Affiliate link in case you want to get one for yourself: amzn.to/45y4q7m
@spazalicious5208
Жыл бұрын
DAMN HE REALLY PUT THEM ON BLAST LIKE THAT
@Rameon
Жыл бұрын
I’ll continue, you put the sleeve up to not cut yourself. I know I wouldn’t want a rod cutting up my face, would you? Also, if I’m beating someone in self defense with a stick and it breaks I don’t think it would stop me from hitting with the stick. You showed in a previous video it can keep being used even if it can cut you up but I’d say that means you just have to hold it right and inflict bleed damage. I won’t buy one and I won’t advocate for people to but its like a broom handle from Walmart to me. It prolly won’t last as a weapon but it’s still a weapon that you can use until it’s unusable.
@edh1970
Жыл бұрын
@@Rameon it becomes unusable nearly instantly tho???
@Nerobyrne
Жыл бұрын
You could use it as a startling distraction 🤔
@Schimz
Жыл бұрын
Lol, the Amazon link title has nothing to do with self defense, but it mentions street magic. How did this self defense thing even get started? 🤣
@ShitSandwichPodcast
Жыл бұрын
The party staff lore continues
@devin5201
Жыл бұрын
DEEPEST LORE
@stevenn1940
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's best value is in shock value; not going to lie, if someone pulls out something that seems like it appeared out of nowhere... yeah, probably just going to keep walking. Like a goose, not much real ghreat, but intimidating regardless
@soraxstacy1477
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenn1940 Not if they've seen videos about how shitty the self defense stick from Wish is.
@MoriF98
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenn1940 best thing for shock value is a grenade. Throw it and dip. Motherducker will fucking shit his pants
@Salchipapa97
Жыл бұрын
@@stevenn1940 startling, but I wouldn't call it intimidating in my opinion
@kyle960
8 ай бұрын
These things are magician props, whoever is selling them as self defense equipment is going straight to hell
@DarkSeraph95
7 ай бұрын
The boiler room of hell
@kyle960
7 ай бұрын
@@DarkSeraph95 correct!
@azeroth2994
7 ай бұрын
He's skipping jail, going directly to hell
@panose6542
7 ай бұрын
Magicians? No it’s LARP gear, obviously, who else would want something this convoluted but also less effective
@JustFilmAlready
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Gigachad_Memes
Жыл бұрын
“Oh no I’m being robbed, Better take out my long piece of tinfoil!”
@axelbarrientos4746
Жыл бұрын
The fact he put on sleeve shirt to not get cut from the broken staff
@Ivi-Tora
Жыл бұрын
"It matches with my hat so it certainly has to be good!"
@Gigachad_Memes
Жыл бұрын
@@axelbarrientos4746 well, they are thin so they can cut
@Itz_Brock
Жыл бұрын
@@axelbarrientos4746the fact that literally anyone attacking u will have clothes on so trying to cut with it is useless
@HundredSlot
Жыл бұрын
@@Ivi-Tora lmaooo
@smoguli
8 ай бұрын
The way it got damaged reminded me of when we used gift wrapping cardboard rolls as swords when I was a kid 😂
@rapscalliana
7 ай бұрын
bro even they are less easy to break
@RanOutOfSpac
5 ай бұрын
@@rapscallianaand hurt more
@loganlazarus5644
Жыл бұрын
Waiting for someone to get mad that he used sleeves like a home invader wouldn't cover as much of their body as possible.
@nekomimi7414
Жыл бұрын
A long time ago, I through of buying one for self-defense, but I learned punching would be more effective.
@SorowFame
Жыл бұрын
If you aren’t home-invading completely naked you’re doing it wrong
@starside6738
Жыл бұрын
@@nekomimi7414 bear mace. Unless they’re wearing a chemical respirator with a face shield. No man will stand up to bear mace
@thegooglyking
Жыл бұрын
@@starside6738 Yes. But neither will you.
@clonezero_RR
Жыл бұрын
@@thegooglykingScorched Earth tactics right there.
@czr16
Жыл бұрын
The ultimate weapon. Went from nightstick to staff to whip in a matter of seconds
@ivoryas1696
Жыл бұрын
@czr16 Yo, low-key like that one demonslayer chick, lmao.
@stevehansen4112
Жыл бұрын
A weapon to surpass metal gear!
@sublimetoast1441
Жыл бұрын
Ya know... if someone came at you with a whip and actually knew how to use it.. that'd be pretty damn scary lol
@Saru5000
Жыл бұрын
Transformers 🤖
@jeffdakilla83
Жыл бұрын
The only weapon whit no weaknes is DA CHANKLA!!!
@AverageAlobamaEnjoyer
Жыл бұрын
“You didn’t hit yourself hard enough” Mf he broke the staff
@bacontoe416
Жыл бұрын
clearly you need to use it with enough force that it snaps in half in 1 swing
@Meleeman011
Жыл бұрын
did someone besides you actually type this?
@kennymuller3115
Жыл бұрын
@@bacontoe416 how about enough force that it snaps before it even hit something? 😂
@MikhailRinn69
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@cocoachaos1321
Жыл бұрын
Technically it's not broken, he can unwind it and get it straight again.... I have that rod on my table, not a bad paperweight.
@shanshansan
10 ай бұрын
"Hah, with this staff I am powerful! You are no match for me, intruder!" The intruder's concealed Glock-17:
@armourvgyt
8 ай бұрын
I do have to say, though, you probably aren't really a gun person and more of a gamer, since often video games use the Glock 17 for simplicity and recognition, sort of as a relic of older shooters made only a bit after the Glock's creation, but more realistically there's now over 50 varieties of Glock, the original G17 being not the most concealable. From what I've seen on their website, their most concealable is the G39 9x19mm line, about the length and width of a medium smartphone. I digress, just wanted to rant a bit about something I've recently looked into.
@idioticed4379
8 ай бұрын
@@armourvgyt What kinda gun is concealable. (Normally I would search this up myself but i feel like I would be put on a watchlist if I did)
@armourvgyt
8 ай бұрын
@@idioticed4379 dammit i keep writing you an article in the notifications pop-up and then i accidentally delete it all! im gonna have to seriously oversimplify and condense now, so sorry...if you don't know what the word means: concealable basically means easy to hide. If you're wondering what makes a gun concealable: depends on the size of the person, where it's being hidden, and the environment, but it basically comes down to size of the gun. The smaller, the more concealable and some good examples are the Glock 39 line, the hidden gun from the first four Assassin's Creed games, and snub-nose revolvers. This is not a conclusive list and there are probably hundreds of varieties from manufacturers and homemade projects. Hope this helps!
@idioticed4379
7 ай бұрын
@@armourvgytThanks!
@Indigo_Indignation
7 ай бұрын
@@armourvgyti'd like to thank you for taking the time to write this all out, good sir or ma'am!
@alwayshere6956
Жыл бұрын
Im starting to think nobody is actually defending these staffs
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Feel free to check the comments on previous videos if you feel like testing your hypothesis.
@alwayshere6956
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance No I mean like, their comments are not serious and they want to see you keep using the rink dink piece of plastic. I think I would say "Trolls", ykno, like the ones under the bridge? I know you killed him many moons ago, just there's his kin to keep in mind
@bombomos
Жыл бұрын
I think Marcus just bought the value pack and now he doesn't know what to do with them haha JK Marcus. Love the vids
@alwayshere6956
Жыл бұрын
@@bombomos Pay attention to the "Weaponization of the Government Committee" right now if you aren't already. As interesting as this subject is there's something important happening RIGHT. NOW
@anzaca1
Жыл бұрын
@@alwayshere6956The committee that's not producing anything?
@haynintegrity
Жыл бұрын
That is the most convincing "disappointed dad stare" I've ever seen when that party stick wrapped around your arm.
@lgcraft3601
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@ShouOokami
Жыл бұрын
If the "point" is to shoot at their eyes...just carry pepperspray.
@musewolfman
Жыл бұрын
@Hispanic Fascist ease up there, generalissimo. Not many people have access to that kinda equipment.
@dantai68
Жыл бұрын
Pepperspray isn't legal in a lot of countries and even in some US they can be restricted in some counties, cities and states.
@elishafollet5347
Жыл бұрын
The pepper spray i can get behind but spraying them with litteriel acid just sounds cruel
@musewolfman
Жыл бұрын
@Hispanic Fascist if you wanna turn self-defense into an assault charge, I guess go ahead. But I meant the "fill the container" bit. It's a pressurized, sealed cannister. How do you propose filling it?
@therealevilmudbug
Жыл бұрын
@@musewolfman Dedication and pure malice
@jossefyoucef4977
Жыл бұрын
I love how from the fraction of shorts I've seen of him, he seems to have made enemies with the staff community
@lyravain6304
8 ай бұрын
Not staves in general. Just this collapsible trash.
@mctripleA
8 ай бұрын
Not "the staff community" just random dumbasses claiming to be the "staff community" I'm sure anyone actually in the staff community would agree that those expanding staffs are bullshit
@Mumiah862
8 ай бұрын
@@lyravain6304it’s not trash it’s for magic tricks not self defense
@Eralen00
7 ай бұрын
not necessarily the staff community. The Novelty-gimmick-toy-weapon community on the other hand ...
@valviform
7 ай бұрын
@@mctripleAahem. They are lol yeah
@Tigercup9
Жыл бұрын
I think if anyone still has doubts or thinks you’re lying/biased, they should simply purchase one of these and test it or enjoy it to the extent they please. You’ve cast off any shadows of logical doubt. Put it to rest.
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
No, planning one more video where I tape a knife to one and use it like a spear.
@konradkinne4089
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVanceI feel like Im witnessing the birth of a Batman villain. Did one of your loved ones get murdered in cold blood by a collapsible self defense staff Marcus?
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
I don't want to talk about it
@Nautilus472
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance Yo throw that shit and see if it crumples on itself
@TAP7a
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance is that not just disadvantaging the knife
@bunni_is_cool
Жыл бұрын
People who defend these staffs most likely surround their house with a ring of rocks and claim “it’s an invisible forcefield, you can’t get in”
@darththeo
Жыл бұрын
Nah, you are confusing your crazies. These people are the ones that get those decorative weapons that are meant to be non-function and take pictures with them like they are uber badass.
@kevinsullivan3448
Жыл бұрын
@@darththeo Often called the "Mall Ninja".
@thatanti-veganteacher2326
Жыл бұрын
He even says it's a PARTY bow staff, not an actual weapon
@PomegranateJuiceSmoothie
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a SpongeBob episode with Patrick’s genius
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
Жыл бұрын
That's for sea bears
@CatManReal
Жыл бұрын
My elementary school allowed 3rd graders to have this at school. If a school trusts 3rd grade kids to have it, its an awful weapon.
@rendiadepratama6874
Жыл бұрын
Me bringing knife Screwdriver, scissors, pliers inside my pencil case
@meady50
Жыл бұрын
I think my school banned these things before I graduated. But this was also the same school that suspended me for two days for drawing a grenade in art class. The principal said it was destruction of school property. No joke. I drew it on a piece of notebook paper
@heffaynekoguy687
Жыл бұрын
@@meady50 tbh at this point a freshly sharpened pencil is better..... for taking notes of corse j7st don't bring an mre spoon now thats dangerous lmao
@ussenterprisecv6805
Жыл бұрын
@@heffaynekoguy687 oh yeah those mre spoons have several confirmed kills now, why or how this happened in a war with guns there is no good explanation. Thank Russian incompetence I guess.
@sagew1312
Жыл бұрын
@@meady50 wow. Just wow. They really wanted to use you as an example for no reason
@Rurukuken
7 ай бұрын
It is great for self defense though. Not only does it give considerable amount of range advantage but it also makes it easier for your attacker to beat your ass, thus ending the confrontation quickly. It can also double as a cane should you lose your vision upon hitting the ground.
@item459
Жыл бұрын
Damn they really took those collapsible toy lightsabers and convinced folks they are self defence tools lmao
@bunglewungle261
Жыл бұрын
I think I'd rather have the hard plastic lightsaber.
@Dusk_Shade
Жыл бұрын
Those things are actually pretty tough, I'd bonk a home invader with one
@MrThemelloman
Жыл бұрын
You could actually beat someone with one of those😂
@ryannichols3101
Жыл бұрын
@@bunglewungle261 that hard plastic lightsaber hilt is nothing to scoff about 😂😂😂
@LaughingOrange
Жыл бұрын
By the way this Bo looks, I'd say the lightsaber hurts a hell of a lot more.
@user-rv8yv4yh9n
Жыл бұрын
If you need to collapse it to pocket size to get it to work, just carry a club at that point. Reject mall ninja, embrace Neolithic
@Joshoowah
Жыл бұрын
Or a baton. Those things are heavy, dense, solid, collapsible, and purpose built to ruin your day.
@elishafollet5347
Жыл бұрын
@@Joshoowah counter point, a baton is just an advanced and highly effective ooga booga stick
@crimsonwizahd2358
Жыл бұрын
Personally I prefer the classic "walking stick", the gentleman's unga bunga stick.
@CHMernerner
Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonwizahd2358 sticks and stones!!!
@Supernob222
Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonwizahd2358 How is it a walking stick if it is meant to disable them? Oh well i guess i didn't get the joke
@Cadocdot
Жыл бұрын
If someone’s robbing you and you pull out a party/magic trick staff for self defence, you deserve to be robbed.
@FriendlySniperYT
Жыл бұрын
@@Jigenn742 Because it obviously sucks.
@slayer-asp-6670
Жыл бұрын
@@Jigenn742 because it broke on like, 4 hits
@aaronharper1209
Жыл бұрын
@@slayer-asp-6670 well some products are like that. Meant to be thrown away after a couple uses. This is one of those products.
@ianjones3827
Жыл бұрын
It didn't even damage him stupid
@normienormie9425
Жыл бұрын
@@aaronharper1209 It's not, the way it breaks is unnatural which means its not meant to break in 4 hits. Also a self defense tool that breaks in four hits. Really?
@benjaminkey5810
7 ай бұрын
Whenever I see these elaborate, usually ineffective self defense tools, I just think "just get a gun bro"
@kalashnikovdevil
7 ай бұрын
Right!?
@treebeaver3921
7 ай бұрын
Or a knife lol. No way a staff that breaks like that could do any better than almost any knife which are much easier to obtain than a gun. Obviously a gun would be better but if you’re against them or whatever then knives are always on the table
@Q2eFzzM.
6 ай бұрын
or live in a country where you dont need a weapon to feel safe
@benjaminkey5810
6 ай бұрын
@@Q2eFzzM. holy crap. There's a country with no violent crime? I didn't know that.
@WJS774
6 ай бұрын
@@Q2eFzzM. Or delude yourself into thinking that your country is safe, sure it won't stop you getting mugged but up until that point you can _feel_ safe I guess.
@pete_nana
Жыл бұрын
Those staff are great for when somebody attacks you and you want to immediately piss them off.
@scrappydoo7887
Жыл бұрын
Or defuse the tension by making them laugh at you
@erickhepworth7920
Жыл бұрын
I agree with you guys 😂
@erickhepworth7920
Жыл бұрын
I agree with you guys
@bloodhunter6618
Жыл бұрын
you're using it wrong, you just need to take it and throw it in the trash because that's where it belongs
@herobrinevjwj8255
Жыл бұрын
I genuinely laughed at this comment
@OmolonFluidDynamicsEnjoyer
Жыл бұрын
"No you're using it wrong, just set it on fire and blast it out of a railgun and THEN it works as intended"
@ApertureAce
Жыл бұрын
Yeah but idk why people ever thought it was for self defense in the first place. Its main use is for magic tricks
@turnip-nm7hw
Жыл бұрын
@@ApertureAce yeh its for confusing your enemy using magic tricks
@ren_qrow2308
Жыл бұрын
@@turnip-nm7hw as soon as I saw this I thought of a man poping one of these yelling alacazam and just full on tailing it on a moped
@StephenHenryIV
Жыл бұрын
Unrealistic, people most likely to rob you don’t have arms.
@hansiza9701
Жыл бұрын
Unrealistic, kellendonk, torben
@aquidillion
Жыл бұрын
Oh so that's the difference between normal robberies and armed robberies
@jaybirdishhhhhh
Жыл бұрын
THEYRE HERE TO STEAL YOUR ARMS
@DisIntegratedLife
Жыл бұрын
Well.... not regular arms... they have... FIRE ARMS!!!! *hears whispering* Wait... what do you mean one word? Firearms, one word... ohhhhh... damn. Fire arms sounded kinda cool...
@raulzavala4546
Жыл бұрын
Least they can't get charged with armed robbery
@tobyeasterbrook8117
7 ай бұрын
THANK YOU!!!! I’ve been saying this is how it would go for years, and yet ads for these keep popping up everywhere.
@Neninho_
Жыл бұрын
Sand fits in your pockets and is more effective at attacking eyes.
@TheKnives777
Жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree, pocket sand is devastating to your opponents eyes!
@nghtmrshtkp2713
Жыл бұрын
I prefer salt personally. Id throw a paintball at someone before using a pocket staff
@kylenstevens982
Жыл бұрын
"POCKET SAND"
@luckygraves6985
Жыл бұрын
That's the main reason I play inaros sometimes on warframe cause it's funny
@christhut8140
Жыл бұрын
"Pocket sand!" -Dale Gribble
@drivernephi2891
Жыл бұрын
The people that say these are great for self defense are the same people that put pink resin stakes on their keychain
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
It's more the people saying these are great for self-defense are the same people selling these.
@someguy2819
Жыл бұрын
Try a golf driver, I hear they work great for bashing skulls
@JustAdude291
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVancechecks out lol
@Attrixine
Жыл бұрын
@@someguy2819 driver nephi from new vegas
@eddiek6390
Жыл бұрын
I'd take a pink resin stake over this thing.
@michaelhok8470
Жыл бұрын
*breaks super special defense "staff" over wrist* Party staff simps : sweet mother of mercy hes INVINCIBLE
@Kivxi
Жыл бұрын
They’re also gonna say “wElL tHAt WaSnT ThAT HaRd Of a HIt”
@grandadmiralsuntzu5066
8 ай бұрын
He's reminding everyone that grass is green and there's a small group of people that are exclaiming "No it's blue!"
@terrortalks3037
Жыл бұрын
If you haven't convinced them by now, they'll never believe it. It's like trying to reason with the kid who uses a "rocket launcher" in rock, paper, scissors.
@chuckmcgill522
Жыл бұрын
Naw just respond with Jesus and you’ll win
@dandydanthedapperman7797
Жыл бұрын
Yeah bomb beats everything, but it itself can be beaten by Godzilla.
@Heccy_weccy
Жыл бұрын
Can I have permission to use that metaphor?
@adamallen7070
Жыл бұрын
Strange at my school whenever we played rock papers scissors no one pulled out a rocket launchers, couple of handguns but still
@nanoswagger
Жыл бұрын
@@Heccy_weccy bruh "can I have permission" Like bro its a sentence not a copyrighted trademark
@thetransformersworrier1342
Жыл бұрын
This is the definition of "it will not break, it will no- .... It's broke" Aladdin 1992
@NotNitehawk
Жыл бұрын
"Why don't you hit yourself with it?" *breaks it over his arm*
@couldyou4745
Жыл бұрын
Oh wow you must have eyes and ears.
@user-hd3nh7db2l
Жыл бұрын
@@couldyou4745 o wow you must have been the one who said why don't you hit yourself with it fk boi
@powerofmatt
Жыл бұрын
@@couldyou4745damn i thought i was an asshole
@Joit_Voitege
Жыл бұрын
@@powerofmatt well obv not ur an… uh… uhm… idk what you are
@powerofmatt
Жыл бұрын
@@Joit_Voitege I don't know what I am either
@xcc2legend67
Жыл бұрын
pocket knife : watching in the corner
@BigLichen
Жыл бұрын
Don’t worry man, if your staff gets floppy after only 2 swings, it’s completely normal. My staff gets floppy at the end after only one swing, if it’s hard enough. My doctor recommended something called “viagra” but it was a pill so it did nothing
@Derk_Mage
Жыл бұрын
Nice pfp, reminds Me of the Abberation logo from Ark. Where’d You get it from?
@BigLichen
Жыл бұрын
@@Derk_Mage made it
@chie970
Жыл бұрын
Staff? More like wand
@Tojoblindeye
Жыл бұрын
Viagra? Isnt that a waterfall in new york
@Exrevity
Жыл бұрын
@@Derk_Mage HOLY SHIT BRO im a HUGE ark fan
@simplyshorts748
Жыл бұрын
"You are subject to a rapid expansion" That's me every night
@spudz2186
8 ай бұрын
And morning 😔
@Ghost_Dud3
7 ай бұрын
And every afternoon
@animegirlwhostealsducks364
7 ай бұрын
@@spudz2186@Ghost_Dud3 what kinda growth spurts are you guys having that makes you grow so much taller everyday?
@burgbass
7 ай бұрын
The Roman Empire:
@AdderMoray
Жыл бұрын
Pocket staffs are fantastic self defense tools... They make great threat displays or distractions away from the hand pulling your actual self defense tool.
@janschievink1586
11 ай бұрын
when your GM lets you add your sleight of hand proficiency and your weapon proficiency to your attack roll.
@viper32509
8 ай бұрын
I got one of these awhile ago and while trying to close it it opened it to my face and busted my lip open so it’s a great at causing damage just not at the intended target
@CrazynToughKiwi
8 ай бұрын
So you pull out one of these, so your would be breaks out in laughter at how idiotic you are, then you pull out the old Colt revolver, and empty it righteously.
@liegeparadox2624
8 ай бұрын
I mean, *we* know it’s going to fold like a paper towel. Does the opponent? Probably, but it’d be funny if they didn’t.
@waynejacobs5092
7 ай бұрын
@@viper32509 same. The thing cut me several times just trying to get it all closed up again lol. I figured I'd just keep it looser and try to slice with the edges
@jamesrogers7049
6 ай бұрын
Cool and practical are often VERY seperate things.
@Hunter_Kennedy1
Жыл бұрын
People just want to believe the pen sword from Percy Jackson exists
@onserutiri4359
Жыл бұрын
fr
@ZeusHadANOTHERkid
Жыл бұрын
Riptide?
@nobodyimportant2470
Жыл бұрын
No these are cheap knockoffs of the Membari fighting pikes from Babylon 5. You need to buy the ones made by an advanced sci-fi civilization not from some primitive backwater dirt ball that is just barely getting off it's own planet.
@shannonmcvey8669
Жыл бұрын
I honestly think that the sellers should be held criminally liable. These things are ALWAYS advertised as self defense items.
@johnmeder9492
Жыл бұрын
Bc they genuinly can be thus guy is using it like a toddler
@wiggy5209
Жыл бұрын
Explain to me how this can be used in self defence ....you are talking to a martial artist,engineer and military veteran ...
@nocthemedic2951
Жыл бұрын
Ive genuinely never seen them advertised as self defense and always as magic tricks (what theyre actually for)
@adrianclark9640
Жыл бұрын
@@wiggy5209 who are you talking too he is saying they should not be call self deffense weapoons
@wake6000
Жыл бұрын
@@wiggy5209arent these things used for magic tricks?
@loopookoo-bk3nj
7 ай бұрын
The robber: *wears clothing* Him: damnit 😞
@sidarthus8684
Жыл бұрын
The fact that this hasn't been taken down after you hit yourself with it is proof that KZitem doesn't see it as a dangerous weapon Edit: Bread
@gamer_que_anima7148
Жыл бұрын
In all of the roasts in comments this is the most based lol Bread
@SetuwoKecik
Жыл бұрын
@@gamer_que_anima7148 based on what though?
@fortcolors9887
Жыл бұрын
@@SetuwoKecik on bread, clearly
@gamer_que_anima7148
Жыл бұрын
@@SetuwoKecik sometimes i ask myself if it is possible that there is a human unable to understand a simple text, now i have the answer Bread
@gamer_que_anima7148
Жыл бұрын
@@fortcolors9887 yes 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Bread
@crimsonfloof6189
Жыл бұрын
the perfect weapon to hit spiders at a distance
@robbnoble1509
Жыл бұрын
Fly swatter
@JayFreely
Жыл бұрын
What ever happened to a good ol padlock on a chain?
@nicholausstevens1262
Жыл бұрын
Or change in a sock
@TableGrables
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholausstevens1262 or padlock on a chain in a sock also full of change
@nicholausstevens1262
Жыл бұрын
@@TableGrables *HE'S TOO STRONG TO BE LEFT ALIVE!*
@thc_freebaser
Жыл бұрын
Millwall brick is a classic, would love to see him talk about that. Basically, in the early 80's, when football hooliganism was huge in the UK; chavs would get searched for knives and stuff going into ball games, however newspapers were perfectly fair game. The thing is, when you roll a newspaper up and then fold it in half, you can actually crack someone's skull VERY effectively with it, taping it up and adding rocks or wetting it makes it even more dangerous.
@deathdog1392
Жыл бұрын
Point head stick and a rock?
@Pem_Pire
7 ай бұрын
I've been on the fence about getting one these for a while now. I know full well that they SUCK when used as a tool of any kind but god damn do they look cool 😭
@ryanpowell266
Жыл бұрын
My brother in Christ, at this point you're the one keeping collapsible staffs in business.
@kevinsullivan3448
Жыл бұрын
Oh no, there are plenty of 'gentlemen' who buy these thinking they impress women.
@serenahiggins1849
Жыл бұрын
It’s like fighting with a tape measure.
@ZairUmbras
Жыл бұрын
That's an insult to tape measures. I'll have you know a good tape measure also works as a good mallet.
@choc0late_milk
Жыл бұрын
it’s like hitting someone with an empty soda can
@santa_with_a_gun
Жыл бұрын
nah an empty soda can would do more damage because it would crunch and then be sharp
@Brainwave36
Жыл бұрын
"No, Dude! You're like, doing it wrong!" LOL. Good break down.
@gibbsm
Жыл бұрын
Glorified Christmas wrapping paper tube.
@cauallyawsome4761
Жыл бұрын
fun fact , those are toy staffs used by magicians advertised as "self defence tools"
@tcheek3rd
Жыл бұрын
That's just enough force to piss somebody off.
@jacobmckenzie3854
Ай бұрын
When i was growing up, i remember my sister having a toy made out of the same stuff lol. she was always so happy for ten minutes when we left dollar tree, then cried when it broke
@ChimeraWithin
Жыл бұрын
Ngl I love watching you do exactly where they say you're supposed to do and there's just that silence to make em feel real silly.
@Tomyironmane
Жыл бұрын
"If it's so bad Y don't you hit urself with it??" (Proceeds to do so while deadpanning the camera.) Fucking gold, man.
@pepperbird67657
Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for it to break on the helmet
@jobieheiser443
7 ай бұрын
I thought this was like an actual police baton, not a giant paper straw😂😂😂
@Beantuber
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video.. I will now use the words "subject to a rapid expansion" in my daily conversation in different contexts...
@adradox
Жыл бұрын
Assosciation of party wizards got real silent after this dropped.
@Captain_Yata
Жыл бұрын
The "Oh" in the subtitles that you didn't actually say added so much sass to that section and I love it
@JabbaTheMutt
7 ай бұрын
Thank you for making this kinda content 🥰🥰🥰
@johail3510
Жыл бұрын
Could be a decent intimidation factor though it relies on your enemy/enemies: 1: Not know how bad these are, 2: Being surprised that you had a weapon/ that you had a weapon with this kind of flourish 3: Not having any type of ranged weapon 4: Being susceptible enough to any intimidation this can supply. Which yeah there are quite a few people who would back down at the first sign that their target has shown that they have prepared (at all) for confrontation, and seek prey that appears more easy. That being said probably not best to rely on a essentially a fancy bluff for your safety.
@Moonhowler89
Жыл бұрын
You know what its great for? Turning on the roof mounted projector without climbing a chair xD
@dylanlies6925
Жыл бұрын
Somebody tell Marcus he’s keeping the lights on at the pocket staff factory, the factory who is making the bot account to argue with Marcus about how he’s wrong 😂
@henryhere
8 ай бұрын
Listen people, If you need a self defense item to fit in your pocket, just get like, a knife or something. Surely you've heard of the whole thing about knives that fit in your pocket called pocketknives, they're very convenient and very practical.
@KristalBidari
Жыл бұрын
i wanna meet a person who sees that staff and thinks "oh that is an excellent product for self defense".
@thc_freebaser
Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you do a video talking about the Millwall Brick.
@v1ncevietnam276
Жыл бұрын
I am not as informed so I am am inclined to ask what is a millwall brick?
@jackdizzy123
Жыл бұрын
@@v1ncevietnam276 Newspaper wrapped around a rock to make a makeshift bludgeon
@YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger
Жыл бұрын
They're fantastic for self defence your attacker is so busy laughing you can casually walk away
@PocketBrain
6 ай бұрын
That "pocket staff" was a magician's wand in a previous life. More people want to be John Wick than David Copperfield, so they pivoted in their marketing.
@n00dles4
Жыл бұрын
subbed because you're reasonable and well-spoken
@VelvetMagician
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that expandable metal staff Robin had in the original Teen Titans cartoon
@sssarc
Жыл бұрын
In a fight, this seems like it would be equivalent to hitting someone with a roll of wrapping paper
@acemator569
7 ай бұрын
"BuT YoU HAd SleeVEs"
@veradux6374
Жыл бұрын
I think the best way to use one of these weapons is like an unloaded firearm, just use the threat of the weapon to allow yourself to escape, distract, or stall for help.
@austismm
Жыл бұрын
not going to stop a determined attacker and therefore disfunctional for self defense purposes
@cutiefruitytootiepie4093
Жыл бұрын
Or you might be able to cut the person because he says I’m wearing long sleeves so I don’t cut myself?
@veradux6374
Жыл бұрын
@@cutiefruitytootiepie4093 Sure, but as soon as the staff loses its structural integrity then the attacker will simply move past the weapon. Plus most people that are planning on hurting you are probably wearing clothes that cover a large amount of skin. Also, when it breaks apart it becomes hard to control so it may be risky to attempt a hit as you don't have the control to hit uncovered flesh accurately, and swinging it wildly has a chance to swing the weapon into yourself.
@javielmapache1917
Жыл бұрын
It won't work for self defense as it's a magic trick prop, that's why it breaks easy. Really cool how you made like a slightly more sturdy version that might work :)
@theeviloverlord7320
Жыл бұрын
no its actually an amazing self defence weapon, the burglars will see it and start uncontrollably laughing, which gives you enough time to kick the groin
@javielmapache1917
Жыл бұрын
@@theeviloverlord7320 Lmao
@jake120007
Жыл бұрын
yeah imma stick to open carry laws we have in Texas, no need for a dumb little soda can stick when i can put holes in my attacker.
@krikosu5300
Жыл бұрын
The criminal with a gun seeing me using this gadget : 😂😂😂
@FreshNewtype
Жыл бұрын
The collapsible staff lobby is such a funny background element of your channel.
@tonkinesenchill4240
Жыл бұрын
Just take a short thick stick with you, I do. It’s easily concealed and you can transition between normal punches and stabbing motions easily and concentrate a lot of force on a hard and very small point.
@ColtonWalker073
Жыл бұрын
Or just carry a gun and there's no need for punching at all!
@toasties3404
Жыл бұрын
@@ColtonWalker073 the only gun for self defense is the musket just as the founding fathers intended
@jamesmerkel1932
7 ай бұрын
@@toasties3404oh, and canons, and rapid fire rifles because believe it or not they had those back then too. They were just expensive. The founding fathers understood how firearms were going to advance, and an ar15 is less powerful than most average hunting rifles. The entire political argument is ridiculously unfounded in fact and wholly a terror campaign for the stupid.
@hxL2_elisa
Жыл бұрын
markiplier with his plethora of self defense goods has entered the chat:
@red_phoenix0570
7 ай бұрын
bought one of these just for fun but ended up using it as a walking stick because i had some severe pain in one of my feet as a kid when walking. It worked really well. even went hiking with it so it was more useful than just for sidewalks. I imagine it worked so well because i was pressing on it vertically, unlike how it would be used for self defense. It broke when i accidentally stepped on it at an angle one time. I kept it as I do with most things. It'll still expand and retract, but the metal is severely cracked and a little deformed in one spot, so it's not really useful anymore. Don't need it anymore anyways, my foot doesn't hurt like it used to.
@commandpost4091
Жыл бұрын
These people just need to find the telescopic baton. Exponentially better
@keighne7650
Жыл бұрын
"You're just using it wrong" Tell me exactly how you can fuck up using a stick?
@assassindash1036
Жыл бұрын
So here's how you use these effectively. Step 1: Expand the staff... Step 2: Throw it at your attacker. Step 3: Discombobulate. Step 4: while they're distracted pull an actual self defense item! Edit: I know some people will think I'm being serious... It's a joke.
@tylisirn
Жыл бұрын
Because it's not a stick. A stick is good and functional. This is everything a stick isn't.
@jacofalltrades8733
Жыл бұрын
Would a salt gun like those used to kill flys work as a home defense weapon. It’s nonlethal but still hurts plus it would do minimal damage to property. Just wondering.
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
I doubt it'd cause enough pain to cause pain compliance. And it's gun-shaped, so could escalate the situation without the ability to back that up.
@staven512
Жыл бұрын
I had a bugasalt. It will leave small red dots at point blank range. I saw a drunk shoot a kid with one once even (not the same incident). So no. Get a real weapon. Pepperspray at least.
@demolitionkid2
Жыл бұрын
Yes....if you mean a 12 gauge salt shot then it would work. Not the toy one.
@awmuse6228
6 ай бұрын
This but with a taser on the end would be pretty badass and actually functional
@kosc88
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how much of those people ever used it for self defense?
@R4ven28
Жыл бұрын
I don't think it's for actual fighting I think it's for intimidating the attacker aka scaring the sh*t out of them
@nathanschultz7950
Жыл бұрын
I think the people defending the pocket staffs are just trying to troll you/want more of these shorts because they are funny. No one with a brain would defend these by this point.
@TimeDutchess
Жыл бұрын
"This is the size that can just easily fit in your pocket now." All the girls: What pockets?😤
@nikopaseman7147
Жыл бұрын
5.11 brand women's pants do. And probably others, too. It's the choice to go for fashion over function that results in not having pockets.
@mindmaster323
7 ай бұрын
I bought one of these a long time ago, not for self defense but because I thought it would be fun to pop open and swing around. It was fun to pop open the first time, but I cut my finger really deep trying to make it small again and never really bothered trying again. They are fun to swing around though.
@The_Keeper
Жыл бұрын
They *ARE* great for self defense; You whip it out, then run away while the attacker is incapacitated from laughing so hard.
@AllTheOthers
11 ай бұрын
No no you really aren't using them right, you are supposed to perform magic tricks with them to impress the attackers.
@hanksamuelson
6 ай бұрын
its basically the roll in the center of the wrapping paper we used to have sword fights with as kids.....and possibly every Christmas of my adult life.
@eldepe6556
Жыл бұрын
People using these staffs for self defense are speed running getting shanked 100 times
@lowdencraft5085
Жыл бұрын
I honestly think products like these are more of a scare factor,if you're confident and have a "weapon" most robbers/muggers will run
@SuperAgua
Жыл бұрын
If that weapon is a gun then yes. But this is a kids toy.
@shadowlord1418
Жыл бұрын
Unless its a crackhead they arent scared of god or taxes
@pedroclaro7822
Жыл бұрын
That could only works as a bluff. Someone sees a person with a staff, they will think twice about messing with them. If you need to use it, just toss it at the attacker and run away :)
@JohnnieKirkegaard94
Жыл бұрын
who? most people will see a person with a staff and assume they are some idiot weeb who thinks they know martial arts despite clearly not.... you know... knowing martial arts. No criminal will run from a person with a staff tbh.
@pedroclaro7822
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnnieKirkegaard94 I disagree. A person can do great bodily harm with a simple stick. Fear is a great deterrent, as you can see in analyses of robbers - they prey upon weak looking peole
@JohnnieKirkegaard94
Жыл бұрын
@@pedroclaro7822 oh i never said you cant! Im saying that in our modern world most people who would carry a staff of any kind are people who think its cool and doesnt really know how to use it. A study from 2017 found that people who watch anime but has no skills with typical martial arts weapons would arm themselves for self defense with staves, nunchucks, batons and quite a few other options on almost 50% higher rate than any other person. this means that the first thought when you see someone with a staff is not "uh he/she might be dangerous" but rather "oh this is a easy moron target". This is also backed by multiple of the now turned lawful ex cons who talk about their time as criminals. They would usually laugh at a person armed with some wierd self defense weapon simply because it usually was a sign of poor self defense skill. The chance of them actually being any kind of threat with such a weapon in modern day western world is near 0. Where as a blade in anyones hands is a real danger or a gun. Most of them also do voice the fact that in general being armed isnt a deterrant for most criminals. Sure you will stop the odd oppotunistic criminal who is just trying to steal to survive but you generally wont stop the real criminals because they are better armed and will often gain more from taking you down and stealing your weapon than they would from stealing your wallet. I believe the fraise used was something like "a gun that you can take off a target is just a golden incentive". But back to the less common weapons like staves and sticks and such. Most criminals will never get close enough to you to allow you to use it. They will point their weapons at you and tell you to hand shit over. and pulling out any weapon in that situation just invites them to strike while you are getting your weapon out. Unless you walk around with it on you. Most robberies initiate in about 2-3 seconds and only for the last 1-2 seconds will the target be aware it at all. If we are talking about kidnapping or sexual assault then sure any weapon is better than no weapon but the chance of you getting to use it is close to 0. Its not like you see it in the movies where criminals walk up slowly allowing you to get ready. Usually its pop out knock the person our or pop out and put a weapon at their back. Self defense is only usefull against the shittiest criminals and that is surely better than not being useful against any criminals! but dont kid yourself.
@pedroclaro7822
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnnieKirkegaard94 don’t have to worry about guns here in Portugal, nor in most of Europe. But yeah you do have a point about attacks being sudden. Ig one should deploy the staff preemptively. I walk around with my flashlight on hand whenever I feel uneasy, so it wouldn’t be much different - except the staff would look weird I’d like to see that study about anime watchers please! Also I haven’t seen any of that about excons talking about people looking ridiculous with makeshift weapons. I saw sexual perpetrators explain their reasoning behind a potential victim and it was mainly about their demeanor, and I presumed any sort of weapon would work as a deterrent somewhat. Where did you see thst also? Thanks in advance!
@JohnnieKirkegaard94
Жыл бұрын
@@pedroclaro7822 I will try to the find a link for you if you can wait a bit i tried to find it through keywords because idont remember the name i will try to find it in my history when i have the time so expect either a new comment or an update here. If you google ex con on self defense you will find loads who talk about it. Mostly american though. Im danish myself so we also dont have any need for this sort of stuff. I do agree that SPECIFICALLY sexual predators its all about finding a target that you can have full control over. But any other kind of crime there simply isnt a need for it. You talk about having weapon out whenever you feel unsafe..... Heres the thing most actual assaults doesnt happen when you feel unsafe. If a person seems on guard (which you usually are when you feel unsafe) then you often wont be targeted. So unless you have some sort of divine sense... you simply wont know when someone will corner you on the street. If you have ever seen how pickpocketing works... i can tell you most criminals function similarly. They are masters at not letting you know whats going on until its too late. Sure you might be well skilled at reading such things but then you are again not the common average person. Much more than arming yourself.... The best defense is knowing how to not get into those situations by either being aware of how those things work and by not being an easily jumped target. Really quick at the end you changed the conversation to being improvised or makeshift weapons. Thats not what i said! I said weapons like nunchucks, staves or other similarly martial arts like weapons. These weapons are MOSTLY wielded by idiots who think they are ninjas or try to seem cool. Most people who are serious about self defense and know how to deal with it usually carry things like pepper spray, knuckles, tasers, knives or pop out batons . These make up (other than guns) the vast majority of self defense weapons. the pop out baton is unfortunately one of those weapons that are wielded by both idiots and well trained people :P The 2 most effective self defense tools however are flashlights and whistles.
@stenh.6243
Жыл бұрын
"Mugging me? Well what do you think of.. THIS!? HAHA, That's right! And I'll give it to you if you kindly leave me alone."
@Dr.Dipshit69
Жыл бұрын
Me laughing with a 9mm in my jacket. It's like hitting someone with a wrapping paper tube.
@TheHitman644
Жыл бұрын
They kept selling Non-lethal BS to people who known nothing about self defense. xD
@BobbyCarlBoozeDoc
Жыл бұрын
It is not for self defense it is for a magic act
@gorkemaykut5230
Жыл бұрын
No you are using it wrong You beat the shit out of them with a baseball bat and leave the magician stick in their blood so when other people came to the scene they think they were beaten with it adding salt to the injury
@spyrofrost9158
6 ай бұрын
Dagger is my choice of self defense. Shows I love history, and it's stylish!
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