Redd is one of the all time greats! He is lost to the last 2 generations pretty much. Anyone who likes great comedy has to love Redd Foxx. No matter what the material is, this man is just friggin' funny. Live on Redd!
@ViewtifulRain
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: Man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient
@smacksam
13 жыл бұрын
confucius say crowded elevator smells different to midget :)
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
And the one who gets out last-:)
@bleumann9774
10 жыл бұрын
Confucious say.....Man who go sideways through turnstile at airport going to Bangkok.
@BIGBLOCK5022006
9 жыл бұрын
Confucius say girl who sit on Judges lap get honorable discharge.
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
What about a president‘s lap?
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
Or a laptop?
@jonjon6422
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jonjon6422
3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@hunclemike
13 жыл бұрын
Also say "Man who pass gas in church must sit in his own pew"
@Wonderbread8909
13 жыл бұрын
Confucius say Baseball a lie, man with four balls cannot walk
@rickcole6990
Ай бұрын
My nephew eats, breathes and sleeps baseball,, I'll have to tell him your saying!
@BIGBLOCK5022006
9 жыл бұрын
Confucious say... It take many nail to build crib, and one screw to fill it.
@jacobniec7028
10 жыл бұрын
Confucius say...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
@get-the-lead-out.4593
6 жыл бұрын
hey that's not a confucius say.... that's just pure logic ;o)
@jaywad8876
3 жыл бұрын
I get it lol
@BananaBanzaiii.
3 жыл бұрын
Mmm yes, very wise.
@stevenedward9872
10 жыл бұрын
man who stand on toilet, is high on pot
@DiceEsque
9 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: Butcher who backs into meat grinder, gets a little behind in his orders...
@FPSGHoST808
11 жыл бұрын
Confucious say man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion
@get-the-lead-out.4593
6 жыл бұрын
Confucius say man who drop watch in toilet, he get crappy time
@t.c.bramblett617
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
@dehcoehco9592
12 жыл бұрын
confucious say: it takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it
@jeremymagee2094
4 жыл бұрын
Woman who sits on judge's lap receives honorable discharge.
@pbcmusicguy
10 жыл бұрын
Confucius also say... Man with feet planted firmly on ground has hard time getting pants off.
@davidplatt11
4 жыл бұрын
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. Hahaha! That's my new favorite response to people who push my buttons.
@briantunzi3535
9 жыл бұрын
Confucius say , Man who goes to bed with itchy butt , Wakes up with brown fingers !
@jaywad8876
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@CoCre8ors
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hashimnasser1
12 жыл бұрын
confucius say: squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.. omg i wet myself
@tadanotheturtle212
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: If a man drops his watch in a toilet, it means that he will have a shitty time
@jaywad8876
11 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andrewmontgomery4693
7 жыл бұрын
Confucius say,man with hands in pockets,not necessarily feeling crazy,but feeling nuts.
@rukus1210
12 жыл бұрын
man who run in front of car get tired.......man who run behind car get exausted
@doobs930069
3 жыл бұрын
This is underrated in this comment section.
@gnarlywv
10 жыл бұрын
man who drink fifth on fourth not likely to come forth on fifth.
This is some old school Foxx. One of the greats of comedy history Id say. Without him, potentially we may not have had Pryror, Carlin maybe, Eddie Murphy, who always gave his props to Pryor for influence. Redd Foxx was fuckin awsome!
@CrankyxPants
9 жыл бұрын
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
@nicholasloubser7192
3 жыл бұрын
Confucius says If your girlfriend starts smoking, you are going to fast
@hemispace641
6 жыл бұрын
Confucius Say... 2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 rights make a left...
@njb1126
4 жыл бұрын
Confucius say man who hammers table together not screwing around
@drohegda
8 жыл бұрын
Confucius say:Women who fly plane upside down, have crack up!
@briank06261973
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
Have a done a Pew Research to be sure? -:)
@CoCre8ors
3 жыл бұрын
Confucius also say man with hole in pocket feels Cocky
@stopmotionproductions1832
7 жыл бұрын
Confucios say, you can all, hold these fortune cookies!
@chrischristopher1312
5 жыл бұрын
Did my dad really comment on this video 100 times?
@shermanhatch5881
8 жыл бұрын
Confucius say I love the song time after time !
@baggywhiskers
5 жыл бұрын
Confucius say...Electrician who fart outside has brown out.
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
4 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: If an Nvidia factory is currently not on fire,it *WILL* be on fire
@Wartypenis
12 жыл бұрын
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
or has an aim-:)
@blackg1023
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣... r.i.p to the legend
@irvinemuscle
12 жыл бұрын
Redd Foxx was funny, even before his "Sanford & Son" days he was known as a great stand-up, but could be very very dirty....but funny. RIP
@ericblakely8309
11 жыл бұрын
Confucious say.....Man who goes to sleep with sex problem on mind, wakes up with solution on hand.
@ХариПотъра
3 жыл бұрын
If your bill is 10 $ then you can pay 10. $
@TheDarkSpecter00
12 жыл бұрын
As Krusty would say... God rest his smutty soul!
@Kholdie
11 жыл бұрын
Also say Confucious, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
@andrewmontgomery4693
7 жыл бұрын
Confucius say,woman like wok,must get hot,before throw in meat.
@merikishtar
11 жыл бұрын
awesome upload foxx is a monster more please
@james5150365
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius Say.... better to sleep with old hen then pull it. Confucius also say...panties not best thing in world but next to it. Love Red Foxx!
@colewchannel
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say he swallow Scrabble tile. Next crap could spell disaster.
@jake9565270
3 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: Kastang, you’re busted
@SoCoolScience
7 ай бұрын
Confucius say: when mosquito lands on testicle, dont swat it
@259
7 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
@cork6d
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at dance may be dandelion in bed.
@slakinsam
3 жыл бұрын
Confucius say Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose
@scatbandit
12 жыл бұрын
awesome play on words
@mangosope6170
4 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: You can all hold these fortune cookies!!
@adamtereska8734
26 күн бұрын
Confucius say, couple who make live on rolling rock, leave no stone unturned.
@lewars1912
12 жыл бұрын
Confucius Say: Chinese couple who have white baby, name it "Sum Ting Wong."
@seanryan3020
Жыл бұрын
Confucius also say, "Man with hand in other man's pocket not feeling himself."
@richardwilcoxen8355
2 жыл бұрын
Man who go thru turnstile sideways probably going to Bangkok...lol
@0421072
6 жыл бұрын
Better late than never!
@johnnynbk
4 ай бұрын
Confucius day, Man without girlfriend often come in handy.
@alexsm3882
Жыл бұрын
Confucius say it's good for girl to meet boy in park but it's better for boy to park meat in girl.
@jsutherman
12 жыл бұрын
Confucious say: It is good for boy to meet girl in park.... But better for boy to park meat in girl.
@brandywooldridge1400
12 жыл бұрын
confucious say man who stand on toilet is high on pot
@johnnyjameson3641
6 жыл бұрын
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
@generalphrenic
13 жыл бұрын
Confucious say 7 day honeymoon make hole week
@thingsforsummer3185
11 жыл бұрын
this is wrong!!!! i
@blipsmann1985
2 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger!!!! Confucius say: man who has sex with woman on the ground have piece on earth!!!! Confucius say: man who walks behind cranked car gets exhausted!!!!
@iboughtathing2001
Жыл бұрын
Man who chew lightbulb, sharts shards all day!
@robnalu6436
2 жыл бұрын
2022 LOL Aloha~~ from Hawaii~~ 🤙🤙
@mhfutotalmaster
12 жыл бұрын
confucius say! you go to jail bad boi!
@93manifest
14 жыл бұрын
Madvillainy 2Madlib is a Genius.
@BigKennyT666
13 жыл бұрын
LOL I MISS REDD FOXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@demisemedia
10 жыл бұрын
Confucius say, in future red foxx come up with better quotes than i.
@thatmanbolt6843
6 жыл бұрын
DemiseMusic&Entertainment Catch up ,son
@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
13 жыл бұрын
a comedy pioneer
@morgansimpson9374
3 жыл бұрын
Confucius say... man who pump cream into tart is not necessary baker
@marcuschapman8083
10 жыл бұрын
this is funny
@marysprouse6418
3 жыл бұрын
confucius say, man who stands on back of toilet...high on pot.
@andrewmontgomery4693
7 жыл бұрын
Confucious say,epileptic have fit in soapy bath,put in dirty cloth and socks.
@malicexcx
13 жыл бұрын
@daffydoug Its old, when he was young. He has albums from way back when.
@wheresmyirishwhiskeytullam4326
8 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.
@JonMow
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius Say "i am confus"
@FLAME4564
10 жыл бұрын
LOL xD
@TheKrannyMaster
12 жыл бұрын
Confucius say, "man who goes to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
@seymourfatboy
11 жыл бұрын
Confucius say take many nail to build crib; take one screw to fill it.
@majorproduction3990
2 жыл бұрын
Represent the old senior jen
@drohegda
8 жыл бұрын
could anybody tell me the one Redd is saying about boy on rock ,i cannot make out do to the audio what he is saying? Thank You
@samuelanderson9430
5 жыл бұрын
Confucius say squirrel on rock, crack nut. Boy who on crack rock nut.
@BananaBanzaiii.
3 жыл бұрын
Confucius says : The fool argues, while the wiseman portrays them as a soyjak
@gmolinari2513
4 жыл бұрын
Why noone comments this is flipwilson not reddit fox
@IronWoode
4 жыл бұрын
it's Redd Foxx and I have the album this is off of: Racy Tales (Also released as The New Race Track) (1959)
@marcemellowmusic
11 жыл бұрын
Confucious say: very confussion
@Bidmartinlo
4 жыл бұрын
Wisdom 30!
@FadeAway277
13 жыл бұрын
rucka brought me here
@lpadua11
13 жыл бұрын
lol lol
@mileycyrus1844
8 жыл бұрын
lol
@smittyboy
12 жыл бұрын
#CLASSIC
@Clubcarxrt1550
12 жыл бұрын
Haha 3:20
@FLAME4564
11 жыл бұрын
xD amen to that.
@GrahamTurner117
10 жыл бұрын
So laugh I forgot to funny !!!
@gnehzeey
14 жыл бұрын
Freedom of expression is a good thing. But freedom of expression with low tastes is like restroom relief. It stinks. Those in the bathroom may not mind it due to loss of sensitivity until they walk outside and smell some fresh air.
@bigdoggstatus99
7 ай бұрын
Not Confucius say: Man who walk path with nose in air not realise lingering stink come from own moccasin. Edit: Happy Year of the Dragon. I hope you're out there doing well, 13yrs and noone else commented...amazing😂
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
@@bigdoggstatus99 but the ones behind him are obliged to cover their noses and remark: “holy moly what a stink is this guy emitting?!” 😆
@gnehzeey
7 ай бұрын
great truths are often left to the archaeologists, aren’t they? “ 🤣 a great dragon new year to you as well! Remember how Laozi compared Confucius to the dragon ha! Cheers!
@360Warlock
11 жыл бұрын
Niggacius™ Says Shit Rolls Down Hill , But if Have Stomach Flu It Usually Runs
@andrewmontgomery4693
7 жыл бұрын
Confucius say,woman who flies plane upside down,will have crack up.
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