I love how the longest part of every cruelty squad speedrunning is the stock trade, it makes me laugh seeing a man sitting there waiting for his stock investment to do well
@taurinetrashmann259
10 ай бұрын
Part of me feels like the devs made sure you MUST trade stocks to make a speedrun viable. Imagine how much cortisol your average Cruelty Speedrunner has to deal with
@sundials5572
10 ай бұрын
@@taurinetrashmann259 that’s the ceo mindset
@notyourlocalman
4 ай бұрын
I can imagine him just watching his Computer, going like "CMON HURRY UP, I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO..."
@randomcommenterheredontmin4390
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an NPC in one of these... like, you're guarding a building normally, when you just see this dude climb a fricking wall, shoot like 83 of your coworkers, kill the guy you were supposed to protect, and bhop away in like 2 minutes
@thegwallitn5337
Жыл бұрын
in cruelty squad world that kind of thing happens at least once every fifteen minutes
@eyeblech2001
Жыл бұрын
Imagine explaining this shit to your manager
@robertsanders4575
Жыл бұрын
Well, at least that one dark world guy was - most likely - pleasantly surprised. 'You reversed gravity and landed outside my abode before shooting me through the window before I could even see you? DELIGHTFUL!'
@revoblam7975
Жыл бұрын
@@robertsanders4575 "Ohohohoh my God! I did not even know you could do that, Please, an encoré!!!"
@cyberarcher
Жыл бұрын
20 seconds*
@mustardofdoom
Жыл бұрын
Wow. If you haven't played this game, this speedrun must look absolutely insane. If you *have* played the game, it looks even more insane given the amount of pure skill and lateral thinking on display.
@ericv00
Жыл бұрын
It's the classic speedrun experience. The more you know, the crazier it is. I just busted my rear getting my Paradise time down to 51 seconds for fun, and I knew looking up a speedrun of the game would make my effort look amateur. I was not disappointed.
@Mfn_Tagilla
Жыл бұрын
CEO mindset
@ELGUAPOIV
Жыл бұрын
It's not that serious.
@ZeranZeran
Жыл бұрын
I started last night and I still can't get past the first level I fucking love this game
@powerinmisery
5 ай бұрын
@@ZeranZeran since this was 7 months ago, any updates?
@funkypants99
2 жыл бұрын
that photo finish. brain about to explode, still made it to godhood
@kazooie5152
2 жыл бұрын
I think my heart rate was over 200 at that part
@sillylilstella
Жыл бұрын
@@kazooie5152 true ceo mindset
@Mr._Zook
Жыл бұрын
@@sillylilstellanah, the true CEO GRINDset
@kasane1337
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that ending was intense. The last few seconds could have completely destroyed the entire run, but you nailed it. Congratulations!
@dealerman5955
Жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped when I realized you were getting the death surgery. Never occurred to me you could get it so early
@homrmryourddfdoing
Жыл бұрын
what is that?
@SCDarkZide
10 ай бұрын
I am probably too late with the reply, but when he is going into the first/pharma level again to change his hp from life to death, that's referred to as the death surgery. You need to be on the highest difficulty (Hope Eradicated) in order to get it, which is why he gets the cursed torch so early on.
@somo4227
9 ай бұрын
many things in this game that are op are available to you early on you just don't know about them/are hard to get
@Canalman
3 ай бұрын
I love the visible terror in the mouse movements at the end of Trauma Loop
@goobaguy9
2 жыл бұрын
No more foolery. THIS is true insanity. You have every bit of my respect. Sincerely, Anonymous Shitman
@SCDarkZide
10 ай бұрын
You wouldn't think the stick would allow you to jump this high, also the kicks for acceleration are hilarious. Well done!
@XCATX25
Жыл бұрын
Using the abominator in Bog Business (to obtain a S) is something I tried so many times and I never managed to do once, it's incredible that he does it in consistant speedruns
@Fresh_Knight
Жыл бұрын
The 3 minutes of stock trading is a nice break
@mafiozistas
2 жыл бұрын
I love to watch how with each new run your skill increases and you become faster and faster. Good luck to you
@coveredinoctopus8670
2 жыл бұрын
Love the runs! I mean what other speed runs have a stock market watching section lol
@sirdogith3783
Жыл бұрын
Normally, i would try to imagine the absurdity of such events taking place in a speed run. Imagining realistic reactions to outlandish action. But this is cruelty squad. This *is* what's normal
@StClare_
11 ай бұрын
When the aliens in an extradimensional parallel universe try to create their own Doom-Minecraft crossover.
@Slysheen
Жыл бұрын
That Idiot party run is so satisfying, catapulting yourself to the exit looks so much more fun than sewer exit
@madjack1748
Жыл бұрын
this guy deserves a raise
@mcadminbro2139
2 жыл бұрын
You are a very talented runner. You should try this category again man. I have some videos on my channel that explain the modern Trauma% route, and without these strategies it will be very hard to beat the record if it is even possible. I like that you routed this run yourself, this is a classic speedrun. Respect.
@smoltoasterpastry2267
2 жыл бұрын
ive been watching these since i saw the first single segment run that you did and i gotta say, its really damn impressive. keep it up homie
@MKVRiscy
2 жыл бұрын
Now here is someone with a CEO mindset
@djgaming5107
2 жыл бұрын
These Speedruns are nuts!
@GarrettX001
2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit dude you said sub 15 was possible and here it is! Honestly the mvp for the category right now, no doubt.
@DerekPerlurrl
2 жыл бұрын
Reject humanity, abuse Abominator
@crueltys
2 ай бұрын
this is my go-to meal video
@prussiansoup
9 ай бұрын
This is probably the video that made me think "dayum,you could do that" the most times
@99insight
11 ай бұрын
This is insano mode. I tried playing this game to no avail. I’m terrible at this game. To see you play so well and fast is so insanely hard and awesome to see. Love you
@ProtonFilms_Mark
Жыл бұрын
I have absolutely no idea of what's going on, but I can't look away.
@nicolas100x100
2 жыл бұрын
Amaizing Work! If a human can do a time like this, imagine what a TAS is able to do
@exodus9001
Жыл бұрын
In my multiple retries getting the divine Hq orb, I noticed you can just move the one barrel out of the corner and if you're turned towards the barrel diagonally goin into the vent you can slide in. Might be a second or two but just wanted to offer help you become the ultimate CEO I know you can be.
@drfudgecookie5800
Жыл бұрын
I believe this holds the world record for the fastest speedrun that does not use a glitch.
@notimportant768
7 ай бұрын
Im surprised that going upside down and wagging mouse is faster than gerpendix given you can attach to bullets.
@Lobotomygirlhasnofriends
Жыл бұрын
Surely it would be quicker to do the whole run on 640x480
@felipearrais5415
4 ай бұрын
Those office kills were CLEAN
@spoonkidenjoyer
Жыл бұрын
Nice, only see a 10 or 20 second improvement possible keep it up!
@rinirax
2 жыл бұрын
nice run, thanks for putting timestamps too
@jaytee_9074
Жыл бұрын
the death upgrade early on is something i never even thought of!
@Kai-tu7xw
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, terrific work
@Micamicamico
3 ай бұрын
never seen the game before so it feels like im watching youtube from another universe
@thelordofthelostbraincells
3 ай бұрын
This guy named pyrocynical did a full deep dive video on this game. The video is 4:30:00-ish long, it's a very well made video that's worth the watch if you have the time.
@YoupiMatos2
2 ай бұрын
bruh just play the game instead of watching someone dissect it to bits no?
@Micamicamico
2 ай бұрын
@YoupiMatos2 option 1: spend money on game i didnt even know about Options 2: watch a really imteresting video that pops up in my feed about a game i have NEVER SEEN BEFORE HOW ARE YOU MAD AT ME FOR THAT LMAOOO Absolute tosser
@maragazh9993
Жыл бұрын
1:43 caught the man shmovin
@ArjunTheRageGuy
4 ай бұрын
gotta love the gravity switching thing being abused in here lol
@ReturnoftheHairline
11 ай бұрын
The archon grid shortcut blew my fucking mind
@DaRealRocketMan
Жыл бұрын
THE CRUELTY SQUAD IS REAL!
@user-uj4gr9ql4m
2 жыл бұрын
In the darkworld and miner's miracle possible projectile fly (but idk can it help or not), but about other part of this run - good job
@kazooie5152
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if I could hit that projectile fly consistently it would help a ton.
@brionical2299
17 күн бұрын
I love this game
@goontnt1
10 ай бұрын
Is time menuing in the final time count? If not, the stock market looks like a run killer
@SinisterF.
9 ай бұрын
i don't think so but considering he put only the ingame time in the title they probably ignore the stock market part
@bluegem8582
Жыл бұрын
well, this is how i learn that the rpg divine light room is the same as the pool/pond area, huh..
@BigChumby
2 жыл бұрын
Did you see that level 2?? God like. Also the routing is definitely an interesting choice, I hope even more innovations get the time down to like, 12:50:00
@karotgamin790
Жыл бұрын
taking out the player’s error could shave off a few seconds as well
@PsicodeliaAlternativa
10 ай бұрын
amazing play
@sambicious4664
4 ай бұрын
Oh he never kills the triagons
@thelordofthelostbraincells
3 ай бұрын
They're optional, I guess. Since you can get very powerful suit or armor, a powerful weapon, and $1000000
@PlantModes
Жыл бұрын
This is awesome! Can I suggest a game to speed run next? It's called the indigo Parallel, it has mutliple branching pathways and would be an interesting speedrun.
@viatorem8154
23 сағат бұрын
canon
@Hard0milk03
Жыл бұрын
if this guy ever took bath salts and tried speedrunning irl im sure it would end horibbly
@DarenKajiWolf
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand any of what I just saw... But cool!!!
@digitalizedmind6784
Жыл бұрын
0:37 why is this so funny
@StinkygooberTM
Жыл бұрын
It took me a few days to get pharma that fast, hardest part is consistently hitting the kick jumps
@givlupi2686
2 жыл бұрын
Why did you leave after getting the cursed torch when you could have gone to Darkworld so you wouldn't have to unlock it later?
@hasgames3231
Жыл бұрын
Because he was trying to get the death surgery so I guess he wanted it in the dark world
@givlupi2686
Жыл бұрын
@@hasgames3231 He could just enter dark world from the menu then
@hasgames3231
Жыл бұрын
@@givlupi2686 oh yeah fair point
@for_nothing_important
Ай бұрын
This UI looks like hell
@thomastheturtle8368
Жыл бұрын
How do you get the 2nd ending so Quickly? Cause when I pick up the gun on the Head Quarters it does not kill him instantly ? Great run btw it was a blast to watch, and I thought my Skills were good 😢
@brockrumery3073
Жыл бұрын
Gun he picked up was the transactional rifle. It does more damage the more stocks you have, which is part of why he did the stock trading segment.
@alexthebox9897
2 жыл бұрын
When doing the stocks why not just buy the wheel of fortune instead of the other fish? It’s how I keep my stocks in my game
@galtar862
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t need neuron activator vault since time in menu isn’t counter against the run, just dump money into stock market and wait after you do mall madness but before apartment atrocity so you can get arbitrary money off of the market and instantly buy house and implants and have enough to dump into market to power zkz
@kazooie5152
2 жыл бұрын
I would be starting with like ~10k, wouldn't I have to wait hours irl before that grew to a significant amount?
@galtar862
2 жыл бұрын
@@kazooie5152 I don't think so, either gamesgames or shitty fish should be able to get you there in 15 min or so at the max IIRC. Should be pretty quick to test out, just reset save and run until you finish mall madness. The two strats that should work would be buying either gamesgames or a bunch of cheap fish, but I forget which exactly is best.
@galtar862
2 жыл бұрын
@@kazooie5152 Either way, though, it's a 15 second save at best if you can skip NA vault at your current pace, so there may be better optimizations to be made elsewhere.
@goddesscarrie767
2 жыл бұрын
would u play gorbinos quest
@damsen978
Жыл бұрын
Why don't you start already at 640x480 so you don't have to change the setting mid-run?
@pannnella
Жыл бұрын
hard to do everything at, also it saves no time because time stops when you pause
@johnfindus4225
2 жыл бұрын
Impressive
@thatsme6160
2 жыл бұрын
Why does your baton always seem to charge instantly?
@kazooie5152
2 жыл бұрын
You can hold it charged while the level is loading. I also have a habit of holding it charged as I'm walking around far before I need it. If you're referring to the wall climbing, the charge time of the baton is less than you would think and if you time it right you can swing it pretty fast.
@ribbon8546
Жыл бұрын
Excuse me, are you catching *yourself* with the fishing rod and reeling yourself up for height?
@kylerhurst66
Жыл бұрын
No, thats the baton, they are using the baton push themselves against walls
@ribbon8546
Жыл бұрын
@@kylerhurst66 Damn. That really does sound like something you could do in this game, though.
@lucasaraujo1662
2 жыл бұрын
this run would be great at a GDQ
@user-om6jn1yh5k
2 жыл бұрын
Man, are you terminator?
@w47aaron69
2 жыл бұрын
how did u kill the main guy in cruelty squad headquarters w the sks
@kazooie5152
2 жыл бұрын
If you have at least 1 million invested in stocks the transaction rifle instantly kills him.
@meltinggoo3272
2 жыл бұрын
9:30 how did you get a bouncy suit? I've watched multiple times and still confused
@kazooie5152
2 жыл бұрын
I get it in Idiot Party shortly after killing the target.
@nostalgiamango4199
2 жыл бұрын
CEO MINDSET.
@mattymclaughlin5900
11 ай бұрын
What’s that little green slug alien’s name?
@creepshow60
2 жыл бұрын
Now do an all weapons speed run
@AoifeProductions
2 ай бұрын
is this what the kids call nowadays a "boomer-shooter"?
@person-ub2cy
Жыл бұрын
HOW DO YPU DO THIS
@marshmelows
Жыл бұрын
Mom I'm scared
@Radiant_Veiner
8 ай бұрын
How u jump/move like that?
@CrabO2
3 ай бұрын
Bhop, when moving diagonally you move faster and jumping can also help
@karikora8279
2 жыл бұрын
Nnnnniiice
@ocularorb4021
10 ай бұрын
as someone who has only played the first mission,, why the fuck is he trading stocks mid speedrun
@SinisterF.
9 ай бұрын
for money (and also the sks he picked up in cruelty squad headquarters deals more damage if you have more money invested in stocks with a cap of 1 million)
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