lol good ones Jesus pick up lines Hey baby let me get you sanctified Baby i like that water bucket let me put some new wine in it Excuse me honey but do I look fat with this white beard and hair? Lets yoke ourselves together Make our two sticks one Your feet are so lovely on the mountain telling My good news My fingers are held in the galleries of your hair I looked at you and my eyes lit on fire Let me jot your tittles I am overcome by my overcomer Wrestle with me You are the bone of My funny bone Let me give you a light baby You smell like a shepherdess just like a field of flowers, milk, grass, honey and sweet spice. Also smell like a little goat piss you are a shepherdess you know. Little bo peep let me help you find your lost sheep and keep the wolf away from your hood. Baby you got me mystified allured i think of you day and night. I said wait then Who is running the universe? I hope you are moving things around. How do you have time to do this? He said I dig you , i light you on fire , ignite you, invite you and you know i can multitask.
@MelB868
3 жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian and would roll my eyes at these
@PicaloOneill
9 ай бұрын
ouch!
@irenevincent6610
3 жыл бұрын
Okay, I don't know if these were actually funny, but the delivery was so good, I laughed regardless. 'You put the cute in persecution'
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