"Shit, you kill a mothafucka on camera, you can at the very least speak a lil' Chinese!"
@ericl3931
Жыл бұрын
Shit makes me scream laugh
@saiftama
Жыл бұрын
Shit, you killed a mf on camera
@rucotomo
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@hardleftturn7274
Жыл бұрын
8:50
@carlanderton3rd
Жыл бұрын
Stav desperately tossing obstacles in a futile attempt to stop the freight train that is Nick Mullen's mind
@iwillheadlockyournan731
7 ай бұрын
Truly what he bought to the pod
@felixmikael9495
7 ай бұрын
A cumtown fan dating a sista, god help her.
@stopculture
5 ай бұрын
It’s all part of the dynamic. Him pumping the brakes elevated nicks jokes
@yermm
4 ай бұрын
It's hard being a straight man
@callmedful
Ай бұрын
A train full of racism and gay sex
@jakeypoo123
Жыл бұрын
I’ve heard this clip so many times and still “may the best man win” makes me cry laughing.
@justinborland3325
Жыл бұрын
The best man kinda already won. I mean, where’s George Floyd now? Losertown, that’s where
@EnteiFled
Жыл бұрын
@@justinborland3325 took a trip to bitetown
@penguano5514
Жыл бұрын
@@EnteiFledsee you later alligator
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
8 ай бұрын
@@EnteiFled Is that anywhere near Havre De Grace, where Pepsi is bottled as we all know?
@GeneralSamov
4 ай бұрын
@@justinborland3325 You could argue he's in martyrtown, forever. Meanwhile Chauvinist is getting stabbed in prison.
@drew4064
Жыл бұрын
The only way to distract Nick from racism is to get him thinking about gay sex
@Cinerary
3 ай бұрын
You can still be racist thinking about gay sex. It’s actually quite common in the gay community. Also I’m gay
@insanedegeneratemoron9794
Жыл бұрын
A George Floyd in his own right
@pipn9090
Жыл бұрын
lmaooo hell yea dude
@jacobosullivan2018
Жыл бұрын
Well cuz he's a *BLEEP*
@joshuamcgovern6587
2 ай бұрын
George Floyds come in every color
@JoeyLocke414
Жыл бұрын
Adam feeds this bit more than anyone would like to admit
@dogma7346
Жыл бұрын
GO HEAD SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
@drunkenmmamaster419
4 ай бұрын
Adam low key funny AF 😂
@questisinthejam
2 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419highkey
@eight_hundred_eighteen
2 ай бұрын
When he is out of nowhere, just yells. "My client!"
@DreIsGoneFission
Ай бұрын
I didn’t know that a bug could feed a bit
@patrickharper-aucoin4413
Жыл бұрын
COULD A RACIST MAN DO THIS?!
@brimple
Жыл бұрын
speak a lil chinese for em derek
@hunterstone2182
Жыл бұрын
Sheeet you can kill a man on camera but can't speak Chinese?
@sdk9443
Жыл бұрын
@@brimple blow these people’s mentalities
@pandavelli8176
11 ай бұрын
Educate these MF’s, drop some Swahili on them bruthas
@southerndiscomfort171
10 ай бұрын
don’t be shy now, you killed a motherfucker on camera
@lmackenzie9198
Жыл бұрын
“You could at the very least speak a little Chinese!” is one of the funniest fucking things
@DanZupanc
11 ай бұрын
shiiit you killed a mothafucka on camera 😂
@Lord_Pilaf
8 ай бұрын
"Motion to sike that from the record"
@mesyoup.3zy
10 ай бұрын
Stav saying “no no no it’s not that” whenever nicks saying something fucked up is so funny
@christdolphin69
4 ай бұрын
It’s not funny, it’s gay and lame. Stav sucks. Any member of The View could have filled in and would’ve responded in the same way
@ptptpt123
4 ай бұрын
@@christdolphin69leaves us with blue racist balls but still funny
@alanfulcher460
4 ай бұрын
@@christdolphin69you’re mad that you didn’t get to hear your best friend say your favorite word!
@Cinerary
3 ай бұрын
@@christdolphin69 I mean to be honest he’s the only reason Cumtown was allowed to continue because if they had another Nick egging him on it would have been blacklisted from the internet and put on SPLCs watch list as a hate program along with Alex Jones Which is really dumb, because what even is the 1st amendment if racist humor isn’t allowed to exist or be proliferated It obviously has a large audience, and not just white people enjoy it. Every race laughs at (mostly true) stereotypes
@Cinerary
3 ай бұрын
@@christdolphin69it’s the only way they could keep it going. They needed a guy to try to downplay Nick at all times. If there was a 2nd Nick instead of Stav it would get scrubbed from the mainstream internet search engines and put on SPLC’s hate lists so fast
@Oceanmachine27
7 ай бұрын
The fact that Nick came up with "Jerry Seinfeld: Unrated" on the fly *in the middle* of doing this has to make it one of the best extended Cum Town bits of all time
@JTKatz07
Жыл бұрын
“Do that shit we was practicing in the cell” reading off a Chinese menu 😆
@HC-qc5rp
9 ай бұрын
“. . . That by being on trial for murder, in a way, Derek Chauvin is…” fucking killed me lololololo
@damnedbelowjudas_
5 ай бұрын
"...a George Floyd in his own right"
@suburbben1687
8 ай бұрын
That Glengarry Glen Ross parallel was fucking next level holy shit
@player6769
Жыл бұрын
Everyone bitching about stav shutting the bit down as if that isn’t half the reason it’s funny lmao
@Dell-ol6hb
Жыл бұрын
A lot of these retarded fans hate Stavros now because he quit Cumtown, but like half of the comedy of this but is the back and forth between Stavros and Nick, that’s the bit
@jenkummankum9211
Жыл бұрын
It’s funny because half of the audience actually enjoys the pod for great bits like these and the other half just wants Nick to say the n word uninterrupted for 30 minutes followed by another 30 minutes of an audio of Nick cutting off all of Stav’s fat with a cleaver
@ftb282
Жыл бұрын
It just gets nicks blood up, some of the best bits came from stav trying to shut him down
@sleepyproduction7166
Жыл бұрын
@@jenkummankum9211 I’ll never understand those half, it’s not even funny for 30 minutes of that let alone 5.
@EnteiFled
Жыл бұрын
@@jenkummankum9211 both of those options sound pretty good
@DevinB43
6 ай бұрын
“Motion to say sike” “Motion to sike the record”😭
@Ray_D_Tutto
Жыл бұрын
The best part is you know Nick doesn't believe in the racist jokes he makes yet Stav is still terrified of the irony.
@mitch4904
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Nick doesn’t give a fuck, a jokes a jokes a joke and fuck the haters, he still laughs at it
@AceSantiago
Жыл бұрын
@@mitch4904it’s a bit
@IMugMuggers
Жыл бұрын
stave’s worry of the optics was a staple to the show, I like tafs but Adam’s submissive nature doesn’t work as well without stav as a foil
@BoxingFanCapoTito
Жыл бұрын
@@IMugMuggers nah it works because the monologue is exactly what nick wants to say packaged from a pseudo woke point of view.
@IMugMuggers
Жыл бұрын
@@BoxingFanCapoTito I agree that it works in its own way but not in the same way that i listen to cumtown for
@dukiwave
9 ай бұрын
2:55 The way Nick says "texify" after the bit is done, it takes time for his brain to wind down the racism
@kevinjclune1
2 жыл бұрын
All these months later, I'm still on the fence
@humphreybumblecuck5151
Жыл бұрын
4ng per ml dawg 1* "A lethal dose" (As in a dose that's known to have killed people but not the LD50, GF had underlying conditions, reasonable doubt?) 2* Also the whole footage where several minutes before he is on the ground he is crying out that he can't breath when he is only being forced into the back of the vehicle and there is no restriction to his air flow whatsoever. Ofcourse when he experiences health issues (perhaps onset by his panic attack) and he really isn't getting enough oxygen to his brain and is claiming to be unable to breath the police did not render aid to him perhaps as fast as they should have (Negligence?) but maybe its a tragic boy who cried wolf situation , or perhaps that is a bad comparison. 3* I don't think he appeared to have very much of his weight on GF's neck upon reviewing multiple angles. My own opinion is it should've been either acquittal or negligent manslaughter (something like that) The guilty on all charges was essentially a lynching to appease the mob I.M.O.
@NoFlu
Жыл бұрын
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 TBF, even if GF was on a lethal dose, killing him even 1 sec before the drugs got to him would be an injustice. But yea, I'd have charged him with manslaughter, neglience or whatever and use of excessive force. Would still have gotten him looked away for long enough and would have gotten through way easier....
@genghiskhanxxx5276
Жыл бұрын
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 those facts aren't allowed 😤
@saiftama
Жыл бұрын
@@humphreybumblecuck5151 let’s kneel on your neck for nine minutes and test it
@realsamhyde
Жыл бұрын
I literally don't care that he died. He wasn't murdered.
@lugie69
4 ай бұрын
"Motion to sike that from the record" is proof alone that they need to just give Nick The Simpsons by this point
@user-iu4xo2hk3t
7 ай бұрын
One of the best uninterrupted riff sessions of the whole podcast
@cqduck667
6 ай бұрын
this is such a good set of clips, but I really appreciate the "Stav convincingly talking about getting in shape" interlude at minute 12. starting to think it was always a bit
@bidniss101
Ай бұрын
Stav not giving Nick an inch every time he tries to riff on it make this a million times funnier. Maybe Stav's greatest performance on the pod.
@HarrisonHollers
11 ай бұрын
The best part is impersonating Shelley Levene: You should have seen it! I had him down…I HAD HIM!
@Cacodominus6969
Жыл бұрын
This will never ever get old
@jj947
10 ай бұрын
Like the purple m&m
@caseypnw
10 ай бұрын
Did not expect Nick to have a perfect Richard Pryor impression
@ryanmussell739
Жыл бұрын
4:15 the start of the dazzle dazzle lawyer.
@CosmicL407
Жыл бұрын
"Can Google pronounce anything else?" Was fully expecting an immediate hard R read by Google.
@ImAlxxy
11 ай бұрын
Google uses a soft r my nigga
@bobjenkins8015
2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love when nicks going off on something stupid and racist and stav tries to shut er right down lmfao
@ngonzales3781
Жыл бұрын
thats why stav sucks
@MJW238
Жыл бұрын
In the first or second episode of the podcast Nick and Stav openly talk about how they think doing that bit would be funny.
@ngonzales3781
Жыл бұрын
@@MJW238 cumtown expert
@lamwam5065
Жыл бұрын
Stupid? I have statistics and skull measurements to back up my racism.
@realsamhyde
Жыл бұрын
Thank God he's gone.
@Komodo1312
Жыл бұрын
"- and it was the beep heard around the world" damn, Nick is so smooth with it
@AWormsPurpose
Жыл бұрын
I thought Nick was a former Baltimore City Cop when I first started listening and I can't figure out why
@user-om3xz2fi8p
4 ай бұрын
Because you're racist
@davidec.4021
2 жыл бұрын
Stopping Nick on this occasion will be Stav’s second largest disservice to humanity second only to his size
@GeebzSteez
2 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@banksdiggy
2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t gotta worry about that anymore
@n1ls53
Жыл бұрын
@@banksdiggy stav died of diabetes?
@pietzsche
Жыл бұрын
@@GeebzSteez *fats
@andrewhayes5130
Жыл бұрын
@@n1ls53 We wish
@pietzsche
Жыл бұрын
"Don't be shy" lmfao
@ja3482
10 ай бұрын
This clip still blows my mentalities.
@williamhornabrook8081
Жыл бұрын
I know I'm late to the party, but this was the clip that I discovered Cumtown with.
@liamjones9115
9 ай бұрын
sheet! You killed a MF'ER on Camera! 😂😂😂
@christianclark4148
5 ай бұрын
Just realized that nick confused don king for johnnie cochran 😂
@lil_mixdrink
10 ай бұрын
This is probably the best bit ever created.
@killaken2000
Жыл бұрын
reminds me of "Hero cop Mark Furhman" - Frank Reynolds (it's always sunny in philadelphia)
@nonthreateningmale
Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t it Mac who said it lol?
@jizzmonte
Жыл бұрын
@@nonthreateningmale no it was frank
@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
7 ай бұрын
@@jizzmonte Actually, you're both right. Frank says it in the Cereal Defense, then in McPoyle v Ponderosa, Mac says he's gonna do a hero cop Mark Fuhrman thing and then sort of transition to a Kato Kaelin. I have autism, and I'm gay.
@G.-qo5os
Жыл бұрын
I respect my best friend nick mullen for being able to take an objective look at both sides on this issue
@dyballocks1296
Жыл бұрын
One of their finest bits
@terrorble727
5 ай бұрын
The m&m analogy was poetry
@ColinMor-fj3qc
3 ай бұрын
"The R-N Vaccine" LMAOOOO
@andrew33167
Жыл бұрын
8:41 for the Cochran bit
@crapconnoisseur6691
Жыл бұрын
And this is why stav wears cool shoes
@BryanGula
Жыл бұрын
I don't wanna hear your side of the story; DAY ONE we're gonna get him ordained.
@coolguy646
11 ай бұрын
Nick was on fire with this one.
@lachlank.8270
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god the Jack Lemmon bit
@SpencerArinhaveamom
Ай бұрын
Nick was in a mood that day 😂
@476megaman
Жыл бұрын
Can someone please re-upload the bit about nick calling dave chappelle the n-word
@jacobapodaca2530
Жыл бұрын
"With ONE WORD I can put an end to all of this"
@yourdogisbeautiful5845
Жыл бұрын
Its on the cumtown animated series that one channel does.
@tomimpala
5 ай бұрын
@@yourdogisbeautiful5845dope channel, Saul is
@pandavelli8176
11 ай бұрын
Nick sure is well spoken and articulate brotha
@nicholasjohnson3931
3 ай бұрын
“Moral of the story is underneath it all were all chocolate”
@fenjohrer
8 ай бұрын
this was a real hard line moment for stav
@sunfish9341
Ай бұрын
the m&m analogy and stav’s reaction to it is so fucking funny
@jxp
4 ай бұрын
playing as gateshead on FM whilst listening to cumtown is an experience ive lived many times before
@siddharthavicious108
Жыл бұрын
Hey guys it's Cool Derek here.
@Cinerary
3 ай бұрын
Derek Vinyard
@moisttrilby3249
7 ай бұрын
What a compelling argument nick makes
@murkwell17
Жыл бұрын
I found cumtown 2 months before it ended. On one hand i have a HUGE back catelog of clips/pods to go back and listen to....
@ftb282
Жыл бұрын
There's enough there to replay/rotate for years. I still put the 2018-19 eps back on for a laugh. Enjoy brother, fuckin amazing podcast that gave me laughs in tough times.
@caseylayton4898
11 ай бұрын
Me & all my boys put money on D-Chauv's books regularly
@FancyPenosi
Жыл бұрын
Gotta be a a top 5 ep
@thomasthemonke3723
10 ай бұрын
Do you know the number?
@mangopod2417
9 ай бұрын
I miss when adam was heavily medicated like this
@Drazakhan_Dynasty
Ай бұрын
Did he do antidepressants? That makes a lot of sense. Adam seemed like a halfway decent comic in the first few episodes of the pod and then he just goes downhill, and simply cannot get out of Nick's shadow.
@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829
4 ай бұрын
Nick will never admit it, but this is one of the funniest things EVER
@seanmaierhofer5925
10 ай бұрын
Nick is the goat man
@ardaorhan
Жыл бұрын
The goat bit
@ollieklim47
Жыл бұрын
‘Chauvin the Machine’
@goodolarchie
6 ай бұрын
When Nicks bit is kinda confirmed by that Minneapolis documentary lol
@sadmel2705
9 ай бұрын
Chauvins lawyer and gay michael douglas GOATED
@Maxisamo1
Жыл бұрын
"Maybe we've ALL gone a little PSY-CHO"
@Smoof29
7 ай бұрын
doctor reverend derek chauvin holy shit
@DeezN1892
Жыл бұрын
This guy loves a Gateshead football manager save
@maxbouvatte
6 ай бұрын
Gosh dang that nick guy makes me laugh so freakin much
@user-ih7hc9ey6k
6 ай бұрын
This is top ten bits from the show, I remember pissing my pants to this the first time I heard it
@scottholland9733
Жыл бұрын
Motion to psyche 😂
@harryvickers1945
Жыл бұрын
*syke
@kourii
Жыл бұрын
@@harryvickers1945 Nah
@REAPER3fitty
9 ай бұрын
@kourii yes. That's exactly how it spelled
@garbo7779
Жыл бұрын
Not a bad Jack lemon impression off the cuff
@Lucius.Tarquinius.Superbus
7 ай бұрын
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that your left back wasn't included in your FM22 database
@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA
Ай бұрын
I wanted to hear the say his name joke. -Jack
@terrybates9874
Жыл бұрын
Adam’s laugh is enraging
@Ray_D_Tutto
Жыл бұрын
Like a dying Seagull.
@04mdsimps
Жыл бұрын
Can someone find the “george floyd twilight zone” clip?
@pocketTrauma
3 ай бұрын
The funniest part is where Stav says "roundly no" instead of "soundly no".
@Daniel-fq5vq
7 ай бұрын
This didn’t age well
@hansr.9037
6 ай бұрын
are u gay?
@jamesof7seven
Жыл бұрын
i gotta get a patreon... so I can fart on an oak leaf and get a million dollars
@WheelChairwayToHeaven
5 ай бұрын
Not allowing Nick to finish the bit was a crime...which pretty much makes Stav...you know... a criminal.
@ZombieLincoln666
Жыл бұрын
Speaks a little Chinese for ‘em
@28gs28gs
2 ай бұрын
9:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bro
@jb-eq6no
4 ай бұрын
“No. That’s certainly not the case whatsoever. Even under your twisted logic.”
@crazywhiteboy127
Ай бұрын
The peak
@farzanamughal5933
Жыл бұрын
Genius
@johnbell6651
11 ай бұрын
Anyone remember which vid has Biden saying Doobigger lmao
@Jesse3beards
Жыл бұрын
Go ahead Derek
@joshbehehe
Жыл бұрын
Gucci slippuhs 😂
@DowzerWTP72
26 күн бұрын
The Derek Shelly Levine makes me cry laugh every fucking time 😂😂
@goodolarchie
Ай бұрын
Shouveine was a BEEP of the courtroom in his own right.
@harrylimeracketeer
Жыл бұрын
2:00 I will never forgive Stav for stepping all over this beautiful bit. Wish him the worst
@Steezboy3000
Жыл бұрын
Realistically the Patreon should just be clips of Nick being extra offensive
@meantime69
Жыл бұрын
May be be churned into lamp oil...
@tonguepunchman1528
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe the amount of people snorting copium thinking all the pussy behavior by stav is just part of the bit when on many occasions you can clearly hear that Nick wants to go on and Stav breaking down and changing subject immediately. This is literally bit killing here.
@harrylimeracketeer
Жыл бұрын
@@tonguepunchman1528 yeah there are instances where he’s just playing along, but this is probably the most egregious instance where he simply refused to let Nick do what would have been an all-time great bit
@ultrawidegta4519
Жыл бұрын
@@Steezboy3000 2:17
@shakeandjake_1
5 ай бұрын
“Motion to sike”
@REAPER3fitty
9 ай бұрын
This is easily one of my top 3 favorite bits ever thought of
@28gs28gs
2 ай бұрын
5:00 😂😂😂😂
@TheShockMaste
9 ай бұрын
This podcast used to be so good /:
@Eboyd1100
Ай бұрын
MY CLIENT
@popetyler5806
3 ай бұрын
Who plays a 4312 narrow you gotta do 433 dm big dog we all know it’s the meta
@martinbenz8275
3 ай бұрын
Bro you should add recovery sessions to your training instead of rests, thank me later
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