Strangely enough Jeremy has never had a Vauxhall vectra but he has had double pneumonia.
@TheOmegaRiddler
2 жыл бұрын
It's Vectra, not a Vector.
@callumhardy5098
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheOmegaRiddler didactic noticed autocorrelation do that’s
@thedancingflowercat6254
2 жыл бұрын
@@callumhardy5098 uro'ye*
@alistairwalker2850
2 жыл бұрын
And he wouldn’t have it any other way.
@theguythatmakesyoumad3834
2 жыл бұрын
Im missing Hammonds "I would rather look at one of your dingleberries" in response to Clarksons design of the Hamerhead Eagle i-Thrust
@NairbNroh
2 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment this 😂
@dbclass4075
2 жыл бұрын
It was Geoff at that time before the rename.
@laurencesnee8362
Жыл бұрын
And Jeremy saying "As something to live with every day, I would rather have bird flu" when talking about the Corvette ZO6.
@Rutgerman95
Жыл бұрын
0:48 I love how Hammond lights up hearing people mention his little old Opel Kadett
@michaelcurtin524
Жыл бұрын
The look Hammond had when he said "Who said Oliver." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Moakmeister
2 жыл бұрын
6:48 “I’d rather listen to my own firing squad.” Now that made me laugh. Good one.
@WorldTravelXL
2 жыл бұрын
Do a “baby Jesus” compilation!
@DeanMoxley87
2 жыл бұрын
It’s been done kzitem.info/news/bejne/p6J5yZxnbnh7oXo
@HGmolotov
2 жыл бұрын
Bebejeezez
@schleifpunkt.tv2092
2 жыл бұрын
Bibiyiezess
@salwilk558
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, you wanna do baby Jesus?
@mopeymo4317
2 жыл бұрын
bbJEEZus
@matthewwells8236
2 жыл бұрын
0:35 aged well
@cheekymonkey7942
2 жыл бұрын
Why? Because double pneumonia is a disease? ?? Not everything related to illness is relevant now just because of some spastic virus ffs
@joshuafoy9355
2 жыл бұрын
@@cheekymonkey7942 nah i think he was referring to the fact that Jeremy Clarkson got pneumonia a couple years back. Nothing to do with Rona😂
@cheekymonkey7942
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshuafoy9355oh
@BrapBrapDorito
2 жыл бұрын
@@cheekymonkey7942 he’s talking about clarkson having pneumonia you clot
@regularbloke2117
Жыл бұрын
Atleast he doesnt have a vectra
@Faith01841
7 ай бұрын
0:45 RICHARD'S PRECIOUS REACTION WHEN SOMEONE SAID OLIVER 🥺🥹🫶🏻
@BedsitBob
2 жыл бұрын
"Can you use a car engine, as a musical instrument?" Yes, you can, as Hamster found out, when he drove the Formula 1 car.
@sharpfalcon6196
2 жыл бұрын
And the Spaniel also tried his own luck with the TG theme tune with car engines.
@clydedavies5155
2 жыл бұрын
James orchestrated the theme w exhaust notes once I recall
@NoNameAtAll2
2 жыл бұрын
hamster xD
@diobrando6245
Жыл бұрын
"is car engine a instrument?" "no Clarkson, car engine is not an instrument"
@flare8601
2 жыл бұрын
She's disappointed but she understands lol
@diobrando6245
2 жыл бұрын
"your house is just full with the pictures of Queen"
@dr.kandzija2331
2 жыл бұрын
Brief from Kiera Knightley saying she is disappointed but she understands. Brilliant
@padraigodonnell6081
Жыл бұрын
"And your house is full of pictures of the Queen" 🤣
@kidneyfailure4620
Жыл бұрын
8:14 unironically now that exact Caterham is probably priceless
@decodolly1535
2 жыл бұрын
"Sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis". How does his brain get to those places?
@tenderjerky3504
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao right!?!?
@KevinKickChannel
2 жыл бұрын
Because it looks exactly like a camel with gingivitis
@regularbloke2117
Жыл бұрын
He's seen one
@thecompanioncube4211
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes his genius is almost... Frightening
@Cynsham
Жыл бұрын
He's Jezza
@andrewvanhalen1984
10 ай бұрын
"I would have double pneumonia than a Vectra" Careful what you wish for, Clarkson 😅
@RedfishCarolina
Жыл бұрын
Watching May laugh his ass off is priceless
@robertsteel3563
2 жыл бұрын
2:33 What's up with that smooth transition?!
@kerimca98
2 жыл бұрын
2:36 *
@Furykidxxx
Жыл бұрын
You know shit's funny when May bursts into his choking penguin laugh!
@vitriolicAmaranth
Жыл бұрын
I respect Hammond saying "I wouldn't" just on the offchance that he one day gets a shot with Keira Knightley.
@geobroproman739
2 жыл бұрын
You missed the one after when Jeremy foolishly breaks the cardboard loo he had someone from the audience set up: "Do You know what, honestly, I'd rather just crap myself"
@applejuice5272
2 жыл бұрын
I think I just did!
@KevinKickChannel
2 жыл бұрын
Missed the one where Claskson said he would rather present next week's show whilst gently cupping James' scrotum
@RoScFan
2 жыл бұрын
You know what... that does actually bring up a good point. Why is there a problem with water getting in the fuel in aircraft and not a problem with car petrol tanks?
@federico339
2 жыл бұрын
The two reasons that spring to mind are: [Note I'm just writing what I remember, I haven't fact checked this] 1 - in case of fuel contamination which reduces your engine power or kills your engine you don't risk your life. Even for multi engines aircraft, if something is wrong with the fuel it has the chance of killing all engines (which is obviously very dangerous) 2 - water is more dense then jet fuel or gasoline/petrol and diesel, so in an aircaft, if there are the right conditions there is a risk that water bubbles form on the bottom of the fuel tank and get ingested, potentially clogging up the fuel system (which I assume is more finicky than a car). See - British Airways flight 38
@ccitationx7045
2 жыл бұрын
Someone else has replied some of the main reasons, but the other main one they didn't mention is that aircraft fuel tanks are much more exposed to rain than car ones. Because they are much more in the open inside the wings, any rain is much more likely to find it's way into the tank than in a car tank.
@dbclass4075
2 жыл бұрын
@@federico339 It isn't bubbles, it is ice. That flight is Boeing 777, can fly high enough to reach temperatures that affects fuel. Cessna 152 have lower altitude, but the water issue remains: engine ingesting water instead of fuel.
@elnyoutube123
2 жыл бұрын
Because if it happens in a plane you die
@KevinKickChannel
2 жыл бұрын
Because you can't just pull over to the side of the road when your plane has a malfunction while flying
@jamesdeanseternaldreams2232
10 ай бұрын
0:35 Jeremy - i would rather have double pneumonia than drive a vectra God - and i took that personally
@dangerdean9066
5 ай бұрын
And didn't get a Vectra so... win/win?
@jamesdeanseternaldreams2232
5 ай бұрын
@@dangerdean9066in one way or another, yeah
@areteees
Жыл бұрын
2:28 "Your house is just full of pictures of the Queen"🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@DrewSavo
2 жыл бұрын
Talking about that Aston convertible. Jeremy: I would rather be in this than in Kiera Knightley People on KZitem who commented on this clip in other vids: I would rather be in this _then_ in Kiera Knightley Me, an intellectual: I would rather be in this _while_ in Kiera Knightley
@michaelmeliambro5117
2 жыл бұрын
Me: F*ck the Aston, I'll take Kiera.
@c63w204W
Жыл бұрын
If you have the Aston, you're probably rich and posh enough to be with Keira
@Shakes-Off-Fear
Жыл бұрын
Early seasons; “I’d rather have the Subaru…” Later seasons; “I’d rather have treble-pneumonia…”
@Sweaty__Sheep
2 жыл бұрын
The cairn has always wrecked me 😂
@VramanNoodles
2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the Chrysler PT Cruiser Convertible one where Jeremy said, “It costs 15,000 pounds? I’d rather eat 15,000 pounds.”
@michaelmeliambro5117
2 жыл бұрын
And I'd dare that motherf*cker to do it, too!!!
@Rena152
2 жыл бұрын
I like that detail that you left the part where Jeremy says "and on that bombshell it's time to end, goodnight" at the end of the video
@GauravMishra9200
6 ай бұрын
That Porsche rant by Clarkson is hilarious.
@jeanlongsden1696
2 жыл бұрын
a maggot infested wound is a good thing, as they eat all the infection. they even do this in hospitals.
@formulafish1536
2 жыл бұрын
If they are there because the hospital put them there, you are correct. If it happens outside of the hospital then you’re at extreme chance of infection because the maggots aren’t bred in a controlled environment, but are rather bred by disgustingly germy flies that will make any wound infected
@JetFalcon710
2 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's known as maggot therapy. Turns out they're really good at cleaning out dead and decaying flesh without touching living flesh
@batmanbeyond5766
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the time when Jeremy said he would rather cup James crouch
@jeremyfong5684
2 жыл бұрын
"I would rather present next week's show while gently cupping James' scrotum
@derlangsame4471
2 жыл бұрын
I tell you one thing I would rather do, is presenting the next week show while gently cupping James's scrotum.
@itsamerby4270
2 жыл бұрын
I must've watched Top Gear reruns hundreds of times, but I keep finding bits of music that I recognise! Example: the music at 1:15 is Jynweythek Ylow by Aphex Twin. I would have been 6 when that segment first aired, but I only started listening to his music 10+ years later. It's weird, but in a way Top Gear shaped my music taste.
@ooferrell
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and don't forget they also play lots of Boards of Canada too which is one of my favorite electronic bands
@gseric4721
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, can't say I've gotten to that point yet.
@EricHamm
2 жыл бұрын
Whoever was in charge of music really had their thumb on the pulse of what was truly great at the time. Even if you don't recognize the song I recommend you find it and play it cause you will probably like it too. Finding new music you like a delight and I bet the DJ revealed a lot of bands to a lot of people.
@markmartin2819
2 жыл бұрын
I also recognise many bands I listen today such as Queens of the stone Age, UNKLE or The strokes in those early seasons, which were the ones I watched the most as a kid
@merlin5476
Жыл бұрын
And not forgetting Killing joke doing Pandemonium.
@gingerbreadzak
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect that paul scholes one 🤣🤣
@Czechmate88
Жыл бұрын
“I’d rather listen to my own firing squad” Such a quick line but wow is that harsh
@Somekindamugaguy
Жыл бұрын
Is that an AVGN reference?
@ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
2 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather listen to my own firing squad" LMAO!!
@biddybim4131
Жыл бұрын
IncT top gear compilations > anyone else
@fionnduffy9988
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables
@Sweaty__Sheep
2 жыл бұрын
I think there's a category for that...
@Thomas_Bergel
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sweaty__Sheep And it‘s called autocannibalism... Ha! AUTOcannibalism!
@ygorules2
2 жыл бұрын
0:33 - this aged well
@schoey13
Жыл бұрын
Queen compilation
@GildaLee27
2 жыл бұрын
And on that bombshell, it's time to end. Thank you very much for watching. Good night.
@taylorrzepecki2064
2 жыл бұрын
I guess Jeremy shouldn't have made the double pneumonia joke
@ashleyclarey5274
Жыл бұрын
'This just in from Kiera Knightly, shes disappointed but understands'
@herceg6772
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen “some say” compilation
@evan_ack
2 жыл бұрын
Compilation of May saying "Cock!"
@tiraderodeTori_
2 жыл бұрын
lol, my first time arriving early really fun compilation btw!
@suveshsewrajh2083
2 жыл бұрын
The Porsche segment cracks me up
@kymsheba
3 ай бұрын
lol, Jeremy Clarkson going off is one of the greatest thing in this show the chemistry between these 3 are once in a generation. lol =Z=
@Tony-112
Жыл бұрын
Hammond hating the Austin was hilarious.
@ltrtg13
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much the "Special Edition" Top Gear edition of the Caterham is worth now. Has gone up to 15 pence?
@michaelmeliambro5117
2 жыл бұрын
And that's supposed to be good???? LOL As if that's anything to celebrate.
@NineteenEighty8
Жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED CHANNEL.
@itisjustmeagain
Жыл бұрын
It feels so strange hearing one of my favorite Aphex tracks come up in the background on Top Gear 😂
@frds_skce
2 жыл бұрын
1:09 I love seeing Clarkson just shitting all over the renowned car of my country, Malaysia
@JoshuaC923
2 жыл бұрын
It's faster than a Ferrari on the North south highway🤣🤣🤣🤣
@prathamkataria7570
2 ай бұрын
It's amazing how influential they were in forming the public opinion of a car. There were cars whose sales were drastically affected simply because of their positive or negative review.
@1gab
2 жыл бұрын
You missed the "I would rather look at the back of a baboon than looking at the back of a Prius" 😂
@FinnishGuy47
6 ай бұрын
There's one bit from season 5 that isn't here, where Clarkson and Hammond hated the Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet, and said: Hammond: "Right, news of another car. It's the PT Cruiser Cabriolet, have a look at this. I've got one question: How much *don't* you want that car?!" Clarkson: "How much is it?" Hammond: It's 17 and a haa-, oh I can't even look at it... £17 500." C: "£17 500? I would rather eat 17 500 pounds, in pound coins!" H: "I'd rather eat £17 500 worth of... gravel, all of it, than that." C: "You know how Socrates died? He drank hemlock, because the alternative was to have a Greek soldier put his fist up his bottom and pull his heart out. I'd rather have the Greek soldier... *Imitates the situation* 'Go on! OOH THIS SMARTS! MY HEART'S COMING DOWN MY BACK PASSAGE, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A PT CONVERTIBLE!' Look at it! What the hell were they thinking of?!" You can watch that bit in this video :D kzitem.info/news/bejne/ppucxXyve32mooIsi=MBi9TXDdg9bt5Iao&t=1127
@scsutton1
Жыл бұрын
0:51 My genuine reaction when I was asked if I'm watching Fury/Paul.
@malnfc8565
2 жыл бұрын
Missed the best one
@Thwack992
2 жыл бұрын
1:20 actually just sounds like an old man complaining on his way to pick up his medicine.
@lordcegese1385
2 жыл бұрын
Make a brown compilation
@brettbynes2286
2 жыл бұрын
I'd rather listen to my own firing squad 🤣🤣🤣
@ryanmann1416
29 күн бұрын
1:21 “Brakes are rubbish, Rides rubbish, Seats are rubbish, (tap tap) that’s rubbish”
@theforcer1762
2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Top Gear is not on a streaming service...
@HUNrobar
11 ай бұрын
Some seasons are on amazon prime
@kymsheba
3 ай бұрын
The Amazon series is fantastic not too much like the old Top Gear but similar and much more enjoyable :)
@oversteer_9339
Жыл бұрын
Dude that Caterham's value is probably insane now
@faxxzc
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the „i would rather have bird flu“ from the corvette c6 z06 test
@kubek555
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather be inside Paul Scholes hahahaha
@rohanpatel7472
2 жыл бұрын
How about a „Excuses“ Compilation?
@MrFlippicat
2 жыл бұрын
"Would anybody here drive a car that I built?" Says the man who invented the future with the P45
@ridgegamer735
Жыл бұрын
Damn and Blast Compliation
@BabulAli
Жыл бұрын
1:05 I'm glad Clarkson approves of my car.
@Veyron722skyhook
Жыл бұрын
There's one you missed about a PT convertible and "the Greek soldier"
@kingsize127
Жыл бұрын
What about the News segment where they talked about what they’d rather do than have a convertible PT Cruiser?
@babybenz.190
2 жыл бұрын
2:18 What episode is this, with the W221 and the W140? 👀
@nichopaulu8395
2 жыл бұрын
Series 8 Ep. 4
@starfleethastanks
2 жыл бұрын
double "pneumonia"
@Daniel-ld5im
2 жыл бұрын
"I can imagine what Mercedes was using for inspiration, LOOK A PILE OF STONES!"
@davidcoulter1058
2 жыл бұрын
You missed one from the economy run from Switzerland to Blackpool.
@iambiggus
Жыл бұрын
Would anyone be able to point me in the direction of the episode that's featured at 4:40? It didn't look familiar and I'm wondering if I managed to miss it. Thanks!
@L_U-K_E
Жыл бұрын
3:02 lmao
@gianniskatsios8033
Жыл бұрын
3:09😂
@markcf83
Ай бұрын
I would rather watch a compilation of the old Top Gear than the entire series of the new one.
@gedhoughton9523
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather be inside Paul Scholes….. 🤣 💀
@fionnduffy9988
2 жыл бұрын
Do a “well… when I say” compilation
@saunders-roe9806
10 ай бұрын
U forgot the one where they did the Switzerland to Blackpool challenge, Jeremy says at the begging he would rather go in some VW polo than James' car
@Crabbiy
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of psychicpebbles
@dendanskehelt4296
2 жыл бұрын
I have an Opel Vectra...
@ready2fishnow
6 ай бұрын
"I would rather "suck the sinus infection out of a bloody nose, rather than watch top gear, without these gentlemen! #banter
@aleksavucetic5922
2 жыл бұрын
1:33😬
@flacjacket
2 ай бұрын
I bet that caterham would fetch more than 100k at auction.
@ultrajd
12 күн бұрын
OK, as the years have gone by, I still don’t understand this. During the bed where Jeremy is talking about the interior of a car that he basically turned into a cottage he mentions that if it were Richard, he would have a horse in it, which granted, if I recall correctly, he does live on a ranch. But I don’t understand what’s so funny about, having James with a house full of pictures of the queen.
@TangoSuckaa1
Жыл бұрын
I bet if that caterham is still about it’s worth a hell of a lot more than a normal one
@Faris-fw1xn
2 жыл бұрын
1:25 that Myvi can beat any car at Malaysia,even Ferrari lost to it..we call it KING,why?? Bcoz you will find yourself at the gutter if trying to mess with it..
@JoshuaC923
2 жыл бұрын
Yes the king😂😂😂
@themedic7933
2 жыл бұрын
2:48 the woman behind Richard here looks like him if he was female
@aguruattapiano
7 ай бұрын
"It has the sex appeal of a cammel... with gingivitis" How does he come up with this stuff?? 😂😂
@automation7295
4 ай бұрын
Because he can.
@automation7295
4 ай бұрын
Everyone can come up with different and random stuff.
@muhamadirfaan3329
2 жыл бұрын
0:38 well he had a pneumonia once so.....
@pixelnazgul
9 ай бұрын
The 6 door lancia is good (but illegal... like mclaren f1)
@yurrickhunt9707
2 жыл бұрын
“I would rather be inside Paul Scholes”
@michaelmeliambro5117
2 жыл бұрын
I would rather superglue my asshole shut, I'd rather drown in diarrhea, I'd rather fuckin' eat my fuckin' balls off than be subjected to another TG episode.
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