I feel like I'm at a party listening to one of my buddies tell a story.
@samfryer8132
5 жыл бұрын
SM Music Plus lmao the one dude who’s smashed as shit and you could tell he’s making the whole story up as he’s going along
@jeremyroberts3437
5 жыл бұрын
But it's too interesting to call him out on it so you keep listening
@MarsLonsen
5 жыл бұрын
If someone I know tells me a crazy story, I usually believe them. There's so many dumb people out there, you know.
@user-bb8rh4km1r
5 жыл бұрын
maaaan
@ivejennyts5318
5 жыл бұрын
10 lines deep not even listening just waiting for a split pause in their sentence so you can interrupt and start telling your story
@johnnysullivan436
5 жыл бұрын
California white boys, that accent, half surfer dude, half chicano
@jangles25
5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Sullivan I think he’s half Mexican lol
@sanctusignis9746
5 жыл бұрын
yummy yum yum.
@RayRaeTV
5 жыл бұрын
Aren't we AMAZING~ ~
@kreeperfrm559
5 жыл бұрын
For real exactly what I was thinking sounds hella chicano
@thomasag2765
5 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with that brah OC living all day
@FreedomOrNothin
5 жыл бұрын
"The mushies" I already know this guys telling the truth.
@obflow8308
4 жыл бұрын
FreedomOrNothin facts hahaha
@20biomed08
3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@frankl1632
2 жыл бұрын
Dude Fr
@pratiklama90
5 жыл бұрын
He looks like a character of James Franco from Pineapple Express.
@valkyr3403
5 жыл бұрын
saul silver, poser
@Baker4life777
5 жыл бұрын
Pratik Lama acts*
@AJ-das
5 жыл бұрын
He even sounds like him
@lancebuttercream9817
5 жыл бұрын
Let's roll man I'm done with the woods.
@josekert
5 жыл бұрын
So accurate😂
@harveyweinstein349
5 жыл бұрын
Someone animate this
@kvrma8893
5 жыл бұрын
That be fucking gr8
@sanctusignis9746
5 жыл бұрын
omg yes,all his stories
@henryweekley2046
5 жыл бұрын
Mike P kzitem.info/news/bejne/tHuAu2mKi6l_p2k
@itsjustmeweiss
4 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yes
@goddamnit
4 жыл бұрын
@@henryweekley2046 I hope you get Stage 4 Cancer.
@zachinthehat1707
4 жыл бұрын
Finally a comedian whose actually done the drugs and doesn’t tell a ridiculously exaggerated story about the time they did 1.5 g
@SkylerMorgan
5 жыл бұрын
"I was on 4 drugs" 😂
@supernovamimosa
5 жыл бұрын
I dont see how that was even funny mushrooms weed alcohol and pills are all drugs and thats an average amount of mixed substances for someone with this mans drug mentality, of which more is better
@matthewtorres751
5 жыл бұрын
@@supernovamimosa your comment is stupid, smoke some weed and get laid pussy
@UrbanOutlawsSk8Co
5 жыл бұрын
@@supernovamimosa I bet you have all the friends
@xCLIPxGODx
5 жыл бұрын
@@supernovamimosa I hated using any other substance when I was tripping. Until the end atleast, then I'd smoke some weed and pop a fee xans and eventually pass out.
@supernovamimosa
5 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtorres751 or you read it wrong
@Yeathattravis
5 жыл бұрын
Bro you need to be on This past weekend with Theo von.
@katiedunlap235
5 жыл бұрын
Yussssss
@tfanning111
5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeess! Make it happen
@tfanning111
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone like this in hopes of it happening!
@liftedlegend710
5 жыл бұрын
he needs his own pod cast dudes got a unique style
@emailphone4728
5 жыл бұрын
Damions LiftedLife He has one on the same account that posted this video my dude.
@feliperivas1491
Жыл бұрын
"He makes bongs he's dope" 🤣😂 I caught that lol
@winggweeps
5 жыл бұрын
I love your Comedy. It's such a fun, laid back, goofy style.
@HoodieBillsGaming
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao best part when he said the police was pulling up and he was too scared to tell his buddies 😂😂 dude got stuck 😭😭😭😭
@alecherrera6107
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what they would say, "you can't be here an you can't drive home."
@roxanncorston9403
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mariomanningfan
2 ай бұрын
How is the cops fault you drove yourself to a place where you can't get stoned? Accountability is a life altering concept once you understand it
@-themercyseat
5 жыл бұрын
Damn Craig, this was so seamless it made me feel like you were a homie telling me a funny ass story! Keep it real like you are doing and good things will come! D
@highvibefreqzshow5967
5 жыл бұрын
The Mercy Seat Good things will come as in this isn’t one of those good things? 😆 I thought this shit was funny as hell. More good things to come if he keeps this up! This dude iz hilarious.
@lulabell79_31
5 жыл бұрын
@@highvibefreqzshow5967 Touché, my nigga, touché...lol. I think that's what he meant, but if not, on his behalf, I'll just go ahead and say: "Whatchu said!"
@-themercyseat
5 жыл бұрын
Yes whatchu said!
@SaintTrinasTorch
4 жыл бұрын
"Bros there's worms coming out of your face!" 😂
@lassorb4752
Жыл бұрын
He knows how to live 👏🏼😂
@LoveOfMine1
4 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of my favorite stories ever. So hilarious. 😂😂 I don’t even know how many times I’ve watched it but it never gets old.
@nathan5295
5 жыл бұрын
This is the most California shit I've ever seen.
@YourselfAndEye
5 жыл бұрын
"I had the mushies and the fireworks so they hit me up." 😂😂😂
@bryanutterback4074
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@brispy1890
4 жыл бұрын
The nonchalantness of his act is amazing. This is how comedy should be😂
@SillyChickk94
5 жыл бұрын
GET HIM ON THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE!!!!!
@rogelioflores42
5 жыл бұрын
He sounds like one of the dudes from cherdleys lol “is it cool if I chill here?”
@redskins1523
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 foreal
@SweetPeaAly
4 жыл бұрын
I love cherdleyssss
@cameroncoleman7007
4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE GREATEST REFERENCE OF ALL TIME
@xxl3gittrYhard
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah bro you could probably chill up here
@daevid21
4 жыл бұрын
Yo man is it chill if I chill here ? Ye brah that’s chill
@derekmartin9033
2 жыл бұрын
I have seen this video over a hundred times. I still come back and listen. If I’m ever in a bad mood this is my go too
@AustinTFM
5 жыл бұрын
I clicked thinking it would be a dumb over exaggerated shroom story like most others but this sounds exactly what would happen on shrooms. Cause if you've actually done them, someone else who has will know what youre talking about. Like the laughing thing lol
@austinthornton4150
5 жыл бұрын
Same. I dont have crazy visions or anything but man i do laugh my ass off.
@coryingman
5 жыл бұрын
"And then the walls melted and these little blue elephants popped out of the shower drain." - Every kid I did drugs with in high school.
@austinthornton4150
5 жыл бұрын
@@coryingman i guess my imagination isnt good enough or i dont get good shit because off of 5g of dried mushrooms i felt like i was in another dimension but didnt have any kind of hallucination. Maybe a tad bit of impaired vision but nothing like some people describe. Now lsd is a different story for me. I sat outside for about an hour watching 2 trees play with each other.
@Crumpled4skin111
5 жыл бұрын
Austin Thornton no color or trees flapping in the wind or wall breathing or nothing? That’s crazy. Do you know what kind of mushies they were?
@austinthornton4150
5 жыл бұрын
@@AustinTFM think they were golden teachers. I was playing xbox while on the mushies but i didnt notice any crazy colors or anything. I felt at complete peace though and now i dont care to die as i feel like there is nothing to worry about.
@rogerstone9173
5 жыл бұрын
"Alcohol, weed and pills you say? Hold my beer." -mushrooms
@AttilatheThrilla
4 жыл бұрын
I drove on mushrooms once and I remember all I could think was “get to the safe spot” as in my buddies place.. It’s the hardest I ever concentrated on driving 😂😂
@marqquese3412
4 жыл бұрын
AttilatheThrilla u haven’t lived if u haven’t drove shit faced wasted lol 😂
@MysticMonkeyMiracle
3 жыл бұрын
I drove on lsd quite a few times but the first time I was telling myself I'm walking on the water and I *believe* I'm steady and ready to roll 😎 haha mind over matter and also God helps. Lsd and mushrooms get me right in touch with that helpful spirit within.
@brianmcalpine3948
2 жыл бұрын
Driving on acid was not too hard for me, I don’t think I could’ve ever driven on mushrooms.
@user-pm4zg2mw5b
2 жыл бұрын
Dude fucking stupid how often I used to drive on mushrooms.
@N0fear43
5 жыл бұрын
Bradley Cooper with long hair
@darnellhamlet6066
4 жыл бұрын
limitless lmfao
@AidanTemplin
11 ай бұрын
4 years later and I still come back to this and die laughing 😭😭😭
@Thephysiqueconsultants
5 жыл бұрын
New school Mitch hedherg in vibes tho. Like the style too
@acolock
5 жыл бұрын
Look and cadence but not the joke writing
@TheAmazingMrMcFlyy
5 жыл бұрын
Adam Cole amen
@jpxgomez
5 жыл бұрын
Not like Mitch at all
@VincereVelMori1987
5 жыл бұрын
@@jpxgomez Mitch didn't really narrate stories like this guy but that's the main difference I see. Otherwise there's some similarities you just can't ignore
@seek8739
5 жыл бұрын
Mitch had a more old school way of telling joke after joke after joke with a similar stoner delivery. This guy is more of a story teller type where he builds it with story telling.
@ryangeary9731
2 жыл бұрын
If I'm having a bad day I listened to Craig and makes me feel better what am I going to do without you bro
@freedomfighters1236
5 жыл бұрын
This dude has got some story's super funny guy
@andersfranz5367
4 жыл бұрын
I think homie’s on the mushies right now
@EikottXD
5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my childhood, except for the crashing into a patrol car part 😂
@jonnyd8399
5 жыл бұрын
Craig, I am on a personal mission to grow your subscribers. You rock dude... we need fresh faces in Comedy right now
@gherkinssister
5 жыл бұрын
Dude, this set is fantastic. Well done and well delivered! Keep it up
@trizzymayne213
5 жыл бұрын
I 2nd him getting together with Theo Von, lets make it happen guys!
@ericbernstine8293
5 жыл бұрын
Dude this is the funniest shit I’ve heard in a long time
@pankaczka2415
5 жыл бұрын
One of the best stand up’s i watched for real!
@Kurumaro1
5 жыл бұрын
This is gold man you’re a natural stick to it I can’t wait to see more !!
@cozmo562
5 жыл бұрын
never seen this dude in my life! his approach is hilarious! reminds me of an old friend... 💔R.I.P. 🙏🏼
@django_freeman27
4 жыл бұрын
Hes not dead?lol
@BRENENHARRIS
4 жыл бұрын
Aj Torres hes talking about his friend .. fool
@cozmo562
2 жыл бұрын
Fast forward two years and I can relate to this story like no other…. Do not drive off of mushrooms that shit was a nightmare 😂
@MarieCarter-hn7pr
7 ай бұрын
Amen
@MarieCarter-hn7pr
7 ай бұрын
Where are you located
@antwanp6310
2 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see you in Spokane!!!! You're def one of my favorite comedians!
@Eric-yp7ho
5 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Cant wait to see him on This Is Not Happening
@bagelcreamcheez913
3 жыл бұрын
Dude you are my new fav comedian lolol holy shit! From beginning to end laughing outloud the whole time! Crazy story and you delivered it so naturally! Great job!
@lucidgains
5 жыл бұрын
Bro u deserve to be one of the greats. I think I found my favorite Comedian. Lomita man Rules!!!!
@thetruthjustice6324
4 жыл бұрын
Defo need to do more shows you will go far, blessings from the uk dude 🇬🇧
@marouaneelmasmoudi195
2 жыл бұрын
Man, this gives me goosebumps. It reminds me of all the crazy stuff I used to do with my friend in Morocco and now we live in different countries so whenever we have a video call it sounds just like this video reminiscing about the years we spent together hahaha
@MartyMcflyz
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing yourself with us Craig :)
@NickHella
5 жыл бұрын
thanks for the recommendation, Chris. this guy's hilarious
@justinfournier3894
5 жыл бұрын
thanks for sharing bro. love your style
@unicornlove4365
4 жыл бұрын
first time learning of you and omg i had to watch 3 times and laughed crying because it was so funny. thank you!
@e.n.akasha9516
5 ай бұрын
Me 2 exactly!!!!!😂
@Boddhichitta
5 жыл бұрын
You are awesome hermano! We want to see more of you!!
@o0Jerry0o
5 жыл бұрын
Aww his charisma is similar to Mitch's
@jonnyd8399
5 жыл бұрын
YES!
@wes7949
5 жыл бұрын
He's alot like Mitch in a few different ways, I can't tell if it's on purpose or natural tho 😂 but he makes it work for him!
@hendu7111
2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this guy and this story!! I can relate sooo much! Loosy goosey bro
@Locknessymonsta
5 ай бұрын
One of the best performed anecdotes I’ve ever seen.
@heathweeks1985
4 жыл бұрын
Had me rolling man! Great stuff. I feel like that story could be from any of my friends... Or myself.
@2Minihats
5 жыл бұрын
I have so many stories like this, really can’t wait to start doing stand up
@brandirose3874
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!!😄😂🤣 Thank You Craig! I needed that!🤗
@tee4222
4 жыл бұрын
Due to some weird circumstances i once ended up in a parking lot of a closed down store in the middle of nowhere, with a couple friends in my car just as a large dose of shrooms started kicking in. I decided I was fine and I needed to hurry up and get us home to enjoy our trip. So I put the car in reverse to back out of the spot but my car wouldn’t move. I kept shifting between park and reverse trying to get it to work when my friend in the back asked what the fuck I was doing. “The car won’t move man” my friend: “dude, not only is the car moving but you’re in the grass right now” I literally still saw the fence that I parked in front of right in front of me. When I stepped out of the car it became obvious to me that I was no longer anywhere near the fence and like he said, I was in the grass next to the parking lot which I must have climbed a small curb to get to... We then cracked up for a good five minutes resembling chimpanzees going nuts and decided that’s where we were tripping for the night. Luckily after about an hour somebody came up with the brilliant idea of calling someone to come pick us up...
@noaha8915
4 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what you mean with the depth perception issues, they're the worst lol
@damianpampampam768
3 жыл бұрын
You kept shifting between R and P,now imagine first contact with the clutch "on 4 drugs" xD
@SoundRayStudio1
5 жыл бұрын
You tell the best stories!!
@CuDiMan3
5 жыл бұрын
This was awesome man, very funny stuff!!
@FlyAgaric525
4 жыл бұрын
This happened to me yesterday. I went to get lunch with my friend, but i didn't tell him i was tripping balls. We get to the restaurant and he orders alcohol. Once we get ready to head out, he hands me the keys. Honestly it's better to drive tripping than drunk, but you also gotta know your limitation.
@romaroma2008
4 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest story I've ever heard!! Craig you are hilarious!!! Keep it up!!
@miloman812
5 жыл бұрын
You’re the type of person I know I couldn’t have a bad trip around
@betcjay243
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@herbabyboy10612
5 жыл бұрын
Why dont this man got sold out shows???? Itll be the most laid back show.
@jesseearles9228
5 жыл бұрын
Dude I just heard this guy for the first time tonight, and he, in different ways, reminds me of so many of my friends hahaha
@chenellpotts9461
4 жыл бұрын
“What goes up must come down bro, fking loosey goosey bro.” 😂😂
@bonesjonesrsa9452
5 жыл бұрын
Love how he laughs along at his own story xD
@ElColecioOnline
5 жыл бұрын
Love your style, keep up the funny stories.
@MarieCarter-hn7pr
7 ай бұрын
Really
@beccareinke6841
3 жыл бұрын
This video will NEVER get old 🤣🤣
@rynoX88
5 жыл бұрын
Great bit bro. I loved it. Funny asf!! New sub you earned 👍🏼
@SecretSauceyjuice
5 жыл бұрын
The last line 😂😂😂 Perfect comedic timing.
@natee2169
5 жыл бұрын
The part where he was to high to even tell his friends there was a cop 😂🤣😂
@MarieCarter-hn7pr
7 ай бұрын
Hun
@parr40
4 жыл бұрын
This is the best fucking story I ever heard.... this dude is fucking hilarious
@imbatmanbitchh
5 жыл бұрын
This is funny as hell 😂😂
@TheSpacedCowboy13
4 жыл бұрын
Seen this dude all over Chris’s insta lol did not expect him to sound like this, funny shit!
@13lana93
5 жыл бұрын
Your laugh is liiiife, love your comedy
@adamlunsford2591
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@cent6711
3 ай бұрын
Don't know why I never heard of thisguy. Legit LA comedian w fresh material
@1995danko
5 жыл бұрын
Nice shows man keep it up
@Calkil64
4 жыл бұрын
You remind me so much of myself man haha Keep it up and stay positive!
@saxonsaxonsaxon1
5 жыл бұрын
Craig is the best 👌 keep doin what you do buddy
@CamoduckProductions
5 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling this dude is gonna become waaayyyyy more popular
@heidimcnaughtan2719
Ай бұрын
Love his voice and his mouth, cute the way he talks. Lol. Funny as hell
@tuckersossaman4485
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I almost shit myself when he said Leo Carrillo, favorite camp site
@22.NUU.DRU.22
5 жыл бұрын
You realize how faded he actually is half way through when hes stumbling a bit lol
@apricotsapricots472
5 жыл бұрын
He’s been sober for a couple years now
@thewillingwell2113
4 жыл бұрын
TRU BLU DRU he’s actually been sober for more than five years. There have maybe been some permanent effects though ;)
@FineOldHuman
4 жыл бұрын
Sean Browne My guy, with the appropriate response.
@arnoldsilva1111
4 жыл бұрын
Such an awesome story
@TheJenn75
4 жыл бұрын
“I know he’s the devil yknow” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@roxanncorston9403
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love ya. God bless from Toronto Canada. Hilarious
@seanq8853
5 жыл бұрын
This man is just droppin full names out here damn
@alysiacottingham7126
3 жыл бұрын
I’m here again lmao 😂 love this guy
@courtneymcrain22
Жыл бұрын
"I've been cuffed four times, I know how to live" 😄
@codypowell9505
5 жыл бұрын
And you know that story is true I love it
@justinhowell910
5 жыл бұрын
His laugh sounds like joker from the 50's
@Boostyboys1
5 жыл бұрын
I completely visioned all of this as if it were a cartoon😂😂
@valecorrea142
5 жыл бұрын
Bro this is fucking amazing 😂💀😂 its hilarious, the storyline is on point bro. I feel like im there, shiiii its probly the acid 😂😂. Keep it going homie, you’ll make it big
@mr.pritchard67
5 жыл бұрын
You're funny AF dude! Coming to Denver ever? I'll pay to see you at the Comedy Works for sure! 👍👍
@revivemefoo1448
Жыл бұрын
he’s funny af
@LoveGuruBlaire
2 жыл бұрын
"What are you rumi? We don't understand your irish riddles" LOL! Great line
@AJBuddha
Жыл бұрын
I searched “Lucy goosey” & this video popped up 🧘🏽♂️♾🛸
@badboybootz8
4 жыл бұрын
When you wake up in the morning and walk outside in the driveway and see your ford explorer up against the garage door still in drive door wide open still blasting death metal.
@bernardwallace435
5 жыл бұрын
This shit was *high-larious!!* Besides bein a straight-up chatacter, the fact he referenced KRS-ONE _and_ Rumi in the same bit kinda surprised me!
@liftedlegend710
5 жыл бұрын
I thought this said "diving"on shrooms I was like hell nah that's genius then I realized i came up with the idea
@lulabell79_31
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao! 😂😂😂
@nhoj4375
5 жыл бұрын
One time I took an eighth of shrooms then an hour in I went outside and dived into my girlfriends 12 foot deep pool with my eyes open the whole time. I found Atlantis
@christyeddy3199
3 жыл бұрын
@@nhoj4375 water is amazing on shrooms. I didnt get in but i sat on the creek bank watching all the fish... It felt like another world i had the luxury of discovering.
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