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@donpollo3154
Жыл бұрын
You missed out on the opportunity to call your country the Impreg-Nation
@cancionCR7
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe he missed it
@awesomedude222
Жыл бұрын
He did start the video zoomed in on Cumania...which is also a good name
@ZS-cj3fw
Жыл бұрын
Thank you. You made my next playthrough empire title.
@rakeamthedream1269
Жыл бұрын
Nah that a golden comment
@MacoLmao
Жыл бұрын
Clever!
@MCQuadSquad
Жыл бұрын
That stress-induced death spiral is one of the wildest things I've ever seen in this game.
@hbskull321
Жыл бұрын
I feel like if you had around one hundred siblings, you wouldn't be quite so grief stricken when a random one of them drops dead
@zakhawker344
Жыл бұрын
it's ridiculous they still haven't patched it really
@Thetb93
Жыл бұрын
i guess there is a reason for a child limit of 15
@miakodakot7359
Жыл бұрын
Only the strongest survive
@PromorteD
Жыл бұрын
There is a mod to stop the stress spiral
@mergedbubble6853
Жыл бұрын
"I'm stressed that my wife is stressed because my countryside of side pieces are stressed because the children are stressed because the country is at war. And then everyone died, which was also pretty stressful." -Chadious, probably
@inferno_slayer
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this guy was a real historical figure. The man all christians feared who constantly had sex, known as the sex king, who 9/10 eastern and northern europeans are related to
@ltericdavis2237
Жыл бұрын
With that many offspring, I’d wager every person on that side of the continent would be related to him… and by definition related to each other…
@arkcliref
Жыл бұрын
infamous for being at bed at every queen living at the time, and every king united to stop him. He just created world peace because of his loins, at least for a time
@TurtleShinobi42
Жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan?
@shinsenshogun900
Жыл бұрын
Cao Cao?
@douzzylol
Жыл бұрын
id be definetly related
@kubin226
Жыл бұрын
I love how at the 10 minute alzbo slowly starts losing faith in what ever he is doing XD
@justinland1208
Жыл бұрын
A curse many of us share.
@oompa1274
Жыл бұрын
Especially 10:38 and 10:52
@dr0g_Oakblood
Жыл бұрын
As we can see, stress from family death is a very balanced mechanic that is totally working as intended at these scales
@cratorcic9362
Жыл бұрын
I once had all of my hundreds of kids die of stress except for my heir and a few others. Apparently, a side effect of this was inheriting land they were supposed to inherit. Whoops
@LuizAlexPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
PDX keeps creating these busted systems instead of perfecting the ones they have. Then we get stuff like that, where one system that isn't well balanced fucks everything up.
@archiegrishipol
10 ай бұрын
@@LuizAlexPhoenixto be fair to paradox, there is a cap on how many children you can have so it's slightly unsurprising that changing that breaks things slightly
@downtowncoolsville.8958
Жыл бұрын
I was simultaneously dying of laughter, shouting '' oh god '' and trying to calculate how many times Chadicus got tired. 10/10
@AlzaboHD
Жыл бұрын
More CK3 is here! Are you excited for TOURS & TOURNAMENTS? More content coming soon!
@barackhusseinobamajr
Жыл бұрын
Semen Demon
@minminpley5982
Жыл бұрын
as a latvian I am proud to see Chadicus bring glory to my nation
@fabf77
Жыл бұрын
If this were real, in your country they would say "I am as sure of this as I am a descendant of Chadicus" when they want to affirm that they are totally sure of something.
@thespectre717
Жыл бұрын
My friend you are a master of the spoken English language, much love !! PS: Your Puscats are adorable
@uradgula5258
Жыл бұрын
Indeed kettehs!
@terry6729
Жыл бұрын
"With the custom character creator, we can make the best fornicator." Sometimes I just want to talk in Alzabo HD quotes.
@whenrobotsattack390
Жыл бұрын
Billions will be born
@darkdragon5520
Жыл бұрын
Chadicus has appeared Billions must be born
@DarthFhenix55
Жыл бұрын
This man successfully smashed more woman I will know in my entire life, he's truly the heir of Zeus.
@LuizAlexPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
Huh... A Hellenic run about doing that sounds fun...
@TheDolphinTuna
Жыл бұрын
Can you continue the journey by seeing how many living dynasty members you can get by the end date?
@stoopidapples1596
Жыл бұрын
I lost it when half of the dynasty died off because of all the stress from half the dynasty dying off!!
@mirzakotil5875
Жыл бұрын
The fact that Chadicus couldn't even make it into top 5 monarchs with most children list is insane
@manooxi327
Жыл бұрын
The puns are forever appreciated 🙏 My favorite today is squaring Memel 😂 Also, the death wave made sad surprisingly 😢
@SealChonker
Жыл бұрын
So glad that you got a sponsor that needs to be showcased in real life, because we got to see the cats :)
@AlzaboHD
Жыл бұрын
Dude, I always want to showcase the cats
@rasmusdegn9690
Жыл бұрын
Rumors have it that even imagining Chadicus' family tree will crash your game.
@nathanmartyn2403
Жыл бұрын
I want to see what the next generation could do in this world with such a "family oriented kingdom"
@Remianen
Жыл бұрын
My current max is 6937 kids in a modded playthrough, no stress cascades. All children born with at least 7.3 health (topped out at 8.1) but court physician overworked like a rural hospital in July of 2020. First ruler still alive but that's where I stopped. Currently in my first EK2 run with 1614 kids in 460.
@MrLocurito
Жыл бұрын
i would love to see a continuiation of this, even if it's not aiming to just making childs like chadicus did. At least an expectator narration to see what happens to the bloodline AND the empire
@siechamontillado
Жыл бұрын
cool vid bro. we need a sequel. keep the seed strong.
@kimchi2780
6 ай бұрын
I had 18 kids... then the plague killed 20 of them... then I died from stress.
@morjoy4joymor
Жыл бұрын
My mans is basically the Livonian Rasputin, I love it!
@dumbsterdives
Жыл бұрын
this is without a doubt the most innuendos ive ever heard within 25 minutes of each other
@christopherjobin-official7440
Жыл бұрын
18:00 King Crimson reference. I remember you making a very similar reference before, but still much appreciated! King Crimson rocks!
@tywood2022
11 ай бұрын
"Unlike me, Chadicus isn't a sociopath and eventually the stress forced him into a life of veganism" literally the funniest thing I've heard all year
@wheelman1324
Жыл бұрын
Giving Walder Frey a run for his money
@coola567
Жыл бұрын
This might be the grossest thing I ever saw on the internet without setting my browser to incognito. Bravo, two thumbs up
@Gastogh
Жыл бұрын
One hour of post-nut clarity to gain Wise Man and then the glorious death spiral... Ah, the little things in life!
@acrustaceannamedfish7976
Жыл бұрын
Does this work irl?
@AlzaboHD
Жыл бұрын
Unconfirmed in the current build!
@Glumpsy
Жыл бұрын
Even better, there is no limit on how many children a man can have. Seduction, though, is much harder.
@brocksamson3282
Жыл бұрын
donating regularly to a sperm bank (if you are qualified), could sire a lot of kids.
@CatchTheMarmosets
Жыл бұрын
@@brocksamson3282 all bastards though so useless
@eduardog3000
2 ай бұрын
@@brocksamson3282 You can’t know how many though.
@WhiteLama
Жыл бұрын
The flag for Breedistan. My god you’ve gone and done it.
@vittoriobr_6271
Жыл бұрын
“Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight” made me chuckle
@morjoy4joymor
Жыл бұрын
For the Alza-rithm!
@AlzaboHD
Жыл бұрын
You win
@2Links
Жыл бұрын
I can only reply in awe, and leave my own offering to the Alza-rithm.
@thisistherevolt
Жыл бұрын
Cat dad solidarity Alzabo
@sourestcake
Жыл бұрын
Can we have a look at the dynasty tree? I wanna see how wide it is, if it doesn't crash.
@locktock9
Жыл бұрын
"if you're like me you wondered just how many kids one guy can have" actually I did wonder that
@sturgeonxx
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely the funniest video you've made so far. Well done, thanks for sharing with us 🎉
@jasonfrye4669
7 ай бұрын
“The Garlic King” epithet is due to his family tree resembling an upside-down garlic bulb.
@Sogmabolz
Жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan would like too know your location
@Robocopnik
11 ай бұрын
Those are some top-shelf kittycats, right there.
@AlzaboHD
11 ай бұрын
They are! Ill give them some pets on your behalf
@dr0g_Oakblood
Жыл бұрын
22:20 - In other words, turning yourself into Craster from AGOT is a functional strategy as the game currently works, good grief.
@MageThief
Жыл бұрын
Let's breed some new videos from this frisky dynasty.
@saarthel8532
Жыл бұрын
sounds like a good save to max out all dynastic legacies
@esfil8849
Жыл бұрын
Stress spiral straight from dwarf fortress/rimworld is just perfect😂
@user-rr6jj5mr6f
Жыл бұрын
We NEED to know how this game ends
@Fnidner
Жыл бұрын
If only I could do this in real life.....
@austria-hungary4981
4 ай бұрын
Genghis Khan been real silent since Chadicus.
@Galardomond
Жыл бұрын
What an insane journey.
@ThePigsmasher
Жыл бұрын
I’m really curious to see exactly how much mend is ruled by chaddicus descendants and how his empire will fall apart
@TheFusionWarrior
Жыл бұрын
Honestly surprised you didn't trigger a stress integer overflow
@yaboipalps8616
Жыл бұрын
Walder Frey Speedrun.
@WAFFLBerri
Жыл бұрын
Honored that my birthday is shared with the day death day of this great leader.
@candycorn6268
Жыл бұрын
I never expected this kind of representation, but I liked it. And the pronunciation is excellent as always
@Evilanious
Жыл бұрын
People like this did exist. Philip the Good, duke of Burgundy, had at least 22 different acknowledged children, three wives and 24 known mistresses. That's just the lovers and offspring who are known. The real numbers are unknown and probably higher.
@GaiusJuliusCaesar.
Жыл бұрын
I know chad personally hes my wifes boyfriend.
@CatchTheMarmosets
Жыл бұрын
Damn you must be like 5000 years old at this point, you trying to gain enough piety to convert to zunism or something?
@FriendjaminDanklin
Жыл бұрын
your alliteration is mesmerizing
@sahilhossain8204
Жыл бұрын
11:12 hmm yes the Kingdom of Livonia and the Empire of baltica 🇪🇪🇱🇻🇱🇹😎👌
@mrmm1110
Жыл бұрын
from Holy Roman Empire to Holy-Moly Roman Empire XD
@Rexomagne
8 ай бұрын
“Figuratively and potentially father of all sons and daughters of this domain”
@lemonadelemon1960
Жыл бұрын
I played ck3 and my entire kingdom was filled with my bastards cause I set it to all children can inherit. So when my character died my player character had barely any land🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@razzlefrazzle1575
Жыл бұрын
Being told that you "might even" read our comments at the end of the video lol, GFY
@youngjung161
Жыл бұрын
To quote: "cool video bro"
@nicolashrv
6 ай бұрын
Historians: "Today we can say every person who lives in Europe, is a direct descendant of Charlemagne" Chadicus The Impaler: "The same about me, but in a couple of decades"
@maxwellgarner3445
Жыл бұрын
Discovering new things about myself all thanks to AlzboHD
@ValensBellator
8 ай бұрын
Never even considered the runaway stress train. Makes sense that it would get out of control lol
@jackedwards7460
Жыл бұрын
Your videos are genuinely the only ones that make me laugh out loud, love your work Alzabo. What's your favourite line you've written at this point?
@silascomputer
Жыл бұрын
i would say you are the best ck3 youtuber. you have a nice voice and narrate the gameplay nicely
@TrenchCoatDingo
Жыл бұрын
wars of succession are going to be complicated
@hunterbraund8156
8 ай бұрын
I always know im in for a laugh when i click on an alzabo video. Your mastery of the english language never ceases to amaze!
@haritos90
Жыл бұрын
We need the same video for a female character!
@cwrr2330
Жыл бұрын
I stumbled upon the Dr. Seuss of degeneracy. Absolutely beautiful
@bsg5467
Жыл бұрын
Early for the accursed, how wonderful.
@luh.garcia6413
Жыл бұрын
18:07 “but he died so everything is fine” XD
@Ледоруб_в_затылке
4 ай бұрын
"The seed is strong" 💀☠️⚰️
@funkyfennec3680
Жыл бұрын
that was hilarious and so well written, thanks !
@seanbeecher1174
Жыл бұрын
The legacy of Breedistan must continue! You should see just how far CK3 will let you go.
@Frey765
Жыл бұрын
Common Morman W
@koheletcalaforexclan6508
Жыл бұрын
Dang it! I just clicked the like button! I didn’t know it’d end up pregnant! 🥶
@baneandeddu8115
7 ай бұрын
LOVE IT
@MoDavison
Жыл бұрын
Top tier classic meme at 9:25 👌🏿
@noctusfury6918
6 ай бұрын
The game made sure to punish you severely in revenge for breaking the game with your broken child limit. lol 🤣
@TheJcjonesacp
Жыл бұрын
My highest was 137 all of them had my brown hair, as well as very good traits (this was my cheese character) so I didn’t know their was hard coding, maybe my mods changed it?
@CatchTheMarmosets
Жыл бұрын
Definitely. Once u have 15 kids every wife or concubine u have its only possible for 1 kid, and it is nerfed fertility for that kid
@TheJcjonesacp
Жыл бұрын
@@CatchTheMarmosets neat, still changed it anyway, want my army of children to conquer the world!
@TheJcjonesacp
Жыл бұрын
@@anon_148 Eh, they all die young anyway lol
@lisaruhm6681
Жыл бұрын
Ah, the Genghis Khan roleplay.
@blktauna
Жыл бұрын
@blubbaglump6728
Жыл бұрын
the jokes in this vid were next level lmao
@fabf77
Жыл бұрын
In the world of Chadicus, Zeus is known to be a chaste God.
@Commander_Ray
Жыл бұрын
Walter Frey up in here
@carltonleboss
Жыл бұрын
I was waiting so long for this.
@nicbahtin4774
6 ай бұрын
You single handly solved the world economic decline
@CSquared11
Жыл бұрын
19:23 I could have sworn they fixed that lol.
@ehk5948
Жыл бұрын
I hate the stress cycles.
@niofalpha
Жыл бұрын
Walder Frey moment
@grim326
Жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm listening to a Dr. Suess book lol
@gothenmosph5151
Жыл бұрын
'Puns are the lowest form of wit" was written after someone watched this video
@tkc5980
Жыл бұрын
Coom vid bro.
@maikatiemuj2706
8 ай бұрын
dunno how relevant this is with the new educations but when making custom char make it 15 y odl with education trait that way you prob would get 3 star education trait with a genius mentor
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