Video by Clarence Clarity
Note: This video is a commentary, and I'm in no way endorsing any of the content within. Like Infowars, which fucking sucks. Thanks.
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SPLITTING HAIRS
The torso of my toy wrestler is too loose, and you’re trying to feed me kind words through a poop chute
Quit it; I can smell the waste
It elevates into the air, I swear, it’s up there doing a jig upside-down on a glass ceiling
And on the other side, there is Billy Mays, kneeling down giving it a streak-free shine
But when I show him the footprints, he ignores me each time
Catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
Quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; “Fuck it-
I’ve been splitting hairs”
I get it, it’s not your problem; you’ve ascended
We’re swimmin’ in outrage and gluten-free chicken
Gawker articles, copious photographs of kittens and...
“Listen to my mixtape!”
That was a request, not commentary
The similarity of our struggle is kinda scary
Iapapa Berries are my art:
Some life for nerds, but turds to those confused by tart remarks
Catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
Quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; “Fuck it-
I’ve been splitting hairs”
Self-awareness, I choose you.
I'm at my weakest; reading Rap Genius, trying to make sense of myself
Dispensing my health to these beings I'm not even sure that I'm seeing, peeing on the side of the bowl; my roommate is sleeping next to the girl who's creeping with him because her guy does art and only makes about $8.99
Christ...
Me and that guy would be best pals
But I should keep it down; they're having sex now
Catch sight of myself sliced in seven angles
Quantised and baptised but understand that
Maybe one day in a couple of years
God be like; “Fuck it-
I’ve been splitting hairs”
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