It's good, but nothing beats "A large cash settlement, or a medium cash hamlet."
@RemyNote
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that one was great.
@K2JMan
6 жыл бұрын
Bail, Super Bail, and Ultra Bail can be bought at stores. There's only one Master Bail, but it works 100% of the time. You also get 30 Safari Bails when you go to the Safari Court, but you can only use them there.
@ElaroLVI
6 жыл бұрын
They should do a Dave's Spokesman advert for LoadingReadyRun
@Myrdin90
6 жыл бұрын
François Luc Denhez-Teuton thats a super great idea!!
@DennerBob
6 жыл бұрын
"Soliciters, Barristers, and Sediment Barriers" The wordplay in a Dave's Spokesman bit is always so satisfying!
@honeyham6788
3 жыл бұрын
i don't get that word play, explain
@NathanKirchner
6 жыл бұрын
I love Dave Spokesmen he is definitely one of my favorite characters from you guys.
@MrJones-fq9rx
6 жыл бұрын
It's Dave's spokesman not Dave Spokesman... he is NOT Dave. He says so in this video. :)
@Tokikosworld
6 жыл бұрын
Not sure if you meant definitely or not.. Thank you, Dave.
@PlebNC
6 жыл бұрын
But what if Dave's Spokesman did an ad for Suspiciously Fast Loans. Why? Where do you think Dave got the money to afford all these business ventures and hire a spokesperson to sell them?
@jonathanr-b2839
6 жыл бұрын
I love boxnard as well
@jkattack2640
6 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Freelancer4tehwin
6 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to wonder if Dave Spokesman is, in fact, an infomercial inspired trickster god.
@lokilxix
6 жыл бұрын
Loki's depravity knows no bounds...
@halogrizzhand
6 жыл бұрын
A G O O D F L O W B O Y
@N0rsche
6 жыл бұрын
1-800-NOOOOOOOO-JAIL
@FictionFactoryGames
6 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss Dave's Spokesman yessssssss. I know they can't roll him out every week or the gag would get old but damn if they don't knock it out of the park any time they do.
@porgy29
6 жыл бұрын
I now really want to see a courtroom drama where Dave's Spokesman is cross examining a witness.
@insaif
6 жыл бұрын
It turns out he was the witness all along. And the judge.
@Alyssa_Swift
6 жыл бұрын
That'd only work if they were all Beej. And Banana Cori is the prosecutor.
@tristanyokom1542
6 жыл бұрын
It feels like Dave's Spokesman's strange inflection isn't as strong in this one.
@charcharmunr
6 жыл бұрын
His "not-quite human" physical behaviour was pretty top-notch, though.
@leemiles1121
6 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to get my hands on a master bail
@richardcox7866
6 жыл бұрын
ending this with "bring the kids" leaves me to believe Dave is the guy running Preppers paradise
@insaif
6 жыл бұрын
You might be onto something there. They are both "played" by Beej.
@FakeSchrodingersCat
5 жыл бұрын
He has to do something to make enough money to pay off the spokesman look at what happens when he misses a payment.
@chaosof99
6 жыл бұрын
I feel like the spokesman was more restraint than usual.
@Phosphatide
6 жыл бұрын
I’m still waiting for Dave himself to finally show up again, and the long-awaited feud can begin.
@JourneymanVance
6 жыл бұрын
I never care what he's selling or why, but I feel like I could just listen to this man for hours.
@CaptainAwesome1692
6 жыл бұрын
This reads like something out of Qwerpline
@Kifford
6 жыл бұрын
Chazz McCloud I would love Dave on qwerpline. But they could only do it once.
@stealthgrrr
6 жыл бұрын
Dave Spokesman helps me wait for them to finish this Qwerpline season
@natetwehues2428
6 жыл бұрын
Don't tell him I sent you.
@DuncanEllis
6 жыл бұрын
as Inspector Clouseau might say: "Do you have a license for that berm?"
@EngineeringVignettes
6 жыл бұрын
_That is not my berm._
@chifii
6 жыл бұрын
Dave's always a good time.
@PPGIRL420
6 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when there's a new Dave Spokesmen video
@jesseray05
6 жыл бұрын
What??? This is too much! Graham you're a genius
@staley101
6 жыл бұрын
I have this problem and I think you may be able to help, Wolfram & Hart aren't returning my calls.
@Hawk_of_Battle
6 жыл бұрын
Did you recited the proper latin blood ritual chants and make the devotional sacrifices of your first born child? I find that tends to help get through to the correct interdimensional call center. Unfortunately none of them are on this plane of existence so you only ever get through to some foreign, fyaral speaking hellspawn, and that's only after they put you on hold for a literal eternity, with that godawful screaming of the innocent music playing as you wait.
@staley101
6 жыл бұрын
Hawk of Battle I may have fluffed the lines, my Latin teacher, Ashley Williams, wasn't very good and mostly mumbled through translations.
@leviadragon99
6 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, don't bother with their LA offices. They sunk into some kind of massive sinkhole a ways back, it was a whole thing.
@shadowflame68
6 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should try Shark, Shark, Shark, and Remora instead?
@Jfreak1996
5 жыл бұрын
I miss Angel.
@hlmclen
6 жыл бұрын
"Bring the kids" had me crying 🤣🤣
@AppleshyJedi
6 жыл бұрын
I’m even more confused than usual. Excellent!
@paulchapman8023
6 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Mine And You Cannot Have It branching out into new businesses, and that Dave still hasn’t been able to stop him. :D
@GizmoBeetle
6 жыл бұрын
My favourite crapshot yet! I'm a big fan of this character!! :'D
@mxg75
6 жыл бұрын
What happened to Dave's Law Soft?
@alexreffand
6 жыл бұрын
He's not gonna tell them what texture to be, that aint him.
@Nathar45
6 жыл бұрын
I just love Dave so much!
@ProfBlahson1
6 жыл бұрын
The uncanny backwards hand wave is gold
@Gruegirl
6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: AT&T owns that phone number :-P
@Immortal-ironic-fist
6 жыл бұрын
Puns intensify
@Unclevertitle
6 жыл бұрын
He's back!
@mynameismatt9718
6 жыл бұрын
Yaaay! A new crapshots episode!😍
@ExhaustedElox
6 жыл бұрын
I want "Bring the kids" to be the wrap line for all ad based Crapshots now (Prepper's ad started a precedent).
@PastafarianPriestess
6 жыл бұрын
That wave at the beginning tho
@BoReD748
6 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered, is Dave's Spokesman from Nsburg?
@Scio_
6 жыл бұрын
This plotline has just taken an unexpected turn.
@Maxislithium
6 жыл бұрын
Graham's best character
@BenWatton92
6 жыл бұрын
Oh shit my bad time things have finally caught up with me
@skyking162
6 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed 'jurisprudence' pronounced correctly.
@prufrock1977
6 жыл бұрын
OMG! It's John Battman!
@ZeroArcana
6 жыл бұрын
If I'm ever in charge of an advertising campaign, I know exactly who to hire
@3ternalHours
6 жыл бұрын
You fool! Dave hired this man once and look what happened to him...
@rp4619
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing that could made this better is if there was a “multi-bail” in the bail list
@vazak11
5 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh that was great XD
@southpawfrenzy
6 жыл бұрын
So there's super bail and ultra bail... What about heavy bail, or Safari bail, or Master bail, or the fabled *GS bail*?
@pyredynasty
6 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a dress warm not a bring the kids.
@Zara-Bari
6 жыл бұрын
Why not, dress the kids, in warm?
@kivipaperisakset3999
6 жыл бұрын
Can someone link the first appearance of Dave's? That one was off the charts, and although good, none of these later ones have reached that high point.
@insaif
6 жыл бұрын
This may be a good place to start: kzitem.info/door/PLV_qemO0oathL1flVEebCu5b8Qr0BY36N
@midastheunwise2423
6 жыл бұрын
I think the go kart one is the best personally. The inflections are perfect.
@diestormlie
6 жыл бұрын
YES MORE DAVE SPOKESPERSON!
@bradenyates2092
6 жыл бұрын
Should’ve had multi-bail
@phobiandarkmoon
6 жыл бұрын
Looks like there was another problem with Dave's payments
@mr.strider6497
6 жыл бұрын
I got so excited for another Spokesman sketch that I think I broke my mouse. I clicked so damn hard and so damn quickly that my M1 isn't working and I had to use my trackpad to write this. Can Not-Dave sell me a new mouse?
@bustedsim
6 жыл бұрын
I suspect that this came out of the the dab lawsuit one. There was a thought to have the Lawyer be Dave's Spokesmens, but that was deemed TOO OTT.
@ThePyrolith
4 жыл бұрын
To this day, I’m still not sure how Graham manages that cadence
@Drecon84
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much Dave would be willing to pay not to have Spokesman spoke 'for' him.
@3ternalHours
6 жыл бұрын
All of his savings. He's paying the guy on the regular and can't get him to stop.
@musicjax
5 жыл бұрын
N00
@AmaranthOriginal
6 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be great if his name was actually "Not Dave?"
@EngineeringVignettes
6 жыл бұрын
Bail, Super Bail, Ultra Bail, _Mega Bail_ _GodLike_ - Eddy
@lordofbears9463
6 жыл бұрын
Dave I need legal advice
@EngineeringVignettes
6 жыл бұрын
Hmm... call... a man?
@highhentaiexplosionfnorfen8857
6 жыл бұрын
I thought that judisprudence was a term made up by Homestuck
@CJWproductions
6 жыл бұрын
Highhentaiexplosion Fnorfensuld i thought Dave was a name made up by Homestuck
@darkalter2000
6 жыл бұрын
You said sentiment rather than sediment. Otherwise your read was perfect.
@talkwithyourhands1367
6 жыл бұрын
This comes uncomfortably close to the Cyanide & Happiness lawyer ad for Batman.
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