When the coffee just got ready and you can't wait the fight to end before getting it.
@Nana-p5v6x
Жыл бұрын
😳
@55cent15
Жыл бұрын
the ult damage?
@adnanertan4884
Жыл бұрын
Why not both
@sakshamsinhax
Жыл бұрын
Machine Gun physical Fischl when?
@tunax540
Жыл бұрын
Raiden : “Why won’t you die?” John Lee : “It’s a HP, sons.”
@Bollei
Жыл бұрын
unlimited hp substats,son
@buff_pingu6943
Жыл бұрын
"They harden in response to physical trauma YOU CANT HURT ME EI!"
@jonathanjoestar1660
Жыл бұрын
C6 ,sons!
@AnhGiauTran
Жыл бұрын
Raiden: well then… WITNESS THE FINAL CALAMITY
@zynos_s
Жыл бұрын
the comment that i was gona say, good job dude you deserve this like
@seraphlazuli6251
Жыл бұрын
I love hearing the effort in Scaramouche’s voice and Zhongli just doesn’t care. XD
@kinokochouchou
Жыл бұрын
true god vs wannabe fake one lmao
@xenajin6827
Жыл бұрын
It'd been even better if he was saying osthmantus wine tastes the same
@OldestDream1864
Жыл бұрын
Similar to us trying to kill a cockroach
@sauce8148
Жыл бұрын
Lore accurate
@ZeroDim
Жыл бұрын
@@OldestDream1864 true
@arturvieira9991
Жыл бұрын
"Foolishness. HP controls everything. And without health you can not protect anything. Let alone yourself." HP intoxicated Big Dong Zhong, 2023
@omnomnom2100
Жыл бұрын
"Your Damage tanking days are over hand me the Black Tassel" - IRS employe Dante
@Tururu134
Жыл бұрын
"Cease the nonsense, for my brother and I have long since witnessed humanity's undoing by their own ignorance" The Bathysmal Vishaps twins. "WOOF WOOF" The wolflords.
@dexyane
Жыл бұрын
@@omnomnom2100 if you want it, then you’ll have to take it. But you already knew that kewk.
@omnomnom2100
Жыл бұрын
@@dexyane "I had a feeling you would say that"
@Cranetesius
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli: "im officially a Cameramen Now"
@SashimiEnthusiast
Жыл бұрын
THIS NEEDS MORE FAMEEE
@MoodyBluesRequiem80
9 ай бұрын
"Cameraman never dies"
@khadizaanwarjolly5779
7 ай бұрын
@@SashimiEnthusiast not really
@kison7715
Жыл бұрын
"WHY WONT YOU DIE??!!" Zhongli: "Cockroach6 build, son."
@pedroruas4190
Жыл бұрын
Imagine this build in a distant future where there's a artifact set that reflects part of the damage taken by the shield (similar to OCHS, but for shielding)
@akirayuki6275
Жыл бұрын
Hopefully they don't make the mistake of Shield Strength again making it work only on the character that holds the Artifact set... probably the most useless stat ever
@liowjiaching1790
Жыл бұрын
@@akirayuki6275 retracing bolide is so useful lol
@akirayuki6275
Жыл бұрын
@@liowjiaching1790 Technically the 4 piece set is not bad, you can definitely build some character with it if you do happen to have very good pieces, but it's hardly ever gonna be a BiS set on anyone
@eniobiondi2749
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's just niched to shield dps teams like that weapon set
@HowDo_IKnowBruh
Жыл бұрын
@@akirayuki6275 It's just going to be Mid-Tier, It's never bad but never good. Just make it as an Standard Point of Artifact Set for dps
@kison7715
Жыл бұрын
_"Don't f-k with this archon."_ - Zhongli, probably
@sauce8148
Жыл бұрын
Lore accurate lol
@Rebber
Жыл бұрын
*Zhongli fighting Raiden in the archon war* Zhongli: MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OSMANTHUS WINE HERE EI, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY BOOZE!
the funny this is, is that zhongli can still do some notable damage with that giant health pool because of one of his ascension passive that makes his dmg scale with max hp
@robertoalexandermendezmore408
Жыл бұрын
Yeah even his ascencion stat, can help to do damage without a goublet
@NoblePhantasmable
Жыл бұрын
Rifthounds : i'm your biggest enemy C6 Zhongli : is it? IS IT!?
@Diarrhea8
Жыл бұрын
notice me senpai🥺👉👈
@notmeitsyou6913
Жыл бұрын
"Imagine not taking damage instead healing oneself" - every C0 Zhongli
@towa7916
Жыл бұрын
The c6 healing Zhongli💀
@shikikanaz4624
Жыл бұрын
the real statue of 7
@Fehru
Жыл бұрын
One day. One day I'll have it. Probably after Fontaine relase.
@jend9334
Жыл бұрын
Living the dream right there. Forget to reapply shield so you take damage for a bit and then heal it back up while just standing there.
@kokodayo_12345
Жыл бұрын
@@Fehru or you could use kokofish
@rakharizqullaha.f.2713
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli is standing there.... Menacingly
@8ig0r86
Жыл бұрын
I thank God that we didn't get Zhongli boss fight. It would take hours to take his shield off
@NanduRNair
Жыл бұрын
And the worst part would be he would just reapply his shiled in the snap of a finger, 10mins of effort, sweat blood and tears all down the sewage 👀👀
@Gentleman..
Жыл бұрын
I'LL HAVE ORDER
@fluffything7134
Жыл бұрын
They'll add a mechanic where he heals a percentage of his total HP if the shield isn't broken within a time limit.
@zyfryth
Жыл бұрын
fun fact: according to the lore, zhongli was the strongest archon. He literally feigned his death to escape responsibility haha
@trinadhsaandeepkodavali5255
Жыл бұрын
And also his burst may be powerful than Raiden in boss fight 💀
@idonthavenameidea1558
Жыл бұрын
When Zhongli HP is low after accidentally falling Statue of the seven : *Nervous noise
@unfunnyskull
Жыл бұрын
now imagine that with a 90k hp yelan and nilou
@RosYagiDesu
Жыл бұрын
Scaradouchie trying to kill Zhongli, just looked like someone trying to kill a roach but it doesn't dies.
@MashedPopato
Жыл бұрын
0:28 Ah yes Raiden trying to defeat someone that has protection that hardens in response to physical trauma
@jakeforgey5378
11 ай бұрын
... So Ei X ZHongli technically possible?... they pair well and make a GODLY team...
@Luvviess_mizz
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli is in his true form 🗿
@grimfrostad6173
Жыл бұрын
What makes it funnier is that his shield actually hardens on physical trauma
@nothmm8582
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli be like: Back in my day, so called "gods" were actually strong 🗿
@Mrs.THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
Жыл бұрын
His passive makes his shield stronger everytime it gets hit
@cj664
Жыл бұрын
Enemy:Why won't you die Zhongli: *nano machines son they react through physical trauma*
@pocketmonsters4953
Жыл бұрын
All bosses in tevyet: why this old dude shield is so though Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember but where are those....
@leandroTRA
Жыл бұрын
while I was reading this with the game open my zhongli started saying it, you just broke the 4th dimension
@uvsss3870
Жыл бұрын
who share the memory?
@CM_684
Жыл бұрын
I think I get it now, the ones who share the memory weren't protected by Zhongli's shield
@r.e.z9428
Жыл бұрын
When you throw everything you have at the MC, just for him to stand there looking at you with disappointment.
@aussiejezza
8 ай бұрын
He's just standing there! Menacingly!
@YuTEM
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli: MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OSMANTHUS WINE HERE RAIDEN, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY PETAL!
@ѕ.є-н2ш
Жыл бұрын
Zhong dong finally getting the attention he deserves
@Barium_HydrOxide
Жыл бұрын
Now imagine his shield after the archon war with a gnosis
@kokodayo_12345
Жыл бұрын
Gnosis has nothing to do with power
@jayhill2193
Жыл бұрын
@@kokodayo_12345 I think you're wrong. Zhongli's dialogue for when he reaches max ascention is something along the lines of "I never invisioned I'd possess this much power once again after doing away with being an archon". And a gnosis is what makes an archon or not?
@kokodayo_12345
Жыл бұрын
@@jayhill2193 no genosis is just a token like thing to connect to the heavenly principals which every archon has this was said in the archon quest by nahida
@GIGAHMAD
Жыл бұрын
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!" Zhongli:"Its a OSMANTUS WINE, son"
@unfunnyskull
Жыл бұрын
zhongli getting a horrifyingly high amount of hp the final calamity: setsuna shoumetsu cometh:
@BLiNK129
Жыл бұрын
Scaramouche: I am the all knowing God Zhongli: Oh yeah? Break my shield
@jakeforgey5378
11 ай бұрын
Ei in the distance: "That is the only thing that outlasts Eternity!"
@carlostorresaraya2210
Жыл бұрын
Imagine getting c6 yelan just to play cockro- i mean zhongli
@Anonymous-jy6gd
Жыл бұрын
Just like how cockroaches are unkillable, Just like that now Zhongli is unkillable.
@projectptah8935
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you got the joke
@josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838
Жыл бұрын
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE" " *Osmanthus Wine son, they taste the same as i remember* "
@empathictitan9538
Жыл бұрын
he's just standing there, MENACINGLY
@vibrantgfx
Жыл бұрын
we gonna ignore that random heart of depth piece?💀💀
@Sickle_.
Жыл бұрын
Its an off piece everyone does that
@destroyinghaters
Жыл бұрын
Bro doesn't know what a off piece is 💀, you a noob we get it 😂😂
@cajunseasoning1846
Жыл бұрын
nah lads what you mean, obviously gotta grab that 5 piece bonus innit
@vin2164
Жыл бұрын
@@cajunseasoning1846 I lowkey wish they had an extra 5 piece bonus, like I want a reward for grinding so hard I have a full 5 piece set
@WHOooo.tao...yea..
Жыл бұрын
First he's so arrogant to no die but he even fucking heals himself with the DMG💀 The enemies are actually gonna kill themselves after this lmao
@traviswilliams2348
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that he is actually taking damage, he just doesn't care.
@smileyera
Жыл бұрын
Me thinking my Zhongli has a lot of HP (50K) and then I see this
@nazirulfahmi23
Жыл бұрын
Agree..
@Fehru
Жыл бұрын
Cheated with C4 Yelan
@ALBSTREWMUSIC
Жыл бұрын
For zhongli shield you don't necessarily need tanky hp Well instead of 4pc tenacity switch to 2pc tenacity with 2pc bolide and use 4pc tenacity on some other support or use ninguangg who increases shield strength between 5-20% on walking thru her jade screen You'll see improvements
Scaramouche : WHY YOU DON'T DIE ?! Zhongli : geo shield son
@xeiiwv1
Жыл бұрын
✨untouchable untouchable✨
@TheAuditore77999
11 ай бұрын
In case anyone wondered, without yelan, the max hp is 53005 hp. That's enough for almost all bosses in the game at world level 8. I use it myself too. Osmanthus wine forever....
@diper547
Жыл бұрын
Sacaramuche: *lanza su rayo fulminante qué levanta una gran estela de polvo y escombros* Zhongli: *sale del polvo como si nada, mientras que al mismo tiempo se limpia del hombro una pequeña cantidad de polvo* perdón, ¿acaso eso debía de... Hacerme daño?
@__blank__4193
Жыл бұрын
Biggest mistake of hoyo would be to release a 5 star weapon with HP substat
@justinx.8949
Жыл бұрын
Lore-accurate Morax be like:
@PiXMusicaX
Жыл бұрын
Making the mother of all meteorites here Jack, can't fret over every shield.
@gamingsquad9623
Жыл бұрын
Rex lepis during the archon war
@birisuandrei1551
Жыл бұрын
Violence breeds violence...hence zhongli choose not to give a damn about your damage.
@kurosetta7879
Жыл бұрын
John lee during the archon war
@kquack
Жыл бұрын
just like a cockroach, he wont die
@kasanesayo7010
Жыл бұрын
Even Scaramouche is annoyed😂😅
@offbrandbiscuit
Жыл бұрын
"How the fuck did you get elected?" *"Well, I didn't farm my own artifacts"*
@yashdabas9884
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli: “motivated”
@Y2KGHXST..
Жыл бұрын
He just stands there unfaced
@planetary-alignment-
Жыл бұрын
he's just standing there... menacingly
@breadb4meat
Жыл бұрын
Seriously, great videos. I watch them every time I mean who can resist they really are exceptional. Hopefully you do find a better intro type song but if not, I’ll still be watching.
@keanunguyen2225
10 ай бұрын
STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WHERE JUST LIKE ME TRY TO MAKE HISTORY
@aiweery5276
Жыл бұрын
When I'm happy with my 15k hp then there's your Zhongli with 65k...
@obittoesandbros3857
Жыл бұрын
zhongli comes out of retirement again
@tatianammx1259
Жыл бұрын
This is how he won the archon war
@Cryogenic_
8 ай бұрын
Zhongli hears taht this job is high risk and will give him 1 mora only Him:
@electronicallyscannedarray
Жыл бұрын
C6 Zhongli is built different.
@asteryt5277
Жыл бұрын
Lore accurate zhongli
@breadb4meat
Жыл бұрын
The music during the fight is completely fine but just the intro where he’s equipping artifacts I can’t even take the time to see what the sub stats are or like what’s going on it’s just I don’t even know but the intro is weird but everything else is good thanks man I love your videos You have literally the best thumbnails.
@Fruity-Pebbles-Yt
Жыл бұрын
It's seems all of zhonglis apprentices use spear xiao hu tao and himself
@the_apotecary_from_tf2
Жыл бұрын
Osmanthus whine son I'm too drunk to feel pain
@night_cloak3958
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli to Scaradouche: You call yourself a god.. Heh.. *Pats his clothes* Pathetic..
@Предводительбаклажанов
7 ай бұрын
You can't hurt me, Jack!
@NeoSlashott
Жыл бұрын
Raiden: AAAARMSZHOOONG!!
@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire
Жыл бұрын
“Why won’t you DIE??” “Order, son!”
@tuongnguyenmanh4743
Жыл бұрын
All hail to Archon of cockroach .
@Ajdin_1103
Жыл бұрын
Makeing the mother of all omlets here Morax, can't freat over every egg!
@bedroockboy
Жыл бұрын
Zhongli: "I'm invincible today..."
@origggggs2
11 ай бұрын
if this THICC zhong dong uses 2pc Tenacity, 2pc Vourokasha's Glow with similar stats and evrything else the same, maybe he can get more HP
@neonova6107
Жыл бұрын
YOU CANT HURT ME BALLADEER
@Beffel
Жыл бұрын
I'm that zhongli for like two years.
@watchingshows6683
Жыл бұрын
The meteors that killed off dinosaurs can't harm this Zhongli
@shubhamkhare5372
Жыл бұрын
What a madlad
@jakben
Жыл бұрын
thats how he defeated all his enemies,he outlived them all
@rajaryan-fe1oy
11 ай бұрын
Lore accurate shield
@INathPLAYI
Жыл бұрын
Bro the C6 Yelan jumpscared me wtf
@123leyang321
Жыл бұрын
0:33 When the boss is playing a spectacle fighter and the player is playing a normal action rpg.
@FluffyWaffle33
Жыл бұрын
Immortal, just like a cockroach
@LunatTuT
Жыл бұрын
« untouchable, untouchableee»
@itzreaperwolfson4126
Жыл бұрын
I am the eye of the stormmmm (Alpha chair vine except the chair is zhongli(
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