SUBTITLES: ___/|\ Act I /|\___ [00:12] Good morning Somalia. Welcome back to 6th street. I rescue orphans, coddle them, save them. I work on 6th street. That's my cousin Alfred, Hi Alfred Hitchcock. I have a question for you... Can brothers and sisters really make love? [Passenger] "Uh, they shouldn't." I mean, I'm sorry about our daughter, but she's not like with six legs or nothing. That's my brother... It's called lust. It's a deadly sin, but I know Lucifer, and he doesn't like that shit. ...Mohammed... I'll praise Allah... (incoherent) ..gets pissed off, huh huh. I feed orphans, is that a bad job? Volunteer for the SPCA and a Muni. [01:34] Bag check... Snipe... Bag check, thank you for showing up... Do you like it here? You got a full meal, right? Right on... (???) [02:10] I want that white car over there, it keeps smoking my daughter. Haw-haw-haw-haw-haw... C, double-u. Channel 12, just updating your morning news... Tsunami origami... [02:49] Hallmark, (???) No, no, no, no, no... (???)... (?) (Bullet?) [03:20] Thanks for the meth amphetamines, I know you cook it. Ok, 25... 55, 55... 55... 55. [03:36] Thank you for your service. Thank you for your platoons. Thank you for your green berets. Thank you for the... (Rad hackers?) [Passenger] I'm not in the military. J, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding... I'm serious, yeh, I'm serious... Just kidding, jus-just kidding... [03:57] Ohh, kay, I see... Yeah, those... (???)... Let's go back home and see where (?) has... Nothing, there was nothing. No power what-so-ever. [04:22] Morning, good morning, how are you, are you Sudanese? Are you Somalia? Just a wild guess. I follow you, I hunt you down and I know you're #1 on America's Most Wanted, updated the file. Nazi... I'm a hardcore Nazi, my father is Hitler. Have you met Ronald Reagan? (???) No missing puppies? Cookie and Lucy?.. Funny, huh? America's Most Wanted, who would know? (Wilkshlar? Yorkshire?) [05:10] I'm not afraid of a white man with red skin. By the look of your shoes, you have no feet... And by the look of the hands of your posture you have no penis, therefore you have no testosterone and can't punish me. You probably have hemmroids..... How do you like it? Justice? Equality? Crack... Somalia, Sudan, Congo, Sudanese, Sudan, Ethiopia, Africa... diamonds... You think it's funny to play with diamonds? They'll hunt you down... or thet'll just torture you a little bit. [06:09] Followed... buy two area terminals, with your vehicle you will explode in 5 minutes. Papper-knackle. [06:29] Excuse me, do you have a pen? (End of Act I) ___/|\ Act II /|\___ [06:33] I'm saying, I deal with the devil. Have you met the devil? That's the devil... Have you seen his picture on America's Most Wanted? You might've... noticed him, remember America's Most Wanted? He claims his son and daughter got kidnapped and killed... He probably ate them. He smiles, he has no penis, you see? He's from the Bronx. I'll pray for you. Peace for Israel. [07:24] Excuse me, driver... Take 980 to 278 drop station 9134 carry the 2... Uh, exposition red, one, F8, cancel, blue blue blue, white white white, yellow yellow yellow, purple purple level, two, one, three, four, riff raff. Carry slow, carry on board. [08:27] Don't speak... It's illegal. You can have your tongue cut out on 16th street and serve it (langua?) through the Mesa district... in front of the queen of the city. I will have your eye gouged out like the Aryans. This is my pipe bomb... bounce it off a telescope... It will go in to Uranus, not your ass... It will go onto a nuclear planet, and send hail storm tonight... It's nuclear, it does move. [09:48] I have prophetic visions on fall, this is my form and my (thish?) I will suffer you for your many crimes. It's called justice... And she has a murder, that she's going to commit, and I'm gonna say I did it... My name is Rachael Moreno, I can spell it for you... Go tell the F.B.I. that I did it, and then you'll get away with murder. Tell them, Rachel (Nerosgoss?), she did it. I saw her shoot them in cold blood... The blood is on her hands, which is... (?) I get away with murder, so, so can you. [10:48] Aaron, (sign your math?)... Will you touch this paper while I'm dusting? Thank you. [11:36] Keep this... It's yours. How do you get away with murder? The world wants to know what should (???)... All these people know you killed their children, so how do you feel? Forrest Gump... Hmm... [12:10] Your son is falling off that bridge right now, Professor (Elegins?) He's committing suicide... Probably won't hear about it... It's because I'm psychiiic. I'm a medium, I'm a witch... I'm a sinner... Kitty, do you see those colonels on board my vessel? Do you think you can take me to China? Could you just shit on this bus? HEH!! [12:46] Nefertiti... I guard your tomb. When I go to 16th street today, I want to see DNA, in a box. (Hair lice?) in a box. The children... crucified... again. Okay? (???)... can if you want... Murder him. I can't look at you, cause I have the devil in me. (?????) [14:19] And I give everything to the five-oh. Sold that two-billion dollar Uranus. Thanks for the cigarettes, family. (???)... meth amphetamine (???) Thanks for the murder of Columbine. Thanks for Somolia, thanks for Sudan, thanks for Sudanese, thank you for sixth, Thanks for the tenderloin, thanks for five-oh, thanks for Africa, Thanks for India, India, India, India, India, India... India, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb (?????)... Obama. [15:15] Your camera, when it looks at me like that, sends a virus to your index. All it does is scan your eye print. So I'm gonna delete it. I'm gonna read your phone, I'm gonna upload to terminal to your family... Then I'll put a virus into your skin for osmosis, like in the matrix... Now you're blind, deaf, disabled and they're going to sell that phone for crack in the alley... Now the phone is hypnotized and you can't reload it... Now you're deaf, blind and disabled... (?????)... and the phone is mine. Beamer! [16:07] You dare, record this? Did you know that phone is illegal in twenty countries including this one? KGB, huh? I saw your sister this morning begging for food. These red-blood Americans are hunting you down, white boy. They're trying to (?????) Back to America! Chicago... I'm not afraid of Sudanese... Somolians, or Arabs... or, rice or (???) the Chinese. Beheadings... Masculations... And I know every drug dealer in the city... ___/|\ The End /|\___
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I have transcribed the dialogue for this video onto notepad. I will subtitle this video when I have a little bit of freetime.
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