It's hilarious how Larry purposely asked if he needs to pay knowing now Richard just owed him a big favor hahaha
@antonnotna
5 жыл бұрын
Diana Sharon i like to say its a coded thing for, this worked fine didnt it? Yes Thank you
@darkzeus28
4 жыл бұрын
The honey parade can get sticky
@davedaveization
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏
@mikemush9741
4 жыл бұрын
So true! I didn't pick up on that, but now that you mention it, the grin on his face says it all. SO good.
@linaskranauskas
4 жыл бұрын
except that it is the other way around with them, there are plenty of scenes where Larry tries to pick up the check and Lewis has already done it
@martyc2637
4 жыл бұрын
A premature honey can be the kiss of death early in the relationship. It projects kind of a needy, desperate signal. Larry David has been so astute in picking up these nuances and turning them into story lines on both Curb and Seinfeld.
@AX-fx7ng
4 жыл бұрын
@Matreintsherde What about Sweetie / Dear? What is a an endearing word to use without using her name?
@killercd7682
4 жыл бұрын
Oh well so what. People are needy, it's human nature.
@MrDragonorp
3 жыл бұрын
@Matreintsherde is babe really that bad, honey is far more personal then honey I feel. Babe is more of a physical attraction acknowledgment while honey is more of a personal connection feeling.
@Raison_d-etre
3 жыл бұрын
Ok, incel.
@Kyoto99952
3 жыл бұрын
Why follow stupid rules? If a woman rejects me based on a premature honey, I will be grateful to her for not wasting anymore of my time. I actually break such rules on purpose to filter out these weirdo types. I also don't wait 72 hours before sending a first text. Just live your life jesus. Only insecure people play it safe and follow the rules to maximize their chances of success. It's so easy to sleep with women. You just have to memorize what to say and do and repeat that with every woman you meet. Just lie yourself in and tell them what they want to hear. So yeah Marty C is right, don't be yourself, just play by these rules and 99% will most likely sleep with you. But trust me, it will get boring and you're changing your character just for some sex. Instead, break the rules, tell the truth and not what they want to hear, and then you find a real treasure.
@elizabethowen8559
2 жыл бұрын
Who else was seriously waiting for Richard to call Larry “honey”? 😂
@xthatwhiteguyx
11 ай бұрын
I was, right after he asked if he needed to leave any money.
@Tatatatatatattttatata
7 ай бұрын
Damned I was afraid he was going to do that and ruined the whole thing 😁
@ericday4505
7 ай бұрын
Nobody.
@danyoutube7491
6 ай бұрын
@@xthatwhiteguyx "No need to leave any money, honey"
@showbizroxs
6 ай бұрын
Called him babe which was even worse 😅
@The.woman.in.the.high.castle
2 жыл бұрын
“I did seize” I love how Richard always concedes to Larry’s theories in the end
@hpholland
Жыл бұрын
Classic!
@el_mal_de_ojo
11 ай бұрын
"It was a seize...I did seize" is just absolutely genius. I don't know if that was written or improvised, either way - genius!
@dillonv4339
6 ай бұрын
@@el_mal_de_ojo100% improv
@Breakbeats92.5
4 жыл бұрын
"We need to talk, I'm taking you to Cancun." Laughed so hard I have a headache lol.
@marialisa6478
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I think it's even funnier when you have heard in past relationships "We need to talk" like I have 🤣
@dana.j9062
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂 had me in stitches too 🤣
@roytyson2112
2 жыл бұрын
That was so hilarious
@90Eight.6
8 ай бұрын
hey, you'd be amazed how cheap a trip to cancun is
@ericday4505
7 ай бұрын
Nothing good ever comes after , we need to talk, just hope it is just bad, not life changing bad.
@tpstrat14
4 жыл бұрын
i love how this show pretends that 60-80 year old men are swingin like they're in their 20s
@foljs5858
4 жыл бұрын
Well, if you're famous and/or rich, you do...
@tpstrat14
4 жыл бұрын
@@foljs5858 If you're famous but not rich, well that is just not right
@zekeyaeger3018
4 жыл бұрын
Lol Sean Penn is 60. He married a 28 year old last week. Smh. Man I'm telling ya... money and fame are the biggest aphrodisiac ever. Edit: Aaaand he got divorced within a year
@jabrother
4 жыл бұрын
CK Boulevard lol that’s amazing if those old guys still have functioning dicks lol
@bobbydazzler1780
4 жыл бұрын
Sachin Menon I wonder what the ladies possibly see in multi millionaire guys older than their Dad?
@alexscott730
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm taWkin' about a potential bride and you're taWkin' about salad."👍😂
@CharlieBrown20XD6
Жыл бұрын
"She was the one, Larry!" "You got a lot of ones, Richard"
@basil33
7 ай бұрын
Nobody will take Chacha’s place lol
@JoeWagner21
5 жыл бұрын
Larry has some pretty amazing plans. This, the accidentally text on purpose. Genius.
@LOLLYPOPPE
4 жыл бұрын
The accidental text is stupid because nobody is dumb enough to believe it. Maybe it worked in the early 00s, not now
@coolgarrett17
4 жыл бұрын
Lol middle schoolers invented the accidental text on purpose, not LD
@supertouring22
4 жыл бұрын
@aaron names you know that it's not a documentary, right?
@user-lz2mt5nc9e
4 жыл бұрын
@aaron names You obviously know nothing about how women think.
@MrDragonorp
4 жыл бұрын
@Brook Chamberlain it backfires tho
@Colinkrauss1
7 ай бұрын
“Working vocabulary” is a great term that will now be in my working vocabulary.
@kevina5337
3 жыл бұрын
One of the few times Larry actually saves the day 🤣
@mendyred7842
2 жыл бұрын
And the hotdog eating contest
@scooterdooter
Жыл бұрын
"Social assassin"
@ClintonDawkins
11 ай бұрын
Nope. He then ruined it.
@maximillianosaben
5 жыл бұрын
"You want me to leave any money for this? (grinning) Okay." *Hahaha*
@k.p.7966
4 жыл бұрын
So underrated. 😁
@molmer2380
4 жыл бұрын
T-rex arms activate!! Hahaha
@jeffbaker7209
5 ай бұрын
Larry earned that lunch, for sure!
@hunterpalm51
3 жыл бұрын
This has gotta be one of the funniest scenes of Curb... Richard calling the strangers and wait staff honey gets me every time
@mikegalvin9801
2 жыл бұрын
All time classic - right up with getting black balled from his golf club and the one where his girlfriend's "pregay" son sews the Swastika - "Larry taught me."
@fakenamefakeaccount7174
3 жыл бұрын
"it's part of my working vocabulary?" LMAOO
@jtjurje357
4 жыл бұрын
At one point it looked like Larry was concerned he was overdoing it with the honey. I think we all breathed a huge sigh of relief in the end.
@oliverreif86
3 жыл бұрын
His solution by calling everyone else honey is brilliant. Excellent recovery.
@tariqmohamed
3 жыл бұрын
That last "anything you want honey" was clearly from a man who has snatched victory from the jaws of defeat
@krock90
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading this, honey.
@oogatz1917
2 жыл бұрын
I love watching these 70 year old men have conversations like they are in their 20s 😂😂
@sup9542
Жыл бұрын
I usually don't think much of it because Larry is spry, basically the same as he's always been, but Richard is looking so old these days.
@MinecraftMartin
Жыл бұрын
If you're in your 20s and have lots of money, pretty much these fellas
@emanuelmota7217
10 ай бұрын
I think that's part of the point - that we men never really grow up.
@jamesrosewell9081
9 ай бұрын
They are old comedian friends and CYE never really acknowledges that they have aged since the show started in 2002, it's like stuck in a time warp or something
@BookshelfQBattler
4 ай бұрын
Big secret reveal here. No one ever stops thinking like a 20 year old. It's the body that gives out and makes you stop acting like one and makes people stop seeing you like one.
@dankenton
5 жыл бұрын
I thought Larry was gonna tell him to whip out the preemptive breakup on her
@VarietyVideoGamer
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it would have been an accidental text on purpose moment personally.
@erichkohl9317
4 жыл бұрын
@Les Moore Depends if he had hand or not.
@alanmalcheski8882
4 жыл бұрын
Looks like they're moving into the hot n heavy phase.
@fizzlebank
3 жыл бұрын
This is a show I feel like I can really just enjoy via KZitem clips over actually sitting down and watching episodes. It has these golden nuggets all over haha
@kshitish182
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I felt the same way but then I started watching the show. It's so much better, the build to the joke is just soo damn good which you miss when you are watching only clips.
@robertacevedo5601
2 жыл бұрын
Same here. Just watch the highlights
@berbishmcglerbish8994
2 жыл бұрын
Certainly better than paying for hbo
@LanceJ.
2 жыл бұрын
Naw, the show is just a 45 minute long youtube video of greatness
@sharpshoota8274
2 жыл бұрын
@@berbishmcglerbish8994 nooo. Listen my friend; I used to think this until I binged the show. My favorite comedy of all time and KZitem does NOT cover all of the clips TRUST me.
@tehf00n
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he skips out on paying because he knows his coaching worked :D
@harrypeitsinis3005
3 жыл бұрын
Nope, it's because the other guy always pays, they have argued like a million times over this
@mikef2813
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, honey, for posting this.
@miamitten1123
3 жыл бұрын
_”I told them no mushrooms on this thing”_ .......I felt that!
@ChrisGugliuzza
3 жыл бұрын
mushrooms are great
@LazyRare
3 жыл бұрын
fax
@silo3com
2 жыл бұрын
You and I are mortal enemies
@jakep1979
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm talking of losing a potential bride & you are talking about salad" 😆🤣😂
@jasonhernandez11
7 ай бұрын
R.I.P Mr. Lewis, forever my favorite scene with him, comedy gold
@twatfisher3
4 жыл бұрын
Larry's the man, with all kinds of, masterplans. True genius.
@Cietru
4 жыл бұрын
"It was a sieze" i dont know why these little lines crack me up
@andymassingham
4 жыл бұрын
Hey honey, I’m so glad you’re thirty-five years younger than me!
@bigding8977
4 жыл бұрын
Based on the video title, I literally thought this was going to be about "e-jack-a-lit"
@jabrother
4 жыл бұрын
Lol we need that revisited
@jackienganga5338
2 жыл бұрын
I love how impressed LD is by Richard Lewis at 2:51, like he already knows their plan has worked 🤣
@Hasifu
7 ай бұрын
Maybe one of the best “dudes rock” moments on the show between Larry and Richard. Rest In Peace
4 жыл бұрын
In the south, you get called honey and sweetie by everyone.
@leilaniz5909
4 жыл бұрын
Stop it.
@jacksonhill4980
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, anyone with the last name fudge would be getting plenty of sweeties spoken their way
@ellencampbell3921
4 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about the south is the terms of love for everyone all the time. We all need some that. From Canada.
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonhill4980 ah hahaha.
@MrMattyswift
4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget darlin'
@KianDinyari
7 ай бұрын
RIP Richard Lewis - amazing bit
@tangobango9653
5 жыл бұрын
This is so true, "Curb" is genius!
@shinmarcorp7846
7 ай бұрын
RIP RICHARD LEWIS!
@deadheadwsp705
3 жыл бұрын
I love Richard Lewis’ look to LD after she says she’s free Friday night 😂
@leepride7978
5 жыл бұрын
Larry David you are a genius!
@_indrid_cold_
3 жыл бұрын
The way Richard says “Why??!!” Perfectly captures that feeling.
@jgg204
Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious how Larry purposely asked if he needs to pay knowing now Richard just owed him a big favor hahaha....SO larry
@lovecraftianleviathan8918
7 ай бұрын
Richard calling everyone “honey” just makes him seem even more ancient.
@gsc76
6 ай бұрын
It amazes me that people don’t like this show. This skit was absolute comedy genius. As is most of the show. RIP legend.
@pgfinna
4 жыл бұрын
When you realize these are unscripted you recognize how excellent of a comedic actor the dude with the hair is
@miurtouissi1093
2 жыл бұрын
What was unscripted ?
@EnjoyVideos99
Жыл бұрын
@@miurtouissi1093 they have a general outline for each scene, what needs to be said for the story to work, but they dont have an actual script for each line, most of the dialogue is improvised
@kieraneric2549
2 жыл бұрын
This was by far the most genius move from Larry in the entire series
@shkelqesiamadhe6915
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a friend like Larry, telling me what I should do.
@crsantin
5 жыл бұрын
Wow Richard looks very frail and hunched over.
@mrabrasive51
5 жыл бұрын
Eventually they all end up looking like an old Jewish Yoda!
@krisscanlon4051
4 жыл бұрын
But it's still him but he did drink pretty heavy he did turn 70 so you know
@gaguy1967
4 жыл бұрын
on this show every man who is single dates women 20-25 years younger
@irenemax3574
4 жыл бұрын
Carlo Santin He might be ill.
@chrissantos5580
4 жыл бұрын
He's 70 what the fuck do.you expect
@lat1502
9 ай бұрын
Every "Curb your Enthusiam" clip I have seen on KZitem has been a 20 to 30 on a scale of 1 to 10. This one is a 100.
@RhangDao
3 жыл бұрын
When you lose your your vision, your hearing becomes more sensitive. When Larry lost his hair he developed world class dating skills
@keithfries
9 ай бұрын
Imagine if Richard at the very end instead of saying, "Anything you want, honey," he said, "Anything you want, sweetie." You wouldn't have to go further than that with the joke as the implied result is that he now did another seize and he can't really work sweetie into his working vocabulary seeing as he's a honey guy.
@robertcalamusso1603
11 ай бұрын
Two geniuses - Larry and Richard. Priceless ☮️🇺🇸
@MrBTDhimself
4 жыл бұрын
Richard Lewis is like a1000 years old haha
@NoelBuller
4 жыл бұрын
@OBG70 he's 73. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it's all downhill from here for him.
@f3nrir_
4 жыл бұрын
still has a better skin than you do
@kevingregg9457
4 жыл бұрын
And you're like 1000 years gay!!!!!!!!!! haha. Got a little crush on him there funboy?
@soppoi123
4 жыл бұрын
Two surgeries (back and shoulder), which didn't went totally well.
@lf9341
4 жыл бұрын
@@soppoi123 :(. Yeah, he's in a lot of pain.
@staggerlee6794
6 ай бұрын
I also love how proud Larry is when he sees Richard carrying out his plan to the letter.
@deantheodosiou2886
Жыл бұрын
Gotta say, to see this "idea" of Larry's work like a charm is so great.
@Mandrake591
4 жыл бұрын
This isn't comedy, it's science fiction! These women are far too young and beautiful for these old fossils!
@CoreyHague
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, wealthy old dudes never get beautiful younger women...
@staggerlee6794
6 ай бұрын
"What ever comes good after a 'we need to talk'..?" So true. 😆
@cazeycroland4
4 жыл бұрын
great idea by larry. bring her to the restaurant and call everyone honey. just like the accidental text theory
@eddieru
2 жыл бұрын
“i lost a potential bride and you’re talking about salad” it’s the little things in this show that are fucking hilarious
@slickysac
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking brilliant execution.
@RedNovaMedia
4 жыл бұрын
We need to talk: I’m taking you for a trip to Cancun 😂😂😂
@DodderingOldMan
3 жыл бұрын
You can pretty much draw a direct line from this show back to Jane Austen and other 'comedies of manners' from that era. Actually you could probably take it back to Ancient Greece. Finding humour in the mundane minutiae of existence is pretty much a cultural constant. And this show does it as well as anyone.
@Glum1964
2 жыл бұрын
I love Larry’s look of admiration for Richard, realizing he’s pulled it off. (2:51)
@aroundandround
Жыл бұрын
0:15 Larry promptly seized on Lewis’ seize.
@bettersteps
4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the smartest shows ever. And, most underrated. It is!
@artysanmobile
5 жыл бұрын
Premature honey. How true!
@alexsbt
7 ай бұрын
Rest in piece Richard Lewis, came here immediately
@thomasecallaghan1111
7 ай бұрын
Yup. Such a funny, loveable guy. Can't believe him and Funk are gone - comic geniuses
@roulettegenie4379
5 ай бұрын
Peace 😅. Like when his dad put past instead of passed to save money per letter.🤣
@alexsbt
4 ай бұрын
@@roulettegenie4379 aahaha nice one lol
@powshadowzable
4 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a minute.
@KvnDWr
3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that this is legit a brilliant idea
@Dat-yi4iz
3 жыл бұрын
Love it at end when Larry says do you want any money for this as if to say I’m paying nothing as I sorted your relationship
@sgreen4865
5 жыл бұрын
Richard has aged really badly. Look at Richard in season 1 and Richard in season 1. Totally different
@ghostlight1530
5 жыл бұрын
You are hilarious. True and hilarious.
@CrazyMunky84
5 жыл бұрын
He actually did have an issue with his kidneys. Not sure if that played into the reason for his aging.
@MichelleAnnM
5 жыл бұрын
Well, he's a dissipated former alcoholic.
@patricksullivan869
5 жыл бұрын
He looks totally fine for 70
@tangobango9653
5 жыл бұрын
sgreen4 GEESH...that’s about TEN years ago. Take a gander at your face back in 2010!
@acedelizo6430
3 жыл бұрын
A man reaches a certain point in life where he can see the "ending" or "end game" of his predicament. Which is a good thing because it helps him deter bad end games.
@zorroze2593
4 жыл бұрын
3:40 that was a really premature 'ok'
@AndreaAustoni
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, that was the best subtlest thing about the whole scene
@gp7405
2 жыл бұрын
Larry milked the situation. He ended up eating for free in exchange for saving Luis’s relationship. Classic Larry🤣🤣
@b1e2t
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh, I love it when Larry's plans work and doesnt backfires.
@Taureg
2 жыл бұрын
2:51 I love Larry's face here
@stevensica89
3 жыл бұрын
Larry David is one of the most sane men in North America.
@77dris
Жыл бұрын
If I owned a bee farm you bet your bottom dollar I'd be calling my product "Premature Honey'. This would also be a great band name.
@ZorbaTheDutch
5 жыл бұрын
LD, problem solver.
@hemanambiar6454
6 ай бұрын
I love how Larry is so pleased looking at Richard just like a proud teacher looking at his star studentl! Ingenious plan😂
@JJHcars
2 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the BEST EVER wingman homeboy counsel/advise to put your boy back in the game. Larry offering to pay because the argue over paying knowing Richard CAN'T say no. His
@CourteousOutlaw
Жыл бұрын
Larry to Richard: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?
@davidnicholson6680
Жыл бұрын
"You seized." "I did seize."
@josefino72
5 жыл бұрын
Lewis is looking more and more like the Crypt Keeper from Tales From the Crypt.
@TheCymbalProject
2 жыл бұрын
That is one hell of a honey parade
@ArtVandelay-he3sz
3 жыл бұрын
"Normally, you'd have got that break up in. Unfortunately, I happen to be on the line today, honey".....
@maitreyanoot3996
3 жыл бұрын
Great catch Richard. She is gorgeous.
@unicornevil6913
4 жыл бұрын
These 2 90 year olds talking about relationship etiquette
@chrisbrown2858
3 жыл бұрын
Larry with the half smile and slight head nod of approval to all of Richard's "Honeys".
@tabularasa7711
10 күн бұрын
who amongst us is not guilty of saying a premature honey? No Cancun for you!
@ThumpingThromnambular
5 ай бұрын
"do you want me to leave any money for this?" Wonderful way to end it.
@CrazyMunky84
4 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, what is creepier? A guy who drops premature honey, or a guy who calls every woman he sees honey?
@CharlieBrown20XD6
3 жыл бұрын
The premature honey signifies he sees the relationship as serious when she is still deciding
@kirihara147
3 жыл бұрын
if he calls the guys honey too that's fine. which he did.
@dmitrylompa3146
3 жыл бұрын
Old people call young people "honey" or "sweetheart" a lot. So it's OK.
@bergrose6689
2 жыл бұрын
When dating, it’s creepy, because it’s in that context
@abcdefg12089
11 ай бұрын
one of my favorite episodes
@eriscuestalozano816
2 жыл бұрын
Genius, I can see Costanza giving that advice to Jerry.
@commaJim
10 ай бұрын
I dont know why, but "it's part of my working vocabulary?" is so funny
@surfwriter8461
2 жыл бұрын
The honeys drew in the queen bee. That's nature at work.
@anteb9002
2 жыл бұрын
Brillliantly devious
@heyyoitsmebrian
9 ай бұрын
Course correcting to "im just 1 of those guys who calls everone Honey" was absolutely brilliant 😅😆😅😆😅
@mattbackus
Жыл бұрын
These two are wretched…I love it!!
@sakkasouffle
7 ай бұрын
The captions made me laugh!!! I realize LC Waikiki is in Istanbul, Turkey.. Richard Lewis said, "take her to cancun" and the closed captions said, "get some kebab". and the place the woman works at is changed to LC Waikiki. haha. love it though, to make it more relevant.
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