The fact that the camera is anchored to the boat (no pun intended) instead of being held by someone or hanging from something really makes this video look strange. It just looks like everything starts leaning for no reason on a completely stable vessel.
@grey3414
3 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking the cam is attached to some sort of tripod that has suction so it can stay on whatever surface it's on.
@gruisman
3 жыл бұрын
@@grey3414 thats what he said 😂👍
@diabl2master
3 жыл бұрын
Wow well noticed wow
@goommenter
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. That's why many people get seasick.
@bobcostas6272
3 жыл бұрын
@@gruisman nice
@muhammadamirhamzah6477
3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't even disappointed when the food fell. He's just like "welp there goes my lunch".
@0_0-m8i6f
3 жыл бұрын
sigh "time to lick the wall again"
@adamgray1753
3 жыл бұрын
The wall tastes like snozzeberries, spaghetti, and some other meals from last week, @@0_0-m8i6f.
@donaldkwan1955
3 жыл бұрын
Thats why they have females on board, breast milk
@5Ci0N
3 жыл бұрын
Oh it didn't go to waste..
@fjp9
3 жыл бұрын
you get use to it. no use getting mad or sad over it.
@Perry_The_Platypus.2
3 жыл бұрын
he really can do Michael Jackson smooth Criminal tilt.
@Lynn-ip9sh
3 жыл бұрын
hehe! ;)
@kcindc5539
3 жыл бұрын
I’d totally be down for asking “are-you-ok?” if he’s cool with being called “Annie” for the rest of the trip…
@12kgoldenjax87
3 жыл бұрын
ye
@rebekah628
3 жыл бұрын
I love that I was thinking that exact same thing and I look down to see your comment! 🤣
@dirtyddredd5524
3 жыл бұрын
I came here just to look for this comment
@JustAboutAnything66
5 жыл бұрын
Looks like me cooking breakfast after staying up all night drinking.
@AutobahnSean
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@waroshoking5515
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@collumjiggas
3 жыл бұрын
*all morning
@kelvinthomas9060
3 жыл бұрын
Like you would wake up to eat breakfast 😅
@theapproachingstorm2133
3 жыл бұрын
It looks to me like they are designed to have a lip so they dont just fall out. Wouldn't know never been on a sailing vessel
@atultormad8133
3 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace who ever is in the bathroom.....
@Marjannuel
3 жыл бұрын
Rip captain
@lancermaza6726
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve tried shitting once during storm on a boat, it won’t come out lol
@blessedera8810
3 жыл бұрын
Rest in piss. ftfy.
@xanderjames8682
3 жыл бұрын
S%itstorm
@four-twenty4205
3 жыл бұрын
Pissy turd water all over his cheeks
@ExternusArmy
3 жыл бұрын
I’m nervous watching this with all those plates in the cabinet.
@CK30585
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly... my eyes were on them too
@GIitchclan12
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty cool actually, see those wooden bits on the side? They go about 3/4th of the way up so you pick up the plate or bowl to there and then out, pretty ingenious design for a boat proof storage.
@monsesh1316
3 жыл бұрын
@@GIitchclan12 You can also rotate the plate vertical to get it out right?
@dylanrogers9712
3 жыл бұрын
They can’t fall out, you have to pick it up and turn it sideways
@nathandiaz3446
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being nervous because you don't understand basic physics
@wanderingwade8877
3 жыл бұрын
It's videos like this that make it impossible for me to get anything done. I've fallen down the internet rabbit hole again.
@Sheikah_Architect
3 жыл бұрын
Those couple dozen of minutes that KZitem went down at the end of last year/ beginning of this year were incredible lol
@carlingo1463
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sheikah_Architect i was playing csgo so i never knew thanks, it is a tradition for me and my friends to play csgo at new year
@Oscar-xs9cv
3 жыл бұрын
About as productive as cooking in a boat like that
@MiniNinja258
3 жыл бұрын
Not just the videos the comments too 😂😂
@radioactivepotato2068
3 жыл бұрын
3am. You're hammered. But the thought of mac and cheese wont go away.
@MetalDave92
3 жыл бұрын
0:41 you turn around to tell your homie it ain't happening
@ananthakrishnan8484
3 жыл бұрын
There should be magnetic clamp stations invented for kitchen ware, I can just imagine a knife flying around in room during storm.
@Drojah
3 жыл бұрын
There are magnetic knife racks
@KumaBean
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, the random flying knives are half the fun of cooking when at sea in a storm 👌
@peters2928
3 жыл бұрын
Magnetic knife racks are great until you grab one and a different one falls. Severed a nerve on my hand that way.
@Drojah
3 жыл бұрын
@@peters2928 ouch
@zdw306
3 жыл бұрын
Velcro
@davidduma7615
3 жыл бұрын
When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin' "Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"
@lewasil
3 жыл бұрын
Oh, I just posted that too. I was surprised not to see more references to that line in the song. XOXOXO. Great minds......
@lxc647
3 жыл бұрын
Here's your sunny side up egg. served on the kitchen wall.
@Seemstazz
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just sittin' here waiting for that onion to go flying
@PedroLopez-ep5fq
3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: No one has ever succesfully put together a meal on that kitchen.
@downbeat110
3 жыл бұрын
they have to get a new crew every 4 months because the old crew dies from starvation
@hollanderson
3 жыл бұрын
@@downbeat110 I need this as a professional skit asap
@derpnibnib1695
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 I agree!
@BiLLy_0719
3 жыл бұрын
But he did
@chaozboy9482
3 жыл бұрын
not true, Gordon Ramsay did on caboose Horrors Episode 2
@richskater
3 жыл бұрын
In college I took a 1 credit course during spring break that included a trip to Ireland. While there we studied Yeats, Swift, and Bishop Berkeley. During the trip we traveled via boat over to Inishmore for a bike ride. During the boat ride everyone in the group flopped around like they had never stood on 2 legs before. Then there was me, sturdy as could be, just riding the waves with my legs. So many people asked how I was able todo it. I repeated several times that ride - "use your legs like shocks on a car, it's all in the knees". Despite my advice, they all stood straight legged and continued to bounce off each other. Fun trip.
@DoctorNemmo
3 жыл бұрын
That's the way ! The only con is that once you get off the boat you get land sick.
@mccademiller1376
3 жыл бұрын
You’re a natural, born with sea legs.
@SquidzillaZ
3 жыл бұрын
That specific boat ride was the only time in my life I ever felt motion sickness. It was storming pretty good...
@ericvenne9217
3 жыл бұрын
I never thought about something as simple as preparing and cooking a meal in rough seas. Damn thats a smooth criminal lean!!
@Holycryptonite47
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He actually is at his boat themed home and just wanted to show everyone that he can do the MJ tilt...but sideways.
@w_ldan
3 жыл бұрын
What a chad
@az90azaaaa
3 жыл бұрын
.... no stop it
@Shellackle
3 жыл бұрын
And when he does it everything in his house does it too
@christins.1481
3 жыл бұрын
Don't be cooking a chicken during this. Crew mate my Dad was working with done this. Caught a kitchen fire on the floor cause the grease went out the oven. Upon hearing this story, me and my brother were at this guy's house, he was drunk and said he was gonna cook for us. Me and my brother wanted to watch him cook in thinking he may catch his own kitchen on fire. He delivered. Stove caught on fire. Flames high. He's trying to battle the flames with a lid. It was hilarious. So when you're in this type of situation. Don't be cooking a chicken.
@uslsuspect
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I always order from PortDash when I’m out there.
@bipolarpaparazzi4204
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Sader2
3 жыл бұрын
Good thing about this is that when the bowl fell it did not hit the floor so you dont haveto wash it
@aidensnew8562
3 жыл бұрын
okay but on real note how fcking hard is that ship listing o.o wtf
@luknowit475
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah a ship that big (it has to be pretty big to have a kitchen that size) listing that much is pretty crazy
@EightDazed
3 жыл бұрын
I deckhanded on a tugboat with a galley a little larger than that. Not by much. That tug was only 151'. Which is not small.. but 12-16ft waves will def put your turds in your trousers
@mgt1429
3 жыл бұрын
In that circumstance I'd probably just pour myself a bowl of cereal and call it dinner.
@christopherrogers303
3 жыл бұрын
When you try to pour the milk but it goes sideways...
@88997799
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I like the microwave.. 2:00 and ready to eat.
@ch1nooks593
3 жыл бұрын
When you cookin and the bowl falls sideways 😳
@iei2781
3 жыл бұрын
The onion is me clinging on to my barely held together life
@floridaman8136
5 жыл бұрын
Soon enough this will have 9 million views, trust me.
@boo7948
3 жыл бұрын
hi everyone
@anshagrawal6289
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@PurpleRanger69
3 жыл бұрын
@You're Sheep do you feel cool now?
@roycerambo6339
3 жыл бұрын
If there was a cat or kitten involved it would probably have more views by now
@Lemonyxs
3 жыл бұрын
i give up- its been a year but ehh.. *Hopes*
@wazsam2723
3 жыл бұрын
That WELP at the end is hilarious!
@josephdavis4956
3 жыл бұрын
It's quite entertaining to tilt your phone and keep him stabilized as the boat moves, makes it seem as though we're messing with him 😆
@paul7608
3 жыл бұрын
If it were not for the title, i'd think he was doing some gangster lean. This would be the perfect place to do the Michael Jackson forward lean.
@MrSlanderer
3 жыл бұрын
Has no one developed special kitchenware for sea vessels? Maybe use steel prep tables bolted to the floor, and all bowls/plates/utensils each have small magnets to keep them on the table.
@calebjanus2000
3 жыл бұрын
Do it.
@luhaarunk3085
3 жыл бұрын
Spontaneous me: Damn, the wind blew away his plate and the food. Brain, 1 second later: No silly, it was gravity.
@caseyhamm8822
3 жыл бұрын
the ending sold it for me. definitely a “watch til the end” type video
@oddynuff6516
Жыл бұрын
The way hes unbothered by the boat being side ways and keeps tryna make his food 😂hes living my actual nightmare and hes just like "dang my food"
@StoneCoolds
3 жыл бұрын
Now i know why crews respect their cheff so much lol
@Ojb_1959
3 жыл бұрын
I can 100% relate. My brother and I worked on supply vessels for Lytal Marine based out of Lockport Louisiana in the 70s. Two weeks on and one week off. Rough seas makes everything rough but being a deckhand/engineer was a great experience right out of high school. 🌊🤙🏼🎣
@swoops223
3 жыл бұрын
To bad good jobs like that nowadays all want you to have a physics degree and 3 masters degrees and 20 years experience, just to make 25$/hour.
@damsonn
5 жыл бұрын
When you still drunk in the morning after a dench party trying to prepare a breakfast.
@rei.sawamura5624
3 жыл бұрын
I get seasick, so just looking at it made me nauseous. I have the utmost respect for all of you who live on the ship. I hope you take care of yourselves and do your best.
@invadrjim
3 жыл бұрын
recipe instructions: cook carrots at 350 degrees at 70 degrees me, a dog: bark
@APAstronaut333
3 жыл бұрын
That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen
@wickedvideowatcher
3 жыл бұрын
Brings to mind the line in the song The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald: :the old cook came on board sayin' 'fellas, it's too rough to feed ya'".
@TrollHiddenCave
3 жыл бұрын
I can picture it now the captain's like we have terrible weather Johnson go prepare a five-course meal! Johnson : duhh ok boss dee daa Dee durr
@BimmerWon
3 жыл бұрын
I just hate it when I wake up in the morning sober but the ship is still drunk.
@snailvr6274
3 жыл бұрын
"Fuck it we eating tomorrow"
@alexc2194
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect ending.
@thefiendletmein1236
3 жыл бұрын
he was like: Aah shit, here we ho again🚶🚶
@johnhickersantilan4295
3 жыл бұрын
The best way to cook while dancing at the same time.
@Nysvarth
3 жыл бұрын
Literally how I cook when I get home from the pub
@TheCoppoy
7 күн бұрын
You're not cooking lunch, you're catching it!
@abdelellahmarroun5529
3 жыл бұрын
His lives in a trailer and thats when the driver turns
@Phlebas
3 жыл бұрын
"Well, looks like we'll be having hard tack for breakfast today, mates"
@karlm127
3 жыл бұрын
It takes a special people to be out there, tough as fuck. All the best, cheers.
@powerpc127
3 жыл бұрын
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, A smooth mixing bowl.
@Hana1LuLu
3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: watch this on your phone and tilt it so its like he's moving according to your phone. Not only does is give you insight into the sheer tilt he's standing on, its really funny
@shijoejoseph2011
7 ай бұрын
Handsome man! And the way that little plate just took off...
@wholesomedegenerate869
3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that this dude is the one tilting and not the vessel, and he's just throwing things around
@janselkennethtolentino8269
3 жыл бұрын
Damn that bowl went flying lmao
@petervlcko4858
3 жыл бұрын
One of the funnest thing I saw lately. Just man and the sea.
@moisesm9602
3 жыл бұрын
0:25 That bowl was like "NOPE NOT DEALING WITH THIS BYE"
@SpaceTimeManipulatorSTM
3 жыл бұрын
That shrug at the end was so relatable. I feel like my life is like this every day and I feel like shrugging that way constantly.
@robertschreckenbach596
3 жыл бұрын
He really pulls of that Adam Sandler look at the end when he turns towards the camera and shrugs his shoulders! Lol
@Marcc93
3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else watch this after watching the cooking on rough seas video that they clicked on after watching the wave crash through a restaurant window video?
@GODTAPP
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf yes
@fake_tourist
3 жыл бұрын
no
@_JoeVer
3 жыл бұрын
wave crash, yes. cooking, no xD
@benttwisted210
3 жыл бұрын
Don't lie, you know you were getting your "lean" on! 😂
@BrutalCarnage
3 жыл бұрын
when it's 3 in the morning, you're drunk, but you still got to eat
@sadhu7191
3 жыл бұрын
That be me sober in morning I wake up like my ass got beat
@sir_ladykiller1803
3 жыл бұрын
Its actually just 3am drunk af in the kitchen not even on a boat lmao
@jamesy3722
3 жыл бұрын
The silence and the wind and culturally clacking is an eerie atmosphere combined with the distorted tilt in reality
@christianchan8642
3 жыл бұрын
Hello everyone, this is YOURRR daily dose of internet
@elitecombine5373
3 жыл бұрын
The sea really didn't want those spices.
@gsync4904
3 жыл бұрын
I got seasick just by watching this video!
@pizzagui2pizza437
3 жыл бұрын
Dude got the most chill attire on
@theasianradiooperator
Жыл бұрын
Everything on the boat I was on for a while, everything on the boat in the galley was metal in case it slides into the flame on the cook top. Where were you transiting?
@lasseschwarz609
Жыл бұрын
North Atlantic
@mrmrgaming
3 жыл бұрын
When he goes for a pee. "Ok,.....wait..no, no, no, no, noooooo"
@chefdan87
3 жыл бұрын
I was a cook on a ship that routinely made her way up to the Bering sea. I was in charge of the o-mess cooking for the officers and captain. One day we were in especially bad weather and the captain came in for breakfast and i swear just to mess with me he asked for a loaded egg white omelet with NO OIL.... If he wasn't the captain i would have told him he could take that request and shove it.
@oomphhfreak
3 жыл бұрын
"honey, food ready in 5 minutes." *5 minutes later* *wave comes and everything falls down* "you could just said it, that you don't like my cooking skill."
@skatelog8047
3 жыл бұрын
give it another year or two. Eventually the algorithm WILL bring us together, on exactly this random video. Mark my words 04/13/21
@jebbush3130
3 жыл бұрын
@@jesusacevedo1875 huh?
@singingshelf834
3 жыл бұрын
@@jesusacevedo1875 next year moron
@evilsWa
3 жыл бұрын
But will people still be impressed and commenting on “tHuH aLgOrItHm” by then?
@prozak715
3 жыл бұрын
Theres a comment like this on every video eventually one will get it right.
@TheSCPStudio
3 жыл бұрын
@@evilsWa bruh, people have been commenting on the fact that new videos have more likes than views since it started happening around 2007. People will never stop commenting on the algorithm. You just gotta realize that KZitem has some pretty simple minded people who are impressed by arbitrary things.
@AdrianaBarron1
3 жыл бұрын
Having your sea legs are no joke.
@allanmichael1626
3 жыл бұрын
When the plate flew off I almost died laughing
@typoriver3651
3 жыл бұрын
I was on a small scalloper when a mini rogue wave hit. Most free standing stuff is sitting in an inch deep hole in the counters but that wave made everything fly right out. A coffee maker jumped and flew at me and shattered. Thank goodness it was old coffee 'cause I got doused in it! Cleaning up broken glass isn't fun though with everything sliding everywhere
@skie6282
3 жыл бұрын
Pro tip, hang the stove and counter from ropes from the ceiling that way it always stays level, as a boat i can confirm it works
@Faesharlyn
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you could bolt cleats to the floor to tuck your toes under so it's easier to balance when the deck shifts?
@colorfulbudbuddah271
3 жыл бұрын
for some reason this 44 sec make me laugh none stop
@curlyhairdudeify
3 жыл бұрын
He loos at us at the end like what can I do you guys... 1 close the windows.
@ichewwie
3 жыл бұрын
what cooking breakfast feels like after spending the whole night drinking
@jusjos1970
3 жыл бұрын
He just gave up at the end
@lasseschwarz609
3 жыл бұрын
Well i dont 😅
@currier207
28 күн бұрын
“Fellas, it’s too rough to feed ya”
@GreenSlug420
3 жыл бұрын
That one dream when you are trying to fight lmao
@invisiblefiddle1645
3 жыл бұрын
All those dish utensils must be magnetized. Coool
@klonoa_thecabbitanimations2515
3 жыл бұрын
Gex - “Captain there are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny.”
@edp9811
3 жыл бұрын
Why not have swinging tables or magnetic surfaces?
@DevineInnovations
3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: He's not on a boat. He has a poltergeist.
@yummyklown9226
3 жыл бұрын
It's 3 am....you're drunk...but you're hungry.
@donaldnelson171
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that's funny. I thought working on the river was bad. Boy was I wrong.
@rened1232
5 жыл бұрын
It's Smooth Criminal on the rough seas. 😂
@sheilabowers3091
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah , Dude has it on lock !!!! That's freaking awesome !!!
@andrewleahan
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely a ghost ship 🚢
@leogendary133
3 жыл бұрын
Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, Annie? Annie, are you ok!? *Are you ok, Annie* !? You've been hit by. You've been struck by a Smoooth Criminal! He-he
@a64738
3 жыл бұрын
I experienced that my 3 liters of water sliding down from the cooker while in harbor because of to much waves... Also with that boat in rough seas it would be impossible to do this at all as everything would be literally flying (including you if you did not hold on to something).
@jarca9591
3 жыл бұрын
This is me when I wanted to eat noodles late at night 😂
@colorado841
3 жыл бұрын
What is actually happening: He is on a space ship that is travelling past different planets and moons.
@stephenneville7841
3 жыл бұрын
This man has a lot of patience
@lasseschwarz609
3 жыл бұрын
Thank YOU!
@KumaBean
3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if that looks like a lot of fun or complete hell, no chance of simply getting of that ride once you've had enough, lol 🍻
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