұрын
Gen4 ponies and Gen5 is a completely different shows, like how Final Fantasy games are all part of the same series but are each their own self contained installment
@ducky8782
8 ай бұрын
God save GenoSamuel, he’s never going to be done with the documentary at this rate
@someothercobra8360
8 ай бұрын
I will never stop finding Chris's obsession with a children's cartoon hilarious. This guy is 41 years old and he thinks My Little Pony is the most important thing on the planet Fucking hilarious.
@dolanvskaney
8 ай бұрын
Chris-Chan is the one who isn't supposed to exist in our universe.
@danthemanspear
7 ай бұрын
2:51 Just in case you care it's not a new season, but a completely different show with brand new characters. Chris wants more episodes with the characters from the series that ran from 2010 - 2019
@MegaBleedman
8 ай бұрын
Imagine locking Chris in a room filled with nothing but MLP G5 merchandise 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FemcelFurio
8 ай бұрын
Does Chris realize they can just watch the dang show again
@mannyegarica12
8 ай бұрын
3:03 The new ponies take place in the same world of G4, just unknown many years later. So, in Chris's fantasy world, the G4 Ponies were Chris's allies when the dimensional merger would happen. Chris, being illusional, thinks they can use their God powers to reverse time and bring back the characters.
@gdnickel92
8 ай бұрын
As someone who's been a fan of Gen 4 MLP since 2011, I enjoyed the series for what it was and the 9 seasons it had, but my god Chris cannot let this go. Just glad that he won't attend anymore cons involving mlp. And I hope other cons outside of ponies follows suit.
@TheDsRequiem
8 ай бұрын
9 seasons? Lmfao
@Xelatheshep
8 ай бұрын
He was kicked out of a anime con recently. Probably informed by some ween.
@HamburgerAmy
8 ай бұрын
seen lots of people goto jail and find jesus, never once have i seen someone goto jail and become jesus.
@naranara1690
8 ай бұрын
Sometimes people pull a John the Baptist; they find Jesus then go to jail
@thegrimharvest
8 ай бұрын
Skill issue on their part.
@TheWolfie234
8 ай бұрын
To explain the pony shit bc I grew up with mlp. Its not seasons. Its reboots. Generation 4 has the art style and story writing that kickstarted modern brony culture. It's like watching a reboot but they changed the story and plot and setting completely. They keep a few popular characters. Ex: Pinkie Pie was in Gen 3 as I was growing up and also in Gen 4. Scootaloo as well. For whatever reason. Idk why, but Chris likes how Gen 4 works and how the story is displayed. Most bronies don't as well but they already moved on. Chris hasn't. Ill edit to explain more pony shit if need be. Feel free to ask any questions.
@D0NU75
8 ай бұрын
well, to be fair, Chris has been always a MLP fan and G4 had a more accessible art style. It is also worth noting it's more colorful and simpler to understand, throw in some catchy shit and some memes and you've got yourself a pretty warranted success.
@volcanicoperative8228
8 ай бұрын
wasnt rainbow dash also in gen 3? i also grew up w gen 4 because of my two little siblings lmao
@TheWolfie234
8 ай бұрын
@volcanicoperative8228 yeah lots of the ponies are reimagined in different generations
@MrSocko-bh1jb
8 ай бұрын
He can deny it as much as he wants, we all heard him bragging about what he did! That was not faked or forced or whatever he claims now, that was the REAL deal! And EVERYBODY knows it Chrissy!
@FemcelFurio
8 ай бұрын
I read this in Tony Soprano’s voice
@Xelatheshep
8 ай бұрын
He admitted it in the call and in the jail letters. No matter how many times he uses soul bonding as an excuse we all know what he actually did.
@DonutFromFamilyGuy
8 ай бұрын
Just wanted to thank you for all the good stuff. Not been doing so great in life, but your content never fails to remind me that at least I'm not Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. All the best to you and yours.
@snooganslestat2030
8 ай бұрын
Hope things improve & always remember you're not jesus 🤣
@lucho6883
8 ай бұрын
Beware those who document the Dimmensional Merge, because when you stare at Cwicville, Sonichu stares back
@Shinypokemon77
8 ай бұрын
Keffals is a lolcow herself tbh
@545x39Rat
8 ай бұрын
*himself
@Shinypokemon77
8 ай бұрын
@@545x39Rat are they a he or a she? From what I’ve seen they look like a she
@Shinypokemon77
8 ай бұрын
@@545x39Rat are they a male? From what I’ve seen they look like a female.
@Shinypokemon77
8 ай бұрын
@@charlesmartel8056 she is though
@545x39Rat
8 ай бұрын
@@Shinypokemon77 it’s a guy on HRT who grooms kits on the internet
@David-Dash-IBA
8 ай бұрын
Pinkie Pie doesn't have blue arms
@JD-iu6rv
8 ай бұрын
The only thing funny about the Keffals interview is when she mispronounced Cwcville and Chris got pissed at her. Also showed how little Keffals prepared for the interview
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
Well yeah, he only did it for clout and the hopes of getting Chris to say negative things about Kiwi Farms
@squick1842
7 ай бұрын
Is keffals a trans man or female?
@dahelliwill6699
8 ай бұрын
From the keffals interview: Chrischan 2024 "you find cringe in others because you find cringe in yourself" true wisdom from on high
@SentMyOwnWay
8 ай бұрын
You always use great video game music.
@jacobmeyer8138
8 ай бұрын
The reason Chris throws such shitfits over reboots is because his whole view of the metaphysical states that fictional characters have their own lives in their own universes. Ending a continuity of a show in favor of a new one is a cataclysmic event that completely purges all of his ponysonas and threatens CWCVille as he knows it, as well as defies his godhood delusions. It draws parallels to the Sonic Boom outrage he had a decade ago, but with far less sanity now.
@CarpeNoctem135
8 ай бұрын
Solid reasoning. I can’t wait until someone does a legit professional psychological profile on him and explains his different delusions breakdown style
@jasonmallonee478
7 ай бұрын
The amount of the Chris Chan and Bob argue videos coming out is fantastic 😂
@candythegremlin
8 ай бұрын
Keffals congratulating Chris on his court case being dropped is a big oof..
@FemcelFurio
8 ай бұрын
Two malicious trans women giving the rest of us bad names. Make it stop.
@CWCvilleCop
8 ай бұрын
So after ALL of this, what Chris is MOST passionate about is what is canon in MLP lore 🙄
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
And denying he diddled his mom
@DarkArtistKaiser
8 ай бұрын
The fact he seems more interested in getting back into the MLP community so hard honestly makes me think he no longer gives a shit about Sonic and such, and would rather the whole thing with Sonic chu and what not just be MLP stuff.
@AdmiralSloth
8 ай бұрын
Smokey, your choice of background music is impeccable my friend. Nocturne is a classic
@aaronlandry3934
8 ай бұрын
Chris think the Ukraine situation is “WWIII”, so he’s saying the pony show is what caused the current war. “As I prophesied…”
@vampiricn1ght
8 ай бұрын
According to Chris, they have done things to stop G5 in the world. Chris claimed right before the arrest that whenever they see G5 pony toys, they just snap and poof the toys out of existence and memory
@unicornblow6874
8 ай бұрын
Thank you for keeping us updated on the pony progress 😂
@arctictropic1147
8 ай бұрын
Lmao, Chris is making up for the times he was in jail by becoming the most unhinged person he can be
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
You say that as if he wasn't already
@Mewdo45
8 ай бұрын
Your tired pfp represents how sick iam of these ramblings
@LaurenluvtoonZ
8 ай бұрын
Boy, Chris is never gonna realize he’s not gonna let it go
@dwitefry4157
7 ай бұрын
Clarificaiton as simple as I can make it: This isn't like a new season of the show. 'G5' is a reboot, and a complete one at that: new characters, new settings, new stories in a new continuity, new toylines, new art style, no connection to the previous incarnation at all (except new versions of old characters/concepts that might reappear). That's what 'Generation' means in this context, 'incarnation'. This is ending the show, then creating a new show with the same premise and name but different characters in diffeent setting that isn't connected to the previous show at all, and then using different actors to play the old characters from that show.
@manbeast6482
8 ай бұрын
Hey guys don’t miss blade and raxx’s wedding February 14th! I heard a certain koopa king will be the pastor…
@lb5818
8 ай бұрын
idk, that pastor sounds a bit like a pwedator to me
@DeaconPain
8 ай бұрын
Being a pastor makes sense for him because he likes to touch children
@jayzawoodart
8 ай бұрын
I remember when this was a fun story to follow lol
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
It honestly stopped being fun once the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad got a hold of him
@jayzawoodart
8 ай бұрын
@@gregthehedgehog0956 I agree one hundred percent.
@dasdiesel3000
8 ай бұрын
Ya know, you'd think the Goddess of all the multiverse wouldn't have such a tough time just imagining up his own Pony ending and just stick with that as truth in his head. Not like reality ever stopped him before?? Or better yet, just draw the dang comic of what it would be! 😂
@DeaconPain
8 ай бұрын
Woah there cowboy, putting effort into something is asking way too much for Chris
@dasdiesel3000
8 ай бұрын
@@DeaconPain Smh you underestimate Chris' newly reawakened powers!
@Welsh7133
8 ай бұрын
A genius title Smokey, reading it out loud made me laugh and almost swallow my bong water
@dasdiesel3000
8 ай бұрын
You say at 15:00 "now that people have made him realize" what Chris did was "terrible" he's pushing the blame. And I would just give my 2 cents and say I don't think he "realized" anything other than everyone ELSE hates him for it, he better stfu about it, and, if all else fails, deny deny deny. Just a small detail I wanted to chime in on. Great vid as always Smoke!
@PuertoRicanfjr12
8 ай бұрын
I said this in another related video on the subject matter: I gave Chris my own "Think Mark" meme from the show "Invincible", telling him to get over the whole "I want MLP G4 back with more seasons and cancel G5" whining. I told him through the meme that no one cares about My Little Pony anymore and everyone is talking about the new animes of the 2020s, GTA VI in 2025, Hazbin Hotel getting their official series, and Invincible Season 2. I ended the meme by saying that in 10 years from now, he needs to move the f*** on and forget about it. End results: Chris blocks me. What Chris doesn't realize are the following: 1. The cost of a cartoon to be made is $20 Million. If Hasbro wants to make 5 More seasons of G4, like Chris wants, that will be $2.5 Billion! Hasbro's networth is $6.70 Billion and if they were to withdraw that much money to pay a cartoon studio, it will put them under Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. 2. Chris wants all the voice actors to come back, but since he brought up how "G5 caused the War in Ukraine and Isarel-Hamas war"; he should have an apology letter ready on standby in case Tara Strong (voice of Twilight Sparkle) read his tweet. Tara is jewish and she will go off on anyone who disrespects Israel.
@HerrDeutschBlood
8 ай бұрын
When it comes to trying to bring MLP G4 back, Chris is obviously fighting an already lost battle. The new show already has 4 seasons and at least two movie tie-ins to it’s name and many people have pretty much moved on from the whole brony phenomenon that G4 brought onto the world. Simply put, Chris is just mad because there’s not a goddamn thing he can do to bring his beloved show back, no matter how much he posts on Twitter, how many videos he makes, how many glitter bombs he sends to Hasbro, or how many GameStop employees he maces.
@Hammerhead547
8 ай бұрын
And the kicker is that there's no way in hell the people at hasbro even know who he is or care about his "protest" in the slightest way, so he's literally screaming at a wall and doesn't realize it.
@shinobialchemist
8 ай бұрын
I think Keffals was trying to manipulate Chris, but Lucas didn't realize that he's dumber than Chris.
@HerrscherPuppet
8 ай бұрын
Sounds like something he’d do
@APsychicMonkey
8 ай бұрын
Keffals is a pwedator.
@codystrainsnjazz
8 ай бұрын
All I could think about the “play-a-long with Bella” was, “roll playing chat room dude” from TCaP.
@kashinimeyo
8 ай бұрын
Smokey not knowing who Keffles is, is crazy
@UziSaiki679
8 ай бұрын
I been depressed asf recently but then I think to myself.. at least I’m not Chris Chan
@coldwaterhunter8176
8 ай бұрын
DO YOU REALIZE? DO. YOU. REALIZE? Someone needs to ask him what his favourite "Bob/Chris Argue " video is.
@womble10576
8 ай бұрын
count dankula did an interview with chris a couple of years before he went to jail. even then he wasn't willing to answer any awkward questions. he would just shut down if he didn't like the question.
@whoknowswhocares885
8 ай бұрын
Gets locked up for almost two years, renamed himself Jesus and goes endlessly ranting about My Little Pony as top priority…
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
And denying diddling his mom while saying anyone he follows can't block him and should just suck up the weenery they get
@paulnash9851
8 ай бұрын
Chris-Chan and Bob fight, but it’s over who gets to use which end of Barb...
@HeavyMetalBeliever
7 ай бұрын
The idea of Chris and Bob double teaming Barb makes me nauseous. So, thanks for that.
@gasmaskcollectorreview1537
8 ай бұрын
"A major decline in hasbro" is more like the quality control and mass produced in toys, not MLP G5
@omnius1357
8 ай бұрын
Chris is a hard counter to democracy.
@Shannonbarnesdr1
8 ай бұрын
oh Chris has had us all asking ''how much worse can he get'' for the last 15 years ! lol jus' sayin' !
@siracha4956
8 ай бұрын
Nothing to do with the video, Smokey, but your content is some of the best on yt. I hope youre doing good, man. Thanks for the uploads.
@DetectiveTK
8 ай бұрын
Saul Goodman vs Chris Man I tell ya, these crossover events are getting wilder and wilder by the day
@fmsyntheses
8 ай бұрын
I've never been completely clear that what happened between Chris and Barb was completely nonconsensual, but his efforts to deny it and pretend it was something other than what it obviously was are pretty disgusting. He bragged about it to Bella and Null.
@dogshake
8 ай бұрын
Well, barb could not consent considering the mental state she’s in…so I don’t think it’s even possible for any of it to be “consensual”. I dont know what stage of dementia Barb is at, but I have seen people with dementia that are just straight up infantile…like, worse than a toddlers mental capacity. When you start to zoom out on this situation, even just a little, it gets so much worse. Chris is a straight up monster. The scariest part is how everyone can tell (and has been able to tell for his whole life) that he knows how to use his mental deficiencies to his benefit and manipulate people using their emotions and sympathy, and he has still yet to be brought to Justice. I really wish whichever judge presided over his case put their emotions to the side for just a second to realize how cunning and manipulative Chris really is. He is far from being a helpless autistic adult. He knows how and when to play up his autism and put on an act in order to get out of trouble or to act like he doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong. And despite being caught red-handed trying to manipulate people, despite the many times he has literally admitted to playing up his mental problems for sympathy, and despite incestously r@p1ng his dementia-riddled elderly mother who took care of him for his entire life….he can simply say “I’m autistic! I don’t know what’s right and wrong!” And get off scot-free. He has a literal get out of jail free card
@fmsyntheses
8 ай бұрын
@@dogshake How do you know Barb has/had dementia?
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
@@dogshake OK, to be fair, we don't even know if Barb has dementia, considering we saw her playing up that during the Financhu Crisis in the begging videos
@TheDsRequiem
8 ай бұрын
@@fmsyntheseswhy does it matter
@fmsyntheses
8 ай бұрын
@@TheDsRequiem Because if she hasn't got dementia, the notion of her being unable to consent is meaningless.
@dylanbuchanan6511
8 ай бұрын
After being brainwashed by the idea guys, after being convinced he’s a goddess, after becoming trans after r@ping Barbara, after being manipulated by Bella, after potentially getting a heart sweet, after going to jail…Chris’s most important thing is My Little Pony canon ship. Obsession doesn’t even begin to describe it
@Insane-Howl-Cowl
8 ай бұрын
G5 would be the fifth generation of MLP. The first generation was back in the 70s-80s (I think). The Friendship is Magic line was Generation 4 (G4). As you said SmokeyMcC, it's like Pokmeon generations. On another point, it's nice Chris is finally on the cusp of understanding that businesses are greedy. You'd think he'd know Hasbro is a greedy evil corporation after all the years of messed up stuff they have inflicted on their various fanbases.
@Xelatheshep
8 ай бұрын
Chris doesn't understand corporate greed. He only understands what he wants and he wants it now now now.
@babettesfeast6347
7 ай бұрын
The only person ever to star in the real life Truman Show.
@lilstarship34
8 ай бұрын
Dude, please, make the keffels interview vid. Has some banger moments were they both get hella confused.
@raycearcher5794
7 ай бұрын
Real talk: in families where all the members are mentally ill/demented, incest is tragically common. I'm going to throw a guess out there that things were in some way sexual with Barb as soon as Bob croaked. And even outside Bella, we know he was describing this to Null and his various scammers/handlers.
@HeavyMetalBeliever
7 ай бұрын
I think that Barb molested Chris when he was a child. Obviously, that doesn't excuse what he did to her, but it would explain so much.
@cringecorps
8 ай бұрын
Chris...Chris never changes, in 10 years he will be bitching about ponies and sonic....and we will continue to watch him
@Nephalem2002
7 ай бұрын
…How in the fuck is MLP G5 the trigger for a third world war?
@TheBlueEM2
8 ай бұрын
Brony analyst here. I can confirm Chris's statement that all brony analysts think that G5 is bad is false. Myself and several others responded to G5 positively, and continue to produce content themed around it. Chris is mainly mad about the new generation because it is a sequel series to G4, and it undermines his theory on how dimensions work. Basically, Chris believes that all fictional characters coexist in another dimension, but if G5 is a sequel set in the future of G4 then the G4 and G5 characters cannot live side by side. Chris' belief that G5 caused the invasion of Ukraine is also patently absurd, as the war in Ukraine began in 2014-long before G5 went into development. To summarise, Chris does not represent the MLP community. He is an embarrassment to it.
@thomasoates3003
8 ай бұрын
Hear hear!
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
What was your response to him saying Brony folk should just let him follow him, not block him and just suck up the weenery you'll getM
@TheBlueEM2
8 ай бұрын
@@gregthehedgehog0956 Considering he brings chaos wherever he goes, I say block him. It's easier to prevent the flea infested dog from entering the building than to get rid of the flies afterwards.
@darkyboode3239
7 ай бұрын
7:41 Dr Wolf and Lightning Bliss are around the same age as Chris, but Mad Munchkin, Joshscorcher, and Jasper Pie are probably quite a bit younger than him.
@kidanarchy2105
8 ай бұрын
For clarification on the pony stuff, it's a brand new show set in the same world, not another season. A better comparison would be like, someone losing their shit at Better Call Saul and demanding more seasons of Breaking Bad instead. The show ran it's course, there are more stories to tell with other characters, but Chris, being who they are, can't accept change of any sort, and wants their OG ponies back.
@CatOperated
8 ай бұрын
I’m jealous, Smokey. I wish I didn’t know who Keffles is
@kazaneko1940
7 ай бұрын
Remember folks, you may think your life sucks...But you arnt Raxx, you arnt Chris, you arnt Bowser. Love yourself and keep going.
@angeloluna529
8 ай бұрын
He wasnt complaining about the seasons for MLP, he was complaining they they didnt continue making more seasons for MLP gen 4 which is friendship is magic, gen 5 is the new generation which is not related to gen 4.
@فنكجَلِيدٍ
8 ай бұрын
I was under the impression that gen 5 happened centuries in the future of gen 4.
@angeloluna529
8 ай бұрын
@@فنكجَلِيدٍ I watched gen 4 back in the 2010s and enjoyed it, but I always assumed gen 5 was just another storyline not correlated to gen 4 since they would rather write something new.
@angeloluna529
8 ай бұрын
@@فنكجَلِيدٍ just looked it up and turns out gen5 will take place Centuries after gen4
@acm3047
8 ай бұрын
Chris sure does love digging his own grave saying 19 old-year is older women only work if Chris is younger than the 19-year-old but Chris sure does love taking the creeper route
@gregthehedgehog0956
8 ай бұрын
I mean his ideal woman would have to be younger than him and basically mother him for life
@acm3047
8 ай бұрын
@@gregthehedgehog0956 well Chris did say they wanted girlfriend they build from ground up
@ratsm00thie
8 ай бұрын
Appreciate your videos! One of the best parts of my day after work is to see a new smokey upload. White bowser is a predator btw
@Tsunderebolt
8 ай бұрын
Unpopular opinion, but I do think there's a strong chance that Chris and Barb's relations were consensual. Barb has always been a manipulator, and while she may often look frail and lost on camera, the same doesn't hold up when she wasn't aware of being recorded. Plus consider the state apparently determined she was fine to live by herself. Then there's her emotional and physical grooming of Chris in the past... That being said, even if their encounters were truly a two way street, Chris is still a disgusting individual who's done horrible shit a lot.
@HiDesert004
8 ай бұрын
I agree, CC is a disgusting human being but then so is Barb.
@HerrscherPuppet
8 ай бұрын
Agreed. Although i think it’s impossible to tell if it was consensual, barb did some really creepy grooming shit with Chris. When I heard about how she’d make him sleep in the same bed as her after Bob died, it made my skin crawl.
@thegrimharvest
8 ай бұрын
To some degree, possible. Speculative from a hypothetical legal standpoint, given that she may or may not be of diminished cognition. But even if we presume worst case scenario and she actively affirmatively did not give consent... in some horrific sense, even though it's victim blaming, she brought it on herself by helping to create and maintain an emotionally manipulative and incestuous relationship with Chris from an early age. Chris wasn't born a monster, he was made into one through parenteral incompetency, neglect, refusal to seek treatment, and refusal to hold him to any standards of accountability. The trolls contributed and made it all worse, certainly, but they merely accelerated and exploited all the things that were the result of her she and Bob's enabling of Chris's behavior. Doesn't make her any less of a victim, but she still helped sow the seeds of her own eventual doom.
@Authorized_Personnel
8 ай бұрын
Chris probably revelves when he eats fun dip or pixi stix because the dust reminds him of his mom
@YodaOnABender
8 ай бұрын
Somewhere in Palestine, a woman grieves over the loss of her children as she yells out to the sky “If only they didn’t cancel my little pony, none of this would’ve happened!”
@MariaIsabellaZNN
8 ай бұрын
I can't help but think the pony Season 5 was such a complete re-do of the style and everything solely as an effort to get rid of Chris (and potentially bronies in general)
@handlebecauseihaveto
7 ай бұрын
We actually need mental institutions, because people like this might actually be able to be helped or at least not be a threat to society. It's criminal that they're given a camera and publicity instead.
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