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@siechamontillado
10 ай бұрын
If you stop building this city, Baby Jesus is going to shed a tear. And you don't want to make Baby Jesus cry.
@Slavesforsale1
10 ай бұрын
The parking lots need to be BIGGER There needs to be MORE lanes of traffic The car crashes need to be HORRIFIC And if you see someone riding a bike, its ON SIGHT
@AlzaboHD
10 ай бұрын
Also tornados need to cause damage lol
@soral94
10 ай бұрын
ON SIGHT. PUT IT IN REVERSE AFTERWARDS
@OCinneide
10 ай бұрын
All it needs now is a park surrounded by 10x as much parking. And a single bus route that has one bus and goes between two random spots.
@tiffanywyatt5137
10 ай бұрын
So what city are you talking about
@AZOTH_the_Weeb
10 ай бұрын
@@tiffanywyatt5137 an American one
@tiffanywyatt5137
10 ай бұрын
@@AZOTH_the_Weeb many cuties aren't like that
@AZOTH_the_Weeb
10 ай бұрын
@@tiffanywyatt5137 and many are
@carn941
10 ай бұрын
@@tiffanywyatt5137 Oh what? An american that doesn't know how their own country works? That's crazy
@sgtpetergreen
10 ай бұрын
The European mind can't comprehend this level of perfection
@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618
10 ай бұрын
Europe is already ahead of everyone. People barely uses cars here coz they have other environment friendly vehicles. Also a safe heaven for pedestrians which cannot be said for North American cities. Hell hole.....
@gannonpatton2858
10 ай бұрын
@SAADOFFICIAL436 You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
@tristandavies9597
10 ай бұрын
Athens, Rome, London, Paris, hell even berlin would disagree with the idea Europe is car free @@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618
@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618
10 ай бұрын
@@gannonpatton2858 I am talking about european cities where cars aren’t necessary compared to american/canadian suburbs. This vid refutes your wet dream..... kzitem.info/news/bejne/0H6i1qGuhYapo6wsi=biGcuDzempC31ow5
@niceballs955
10 ай бұрын
@@SuleimanTheMagnificent71618 You've clearly never felt the joy of riding through a school zone at 45 in a lifted Ford F-150
@TheUlquiorraCifer
10 ай бұрын
The grid was too small, and commercial is too close to residential. Too much walkability.
@jackhazardous4008
10 ай бұрын
Gotta put like a river or something between housing and commercial
@justanotheryoutubechannel
10 ай бұрын
@@jackhazardous4008Why put in a river when you can put in a highway?
@K9RacingAndStuff
9 ай бұрын
@@justanotheryoutubechannel it's an American city it should be two highways and a river.
@Total2Gamerz
10 ай бұрын
i hate how pleasing to look at this ended up being
@AlzaboHD
10 ай бұрын
Honestly I might just finish it for fun, the grid must grow
@valentinaaugustina
10 ай бұрын
i was literally gagging the whole time
@mattjk5299
10 ай бұрын
It looks pleasing from above and oppressive from the ground level. Just as planned.
@scotuslaurentius2763
10 ай бұрын
People in Taiwan would empathise with this - they often call their city streets, 'a hell for pedestrians'. Many places have no footpaths.
@bosniencommie1202
10 ай бұрын
chinese taipei
@Fallout3131
10 ай бұрын
@@bosniencommie1202bot
@Calpaleo
10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of living in Fresno, where I walked out of a winding cal du sac suburb, through the street since the sidewalk vanished, through the parking lot if a big lot grocery store, across a large abandoned dirt lot, across train tracks (this wasn’t an actual crossing so if you feel rumbling run), to the corner of the lot that had just a curb ramp. Into the dirt. Unconnected to any other sidewalk. That ramp was the corner of a stroad so wide that it would sometimes take 12-17 minutes to get to the other corner, where my work was. A 30 minute walking commute for what would have been 5 minutes in a straight line. Your city is abysmal. Do more of it. 😈
@HansLemurson
10 ай бұрын
When land is cheap, who needs to plan? Just remember to make it impossible to change things later so you're locked in to early bad decisions.
@Ailuk
10 ай бұрын
Next make a city of underground mole people with only subway travel as an option
@richyhu2042
10 ай бұрын
Its amazing to how quickly you can turn this into a Hive City from 40k. Levels upon levels of roads going over and under dense buildings with factories everywhere that there's more pollution than oxygen in the air. Penal labor also being used to build everything is a nice touch too.
@oggeenock
10 ай бұрын
Calling roundabouts "communist traffic circles" is the best thing I've heard all day.
@homushome
10 ай бұрын
You found paradise and put up a parking lot
@carltonleboss
10 ай бұрын
What's he gonna do next? Take all the trees, and put them in a tree museum?
@MagnusMoerkoereJohannesen
10 ай бұрын
The American dream!
@Vessaharja123
10 ай бұрын
This guy really wanted to combine videogames, poetry and being a menace to society.
@AdamSmith-jb2lf
10 ай бұрын
Coming to this after Adam Something's video where he banned all cars is utter whiplash and I love it.
@Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime
10 ай бұрын
if he watches this video wit will be an antimatter reaction
@patrickblanchette4337
10 ай бұрын
0:47 As always, I just love how you make your scripts so poetic.😄
@Thorite_Gem
10 ай бұрын
As a Texan, the ever-growing highways consuming more and more land all around is very accurate.
@amadeusalerta5399
10 ай бұрын
Hm
@pufl_
10 ай бұрын
hm
@siechamontillado
10 ай бұрын
Hmm?
@lucasportasio
10 ай бұрын
Hmm
@AlzaboHD
10 ай бұрын
EU4 and CK3 coming soon! What do you think of City Skylines 2?
@fpsvoltage3005
10 ай бұрын
its very bad but your video basically embodies what city skylines 2 would think a city should be
@berjoxhn5142
10 ай бұрын
not very optimized
@TacoTechnica
10 ай бұрын
Whenever I make a CS2 city I either try to make it the most walkable city on earth or an American hellscape, and this captures the latter perfectly. One of the most entertaining series on CS2 I've seen so far!
@sofiaciel7599
10 ай бұрын
the Captain Planet villain playthrough!
@KatelynCollins225
10 ай бұрын
Looks just like my home, Houston! (help me I can't walk to Walgreens without almost becoming roadkill that doesn't get cleaned up for months)
@nocteyes379
10 ай бұрын
Carmunism is my new favorite niche internet ideology
@NiMonYo
10 ай бұрын
Just as the founding fathers intended! brings a tear to my eyes
@ajw20
10 ай бұрын
If you make a part two, you MUST call one neighborhood either “Jeffersonville” or “Washington heights”
@stevenandre7969
10 ай бұрын
There ain't enough "high"-ways. The poor needs to know that sunlight isn't free in Greenfields. More development of roads is necessary.
@pedrotbird5426
10 ай бұрын
This is American, but there needs to be more fast food and excessive parking lots (Not to forget the homeless on the streets)
@Colleywoodstudios
10 ай бұрын
So hideous it makes ronald reagan cry tears of joy
@radishinglad998
10 ай бұрын
Oh god you even did redlining. Robert Moses would be proud of this abomination
@TaCo0oCaT
10 ай бұрын
It really doesn’t matter what games you make videos out of, the script is always *chefs kiss*
@Old-ded-memes
10 ай бұрын
AlzaboHD videos are where evil npcs end up after they die.
@CitiesByDiana
10 ай бұрын
needs more lanes though
@gunner6233
10 ай бұрын
this is what living in the americas is like
@tenshimx2163
9 ай бұрын
Northern Mexico to Canada*
@gunner6233
9 ай бұрын
@@tenshimx2163 I lived in Santiago Chile for most of my life and a good portion of the city is like this
@allenellisdewitt
10 ай бұрын
3:26 it is honestly insane visiting Houston and realizing that they must think zone districts to be a sin.
@failedJedi
10 ай бұрын
I just moved back to Michigan after 6 months in Germany and it is painful how accurate this is 🥲
@siechamontillado
10 ай бұрын
Just ... why? Why did you leave Germany?
@TaCo0oCaT
10 ай бұрын
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you compare them?
@benisrood
10 ай бұрын
@@siechamontillado Well, he entered the EU legally, so he had to leave. Unlike, you know...
@benisrood
10 ай бұрын
@@siechamontillado Also, there's lots of problems in Germany these days, it's really gone very downhill in the last decade. Industry is being destroyed by all sorts of political decisions I won't get into here, along with a spontaneous eruption in the Baltic Sea last year.
@siechamontillado
10 ай бұрын
Good point, plus the rise of the AfD is troubling, to say the least. Added to that are the ramifications of climate change heating up (no pun intended) and altering precipitation and mean annual surface temperatures, and it's no wonder the Rhine went dry in parts last year. So yeah, all in all, not great in Germany; BUT, if given a choice between Michigan and Germany ... Germany still looks better, sorry. Say what you will about Ann Arbor but with the amount of contamination, economic disparity, and proximity to Ohio, Germany still comes out looking good. @@benisrood
@El_Presidente_5337
10 ай бұрын
7:36 This feels like an introduction to a HD era GTA map.
@dimanyak373
10 ай бұрын
the whole city looks like one
@Boo-wr8sh
10 ай бұрын
You need to make the weirdest nonsensical shapes for the districts to properly gerrymander this patriotic town
@SangoProductions213
10 ай бұрын
I wished zoning actually worked like that, instead of having residential on one part of the city, and literally everything else being on the far end of the ass crack of nowhere. Like seriously, zoning laws have absolutely screwed over the cities lol.
@anthonypieczko1628
10 ай бұрын
I need more Crusader Kings 3 content
@ColonelRPG
10 ай бұрын
This was really fun, very sharp commentary XD
@TheLofren
10 ай бұрын
5:50 that looks like a straight up picture from mexico city this is car hell
@soral94
10 ай бұрын
As an Iowan the amount of tornadoes was very much true
@allenellisdewitt
10 ай бұрын
Sorry, i forgot to click on this one when it came out! Thanks for reminding me in the Roman video LOL
@AlzaboHD
10 ай бұрын
You the MVP
@asoomi7063
10 ай бұрын
Average Texan City
@AlzaboHD
10 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Dallas honestly
@asoomi7063
10 ай бұрын
SAME, I hate having to go any where due to the comically bad road design
@guibibeau
10 ай бұрын
Missing hoards of single family housing in the rims
@Unclear4
10 ай бұрын
Love the video keep it going! 😊
@Fnidner
9 ай бұрын
did Adam Something get in here yet? Or will his heart just explode..?
@benisrood
10 ай бұрын
Yes, more orthogonality!
@allinaxford
6 ай бұрын
The most Roman of cities, laid out on a perfect grid, like very good military camp.
@IDoThings490
7 ай бұрын
Those houses were way too close to those stores! Where's the good old American food desert at?
@sfctw1
9 ай бұрын
In this home, our biggest hero isn't General Washington or General Patton, but General Fucking Motors !
@ianjarrett9375
10 ай бұрын
Do it make the nightmare city we all want
@carlose4314
10 ай бұрын
Robert Moses would be proud.
@masonharvath-gerrans832
10 ай бұрын
Well, I lived in Michigan long enough to know exactly why I laughed out loud at Flintopolis
@liquidificadoroficial3975
10 ай бұрын
Loved this city! Please make more of this style!
@ReggieWurz
10 ай бұрын
the soad reference was a good distraction from the sincere lack of lanes on your highways, simply inefficient and unamerican
@andrewclark3740
10 ай бұрын
Love it, would like to see what comes next
@OrlovKruskayev
10 ай бұрын
"Chemical Coast" broke me
@shisho95
10 ай бұрын
hello alzaboHD, yeah the game is weird and not the step forward one could have wished for. But hell, I haven't played it and I would like to know more (Starship trooper news flash*) about the game and what new mechanics, so yeah more videos on CS2! :)
@hhdhpublic
10 ай бұрын
Do continue this plz :3
@ryzziktrognesou1
10 ай бұрын
It's hell, but damn it looked good !
@tomnelsonast
10 ай бұрын
Why did I think ambiguousamphibian uploaded this at first
@user-ss8ut3qq3k
10 ай бұрын
Very nice Idiocracy reference
@High0Voltage0Games
10 ай бұрын
This video is funny and sad at the same time
@TastyEmpire51
10 ай бұрын
I smell FREEDOM! in the air. ahhh.
@arielfuchs316
10 ай бұрын
Originally didnt want to see this video but i do not regret coming here
@angedenpeacelove_411-00
10 ай бұрын
Truly a virtual reality
@justwex-mapper
10 ай бұрын
why tf is the first comment here "hm"
@Jessount12
10 ай бұрын
hm?
@AlexChec
10 ай бұрын
To make this the true American experience, you need a single under-serviced bus line with stops in the most nonsensical places.
@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
10 ай бұрын
This is more like a Dubai simulator. Life of Boris visited there and there was _actually_ no sidewalks and nothing but highways and badly zoned mishmashes of residential and commercial.
@Goose2001
9 ай бұрын
It honestly looks kind of cool XD
@cjc2010
10 ай бұрын
It's beautiful 🇺🇸
@molodoy_suetnoy
10 ай бұрын
Wow! That city is beautifully distopian
@derekskelton4187
10 ай бұрын
Next we need to introduce public transportation in the worst way possible, so we can point to it and say how it just doesn't work.
@mehmeh1234
10 ай бұрын
Part 2 please
@otrapersonass
10 ай бұрын
keep going, this is good
@lagomorphcavy
10 ай бұрын
Adam Something's worst nightmare.
@comradeandrew8222
10 ай бұрын
Wow this guy made a 1 to 1 recreation of Los Angeles
@winzyl9546
10 ай бұрын
Public transportation is tedious in game and in real life.
@patrickblanchette4337
9 ай бұрын
16:20 Yes please.
@guillaumekaas6505
10 ай бұрын
It's like a car crash in slow motion, and if you know something about the internet you know we'll want more of that.
@geoffreymak000
8 ай бұрын
This is the Midwest steel belt before it became rust belt
@kingwilliamtheconqueror.
10 ай бұрын
The grid is funny because grids are way more walkable than suburban sprawl with cul de sacs
@Kyle_Schaff
10 ай бұрын
Kinda embarrassing that you left it in Celsius tbh
@netkv
10 ай бұрын
this is a the perfection, please continue
@jonathanbowers8964
10 ай бұрын
So you are basically recreating Oklahoma City or Tulsa because that is what your map looks like.
@amilavxilmen5632
10 ай бұрын
Based, btw will you make a video on EUIV shahanshah DLC ?
@AlzaboHD
10 ай бұрын
Yup!
@bolshevikY2K
10 ай бұрын
as a carless communist I greatly enjoyed this video
@dylanbusby7851
10 ай бұрын
This is literally Houston
@SolFireYT
9 ай бұрын
Fail RP! Taxes low? Yeah fuckin right
@TheDolphinTuna
10 ай бұрын
16:13 hello alzao
@MercedesSmoker
10 ай бұрын
It’s so cool that someone has already started making a 1:1 replica of Dallas so soon into CS2 life.
@romanmorozov6974
10 ай бұрын
My man here made Atlanta 😂
@jean-charleschabrol390
10 ай бұрын
love this video i'd like to see build a utopia now
@jesperjohansson8317
10 ай бұрын
The only thing that can fix traffic is more lanes and more highways
@zephaniahgreenwell8151
10 ай бұрын
Needs more parking.
@MrSabuska
10 ай бұрын
KZitem ad got more accurate. I got youtube ad for a monster truck toy. I normally get dirty anime game ad.
@ordinedeiguardiani9136
10 ай бұрын
Please more non-pedestrian paradise
@combrade-t
10 ай бұрын
Not enough car parks, too close to being financially stable, not enough highways. Education Island is a nice touch however. The real problem is the kids walking to school, our city shall never be great when all those small boots are damaging our god granted tarmac!
@Zlorthishen
9 ай бұрын
now do one with only pedestrians
@rubenvanbelzen1217
10 ай бұрын
Where is the urban sprawl? I am missing that for an American city. Btw I love this video, you should definitely make a second part!
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