@@METAsMETAs ok but i was on about the beginning of the video. something about that song sounds familiar to me
@adonisbballin
7 күн бұрын
Blessed be the lord for delivering to us such delicacies. Thank you, oh glorious king METAs!
@Khan_Miro
7 күн бұрын
No, i refuse!
@sekri0940
8 күн бұрын
If Batman is famous in this world, couldn’t polnareff just make a bat signal
@METAsMETAs
8 күн бұрын
WAIT YOUR FUCKING COOKING
@badguydiablo2742
7 күн бұрын
He might be onto something
@WevibinnN
7 күн бұрын
Hold on.. his writing fire 👀
@roaringthunder115
7 күн бұрын
Let him cook
@MoonwalkMonster
7 күн бұрын
Why didn't Polnareff just use the bat signal? Is he stupid?
@skeepodoop5197
7 күн бұрын
Batman's "no killing" rule really saves his ass against Carne not going to lie lmao.
@KeizerSosebee
5 күн бұрын
Yeah I feel like notorious BIG would be a threat for the entire justice league, dude is crazy
@explosivegrape
4 күн бұрын
@@KeizerSosebee Any green lantern would no diff BIG.
@KeizerSosebee
3 күн бұрын
@@explosivegrape you’re saying that like lantern corps members aren’t completely busted and only limited by imagination
@vanta8975
2 күн бұрын
@@KeizerSosebeenot really most have high enough durability to tank it and just send it to space
@KeizerSosebee
2 күн бұрын
@@vanta8975 if you threw it into space it could theoretically match the speed of the rotation of the earth and come back best way is to slowly freeze it
@mcbadrobotvoice8155
8 күн бұрын
Greenday: “haha the mold will kill you if you are at a lower altitude then me!” Batman: “hehe grapple hook go burrrr”
@parry3439
3 күн бұрын
batarang straight to the noggin
@genesismultiverse4896
3 күн бұрын
Batman: do you know who I am are you stupid I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!
@Cretaceous420
8 күн бұрын
If Batman was in the jojo’s universe no way he’s not learning hamon right
@Xxevvy
7 күн бұрын
he would 100% know hamon
@namejeff7616
7 күн бұрын
i could see batman manifesting his own stand and just not using it because he’d see it as a liability or just simply not needing it
@khadizaanwarjolly5779
7 күн бұрын
@@namejeff7616 same guy that uses tech that is prone to fail wont use the spiritual manifestation of his own willpower huh
@fora1924
7 күн бұрын
@@khadizaanwarjolly5779That's the problem, its still a manifestation of his fighting spirit. And just like everyone knows batman is a bastion of sanity
@thatoneothergamer6158
7 күн бұрын
there's actually a comic book parallel to that: in the DC universe there is obviously magic, long story short Batman is forbidden from learning magic, more likely than not any hamon master would look at bruce wayne and go "hell nah, he's gonna use it for evil or some shit".
@YamaMaharaja
8 күн бұрын
La Squadra: What could you do to us? Batman: Not only pay you better than your Boss.. But offer the best health insurance bundles that's completely covered by me. La Squadra: Tell us where to sign.
@Legend39
7 күн бұрын
unironically sounds like something he would do, just imagine Diavolo asking where tf his gang members went, just to get jumped by them and batman.
@METAsMETAs
7 күн бұрын
You are right you know!
@khadizaanwarjolly5779
7 күн бұрын
@@Legend39 ngl they were this close to jumping him themselves but they couldnt cause yk, golden wind
@diooverheaven6561
4 күн бұрын
"Health insurance bundles" that's most american offer to hire somebody you can say. I mean free healthcare ain't always the best but private healthcare ain't that important, for example in my workplace you can get private healthcare coverage with most things included for ~12,5 $. So yeah it wouldn't be something enticing to most Europeans as that's something already provided plus at least 4 weaks of paid vacations that your boss will force you to take each year as they are legally obligated to do that, unlimited sick leave (unless it's obvious you are just trying to not work), paid mothernity leave (oftenat at least a year) with job security (in most places), in some countries even paid paternity leave (in both cases stipulated time is 100% then extended for 80% at least in my country).
@RoiGBoi
3 күн бұрын
@@diooverheaven6561 It's a better health insurance because you won't get killed in the most horrible way just for asking a raise
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
8 күн бұрын
Batman with his stand prep time might figure out something
@bashamd96
8 күн бұрын
The only question I have is how does he beat Diavolo?
@DarkraiDrive
8 күн бұрын
Bro beat me to it lmao
@Jhazzmiin
8 күн бұрын
@@bashamd96idk but he’s found ways to defeat much stronger opponents
@danendraarkananta9442
8 күн бұрын
batman with hermit purple,,💪💪
@zacharywinn8360
8 күн бұрын
That could actually be cool if it work like paisley parks
@Mister_Shoe
7 күн бұрын
Batman's stand here being basically fear gas and the demonic look it gave him is such a perfect idea
@manupm9161
5 күн бұрын
Sadly he would get into tons of copyright issues with the scarecrow
@Mister_Shoe
5 күн бұрын
@manupm9161 No worries, the localization team will take care of it by renaming fear gas into scary air!
@mugsmcratmin6842
3 күн бұрын
@@Mister_Shoe Not the haunting odor!!!
@Mister_Shoe
2 күн бұрын
@@mugsmcratmin6842 Are you talking about the lingering fight or flight stimulating particles?
@mugsmcratmin6842
2 күн бұрын
@@Mister_Shoe flaccid pancake
@goroakechi6126
8 күн бұрын
I like the idea that, since Batman still has his no kill rule, La Squadra basically gets off Scott free.
@jruler93
8 күн бұрын
It's not that they get off scott free, it's just that they don't get killed. But that's the only mercy they'll be afforded.
@thesymbiotenation.4552
7 күн бұрын
@@jruler93 they won't die... they wish they had died with the amount of broken bones the Dark Knight will give them.
@Gigas0101
7 күн бұрын
@@jruler93 RETIRED.
@goroakechi6126
7 күн бұрын
@@thesymbiotenation.4552 Well, Scott free in that they’ll recover, especially since Melone can probably train baby face to heal them up or something.
@xzavierslater3512
6 күн бұрын
@thesymbiotenation.4552 Proscuitto kept his stand active after getting mangled by a train, he shouldn't do that.
@mcbadrobotvoice8155
8 күн бұрын
Antimobster spray at the ready
@METAsMETAs
8 күн бұрын
I love this😭🤣
@gamecavalier3230
7 күн бұрын
Don't you mean Bat-Antimobster Spray?
@THENemesisXX99
8 күн бұрын
When it comes to the whole fight with Risotto Nero. The only way Batman is getting out of this alive is that Nero is merciful and doesnt go out of his way to kill him. Seeing as how Batman doesnt kill and thus all of Nero's comrades are alive. Thats very likely. Im pretty sure you of all people know that the reason why Doppio survived as long as he did is because Nero was interrogating him and he needed information about Diavolo. By the time Nero put two and two together and Diavolo came to the surface. It was too late and he got fatally shot by Aerosmith.
@Fruge430
6 күн бұрын
There's blood inside the human brain, there's nothing stopping Risotto from just filling your brain with razorblades, killing you instantly. He is absolutely cracked.
@THENemesisXX99
5 күн бұрын
@@Fruge430 Yes I'm perfectly aware of this. That's why I said the only way Batman gets out alive. Is if Nero is merciful.
@kabasidibey5684
4 күн бұрын
@@THENemesisXX99 facts
@handhelder823
3 күн бұрын
Why would he even fight la squadra tho? It's not like they have opposing goals
@handhelder823
3 күн бұрын
@@THENemesisXX99we see him figure out Doppio's identity and he still doesn’t explode Doppio's head. He might not know
@lyricalvarez7919
8 күн бұрын
As the world’s greatest detective, he’d be able to figure out how to take them down on the mafia end after a while. But when it comes to fighting, he wouldn’t be able to do too much sadly.
@tuojiangoman3228
8 күн бұрын
This is the most reasonable guess.
@jruler93
8 күн бұрын
He outboxes most of these guys. Their Stands could be dangerous, but if he ends up with his own Stand, most of them are cooked.
@lyricalvarez7919
8 күн бұрын
@@jruler93 I actually didn’t think METAS would give him a stand… but it definitely makes everything easier. He’s got better hands than most in Jojo.
@Fadednumbers
7 күн бұрын
@@jruler93 except not really most of their stands for faster than them by miles. He’s going to have holes of them and killed easily.
@damonlam9145
7 күн бұрын
Did you forget that despite Batman being the most human he was able to defeat ghosts, magicians and a whole bunch of other supernatural creatures on his own. So I think he’ll manage.
@darioalejandrosirventgarci743
7 күн бұрын
Batman regularly faces and defeats Mr Freeze, and has experience with other ice-based villains like Captain Cold and Killer Frost. Other than freezing on contact, Ghiaccio and White Album aren't anything he hasn't seen before. Plus, we're shown that Ghiaccio still needs to breathe and leaves a hole open for it. With his IQ, as soon as he realizes that, he can just whip out some knock out gas, strong enough to even bring down Super Woman by the way, and finish it off quickly, and even if Ghiaccio could freeze the gas before he inhales it, that would still leave a frozen mist around him blocking his view, and losing sight of Batman is never a good thing.
@Miss_Heed_Lover
7 күн бұрын
I agree. Especially Killer Frost's power level is very underrated, on her own she can give the league trouble for a very short period of time.
@efremvarnadoii2849
8 күн бұрын
I can see a requiem batman stand put someone in a fear lock or give someone such an intense phobia of breaking the law they are forced to be an average citizen
@gaminganimators7000
7 күн бұрын
That makes sense because Batman does want to rehabilitate his foes so a Reqium ability that kinda does that fits him
@tyforestreacts
8 күн бұрын
So basically… In terms of story: It’s an intense thriller, where Batman must employ every skill he has to his advantage, and edge out a win. In terms of power-scaling: DC COMICS SCALING GO BRRRRR.
@METAsMETAs
8 күн бұрын
Yes
@loselot6044
7 күн бұрын
Power scaling wise: Batman is too busted. I mean, cmon, the dude got trained by everyone from Ra' to Santa Claus For having fun storywise: this is an extremely hard fight where Batman barely wins and gets a stand
@demontiming3234
6 күн бұрын
As far as stands there is literally nothing he can do and soon as he confronts a stand user he’s cooked
@worthyedge9307
6 күн бұрын
@@demontiming3234other than kill the stand user... which is probably what would happen lol
@babyblue1443
5 күн бұрын
Are we talking about the same guy who canonically have killed the entire justice league ?? With prep time no fucking stand user is doing anything to that mf remember even the strongest users such as Pucci with universal stands got beat by using simple oxygen poisoning tricks Batman annhilates jojo verse @@demontiming3234
@bigpurplepops
8 күн бұрын
"Black Star Platinum" is something Inever knew I needed. Hood Joatro in the timeline where Joseph never hit bank... (still no dad btw)
@alphayell4598
8 күн бұрын
Ok but would Captain America win the Steel Ball Run race?
@momaLuigi
7 күн бұрын
He has no shot against johnny or valentine
@khadizaanwarjolly5779
7 күн бұрын
captain america when funny valentine out americas him by have scars randomly become the american flag (USA!! USA!! USA!!)
@g.n.a4871
7 күн бұрын
American fuck yeah
@Jsipki265
7 күн бұрын
@@momaLuigiYeah he does like only love train will cause some trouble, but if he’s competing since the beginning of the race he’s killing Valatine.
@manupm9161
5 күн бұрын
Nah, but the ghost rider definitely would beat it
@CyberTiamat
7 күн бұрын
My personal opinion: fuck no. Even if he somehow learned about stands and what every member’s stands do, people like Risotto and Diavolo instantly win for having absolutely broken stands that can kill him instantly.
@SomeRando92
5 күн бұрын
Yeah but metas is pulling a dio from JoJos very straight adventure and... **loud obnoxious slurping noises** sucking off bats.
@masonmackay5483
7 күн бұрын
I never knew I needed a Batman vs Risotto fight so badly. Risotto being able to hide in broad daylight and use a combination of both mid-ranged and close-quarters attacks really parallels Batman's usual way of dispatching criminals, meaning it would almost be like batman is fighting a version of himself. I think this would make for an insane battle of attrition. Great video 👍
@BB-gk4dv
7 күн бұрын
The funniest way to fight risotto would be if Batman adopted him in the middle of the fight as the new Robin
@Monkeyincage
8 күн бұрын
Batman catching Tooru ☠️ or Batman in the steel ball run
@georgegobin1839
8 күн бұрын
Seeing all the crazy stuff Batman does in the comics and with enough prep time Batman could probably take down Tooru!?😅👀🤞🤔🤥
@mralexander4209
8 күн бұрын
@georgegobin Dawg how da hell you out prep calamity 😭. Batman's gonna figure out to make a non-existent bubble lmao.
@georgegobin1839
7 күн бұрын
@@mralexander4209 Because He's Batman!🗿 I don't know bro I just got here!😭😂🤫
@Neuvillete4.6
7 күн бұрын
@@mralexander4209 probably using some gadget that has positive calamity
@Voidinfinitum0
7 күн бұрын
@@georgegobin1839you do realize that prep time is just plot armor but overall the other stuff seems valid as big batman fan myself
@cultofmel
7 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1514">25:14</a> If Doppio can literally vomit razorblades made out of the iron from his own blood and be fine, Batman can definitely do the same.
@givemysundaeback
8 күн бұрын
"Had I been the one you reached first...I would have co-operated. Joining our missions together would make us unstoppable. But that's not how things turned out. I have no resentment of you, but the trail of bodies you walked in on happened to be my family. I trust you understand why I have to kill you, right?"
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
7 күн бұрын
@@givemysundaeback “Funny, I didn’t even kill anyone of your member. Gack.” “Wait really?” “Yeah. Gack…just in hospital. I pay for their speed recovery.” **suddenly scissors disappear allowing Batman to gasp for air again** “I see now. Sorry for jumping you earlier.”
@petrenicolae3282
6 күн бұрын
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ecNero wouldn't really trust his enemy.And nothing says that their treatment would be ended just because he kills Batman.
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
6 күн бұрын
@@petrenicolae3282 But Batman would provide proof he didn’t kill La Squadra member. And who exactly would pay for La Squadra if Batman dies? The boss? Also Batman paying to help the criminal is not something new. Mr Freeze is one. Poison Ivy is the other one. Heck even the Vintriloquist got help to recover.
@petrenicolae3282
6 күн бұрын
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec The hospital bills would still be payed for even after Batman dies,If Nero disposés of the body, and No one finds the body,La Squadra's hospital bills will still be payed,at least until they recover. Batman pays to help criminals but the Ventriloquist is still stuck with Mr.Scarface and Freeze is still no where close to curring Nora.
@petrenicolae3282
6 күн бұрын
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec And proof can be fabricated.
@juliusmims3867
6 күн бұрын
"Not the same Batman from 20 years ago" *Shows 1960's Batman*
@TheGodOfAss
3 күн бұрын
Hamon
@theulmitter5725
3 күн бұрын
"Star Platinum, but instead of time stop, he has prep time" is incredibly funny to me
@Valcorr_122
8 күн бұрын
1980's batman could have a anti-golden experience spray
@handan3786
8 күн бұрын
I love Good Grief for Batman, it is perfect for and true to Batman and his character. This stand perfectly represents Batman making himself a symbol of fear for villains; they see the bat, they brown their pants. Edit: Batman's cowl/binoculars shouldn't work against Risotto's invisibility, as they would probably have some metal in them and Batman would have to discard them.
@didacosred9427
7 күн бұрын
The only real criticism I have of this video is that you don't talk about Batman's gadget's a lot. For simplicity's sake you could've just used his Arkham franchise's utility belt. Against Ghiaccio he could've used the thermal batsuit he gets to defeat Mr. Freeze on Arkham Origins' Cold Cold Heart DLC (If you didn't play it I would recommend, it's insanely good) because there is no real way Batman is casually punching through a block of Ice without breaking his hands and it's not a stretch to say that he would be able to get it since he gets Alfred to ship it to him in just a few minutes. Against Risotto I wouldn't say that Risotto would really fight him,they would just have a conversation on why he is doing this if he doesn't even get anything out of it, Batman would probably even try to help him by getting him and his team a good job at Wayne Enterprises or something like that. Risotto is vengeful but he isn't stupid, he knows that Batman could've easily killed him and his squad without them even knowing he was there. He also knows that they are bad people so Risotto would probably just understand that there is no use in fighting him. You probably wanted them to fight for the sake of the video tho but it's not that bad. IF they had to fight I would see Batman have a lot of problem with Risotto creating stuff inside the Batsuit, honestly I could even see Bruce unmasking to get scissors out of his thoat or something like that. Batman would probably retreat so he could create armor that blocks Metallica's magnetism or something like that. Tho if he stayed untill the end I would probably see him needing to rest for a day or two since fighting Risotto takes a lot from your body. I honestly think that Batman would lose against King Crimson if he stayed for the first time, depending on the environment he wouldn't be able to know how King Crimson works and die, not much to use on an empty room y'know. He either retreats to get more information and ends up stumbling on Polnareff or he creates a gadget that is able to take advantage of Diavolo's "short sightness" by tricking him into a place where he can defeat him. Would also be cool to see a video on "What if Batman tried to track down Diavolo as Golden Wind happened" just to see him interact with Giorno and Bruno. Since Batman can't let Giorno keep the gang even if Giorno's intentions come from a noble place he would either arrest the gang after the events or Batman would let him keep it on the condition he doesn't hurt innocent people. PS: If La Squadra wasn't a group of assassins Batman would team up with them lol
@METAsMETAs
7 күн бұрын
I do agree with you. I’m wanted to talk more about the gadgets, but then I realized through my research he has WAY TOO MUCH. Borderline gag powers at some points. But I was thinking the entire time he has like beginning of Arkham asylum gadgets.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1783">29:43</a>- yeah both Ciocolatta and Secco personality wise are what Batman faces almost everyday with his rogue gallery. Batman to Ciocolatta: I have a feeling you’re Joker with a Stand.
@RipOffProductionsLLC
3 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, if Green Day ends up killing as many bystanders as it did in Golden Wind(and sadly it kinda has to if Batman is going to have a chance of figuring out how it works without getting killed by it), even he's going to be tempted to commit a seven page muda-muda-muda rush on the bastard. EDIT: though on the other hand, I'd imagine that Joker wouldn't get a Stand as blunt and simple as Green Day. I see him getting one of those "weak/useless" Stands that require something clever on the User's part to become terrifying.
@gavout1511
7 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1825">30:25</a> from what I can tell, Giorno entered the boss’s name on a name database, and it tripped a bug that alerted Pol. Basically, the boss would NEVER ask anyone to create such a bug, because that would mean revealing his identity, and the only person who know’s the boss’s identity outside of Diavolo himself is Pol due to his near death experience.
@bruh5_4.
8 күн бұрын
If Batman ever got a stand it whould probably be like the strongest stand for no reason other then than he's Batman. Or his stand is just a stand version of superman who just as strong as the real one.
@gerbbabycare3771
8 күн бұрын
Since he and Jotaro act pretty similar I imagine it would be pretty close to Star Platinum, probably with a shadow ability instead
@loselot6044
7 күн бұрын
I figured his stand would be a suit stand that makes a Batsuit (like White Album)
@chamber_hiro256
7 күн бұрын
I could imagine him having a rohan like stand ngl.
@demontiming3234
6 күн бұрын
@@gerbbabycare3771 not how stands work bro, if he has a shadow ability then his stand wouldn’t be physically strong
@demontiming3234
6 күн бұрын
Batman would honestly have a detective oriented stand like moody blues either that or he would have a suit stand that is his bat suit
@anonymus8729
7 күн бұрын
Batman doesn't beat risotto. Risotto can create blades in Batman's veins. Hes cooked.
@palm_fangz1018
6 күн бұрын
Fr, bro said batman's gonna take his armor off like that matters
@JackgarPrime
7 күн бұрын
Batman taking full advantage of his whole "criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot" concept in this run.
@afrothunder1082
6 күн бұрын
I just wanna see Batman in the backseat asking where Giorno learned to drive😂
@demonkiller8000
2 күн бұрын
Batman uses the pain of his past to help humanity. He uses his grief for good. Good Grief. That's pretty good
@StarMan1051
7 күн бұрын
I think its a little funny that batman could just take off his suit and rest up somewhere as Bruce Wayne while giving himself prep time. During the fight with King Crimson, I also do believe BatMan could simply throw a timed bomb before the time skip so he could figure out whats really happening. (Assuming he knows how long it takes the bombs to detonate.) Kind of similar to Polnareff figuring it out.
@parry3439
3 күн бұрын
batman has no means to defend himself during timeskip. he isn't FTL like silver chariot who used an AOE attack on reaction to even hit Diavolo. the entire thing with King Crimson is, if the prediction shows he dies, he will die. And King Crimson can skip the part where events happened to kill him, leaving only the result.
@StarMan1051
3 күн бұрын
@@parry3439 if you're talking about what I said at the end, I didn't mean he'd throw the bomb at Diavolo. He could throw it on the ground/wall, anywhere. Polnareff figured out the timeskip ability by cutting his hand and seeing the droplets of blood multiply at the end of the timeskip, that's all I meant.
@Malevolence460
8 күн бұрын
Man. I was kinda hoping Bats and Risotto would team up leading to Diavolo dying by Risottos hand (making it canon) but we all know Bruce wouldn’t allow that. Still a phenomenal video nonetheless!!
@carboncombra8824
7 күн бұрын
Imo batmans stand would be named "Shadows follow" based on the Metallica song . One of the riffs references the 60s batman theme too
@____________838
5 күн бұрын
Nah, Black Sabbath/Ozzy’s Paranoid
@irontarkus6955
7 күн бұрын
batmans requim stand Wispering Terror It causes you to view batman as your worst fear/nightmare and forces you to be afraid.
@hadriandwyer2191
7 күн бұрын
I think it'd be cool if it also gave whoever he used it on some sort of stand-related PTSD. Like if the fear was so intense that it comes back every time that you pull out your stand, so effectively he never has to break his no kill rule because it would neutralize stand users
@irontarkus6955
6 күн бұрын
@@hadriandwyer2191 yea it makes you terrified just to activate your own stand and gives you ww2 veteran level ptsd
@ALJ9000
2 күн бұрын
@@irontarkus6955 Small alteration, pacific theater veteran
@digunder14
8 күн бұрын
given batman also regularly has battled mr. freeze. the countermeasures he carries incase of a fight freeze, would work here <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1165">19:25</a> also if i am not mistaken, mr freeze can actually freeze things to absolute 0
@eggegg8526
23 сағат бұрын
Batman: Its over Nero, I have 69000 days of prep time! Nero: *Grows nails inside Batman's balls*
@gladoseon4117
2 күн бұрын
Give Batman like 12 seconds prep time and Passione gets turned into a fine red paste by Batman’s stand: [Prottu Arumoru]
@CloudyDaze
5 күн бұрын
Good Grief in name, concept, and origin is probably the perfect stand for batman. Metas cooked today. COOKED A FEAST!
@DreamAngelYt
3 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="943">15:43</a> Yeah for this fight though, we need a scene of batman confronted with mirror man, and after pretending he was a ruthless demon, tirns around and looks at the mirror to get jumpscated by his own stand.
@dorememe8548
8 күн бұрын
Man’s tickling my special interests. Thanks for the video! I’d actually really love a Batman story that felt like Araki’s writing. It would give us a story that gives us the silliness of campy older Batman stories and marries it to the emotional weight of more gritty modern Batman stories.
@critica77y77
5 күн бұрын
Funny that this came up in my recommended feed; I was actually contemplating writing a Jojo/DC crossover. Only reason I haven’t started is that one of the major plotlines involves the Court of Owls being found out, allowing Funny Valentine to win the presidency in a landslide victory (Steven Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising is his running mate). That’s an important plot line, and I don’t know if it will be well-received.
@digunder14
8 күн бұрын
batman's stand ability would likely have to do with fear, as his whole toolkit is scaring the shit out of villians when he fights them, in an attempt to, to seem like near invincible, borderline supernatural
@deadlynadder0610
7 күн бұрын
Definitely enjoyed this video, it was amazing as a concept and you killed it. Worth every moment of sleep I missed and can’t wait to see more!
@TheReal_N-I-F-F
8 күн бұрын
He'd definitely be able to defeat Passione (The organisation) by giving Gordon info he gathers through his detective work, but the members? No. He might rven figure out Doppios split-personality thing but he'd stand no chance in a fight
@goroakechi6126
8 күн бұрын
He can’t win through detective work. Passione RUNS Italy.
@TheReal_N-I-F-F
8 күн бұрын
@goroakechi6126 If we're going by DC logic, yes he can. Batman beats up corrupt cops and judges lol, if Gordon brings irregular evidence which is later thrown away in court, Batman is coming for the judge too and that fight he'll definitely win.
@goroakechi6126
8 күн бұрын
@@TheReal_N-I-F-F There’s a difference between corruption in the American justice system on a city scale and an entire COUNTRY being run by organized crime. There aren’t international officers to bring him in.
@Le_Critic
8 күн бұрын
The only problem would be I don’t think Gordon has any jurisdiction outside of the country. As well as doing that would put Gordon’s life in danger as someone could send a long distance stand to take him and cops out .
@doorto6152
8 күн бұрын
I’d say Diavolo has an alternative win con by sacrificing his drug trade in order to get Batman off his back. As Batman lacks a motive to take down the gang/boss specifically. Here, the motive is to stop the drugs in Gotham. If Diavolo sacrifices his drugs, Batman will add him to his very long list of “to do”s and focus on other villains.
@thesymbiotenation.4552
7 күн бұрын
So Batman's stand is just the Nightmare Bat from the Arkham games... cool
@XDarksoulX1129
8 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1620">27:00</a> batman and polnareff meet up to talk about teaming up. Talking heads is attached to Batman causing them To fight til they eventually learn of talking heads and take him out.
@Foboki
8 күн бұрын
Finaly, a worthy content!
@izzymosley1970
8 күн бұрын
People thinking Batman's weak because he's just a "normal" human without any powers reminds me of people who's still on unionically think that demon slayer characters are weak because they are also just "normal" humans.
@Miss_Heed_Lover
7 күн бұрын
Underrated coment
@jenochi677
7 күн бұрын
Aint no way hes winning against someone with time manipulation without plot armor get over it
@Miss_Heed_Lover
7 күн бұрын
@@jenochi677 I hope one day you learn English and realize that he didn't say that.
@jenochi677
7 күн бұрын
@@Miss_Heed_Lover im fluent in english lil bro despite it being my second language womp womp
@Jsipki265
7 күн бұрын
@@jenochi677 Only person womping is you bro. Batman is winning against a bum with time manipulation
@juniekazuo6001
8 күн бұрын
We getting Batman with a stand before GTA 6
@Jo-sk6kz
7 күн бұрын
So going off of this trend: How long/short would it take for Batman to figure out Kira's identity, and would he be able to capture and prosecute Kira? Could Batman go against the Ultimate Lifeform? Could Batman stop the Heaven Plan? Could Batman withstand Calamity? Just some ideas to throw your way
@melbaritenko
5 күн бұрын
I enjoy this concept love to see more. Keep it up can't wait to see the end.
@TvMadnessTVSP
7 күн бұрын
A extension on his stands, the shadows can surround areas in darkness and he could move though the shadows like darkness monster.
@Glamador
3 күн бұрын
I can honestly not think of any way for Batman to defeat Risotto or Diavolo. I see him eventually taking down anyone else, but Risotto is an instant one-shot with Predator stealth. Now, Batman has defeated Yautja before, so he has experience with that kind of invisibility, but Nero's ability is instant death as soon as you are in range. He was only defeated by bizarre (ha) circumstance in JoJo's canon. As for Diavolo, well...even a team of stand users couldn't defeat him. He would have defeated Nero if he could have fully manifested King Crimson. His ability is straight hax and only stronger hax was able to take it out. The *only* way Batman or _anyone_ wins is with a requiem stand.
@SecondSonofSettingSun
3 күн бұрын
Bat Paltinium! Za prep time! Black Platinium? Stand power: makes target afraid of itself while seen. Possibly causing heart stroke and if not then it can morph into what the target is the most afraid of. While in fear target cannot get away from the stand and stand can use it's claws, tentacles and multiple jaws to damage the target. When there's no target it morphs into what Bruce is most afraid of as the stand is made of fear. To beat it you need to get over your fear so it has no complete domination over you. Close range stand with tentacles like Hierophant' ones but black. And of course it has Batman's horns/ears (whatever are those)
@Mister_Crimson
8 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="322">5:22</a> RAAHHH PURPLE HAZE FEEDBACK MENTIONED!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A OVA ADAPTATION!?!?!
@METAsMETAs
8 күн бұрын
YOU ARE THE FIRST ONE WHOS GOT IT YESSSSSS
@Mister_Crimson
8 күн бұрын
@@METAsMETAsjust got through the whole video, maybe Spider-Man Vs Stone Ocean or JoJolion could be interesting?
@felipebuenrostro4500
3 күн бұрын
Loved this video. Had no idea you knew so much about modern comics. I walked away learning a lot about Batman! Haha. Thanks for the great vid :)
@mczxs7287
8 күн бұрын
New intro is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
@austinjohnwick4913
8 күн бұрын
With prep time, Nothing is impossible.
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
8 күн бұрын
The problem with prep time is, while you are prepping, the enemy can jump you.
@Gigas0101
7 күн бұрын
Bobobo has the best prep time.
@diminoc4023
Күн бұрын
I hope you do more DC and marvel characters vs anime and JoJo, this video was actually really entertaining to watch
@lowlife_maverick0231
3 күн бұрын
This is a really great video 👍
@ebicgamer4398
6 күн бұрын
You combined two of my favourite series this was a great video please make more!
@poketdoom
4 сағат бұрын
Batman ironically probably would struggle more against risotto than diavolo due to risotto being a living metal detector and countering all his weapons(except hand to hand combat which batman would easily win in though) but itd be risky since risotto can control his weapons and armor
@XDarksoulX1129
8 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="654">10:54</a> what you're invisioning is the Arkham knight endverse Batman using fear toxin
@BrakSplash
7 күн бұрын
*reads title* No *leaves video*
@alexgreer6336
7 күн бұрын
Missed the part where he got a stand?
@BrakSplash
7 күн бұрын
@@alexgreer6336 *reads comment* Yep *leaves*
@hioman
13 сағат бұрын
Another important part about stands is that you have to have one. The stand arrow brings out your dormant stand, but it you don't have a fighting spirit it has nothing to manifest as so you just die from it.
@Mister_Kage
7 күн бұрын
"Could Batman take on ANY Jojo character" no lol
@Miss_Heed_Lover
7 күн бұрын
No, but he defeats many, I would say the majority
@angellara7040
3 күн бұрын
The way you describe the nero fight should mean bats instantly loses. The only reason dappio doesn't die is because nero has no intention of killing him
@supersonicsaga
4 күн бұрын
This was a great video.😀
@pistolmann3608
7 күн бұрын
Goat uploaded W day.
@Darth_Bateman
8 күн бұрын
Oh FUCK no.
@404daisuke
6 күн бұрын
Ma boi Carne...I guess he didint die this time lol , great video , super entertaining !
@88vrcc82
6 күн бұрын
intro is fire aint go lie
@candlure630
8 күн бұрын
No alfred ? But alfred is batman stand
@User_Here414
8 күн бұрын
He's too strong he even beats Superman, he solos
@amalgama-dette1430
2 күн бұрын
La escuadra: boss someone beated the shit out of us Rissoto: me too
@mousmavire7071
15 сағат бұрын
Plot Continuation: good grief has a second ability that makes it able to trap enemies, he didn't kill anyone and just trapped them in good grief's pocket dimension...
@Yami-ip1hj
8 күн бұрын
I love your content wish you a better year for you
@lePirateMan
7 күн бұрын
"debutes wearable stands" Dude, bro, comrade, yellow temperance was literally in part 3
@METAsMETAs
7 күн бұрын
Well you can argue that, I mean like full bodysuits like with oasis and white album.
@kabasidibey5684
4 күн бұрын
great vid
@elcato8126
8 күн бұрын
I think this video was very well made and thoroughly deciphered. While i dont think Batman would beat Diavolo alone - i do think with help and gadgets that he'd be able to beat him over time. That, and the 2nd win con of exposing him could just play into effect.
@ParakeetDSi
3 күн бұрын
This was a fun watch.
@demontiming3234
6 күн бұрын
As far as stands there is literally nothing he can do and soon as he confronts a stand user he’s cooked. He may be able to affect passione but once the boss gets wind of him then he just wouldn’t win because of the the lack of a stand and would end up like Palneref
@danpizza8014
6 күн бұрын
to be fair, Batman get a stand called good grief in this video.
@Sir_Bone-Head
6 күн бұрын
I kinda would've figured that if Batman had a stand it would be a giant bat or a swarm of bats, but the idea it's his cowl is just as fitting. I could almost imagine a requiem ability for him would just put someone into an irreversible state of fear, pretty much like Scarecrow's fear toxin, but worse. I also think it's funny Batman fighting Ghiaccio since he's already dealt with Mr. Freeze, but at least he's reasonable in some capacity. I guess if anything, I'd be curious if Batman would team up with Bucciarati's team at all. Almost feels like that would give him the win hands down, since he could use everyone's abilities strategically, he'd just have to put up with a few of them being a pain in the ass arguably, but I guess that's the great thing about Batman, every version has worked with some unruly character in some way shape or form.
@darioalejandrosirventgarci743
7 күн бұрын
Passione: Everyone, be careful, the stand user that's hunting us could be anyone! *sees a man literally dressed like a bat* Passione:... nevermind, that's him. XD
@EvilParagon4
3 күн бұрын
I feel like Batman's stand would be more about detective power and stuff. Maybe it'd give him a premonition similar to Joseph, or something more intense like Spider-Man's spidey sense, or maybe even something like Eagle Sense from Assassin's Creed that can literally just watch back events and see what happened even if they were hundreds of years earlier. Batman being the world's greatest detective easily sounds like a manifested stand would be able to figure things out. With that kind of powerset, he could never be ambushed and might even intuitively know all enemy stand powers ahead of time, and he might even figure out Diavolo's identity _way_ earlier.
@evilded2
2 күн бұрын
Ive always thought power scaling is just fan fiction for people without skill, good video
@staticmix1493
7 күн бұрын
Good Grief sounds sick!! I'm imagining it kinda like Spawn's cape where it just shrouds around him but can also be used as a weapon
@AleGamesFan
3 күн бұрын
And what would be Batman’s plan to stop a guy who can see 10s into the future? What would he use to stop Diavolo to anticipate all his movements?
@bee-zeesoul1018
5 күн бұрын
Batman’s stand ability having to do with petrifying people with fear is the kind of ability I would attach to Dio’s stand if I didn’t already know what The World’s ability was. And if you think about it, the characters throughout part 3 kind of set it up just for that, because they kept bringing up how they were terrified of Dio.
@tristanthewalrus7496
3 күн бұрын
Now that I stop and think about it "The Batman" from the animated show against La Squadron and Diavolo would go pretty hard
@proximity1105
10 сағат бұрын
Im loving the idea of Batman using his disguise, Matches Malone to pose as a wanna-be member of the gang to Polpon lmao
@shrekatemyonions
3 күн бұрын
Ciocolata and Secco is an interesting fight, since it can range from pretty easy to pretty difficult. It honestly becomes easier if Ciocolata is in a helicopter again, since it gives Batman the chance to deduce that’s the source of the mold and just shoot a rocket or sumn and bring Ciocolata down. On the other hand, Secco’s combo with Ciocolata is very deadly because Secco could appear from right underneath Batman and just pull him into the ground without a chance to react, which would activate Green Day’s mold and potentially just kill him (like what would’ve happened to Bucciarati). For the easiest victory, Batman probably has a few moments from when the mold starts to spread to defeat Ciocolata, which allows him to beat Secco pretty easily afterwards.
@wormsign2637
4 күн бұрын
I feel that with Risotto Nero, in-character Batman would have to talk Risotto into standing down or even swaying to his side. He’d never actually kill any of La Squadra so Risotto isn’t as pissed with him as Diavolo or Bruno’s gang(what are they doing during all this anyway?), and they both share a common enemy in Diavolo(if for different reasons) so Batman may have a chance at talking Risotto down before he suffocates or just dies from Metallica.
@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42
2 күн бұрын
Batman's stand ability here is really really cool It's literally just what Batman would be trying to do anyway but rigged to work on anyone at a high level unless they have enough willpower to break free.
@KamenRider1
2 күн бұрын
Nice work on this. I've been rewatching Vento Aureo and got into this (coincidentally) Now... I wonder how Earth-616 Daredevil (Matt) and/or Wolverine (Logan) would fare in this scenario. P.S.) I also wonder how Terry McGinnis/Batman Beyond would do.
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