Further testing: kzitem.infobrygxdMXVd0?feature=share
@thishandlesuckit
Жыл бұрын
Try launching at pp that might work
@AmenChamps
11 ай бұрын
Njjjjjjjj
@inosukerobinson3587
9 ай бұрын
Doesn't work
@deokipanjiyara5686
4 ай бұрын
😊
@Best-Friend426
4 ай бұрын
kzitem.infobrydxdMXd0?feature=share
@zombieslaya3456
Жыл бұрын
Isn't military grade the cheapest possible option for massive amounts of soldiers?
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Yes. But this isn't even that.
@borttorbbq2556
Жыл бұрын
So essentially military grade means the lowest bidder. If you can make a product that is okay and very cheap you're good. Often times the materials used are usually pretty decent but the manufacturing is kind of sloppy so you end up with things that work and can even be decently durable but your knives are going to be loose and rattly your handcuffs are going to be Sharp and your guns May jam. And like if you have a smaller military force you could invest more money into better equipment but if you have a huge military it really doesn't matter how much you spend you're not going to have enough money to get everyone top quality stuff
@cesare_1302
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, conservation of ninjutsu. The bane of every minions army
@blackhand441
Жыл бұрын
@@cesare_1302 that explains why stormtroopers are trash
@lighter412
Жыл бұрын
@@blackhand441 never let stromtroopers army use military grade combat spoon they will leeroy until they win
@chris.3711
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, if someone walked up to me and made a staff appear from nothing... I'm just gonna assume he a wizard and wish him a good day.
@marcomartina4690
Жыл бұрын
I think watching this video you can have a bit more confidence
@Kadeo-ms6qw
Жыл бұрын
Them “summoning” a deadly weapon just gives me even more leeway to use my gun.
@dominicbuck3744
Жыл бұрын
😂 it is pretty convincing. Good to lead with
@th3s1ayer6
Жыл бұрын
Nahhh that man ia gonna get them glock to the dick
@Wizardking420
Жыл бұрын
Wizard?
@bhull242
Жыл бұрын
“When I asked for a collapsible staff, I didn’t mean a staff that collapses after a single hit!”
@gabrielegenota1480
Жыл бұрын
PFHAHAHAHA THAT'S REAL GOOD
@therealstarplatinum
Жыл бұрын
@@gabrielegenota1480 it's so normal it's hilarious
@Lance-The-BoS-Lancer
Жыл бұрын
I said collapsible, but this is ridiculous!
@owen3655
Жыл бұрын
Legendary comment 🤣
@becktimusprime4046
Жыл бұрын
As a veteran .. can confirm.. this is the true meaning of military grade
@Muscovy7
Жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts, lmao
@plewpsy
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@Sparky513
Жыл бұрын
nothing more true has ever been said on the internet
@Beam-jo6sb
Жыл бұрын
military grade effectively just means "itl work. probably" and costs "i dunno, 3 rocks and one of the berries off that tree left of the helipad" military grade is a terrible way to describe strong lol. thanks for your service!
@sucide_is_not_a_joke9790
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Kshthymyla
Жыл бұрын
“Here, before you beat me up, put this sideways in your mouth”
@phillhuddleston9445
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking in a different body cavity but that may work as well :-)
@azrael6280
Жыл бұрын
@@phillhuddleston9445 sus
@adizzle172
Жыл бұрын
Yo, that comment killed me 😂😂😂😂
@lukanewt
Жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing to this one
@harryhoudini9613
Жыл бұрын
@@azrael6280 don’t say sus ever again pls.
@DwarfDaddy
Жыл бұрын
The sequel to that cut resistant cloth video we never knew we needed lol
@Thebadyearblimp12
Жыл бұрын
Why did you make it so unfair? It's gross
@zoenelson3340
Жыл бұрын
@@Thebadyearblimp12 what?
@nazaxprime
Жыл бұрын
@@zoenelson3340 He said: "Why did you make it so unfair? It's gross" 😂
@Sh4dowbanned
Жыл бұрын
Commentors 1 and 2 you two are dumb. "Unfair" "he said unfair" wtf does it even mean?
@Davy_Toast
Жыл бұрын
I like how when it breaks, he just stares at it, the camera, and back at it. Like, “well this happened disappointingly faster than expected.”
@oligould8575
Жыл бұрын
its probably more dangerous when broken... the broken coil could give you a nasty cut
@AugustoEL
Жыл бұрын
@@oligould8575 yeah but you can't go with that around, unless you want to look like your deranged monk in a d&d campaing.
@JoeyOutlaw
Жыл бұрын
That thing opening is terrifying!!! Its prolly more effective just pointing it at someone then opening it💯
@loganwork7024
Жыл бұрын
I hit myself in the head opening one. Can confirm, not fun
@truthbetold5155
Жыл бұрын
If the hard end was pointed it would be a portable Pile bunker.
@defaultyanny861
Жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking
@CelestialSodapop
Жыл бұрын
“I’m gonna see if I can fit this back together.” Bro said ‘it’ll buff out’
@xvious3329
Жыл бұрын
i imagine Clarkson saying that
@nosleep6239
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like military grade to me 😂😂
@greg_J10.6.22
Жыл бұрын
Lmao I fucking got in to an accident yesterday and said this same shit as a joke obviously
@user-yp5ko8us9j
Жыл бұрын
Aha! That's actually the point of the weapon! Strike them once with a stick. After that, you get nunchucks, then you get a 3-section staff, and anything more, you get a whip! Truly the most innovative weapon, becoming more deadly the more you use it.
@shredart2.02
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@zellafae
Жыл бұрын
Probaly suck to be strangled by it
@st0rmbl3ss3d4
Жыл бұрын
honestly the most underrated comment
@coolio104
Жыл бұрын
it becomes more deadly the closer to a whip it becomes because the ends of the metal are sharp
@LoveLee_Dreamer
Жыл бұрын
@@coolio104 More deadly, but not for the person you're attacking necessarily.
@lampshade6579
Жыл бұрын
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to hit it against a log again, so then you have a 3 sectioned staff. Then you can realize how bad it is.
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
But now I have big nunchucks
@illerhumpy3867
Жыл бұрын
^^^^ That's a man who knows how to work with what he has. Perfect soldier. 🪖
@spacemarine6212
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance true.
@blackjacktrial
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance vague screaming heard across the Pacific
@Sarah12471
Жыл бұрын
@@MarcusVance Nunchucks are just debilitated sticks
@haydenator4751
Жыл бұрын
I think they mean “it’s great to look intimidating and maybe scare off an attacker”
@JJ-rm7jw
Жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna wail on this 40lb stump" *hits it once* 🤣
@thatSkyKosmoTactical
Жыл бұрын
That's all it took lol
@flamefoxtrot6982
Жыл бұрын
If you try to hit a human it would hurt but it will pass them off more and then that "weapon" will soon ruin into a Pease of trash
@sawcondeez69
Жыл бұрын
How is he supposed to wail on the stump if the fucking staff is broken?
@ndld4955
Жыл бұрын
As a minimum it would need to be strong enough to break bones confidently without any problems ..(sometimes an ascent is just to detriment to ignore pain and keep going .. you need be able to disable the legs in order to get away)
@Tea_Dawg
Жыл бұрын
My friend tried that with my replica katana and its a good thing his dad was a welder
@dynamicworlds1
Жыл бұрын
If they just admitted they were making a prop for scifi cosplay and not an actual self defense tool they would have a legitimate product.
@weebjeez
Жыл бұрын
Get it in red, they can sell it to DB/JttW nerds.
@michaeldecker1570
Жыл бұрын
It’s actually originally designed as a magic trick - appearing cane
@Sip_Dhit
Жыл бұрын
Many sellers do: a magic cane
@aandyherr817
Жыл бұрын
Anyone that proposes this as a self defense tool is a dumb ASS and needs to be flagged as false advertising
@aaronclark4957
Жыл бұрын
Imagine that pin comming out while it's in your pocket...
@zdd22fixes47
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you took my mind there this morning 😂😅😆😁
@ericfleming5522
Жыл бұрын
Which would be worse? If it was in your front pocket, or your back pocket?
@aaronclark4957
Жыл бұрын
@@ericfleming5522 Depends on your gender I'd say
@RDehuvyne
Жыл бұрын
Is that a collapsible staff in tour pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
@raddrew42
Жыл бұрын
The creator mentioned that, your pocket just stops it, or at the right angle it would shoot out of your pocket from where it came in.
@evanf1443
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie it actually outperformed my expectations
@namelesschampion357
Жыл бұрын
It is good for self defense, anyone trying to attack you would feel pitty for you if you pulled this out and leave you alone 😂
@devin5201
Жыл бұрын
It is against the code of the Brotherhood of Crooks to assault the mentally disabled.
@namelesschampion357
Жыл бұрын
@@devin5201 facts 😂
@brandonbackup873
Жыл бұрын
Eeeh, you might get the startle and jump reaction from some people. Me, I'd just carry a gun, like a sane person.
@namelesschampion357
Жыл бұрын
@@brandonbackup873 honestly having a black belt in click pow is something everyone should have. It's better to have it and not need it then need it an not have it.
@hailcthulhu419
Жыл бұрын
Or they'd just, you know, shoot or stab you.
@fall22123
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my brother and I "sword fighting" with Christmas paper tubes when I was a kid. Pretty much got the same results.
@ydirani29
Жыл бұрын
“sword fighting” with “paper tubes”
@you_tube6733
Жыл бұрын
Those are stronger
@zappababe8577
Жыл бұрын
That's boys for you! Well, kids in general, really
@thenexus8384
Жыл бұрын
Those are better for self/home defense
@ryanwooden783
Жыл бұрын
When they broke in half, we just dual wielded for closer hand to hand..
@DamianCRWDctrl
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO the way it broke on the first hit 😭😭😭
@Maxilche
Жыл бұрын
Now you have an extendable nunchuck.
@DeathMetalFatCat
Жыл бұрын
As someone in the military I can confirm this is military grade
@Arthiem
Жыл бұрын
I slapped a knife on one to make a pocket Javelin.
@Rabbit-the-One
Жыл бұрын
That's cheating! Mods!! Ban him!!
@stealthboost2805
Жыл бұрын
Staff of stab
@dripapproved1582
Жыл бұрын
When the wizard puts his attributes in dexterity:
@zeanyt2372
Жыл бұрын
Aim and deploy. That's all I have to say.
@natospysanchez8938
Жыл бұрын
This was exactly what I was thinking
@aegeanviper73
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever been in the military knows that this absolutely is military grade
@ElessarEstel
Жыл бұрын
hoOaH!!!!!
@bickyboo7789
Жыл бұрын
It's so funny it's labeled a military grade collapsible staff. The only thing military/law enforcement use that's somewhat similar are those collapsible police batons which are incredibly solid compared to this garbage.
@tornadotaylor8956
Жыл бұрын
Ive wanted one of those for a while, I've also seen them advertised as a magicians staff which fits it better
@aandyherr817
Жыл бұрын
They do nothing in self defense. You’d be better getting pepper spray or a baton. People thinking violence is terrible but willing to spend 1000k on items that literally don’t do a damn thing is stupid. Violence is sometimes needed, partially because of dumb people thinking that appeasing attackers is somehow BETTER than just fighting. If you appease Hitler until all the Jews are murdered, what did you accomplish exactly? Dumb logic, dumb people, won’t listen and will still buy magicians play toys to defend themselves lol
@retr0_zku11
Жыл бұрын
It is not advertised as, it is made for magicians, idk why someone would be stupid enough to think its a self defense tool.
@kelavia2112
Жыл бұрын
Get a collapsible baton. Those are sturdy enough they can break bone.
@tornadotaylor8956
Жыл бұрын
@@kelavia2112 I don't need it for self defence, I just liked the gimmic, plus I wanna learn some spear/staff flairs and tricks, and thought it would be a good thing to use
@kelavia2112
Жыл бұрын
@@tornadotaylor8956 then this magic trick staff should work, or get a wooden staff, should be fairly cheap
@colinwalker4824
Жыл бұрын
Ask a veteran what military grade means. I’d be astounded if they didn’t answer along the lines of “cheap”, “breaks immediately” or “the worst possible version”.
@ngcastronerd4791
Жыл бұрын
'So... you sit on this' 'Yup... just like that' 'I'm not sure this is r...' 'It might seem uncomfortable at first but trust me. It gets better'
@euhectorsalamanca
Жыл бұрын
🤨
@elijahilao6962
Жыл бұрын
🤤
@yaltschuler
Жыл бұрын
😳
@erickarmenta3661
Жыл бұрын
😈
@zavierroberts503
Жыл бұрын
😮
@warmaster1112
Жыл бұрын
When you opened it I thought it was super cool, then when you hit the stump I saw that was all it had going for it
@shadowbladeandlightin8889
Жыл бұрын
It is supposed to be a magic trick like for magicians after all, the cool factor is all it has
@warmaster1112
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowbladeandlightin8889 yeah, but weapon :(
@azareii
Жыл бұрын
I see use for demo teams. Martial art performances to look flashy but not much else. They're pretty lightweight and can be quickly and easily deployed. But they, evidently, can't take a hit. Not that I thought they would.
@thenarrator6363
Жыл бұрын
I mean if a mf just opened that up and caught it would you wanna fight em?
@warmaster1112
Жыл бұрын
@@thenarrator6363 Knowing how breakable it is and if I had my own weapon, I wouldn't see the problem with it
@Souls_29
Жыл бұрын
When I hear “Military Grade” I know from experience that it’s going to be bad
@nopenaw9835
Жыл бұрын
That's too bad cuz the way it opens is pretty badass
@hattoripool1533
Жыл бұрын
Are good and practical Collapsible staffs even possible?
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
I carried a collapsible baton for 6 years when I was in the military, and I'm not that big a fan of them. But that technology would be way better than this technology.
@mormacil
Жыл бұрын
Probably with some cutting edge material. Certainly nothing for cheap mass production.
@cesare_1302
Жыл бұрын
Well telescopic batons exist so...
@dynamicworlds1
Жыл бұрын
Possible? Maybe Possible with current tech? Doubtful
@raylenn4444
Жыл бұрын
@@cesare_1302 and they're short livef garbage yes.
@foosmonkey
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of sword fighting with my mom’s Christmas wrapping paper.
@mixes1228
Жыл бұрын
I think that Christmas Wrapping roll would win in this fight
@SgtMjRomero
Жыл бұрын
A magician's cane being marketed as a weapon has to be one of those tardo money glitches we've all dreamed of getting rich on...
@kerzeps
Жыл бұрын
Just so everybody knows, ***THIS STICK IS FOR MAGIC TRICKS NOT SELF DEFENCE*** the company lies to you and says it's for self defence but once again, IT IS NOT FOR SELF DEFENCE
@beepdasheep6181
Жыл бұрын
if someone materializes a stick, the last thing you’re thinking is “oh i wonder how durable it is tho”
@ryoga8170
Жыл бұрын
Lmao then I materialize a gun....you can keep your gimmick stick. You get one good whack then I'm dumping 10 rounds of .45 ACP into your face. Who wins that exchange?🤷♂️🤔🤣
@erossenpai2884
Жыл бұрын
And when your attacker decides to test it? I doubt you will have much luck disabling in one hit.
@ephemera9767
Жыл бұрын
Then reality sets in and you just escalated the situation by pulling out what they deem to be a force multiplier and you get gutted like a pig.
@Sire1212
Жыл бұрын
When it's made for self defense it's supposed to be durable tho??
@jegr3398
Жыл бұрын
True lol
@RonOnTheWay
Жыл бұрын
This guy needs to have a business where people consult him on "guy" Christmas presents.
@bobschiebel3325
Жыл бұрын
I remember when those first came out, they were definitely marketed as a novelty and not self defense.
@anthonymata3441
Жыл бұрын
Yeah for years these were marketed towards magic, and for that purpose they work great (though not so much now since EVERYONE knows the trick) influencers ruined these by acting like they had potential in self defense. It's just not what they were designed for and they'll never be strong enough for it.
@bobschiebel3325
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonymata3441 technically they could be, though the strength of steel it would take would make a spring too strong to open with one hand, and it would open with enough force to shatter a few windows
@anthonymata3441
Жыл бұрын
@@bobschiebel3325 no, the steel is too thin, you could probably make it out of the strongest metal on the planet and it'd still not be strong enough for self defense. The only reason that large of a staff can fit into such a small space is because it's really thin metal, at that thickness I'm sure basically anything will break before functioning as a real weapon.
@12380738
Жыл бұрын
My friend made a baton out of newspaper balls and construction paper and when it hit my collapsible staff it dented my staff
@mikeymoughtin6573
Жыл бұрын
why you got a collapsible staff tho
@GamerScottYT
Жыл бұрын
As he swung my brain instantly knew it was gonna break lol
@sudokode
Жыл бұрын
Did we just discover the long lost Green brother? Marcus, Hank and John have been looking for you for literally ever.
@CowKirbo
Жыл бұрын
Lmao.
@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget NileGreen.
@davidblackwell3326
8 ай бұрын
The fact that the clipped this video to promote their product is just insulting.
@MarcusVance
8 ай бұрын
Yeah.
@rev.jonathanwint6038
Жыл бұрын
It actually surprised me it's stronger than I thought you could still strangle someone with it.
@5AMACE
Жыл бұрын
you can strangle someone with a pillowcase, but that doesn't make it a good weapon
@An1m0s1ty7
Жыл бұрын
@@5AMACE lmfao
@rev.jonathanwint6038
Жыл бұрын
@@5AMACE perhaps you didn't catch my sarcasm that was what I was intending.
@5AMACE
Жыл бұрын
@@rev.jonathanwint6038 yeah, sorry, didn't get that it was supposed to be sarcasm.
@davidy22
Жыл бұрын
@@5AMACE I tried killing my wife with a pillow case but she could breathe through the fabric, had to switch to a belt
@kermitthefrog2578
Жыл бұрын
A lead pipe works wonderfully, now we just need it to be able to be carried in a pocket like this ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
@Dhidpd
Жыл бұрын
Two words: Hoodie pocket
@snek9601
Жыл бұрын
@@Dhidpd 4th dimension is where I store my stuff...just need to figure out how to get it back
@crimzon16
Жыл бұрын
@@snek9601 tried some string?
@leaf7997
Жыл бұрын
Lool
@MrSharkBait561
Жыл бұрын
I know something that'll push a tiny piece of lead very very fast. It even has it's own carrying case you can put on your hip.
@thepronoob4039
Жыл бұрын
The way you're supposed to use it for self defense is to use this as a surprise to take their attention away from the sand you're slowly bring out from your pocket
@cameronpritchett8300
Жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@Nate1994a
Жыл бұрын
Ok, Dale.
@emiliasalazar9606
15 күн бұрын
This was the exact video review I was looking for on this product, thank you!
@jare2067
Жыл бұрын
i can just imagine someone finding one of those not knowing what it is and absolutely getting obliterated in the face
@Coastfog
Жыл бұрын
I can imagine it so well, I'm betting it's happened numerous times.
@JamarD421
Жыл бұрын
Can you just imagine someone getting hit in the EYE with one of these things? Man, what pain that'll be.
@Zeeboklown
Жыл бұрын
That's the only way I could see it working.. put it in ur palm, and aim it at they're face and deploy.. 😈
@ohshitwhatup8332
Жыл бұрын
Went from a staff to a nunchuck real fast.
@dinkusstinkus4396
Жыл бұрын
Those are not self defense staves, they're for magicians to make staves magically appear
@michag4337
Жыл бұрын
Is there an actual staff for defense? like dudes running around like daredevil and shit? Inb4: I understand that people who train certain martial arts use them, but that's for ceremony, and discipline and all that shit, you're training a weapon, like the guys who train swords don't carry a freaking katana. No one is actually carrying them incase of a fight right? There is literally 0 reason to carry a staff for defense, like where are you fighting? a corn field in November? an empty ballroom? Just carry peppers pray, or a gun. You can use the former and not really worry about legal repercussions, and you can use the latter if you truly feel in danger, and unlike a staff you don't look like a ninja turtle walking down the street.
@dinkusstinkus4396
Жыл бұрын
@@michag4337 I mean if you're asking if staves exist as a weapon, then yes of course. Hitting people with sticks is an effective way to hurt people. I mean theoretically even a cane could be used a staff
@michag4337
Жыл бұрын
@@dinkusstinkus4396 No that's not what I mean. The art of staff fighting, and the moves are based around a weighted staff, this is why a pool que/broom =/= a staff. The speed and repeated striking is based on the balance of the weapon and the rebounding of strikes.(sorry for the staff pros literally only did this for like 2 weeks) So the discipline of staff fighting is not the same as picking up a stick or a cane or what have you. It would be like sword fighting with a knife. My question is do people actually carry staves designed for self defense. and if so why do we let them go about unattended? There is a reason that no one has used them since...you know blades and guns and that type of stuff.
@dinkusstinkus4396
Жыл бұрын
@@michag4337 a staff is a staff, I'm sure at least one person is walking around with some kind of combat oriented kung fu staff
@michag4337
Жыл бұрын
@@dinkusstinkus4396 No, a staff is not a staff. Google how much a pro fighting staff is. That stuff is weighted, balanced and precision made. You can't fight with a random stick the way you can with a staff. but having said all that, they're worthless. They're only good for the purpose of forcing middle belts to focus on a skill and develop it as a way of teaching focus commitment and dedication. I feel kinda bad for anyone who pulls a staff in a street fight to find themselves on the wrong end of a more boomy stick.
@kiwi4502
Жыл бұрын
I need one of these. I have no clue why. Maybe I just have an inner need to summon a staff to show my dominance over other males 😂😂😂
@admiralspacecat6334
Жыл бұрын
"not for self defense" me: *releases it on the eye of the attacker*
@ghost-hf2fi
Жыл бұрын
ain’t no guarantee that’s gonna work too
@megatrolllol8164
Жыл бұрын
lemme just take a few seconds to take it out of my pocket and try to aim it at their eyes without being obvious
@admiralspacecat6334
Жыл бұрын
@@ghost-hf2fi i mean the way he just smacked the wood, its kinda hard i think thats enough to make the attacker scream for a lil bit then just beat him up like a mugger
@davidwooden3878
Жыл бұрын
Clever
@SlothinAintEasy
Жыл бұрын
It seems the most deadly when you get it to expand. Oh my god it’s a power pole!
@oligould8575
Жыл бұрын
I don't think I'd take my chances balancing on that thing all the way to the lookout
@kodyrowe-manns6360
Жыл бұрын
@@oligould8575 youd get five feet off the ground and then fall lmao
@oligould8575
Жыл бұрын
@@kodyrowe-manns6360 Korin would be pulling me out of a pile of sharp metal spirals 😂
@Kaminospace
Жыл бұрын
Brings back wrapping paper tube fight memories
@naved7843
3 ай бұрын
His reaction when he tested it's durability 🤣🤣
@lotius_motius4007
Жыл бұрын
I got so confused I thought you were John green if he was getting ready for a fight.
@jamescolm1133
Жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing
@mitchelkvedar674
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@carrotcheese2850
Жыл бұрын
sweet, i love your videos. your shorts are always pretty interesting
@solomonheppner
Жыл бұрын
Packing a paper towel tube with wet paper towel and freezing it is higher grade than that stage magic gimick
@firstletterofthealphabet7308
Жыл бұрын
oh yeah that reminds me of the strength of compacted paper a thick newspaper roll folded and soaked is also a good mace
@solomonheppner
Жыл бұрын
@@firstletterofthealphabet7308 ah yes, the Millwall Brick I was referring to its less improvised cousin, the "Minnesota Brick"
@Ndnxnsnsn
Жыл бұрын
@@firstletterofthealphabet7308 even just a tightly rolled news paper , If you jab/ stab them in the neck , eyes or nose its going to hurt lol
@tamponlolipopmachine
7 ай бұрын
Im supposed to be asleep rn..... but this shit had me rolling 😂😂😂
@clinthamm9072
Жыл бұрын
I’m dead 😂😂😂 I thought it was actually gonna at least take more than one swing
@romanplays1
Жыл бұрын
honestly it looks more deadly if you hold it in your hand while throwing like a haymaker. imagine that hitting someone in the side of the head wihle its unfolding
@DrakeOola
Жыл бұрын
@@romanplays1 People already poke their eyes out with these things. Not to mention how sharp the thin sheet metal is too, cut my hand pretty good trying to put one back together and smacked myself a few times trying to open it. These things are terrifying and dangerous af, no idea how they avoided lawsuits and haven't got taken off the market yet. Especially when their target audience is for kids, definitely not a toy I'd let any kid play with... 😬
@clinthamm9072
Жыл бұрын
@@DrakeOola sounds like a performance issue bud 😂
@clinthamm9072
Жыл бұрын
@@romanplays1 I like the way you think lmfao
@vodkaforlife5965
Жыл бұрын
I think it would still hurt, because a log is completely rigid, we have muscles that absorbs impact so it would be more effective
@brumm0m3ntum94
Жыл бұрын
basically, it only works as long as the other guy doesn’t call your bluff
@bradkempton7905
Жыл бұрын
My drill sergeant used to always tell us "remember privates, the gear your life depends on is made by the lowest bidder." Soooo when I hear that something is "military grade" I expect it to be cheap.
@BrekekeReal
Жыл бұрын
You didn't get it, once you hit someone with that, they start laughing and eventually pass out from not being able to breathe
@MilkT0ast
Жыл бұрын
Think of it like this. After your fist strike, it turns into nun chucks, your second strike turns it into a tri staff. Etc etc untill you get it in it's final form, a whip.
@garryb.1334
Жыл бұрын
It's quite versatile how after you hit them once it becomes a choking weapon
@LegitNvidz
Жыл бұрын
One good thing about it is, you can poke someone's eye out with it. Source: My Brother in law poked his own eye out with it. Needing to go to the ER. I tell him to watch out when using normal push pens now
@blooscr33nthehoneybadger95
Ай бұрын
Staff made enough XP in one strike to evolve into nunchaku
@declanmullen3907
Жыл бұрын
It’s possible with this side: holds the pole 5 inches from the weight* But not with the other side: holding the pole off camera*
@pjesmile
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, he was probably trying not to break it before he got a chance to actually hit something with it.
@deaconpoole7577
Жыл бұрын
If he held it at the same distance with the flimsier end, it would’ve just ruined the poor. This thing is a piece of shit and anyone who believes it can be used for “self defense” is a brain dead moron.
@badger297
Жыл бұрын
dude the artwork around your house is awesome 👌
@danhughes1814
Жыл бұрын
*Military grade* *Breaks the first time it's used* Checks out in my book
@AWholeChickenNugget
Жыл бұрын
I wish it was a lightsaber...
@Lola_Greens
Жыл бұрын
To be honest I think the shock factor of just pulling a staff out of nowhere is good enough alone because if I saw that I'd be scared I'd be like what the hell
@mrarivv0007
Жыл бұрын
But you're a girl so... Don't matter, can't defend yourself anyways.
@Lola_Greens
Жыл бұрын
@@mrarivv0007 first of all wow second of all no I'm male you think Lola greens is my real name. Mr.x710 also I'm pretty sure that's like 90% sexist
@xenosayain1506
Жыл бұрын
IT'S A WIZARD HARRY!!!!
@Lola_Greens
Жыл бұрын
@@xenosayain1506 I forgot what movie it was in I think it was the fourth one but there was that all male school and they had the staffs then they like make those appear out of nowhere or did they like come in with them
@derunfassbarebielecki
Жыл бұрын
Only scare people if you know you can win a fight. There is indeed a small chance the attacker will just run away, but its more probable that they punch even harder. Pepper spray or a normal telescopic baton should do the job.
@swampcooler8332
Жыл бұрын
"im going to wail on this stump" *immediately breaks after one hit
@MichaelStalls
Жыл бұрын
Literally exactly what I wanted to see. Thank you for a short nad to the point video.
@markgallagher1790
Жыл бұрын
Imagine holding it to someone's head, then extending it. Ouch
@Aegis---
Жыл бұрын
It's not as powerful as it looks when extending
@aformofmatter8913
Жыл бұрын
Tbf it looks badass enough that you could probably bluff your way out of a fight Especially with the sudden noise & speed of it extending
@KptKritical
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same. The surprise factor alone might be enough to scare someone off, assuming they arent pointing a firearm at me....
@NeutroniummAlchemist
Жыл бұрын
Also, you can just break it over their head. If they block, and you break it over their arm, it'll wrap around and still hit them in the head.
@claysmith3141
Жыл бұрын
The defense part is it scares them off before you need to use it 😂😂
@takido.-.
Жыл бұрын
"Can never quite expand it perfect" literally does it
@FUCK_________googIe
Жыл бұрын
That staff extension was wild, the catch was on point like a mfr too
@miss_baphomet
Жыл бұрын
these are magician's tools, they're literally just meant for magic tricks
@grigoriygrim8190
Жыл бұрын
rule number one of self defence: if you can avoid fighting and just run
@MinillaIF
Жыл бұрын
If I can avoid fighting and just run... what?
@justjosh5725
Жыл бұрын
@@MinillaIFif you can *comma* avoid fighting and just run
@Hi-5phen
Жыл бұрын
he low key made a sectional staff
@triune_blades
Жыл бұрын
People in the military when someone says, "It's military grade." : 👈👈👈👈👈 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂
@Go1den_Death
Жыл бұрын
Imagine going up to somebody and putting it up to somebody’s crotch and just pressing the button then run away💀
@Igotthis3011
Жыл бұрын
Those lightsabers behind you are better at defending you than that staff
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@gt4real377
Жыл бұрын
I can use a pen to defend myself but if I'm too scared to use it it won't do anything.
@InfraredScale
7 ай бұрын
If my opponent materialized a weapon out of thin air I would definitely reconsider my choises
@FireStar-gz2ry
Жыл бұрын
"im working on the premise of shock and awe!" ~the inventor
@SalvationKH
Жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna wail on the stump" *breaks in one hit* 🤣🤣🤣
@jamesventers5844
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if he was a teenage kid and his mom interrupted him doing his thing and he turns his computer off and tries to keep his mom out of his room and that staff pops open
@anonimoqualquer5503
Жыл бұрын
That suspiciously specific
@amerin9929
Жыл бұрын
What novelty - you can turn your staff into nunchucks once you hit someone !
@cernstormrunner7263
Жыл бұрын
Yeah I bought one of those. Cut myself really good trying to put it back together
@MarcusVance
Жыл бұрын
Yup. That's why I have the gloves.
@ianpeters5725
Жыл бұрын
Wow. I cannot bo-liebe it.
@monke1982
Жыл бұрын
Ok but the way it expands is so fking cool
@m00se37
Жыл бұрын
I love how people claim these for self defense over a firearm, knife, or billy club. Firearm will still be the most optimal, ideal, and balancing self defense tool. No matter if youre a dwarf, a female, or blind out of one eye like me, you can use a firearm to properly defend yourself and others with the proper training an mindset.
@Nynodon
Жыл бұрын
It may not be effective but it can sure intimidate whoever's attacking you with how fast it just seemingly popped into existence
@apurbakhanra4387
Жыл бұрын
I love how he added "#nerd" in the video title 🤣
@zlatkajupe
Жыл бұрын
This is the content I came for. I needed to see if this would be good for self defense lol. thank you
@redwithcoffee619
Жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing, not even the first hit held up🤣
@steel5315
Жыл бұрын
I meann I'm running when you uncollapse the thing that looked badass
@DovonMac1
Ай бұрын
I think the extension part of it was so cool how fast it comes out
@jayviechavez4111
Жыл бұрын
The expansion of the staff is part of the self-defense where you let it expand right in front of your enemy's face or eyes. Then you hit him using the softer end repeatedly while you hold onto the sturdier end, giving him multiple slices like a flexible sword whip. It's the wielder's creativity that counts, not just the weapon.
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