I almost forgot that Larry used to be bothered by Leon staying in his house for no good reason. Fast forward to season 10 and now he's just around, lol.
@Kickex
Жыл бұрын
Tho Larry being scared of Leon was the best era
@HankBukowski
10 ай бұрын
No good reason? 🤣
@Bob-zo6fy
8 ай бұрын
He lives in the out house now so Larry can get some sleep
@empire0
10 жыл бұрын
"who could fuck her up!? Me and you couldn't take that bitch!" lol
@you2449
9 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing to me is that the Doc has no trouble believing that Larry and Leon are a "couple." He's probably seen it all.
@VivendonaAmericaBrasil
7 жыл бұрын
you2449 LoL but the scenario seems to be that they are a couple
@RumbleFish69
5 жыл бұрын
you2099 Why would he have trouble? Why would anyone have trouble? This is the world we live in and anyone could be a couple. No one should have any trouble believing anyone is a couple.
@omgitsabean15
5 жыл бұрын
Destroyer of Agendas maybe because Larry is a millionaire and Leo was dressed and acting like ghetto trash?
@RumbleFish69
5 жыл бұрын
@@omgitsabean15 Ghetto trash? What is ghetto trash exactly? I was born and raised in the Bronx, but I grew up to be very successful and wealthy. However, I can tell you that I also dress like what you would call ghetto trash. So basically you're saying that what a person wears determines who the are as a person? I once walked in to an Acura dealership looking like shit, like I normally do, but with the intention of purchasing a brand new loaded MDX. I spoke to a sales person for 5 minutes explaining what I wanted when he turn and told a woman and her husband that he would be with them in a bit. That is when I realized he was not taking me seriously. So, I thanked him for his time and I left. I then went across the street where I purchased a brand new loaded Grand Cherokee for $55K. As soon as I was done, you're damn right I went back to the Acura dealership to let that guy know what his judgment of people cost him! It cost him a lot because the MDX I wanted was nearly $70K! You see, you're no different from that sales guy. You judge people by their appearance and you think that makes you smart of correct in your assumptions. Having wealth means that I often shop in commission-based places...And when I do, I always laugh at these people, who are like you, that walk by and don't even ask if I need help. It's when I go to register with $1,500 worth of merchandise those same people who ignored me, now feel stupid! Still that is not even the biggest satisfaction for me...That comes when they asked me which sales person helped me and I gladly reply, "no one!" And yes, I also make sure to tell them that I will check the receipt to ensure that they did not give my sale to some undeserving piece of shit, so they can split it later. People who judge others by appearance deserve the shit they get...and you will get the same soon enough. Not from me, but from someone you wrongly judge! It's only a matter of time!
@mauriciokrebs2913
5 жыл бұрын
@@RumbleFish69 less cofee, please
@Scamparoo77
7 жыл бұрын
the way Leon pushes open the curtains
@chibz92
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking Voila!!!
@AxxinTheSupernova
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@uknownada
3 жыл бұрын
This is the only time Larry ever honestly accepts personal responsibility, and it got an innocent man arrested. Lmao
@ZorbaTheDutch
8 жыл бұрын
"Sir, you match the description" lol
@felixicon
6 жыл бұрын
ZorbaTheDutch heard that b4
@danielcollin8227
4 жыл бұрын
Well when the description is only one word...
@TheBehm08
4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Collin pleasant?
@cal31BRIAN23
4 жыл бұрын
Black. Lol
@jcnot9712
4 жыл бұрын
ZorbaTheDutch the funny thing is that the “description” was probably just Leon’s last name.
@randazzs
4 жыл бұрын
“I said something I shouldn’t have said and I deserved it.”
@begalthegreat
4 жыл бұрын
The doctor tried hard to save Larry from his “gay lover”.
@you2449
3 жыл бұрын
It happens. :-/
@bluesky6985
3 жыл бұрын
Not that there's anything wrong with that
@lukejposadas
3 жыл бұрын
You a long with the majority of people assume that domestic abuse implies someone is in a relationship. That is not how it works, you just have to be sharing a residence. Domestic abuse can be filed on roommates, you just have to be sharing a domicile with someone, hence the "domestic" phrasing/
@Onigirli
3 ай бұрын
@@lukejposadas I know but there's the blatant "I love you" exchange between them which I don't think they've ever said before so I think the joke absolutely is leaning into them being seeing as a couple
@Mvila23
8 жыл бұрын
"I know. I'm sorry.... But I'm fuckin hungry right now." LMAO
@kingjames460
10 жыл бұрын
best show ever and best duo ever larry and leon !
@frederickguerin1484
7 жыл бұрын
KING JAMES 100% correct
@JR-wj9bh
3 жыл бұрын
Next to LD and Richard Lewis
@setheldridge329
3 жыл бұрын
3 different misconceptions in 1 scene. Beautiful writing!
@んや-s7z
4 жыл бұрын
God how’d I just find Larry David, this guy is a genius.
@parrogakaparadise9477
4 жыл бұрын
んや I’m envious of you being about to see so much ridiculously hilarious stuff. LD’s the best.
@garysimmons3166
4 жыл бұрын
Yes. I am very happy you found him. He was lost for a really really really long time
@parrogakaparadise9477
4 жыл бұрын
Gary Simmons 🤣🤣🤣
@regworld1167
4 жыл бұрын
You are kidding right?
@SeekTheLordJesusChrist7
4 жыл бұрын
んや Same here man. I’ve known about him but never watched the show. Think I’m gonna start
@whataloadofbollox
5 жыл бұрын
that is so cleverly written, but then so are most of his sketches !
@Liamkiernan59
4 жыл бұрын
They’re not actually written, all improv. Larry David just writes and outline of the show, but not the individual lines.
@dj-flights7376
3 жыл бұрын
The episode when Leon’s family leaves and Larry tries to give him the hint to leave too: “So I guess this means you’ll be…” “Goin’ upstairs to eat this fuckin’ Chinese food.”
@carlplz00001
4 жыл бұрын
You fit the description ...! Black male, between 5’4” & 6’3”.... 🙄😂 😂
@Charles-Pettibone
4 жыл бұрын
i died at "he's being moved to a safehouse'
@melodiefrances3898
2 жыл бұрын
That would have made some great scenes actually.
@pottytheparrot310
7 жыл бұрын
He's never gonna get rid of Leon.
@sgreen4865
5 жыл бұрын
People would stop watching. Leon was a great addition to the show
@SuperRocketKnight
5 жыл бұрын
Leon joining Curb was like DeVito joing Always Sunny. The perfect addition.
@robrick9361
4 жыл бұрын
It would be hilarious if one episode we learn that Leon has been doing this for decades, jumping from one lonely old rich man to another when the last one dies or had enough of him. Larry gets into a competition for Leon when his last rich guy wants him back.
@ignaciomartinez8501
4 жыл бұрын
"The Poochie" that worked
@shashishekhar----
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperRocketKnight deVito was a bad addition bro, in fact a negation.
@justgivemethetruth
4 жыл бұрын
I just love the turn-around on this and how the doctor follows all his procedure and wreaks havoc in so many lives.
@ke228
6 жыл бұрын
The curtain pull back was beautiful.
@joeru9208
3 ай бұрын
And looking the doctor up and down before demanding money!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@jaymanuel3396
4 жыл бұрын
This episode was hilarious! Felt so bad for the black guy that was just trying to do the right thing!
@justgivemethetruth
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, I have to admit Larry can really think up so hugely funny situations and this is one of the best.
@mlu007
2 жыл бұрын
Never thought a misunderstanding about domestic violence could be so funny 🤣
@melodiefrances3898
2 жыл бұрын
Me either. And I'm a survivor ...
@nacho_ncam
2 жыл бұрын
"he knows my mother's maiden name",😂😂
@JaneAlison008
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine actually Larry in a safe house haha
@basehead617
7 жыл бұрын
The funniest episode of Curb.. I've finally decided. "I don't know where you were living before.. but this has to be a step up.."
@jakep1979
12 жыл бұрын
Leon is a moocher just like Kramer was, if you feed him he will never leave!!!
@HeatherHotcakes
8 ай бұрын
Just like Cheryl was
@waterkeeper03
12 жыл бұрын
This is a good spin on a played out storyline.... Larry David is a genius.
@adlofheltirchiefadvisortot40
7 жыл бұрын
lol he actually fell... 😭 this is hilarious
@edwinmunoz7967
8 жыл бұрын
I want a Leon in my life
@Schneider624
7 жыл бұрын
negativeletter LOL! Best answer!!
@findus8269
7 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@drServitis
7 жыл бұрын
I just thumbs upped your comment because it was very funny. Thank you. The end.
@MichaelGrey11
7 жыл бұрын
Leon is the black Kramer lmao
@jesseperez3086
6 жыл бұрын
He has Larry's back! Remember when he beat up cancer patient cause he thought he was skinhead
@dejpsyd0421
3 жыл бұрын
The ‘funniest thing’ is Leon sauntering in with his burger and fries right after the other guy was arrested! LOL 😂
@percussionjamz6704
6 жыл бұрын
when leon came into this show on air I had no idea he would have me dying laughing every time he shows up.
@SandrineAnterrion
11 жыл бұрын
Sir you match the description of someone who's been reported for domestic battery at this address...
@sirrunabout74
11 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me. We're-" "I need some money"
@atibbo
13 жыл бұрын
@huppert24 I think Larry's interactions with Leon and Richard Lewis are the funniest! They both need to be in the show more.
@deelewis5560
4 жыл бұрын
They are
@gtsound12
3 жыл бұрын
Leon loves him some Panda Express 😂
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
4 жыл бұрын
He's so genius I physically can't handle it sometimes.
@Zodroo_Tint
Жыл бұрын
You won the brown nose contest of this comment section.
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
Жыл бұрын
@@Zodroo_Tint You won the ulcerated, constipated, socially-maladjusted and most unnecessarily combative comment of the week. The medal ceremony is at 4pm tomorrow, please wear clean underwear and shine your shoes. Congratulations! 🥇🏆🥳🎉
@letXeqX
11 ай бұрын
@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 I don't think he has clean underwear, so no prize? shame.
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
11 ай бұрын
@@letXeqX 😆👍💯💯
@letXeqX
11 ай бұрын
@@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 🥲sad. no prize. 👍
@Sinisterkid34
6 жыл бұрын
The premise of Leon living at Larry’s house is so fucking funny to me.
@kaaajeee
4 жыл бұрын
what can you say, he matched the description perfectly.
@dinkthroughball
13 жыл бұрын
i love when larry says hes gonna find out why shes there and leon goes "shit" cause he knows hes in trouble haha
@Woadyn
5 жыл бұрын
Knock knock.."Youuhooo!!" Only Larry would say that shit lol
@crispy6311
5 жыл бұрын
He needed to fire her anyways, she was putting dirty clothes straight into the dryer.
@ToeKnife166
5 жыл бұрын
Crispy she doesn’t work for him, she is a battered woman just using his laundry room.
@んや-s7z
4 жыл бұрын
Mossimo Tiberi makes fucking sense boys
@LokiTheClever
2 жыл бұрын
@@ToeKnife166 A supposedly battered woman I mean shes gotta be like 350 lbs at least so he's got a good point
@lonelygnome1
13 жыл бұрын
He knows my mother's maiden name!
@carlo88moe
13 жыл бұрын
love leon, confounding stereotypes left and right...well, mostly just the one about black people loving chicken, leon's eaten Panda Express every time i see him on here lol
@boosteddaily1294
3 жыл бұрын
Panda smacks
@kindadecent9754
2 жыл бұрын
@@boosteddaily1294 nah man that shit tastes like it was microwaved. Dry skinny noodles and shit
@VivendonaAmericaBrasil
7 жыл бұрын
Leon swinging the snack machine LoL he's so funny..love you Larry lol
@anydaynow
4 жыл бұрын
This clip has me wanting to watch this show now. Here I go.
@gutsfinky
3 ай бұрын
"He knows my mother's maiden name!" That's pretty handy when you're trying to change account passwords. Lol.
@sandrahammond7314
3 жыл бұрын
He makes me not take life so serious. In fact he mocks...love it!
@spacepopeXIV
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god, this is the funniest shit, I forgot that about ending scene, so genius.
@yemalad1.
3 жыл бұрын
I love how accurate they portrayed American cops 😆
@RamManNo1
4 жыл бұрын
I’m going to start announcing my self “Yoo-hoo” lol!!!
@AL13NM
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love you too! Great together those two!
@VENGEFULHEXX
3 жыл бұрын
Leon with the dad new balances. Like a father to Larry.
@HeatherHotcakes
7 ай бұрын
The comedic poetry of this episode is perfection!
@jtridexter
5 жыл бұрын
Man this is hilarious, larry is a genius writer!
@kennylangley1997
6 ай бұрын
Now, that's how quickly it gets out of hand.
@melodiefrances3898
4 жыл бұрын
Omigod the best part is that he fell without being touched.
@maryvalentyne2553
6 жыл бұрын
$40 for fruit chews lmao 😂
@morris3272
13 жыл бұрын
Put that shit on my fukin tab
@philipmalaby8172
4 жыл бұрын
Gonna have to send off to NASA to calculate that tab.
@sirrunabout74
11 жыл бұрын
"I know, I am sorry...But I am fuckin' hungry right now"
@Liberal_US_Army_Vet
4 жыл бұрын
The writing on this show is what's make it such a comedic gem
@basehead617
5 жыл бұрын
The way the doctor looks at Leon rofl
@drServitis
7 жыл бұрын
Does Larry have a different house in every episode?
@jonhipolito807
6 жыл бұрын
drServitis you mean season?
@calvin3005
6 жыл бұрын
They have to keep changing houses because of neighbors complaining when filming, residents wanting their house back etc.
@octaviancaesarhibernicus4447
6 жыл бұрын
Don't they call does shirts wife-beaters in America?
@Sinisterkid34
6 жыл бұрын
Octavian Caesar Hibernicus those types yeah, inferring that the people that wear those beat their wives. Mainly referring to southern people
@timbooth7581
5 жыл бұрын
Southern people!? No way. They're mainly worn by fat Italians in Boston that smell like garlic and have spaghetti stains everywhere. Bunch of chumps that think the Sopranos was real life and say, "Eh, yo, forget about it." all the time.
@russianman07
5 жыл бұрын
Blacks wear wife beaters primarily
@justinf8167
5 жыл бұрын
@@timbooth7581 lol Jesus why the hate on us Italians
@RedbadofFrisia
5 жыл бұрын
@@Sinisterkid34 you just had to get that dig in there?
@victormcdaniel4669
4 жыл бұрын
Larry David's safe house would be on Jupiter.
@benjamintrevino325
2 жыл бұрын
I binge watch an hour of these clips and it's like watching a full episode, even though they're from different episodes and different seasons. Still makes sense.
@Uglyboy616
5 жыл бұрын
0:27 Leon knew Larry was about to get fucked up lol
@conorgreenwood7259
5 ай бұрын
"He knows my mother's maiden name"😂
@samuelrobertson1567
7 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard in my life!
@falconeasel6293
7 ай бұрын
The first cop is my friend Will. We went to art school together. So great to see him on this show!
@JarrettMazza
Жыл бұрын
"Fruit juice! You know how bad those are for your teeth?!"
@DemocracyManifest
3 жыл бұрын
Leon living his best life
@jorgeledesma2418
4 жыл бұрын
They all look alike, met his description.
@JamaicaDancehallTV
9 жыл бұрын
season 9 needs to be in the works....
@musicpianoman
8 жыл бұрын
They are returning for a 9th season.
@drServitis
7 жыл бұрын
Yep, new season coming out this year!
@pottytheparrot310
7 жыл бұрын
drServitis Date announced October 1st
@KidMoon23
13 жыл бұрын
@huppert24 He really does, I wish he went to NYC with Larry. Could've had an amazing confrontation with Gervais.
@whyyoutrippindeebo3514
Ай бұрын
“Can’t you see I’m in pain here??!!”
@amp4105
11 ай бұрын
one of the funniest setups in the show
@AfaanOromostock-
4 жыл бұрын
Mistaken identity omg.. they got the wrong guy..😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@Muilisxx
6 жыл бұрын
Larry david is awesome. Larry is the gold watch of the show but leon is the diamonds.
@Evan-gi1hs
Жыл бұрын
leon has never taken an L in his life.
@Blaqsnake
7 жыл бұрын
Larry and Leon play so well off each other
@davemustaki134
4 жыл бұрын
I hate how doc's need to know everything tell them you got a runny nose they do an all over blood test exam urine the works lol
@davemartinez4143
3 жыл бұрын
Larry David and JB what a team
@robbieclark7828
7 жыл бұрын
This is fucking brilliant
@snoop4470
3 жыл бұрын
She's putting dry dirty clothes into the dryer.
@TheMissfriss
13 жыл бұрын
Ha ha, I love Leon.
@TheGooglyminotaur
3 жыл бұрын
My name is Larry. I live on the 2nd floor. I live upstairs from you.
@ShiranaiSonzaisha
8 жыл бұрын
You know what a lot of Curb Your Enthusiasm clips work well in pieces but this one doesn't without context. And yet It still has a ton of likes. Which is awesome because it shows there are plenty of people out there who appreciate good humor without a laugh track and know the writing on curb your enthusiasm is clever and witty enough to warrant rewatching favorite scenes repeatedly. Because the beginning of this joke makes absolutely no sense without knowing the backstory of the scene. She is in a home for battered women. So they are saying she made up a story to get in there because she could beat them up easily basically.
@ShiranaiSonzaisha
8 жыл бұрын
@[redacted] I get where you are coming from but both what I said and what you said are just two of MANY more facets to this joke. This is one of the better jokes in the entire series and has layers and layers of references to previous episodes and seasons. I still don't think this is all of them but I will try to list off as many as I can remember. the first half of this joke is missing. and that is the assumption that a big strong woman or a man couldn't possibly be abused or battered because look how strong they are. Then you have the excuse of "I fell" when he really did fall not being believed because it is the most common excuse given in domestic abuse cases. Larry's multilayered explanations referencing multiple conversations with Leon over several episodes. and it isn't just the talk of them thinking the woman got in the battered home for free food and rent but why the other guy is in Larry's house. Larry addressed a good half dozen or so deeply sensitive topics of discrimination and stereotypes one of which was domestic abuse yet crafted his really season long joke into a masterpiece. the real theme is stereotypes and how they are perceived. Big strong woman can't be abused. black man in home of white man? must be there to rob him. man wears wifebeater? must beat his wife (in this case Larry) White man accuses black man of something? no need to ask for context before acting. He's white so it must be true. No other side of the story needed. assumption that all men and women who come to a doctor with an injury on their face "fell" are lying because they are afraid to admit it police hear a black man threatening a white woman or man? no need to ask questions just grab the first one you see when you get to the scene. Larry even makes some kind of comment about the laptop in the beginning about how does he know the guy asking him to watch his laptop actually owns the laptop. So there's that terrible assumption that if a black person owns something nice he must of stole it. Actually it might have been Leon that said it. there are more I just can't think of them right now but domestic abuse was only one part of it. Larry took all of those stereotypes and crafted a very clever slow building skit. Half of what the episode contains is this episode the other half is just various things Leon was a part of in previous episodes and Larry just rants about them at the worst possible time phrased in the worst possible way. clip is also missing the part where the laptop owner is waiting in the house because Larry told him to wait for him there.
@ShiranaiSonzaisha
8 жыл бұрын
I really wish KZitem still allowed direct messaging but they don't so here goes. I take no offense at all and appreciate the advice. It is the same advice I have given to others yet ignored when it comes to myself for nearly 20 years. If I told you the amount of unfinished projects related to the entertainment industry I have started or half finished it would make your head spin. Yet not a single one has been finished. Videogames, webcomics, websites, books, scripts, songs. inventions. I start one thing and my A.D.D. sees a new shiny thing and I go after that instead. I can't call myself a comedian yet I am in fake it til you make it mode. Wanted to pursue this for over 15 years but it wasn't until Robin Williams died that I finally went for it. He was one of the big names I was most inspired by and really wanted to meet him someday I never got started so that never happened. So trying to make up for lost time but then I got sick for a year and haven't been on stage since. So I am just criticizing and dismantling other comedic material I see online in the meantime. Larry David does over analyze things CONSTANTLY. The difference is he has thousands of hours of experience and knows not to get in his own way. I mean hell just look at the show. He can't NOT say something no matter what it is. There is no such thing as a Filter for Larry. If you take George Costanza from Seinfeld and Larry David's version of himself from Curb and add them being nicer people you have bits and pieces of the real Larry David. I know you didn't ask for my life story and that doesn't begin to scratch the surface but ya not offended at all and when other people call me out on my own nonsense who don't know me I sometimes get back on the right track temporarily so thanks for telling it like it is I appreciate it.
@citizen1163
5 жыл бұрын
George Spears Excellent summing up.
@calviincalifornia4048
5 жыл бұрын
@[REDACTED] lol youre soooo wrong. i'm a comic and we think deeply in 12 directions at the same time. we over analyze everything. its not my style but some comics actually write out their act word for word and memorize it exactly so to them its perfect. my style is to have a picture in my mind and then associate a story or one liner with that picture/feeling, and then i make up the words fresh as i speak. some words are inherently repeated.
@Momo-hh6er
2 жыл бұрын
Damn my consequences line up just like Larry David lol
@braxfan683
3 жыл бұрын
I love Leon and Larry 💎💎
@judet2006
4 жыл бұрын
I was in college with the girl who plays Dell. Her name is Jen Kober and she's hilarious
@paulvato
4 жыл бұрын
And I'm friends with Jerry Minor!
@knugenavswarje734
4 жыл бұрын
That last part was legit terrifying.
@fathialjack2009
4 жыл бұрын
Yes Those cops probably killed that poor guy
@ArmyJames
3 жыл бұрын
IRL, he would have been tazed or shot for “resisting arrest”.
@citizen1163
5 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS & totally believeable! LOVE CYE! Here in London..January 2019 Thanks for posting!
@dana.j9062
3 жыл бұрын
Mr David moved to safe house? lol 😆 🤣
@TrezTacos5280
6 ай бұрын
He hits the vending machine... classic.
@1FaithHopeandLove
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I feel really sorry about laughing at this because I know it happens too often in real life, but it's still pretty much (sadly) AMUSING.
@tangobango9653
6 жыл бұрын
Larry David is truly a funny man.
@deadlypotatoes
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke, but cops arrest people for the wrong reasons all the time. To make matters even worse; it does not help if you are black or hispanic.
@MEcapture
6 жыл бұрын
Man this was a good episode
@TheBattProductions
4 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the flamboyant way Leon smacks the snack machine? Brilliant
@bmo14lax
2 жыл бұрын
What was the context he's talking about in the beginning How did she end up where? What's the story?
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