I just looked it up and it is 64% of black families are fatherless. Asians in America was the lowest at 15%.
@WELCOME2PATSPLACE
8 күн бұрын
Whatchu want a cookie?! haha!
@heathernemanic1062
3 жыл бұрын
This is definitely a Man who knew what he was talking about. He has never stood up for trash, Black or White. He’s or was great..
@elduderino2404
3 жыл бұрын
It’s even funnier if you can imagine Jim Gaffigan doing this routine
@pre4122
3 жыл бұрын
@@elduderino2404 I love Jim Gaffigan. He is really good at what he does. I won't compare him to early Bill Cosby, other than he used little to no profanity, or talk about sex, and still makes me laugh all the way through his specials.
@sherry10-4
3 жыл бұрын
He's most definitely one of the greats. Followed this guy his whole career. When your name recognizable to twenty somethings....your still very relavant, IMHO He's been one of the few who walk his talk, from what I followed. The way he did the stereo type jokes.....😂😂😂 I mean c'mon..... and he did it in such a way he called both races out and one of the few who could do it with such memorable success! I love him! Definitely one of my greats!! Good luck to you all on your journeys......
@walterwhite1
3 жыл бұрын
A true comedy legend
@charliebrown1051
3 жыл бұрын
he is still alive
@gatsbee7
2 жыл бұрын
In 1996, Chris Rock time traveled into the future and arrived on the evening of Sunday March 27, 2022. He then traveled back to 1996 and wrote this joke, just so Will Smith could eventually prove him right. Chris Rock: America's only time-travelling comedic genius.
@lenajacobs501
2 жыл бұрын
So true. He was right. I feel the same way. Will Smith was so out of line for what he did to Chris. I hope Chris is doing ok.
@donnabrown1549
2 жыл бұрын
FACTS!!!
@charlesw7441
2 жыл бұрын
Will Smith busted a cap at the theater and closed it down. LOL
@kaczan3
2 жыл бұрын
I actually feel bad for Will. You've seen how his wife treats him like shit and insults him publicly?
@user-ky3vm7rm1p
2 жыл бұрын
これが文化の違いか 少なくとも今回の事で世界中のアメリカに対するイメージは悪くなっただろうな
@IRON5
2 жыл бұрын
This joke holds more weight now especially after the Oscars. 🤣
@freewilldummies1603
2 жыл бұрын
Straight up it does well said 😎
@141Lav
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly ❤️💕❤️💯
@tmmartinesq.6216
2 жыл бұрын
Q: And, guess who's the _______? A: WILL SMITH.
@misterdog7
2 жыл бұрын
#OscarsSoWhite
@blackhawk6695
2 жыл бұрын
Real talk!!
@stabblooder6148
3 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock says this shit on stage and its funny, but my dad says this shit in the grocery store and everybody loses their minds
@angelchavez972
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@bholaoates1542
3 жыл бұрын
He should get in the express lane so he can express himself.😜
@georgejuniorleedom4476
3 жыл бұрын
@@bholaoates1542 Dad white?
@ATHikers
3 жыл бұрын
your dad must be white.
@1gerger1
3 жыл бұрын
@@ATHikers damn his dad is Grand marshall white ,,,lol
@YSSipher
3 жыл бұрын
I usually hate stereotype based comedy but this is gold. I like how he touches regular scenarios many of us have witnessed or experienced in black settings. He was speaking the truth here.
@SMc-iq1np
3 жыл бұрын
@ckorpi88ify bill burr talks about other races and doesn't do it like a racist idiot
@JesterPsycho
3 жыл бұрын
@ckorpi88ify because anything a white person says that other colors don’t like is racist, some how but when they say it, it’s isn’t racist wtf
@oliverphippen1957
3 жыл бұрын
He has touched on truth that big tech does not want us to say or Know ?????
@BOOSETO
3 жыл бұрын
I have heard the expression "Comedy is Logic/Truth slightly askewed" and that stuck with me
@imacrazy6872
3 жыл бұрын
@@JesterPsycho You are racist, that is why it bothers you.
@dangiven2686
3 жыл бұрын
Back when America had a sense of humor...
@oxidatie
3 жыл бұрын
indeed.
@theirishman8356
3 жыл бұрын
Right right. To many big mouths turned into pansy ass wine bag cry babies.☘️🇺🇸😎🥋
@BigSwo2909
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking truth
@rickstevens7292
3 жыл бұрын
yeah, no doubt...I grew up watching Chris Rock and his truth.
@slimfastsubaru2043
3 жыл бұрын
Can't even call a black man black anymore lol
@auxlen
2 жыл бұрын
The reason this is timeless is there is always a subclass of any group that brings the whole group down. Black, white, country, county, city, etc.
@kensington1199
2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen an Asian underclass yet, at least in America
@joaodapinhanhara
2 жыл бұрын
glad you explained that to us. it isnt obvious at all
@fyodormikhailovich9654
2 жыл бұрын
@@OAT86 Asian gangs throughout the US. Chinese sex slavery throughout the US. List goes on. Under what rock do you live? You must be under 18. If not I admire your naivety
@blackhawk6695
2 жыл бұрын
@@kensington1199 shid!! Go to certain cities in Wisconsin! They are ruthless! On the low!!
@mjdayetube
2 жыл бұрын
@@kensington1199 Asians know how to police their own shit.
@deplorabledave1048
2 жыл бұрын
"How NOT to get your ass kicked by the police" Rock's best work, of all time.
@scottmic3556
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, should be required watching every school
@mikewilkins2030
2 жыл бұрын
he was hungry then, I agree! He is still amazing but this special was extra and on time lol
@dr.biscuits
2 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant..so, so funny. The cutaway scenes are excellent too..the expressions of the guy in the car...hahahaha!
@TG-fn2ri
2 жыл бұрын
LOL, My favorite was the "Turn That S____ Down!"
@CaryCarpenter
3 жыл бұрын
He's 100% right!!! He'd never get away with this routine today.
@jasoncummings7052
3 жыл бұрын
How life can radically change in 5 years when the world went insane in 2018.
@dieseldawg7132
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same
@wendellbatts2477
3 жыл бұрын
Oh with me he would.
@yupperdude1
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he would. Black people are immune to cancel culture regarding the n word.... they own it!
@hadtocheathimtobeathim6549
3 жыл бұрын
Yes he could. Many of us still enjoy humor.
@AgentAika001
3 жыл бұрын
Always love the "Grand opening, grand closing "
@notmebutyou8350
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. They open up, and the next thing you know, there's white stuff smeard on the windows. CLOSED!
@reven-docta79
3 жыл бұрын
And the hopping around in a circle play area 😂
@ralphnapier2914
2 жыл бұрын
@@reven-docta79 6th
@draxxthemsclounts2478
2 жыл бұрын
godamn your man hov cracked the can open again
@phucyutoob6477
3 жыл бұрын
Everything he said was pure truth.
@gpwcowboy
3 жыл бұрын
Tired tired tired..
@B7R8
3 жыл бұрын
*That is why they removed him from stage.* *Cause truth is against their plans...* ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡
@Alakwe
3 жыл бұрын
Lot of black people in the audience cracking up
@strattuner
2 жыл бұрын
@@Alakwe yeah and they got two or three jobs,i know i worked with black people for 50 years,and they were my best customers,they always paid their bills,but jokers and players,they brought guns and demanded there cars,yeah he's right,thats the sad part he's right,crappy world,too much confusion
@CaptainGinyu
2 жыл бұрын
as someone from southside GR i can confirm this lmfao
@donavinhansberry9105
2 жыл бұрын
He was foreshadowing the whole Will Smith encounter😭😭😭😂
@This_tub
2 жыл бұрын
will smith is the nigga he talks about
@billytk1225
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, he called it right there, we know where Smith stand now. LOL
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826
2 жыл бұрын
How about that it came to pass
@foyo5497
2 жыл бұрын
Outside of the slap, I dont think Will even comes close to being one of the "ni**az" Chris is speaking about.
@dpz9872
2 жыл бұрын
@@foyo5497 Then you may just choose to study Will just a little bit deeper. 👌
@tinov1122
2 жыл бұрын
Niggaz cant sit front row at the Oscars anymore
@endtimeswriter
3 жыл бұрын
Chris's way to distinguish working folks from punks with humor
@npcimknot958
3 жыл бұрын
But its true.. that why peopel shouldn't be offended.. why would you be offended .. its not you lol. Thats why i like this bit.. its so clear 'we might look the same, but we aint the same
@jamesanderson6373
2 жыл бұрын
*too
@TrentCantrell
2 жыл бұрын
I wish this had caught on. The dreaded N word would have only applied to those punks and not your average hard working black person.
@vishnaik1624
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamesanderson6373 *me too
@the-based-jew6872
2 жыл бұрын
@@TrentCantrell that's why the word jogger is so popular these days. It refers to a thug.
@DukeFame88
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant and bold. We need another CR stand up special.
@slipstreambuddha1648
3 жыл бұрын
Fearless
@gamelove100
3 жыл бұрын
No
@r.minnis9722
3 жыл бұрын
@@gamelove100 was that too much truth for you
@JADDA4REAL
3 жыл бұрын
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@astrojenkins5774
3 жыл бұрын
@ckorpi88ify Yeah, his last special was pretty tame, focused more on the whites lmao.
@brisbanekilarny6212
3 жыл бұрын
I was a bit down in the dumps until Rock started his routine. Then I laughed a whole bunch and I felt better.
@ftswarbill
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I don't like about Chris is he makes my cheek muscles hurt from laughing. That's not a joke. The guy is too funny. Thats a good thing! :D
@johnbowman3630
3 жыл бұрын
That's what REAL comedy is for my friend: For us all to share the cathartic experience of acknowledging all the ridiculous things in the world, and laugh at it together (sometimes so we don't cry)
@npcimknot958
3 жыл бұрын
* heart*
@hellenakinyi4750
2 жыл бұрын
Same here I was bowling my eyes out now I'm cracking up
@grapelund
2 жыл бұрын
“Niggas love to not know!!” I died laughing at this for days!!
@suzettehinds5495
2 жыл бұрын
Chris told the 100% truth right here in this clip.....bcaz that's exactly what happened at Oscar 2022. Ignorant ppl will mess things up
@becoollikefonzie8007
2 жыл бұрын
exactly, will smith acted like an ignorant mf, very unsophisticated
@MalikJahrome
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao Will the whitest dude ever this is not who he was talking about 💀
@TheZiggaZow
2 жыл бұрын
@@MalikJahrome your reply..... wtf is him being the "whitest dude ever" got to do with him acting "ignorant"
@billking1751
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. We just had a shooting here in Cedar Rapids, ia in a very nice looking black club with a stupid ass name (Club Taboo, whatever that means). Two were killed. The ones killed were dating (both black), and killed over who knows over what. And the two killers were black as well, or as Chris rock described them to be. One has been caught.
@thelastjohnwayne
3 жыл бұрын
No one tells the truth in a humorous way better than Chris Rock.
@davidvidic
3 жыл бұрын
Not anymore
@pilummurialis6490
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody has since George Carlin and Richard Pryor died, closest one is Eddie Griffith, Ricky Gervais is the last person who ripped into Celebrities at the Golden Globes in 2020, Alex Hooper is one of the funniest roasters modern comedy needs, you should see him rip into Simon Cowell while he's pissing himself laughing
@TheGlssr60
3 жыл бұрын
Eh, Bill Burr does a pretty good job of it.
@jonaskessler326
3 жыл бұрын
Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr and Bill Maher are the only ones.
@insignificant8014
3 жыл бұрын
eddie griffin or kat williams
@thecrimsonknight4756
3 жыл бұрын
Saw this when it debut on HBO and fell out of the recliner laughing. I needed oxygen I laughed so hard
@I_like_turtles_67
3 жыл бұрын
Same.
@thorin_232
2 жыл бұрын
stop lyin
@jerryvandevort2366
2 жыл бұрын
You did not
@silverfoxx8115
2 жыл бұрын
Same here, in fact every tine I see one of those scenarios he mentions I think back on this routine thinking he truly hit the nail on the head with this one!
@blackhawk6695
2 жыл бұрын
Yup! Back in the day!!
@Wynterpatrice
2 жыл бұрын
"You aint hear shit cause you was doing shit" still kills
@FrankRodriguez-wg3hs
2 жыл бұрын
"I got 2 jobs you can't get 1" That's some real hustle powerful quote right there.
@sergiofernandez2166
2 жыл бұрын
The best part about this is that it's not just for black people, but for all races. I, as a Latino, am experiencing these same problems with others in my country. People who are just lazy, envious, dangerous and show the worst of us. And while some don't want to criticize or punish them because they think it would be racist, others like us, good Latinos, who work, follow the rules and don't want to bother others, are the ones who are most annoyed with them.
@Cletus_the_Elder
2 жыл бұрын
Watching this after Oscars 2022. He's describing Will Smith here.
@sbj97
2 жыл бұрын
You can't take black people no where 😆😆😆
@joetroutt7425
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe not
@TheLAGopher
2 жыл бұрын
That's why we can't have nice things.
@rossrose1534
2 жыл бұрын
lol 🤣
@BlindTom61
2 жыл бұрын
@@joetroutt7425 Maybe yes. No. Definitely yes.
@orlandoanthony3086
3 жыл бұрын
He speaks the truth.
@garythompson9811
3 жыл бұрын
Love this. Can't believe this is still out here with all the cancel society. That is why I have to say I still love KZitem for being bold enough to keep it out here. Hell FB and Twitter will cancel you in a sec for something like this. Just got done watching Eddie Murphy's Delirious and Raw and thought I wonder if some of Chris' best work is still out here and here it is. Kudos to KZitem.
@Arieswithhydrocephalus
3 жыл бұрын
This is from 96....
@josephdixon
3 жыл бұрын
"...cancel society...:". Yawn; so tired of people thoughtlessly parroting the latest terms and positions taught to them. So, you don't see your hypocrisy in this instant? -- The choice (of a media outlet) to censor content is also a form of free speech. I won't even waste my time debunking the "cancel" nonsense in general.
@panzerlambert1194
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem cancels all kind of shit. No different than Facefuck or Twatter
@paralleldrive7770
3 жыл бұрын
@UCFVKpKkhUYrTXdeJTx5TNDQ cringe… take your bullshit somewhere else lol no one gives a fuck about you
@tommykarate4507
3 жыл бұрын
Yet they are also 'bold' enough to nam ANYONE who simply, QUESTIONS the election and ppl who are (and rightfully so) sceptic of the 'covid pandemic'....yep REAL bold.
@PeiceofNick
2 жыл бұрын
This video aged suprisly well after what happened at the Oscars.
@rr4298
2 жыл бұрын
Will smith punches Chris rock on live tv , that’s why we can’t have nice things .
@daveclark8337
2 жыл бұрын
And after boycotting the Academy Awards before claiming #OscarsSoWhite .
@rr4298
2 жыл бұрын
@@daveclark8337 he has played the man in most of his movies so he would know .
@frabber321
3 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock heck all the comedians I love were at their best in their younger raw days.. This is so good!
@gzus1482
3 жыл бұрын
No shit, eventually everybody gets old. 🤦♂️
@frabber321
3 жыл бұрын
@@gzus1482 As they get older they get more polite and less offensive which adversely affects standup comedy. The ones that do stay nasty are just big mouthed, and I didn't like them that much in the first place...
@markwalton5978
3 жыл бұрын
Chapelle gets better with age
@wintermute8315
2 жыл бұрын
Eddie Murphy sucked. He had such a weird obsession with gay people. Those specials are unwatchable.
@merlinjust4753
3 жыл бұрын
Was nice when people could make fun of things and others didn’t so damned upset
@j.keithmoody7823
3 жыл бұрын
Make fun !??? He's f*cking serious !!!
@lisahill6817
3 жыл бұрын
That’s because this younger generation or some punk ass bitches here by the runaround have my feelings hurt and they do some fucked up shit too
@cantstopbeeboo2055
3 жыл бұрын
@@lisahill6817 - *Don't be making fun of them sissified leotard, skirt wearin' foolz* = They got feelings too :)
@tony_anello
3 жыл бұрын
Back when people understood “observational comedy.” As many others have said, it’s funny because it’s thing he and many others have experienced
@cantstopbeeboo2055
3 жыл бұрын
@Shin Shaman (yawn)
@user-cf8uf6vk7k
3 жыл бұрын
I wish that Chris Rock would do a routine like this again for Good old Time sake he's 100% right and all races have that certain part of them that we wish didn't exist, I personally love when people used to do race label comedy
@SiggyCloud
2 жыл бұрын
He actually says he no longer does or likes this routine. Sad but unfortunately true.
@monotech20.14
2 жыл бұрын
@@SiggyCloud Maybe because he grew up?
@SiggyCloud
2 жыл бұрын
@@monotech20.14 Or maybe because he didn't want his career ruined by overly sensitive liberal pussies.
@clairelivefreeordie2551
2 жыл бұрын
No seriously...why doesn't Chris do standup anymore?
@monotech20.14
2 жыл бұрын
@@clairelivefreeordie2551 He makes more money staring in Adam Sandler movies and only has to put in 1/4 of the work.
@subzfit
2 жыл бұрын
After the Oscars I realized that Will Smith was Tom Dubois from the Boondocks and that slap was the Simp Ghost of Stinkmeaner coming out. It was a pure nigga moment on Will's part... Chris was speaking pure facts in this show
@aarongoldstein8472
2 жыл бұрын
"niggas be coming up to me and hitting me cos they don't like my jokes"
@Ptolemeian
3 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this entire vid? The moonrunes. Just thinking about this playing played in nippon cracks my ass up
@followertheleader
2 жыл бұрын
>Can't eat a restaurant without twerking >Can't have packages delivered to your house without it getting snatched up >Can't go to an airport without a fight breaking out
@yolodolo9143
3 жыл бұрын
I think every race of people can agree with this
@justanothergamer3675
3 жыл бұрын
i just don't care...but it was funny tho.
@needlesinmyeyes7272
3 жыл бұрын
@@justanothergamer3675 no....i think deep down, you do.
@lasombradelaluz8802
3 жыл бұрын
I believe so, unfortunately there are no shortages of asshole's or cunts in any group of people, or whatever term ppl use for insufferable individuals.
@ci7210
2 жыл бұрын
Every race has their own version of n!&#!. The ignorant people who just happen to the same race them
@JerryGoNuts
2 жыл бұрын
This routine was the first thing that came to mind after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on stage at the 2022 Oscars, which was organized by a predominate African American staff. The 2022 Oscars was supposed to be a defining, shining moment for African Americans in Hollywood. But NOOOOooooo... Didn't The Boondocks have a term for that kind of moment???
@ritahandy
2 жыл бұрын
"A nigga moment "
@newhorizon1355
2 жыл бұрын
0:30 Chris prediction of Will Smith incident at the Oscars.
@MyJbryant
3 жыл бұрын
I'm black and I have confirmed that this is absolutely true.
@er7586
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not black and can confirm this is 100 percent accurate.
@rmir0
2 жыл бұрын
@@er7586 x2 don't need to be one to have common sense lmao
@servicedog2325
3 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is he came out a couple years ago to say how much he regretted this bit. When cancel culture turns guys like CR into cowards you know we've lost.
@tedc4982
3 жыл бұрын
We haven't lost (yet), he has.
@garythompson9811
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this is true. Beware what you hear anymore. Because what I heard was he would not work colleges anymore because of the snowflakes not having any sense of humor. So either that is true or the other. Hell, who knows in this day. Half the damn videos are fake.
@EG-no9ns
2 жыл бұрын
Ur so damn corny
@TheMilwaukeeProtocol
2 жыл бұрын
Did he say why he regretted it? I think it matters whether there were specific reasons. Because there is at least a kernel of truth to this skit, and I think he knows that.
@noahliberman3247
2 жыл бұрын
Cancel, my ass. You can do and say almost anything you like. Quit being such a whiny-ass. Can you still go to work? Eat what you like? Drive whatever car you can afford? Then why whimper cuz you can’t insult as many people anymore? Why did that mean do much to you?
@stereoroid
3 жыл бұрын
Whoever translated this into Japanese deserves a medal just for trying, though we understand that some things just don't translate perfectly ..!
@theblackryvius6613
3 жыл бұрын
I personally thought they did a good enough job, though of course this is gonna be funnier in English. Im scrolling the comments looking for Japanese thoughts.
This was the first thing I watched after installing moms first satellite dish back in 1997, I was 16 when this came out haha. Had HBO free for the month
@theabyssofthoughts
3 жыл бұрын
This is a brilliant way to parallel the lifestyles and mindsets, as always CR keeps it real!
@wolverine9632
2 жыл бұрын
3:15
@Jiggs2u2
3 жыл бұрын
Most honest stand up ever
@dianelaag2944
2 жыл бұрын
I saw Chris in concert years ago. The man is brilliant. He didn’t miss a beat. He was so funny … raw and a bit raunchy …. My stomach hurt from laughing!
@BeachSamuraiStudios
2 жыл бұрын
New title Black People Vs Will Smith. He is describing Will Smith in this vid.
@rogerblewett5595
2 жыл бұрын
Will smith had a "n***** moment" but he has not had a reputation for being one. But yeah Chris is absolutely right 💯 this has been the problem with our community for the longest
@coahuiltejano
2 жыл бұрын
Damn, Chris predicted Will Smith's BS.
@763sleepy763
3 жыл бұрын
Funny how this can still be relevant today
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
3 жыл бұрын
It's never not relevant. The problem is, non-Blacks take this stuff and paint ALL OF US with the same brush or...only through the lens of Black conservatives who parrot what racist whites think and feel. Black people rarely get the autonomy to speak for ourselves. A lot of the shit in this country would be different if we had that historical right.
@shlepmessing8703
3 жыл бұрын
@@manuginobilisbaldspot424 Historical right? What rights do you not have?
@SuperGabetendo777
3 жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 key word is historical. Look back at how blacks were regarded in American society. That's what the individual was referring to. We barely had any rights.
@shlepmessing8703
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGabetendo777 No, you've always had the same rights anyone else has. From the day you were born. So using history as an excuse is bullshit for anyone out there today. Whatever 'regard' someone has today is based on behavior... and the lack of accountability many have. Always blaming someone else... like cops.
@SuperGabetendo777
3 жыл бұрын
@@shlepmessing8703 okay Scott. Please re read what I just said. Never said ANYTHING about present rights. Obviously we all have the same rights in America. I was referring to the person who was commentating on the historical rights pertaining blacks back in the day. Again, you clearly just want to argue. Said nothing about present day smh.
@Deftone8sd
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an act like this with today's issues, it would be hilarious. I hate people who are offended with shit like this
@chewy98ta28
2 жыл бұрын
"Can't do a G.I. Jane joke at the Oscars without some nigga screwing it up."
@DarkDruid7
2 жыл бұрын
If Chris Rock is a black dude, then Will Smith must be a ニガー.
@NozomuYume
3 жыл бұрын
Reading the Japanese subtitles: This is the driest, most un-nuanced translation possible. It gets the general gist but completely ignores any of the connotations of the slang. e.g. "I don't know that shit -- Keepin' It Real!", translation in Japanese: "Dunno. Of course I do not know that!" Whoever translated this failed to convey the meaning of the colloquialisms.
@ibRakem1
11 жыл бұрын
thank you very much man! I'm learning japanese, your post is very useful and fun too thanks
@danishqayyim7156
3 жыл бұрын
how's your japanese after 8 years?
@jkent9915
3 жыл бұрын
I’m curious about your Japanese too.. this damn KZitem algorithm
@EAZYED420
3 жыл бұрын
Hows the Japanese going bud
@dr.zoidberg4313
3 жыл бұрын
He took the coof jab and is now incapacitated.
@UpwardNinja
3 жыл бұрын
@@dr.zoidberg4313 RIP
@danieldoucet9121
3 жыл бұрын
There are lots of whites who would fall into the same category of people he's talking about.
@more688
3 жыл бұрын
Omg dude you so freaking right, I’m Hispanic and the same shit with my peoples, half of them want to see you fail and be negative SMH. Kudos for this comment 🤛
@WhiteChocolate74
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@gatormclusky55
3 жыл бұрын
Word
@astrojenkins5774
3 жыл бұрын
@UCU9dpL8oZ1KWj6jOH6ifoXw Moral of the story, half of everybody is a cunt.
@yenbbc8840
3 жыл бұрын
@@more688 all ethnic groups are comprised of two types. the makers and the takers.
@phillryan1749
2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, this is gold, work hard and provide for your family, pull your weight and respect others, it doesn't matter what colour or creed, don't hide or blame CRIMINALITY and your ability to bludge on race or colour, here in Australia our Nxxxx's are called Bogan's
@aaronlovell6026
2 жыл бұрын
He ain't wrong!!!! This is why I love Chris Rock. He can straight up tell the truth and make it funny.
@Nralyfer
2 жыл бұрын
Free speech, thank you Mr. Rock.
@user-go6cj3zw9m
3 жыл бұрын
The reaction from the crowd says it all. Most people are very similar, regardless of race. We need to get over this division and move forward together.
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826
2 жыл бұрын
How true, we as black people are so much better than what some of our people show, as far as the way we dress, our hair style, our speaking, our music an what the message in our music was saying, our TV shows, do we always have to show negativity, we should be showing how a black family try to be positive as we can,
@johnbigelson7471
2 жыл бұрын
@@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826 yeah but sadly positivity doesnt sell, so in this age of media desperate for attention, itll all be stories of "LOOK AT THIS WHITE RACIST!" (on liberal news) or "LOOK AT THIS BLACK HOODLUM!" on conservative news.
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826
2 жыл бұрын
I agree racism should have a place in something we enjoy
@alltimeraiderfanwinbaby826
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbigelson7471 yea wow in it's not the world, it's the so called humans, not all humans
@ronhutcheson5503
3 жыл бұрын
Great comedian, he's got balls enuf to tell it like it really is !
@ricoy.9258
2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this so long ago, and after what happened Sunday makes his words stick harder.
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
2 жыл бұрын
I like how in 2022 people pretend they don't know what he's talking about. Or the more worrying possibility is that they GENUINELY don't know what he's talking about. What an era. RIP comedy. RIP art.
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
2 жыл бұрын
@@OAT86 Yes, spot on. Hahaahah! Touche!
@taw_1137
3 жыл бұрын
I was sad today, then I’ve found this. I couldn’t stop smile and laughing on train.
@belloopeyemi3370
2 жыл бұрын
Be happy bro/sis
@freddiemartin699
2 жыл бұрын
Well.........I guess we know which Will Smith showed up at the Oscars!
@enochgoodfellow8972
3 жыл бұрын
All-time classic and couldn't agree more!
@edwardota1991
2 жыл бұрын
The way the Japanese words are "黒人VS.ニガー" Black People VS NiGuu
@char-les9196
2 жыл бұрын
This dude went on an 8 minute rant about the absolute truth. The most based rant you will ever hear...lol
@douglasstreet7304
3 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest bits I've ever seen, great job.
@EmG848
2 жыл бұрын
Prayers for the translator who had to do this. Japanese has slang but there is a lot A LOT in there that takes some linguistic gymnastics to make sense hahaha.
@The_Chameleon
2 жыл бұрын
Now, this is a story all about how Will's life got flipped-turned upside down. Will walked up to Chris, who just stood right there, then took a slap from the Fresh Simp of Bel Air.
@silverfoxx8115
2 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@ScarletGhost53
2 жыл бұрын
And now Chris Rock has proof to back that claim up. On his cheek. Fresh prints of Bel-Air.
@johndailey2506
2 жыл бұрын
CHRIS ROCK IS DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST COMEDIANS! WISH WE COULD SEE MORE OF HIM! I RARELY LAUGH OUT LAUGH, BUT I DO OFTEN WHEN HEARING CHRIS DOING STAND UP COMEDY!
@BilltheFifth
3 жыл бұрын
I love how when he asked which race was more racist you could have literally heard a pin drop. Hahaha. I miss the days when we could make fun of our differences and laugh together.
@MrDeplorable-sw9cz
3 жыл бұрын
We all got along better when we were allowed to have a sense of humor.
@monotech20.14
2 жыл бұрын
Wrong.
@MrDeplorable-sw9cz
2 жыл бұрын
@@monotech20.14 Hold on Jussie, i'll fix it for you. "Most" of us got a long better when we had a sense of humor, is that better? 😂
@monotech20.14
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz I have a sense of humor. I mean i find it HILARIOUS the bullshit and nonsense rightwingers repeat.
@MrDeplorable-sw9cz
2 жыл бұрын
@@monotech20.14 Talk about bullshit, one minute you idiot Democrats are absolutely against taking vaccines. Now that your idiot president is running things, you're forcing everybody else to take them. Kamala swore to investigate Joe Biden for sexual misconduct and accused him of racism, now she's laying at his feet in the whitehouse.. Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks, I mean Hollywood can't write this crap😂 so, yeah I hear you.
@monotech20.14
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrDeplorable-sw9cz Nancy Pelosi dressing up in African garb culturally appropriating blacks? What? First off it wasn't just Pelosi and she was GIVEN like the others that "garb" by a black group.
@RURU-ck1hv
10 ай бұрын
くっそおもろいww
@fernandofigueroa2408
2 жыл бұрын
This and the How not to get your ass kicked by police skit are two of the best comedy sets done by this man. Way ahed of his time,genius.
@Proliving2
2 жыл бұрын
Here after the slap. Chris funny af lol
@spectreman2532
3 жыл бұрын
We need more people like him to save this world.
@terrisannbrooks2724
3 жыл бұрын
Still truth today, plain truth
@glados4765
3 жыл бұрын
Michael Scott's delivery was perfect.
@DannyStones360
3 жыл бұрын
this is the comment I was looking for lol
@mochs62512
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed with the person above me. Michael Scott was perfect lol
@leahreena7045
2 жыл бұрын
Here cause of situation at Oscar's... and omgggggggg he's telling the truth....
@thetriggeringofthesnowflak725
2 жыл бұрын
There's Chris Rock and there's Will Smith
@shmac96
3 жыл бұрын
Candace Owens and Larry Elder and Brandon Tatum and many others need to use this.
@doshpits
3 жыл бұрын
no they hate their race and pander to racist whites enough, not sure if this would make much of a difference.
@ladyofthecreek279
3 жыл бұрын
@@doshpits how so? Because someone has an opinion different than yours, you call them pandering. Smh
@doshpits
3 жыл бұрын
@@ladyofthecreek279 when a multitude of these said regurgitated "opinions" are just conveyed to belittle black people, yep. i do find it rather comical how you was more offended about the notion of them pandering rather than the stated comment that their audience are mostly racists.
@shmac96
3 жыл бұрын
@@doshpits i know personal experience doesn't have worth anymore instead in today's developing culture you have to adhere to mob rule and ideology...however everything that I have seen from Owens, Tatum, Elder, Sowell, ABL, Hodge Twins etc is the furthest thing I've seen from the definition of racism or them 'hating their own race'. Instead the only thing I can see is that theyre tired of their own race being the lowest common denominator. That just because someone is black brown or what have you doens't mean you can't take responsibility for your actions. They have all in their own way helped to educate or support the black community and the country at large. They are all inspiring in their own way as well. I have found them to be a positive force for good. I haven't always agreed with Tatum or Owens for example but its better than them trying to perpetuate a victim narrative that seeks to destroy and divide. Not to mention race baiting which has continually been perpetuated by the left for either ratings or for some agenda that seems intentional in its demise of unity amongst the people. Its also a hell of a lot more constructive than the Marxist group known as BLM. None of the money they raised went to impoverished black communities or to helping to address the insane black on black murders in Chicago or school choice. Instead you get one of its founders using the money to buy a new ranch house in Georgia for well over a million. Anyways, I want black folks to be just as prosperous as the most proseperous....and that group goes to Asians. I don't mean any ill will and my message is not meant as such. I also hope you don't take it that way. Like I said in the beginning...its been my experience that....
@ernestodelaserna9494
3 жыл бұрын
@@shmac96 let me explain something to you...the good ole coloreds you love to listen to are performance artists. They do nothing to help advance civil rights. Their schtick is to make people like you feel comfortable in your white male world view by seeing a black face mouthing the same fairy tales you so desperately need to believe in. They making a living from the ignorance of people like you.
@paulnelson5760
3 жыл бұрын
They're in every race. Try this. Dislike someone for something they've done do you, not cause of their skin color. Cause if in a fox hole, under fire, promise you, that persons skin color don't mean a damn thing. Red, yellow, green, purple, or black. You count on each other. Period.
@thisjustin212
3 жыл бұрын
CR is Black. He's talking about his own community. Makes sense to me.
@pistolpete8231
2 жыл бұрын
@@thisjustin212 Are you purposely stupid? The Op simply said that what CR said applies to every race. Where did he say that it doesn't make sense?
@thisjustin212
2 жыл бұрын
@@pistolpete8231 Since your purposely insulting, I'm good not answering this.
@BalkanManic
2 жыл бұрын
One race in America has more of these though
@matvangogh
2 жыл бұрын
Chris was speaking about Will Smith apparently years before.
@rithrius5384
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock: Black person Will Smith: N*****
@izzieizuako9373
2 жыл бұрын
Who else is here after the oscars?
@aldinmalkoc8286
3 жыл бұрын
Finally seeing this now and I have to say, Michael Scott nailed the delivery
@djfreem6881
3 жыл бұрын
Black person here: 100/100 agree 👌🏽
@jaytee2716
2 жыл бұрын
Man imagine if this came out today in 2022 Chris rock would’ve been canceled so fast. That’s such bullshit why can’t we even have comedy anymore. No one can take jokes anymore.
@missvida6251
2 жыл бұрын
Ooh if this ain't Chris's reality lmao. “Can't present an Oscar for best documentary without “ninjas” messing it up!”
@silverfoxx8115
2 жыл бұрын
Now that was a good one! Lmao.
@missvida6251
2 жыл бұрын
@@silverfoxx8115 lmao it's too much!
@user-dj6mj5ck6s
3 жыл бұрын
having trouble making friends at my job, gonna recite this at work tomorrow morning
@Manny-nm8dh
3 жыл бұрын
Welp. Get ready to go job hunting again 😅.
@Arieswithhydrocephalus
3 жыл бұрын
Good luck...
@ryanackert1536
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@tonyhill7656
3 жыл бұрын
@@Manny-nm8dh facts
@tonyhill7656
3 жыл бұрын
Good luck with that
@monztermovies
3 жыл бұрын
The truth is always the funniest and this is the most funniest! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aubreynorton4470
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is brutally truthful and hilarious.
@rickmorrow993
2 жыл бұрын
Comedy is brutal. This is comedy. It is brutal.
@raminMTL
2 жыл бұрын
This mans a legend
@AshtonCoolman
2 жыл бұрын
I now know what ニガー means and now I'll watch out for it everywhere in Japan....
@chrisfelix9009
2 жыл бұрын
dead
@thestruggler7926
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I've been studying Japanese for 2 years and I wonder how often ニガー is used in a non-offensive context
@greenice6386
3 жыл бұрын
The best comedian to me Chris Rock says the truth but with laughter what blessing from God prayers to him an family 🙏🏻👍🏼🙂
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