amazing how in the span of 30 seconds ralph macchio goes from being jordan's lifelong hero to a b-list celebrity that's too inept to correctly pronounce his own name
@spacepsycat
3 жыл бұрын
Well, he destroyed him.
@niccolomachiavelli8763
3 жыл бұрын
@@spacepsycat no he didnt.
@spacepsycat
3 жыл бұрын
@@niccolomachiavelli8763 Shut up, idiot.
@BestFilmproducer
18 күн бұрын
@@spacepsycat He was in shock in the moment haha. I love, how they just talked it out at length, though. Conan and Jordan really have a unique, resonating relationship.
@CLAMPED1
3 жыл бұрын
The sheer amount that this changed in the edit astounds me
@BestFilmproducer
18 күн бұрын
I am so glad, I took the time to watch this. It is so much more realistic than the hyper edited, finished clip, and it shows all the comedy that was produced during that meal, not just the best of it. Really worth it for waiting through the natural pauses where there is no comedy. Better, in fact, I think. I love, how they just talked it out at length. Conan and Jordan really have a unique, resonating relationship.
@shaokhan4421
5 жыл бұрын
The irony (?) is Jordan keeps talking about enjoying the experience and seems like the only one enjoying the moment is Conan lol.
@rollwithdynamite
Жыл бұрын
100th like!
@hobbes4583
11 ай бұрын
Conan making his camera crew genuinely break up is proof of his comedic genius. He's one of the greatest comics in American history.
@christinemerritt974
3 жыл бұрын
This is my tenth time watching this over the past year and a half. I love it so very much.
@ultranol1983
3 жыл бұрын
To think this would be lost inside Facebook lol
@vendetta3656
5 жыл бұрын
This video doesn't feel like it's scripted because you can feel the tension in this video... I think Joran wants to appreciate that opportunity as much as possible and wants Conan to appreciate it just as much as him, but Jordan doesn't understand that not everyone thinks the way he does or people appreciating different things on different levels.
@100pcRenewables
5 жыл бұрын
There's no reason to script it and every reason not to. Scripting costs time and money, no scripting means it's spontaneous and will have a better result. Spontaneity doesn't always produce the best result but when your ingredients are Conan and Jordan, it's guaranteed ... and they have a lot of footage to whittle down to gold, not that the unedited version isn't worth a watch in its entirety. They're the perfect combination ... mix Conan with a lot of other people and you have a pretty good combination, too.
@MehrdadParthian
4 жыл бұрын
he understands it... but he is hoping to change conan's through appreciation for things into a minimal and detail riddled outlook !
@unhommequicourt
11 ай бұрын
Lol you really think a 1 hour video can be scripted?
@baloog8
11 ай бұрын
@@unhommequicourtcontinuous shot lol!
@irubyu
5 жыл бұрын
Jordan has been with Conan for over 20 years. Everything about this duo is all for fun.
@karlscher5170
2 жыл бұрын
No. Conan keeps him as a entertainment skit
@lukecevans
2 жыл бұрын
@@karlscher5170 Yet he willingly worked for Conan for over 25 years and moved across the country with him to continue working on the show
@unhommequicourt
11 ай бұрын
@@karlscher5170he keep him because they are friends.
@Soccemaniac
5 жыл бұрын
This is the hardest i've ever laughed. I didnt expect a one hour video to make me laugh this much.
@therealCamoron
2 жыл бұрын
Conan slurping the soup is actually polite in Japan.
@GrimKage
3 жыл бұрын
Jeez, they left this place with such a bad energy. And it was totally worth it, this is gold.
@shubhamshirvalkar7850
3 жыл бұрын
48:40 respect for every object...... and then we see his office
@adilahsan4448
5 жыл бұрын
thank you so much for uploading this... :)
@jiensuyang3915
5 жыл бұрын
I m so intrigued by this dynamic. Clearly Conan is multi dimensional.
@hxtel
Жыл бұрын
The two men bit they keep doing has me in stitches 😂😂
@AutumnOnFire
10 ай бұрын
Whoever got this footage, kudos to you!
@stroock6394
Жыл бұрын
32:56 start of a hilarious and surprisingly introspective rant lmao... jordan always delivers
@snatcherzeroone1278
5 жыл бұрын
I am so happy this exists
@applepinez
4 жыл бұрын
When they start talking about the Karate Kid I didn't expect to ever see so much tension between the two - Conan's anger seemed legitimate.
@sadem1045
2 жыл бұрын
And Jordan was genuinely heartbroken and humiliated when he watched the nasty video of Ralph Macchio.
@OleanderSmoothie
5 жыл бұрын
40:50 bley's reaction is my face watching this rn
@pravakarpatra5132
4 жыл бұрын
I want this to be premiered at the Venice film festival and the Oscars.....Also this should go down into the movies having historical and cultural importance...
@kathrynwisnowski3709
4 жыл бұрын
"we are men, we should straddle, submit, and hold it in our mouth." and "when he opens up his assignment and it says: you're a urinal cake in a bus station in Osaka." had me dying!
@parsakarbasi6394
5 жыл бұрын
God he really is “the high priest of meaningless conversation”
@dc300000
Жыл бұрын
@58:48 starts the Macchio bit
@こんにちは-b7r
3 жыл бұрын
I finally found the full version thanks god xD
@Idlehampster
5 жыл бұрын
I'm so confused. The conversation sounds like a bit, then both of them get really serious about "Iowa".
@victorreyes9762
5 жыл бұрын
glad im not the only one..
@Smarty7752
4 жыл бұрын
Is that linus?
@user-rn8is1ke4n
2 жыл бұрын
This duo always improvised instead of scripted bit. They were aware that everything they said is for comedy material once the camera rolled. That’s why Conan had to clarify himself when he accidentally misused the word. (I know it’s been three years but I’m still commenting anyway)
@falcodarkzz
4 ай бұрын
Here's my take, there's genuine tension and animosity between them - just a little, and they amp it up for these scenes and feed it
@mrkymrk99
Ай бұрын
The way Jordan can go on and on is impressive! He’s good at improvisation
@vuha5000
2 жыл бұрын
Every second and moment of this is gold! Anything they argue about is such a comedic gold to me :D so happy for this chemistry :D
@dan.documents
3 жыл бұрын
"i'm picking at it because you're verbally assaulting me" 😭😭😭
@viraldoshi2940
Жыл бұрын
There's a 1 hours tape of this?! and i found this now?!?
@Yadowing
3 жыл бұрын
34:35 I only just now found out that Jordan has a child.
@mark9294
4 ай бұрын
Wow
@houstonfob2FOREVER
Жыл бұрын
some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, these two are electric together
@casual8357
11 ай бұрын
Absolutely cathartic when Conan showed the video after having been insulted, fat-shamed, (unprofessionally) diagnosed, etc., by Jordan for the past hour
@eastbayartist
3 жыл бұрын
I submit to the pleasure of two men transcending time and space threw my monitor in a fight to the end. Domo Arigatou Gozaimasu Conan
@jus-tinkin
3 жыл бұрын
Every time the woman comes in, they stop their bickering, so good.
@marmelaki
5 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think that Jordan is actually like that in real life, not just for Conan's bits. And after an hour of listening to Jordan I think I need therapy....
@akarathehechithajaaya1465
5 жыл бұрын
U need lirapy
@timothyotool2907
4 жыл бұрын
The lack of eye-contact and extremely detailed knowledge about literally everything leads me to believe he's got Asperger's.
@Blorgus.
3 жыл бұрын
@D_ans Jordan is obviously doing improv. Why would he be ok with everyone making fun of him on camera, with an audience of millions? besides there are clips of him where he doesn't know that he's on camera, and once he does, he immediately starts acting like this.
@rhetiq9989
3 жыл бұрын
@@Blorgus. his skit self is probably an exaggerated version of his actual self. He’s got the basics of his character from the getgo and once they realized he’s popular with the audience he began to invent this exaggerated version of himself for these skits
@Blorgus.
3 жыл бұрын
@@rhetiq9989 i think so too. But i cannot believe that Jordan is like that all the time. how mean would that be if Conan just wanted him on the show because he's just a ridiculous human being.
@billlii535
5 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe I finished watching this
@friendlystonepeople
2 ай бұрын
This is absolutely amazing. Jordan really comes across as a pompous ass here :)
@hjuikkll
7 күн бұрын
I wish the audio was better but in other ways this is more interesting to watch than the real one. No laugh track either.
@Kronington
Жыл бұрын
this is by far the most hostile jordan has gotten on camera
@Hakman78
10 күн бұрын
I'm going to tell my kids this was Shogun
@dipperdandy
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan appreciates minimalism... except in his rat nest office
@FlyteDanny
3 жыл бұрын
oh, I can't believe the Shinto joke was prompted and not improvised.
@GraceLove33
2 жыл бұрын
Do you knw the time stamp ?
@martinkinn
2 жыл бұрын
@@GraceLove33 17:40
@DracoMalfoy-ds7uc
2 ай бұрын
Sameeeee I feel so betrayed
@mr.potter4622
4 жыл бұрын
This is all straight improve with a mix of authentic friendship. This is what 20 years of experience working together gets you. The kK2 bit was improved/staged. It’s so obvious it scares me how many people can’t see it.
@Tackleqb
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly I am reading these comments of people acting as tho this is actually real and just laughing to myself haha
@dripshameless5605
Жыл бұрын
Tragedy is this entire thing could be released because it's so good, but they were right to cut it down. Jordan seemed to be caught up in his mood and was definitely, excessively rude to Conan for no reason. Conan plays it off with everyone but he's actually a great boss
@chocklad70
5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is actually crazy
@bryonmiller6311
3 жыл бұрын
LOL Jordan talking about Styx gave a weird Patrick Bateman from American Psycho vibe, he seems like a Patrick Bateman actually...
@GuessWhooou
4 жыл бұрын
Jordan congratulations on being a father.
@houstonfob2FOREVER
8 күн бұрын
the sexual tension between Conan and Jordan is on full display here 😂 also Jordan looks like a sith lord 😂
@pioneeringworks
2 жыл бұрын
this is the adrenalin I didn't know I needed
@mantistoboggan537
5 жыл бұрын
The interesting thing to me is that I don't think Conan's argument makes sense, and I think Jordan actually had a good point. It's entirely possible for Jordan to appreciate Japan from the Karate Kid 2, even if it wasn't filmed there. Maybe he appreciated their portrayal of Japanese culture, or the costumes, or the language, any other number of things. The point is, even if the film wasn't shot in Okinawa, it gave the illusion that it was, and if that meant something to Jordan then that's good enough. Jordan's statement that he also doesn't care about the stock of film or can't name the 2nd gaffer is totally fair. But it really does seem like Jordan lost his cool and started flailing around- he calls Conan fat and starts insulting Ralph Macchio, and it definitely seems like Conan gets under his skin. I really think Jordan could have kept his cool if he stuck to his original line of reasoning, so it's hilarious how he he becomes completely pissed off.
@parisjoy7875
5 жыл бұрын
I agree with everything you said! I think Jordan got heartbroken and embarrassed couldn't handle it.
@ocsmichaelanthony
4 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god we've found another one. CONAN! WE'VE DISCOVERED JORDAN'S MOTHERSHIP!
@sadem1045
2 жыл бұрын
@@parisjoy7875 Which is why I'm on Jordan's side
@andrewtheworldcitizen
Жыл бұрын
It's not hilarious to see someone ridiculed and disrespected.....
@milotherocket
10 ай бұрын
You guys should see the podcast where Jordan talks with Conan writers about this episode. 'inside conan' is the name of the podcast
@pioneeringworks
2 жыл бұрын
I think Jordan is the kryptonite for Conan. I realy think if it wasn't people around he would admit more things that Jordan said. I think they in some way can understand and learn from each other a lot but we do not see it on the camera. What I'm saying is that when they have issues with each other on the camera (it is visible here) they can't resolve these issues without breaking the character. So I beleive behind camera they can resolve issues and get along pretty well.
@sanneh2
Ай бұрын
Yup, he's a real person.
@jsmpsnn
5 жыл бұрын
58:30
@ultranol1983
5 жыл бұрын
actually 51:30 is my favourite bit, about the "woobie"
@Raptors19tdot
5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn son Jordan knows Coco more than Coco. Lol Jordan’s doing a therapy with Conan lol.
@SkipProductionsYT
Жыл бұрын
Them talking about Iowa makes me feel like were famous
@narutoamv8881
4 жыл бұрын
And I thought he was being rude not honoring Jordan with the tea... OK lets be rational here, Jordan felt humiliated and I partly blame Conan even though he did it for comedic purposes. I think Jordan was emotional and didn't mean all those words he said about Machio. You can just about see how kind and respectful Conan is. If u go back at 1:08:36 until the end you clearly see a different Conan, he covered his mouth out of respect for the actor being called sometype celebrity. I love how we can experience the whole view of problems that we think these people dont have. Lets not hate on Jordan, he snapped for a bit, like ALL humans do.👍🏻
@ocsmichaelanthony
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see your error in logic. You seem to be under the impression that Jordan is a human. That simply isn't true. Jordan is something known as, how you say, a douchebag.
@voider978
3 жыл бұрын
Also, getting Jordan to snap was the whole point of the Macchio bit. Jordan is playing this up further, but he had a bit too little material to come back at Conan for so he scrambled and went for smaller details like the selfcomforting behaviours of Conan or the color of his phone. We should remember he hasn´t got the years and years of on camera experience Conan has, making him less adept (which is the whole charm of Jordan of course)
@narutoamv8881
3 жыл бұрын
@@ocsmichaelanthony 😆Good one
@Urajotoface
5 жыл бұрын
I'm high as hell I thought that was a giant walking around 14:54
@curleypubes3672
4 жыл бұрын
Stay off drugs man
@spacepsycat
3 жыл бұрын
Good for you!
@iloveredvelvet6058
3 жыл бұрын
This is kind of hard to watch
@Enigma_Vids
3 жыл бұрын
Jordan needs to do some shrooms
@MrLeo168
6 жыл бұрын
thanks for sharing, cant see this video in my region here...
@ultranol1983
6 жыл бұрын
yeah after I uploaded it I saw someone had already done it but I too could not see it... so I left it as an alternative. it was taken from Coco's Facebook page.
@vancouveride
5 жыл бұрын
The food comes like Lucille Ball's chocolate factory.
@Snavels
4 жыл бұрын
While this isn't "Scripted" per se, Conan doesn't actually hate Jordan. Jordan is in on the joke and plays up the narcissist character for these bits. Conan is also actually a really sweet guy in real life.
@karlscher5170
2 жыл бұрын
You are just saying, what you want to be belief being true
@whateverimake9350
5 ай бұрын
Lmao what
@multiplemike
5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is so lucky to be working for Conan O’brien. Conan makes him the star he has become, and makes all the bits they do together work, not the other way around. If he acted this way to any other boss on a regular basis (or maybe even once), I’m not sure Jordan even has his job today.
@HogartHughes
Жыл бұрын
27:38 romance 1:03:31 i can get to macchio
@mathi9084
Жыл бұрын
INCREDIBLE footage. The KAMIS (and the waitress) must have wondered what was going on with these yellings and laughs.
@blueeyedbunny
5 жыл бұрын
Jordan is so arrogant he just ignores that he's pronouncing the name wrong even after he's been told the correct way to say it.
@VenomHalos
4 жыл бұрын
Debbie I mean, he’s literally saying it the correct way 😂
@gamer123ab
4 жыл бұрын
@@VenomHalos exactly lmao!
@nateg4008
3 жыл бұрын
@@gamer123ab nah ralph said he is wrong
@spacepsycat
3 жыл бұрын
Names are pronounced depending on the region they are from. So in fact you could be pronouncing your own last name wrong. I believe that is the case here.
@BG-gk6jf
12 сағат бұрын
Cuddle party with these 2….boyz
@joeshmoe7097
3 жыл бұрын
The "woobie" thing is just so weird and creepy. It's like Jordan planned out all of this pseudo-psychology babble, thinking he was gonna really take Conan down. What's even weirder about it is that Conan is openly laughing at his attacks, but Jordan still seems to think he's really gotten under his skin lol
@n.t3026
2 жыл бұрын
whats a woobie
@joeshmoe7097
2 жыл бұрын
@@n.t3026 No clue, it sounds like something you'd find on a pick up artist forum. I'm guessing he's saying Conan is playing with his belly like he's a baby comforting himself. Idk dude it's weird
@rollwithdynamite
3 жыл бұрын
38:35
@storytime118
Жыл бұрын
I've finally dialed in what jordan does as associate producer. He is CPSF conan's personal sake filler
@lorenzopartida8780
3 жыл бұрын
Jordan super Kool 💯👊
@Dinozzo1995
11 ай бұрын
40:12
@PkGam
Жыл бұрын
It's like the ultimate battle!
@Duffman1800
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know there was a full version, where did you find it? And are there more full remotes like this?
@ultranol1983
4 жыл бұрын
They published it on their Facebook page at the time. Not sure if it's still up at this point
@jackroberts4521
4 жыл бұрын
People who complain about the way Conan talks to Jordan here probably never had such a friend who you could make fun of and the one who could make fun of you to the point where both of you almost start fighting but the next day forget the whole thing and become best friends again. What you see right here is pure love and friendship!
@Snavels
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, Good friends CAN make fun of each other and still be friends
@Viewer13128
6 жыл бұрын
8:29 lol when conan asked jordan how to say "im sorry" and after jordan acted like an expert of their language, culture and respect for so long, he told conan to just say "im sorry" very slowly. im 30 minutes in and jordan is just bsing half the time. 39:46 conan breaks jordan again. impressive considering how aggressive jordan is here it's hard for conan to get any jokes flowing. 43:45 now jordan talks about counting calories being most important. he's a hypocrite lol. by the end jordan looked like he snapped even tho he said he was at peace but then he admitted it. god for an obvious prepared joke to snap him, he's lost all credibility of his claim that he is always at peace, comfortable, etc. he's probably pulling bs half the time and the other half is supplemented by his encyclopedia. i feel like both of them were attacked here although they came in intending to shoot this concept, jordan took things to the next level when he seemed to shut off conan's jokes constantly and try to call conan mentally insecure, ill, etc. then jordan himself snapped when conan was still obviously just still trying to sneak jokes in.
@falcodarkzz
4 жыл бұрын
You're taking this comical sketch way too seriously. It's satire.
@Viewer13128
4 жыл бұрын
@@falcodarkzz Jordan is always serious, even in satire.
@rcrichard8969
4 жыл бұрын
@@falcodarkzz I don't think you know what's going on here. Jordan obviously is taking it even more seriously.
@nateg4008
3 жыл бұрын
@@falcodarkzz how foolish do you have to be to think this is scripted?
@falcodarkzz
3 жыл бұрын
@@nateg4008 Lol....It’s not scripted, but it’s clearly played up. Both men know what they’re doing, or do you think Harrison Ford really threw Jordan’s lego millenium falcon to the floor?
@Sandra_aschenbach_doyle
5 жыл бұрын
The way he was attacking the fucking color of the phone case was so pathetic.
@carstereobandits
Ай бұрын
When 'Yes And' turns into 'No Fuck You'.
@danthadon87
4 жыл бұрын
49:50 best part
@varshneydevansh
Ай бұрын
Best
@stricky345
Жыл бұрын
Are there more uncut versions of these skits?
@rollwithdynamite
5 жыл бұрын
man id hate to be the third wheel at this dinner table...
@100pcRenewables
5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@ChłódPoranka
3 жыл бұрын
You virtually are. thanks to technology🙏
@SouthShoreAquatics
5 жыл бұрын
He's insane
@alexsampson7543
5 жыл бұрын
Whats wrong with Jordan, he seems to have a superiority complex
@multiplemike
5 жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with Jordan. This is Jordan.
@rcrichard8969
4 жыл бұрын
@@multiplemike He does have a lot of social problem. He doesn't have any friends.
@karlscher5170
2 жыл бұрын
Aspergers or something
@mark9294
4 ай бұрын
@@rcrichard8969it’s a persona 🤦
@Chris000279
10 ай бұрын
I'm in hell!!!! Im in hell right now!!! thank you!!!!
@anelemasuku243
3 жыл бұрын
this began very fun. the end became very sad
@multiplemike5021
3 жыл бұрын
This is the truth of the relationship.
@Crowwtf
5 жыл бұрын
i love this guy ool
@PunkProfess0r
3 жыл бұрын
Btw....watching this whole thing, this is the first time I can say I find Jordan Schlansky to be genuinely pompous and annoying.
@davidporter671
2 жыл бұрын
Two. And men. Both of those things are true.
@dbog5214
Жыл бұрын
any more of this "uncut" stuff?
@GuessWhooou
4 жыл бұрын
The unfortunate thing is that I'm like Jordan in real life
@valsan1323
5 жыл бұрын
Jordan got owned
@starsroof_1633
4 жыл бұрын
wow conan looked quite affected by some stuff jordan said.
@kieranhayag9107
4 жыл бұрын
28:40 Domo Arigato...
@Vast17
3 жыл бұрын
10:00 uh, Hong Kong actually. You should know this , Jordan ... from your database.
@abtin9897
4 жыл бұрын
Ohio is also a state 😂
@El_Ucca
4 жыл бұрын
This is mostly not an act. They have not rehearsed and there are only a few comments from the camera men. This is almost totally improvised. You can clearly see from Conan's face, that he is not acting. Many times he is cleary pissed and irritated. I mean i find this very funny in a small dosage, but after this over a hour long video, i really feel for both of them. Conan insults with a humor, Jordan many times just insults because he does not know what he says. Like a child. But as an adult, his words could destroy a person. But i still like him as he is not an evil person.
@unhommequicourt
11 ай бұрын
They actually are acting
@axelorsal9583
8 ай бұрын
1:05:21 when you resorted to Ad Hominem argument you know you are losing.
@whateverimake9350
5 ай бұрын
33:41 wtf jordan exposed conan so much it feels like a violation
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