I really wish Rockstar would have got Chris to create a radio station for GTA 5
@A-small-amount-of-peas
6 жыл бұрын
Despott YES!!!!
@PokeDude1995
4 жыл бұрын
It would never happen because it would actually be funny
@dildonius
4 жыл бұрын
His humor is unrelentingly British and his forte is lampooning British society and media. GTA is in great part a staunch lampoon of American society and media. I dont know if it would have worked.
@purplepioneer5644
4 жыл бұрын
dildonius what about all the nnn news sections from the day today? They’re bang on
@findlay1arches
4 жыл бұрын
Omg what an idea
@danwilson4582
12 жыл бұрын
The way he says 'Live from the scene' is hysterical.
@benmjt
8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, is there anything even close to this on the radio now? Unbelievable quick wit.
@infinitesimotel
7 жыл бұрын
I doubt it, not of this order. There might be something out there but CM is a rare one.
@CrappyCast
7 жыл бұрын
CrappyCast tries!
@Joe-og6br
5 жыл бұрын
Nope
@MetaCraken
10 жыл бұрын
might help to abolish the conference element right now
@benmjt
3 жыл бұрын
Immaculate delivery
@johnornelas
2 жыл бұрын
what does this mean
@fishtankben
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnornelas it means he wants them to stop talking to each other because its wasting time
@gorgolyt
2 жыл бұрын
-- okay, oh, uhh...
@gorgolyt
3 жыл бұрын
This is some Einstein-tier quick wittedness. It's like he's living in a slow-mo universe and has half an hour to think of every sentence.
@alecpritchard
Жыл бұрын
It's so true. It's not all just rehearsed material, there are many instances where he's trolling the public/celebrities and it is real-time baby. He bounces off everything SO fast and so sharply and hilariously! Proper genius.
@TheAxePhysicsDude
4 ай бұрын
That’s because he did cake and time slowed down
@BodywiseMustard
Күн бұрын
He's quippy, but it's far from and respectable quick wit.
@tonycarpaccio9550
10 жыл бұрын
Goddamnit we need more Chris Morris
@autopathos
Жыл бұрын
It's been nine years and we still do
@MuntucoGer1
13 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather hear the news from a newsagent - have we got one?" lmao.
@koolyman
10 жыл бұрын
Finally news agents being used properly
@Oscar301
10 жыл бұрын
you've got a nun in there? what's she made of?
@driplerthadripper
2 жыл бұрын
"Oh you have a nun in there whats she In aid of?" "Your gonn hang me so you agree with capitol punishment " "Oh your playing tennis" Them 3 in a row killed me
@nonyobisniss7928
Жыл бұрын
It's "What's she made of?" not "What's she in aid of?".
@Mythraen
11 ай бұрын
@@nonyobisniss7928Yeah, "in aid" makes more sense, so I went back to listen again, but no, he said "made"... and, of course he did, because it's funnier.
@MrFooFighter13
9 ай бұрын
@@nonyobisniss7928 it's such a ridiculous question to ask... but it really makes it 😄
@Yimello
8 ай бұрын
foot fault
@Proxylfc
8 жыл бұрын
We need Chris back on telly now
@moodini99
7 жыл бұрын
He was on Comedy Vehicle only a few months ago
@comanchio1976
7 жыл бұрын
I heard that he was going to be making a new movie sometime soon. I hope that he's actually in this one. It's was great seeing him on Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle, but I'd like to see him in a vehicle of his own.
@abrindley7265
4 жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park
@semolinasemolina8327
2 жыл бұрын
I need him today!!! 2022
@semolinasemolina8327
2 жыл бұрын
Well he has done a recent movie with Anna kendrick, which seems pretty risky and funny,,,,,,,, but its not the day to day,
@baboononskates
10 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris's wit and rapid thought scares me like a claggy horse- meat parcel ...
@Charlie_Crown
2 жыл бұрын
@Macavity ...sponge or madeira cake? 🍰
@maliksmith8319
2 жыл бұрын
@@Charlie_Crown No, the one that makes kiddies cry all the water out of their bodies
@Charlie_Crown
2 жыл бұрын
@@maliksmith8319 ....birthday cake so 🎂😆
@Charlie_Crown
2 жыл бұрын
@Macavity it's ok, I already knew, Chris Morris is a legend, just going to have some cake myself now, before it's banned, nice... 🤣🍰👍
@checkoutgirl
13 жыл бұрын
"You're gonna hang me ? Do you agree with capital punishment ?"
@RealityCheck6T9
5 жыл бұрын
He's so calibrated. Knows when to stay and when to get out.
@WallKenshiro
6 жыл бұрын
"Live from the scene!" Lmfao. Morris is amazing.
@Destro7000
13 жыл бұрын
"I've got none in here." "You've got a Nun in there? ...What's she made of?"
@custardo1
11 жыл бұрын
The world needs Chris Morris
@kaneswhitlock
13 жыл бұрын
Might help to abolish the conference element right now.
@AANDYG2010
2 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for that report we'll hear from you at 10.30" LMAO What a good sport the other guy was for reading out the headline and confirming it was a war of words!
@ZINCOVIX8754
8 жыл бұрын
What a unique and Fantastic mind Mr.Morris has..
@sensibility1174
2 жыл бұрын
He has a brilliant thing he does where he times what he says to the other person's rhythm so he's constantly talking over them which creates complete havoc
@alecpritchard
Жыл бұрын
It's so delicious to listen to. I cannot listen to this shit in public places, e.g. queues in supermarkets... People think I have severe mental issues or a brain tumour probably, such is my laughter 😂
@sasquash12
12 жыл бұрын
"Have you got some newspapers there? Yes, what's the lead story please?" Oh Christ Morris. "I suppose the top story will be reflected across the board." "Now Germany Retaliates, is it? I respect your lack of speculation on that part. Oh, you've got a nun in there? What is she made of?" Oh sweet Jesus I am actually aching. Fuck. I wanna drink with this guy.
@damienx0x
2 жыл бұрын
"You've got a nun in there, what's she made of?" is my favourite Chris Morris line.
@jacksmith4460
Жыл бұрын
@@damienx0x "you're going to hang me, you agree with Capital Punishment then?" ...you can hear the guys cogs turning as he processes what he has just heard
@comeonyouirons18
12 жыл бұрын
In todays news, the pound has been stolen. On a side note, Prince Charles has volunteered to go to prison.
@fatmike01
12 жыл бұрын
Always improvised with Morris. To say the guy is quick on his feet is an understatement.
@doublecrosserfm
11 жыл бұрын
because I'm going to storm through them... and IT WASTES MY TIME.
@muerterobot
12 жыл бұрын
The track at the start is Ice-T's New Jack Hustler, from his 1991 album O.G. Original Gangster. Its a dope album. The funky instrumental at 2min is an album track from Beastie Boys' Ill Communication album.
@mucusmayhem1118
6 жыл бұрын
Unless you've been breaking the law, that's not News 😂😂
@MurphyOCP-001
Жыл бұрын
"I'm serving here sir" "Oh, you're playing tennis" Genius!
@primatein
7 жыл бұрын
The last minute and a half is pure gold
@jacksmith4460
Жыл бұрын
it actually makes my insides hurt a little I laugh so much
@NormanArches
12 жыл бұрын
Oh the Cook -Morris sketch about how he started the LA riots is one of the best comic monologues I have ever heard. Maybe the best. Genuinely it is genius.
@peterpandemonium3032
3 жыл бұрын
I loved Dudley Moore, but he was outclassed by Peter Cook. Cooke and Morris was a meeting of minds though. And both of those minds were sick and twisted. It was quite something.
@mrkeogh
4 жыл бұрын
How Chris Morris has never hosted a GTA radio station is a mystery...
@sb_dunk
2 жыл бұрын
If they made a GTA London it would work
@mynameismattfirered9276
2 жыл бұрын
@beef business theres literally a drum n bass radio station with british humour exactly like this, with people from London calling in.
@mergieismoronic
Жыл бұрын
@@sb_dunk they already did about 5 years after this
@keithpanton7486
Жыл бұрын
Serafinowicz did a wonder pirate radio show as Terry Wogan, all drum n bass and shout outs to the T-Wog massive.
@phoebewashington2709
2 жыл бұрын
"abolish the conference element"
@lozz0dnb
8 жыл бұрын
Im serving - Are you playing tennis. So quick . ....If they are legit prank calls
@comanchio1976
8 жыл бұрын
They're completely legit. He's the best improvisor I've ever seen or heard.
@andyc6542
2 жыл бұрын
@@comanchio1976 Doubtful it wasn’t scripted to a degree. How would they have got the number of the local newsagent, pre internet days, within ten seconds or so if it wasn’t pre planned?
@shockofthenew
2 жыл бұрын
@@andyc6542 this wasn't actually broadcast live, so the prank calls could be recorded any time and edited in to the final show.
@El__Forastero
12 жыл бұрын
No, they meant that 'ass' and 'arse' are different words, it's not an accent or anything, we do use both words over here. Usually when you quote someone you write down what is actually said, not change it to allign with your own personal lexicon.
@a100267
3 жыл бұрын
I listened to this back in '94 but had forgotten everything except "bloody guitar!"
@danspitalnik
Жыл бұрын
I still say this when I accidentally knock my guitar and it rings out lol.
@TheShanklyboys
6 жыл бұрын
They're getting in my way!
@theodavis4083
Жыл бұрын
Never before have I been crying with laughter and clapping my hands at the same time until he said 'you're playing tennis?'
@adicakes
18 күн бұрын
Foot fault
@lordhoot1
11 жыл бұрын
He's quick like a laser
@manbeast567
14 жыл бұрын
FOOT FAULT!
@Charlie_Crown
2 жыл бұрын
"I just blew out the news reader cause he bothered my arse"...... 😂😂😂
@MrEdmundHarris
11 ай бұрын
'I blew him out because I hated his arse'.
@KingKong-do8cj
2 жыл бұрын
I REMEMBER THIS. Almost 30 years ago!!!!!
@adarkimpurity
5 жыл бұрын
'You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?'
@svensvenkill
5 жыл бұрын
"Oh, you're playing tennis?"
@ziggy8267
2 жыл бұрын
i lost it at " Get a newsagent on please ! "
@ryanbrownnew
13 жыл бұрын
abolish the conference element - wise words
@69Rosstitute
10 жыл бұрын
Foot fault hahahaha
@Phildough
Жыл бұрын
"Are you saying that on a bus every time you see McDonald's you stand up!?"
@alecpritchard
Жыл бұрын
If you could choose 10 people living today to be granted infinite life to keep doing what they do for the good of humanity, I would put Chris Morris in that list first, then think of the other 9. Living legend is an understatement! 😂
@steveforest8385
2 жыл бұрын
"Peter, you've lost the news!"
@wisteela
12 жыл бұрын
He is genius.
@TinyFord1
4 жыл бұрын
Scrolled down to say this should be in GTA and saw it is the top comment. We can identify a GTA radio station when we hear one
@ethelthecat1
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Morris forecast the logic and reasoning of every twitter argument 30 years before it existed.
@TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
5 жыл бұрын
i'm the kind of asshole who stands up a good 20-30 seconds before my stop because i can't stand to be stuck behind someone slow.
@MartinHiggins1972
4 жыл бұрын
Why are so many auditioning for the role of subtitle compiler in the comments when KZitem automates it? Knock it off!
@MartinHiggins1972
4 жыл бұрын
@Hamish Munroe just seems an awful lot, that's all. But this isn't a hill I'm going to die on. You're right. Thanks for standing me down. I'm off to correct people misusing the word "literally".
@mrbenoit5018
Жыл бұрын
What’s the song that plays halfway through ish
@robertcreighton4635
3 жыл бұрын
News rhymes with booze and I'm about to drink a gallon of facts till I fart
@nozyspy4967
5 ай бұрын
"You've got a nun in there? What's she made of?" 🤣🤣🤣
@GBNE-kh1fs
11 жыл бұрын
Used to listen to his show every week. On the floor laughing quite a bit
@Chrisjh31
4 жыл бұрын
'Foot fault' - i like that
@simonatford1
12 жыл бұрын
I remember this. Thanks for the upload.
@banjopink4409
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be ridiculous.
@Destro7000
12 жыл бұрын
lol the Newsagent going "I'm going to hang you now" instead of hang-up ...aww pressurised strangers xD
@johnnysmith863
2 жыл бұрын
Love Chris Morris. Two great tunes there too - New Jack Hustler by Ice T and that Beastie Boys instrumental I forget the name of from the album Ill Communication. Excellent.
@hollyandtheev6519
2 жыл бұрын
Futterman’s Rule
@johnnysmith863
2 жыл бұрын
@@hollyandtheev6519 Yes! Thanks.
@stephenoneill9387
3 жыл бұрын
"Might help go abolish the conference element"
@Philliben1991
12 жыл бұрын
What is the rap track at the beginning of this clip? Sounds great.
@eezysqueezy
14 жыл бұрын
Sorry I'm serving, sir. Oh, you're playing tennis? No I'm serving, sir. Foot fault!
@92RedRevolver
11 жыл бұрын
Me too. Would love him to go back to his radio roots too!
@vollsticks
13 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the Pot Noodle advert the guy who's talking with Chris Morris did? (In thick Welsh accent) "Gorgeous--not gorgeous". I can't think of his name but he was in few Day Today's and On The Hour's. I'll look his name up.
@49dwalin55
6 жыл бұрын
His 'thank you's are so on point.
@Omegaman69
Жыл бұрын
"Foot fault.." 😅
@MrKoiking1
3 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing ever broadcast on radio
@AutomaticDuck300
2 жыл бұрын
Comedy the like of which, the world has never seen the like of which
@defragsbin
12 жыл бұрын
"Top story?" "Please."
@1967whaley
11 жыл бұрын
I want more Morris on me TV/Radio....now!
@whyyoulidl
2 жыл бұрын
How tf have I just come across this gem?
@JimGall
12 жыл бұрын
You know what, he's funnier than Cook.
@dontevenlook
12 жыл бұрын
is this from on the hour?
@ignoblesurfer6281
Ай бұрын
I had occasion to use "might help to abolish the conference element right now" in a particularly fractious meeting once.
@vollsticks
13 жыл бұрын
@checkoutgirl That's the one! I couldn't be bothered to go through a load of videos to find his name in the credits...thanks!
@Yimello
10 жыл бұрын
genius throughout
@Vojife
5 жыл бұрын
Bloody guitar!
@checkoutgirl
13 жыл бұрын
@MrZuccy With Peter Cook as Sir Arthur Streeb Greebling if I'm not mistaken. Classic radio with Morris mentioning that Cook was on death's door and Cook actually dying a few months later. I particularly liked the bit about his dad putting him in prison as a young child and him being stuffed down an adult's trousers because he had no clothes of his own. Had me laughing out loud quite heartily.
@Philliben1991
12 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, I got all the Beastie Boys albums but for some reason I've never really listened to Ice T. Definately going to track down O.G. Original Gangster now.
@foobarbazbaa5598
2 жыл бұрын
Man makes a damn good point about those people who get up way too early on the bus though.
@andrewwhimster8487
9 ай бұрын
"thanks for that report, we'll hear from you at ten thirty" strong finish from the maestro
@xtraspecialmango
3 жыл бұрын
What's the lead story, please?
@sasquash12
12 жыл бұрын
Those... STIFFOS!
@cormoranp1m
8 жыл бұрын
omg it just gets better and better
@Shazbut01
13 жыл бұрын
His mind is unbelieveable.
@miked1869
2 жыл бұрын
I've never noticed it before, but as a radio presenter Chris Morris sounds quite a lot like Nick Abbott - also a funny guy in my opinion.
@SchlimmShadySmash
13 жыл бұрын
LOLLLLL THIS IS AMAZING XD "What? Are you playing tennis?" good shit Chris xD
@rbram2694
6 жыл бұрын
What's the music at 2:12?
@andrewbrockway5857
5 жыл бұрын
Ralph Bramwell Pretty sure it’s a Beastie Boys instrumental - maybe from Ill Communication
@fluorosco
12 жыл бұрын
Genius . Love Chris Morris. Brass Eye . Four lions
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