"Did she choose that uniform?" Serious answer: no, you don't choose a uniform, it's a uniform. Smart ass answer: it's Soviet Russia, the outfit chose her.
@DiggingForFacts
6 жыл бұрын
Considering how it 'suits' her, I'm going for option two
@bingo784
6 жыл бұрын
So in Soviet Russia Kamui from Kill la Kill are real? God damn it America, why did you have to win WW2!?
@kennethfender3518
6 жыл бұрын
If I recall one of the enemy generals will say something to the effect of "Oh, is that uniform up to code in your army" when one of your allies had a particularly low neckline.
@ieyke
6 жыл бұрын
George Takai, Tim Curry, JK Simmons, Peter Stormare, Gemma Atkinson.... The cast of this game is AMAZING.
@Knuttonj
6 жыл бұрын
Lokfort Citation please? If I was to criticise actors, I’d definitely say Jenny Macarthy
@shanzulwhiteglintt3919
6 жыл бұрын
Still butthurt he didn't choose you?
@stefantsarev4442
3 жыл бұрын
You missed Gina Carano as Natasha Volkova.
@raistlinmajere4659
3 жыл бұрын
jeny mcarthy
@cedrickody1189
3 жыл бұрын
InstaBlaster...
@andromidius
6 жыл бұрын
I love Dodger's face when she walks on screen.
@feslenraster
6 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which....I hope Jesse and Dodger return to cooping the new Life is Strange episodes!!
@Ashurman666
6 жыл бұрын
George Takai and Tim Curry in the same game... With a ridiculous premisse...GOD i missed this game
@rsetarium866
6 жыл бұрын
and J K Simmons, don't forget about him.
@LetsGoMakeMistakes
6 жыл бұрын
Peter Stormare too, this is an all star cast
@advkow
6 жыл бұрын
Hey check it out! It's when EA was cool!
@Ashurman666
6 жыл бұрын
+Zash Trolosaurus The dancing scene would have been 100 times funnier if it was Tim Curry
@dan240393
6 жыл бұрын
Zash Trolosaurus Wouldn't have worked in the new movie. They focused more on IT's true nature (as a formless eldritch horror) and Curry's New York clown just wouldn't have fit; he's too human. Not to mention that we'd never have seen Skarsgard's Pennywise, which was fantastically unhinged.
@TooLateForIeago
6 жыл бұрын
Back when EA allowed its developers to have fun with their IP...
@Heranara
6 жыл бұрын
a bit of a golden age you can say.
@meewec2091
6 жыл бұрын
this was still a pale shadow of a game compared to when westwood was independent
@TooLateForIeago
6 жыл бұрын
Meewec No argument from me on that account, but RA3 still was vastly better than the abysmal C&C 4 and Alliances.
@sanctamachina
6 жыл бұрын
Red Alert 3 was a response to EA pushing the overly serious tone of Generals and realizing that was a failure. They allowed them to return to corny form in RA3 simply because their ideas of what the player base wanted were bad. Then the DRM decisions crippled the next C&C baseline game and ugh.
@TooLateForIeago
6 жыл бұрын
Alaan Franklin I loved Generals! My dormmates and I would plug our computers into our stereos just so the noise of the explosions would make the floor shake when we went all in on LAN matches. The tank battles were big, loud, and messy, just the way C&C battles should be. And each faction had a distinct play-style. C&C 3 was a great use of its source material. I loved how dark and moody the game was, despite the lack of scale on the battlefield. Then the series took a big shit with C&C4 and its miserable, not fun unit caps and no base building. Alliances is what you get when you beat a corpse enough to get a maggot to pop out.
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
6 жыл бұрын
"Time machine!" *Jesse cracks the fuck up.* With a start like that, you know things are about to get glorious. Gods I miss this game.
@ArayaPancho
6 жыл бұрын
I hope he plays the allies and japanese campaigns, they are really funny... especially the ending of the allies
@quitschi9954
6 жыл бұрын
I've heard them talk about it on the podcast. Apparently he continued with the rising sun campaign and failed spectacularly at the pearl harbour mission and got frustrated.
@kuroneko106
5 жыл бұрын
All allied campaigns have the same ending xD
@cynicat74
Жыл бұрын
@@quitschi9954 That mission is infuriating tbf. You're definitely supposed to play the Rising Sun campaign last.
@Kenshi_2900
6 ай бұрын
@@cynicat74 played that first, found that shit hilarious
@Saitaina
6 жыл бұрын
A. OMG Tim Curry's accent (also, George Takai! B. MECH SAMURI! I wants it... I love a game that doesn't take itself seriously, and remembers we're here to have fun. Riddiculous premise, over the top roles (and the actors that can fit them) and just balls to the wall insanity while still having interesting game play...it's the perfect counter balance to all the OMG SERIOUS! games we play.
@lorecraftlp6155
6 жыл бұрын
"Dogs can't kill helicopters!" Show me where it says that in the rules!
@Never_heart
6 жыл бұрын
LoreCraftLP With a dog launcher or a very strong arm it is not only possible but quite effective
@ThreeG456
6 жыл бұрын
*Cries in pain due to remembering EA killed Westwood and C&C*
@icarus9661
6 жыл бұрын
This is an EA C&C
@radizenxl2324
5 жыл бұрын
@@icarus9661 lol rekted him
@NONCEANDY
5 жыл бұрын
red alert two was great game and that was made by ea
@commanderaram
5 жыл бұрын
@@NONCEANDY it was made by Westwood and published by EA
@HenSt-gz7qj
4 жыл бұрын
EA is good when all they did is just publishing... not "making". XD
@Desasterific
6 жыл бұрын
red alert 3 has actually aged surprisingly well. oO
@kuroneko106
6 жыл бұрын
@Artuurs Z. Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge wants to talk with you.
@Razgriz_01
4 жыл бұрын
@Artuurs Z. In terms of gameplay, Red Alert 3 is superior. But in story, music, and art-style, RA2 is superior. Both are great games in their own right. Red Alert 3 was C&Cs last hurrah before the suits in EA decided to kill it off.
@SeekerMissile
3 жыл бұрын
@@sa-mp5iw RA3 was way more skill based than RA2. Most of RA2 battles are just rhyno/grizzly tank spams.
@jedpreas500
6 жыл бұрын
Tim Curry dropped the Russian accent so fast it’s funny
@Volsung0
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Jesse playing Red Alert? I've reached the peak of my happiness. Time to end it all.
@omegadirective
6 жыл бұрын
lol that General Krukov is a SIX-star general
@TheMcCannic1
6 жыл бұрын
I'd happily watch JC play the other red alert games and the early Tiberium ones. Does Jesse know of Kane? His FMV scenes are awesome!!
@newbaggett
3 жыл бұрын
U.S.S.R.: Trying to mount a defense against the tyranny of the Rising Sun. Jesse: Concerned about Dasha's and Natasha's life choices.
@VonArens
6 жыл бұрын
So many hot ladies in that game, Gemma Atkinson - Gina Carano - Kelly Hu - Ivana Milicevic - Vanessa Branch and if you ignore the crazy - Jenny McCarthy, and there are even more who I sadly cannot remember the names of.
@lupusprobitas
6 жыл бұрын
They are doing decently well as actresses and voice actors, as well as still being delicious examples of womanhood.
@johnoneil9188
6 жыл бұрын
I hope that Jesse is gonna play the other factions too so we can see the single best line in the whole game.
@BlueWoWTaylan
6 жыл бұрын
We need the other campaigns !
@TempestTossedWaters
6 жыл бұрын
Holy shit these battlecries "Beats being in the gulag"
@ShadowVR2
5 ай бұрын
Glad to see you enjoy playing RA3, as well as your reactions to the absurdity that this game is. 46:16 The moment you subscribed to "Just Twinblade. Only Twinblade. Nothing but Twinblade. No need for strategy, fancy tactics, cost efficiency or self preservation. We Twinblade until we or our enemies fall!" 1:33:12 When you don't under stand how Line of Sight/Fire works. 1:33:29 When you discover a basic feature of the game... at the end level. 1:34:13 I'd say this is a jab at your ability to play the game, but then again you survived the rest of the campaign so this says more about your enemies than your ability to command. 1:35:05 Rejoice, for Jesse has discovered Anti-Aircraft!
@AnAngelineer
6 жыл бұрын
This is one of my personal favorites when it comes to games. I know on paper it's not as good as Starcraft 2 and it is slightly less wacky than RA2, but for some reason it really clicks with me. I am always glad to see streamers give this game some deserved love.
@MaMastoast
6 жыл бұрын
huh, I actually find it considerably more wacky than red alert 2, which is what I think is its downfall. It's a matter of perception I guess
@AnAngelineer
6 жыл бұрын
Depends what you give more importance to. I think we can agree that Einstein or the fighting dinosaurs thing in RA2 were quite more wacky, for instance.
@117Netgear
4 жыл бұрын
Seeing him get excited over the acting in this game and the fantastical units, just brings me so much joy has someone who acted the EXACT same when I first experienced this beautiful game.
@reecedignan8365
6 жыл бұрын
Personally a fun good game - not as good as Red Alert 2 or Yuris Revenge or Tiberium War/Sun it is an awesome game
@meewec2091
6 жыл бұрын
i like how all those games were pre-ea days
@elizabethlestrad5282
6 жыл бұрын
I liked Tanya's actress in RA2 much better.
@icarus9661
6 жыл бұрын
C&C 3 was ea
@rofljohn23
5 жыл бұрын
Meewec sry for necroing, but EA bought Westwood in 1998, two years before RA2 was released. Furthermore, RA3 was dev'd by EA LA and released in 2008, five years after EA killed WW in early 2003. I hate EA as much as anybody and would loooooove to see it burn, but we gotta stay factually accurate
@sayi50ch
6 жыл бұрын
"Twinblade inspection complete." It begins...
@ElGreco15
6 жыл бұрын
"Use it wisely" "I will!" Don't lie to us Jesse
@HarlequinHeart16
6 жыл бұрын
With all the starpower in this game, how the hell have I never heard of it?!
@atropabelladonna12
6 жыл бұрын
I remember playing this back in middle school!!! This was the shit! Thank you Jesse! That opening brought back some serious nostalgia.
@AndrewTaylorNintyuk
6 жыл бұрын
The beginning of the kill the emperor mission had me in stitches when i played it and it was just as funny to watch jesse play it too
@coi82a
6 жыл бұрын
Hoping you'll do the other campaigns too! This was awesome!!
@foreng3095
6 жыл бұрын
Oh, I hope Jesse'll play the other two campaigns too!
@nineballmk2
6 жыл бұрын
god the urge to reinstall and play RA3 is growing
@HUNbullseye
6 жыл бұрын
If anyone can tell how to make it work on Win 10@64, please do.
@Maxflay3r
6 жыл бұрын
I can't even make it work on Win7, i like RTS games a lot and i was excited to try out a red alert game after buying this one on a steam sale, but alas it was not to be as it seems it doesn't like modern systems at all. Wondering how Jesse got his to play at all.
@nanoflower1
6 жыл бұрын
Works fine for me on Win10/X64. I'm using the EA Origin version so if you aren't then maybe that's the issue? The one that annoyed me is the earlier games. Red Alert wouldn't work at all, and Red Alert 2 works but it won't let you tab out to Windows.
@HUNbullseye
6 жыл бұрын
Is there any chance you have an Nvidia card? It seems like AMD drivers might be to blame.
@nanoflower1
6 жыл бұрын
BullseyeHun, I'm running a RX 390 with the latest drivers and it's working for me. At least through the first mission as I haven't had the chance to play more than that. Only got back into it because of The Red Cox.
@TheBillywitchdoctor
6 жыл бұрын
CO OP WITH CRENDOR
@tomaszskowronski1406
6 жыл бұрын
Dear god.
@Hrothga
6 жыл бұрын
Awesome! More stuff like this, Mr. Cox
@Arashmickey
6 жыл бұрын
A single Chron-O-John with three seats? OH MY!
@Deode-d4h
6 жыл бұрын
Man that slight pause after the game says "Insufficient" makes me always finish it with "vespene gas." I watched way too much Starcraft.
@durandol
6 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@wraith1771
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the empire decided to hit Linengrad first, even though it is west of Moscow... And that japan waaay east of moscow. So apparently the empire either went over the artic circle, or all around africa, india, europe, and china, all without anyone noticing.
@GrandiaKnight
6 жыл бұрын
It's a shame Tim Curry had to retire. He is such a legend.
@saburokodai40
6 жыл бұрын
This truly may be THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE. Well, at least as far as story and cut scenes are concerned. I wish we would go this crazy with some modern games.
@Starfals
6 жыл бұрын
WAAAITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Is this George Takai ? Omg, now i know why he reminded me of someone.. wow
@farlonmuentes6004
2 жыл бұрын
as ridiculous as the cutscene was, that empire invading intro is still epic
@ultra_code_
6 жыл бұрын
One word to describe you playing this game Jesse that sums up all of the complex thoughts I have regarding you playing this: YES!!!
@MasouShizuka
6 жыл бұрын
Red Alert 3 might not have reached the expectations people had for a sequel of Red Alert 2, but damn the characters have some nice personalities.
@Gormathius
6 жыл бұрын
«Are you still planning to attack?» Nyet, I am walking my dog.
@Bluefish110
6 жыл бұрын
one of the last properly great singelplayer rts campaigns.
@newbaggett
3 жыл бұрын
President: Why did you make me do this!? You're fighting so that I can raise my Alert-Level! THINK, JESSE!
@sovashchetty4838
6 жыл бұрын
Man this brings back memories
@mfahy9047
6 жыл бұрын
I need to see jesse and dodger run the Empire campaign in co-op. This is something i need in my life
@nikbol43below
6 жыл бұрын
This is some of the best large ham acting I've seen in a while.
@MarnoWind
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh... no game has ever made me really want to play it... AS THAT INTRO! SO BLOODY EPIC!
@Never_heart
6 жыл бұрын
This cast is the thing of an orgasmic fevour dream, I am in heaven! We are not worthy of Tim Curry's Tim Curryness.
@attilapataki46
6 жыл бұрын
THIS.... THIS was a golden age for video games
@WallNutBreaker524
2 жыл бұрын
The JK Simmons speech was hilarious , completely captures American Political Campaigning and Propaganda😂 Constant scaremongering , Command and Conquer was ahead of its time😂
@kuroneko106
5 жыл бұрын
RA3 may not be the best RA game (RA2:YR) nor the best in CC series (Generals: Zero Hour) but damn it have one of the best trailes in the fucking videogame history.
@MaxiTB
6 жыл бұрын
That was fun ... are you planning to do the Allies and Imperial campaign as well ?
@Starlightean
6 жыл бұрын
What the hell is this game! Thanks for the highlights. I always miss your streams because of the time difference :'(
@l0rf
6 жыл бұрын
The amount of pain watching you fumble around, falling at bas tactics is luckily offset by Tim Curry.
@BemusedOwl
6 жыл бұрын
Oh god the fmv stuff in this is just the best
@dragongod2000
6 жыл бұрын
the best cut scene music ever
@jeremyod02
6 жыл бұрын
Need some Twinblade Inspector to check this video
@lighto9573
6 жыл бұрын
Peter Stormare as a crazy Russian scientist? Fuck yeah, I'm on board. Thank you.
@kecaw
6 жыл бұрын
Jesse you are aware that now you need to play the Empire of the Rising Sun and Alliance campaign too right ?
@ThroneOfBhaal
6 жыл бұрын
'Insufficient Funds'. Story of my life.
@FIREGOD333
6 жыл бұрын
32:32 LMAO "reinforcements is one guy?!" holy shit i died xD
@nixielad
3 жыл бұрын
That "one guy" would be the same guy that survived the Mount Fuji Invasion
@Str4vv
6 жыл бұрын
This was awesome, thank you, Jesse!
@ZexMaxwell
6 жыл бұрын
I'm getting so much nostalgia.
@Raeaskuo
6 жыл бұрын
So much memories playing this game.
@kael13
6 жыл бұрын
It was a good game. It just freaking crashed all the time for me. I remember the internet hate train getting on it when it came out, but I still enjoyed it.
@donealreadysp
6 жыл бұрын
This game is a gem
@einargerardo2446
6 жыл бұрын
Please play the other campaigns, please Jesse it’s so funny and great you playing red alert 3
@Givanpes
6 жыл бұрын
You know you fucked up with the time machine when Vernon Schillinger has become president.
@bagrym
6 жыл бұрын
I think jesse should consider streaming the classical warcraft rts games
@SuperExodian
6 жыл бұрын
the enemy as thrusting deeply into the motherland's tender nether regions... i don't...
@robcampion9917
6 жыл бұрын
They should make this into a film with the same actors. It would be amazing.
@warriorcrab1319
6 жыл бұрын
1:03:15 "Come on comrades, he's a man, not a god!"
@corvidcorax
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm raising the alert level!"
@deathica3346
6 жыл бұрын
it's Cave Johnson! I knew I recognized the voice of the president from somewhere
@deathica3346
6 жыл бұрын
Artuurs Z. is everything okay at home? do you need to talk to someone about it?
@fuoco1365
6 жыл бұрын
Please do and upload the other faction campaigns!!
@Arashmickey
6 жыл бұрын
C&C 3 Tiberium Wars has a pretty epic cast, too. The game-play is pretty good, just not spectacular.
@Ghostkiller_110
Жыл бұрын
Man I miss these types of games 🐐🥺❤💯👍
@MC3pk
6 жыл бұрын
God I love this game and the whole series. Especially the cheesy cutscenes.
@satchel5909
6 жыл бұрын
This game was quite good. The later Tiberium games were bad but they tried with this one.
@sirgarffington8572
6 жыл бұрын
I truly miss the C&C universe I mean before it went to shit, I grew up with these games and by far are masterpieces in their own right.
@frankehfightaz
6 жыл бұрын
If the Empire has already reached Leningrad...how have the USSR not fallen yet?
@kennethfender3518
6 жыл бұрын
Aidan Douglas We didn't notice them crossing all of Asia, but oh shit they're here!
@Nollaz
6 жыл бұрын
We NEED the rest! The cheese is too good
@azazeldeath
6 жыл бұрын
You must finish this for us JC
@IceFolf
6 жыл бұрын
More of this. This was the best
@grandmasteroturan2574
2 жыл бұрын
No its our bears
@andrewberner4399
6 жыл бұрын
For bear and man
@MoodySasquatch
6 жыл бұрын
When Russia fought the Miami Dolphins.
@Morrolan420
6 жыл бұрын
I live in New York and can confirm that is the music I hear everyday
@BaronVonHardcharger
6 жыл бұрын
Blast from the past, man! I dig it!
@xoticeclipse1182
4 жыл бұрын
I love red alert 3 and all the red alert games
@Nexus42
6 жыл бұрын
All of the girls are models, that's why we get those sweet loading screens. If you bought the physical copy, you even got a poster. ^^ Link: imgur.com/QuXqy1M Oh, and pleeeeaaase play the other two campaigns. They're equally hilarious. In the Japanese one you actually get to control a gigantic king oni gundam, and it fucking destroys everything, it's so much fun.
@MahdeenSky
6 ай бұрын
timestamps: Intro & Premier's Escape: 00:00:00 Time Travel to 1927: 00:02:59 Allies on the Run, Empire Attacks: 00:04:08 Defending Leningrad: 00:06:59 Meeting Natasha: 00:09:33 Saving the Hermitage Museum: 01:13:21 Defending Krasno 45: 01:19:12 War Bears!: 01:20:41 Recapturing Vladivostok: 01:26:32 Destroying the Emperor's Palace: 01:31:28 Attacking Mykonos: 01:45:16 Capturing Allied Tech: 01:51:03 Final Battle in Iceland: 01:55:29 Betrayal & the Vacuum Imploder: 01:58:00 Assault on New York City: 02:28:30 Terror Drones & Chrono Technology: 02:55:26 Destroying the Statue of Liberty: 03:31:41 Victory & New Premier: 03:58:00
@RabidDogma
6 жыл бұрын
You know a game is amazing when a random Dooger appears saying "...what the fuck??"
@CosmicWaffle26
4 жыл бұрын
0:36 the sacred texts!!
@ItoOni_
6 жыл бұрын
Is there someplace to watch the entire stream, or did he not save it?
@DrippinginSarcasm
6 жыл бұрын
Tim Curry is such a great villian
@Ashurman666
6 жыл бұрын
SPAYCE!
@AndragonLea
4 жыл бұрын
God, there was so much passion in those games. Sure, it's cheesy as fuck, but tell me you didn't have a smile on your face.
@Razgriz_01
4 жыл бұрын
Red Alert was supposed to be cheesy. Red Alert 3 just turned the cheesiness to a whole new level and embraced it. I miss games like these.
@AndragonLea
4 жыл бұрын
@@Razgriz_01 Yeah, that's what I mean. It was a fin ride anyways. Not everything has to be grim dark and super realistic, lol.
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