The Guv' looks at how you can judge everyone around the UK by how they sound. ------------ Follow the Al on Twitter at / almurray Become a fan on Facebook at / thepublandlord
"we're friends with them now, the germans not the scousers" cracked me up lol
@B--ko2xt
7 ай бұрын
We all heard it mate
@rudy6668
4 жыл бұрын
"were friends with them now of course, the Germans not the scousers" hahaahah
@jameswatsonatheistgamer
4 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for us scousers. The Atlantic front wouldn't have happened. But he is playing a role.
@jameswatsonatheistgamer
4 жыл бұрын
@dxn smith Don't be stupid. No one would eat a man united supporter.
@tomk5684
4 жыл бұрын
I read that when it was said in the video
@Ryan-kn6xd
4 жыл бұрын
dxn smith That’s just not funny
@Ryan-kn6xd
4 жыл бұрын
dxn smith you need to talk to a bird you fat wool hahahaha
@odfkjdhgovj
4 жыл бұрын
As a scotsman I can confirm this is hilarious, you cannot beat the Great British sense of humour! All hail the ale!
@ineffabledharmicpolytheist7828
4 жыл бұрын
Fk ya French letter. Britain is my potty
@jamesjones8720
4 жыл бұрын
Lewis as a Welshman , I wanted the piss taken out of us more, but that’s just us brits👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 we are a breed apart mate🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🏴🇮🇪
@MurrayC_11
4 жыл бұрын
It’s pish
@roadhouse6999
4 жыл бұрын
So which kind Scotsman are you? The cow with a cough, the terrier, the guy having his junk rubbed with warm and wet leather, or the opening door?
@jamesjones8720
4 жыл бұрын
Audrey Buchan And you are not Scottish , you just a hater
@frenchpeoplearentrealpeopl5685
4 жыл бұрын
I’m Geordie and I can confirm this was 100% accurate
@franksinatra9579
4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft Is epic are you also 10
@TheophilusPWildbeest
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a mackem and you're right, especially the bit about the Scots getting off the train, taking one look around central station, then fukin' off back to Scotland as fast as possible.
@xp3r670
4 жыл бұрын
Where abouts are you from?
@nufcbenson3877
4 жыл бұрын
Anyoldion is it good in league 1
@TheophilusPWildbeest
4 жыл бұрын
@@nufcbenson3877 We do not go seeking glory , we only seek peace in the world, because we know that peace in the world is more likely than us being promoted to the championship.
@Rybo-Senpai
4 жыл бұрын
Al ye forgot the 5th type of scot, the one which goes through all 4 above seamlessly in the same sentence lol
@TheWPhilosopher
4 жыл бұрын
The ultimate Scott-ish
@atit4096
3 жыл бұрын
Forgot the one that always sounds like hes had 15 newky browns
@JulieWallis1963
2 жыл бұрын
1:40 he does say “at _least_ four types of Scot”
@williamlewis7023
2 жыл бұрын
In other wors me ma
@Ryan-kn6xd
4 жыл бұрын
Al Murray is a historian an intellect and is a descendant from Scottish aristocracy his grandfather a British ambassador married into the kuenburg family of the Holy Roman Empire he really does have an interesting background
@SGuy889
Жыл бұрын
Establishment then . Typical
@wessexdruid7598
10 ай бұрын
@@SGuy889 Typical of what, out of interest?
@annamack5823
9 ай бұрын
@@SGuy889 Well, that's certainly not an authentic Cockney accent.
@timothyduggan2263
9 ай бұрын
@@annamack5823You may be shocked to hear he's not really a pub landlord either...
@annamack5823
9 ай бұрын
@@timothyduggan2263 I was simply commenting on how poor his Cockney accent is 🙄
@ARLO999
4 жыл бұрын
The Scotsman and Scouser radio jamming had me reaching for the defibrillator...funny as f***, sorry...
@nicosmind3
3 жыл бұрын
The Spanish works well for this. Its like a bunch of countries rammed together, some people want to leave, theres a bunch of different languages and cultures, many many autonomous zones, different weather zones etc etc. We are the Span-ish
@hamster4810
2 жыл бұрын
Ish
@indiekiddrugpatrol3117
Жыл бұрын
It's strange how similar how Britain and Spain are
@coldstreamer9574
4 жыл бұрын
3:01 my tea came out my nose!
@superluukiee
4 жыл бұрын
I hope you weren't referring to your dinner
@coldstreamer9574
4 жыл бұрын
@@superluukiee definitely the liquid kind, not entirely sure chunks through the nose is advisable.
@superluukiee
4 жыл бұрын
@@coldstreamer9574 Depends how much you chew on it.
@coldstreamer9574
4 жыл бұрын
@@superluukiee well, there probably isn't much time for chewing with the mouth so close to the nose so on that basis I'm gonna struggle to pass a roast potato or a lamb chop through my nose.
@superluukiee
4 жыл бұрын
@@coldstreamer9574 The gravy perhaps?
@TheThejpmshow
3 жыл бұрын
British humour Ade Edmondson: (talking about Rik Mayall) ‘then he went and died without me. Selfish bastard’
@DeanH92
3 жыл бұрын
As a Geordie I can confirm you’ll hear that exact whale song when you walk past the Black Garter pub in town.
@ala0284
4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the geordie whale song🤣🤣🤣
@RatelHBadger
4 жыл бұрын
SHEEEEEEREERRRRRR
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@MedalionDS9
3 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough of this accent humor from Europe... I live in Canada, and find this shit fascinating
@MedalionDS9
3 жыл бұрын
@michi veritas You're right... and I know the difference... but I always assume what others think... that Americans just use the Internet more and they feel uncomfortable with any other spelling lol
@heleneardleytaylor25
2 жыл бұрын
@@MedalionDS9 U realise you are talking to nobody
@MedalionDS9
2 жыл бұрын
@@heleneardleytaylor25 No, I was talking to somebody but they removed their comment
@heleneardleytaylor25
2 жыл бұрын
@@MedalionDS9 Yeah I thought that happened hate it when that happens
@chap666ish
2 жыл бұрын
Europe? Europe??!?
@johnwilletts3984
4 жыл бұрын
Only glad that I’m a Yorkshireman and so don’t have an accent.
@cyclingmadhedgehog8860
4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Bradford. We all have accents!
@jarredwoolis4929
4 жыл бұрын
@@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 whhhoooossshhhh
@jamesstimpson9271
4 жыл бұрын
And it’s over the top bar, tragic stuff
@thenandnow111
4 жыл бұрын
@@cyclingmadhedgehog8860 A strange name for a Muslim, Emma.
@cyclingmadhedgehog8860
4 жыл бұрын
I'm Protestant.
@-PaulT-
4 жыл бұрын
'Wheres me' giro...' Absolute class
@exxonein7729
4 жыл бұрын
But seriously, where the fuck is it?
@jameswatsonatheistgamer
4 жыл бұрын
@@exxonein7729 Some Baghdad robbed it. So he can get some coke to make his shreddies frosty.
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
What was the last line he said
@rainbowstar762
4 жыл бұрын
@@AbsoluteAbsurd it was "surprise surprise", a tv show cilla black presented, who is a scouser herself
@stevendouglas3860
3 жыл бұрын
@@rainbowstar762 spent more of her life , 50 yrs in Surrey .
@iany8230
4 жыл бұрын
We're friends now of course...the Germans..not the Scousers! Cutting!
@gaz124124
4 жыл бұрын
As a scouser i love that line, this man is a genius
@jameswatsonatheistgamer
4 жыл бұрын
Luckily for us. It means we don't have to deal with Londonistan.
@Cosmic-Wanderer
4 жыл бұрын
Dont worry we dont wana be friends with any english. Build a wall we cant stand england
@irons6229
4 жыл бұрын
JAYW0151 sorry ard
@stevelomas4119
4 жыл бұрын
@@Cosmic-Wanderer Ithink the English on the whole would pay to have a wall built...crime rate would go down 80% for a start.
@calzonie5763
4 жыл бұрын
Being a geordie myself I cried at that how funny but the scouse one was brilliant as well
@pitmatix1457
4 жыл бұрын
Durham born but grew up in the South. The Geordie whale song bit manages to take the piss out of and make me miss my North Durham accent.
@simonmorris4226
4 жыл бұрын
@@pitmatix1457 whay hey Bonny lad!
@David-fd8hy
3 жыл бұрын
@@pitmatix1457 hahaha, Durham makes you pretty much a mackem mate 😂
@RevolutionibusOrbiumCoelestium
3 жыл бұрын
David Conley - how man that’s a bit harsh, nee need to insult the lad. Durham’s not *THAT* bad... 🤣
@oljad2255
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t get the geordie whale song, however, I was in tears at ‘the Germans not the scousers that is’😂😂
@HammycheW
4 жыл бұрын
mainly about Newcastle United fans
@TheophilusPWildbeest
4 жыл бұрын
"Toon" means town, but pronounced as in cartoon, and often yelled by the footie fans as "toon" or "toon-army". But they get stuck at five letter words and have been known to vent their frustration by punching police horses.
@Heneggsboss
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheophilusPWildbeest couldnt have put ig better mesel' (as a half-geordie)
@danieloliver4558
4 жыл бұрын
Shame cause it’s the best bit
@plug4uk696
4 жыл бұрын
Obviously you've never heard a Geordie speak then Lol ;-)
@bikelawman
3 жыл бұрын
Having been born in the centre of Newcastle, I almost totally lost my sh*t and fell over the edge at the Geordie bit ... 😂
@neilt7145
Жыл бұрын
I'm a Benwell lad living in Scotland and thought the whole performance was spot on, especially about the Scousers and their wheel hubs 😂😂
@spinningwhat3315
4 жыл бұрын
Love all our accents we have, so diverse. The language is just exquisite though, with all its pretty little enormous load of diction for lots of nice people to do lots and lots of nice things with it. Cuddle time
@smokeless7774
2 жыл бұрын
Two Geordies on a country walk..... " Divvent step on that turd man. " " Howay man. It's not a turd it's a frog! "
@daffyduk77
Жыл бұрын
The bit about Scouse radio jammers is one of the funniest things I've watched on KZitem, convulsed with laughter
@countsnowyofgwainn3996
4 жыл бұрын
"Orc-like people" i love it lol
@nicolassosolic3760
4 жыл бұрын
Spot on!!! I'm a frog,been living in the uk for donkey years when younger,i really miss it at times but not the hangover lol But yes,he's a smashing comedian!
@mike.47
4 жыл бұрын
How Al Murray isn’t PM is beyond me. One of the funniest men alive.
@mike.47
4 жыл бұрын
Bluepurgatory1 at least I know how to spell. It should be “Oh dear, ARE you always this stupid” go back to school and learn some grammar!
@StillAliveAndKicking_
4 жыл бұрын
We elect someone who becomes a joke, not someone who can tell a joke. Subtle distinction.
@Damo2690
4 жыл бұрын
He stood as a canidate for MP to try and get more votes than Nigale Farage and UKIP. If fail to be an MP you cant be PM
@littlebag123
4 жыл бұрын
Mike Wilkinson we have got lots of idiots making life a misery we don’t need anymore, for one Diane Abbott she’s something to laugh at. She’s even funnier than that idiot
@Terrezio
4 жыл бұрын
Bluepurgatory1 you fucked yourself there pal😂😂😂
@jzen1455
3 жыл бұрын
This is like a university lecture on British culture.
@FrederickFokker
3 жыл бұрын
His radio static impression is brilliant. I might steal it for my phone's ringtone
@colinnaylor126
3 жыл бұрын
It’s great that we have a comedian like Al Murray. I feared Billy Connelly would be the last.
@shanginadildo
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but Billy isn't on this mans level
@johncarroll772
Жыл бұрын
@johnshaw3060 good grief you are delusional
@TheBostonR
10 ай бұрын
@@shanginadildo Billy C lost it when he made money.
@annamack5823
9 ай бұрын
@@shanginadildo They other way around, surely?
@dontuno
4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't get much better than this! I'm in tears, Al just floats my boat everytime.
@jameswatson5807
4 жыл бұрын
My belly hurt laughing so hard.
@henrycastle1
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Al, Thank you you this, I haven’t seen it yet! I know you are great. For all the people how haven’t posted, Thank you.
@monkey-trial...6578
4 жыл бұрын
Welshing is when you keep dodging people you owe money to.
@_aywe348
4 жыл бұрын
Do you mean Welching ?
@mattfrancis4569
4 жыл бұрын
lol how do u know?
@magisterrleth3129
4 жыл бұрын
@@_aywe348 Nae, it's a pun.
@magisterrleth3129
4 жыл бұрын
@Cymro 65 You sound like you're Welsh, which means you're inherently bitter. I'd be too if I knew that by the time I turned 60, no one would be able to understand a single word coming out of my mouth.
@magisterrleth3129
4 жыл бұрын
@Cymro 65 I was just kidding around, dude.
@daidavies90
4 жыл бұрын
0:32 made even funnier because the Welsh are actually the true Britons 😂😂
@xp3r670
4 жыл бұрын
No they aren't
@fuzzasco4896
4 жыл бұрын
@@xp3r670 Yes they were. Sheep were here long before Man, and shall be here long after He is gone.
@daidavies90
4 жыл бұрын
@@xp3r670 fuck me 😂🤦♂️
@daidavies90
4 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzasco4896 the intellectuals strike again 🤣🤣
@xp3r670
4 жыл бұрын
@Cymro 65 the english arent from Germany man, theyre from denmark and northern germany/Netherlands
@garrymackenzie309
4 жыл бұрын
One word: “Jock-i-ta-tude”... ...PRICELESS! 😂😂😂
@Beatdownkioskman
3 жыл бұрын
Jocklitude*
@odysseusrex5908
4 жыл бұрын
Al, I've only recently discovered you, but as an American Anglophile, I think you are absolutely brilliant. I grew up watching Benny Hill, and you are even funnier than he was.
@emorynguyen1583
4 жыл бұрын
Ah so they’re called Anglophiles.. I’ve been saying Angloboo XD
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
Don Nguyen lol
@EfftupSmith
3 жыл бұрын
I'd say there is a LOT funnier than Benny Hill, but I suppose it was OK in its day. It hasn't aged well, where Faulty Towers is still as great as it was then.
@skinwahandsich
3 жыл бұрын
@@emorynguyen1583 they are called teaboos
@desertfoxxx98
2 жыл бұрын
I'm 95% sure you're not American only the natives are.
@KitagumaIgen
4 жыл бұрын
So much information in such short time!
@skpManiac
4 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff Al, keep doing what your doing and please run for PM soon ;) We need your wisdom now during Covid-19 mate
@jgilly3362
4 жыл бұрын
I'm British and Scottish and confirm this comedian is legit a boss ass comedian and pretty accurate
@tantiwahopak101
4 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethrobertson4542 don't think so, a person can be texan and american at the same time. It's just a matter of bigger circles
@jgilly3362
4 жыл бұрын
@@tantiwahopak101 I've got american, Canadian, Scottish and British family members but I'm mainly British and Scottish so you are correct it also depends on your parents aswel so whatever they commented is irrelevant
@Yung_Mango
4 жыл бұрын
If you're Scottish there's no need to say you're also british because Scotland is in britain.
@codeobey6821
4 жыл бұрын
Mate Scotland is in Britain
@codeobey6821
4 жыл бұрын
J GILLY it’s not a problem man , I was just telling you just in case 😁
@Martinbeef
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Al, brilliant as per.
@Aragorn62
2 жыл бұрын
Timeless classic you can watch this over and over outstanding 😂😂
@levimcglinchey5843
4 жыл бұрын
This DVD was my favourite back in the day, fucking excellent routines
@lewiscosgrove1037
10 ай бұрын
Hi Murray, I would have agree that I'm from Scotland with a Scottish accent and you were liking it, but however because I'm not a scouser you made scousers savage with your voice and I burst into laughter think that this was the victory for you. 🙂
@fln1angel243
3 жыл бұрын
I from Coventry we just have a confused accent as we in the middle but thankfully we don't sound like brummie,s
@xTruncz
3 жыл бұрын
You sound half brunmie half northampton
@crowhillian58
2 жыл бұрын
You do a bit though.
@jiaw5502
3 жыл бұрын
As a Geordie he nailed that 😂
@notactuallytesco
4 жыл бұрын
God bless Al Murray
@glesga4996
3 жыл бұрын
Glaswegian and can confirm this is 101 percent accurate
@stevenwk
4 жыл бұрын
One of the best pieces of stand up around, incredibly funny 🤣🤣
@woodlandcreature8857
4 жыл бұрын
Big shoutout to Stirling, good man 💪 sons of the rock
@Fisky-ww6ee
4 жыл бұрын
As a Geordie this was hilarious
@likklej8
2 жыл бұрын
A real comic and there are only a few left. They’ve all been replaced by Micael Mc Intyres so Adams Family friendly. Keep up the good work Al!
@Heneggsboss
4 жыл бұрын
This crowd is stone cold?? What the hell? Are they all first-timers there by chance? Quality Landlord, as usual.
@CJRunnalls
4 жыл бұрын
Upload the clip of your stand up about man creating weapons just to kill man etc! The truth of it makes it so funny 😂
@astonrichardson5288
2 жыл бұрын
The scouse one had me spitting my drink out 😂😂
@nicholaswiltshire6356
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliantish!
@tomosroberts6798
4 жыл бұрын
Favourite comedian, ALL HAIL THE ALE
@haggismuncher429
4 жыл бұрын
I can only apologise of behalf of Scots, its all true..
@scootergrant8683
3 жыл бұрын
Don't. Imagine if we didn't have accent diversity.
@haggismuncher429
3 жыл бұрын
@@scootergrant8683 the main thing in life is to treat people how you want to be treated.
@riccccccardo
4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know you had a channel subbed straight away. Get a few cans in Julie.
@peterandrews1177
4 жыл бұрын
And a white wine for yourself😉
@rodgerroadkill339
4 жыл бұрын
Loved it
@m.b.g.musicproduction9658
4 жыл бұрын
My favourite kind of comedian...……….Funny and intelligent!
@synthonaplinth5980
2 жыл бұрын
As an American, this creases me up beyond belief.
@Valkirth
4 жыл бұрын
"we're friends with them now,the germany's not the scouser's" lost it there and spat my coffee all over my desk xD
@AbsoluteAbsurd
4 жыл бұрын
xD
@wrongthink3885
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!
@Blue-lj6md
2 жыл бұрын
That man perfectly captured the sound of a door opening.
@aledjones5083
3 жыл бұрын
At least I can go to and sleep easy knowing I was born in Wales 🏴 sometimes the welsh have nightmares when we realise we live next door to England.
@arnethone3220
4 жыл бұрын
The geordie part got me
@harrygreenaway8003
3 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant
@mohamedimardbrucelee8564
2 жыл бұрын
He’s so frikken clever he makes me cry happy tears, which are the best kind
@peterblazeby4783
3 жыл бұрын
If you look at some of his first and second world war programs,there's not much he doesn't know,an accomplished historian
@racheltaylor6578
3 жыл бұрын
Peter Blazeby He studied modern history at Oxford university.
@B-A-L
2 жыл бұрын
Just don't get him started on the wrong parachutes used in the movie 'A Bridge Too Far'!
@shahancheong9792
4 жыл бұрын
The Germans thing was hysterical!! I loved it! "Was ist los!? Mein funk ist kaput!" Brilliant.
@davidsuttie4192
9 ай бұрын
One of the most intelligent comedy sketches of all time!
@richardbierman9856
4 жыл бұрын
Al is a genius!
@Marcus538
4 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell!!! A funny comedian at last !!!
@madgy
4 жыл бұрын
Marcus Alexander you should watch Russel howard
@nickprice9271
4 жыл бұрын
Am scouse and love this 😂
@chriscarr9313
2 жыл бұрын
5:10 scousers secret war work of german radios love it
@hier6238
4 жыл бұрын
Love it
@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407
4 жыл бұрын
His Scouser impression reminds me of Lemongrab from Adventure Time
@Badger69-96
4 жыл бұрын
So friggin funny best of Brit-ish comedy god bless the pub landlord oh and Al Murray who is actually more German than the Royals!!
@Hoxton66
4 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, great...
@garrywatters1140
8 ай бұрын
Served with the Queens own Highlanders many years ago. They had every one of his Jock interpretations in the regiment.
@tedted6961
Жыл бұрын
Spot on the scouse one had me crying....!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mansardian
2 жыл бұрын
As German native speaker I can confirm: his German is pretty good!
@xmamb
2 жыл бұрын
hahah perfect for people that want to learn English from a "native speaker"!
@mickallen899
2 жыл бұрын
That was just brilliant...
@MrWoofie62
3 жыл бұрын
Such a funny guy. Love it.
@joedredd13215
3 жыл бұрын
Nearly wet myself at the Geordie Whale song 🤣🤣🇬🇧
@ReubenHillier
4 жыл бұрын
As a scouser I have no idea what to think about this 😂😂
@paulhumberstone4843
10 ай бұрын
brilliant
@anglo-saxonmartin7232
4 жыл бұрын
Al Murray he's so fantastic, sycastic bar man, he's just a comdien people, sense of humour goes along way lol typical English man lol
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