They had to go with Cryptoland because "The Virgin Islands" was taken.
@fatnessfatinator
2 жыл бұрын
oof
@raidraptor5893
2 жыл бұрын
destroyed
@CrownCrown094
2 жыл бұрын
I actually went to virgin island from Philippines and it took my virginity
@pypeapple
2 жыл бұрын
Golden
@FlowAaron
2 жыл бұрын
Nice pun intended there.
@lefunghi6151
2 жыл бұрын
The irony of a physical coin being the mascot for a cryptoland
@otakunthevegan4206
2 жыл бұрын
Like the Flat Earthers "Around the Globe Tour".
@UCjNrKLyRJI-abFA8qiNo92Q
2 жыл бұрын
Sounded better under the influence
@BlazeSLK
2 жыл бұрын
And his name is “Connie”
@artistanthony1007
2 жыл бұрын
Should've been individual Crypto Coins providing assistance, NOT A FREAKING FIAT GOLD COIN!
@reidcunningham5906
2 жыл бұрын
And his name is Conny, like a con man
@lolschrauber
Жыл бұрын
Love how a cryptocurrency mascot is a physical coin
@Cloaker86
Жыл бұрын
im pretty sure they made physical bitcoin, i dont think it is anything useful tho
@Smelly556
Жыл бұрын
@@Cloaker86 WHATS THE POINT.
@Cloaker86
Жыл бұрын
@@Smelly556 idk, probably just merch for Cryptovros to buy, or maybe it justs work for something
@Reece-Mincher3601
Жыл бұрын
We already have physical bitcoin.. it's called money 😂
@aarondavis8943
11 ай бұрын
@@Cloaker86 I thought those were actual tokens that represented bitcoin but then I thought about it and wondered how the fuck would that work? 😂
@roshivvymegido9178
Жыл бұрын
they somehow managed to make a video look like they both invested too much money for it and didn't pay anyone fairly for it at the same time
@quinnfdw
Жыл бұрын
this is the best way to put it🤣
@aarondavis8943
11 ай бұрын
Das how dey be.
@puzzLEGO
2 жыл бұрын
6:28 that voice line was clearly recorded from a 3rd party, implying the people who made this had no women around to do the voice lines for them
@TobsterStrudel
2 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment.
@cameronclarke2712
2 жыл бұрын
Had to whip out the fiverr account
@LuneWatcher
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly what else did we expect
@thecosmicradiation
2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely the most unrealistic thing about the whole Cryptoland video is that there are women there
@IDontLikeHandIes
2 жыл бұрын
HELP ME!! THE CRINGE!! I CANT STOP THE CRINGE!!
@morgann2938
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the promo implies that Cryptoland will be filled with hot women who totally wanna talk to you. Being on an island surrounded by cryptobros sounds like literal hell.
@crumb.y6449
2 жыл бұрын
I used to be a woman and if i some how ended up on this Island i may aswell just explode
@sandwichmonster7067
2 жыл бұрын
Implying that Cryptoland won't go full Epstein Island
@kylefreeburg9353
2 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, 90% of the people they show are dudes, so at least that's somewhat accurate
@Jaytwisty23
2 жыл бұрын
@@crumb.y6449 you can't just use to be a woman though 😂
@we_barebears
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jaytwisty23 theyre probably trans
@jyggalag169
2 жыл бұрын
I have to confess, I saw this video at the time and mistakenly believed it was someone deliberately posting cringe to ironically mock crypto nerds. I was horribly wrong.
@JanusHoW
3 ай бұрын
Crypto and NFT fanatics have no concept of irony.
@petiteangelcake5275
Ай бұрын
You're not alone. So did I.
@handoverthestromboli6715
Жыл бұрын
"Cryptoland: a glimpse into the future we all deserve" God thats pessimistic...
@reddeath5791
Жыл бұрын
That feels like the corporate version of a suicide cult
@superpokemonbros.9441
Жыл бұрын
Probably will age even worse later. Though how much later is anyone's guess
@jakespacepiratee3740
4 ай бұрын
@@superpokemonbros.9441what do you mean?
@superpokemonbros.9441
4 ай бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740 I was trying to extend the joke that the original commenter was making. I didn't do a good job lol
@Nightmare77110
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, none of this was animated. Crypto land was filmed at the gates of Hell and it just so happens that everyone looks like a badly animated character. But looking at these videos you wouldn’t think that, you would know that.
@holdenbell1630
2 жыл бұрын
That would explain the waking nightmares I have about this horror-show.
@ash896
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the coin is actually an animatronic serial murd- I MEAN “investor”
@tylerwilliams33
2 жыл бұрын
Only killer bean may save our asses now..
@TheAlmightyNikoDerp
2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this. I was there during the filming. Guy literally refused to leave until we let him film it.
@ErectusEnormous
Жыл бұрын
God if hell looks like this I'll try to be a saint, please forgive our sins
@user-od1ik2mj4l
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing work from fbi. Making all the predators assemble on a remote island themselves is such an elegant solution
@Zemlyaa
2 жыл бұрын
indeed
@cdrezz6593
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to go to the island
@criSOME1
2 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought. This couldn’t have been made by individuals. The CIA wants to desperately shit on Bitcoin
@yesshh2952
2 жыл бұрын
All the creeps on one island so they can just nuke it lmao
@bobsempletank5362
2 жыл бұрын
The biggest sting operation in history
@thebonkmeister5814
2 жыл бұрын
Watching the animation makes you feel like you're watching a really long bowling cutscene after getting a strike. Actually I take that back this more fits a gutter-ball.
@user-bz7hz4jl1t
Жыл бұрын
Lmao that’s so true
@petiteangelcake5275
Ай бұрын
Even bowling alley animations are better than this
@Atlasworld2005
Ай бұрын
GARCELLO PFP???
@anthonylong9067
2 жыл бұрын
that bear in 5:42 deserves better Imagine you’re hunting for salmon when some hunter kills you, skins your fur off, then you become a throw-rug for a fraudulent crypto island
@kytrous3292
2 жыл бұрын
Cryptoland looks like it's straight out of a failed 90s animated movie that went nowhere and was lost to time, it's amazing.
@kakyoindonut3213
2 жыл бұрын
a lost media
@Pepperoni290
2 жыл бұрын
No, it looks like the scooby doo movie
@ZeroConZx
2 жыл бұрын
its food fight lmao
@mercs2547
2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t there a similar ad for Blockbuster Video?
@jonathanathor117
2 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was that dream music video.
@Millls
2 жыл бұрын
Cryptoland saying "Mental maturity should be more than enough" is a paradox. Anyone who buys cryptos doesn't have the mental maturity to be buying them in the first place.
@fatnessfatinator
2 жыл бұрын
yep
@BigPuddin
2 жыл бұрын
Big ouch.
@AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone who buys cryptocurrency lacks mental maturity? That’s a very bold statement. Why do you think that?
@Millls
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlejandroRodriguez-lw2pj I just said it as a joke. I don't actually think that. I think some people lack mental maturity, though. Some people just invest because their friend did, or because their favorite youtuber or celebrity told them to. Those are the types of people who lack mental maturity.
@callmecharlie0498
2 жыл бұрын
@juice box whats wrong with investing in crypto? shitcoins and NFTs are god awful yes but why REAL crypto aswell?
@nostovatia
2 жыл бұрын
if this is real id like to see electricity, sewage system's water filtration systems, and how garbage is handled on the island. that'll be fun.
@carolyns4519
2 жыл бұрын
FYRE FESTIVAL 2 LETS GOOOO
@Colddirector
2 жыл бұрын
Well you won't because they failed to even buy the island lmao
@nostovatia
2 жыл бұрын
@@Colddirector i know, just saying
@ForkliftCertification744
Жыл бұрын
It won’t
@GuanlongX
Жыл бұрын
they dump the trash into the ocean because only the digital stuff matters
@Nickowar
Жыл бұрын
Watching this animation high with zero context must be terrifying
@Poopenfarden
Ай бұрын
evil sentient coin man abducts multiple people into an island full of unfunny wojak memes and with for some reason talking cars and fake women
@scrawnytony3174
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m all for cryptoland. Hasn’t it been our goal for a long time to get crypto enthusiasts on an island far away from everyone else?
@calus_bath_water
2 жыл бұрын
Fair point
@SpicyMang0s
2 жыл бұрын
True but this isn’t the way of doing it 💀
@GAxelic
2 жыл бұрын
initiate the chess ballistic missile gambit
@rukitomikutochi8764
2 жыл бұрын
Just leave a Nuke underneath the Island.
@toppler8164
2 жыл бұрын
@@rukitomikutochi8764 That destroy the island, just plant a bunch of snipers.
@nichijoufan
2 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was a kid around the 2000s and my father tried to get me into computers and internet. He told me that anyone could make a business out of it. For some reason he told me I should start selling jokes (yes jokes). I said that nobody would pay money for something so stupid and worthless. I was so wrong.
@IOMAN
2 жыл бұрын
He knew everything
@rw3404
2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Always listen to your parents
@themanbehindyou.216
2 жыл бұрын
Your dad was well aware of how stupid humans can be. Now you're aware of it too
@LittleCart
2 жыл бұрын
Your dad is a prophet
@dylanbuchanan6511
2 жыл бұрын
Odd question: But was your father a pretty smart guy or not?
@katherinesmallbean3594
4 ай бұрын
My sister sent me the cryptoland video with no context and I fully believed it was a surrealist shitpost until now
@Steveburger_
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not a fan of forks -chuckles- y'know" is now officially my new pickup line. It's actually smoother than butter.
@bardenhick2121
2 жыл бұрын
NFTs are a super easy way to tell if a content creator actually respects their fanbase or not
@Forgiveiolord
2 жыл бұрын
@Caroline 💋 penguinz long lost nft kzitem.info/news/bejne/sWqPuquiemObe6Q
@rimermusic129
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely agree. Too many "creators" are pimping their audience with NFTs
@Puss1man
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking Christ the bots
@mmgmagic
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan you may, but you sure don't have basic spelling skills
@hydevanhelsing5063
2 жыл бұрын
*Looks at Konami* Yeah, that tracks.
@owlface1816
2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Fiji and crypto is literally illegal here, we aren't allowed to buy or sell crypto so this is definitely a scam lmao.
@Stardevoir
2 жыл бұрын
Considering moving to fiji now
@Dirt-E-Dan
2 жыл бұрын
Considering moving to Fiji now
@skullcullbonez_
2 жыл бұрын
ayo im packing my bags and goin to fiji
@laescalera747
2 жыл бұрын
me and the boys otw to fiji
@dropkickpherby6994
2 жыл бұрын
Considering moving to Fiji
@godzillagamer7512
2 жыл бұрын
so we aren't gonna acknowledge the fact that the cryptoland song was straight up just Prince Ali's theme?
@reddeath5791
Жыл бұрын
Crypto’s strategy is to steal from talented people so it’s completely in character
@dreamhollow
Жыл бұрын
It's been over a year and I think it's safe to say that all the mockers and detractors of Cryptoland were 100% right.
@theonelincoln
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that they themselves did get DMCA’d by the Crazy Frog people is great.
@MattIsntYoung
2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did 3:30 remind everyone else of the island they went to in the Scooby Doo movie? I call copycat
@adjaniepoudrier-cusson6643
2 жыл бұрын
@@MattIsntYoung Holy shit it does look like it! These movies are my guilty pleasure, I don't care about what anyone says, they are masterpieces! You made me so happy right now I have so many fond memories that came from these movies so thank you!
@ImExcalibastard
2 жыл бұрын
@@MattIsntYoung I thought the exact same thing lmao
@bruderschweigen6889
2 жыл бұрын
Why did the French DMCA them?
@panthera_
2 жыл бұрын
I dont even see Crazy Frog in this video tbh. Am I stupid? All i see is pepe
@micaschist5438
2 жыл бұрын
Calling someone who buy NFT an "investor" is like calling the drug dealer a "Pharmacyst"
@ProdByAngus
2 жыл бұрын
I will share your wisdom.
@miguelzavaleta1911
2 жыл бұрын
The concept of NFTs is solid, but there's not a single application out there right now that isn't basically a scam or at the very least a waste of money. It's honestly embarrassing that anyone believes their stupid lion or whatever will ever be worth anything.
@SirBlackReeds
2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelzavaleta1911 It's honestly embarrassing that Charlie's view on NFTs lines up with so many Twitter twerps. These are the same persons who preach "capitalism bad, communism good."
@EduardoFlores-bt4fo
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReeds now say it without crying
@aurelien5747
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReeds commies are smarter than NFTs nuts
@raider360X_sot
4 ай бұрын
The fact that the Cryptoland song literally ripped off Prince Ali from the live action Aladdin and no one notices is bonkers
@Daveaintreal
9 күн бұрын
You'd think Disney would crack down on that, but I guess they literally do not care about crypto shit
@lo_zephyr_6427
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! In Fiji, all forms of gambling are regulated by the Gambling Act of 2009. The only legal form of gambling is a game of chance, provided it is played at home and the total maximum prize does not exceed $100. So the Casino is a load of 💩
@lmao1660
2 жыл бұрын
Apparently Crypto is also illegal in Fiji, so it's massive scam
@sobek6735
2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s beautiful that crypto enthusiasts found themselves unsatisfied with a digital crypto land that they needed a physical version to feel satisfied with the idea
@iwontreplybacklol7481
2 жыл бұрын
Well think about. The crypto pushers dont care about crypto, they just want it to go "to the moon" so they buy real life luxuries. No one wants to live in a digital world if they're rich. They only want to make a digital world and strap people in like the matrix and harvest their money and efforts, while they never even put on a vr headset but rather live in a mansion, drive real sports cars, have real sex with partners and est real lobster and caviar. If they dont say so, then why do you need millions of bucks to live ina vr world. Id believe these visionaries if they gave away their fortunes, ate ramen noodles and vitamin packs to stay alive, lived in. 200sq ft apartment and got their "life fullfillment" out of virtual reality instead .its f'in hilarious, suckers fall for this meta vr crypto land bullshit. Remember, when they have nothing to sell, YOU are the product!
@unknowngod8221
2 жыл бұрын
@@iwontreplybacklol7481 well everyone is not and i mean not doing what the rich want we don't love metaverse because holy fuck it create by Facebook
@jesseraiden4505
2 жыл бұрын
damn the replies were so real they got disappeared lmao
@sobek6735
2 жыл бұрын
@@jesseraiden4505 oh shit they did
@craigmckenzie4967
Жыл бұрын
That’s such beautiful irony 😂😂
@huntercool2232
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the coin’s name is “Cony” as in giving the impression he’s a con artist is hilarious lmao
@lizando1326
2 жыл бұрын
Cony 2021?!
@jokerisinthememe5852
2 жыл бұрын
@@lizando1326 The automatic Google translate. Oh no.
@coldhaixx1905
2 жыл бұрын
@@lizando1326 lmao the translator 😭
@lizando1326
2 жыл бұрын
w-w-what?! what does it say? I can’t turn it on for my own comment
@jokerisinthememe5852
2 жыл бұрын
@@lizando1326 It said “pussy 2021”
@tommykarrick9130
Жыл бұрын
The most bizarre thing about cryptoland is that I don’t think it was ever intended to be a scam. That promo video to me doesn’t look like it was put together by people trying to run a pump and dump, it’s too high effort and feels genuine. I think this is the crypto equivalent of when a church gets a bunch of money and one of the councilwomen says “my grandson does the three dee animation, we should make some cartoons for the kids about the Bible” It wasn’t made to scam people, it was naive
@pattikakes_zeph
11 ай бұрын
"a crypto degen with a crush for crypto kiddies" brother what????
@royce6485
2 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing is turning a beautiful natural wonder like a Fiji island into a place based on the internet. Literally nothing about bitcoin needs to involve the outdoors. Imagine destroying a whole island with an extensive networking infrastructure. I can’t think of anything more selfish than taking an entirely indoor hobby and developing a whole island for it.
@thecosmicradiation
2 жыл бұрын
I mean the irony is that with the amount of pollution created from the process of cryptocurrency mining, all contributing to climate change and rising sea levels, Cryptoland would probably be underwater in fifty years. Edit: If even that long
@fellipedasilva99
2 жыл бұрын
That’s actually a good point I didn’t think about.
@royce6485
2 жыл бұрын
@@thecosmicradiation exactly! The irony of these people in particular developing “paradise” is so gross to me
@miomirachedic1474
2 жыл бұрын
I think they also said they plan to transform a swamp area in the island into a beach and make artifical islands, which means they're gonna destroy all the reefs and ruin the islands environment, typical cryptos LOL
@ootdega
2 жыл бұрын
its not hobby it's super free money time future future future future future future future future future future future future future look at all my monkey jpegs im better than u future future future etc etc
@plaguekidd6902
2 жыл бұрын
I want cryptoland to be real so we can see a live action Lord of the Flies
@dracodracarys2339
2 жыл бұрын
it takes a few days before they realize they can't eat cryptocurrency and promptly resort to cannibalism
@aaroncabatingan5238
2 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the creators of cryptoland telling everyone to go to an airport with their wallets so they can go to cryptoland. And after receiving their payment, they would fly them over a deserted island and just paradrop the cryptonuts into the island and get the heck out of dodge before the nutjobs realize they got scammed. This is a more realistic scenario than a bunch of cryptonuts being able to buy an island from Fiji.
@heitorpedrodegodoi5646
2 жыл бұрын
@@aaroncabatingan5238 better they construct fake buildings in a desert island, drop them there, offer some cheap food and leave they there.
@flyingsquirrel1135
2 жыл бұрын
Like their are so many questions on how this government needs to be formed. These guys would need to hire political scientists and philosophers to help them formulate a constitutional convention the formation of an economy and government sectors- oh wait I just realized no philosopher or political scientist is dumb enough to take crypto for payment.
@anti79
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Internet Historian video about this
@milksonghorlet
2 ай бұрын
"Crypto is in my chromosome" is genuinely the best line in this
@joshuashaw2923
21 күн бұрын
Ohh self burn! Those are rare
@r_boss1513
Жыл бұрын
6:55 i didnt know that cryptoland had a prisoner of war camp
@mjdxp5688
2 жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite attractions at Cryptoland include: - Rugpull Ranch - Scam Sanctuary - Ripoff Ride - The Price Drop - Bored Ape Avenue - Power Consumption Pool - Crypto Bro Bar - Coin Casino
@GRAv111
2 жыл бұрын
-Metaverse Merry-go-round -The Bitcoin Mines -Screenshot Slingshot And don’t forget the Non-Fungible-Tower of Terror
@VitaTheMerm
2 жыл бұрын
@Tisna Rahani no
@GRAv111
2 жыл бұрын
Down by the beach enjoy the OpenSea Shore and catch sights of the Whales🐳 . And sip on that iced cold Mint flavored cocktail that will have you FOMOing at the mouth🍸 while you LAUNDER in your beach chair.
@dennisthemenace567
2 жыл бұрын
Because people with resources are afraid of them. They want you to hate them too so these useless shits get pushed on you.
@spiritbx1337
2 жыл бұрын
They will store their garbage in the 'Pump-and' Dump.
@tweer64
2 жыл бұрын
"mental maturity should be more than enough" So basically, no one who would buy crypto.
@jokerisinthememe5852
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@MackyAr
2 жыл бұрын
Haken fan spotted in the wild wow
@stmsin
Жыл бұрын
frat mentality
@summaryart9091
Жыл бұрын
Dream style animation 💀
@pigsaw.
Жыл бұрын
hello neighbor lookin ahhh dude
@No-Name0087
2 жыл бұрын
I challenged myself to watch this full video without cringing and every time I cringed I took a shot. Needless to say, I had the mother of all headaches when I woke up.
@GoldenNinja50
2 жыл бұрын
"A crush for crypto kiddies" Thats when you know its gonna be a good animation
@powEnvy
2 жыл бұрын
What you are about to see here is a ratio
@lotus_flower2001
2 жыл бұрын
@@powEnvy the idea of "ratios" is just stupid. Twitter is a toxic cesspool.
@ppurpleduck
2 жыл бұрын
@@powEnvy hahahaha lol hahahaha
@Pluuvo
2 жыл бұрын
its cryptokitties; some collectible project.
@maximilianmus8773
2 жыл бұрын
@@lotus_flower2001 ratio
@Ani
2 жыл бұрын
hearing that charlie will be defending this video staying up is really heartening, larger creators doing this kind of thing with the resources they have is exactly what bullshit like this needs done.
@Glacialgaming
2 жыл бұрын
First human reply
@investdough
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah if it goes down he makes less money
@thymii6946
2 жыл бұрын
@Slicky stop, we don trust links no more. Or ur just some bot by a lonely nobody.
@joemama2737
2 жыл бұрын
@@Glacialgaming hype
@joemama2737
2 жыл бұрын
@@thymii6946 ignore it, literally just pretend they don’t exist
@ilikegames5848
2 жыл бұрын
'This looks like an old pc game that came in a cereal box' I dunno, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 was pretty legit.
@lethalcheese5771
Жыл бұрын
"Like Bored-Apes but with Hitler" That aged well.....
@poweroffriendship2.0
2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the Crypto coin with a terrifying face looks like a messed up version of Thomas the Steam Tank Engine but it's gold.
@WDWatameVirus
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Crypto Wars 2: Attack of the Bots
@reniculous1559
2 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING THOUGHT THAT THE FACE LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING
@Sampsonoff
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but can I buy the Thomas the Tank Engine NFT? Take my money
@j-lo5079
2 жыл бұрын
*NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE*
@DaReelSlimN80
2 жыл бұрын
@@WDWatameVirus they've got us pinned down over here, save yourself while you still can
@systemhalodark
2 жыл бұрын
2007: Bioshock is great, but Rapture is so unrealistic. 2022: Cryptoland...
@nightram6164
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for them to put crypto currency into little girls turning them into little sisters and have the mascots be big daddies
@trevors.5998
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/l6Wermqoq3h7g4o 🙏💯
@CDRW24
2 жыл бұрын
This is the setting of Bioshock 4 after all.
@bullseye5202
2 жыл бұрын
Even with the social revolutions, body modification and insane junkies with super powers, I would rather live in Rapture than Cryptoland any day
@flow185
2 жыл бұрын
@@bullseye5202 atleast its fun
@williamwalrus9473
Жыл бұрын
I find it ironic that the mascot for crypto currency is a physical coin
@yorsinclair4010
4 ай бұрын
The coin mascot scares me
@alanspirand880
2 жыл бұрын
A physical island tied to the blockchain sounds like a terrific idea. Until someone hacks your crypto wallet and steals the entire island along with your apes.
@strangeduckling
2 жыл бұрын
Not just the apes, but the lions and Hitlers too
@satan1841
2 жыл бұрын
*NO! My limited edition George floyd NFT*
@baimhakani
2 жыл бұрын
NO NOT MY PICTURES OF MILDLY INTERESTING PICTURES OF A LITERAL DRYWALL
@peckinduck2915
2 жыл бұрын
NOOOO SOMEONE STOLE MY PURPLE-GREEN MONKE
@unoriginalname5665
2 жыл бұрын
Anything Anything! But the Epstein NFTS!
@Sound557
2 жыл бұрын
It looks like the kind of thing you'd see after hitting a strike at a bowling alley.
@Forgiveiolord
2 жыл бұрын
@Silvia🦋 penguinz long lost nft kzitem.info/news/bejne/sWqPuquiemObe6Q
@abstrakt8709
2 жыл бұрын
Nightmare fuel then 😃
@yan_dj
2 жыл бұрын
That would be so fucking funny, like you can't bowl again until the entire 10 minute animation is over
@milk-sharks
2 жыл бұрын
why are there so many spambots, youtube needs to put their money into combatting spam instead of removing the dislikes
@vriskaserket1120
2 жыл бұрын
It’s more like the thing you get when you gutterball
@captainbean4219
2 жыл бұрын
4:50 love how those two guys on the far right of the screen teleport back into their animation loops
@AdamG5
Жыл бұрын
3:26 pause it riiight there
@princeyy69
2 жыл бұрын
this feels like a really outlandish idea for a kids themed birthday party
@IDontLikeHandIes
2 жыл бұрын
I cant finish the video!!! THE CRINGE!!! THE CRINGE!!!!!
@nise6699
2 жыл бұрын
imagine a kid getting crypto on their birthday, I feel sorry for them
@jaredsabatelli2459
2 жыл бұрын
Ya
@Naptosis
2 жыл бұрын
"Mum, can we get some bitcoin for my birthday?" "We have bitcoin at home sweetie."
@sirbachelorboredmen1314
2 жыл бұрын
It's more like Gmod prop hunt map by one and only, VanossGaming
@razzlepizzazz
2 жыл бұрын
"theres no dislikes so it must be good" was so depressing to hear lmao
@JOwaky
2 жыл бұрын
Im gonna commit mass m7rder in Cryptoland
@flamedramon68
2 жыл бұрын
@@JOwaky Ok Hitler take a deep breath
@SirBlackReeds
2 жыл бұрын
Not nearly as depressing as hearing this guy talk smack about Troy Baker. Then again, he did commit the cardinal sin of consistently defending The Last of Us Part II.
@Malhaloc
2 жыл бұрын
The joke is youtube doesn't show dislikes anymore because the videos that they want liked are getting nuked with downvotes.
@brandonsantana5981
Жыл бұрын
that birdseye view of the coin and dude in the coin vault was so menacing
@ConstantBit9
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, that island suddenly makes Guantanamo Bay look very attractive....
@shaunlevin5081
2 жыл бұрын
"Who is this for? 6 year olds?" That's probably why they say the age of consent is mental age.
@joshkilluminadi7158
2 жыл бұрын
Epstiene island 2 electric boogaloo
@jblen
2 жыл бұрын
It's strange, about 9% of the world's currency is in crypto and yet this is the best animation they can do 🤔
@everilliem3292
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? They smashed Disney and Pixar!!!
@LoneFullmetal
2 жыл бұрын
The thing is they don't have crypto themselves, they're just trying to scam other idiots out of their's.
@jblen
2 жыл бұрын
@@LoneFullmetal they do have crypto themselves, the whole point is that they get others to drive up the price super high so they can then sell their crypto that they got for basically free since they made it
@Pyjama_S
2 жыл бұрын
Do you think there’s one person who owns it all?
@johnr797
2 жыл бұрын
@@Pyjama_S I'm sure the FBI owns quite a bit still, they bought up a hell of a lot of bitcoin when it first started out.
@captainchicken8949
2 жыл бұрын
2:22 E P S T E I N I S L A N D
@extralevel8253
Жыл бұрын
8:33 - Has Disney sued them yet lol, cause that is literally the ending to Prince Ali from Aladdin
@TheRealBrianYoumans
2 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder: this animation, and its marketing, actually cost $50,000
@ToxicBastard
2 жыл бұрын
Obviously these guys are sound investors
@lemeres2478
2 жыл бұрын
Reminder- the animator had two 0's at the end of the bill one he heard this was for cryptocurrency.
@duroorud527
2 жыл бұрын
A few more of these and you get foodfight nfts
@Vitoreo
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh im sure i could pull of better camera work with my 1k hours in blender then this stuff. if this cost more then 500USD to make total then they got scammed.
@blokvader8283
2 жыл бұрын
@@duroorud527 Dude that fucking movie is Studio Ghibli compared to this shit
@LikaLaruku
2 жыл бұрын
Cryptoland is over. They were unable to buy the island. They also found out there were some laws that would have prevented then from having a casino, & they didn't legally obtain the rights for some assets & music used in the video, which got DMCA'd for the use of Crazy Frog.
@kh-ro5su
2 жыл бұрын
so like everything crypto: for morons, by morons
@Toxicetc
2 жыл бұрын
It was over before it started? It was an attempt to predate on children. The creators are pedophiles who are trying to lure children into an unsafe space away from their parents so they can violate them. They're child predators that's what the whole project was. It was never alive. Of course its over.
@Callisto8233
2 жыл бұрын
thank fuck
@tenshi_amachi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Toxicetc So Epstein’s island 2.0? Damn.
@Toxicetc
2 жыл бұрын
@@tenshi_amachi but seriously man I cannot stress this enough, ANYBODY, ANY SINGLE PERSON even ur own mother who in any type of way says that they don't completley 100% harbour distain and disgust for ideas like cryptoland, if they even have an unbiased opinion about it because they think that it might not ALL be a bad idea, they are fucking pedophiles. You should call them that to their face, and say it VERY loudly so that anyone else in the vicinity hears and starts looking. People who support this stuff need to be publicly called out as the child predators they are. NFTs are directly associated with pedophilia.
@jimathybindlenim6359
2 жыл бұрын
I've been investing in seeds and bulbs. You can literally plant them and get 100x return. Chickens are awesome too, they make eggs that actually turn into another chicken. That's %100 return quarterly
@Courier6FNV
Жыл бұрын
This just feels like an elaborate bait shitpost
@N1ght44
2 жыл бұрын
they're putting 'crypto' into every sentence like they used to do with 'quantum' in bad sci-fi movies
@N1ght44
2 жыл бұрын
@SML ain't no way 😱😱😵💀💀💀
@Madeleine_des_Esseintes
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the Neil Breen flashback! :D
@N1ght44
2 жыл бұрын
@@Madeleine_des_Esseintes "I can manipulate space, time, and energy. I can compress time. dark matter. dark energy. quantum physics. string theory. I can bend time, so I can travel from where we are now to a thousand years from the future..."
@ShibuNub3305
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for it to come full circle and have some dumb shit try and sell some Quantum NFT’s
@Luigikid
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of work that has been put into this animation is unbelievable to me. lol
@johnclark926
2 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best crypto-related 3D animation I’ve seen, but it’s still the bottom of the barrel. I’m betting good money that this was animated by Threshold Animation Studios, the same studio that animated Foodfight. The awful lip syncing and the uncanny moment is so iconically Foodfight, I need to find out if they’re credited anywhere or not.
@kgkomrin
2 жыл бұрын
Tbh it's pretty shitty but for NFT standards it's the best lol
@psikirbstorm
2 жыл бұрын
It truly is, but I still don't know how on earth they are going to put the island together they are supposedly going to buy, if at all due to backlash. It also seems like a scam as well.
@slick3996
2 жыл бұрын
had some good nostalgia with your vids ngl
@bodukes6062
2 жыл бұрын
It’s both way too much and not enough. Amazing.
@flamingfoxx
2 жыл бұрын
It's not a good sign about our culture when he says "He went on Twitter and shot himself in the foot" and I 100% believed he actually did that
@NEONFOXY2020
Жыл бұрын
The fact that they made the mascot look worse than the mcdonalds happy meal mascot is astonishing and horrifying
@fulcrum6760
2 жыл бұрын
I swear, we expected this whole crypto and metaverse boom to take over like wildfire but there’s so many missteps that I wouldn’t be surprised that it would end somewhere in summer of 2022.
@Forgiveiolord
2 жыл бұрын
@Caroline 💋 penguinz long lost nft kzitem.info/news/bejne/sWqPuquiemObe6Q
@calmgoodfire4662
2 жыл бұрын
SOO much bots
@NeoNovastar
2 жыл бұрын
I seriously hope. I hope
@idiotshittiot
2 жыл бұрын
Nah. It won't end. Currently people (celebrities) realize how easy it is to influence people through trends. The blockchain unfortunately was introduced to the public through NFT's, and unfortunately most are money grabs and scams. Yet - the technology itself isn't a scam. It offers a way to trade securely, without other forces like the government being involved.
@iCore7Gaming
2 жыл бұрын
Crypto won't die lol.
@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
2 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing about these people. Even if we give them the strongest steelman possible, and this was something they were genuinely trying to do. Not only would they NOT have been allowed to decide their own age of consent, which is fucking creepy as hell... they wouldn't have been allowed to make ANY laws at all. They would still be bound by the laws of Fiji, including the outright ban of gambling which is hilarious when they have a fucking casino in the animation. Buying land doesn't suddenly make it not territory of an existing country.
@avantail
2 жыл бұрын
Epstein Island 2.0
@kakyoindonut3213
2 жыл бұрын
@@avantail or reddit island 3.0
@diamondmetal3062
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a thing with finance bros and libertarians, for whatever reason, they’re all pedophiles.
@sumisu2578
2 жыл бұрын
What if they try to make it a country tho?
@ToxicBastard
2 жыл бұрын
@@diamondmetal3062 Libertarians? Every libertarian I've ever met has been fine, same with liberals. It's always authoritarians and anarchists that are freaking degens.
@mathiaswilhelm1902
4 ай бұрын
It’s been almost 2 years since the launch and they are still spinning their wheels in the mud, they won’t be able to buy an island but the prophesy is they will buy a private cruse ship called the titanium princess and party it up until they’ll haft to sell the boat after not being able to buy fuel or be legally recognised (tied to a nation), licensed or insured
@Geenoi
Жыл бұрын
They fr brought in budget Cappy from fallout to advertise crypto 💀
@petrolheadsconcupiscence8081
2 жыл бұрын
“They allow kids on their island” *this can’t be good…*
@xyx2188
2 жыл бұрын
On the bright side there will be less insufferable people on the mainlands
@shadowknight6501
2 жыл бұрын
@@xyx2188 if cryptologic goes to fiji im doomed . *I'm a local*, ill be living near epstein Island. -i will personally try to ruin the island (the people not the nature, Fijian scenery is beautiful when it has good weather) help me-
@HowToChangeName
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, cant wait for crypto epstein emerged from this
@Cooldude-ko7ps
2 жыл бұрын
Well hey. At least all the scum will be in one place. Makes it easier to deliver justice in the form of heavy firepower.
@dianacarinao6667
2 жыл бұрын
Epstein: *visible happiness*
@snakeywakey4109
2 жыл бұрын
this was so cringe that every embaressing thing i did in my childhood is less cringe and easier to forget
@alexsiemers7898
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that was stuff you did as a child. This, on the other hand, was made by and for adults
@JulianR2JG
2 жыл бұрын
This is scarier than my MLP obsession I was bullied for as a kid
@plazmikpond
2 жыл бұрын
@@JulianR2JG Ok
@layonyatsu7203
2 жыл бұрын
@@JulianR2JG pls sike
@amog8202
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@DocDocGoose15
Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine anyone seeing that animated ad and thinking "Yes. Good. I would like to be apart of this."
@thevoidmagician6653
Жыл бұрын
Bro, I wish I recorded this. When the dude was talking about crypto island with that awestruck gaze, right before the camera completely panned to the island, I got an ad about an island of trash.
@RemerkulTheFlyingCow
2 жыл бұрын
It's mind-boggling that this is actually real, this entire project honestly seems like a giant parody of itself.
@dudebruh8534
2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry they don't have a chance with buying the island. It literally only two people behind the project and its specifically illegal for Americans to buy it that land, This is what another person said: I joined the Discord server out of curiosity. The founder of Cryptoland did an AMA in voice chat the other night and it was just an absolute clusterfuck. It was hilarious. Among other things: -he made clear they'd developed detailed evacuation plans but had no idea how they were going to deal with sewage in the island - insulted his own audience by explaining they needed competent professionals to do things like manning the resort desks and not 'crypto people' - responded to a question of how they'd deal with waste with 'I don't care' -made clear they have absolutely no background in any field related to this project -responded to a question as to why they showed a casino in the advertising when gambling is illegal in Fiji with 'it's not meant to be literal' -admitted he'd cancelled the agreement to get the island and so didn't actually own it at all. Over the course of the vc it became clear that the project literally only appears to consist of two people - this guy and a woman - and they falsely listed a bunch of random freelancers they worked with on their website to make the project seem bigger and more legitimate.
@sirbachelorboredmen1314
2 жыл бұрын
Such a waste of land. It could have been Jurassic Park in there.
@miomirachedic1474
2 жыл бұрын
@@dudebruh8534 I wish they did buy the island so I could laugh how much of a failure it would be
@Xyonai3112
2 жыл бұрын
That's how I've felt about most of this Crypto/NFT stuff. Every piece of Crypto/NFT backed media I've seen out of these schmos over the last two or so years has been the most low effort trash nonsense that's swarmed with bots and copium addicts trying to hype up their digital macaroni art that's somehow generated enough astroturfed hype to reel in Stock investor types and Millionaire Tech bros to keep the grift going. It feels like we're watching the world's most elaborate and coordinated trolling attempt.
@metaldoji
2 жыл бұрын
its mostly middle aged men having an identity crisis
@aph1dqueen
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly hope that SOMEHOW cryptoland becomes a real place. just because I want to see how much of a catastrophic failure it ends up being
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
2 жыл бұрын
Except for the pedo part
@suziebelle3738
2 жыл бұрын
i want it to be dashcon 2.0 where everyone goes there on their own violition and suffers because of it
@vibevizier6512
2 жыл бұрын
@@suziebelle3738 At least Dashcon was fucking hilarious (and an embodiment of the absolutely unhinged tumblr spirit). I cant imagine this being... Anything but depressing. Im banishing these crypto-fuckers to the ball pit.
@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe have pirates invade the whole island. Voila, real life Far Cry 3
@unicornman147
2 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how they have these grand plans for a luxury resort and an NFT restaurant (whatever the hell that is) and whatnot for their paradise island, but I'm not seeing a hint of actual infrastructure that the place will need to stay operational. Where are the waste management facilities? Hospitals and fire stations? Energy grid (and remember, this is crypto mining, so it's going to take a shitton of energy)? Where are they going to get food and other supplies for Cryptoland citizens? Presumably they don't want to be associated with a centralized government, so how will they establish laws and handle crime? This is really basic stuff and they still managed to drop the ball on that. I guess they forgot that once they establish their luxury island, Mom isn't going to be there to cook and do laundry for them.
@CommanderNoob
2 ай бұрын
I love how they used actual Jurassic Park music in it lmao
@michaelrobert6386
18 күн бұрын
Love the lack of transition from the plane interior to exterior. The camera just clips through the window.
@Black-Dawg-Jesus
2 жыл бұрын
So they want to make people believe that you can get rich with NFTs but then decide to make a 500$ animation with 30$ voice actors and a 10$ story writer? You can't make that up, that is so hilarious.
@cjallenroxs6239
2 жыл бұрын
They make all that damn money and make this shitty as animation
@glumreaper8885
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget a $5 songwriter who couldn't bother writing his own music or half of his own lyrics
@johnr797
2 жыл бұрын
I think this is cringe as hell, but something like this would cost much more than $500
@SirBlackReeds
2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe they just wanted to make a quick buck.
@chadschmaltz9790
2 жыл бұрын
From what I have heard in other videos on this topic, they spent $2.6 million on the animation. Where that money went? I have no idea because the animation looks too terrible to have had that much money put into it.
@breadmilkYT
2 жыл бұрын
Troy Baker: "You can hate, or you can create. What'll it be?" *Everyone in collective unison choses hate*
@ibeamy
2 жыл бұрын
Chooses.
@accountlol7409
Жыл бұрын
@@ibeamy choosed.
@aztro_naut
Жыл бұрын
@@accountlol7409 chused
@ForkliftCertification744
Жыл бұрын
This comment reads like it’s from undertale
@january3rd293
Жыл бұрын
@@ForkliftCertification744 "You're not sure why, but hate was the correct option this time."
@auro5746
2 ай бұрын
This gets funnier and funnier at every rewatch considering how much of a joke crypto and nfts are nowadays
@Milkrayt
2 жыл бұрын
The animation reminds me of the movie “foodfight”
@epochthekid
2 жыл бұрын
2:41 The way the texture and rendering on his shirt suddenly changes from one frame to the next is an immediate sign of quality assurance
@Vitoreo
2 жыл бұрын
literararly started the render with the wrong texture for like the first 2 hours. you cant make this stuff up.
@96blocks
2 жыл бұрын
Also the camera panning from the inside of the plane to clipping through the window as the model of the guy glitches out is also another sign that this is some *top quality stuff* you’re watching
@epochthekid
2 жыл бұрын
@@96blocks the more you watch it, somehow the worse it looks
@epochthekid
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vitoreo and then just swap it out abruptly and hope no one notices. Shits wild
@epochthekid
2 жыл бұрын
@Julo Micha Both marvels of animation. They somehow managed to regress the field by 20 years
@guyofminimalimportance7
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Charlie had to explain how he was misinformed in the beginning; not because he accused them of something they didn't do, but rather that they were way worse than he let on.
@SirBlackReeds
2 жыл бұрын
Judging by his takes on NFTs, that wasn't the only thing he was misinformed on.
@il_veltro
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReeds damn that really hurt you huh
@stmsin
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirBlackReedsdude we dont care
@SirBlackReeds
2 жыл бұрын
@@stmsin You do considering you replied.
@SirBlackReeds
2 жыл бұрын
@@il_veltro It's understandable that I thought he was better than all the idiots on Twitter who are blindly screeching about NFTs. Those people are the kind of people he'd make fun of, are they not?
@Overwriter
2 жыл бұрын
They did portray the investor accurately by having him say "crypto" at least once every 5 seconds
@alipali
2 жыл бұрын
Even bowling alley screens can compete with that in terms of animation quality.
@UDOD0NE
2 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot Crazy Frog got forced into NFTs by their managers or whatever and they actually don't want to do it and even sent signals that they didn't want to do it to begin with
@pineapplesodah
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds so dystopian
@il_veltro
2 жыл бұрын
#FreeCrazyFrog 🤚😔
@quadecaX8
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious I hope they make more cryptoland episodes
@anonymousfortunes2970
2 жыл бұрын
Dude did you notice they used "be our guest" from beauty and the beast as the song. XD they're SUCH fakes everything was stolen. they couldn't even make any original music! what's next? little mermaid cause it's by the water X'D
@mollyworld005
2 жыл бұрын
yooo quad
@antoniacorrales9148
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@markwilson5810
2 жыл бұрын
whatchya doin here mate lmao, love ur music
@Bulls_Aye
2 жыл бұрын
@@anonymousfortunes2970 Stealing everything huh? Just like most people who sell NFT's do by stealing other people's art.
@conkerconk3
Жыл бұрын
1:15 I used to use the winky face after most sentences because I thought it was cool/normal... but looking back now, oh how wrong i was
@niganools1502
Жыл бұрын
Straight predators on that island lmaoooo😭
@Queggletank
2 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight. -making an NFT is costly in ressources -NFTs have value by the virtue of being rare -more and more NFTs get churned out -less and less people buy the higher priced ones creating a market for "cheap" NFTs -NFTs have become as abundand and cheap as they can -The NFT-craze dies down and so does the value of them -the massive ressources needed to create them are wasted on a data construct If you would go back in time and tell someone we are burning coal just to store who owns what "rare Pepe" on servers, they would throw you into an asylum. Rightfully so. We burn the world for rare Pepe and wonder why the antinatalists are growing in numbers
@ninjaslayer9248
2 жыл бұрын
What’s rare Pepe?
@melvinmerkelhopper5752
2 жыл бұрын
Lol the whole point of antinatalists is that they don't grow in numbers.
@bumbleecorp9824
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is all nft haters only see the nft value that media portrait. Not knowing nothing behind NFT tech is ignorant and yet you guys still write assays of why nfts are shit. You know a contract with a corporation can be an nft? Yeah no paper just a contract in the blockchain that can never be deleted hence being more serious than the paper contracts we have now. You know that fiat money can be nft? And be used as payment through the blockchain? Oh yeah you dont know anything about nft other than PNGs and stupid art.
@jakespacepiratee3740
2 жыл бұрын
@@bumbleecorp9824 Dont you have some Furry Porn art to be stealing? Tell us how much money you earned for some Cryptokiddies.
@Geozuks
2 жыл бұрын
@@bumbleecorp9824 welcome to the popular opinion on the internet, of course they don't know a thing about NFTs but is funny to hate something with the virtual homies
@xor_the_protogen
2 жыл бұрын
"Cryptoland - a glimpse into the future we all deserve" *What have we done*
@nyancatpoptart5441
2 жыл бұрын
A better question would be, what have we Not done?
@endisendis123
2 жыл бұрын
Where did we go wrong in the pathway of evolution of mankind?
@MattlikestrainsOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
and worse- if it has oits own age of ceonsent that means its possibly *its own nation*
@KonnieFuzeon
Жыл бұрын
Humans needed to be punished sooner or later
@stmsin
Жыл бұрын
is that the british spelling of glimpse or something
@MrFunreal
Жыл бұрын
That girls voice line was literally phoned in from either her kitchen or her bathroom. She probably recorded it while pooping.
@HatterTheMAD440
4 ай бұрын
They really expected someone to invest to a project that was promoted with a cartoon that looks like a car insurance commercial from the 2000's
@KiraTV1
2 жыл бұрын
Cryptoland is the gift that keeps on giving.
@calmgoodfire4662
2 жыл бұрын
Your one of the first people who began talking about crypto land And exposing this Epstein island 2 scam
@Forgiveiolord
2 жыл бұрын
@HIBA TV penguinz long lost nft kzitem.info/news/bejne/sWqPuquiemObe6Q
@KiraTV1
2 жыл бұрын
@Calmgoodfire I can't take any credit. At this point I just wake up daily with dozens of emails, discord messages and tweets about weird, shady or crazy crypto things and I just pick them out of a hat for content.
@youtubestudiosucks978
2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was aids
@thememehunterrr6185
2 жыл бұрын
yeah stds for generations to come
@santiagoherrera1853
2 жыл бұрын
I don't get how companies don't get that most people don't want NFTS after every person has been hated for trying to sell NFTS
@chrysanthemumfire6456
2 жыл бұрын
Cause they don’t make it for people like us; it’s specifically to get more money out of everyone that has fallen for NFTs wallets
@iCore7Gaming
2 жыл бұрын
I guess you don't really know what an NFT is do you
@iCore7Gaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@chrysanthemumfire6456 The idea behind NFTs was not for selling crappy images. You do understand that NFT is a specfic token and not the actual monkey png. lol.
@tilenkobe
2 жыл бұрын
Because they can still sell them, majority hates them but a damn good amount of minority buys them. The same way most people won't bother with microtransactions in videogames but then there are people who will throw thousands of dollars in one game.
@Thyb0
2 жыл бұрын
Idk why you would even throw money at an NFT like... Why
@HarunoMaxwell6115
Жыл бұрын
This rejected Miraculous Ladybug Pixar tissue commercial could be tweaked by destroying everything it stands for.
@theonionofcatarina9821
Жыл бұрын
When cryptoland has voice acting, but pokemon does not.
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