The internet began in the early 1990s. I started playing on it in 1995. It's 2021, and I've finally found exactly what the internet was created for.
@rudolphguarnacci197
3 жыл бұрын
I'll drink to that!
@805NAVE
3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing better on the entirety of the internet than Bill
@rudolphguarnacci197
3 жыл бұрын
@@805NAVE I concur.
@chersch5
2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't have said that any better than you did.
@bennettaustin7639
Жыл бұрын
@@rudolphguarnacci197 huupp
@mckou1547
3 жыл бұрын
Q: What is this? A: The best damn car reviewer on the internet. Obviously.
@GloucesterODaugherty
11 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate how no matter what the situation Bill always presents the cars in the most beautiful and flattering way
@HellaKwik
Жыл бұрын
Bill is a comedic fucking genius of poignant one liners. His quips and situational observations are pure gold. I would drink whisky with that man any day. What a legend
@stoneylonesome4062
4 ай бұрын
You should hear him when he’s in the bathroom stall at a bar drinking from a hip flask while he’s taking a shit. If you ever get a chance to drink or smoke a joint with him, take it.
@ado3616
3 жыл бұрын
Bill's tangents are the hilarious primal scream people of a certain age are making at the world around us. He is completely brilliant. We laugh so hard, we have tears running down our faces. Thanks for these video compilations. Bill thank you for creating masterpieces.
@Stefan-ox8nb
2 жыл бұрын
...sometimes it turnes into pure poetry, "...you launch your toddlers through the rear window and they have to hitchhike home at next stage..."- enough material for a Tarantino- movie...
@markmaiello9180
3 жыл бұрын
I’m listening to this again to cheer me up...Bill’s best line: “Instagram is a cocaine delivery service....!” For the luv of God Bill!
@egold2071
2 жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to ya Marky, but you're incorrect. Bill's best line is and will always be: 'Oh Audi, it was this union of 4 German companies... oh for the love of God... It's more confusing than Father's Day at Mick Jagger or Wilt Chamberlain's house!' 🙃
@jeffstonecipher1594
3 жыл бұрын
Don't believe George Carlin was much of a car guy, but he would definitely be fond of this guy. Truly superb compilation. In all of you-tube -hands down.
@s.m.2868
3 жыл бұрын
Carlin actually was a car guy, he was very proud of his e31 BMW 8 series.
@uwucaffeineaddiction4023
2 жыл бұрын
@@s.m.2868 And made many jokes about Saab owners and other fandoms
@martinliehs2513
3 жыл бұрын
Just the right length, slightly under 40 minutes.
@egold2071
3 жыл бұрын
Ha! It's not even 40 minutes? This is just a 'quick take'.
@alexmattsson2090
3 жыл бұрын
When the wheeze laughing started and the surgeon general’s warning faded in….. I absolutely lost it 😂
@chonasimpson6487
2 жыл бұрын
So did i and then i enjoyed a smoke and offended a soy boy.
@chadnevels246
2 жыл бұрын
So did I! Lol
@mattjohnson6227
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 🤣🤣
@jpete3027666
Жыл бұрын
Bill is hilarious. He’s lucky to have survived this long with all of those attack birds and squirrels at his place. 😅
@michaelgrace5912
3 жыл бұрын
In many ways Bill's humor in some regards is a continuation of, and the ability to get away with, as was delivered by the late great Don Rickles. His insults to foreigners, celebrities, car companies, trends and dislike of animals and kids all taken at face value, only few can pull off without being offensive. It's his timing and delivery at the moment his words are spoken that makes it all so funny and not mean spirited. His gift for humor is a talent but, his knowledge all things cars is encyclopedic.
@joe6096
3 жыл бұрын
We lost a true legend in Mr. Warmth. Bill is his spiritual successor I am sure if it.
@Seasonal50
3 жыл бұрын
40 minutes of internet gold.
@M.L.1
Жыл бұрын
We need more people like Bill nowadays. Love all his comments
@42luke93
2 жыл бұрын
Every day is a shitty day for this guy XD
@animalspirits5877
3 жыл бұрын
These cuts are very reminiscent of Jack Rebney in the movie Winnebago Man. Instead of flies coming for Jack, you have birds, goats, hornets, cats and any other life form within a half mile radius. Comedy gold! Remember Jack’s refrain, “Close the fu%king door”!!🦅🪰🐐🐝
@BorisGPR
3 жыл бұрын
Bills misery makes me giddy. Happy birthday, Bill.
@christophermcelligott1593
3 жыл бұрын
"...salvage-title S2000 with a suspension-bridge wing on the back..." I was moved TO TEARS by that line.
@joebeastyg5686
3 жыл бұрын
I love it! The lack of filter in his commentary is truly what makes Bill the must-see car guy on YT. And the editing on this now 2 part Funniest Moments videos takes it to another level :) Thank you Birds, Goats, And Automobiles. Thank you.
@jrsmith1008
Жыл бұрын
I had to watch this twice to get the full effect of Bill's comedy it's too much 😂
@t1201971
3 жыл бұрын
"GOOD MORNING! This is Bill from Auto Europa on another MISERABLE hot steamy humid Florida morning-- y'know, my glasses are so fogged up from all this damn humidity, I can't even tell what kind of car I'm talking about..! *SIGH*"
@troyvan6952
2 жыл бұрын
Oh for the love of God....this man needs to be on prime time network TV with his own show!!! And when you get there Bill, please yell 'hot as balls'
@Bullseye120
3 жыл бұрын
OMG, my stomach hurts from LOL non stop. Bill needs to change careers....he would be an excellent stand up comedian down on the local beach boardwalk. He would could push his Corona Virus whiskey to all of the patrons, plus sell them a car afterwards. Bill, God Bless you, you make me laugh so hard!
@glenntremblay5406
Жыл бұрын
Never change Bill.... never change.
@wizardmix
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, you get it. I've been watching Bill for years. At first he just started popping up in my feed and he kept cracking me up. Now it's like a bi-weekly dose of Winnebago Man. I laugh out loud at this more than most comedy specials. I'm glad to see other people get it.
@curbozerboomer1773
3 жыл бұрын
I tried to consume a taco while watching this...had to stop, as my stomach was convulsing with laughter!....this is a work of art--of some sort!
@hurricane2649
3 жыл бұрын
The red Cadillac break down "flat tire" was the best video of all time as far as I am concerned.
@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869
3 жыл бұрын
For me, it was definitely the Oldsmobile Aurora Episode that had me in stitches as the best episode. It was a hot day, there were ornery goats, he was pissed at Peter, and last but not least, there were particularly bad windows by Dalton... it was a perfect storm!
@lightningfantb3824
Жыл бұрын
The teakettle wheezing almost killed me😂
@mikeceli
Жыл бұрын
"I feel sorry for you people that don't drink. Because when you wake up in the morning, that's as GOOD as your gonna feel ALL DAY!" * * (Dean Martin)
@riwoof
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine my absolute delight when I saw this pop up. The next time Bill releases a 48:00 minute video, but swears at the beginning it will be less than 30:00, he should entertain the thought of hiring you as his personal video editor... nah, than we wouldn't have anything to laugh at. Keep up the great work, it's world class !! 🏆🏆
@raytabs5879
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed the whole way through this video. I wish the hell I had or could learn the kind of patter Bill has. I could listen to him all day.
@MamesJatthew29
Жыл бұрын
Continuously find myself coming back to this absolute gem.
@pauli6043
3 жыл бұрын
I assure you, when Naples gets a sub-40 degree morning this winter, Bill will be wearing his parka and mittens and bitching up a storm!
@ic1815
Жыл бұрын
“After that 50 minute supper on the Mark V the other day”
@SESmith-wx6od
3 жыл бұрын
Bill is truly a man of the people! Awesome work and I'm glad that we're not alone in the struggle. Cheers!
@johnmcdonald1647
3 жыл бұрын
I just bought a coffee and hopped in my car and remembered I'd saved this video from yesterday. I started watching it as I rolled a champion ruby for the drive home, the looks on peoples faces as they walked past said it all as I was crying from laughter. Thanks for part two and Bill you're the GOAT.
@MisterMikeTexas
3 жыл бұрын
Bill is everybody's favorite grouch! 😂😂😂😂 He makes Oscar on Sesame Street look bubbly! 😆😆😆😆
@joe6096
3 жыл бұрын
The first video was great, this is fantastic. I love the intro with Bill's penchant for keeping his videos to "30 minutes tops"...... man this is just awesome!
@markcollins457
3 жыл бұрын
Watched many but this I the best 105 minutes to date
@michaeldonaher2851
3 жыл бұрын
What a great way to start the day, these vids of Bill's rants are hilarious! Please keep em coming. Thanks for the laughs!
@msteen6407
Жыл бұрын
This video has to be the best thing I've ever watched on KZitem . Your a legend . Watching this let's me know I'm not alone , and may just make it
@Nunofurdambiznez
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've EVER laughed so hard in my entire life!! This video is a GEM!!!!!! Thank you for whomever posted it, It's utterly the best EVER!
@PeterLarsenJr
3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing when he started wheezing about halfway through!!!
@wizardmix
3 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Bill for years and it's the highlight of my day when I see another one of his reviews pop up. It's a type of humor you either get or you don't get but the fact that he produces video after video like this is amazing. There's a comfort to the routine but it's no less funny even after the 100th time you've heard it. I've tried to explain this to SO many of my friends and family and none of them seem to get it, I'm just happy to see someone compile it all.
@benedictdonald4338
3 жыл бұрын
Whoever mixed this is a certified genius.
@ssnoc
3 жыл бұрын
Bill says what everyone thinks - 😂👏👍
@Banglish123
3 жыл бұрын
I think Bill should get a slot on Curb Your Enthusiasm as a miserable used car salesman
@nickmcfaddin4443
Жыл бұрын
@23:27 I lost it listening to the continuous smokers hack. Likely going to hell now but that cut was pure gold.
@josephvaldora49
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, I just spit out my corona virus whiskey from laughing!
@michaelpfaff6009
3 жыл бұрын
This compilation of Bill's finest moments is just so hilarious!!! I didn't think Bill could make me laugh more, but this video of him made me roll!!!!
@heinrichjohannklein7776
3 жыл бұрын
Its absorving, devastating, crushing, explosiv, truthfull and extremely hilarious! The VOICE speaking all this, doubles the sense of it!!!! Bill: the King of All Car Reviewers Thanks for the compilation
@tayzer22
Жыл бұрын
Bill is a legend.
@JimmyFoxhound
3 жыл бұрын
30 seconds in and I'm already in tears! I LOVE Bill! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@unclerog
3 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT...Saw #1 and now #2 is just as Priceless...The Coughs and Sighs frickin Crack Me UP!!!! Lol
@vulekv93
2 жыл бұрын
If this was shorter than 35 minutes it would be a hate crime.
@DMETS519
3 жыл бұрын
I tried to hold on and not laugh until he tripped over the naked statue.
@HANDBANANNA
3 жыл бұрын
The best and most underrated KZitemr ever! Love this man's videos and thank you for putting his "greatest hits" together.
@christopherkraft1327
3 жыл бұрын
I love Bills rants, Coronavirus whiskey & all!!! Thanks for sharing this great compilation!!! 👍👍😁
@mikeceli
Жыл бұрын
Hysterical video! My sentiments, exactly! Bill should work for the" Florida Tourism And Welcoming Comity"!
@jovar.3649
3 жыл бұрын
I never expected a second video, much less so soon, much much less 40 minutes! You're doing the Lord's work here! A+++++ Vid!
@birdsgoatsandautomobiles7869
3 жыл бұрын
thanks! i think it'll be the last one for quite a while, but we'll see
@djrory
3 жыл бұрын
If the next one can cover the quinoa discussion that would be great.
@donaldwoodford824
2 жыл бұрын
Birds, Goats, And Automobiles. You have truly captured the true essence of Bill great hot as balls compilation of the best of Bill
@egold2071
3 жыл бұрын
Bestill my heart! A 2nd video...? This is becoming a channel? Much thanks to the 2nd greatest KZitemr, right behind Sir Bill.
@jimmybobhere
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is more ornery than I am, and I've been called a bitter ray of sunshine more times than I care to remember.
@ZedTee190
3 жыл бұрын
After a crappy day this video arrives, lifts my spirits to no end! Thanks for the effort and time this 2nd video must have taken! Brilliant!
@kennethbode2017
3 жыл бұрын
why did I start watching this at bedtime?
@dantebishopmba5210
3 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes Yes…superiorly stellar comp! “We’re not worthy…we’re not worthy”! 🙌🙌 Keep’em comin! 👍🤩
@scottwilkins4544
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect!!! Thank you for making these! The best moments of the best reviewer!!!
@baldyhead
2 жыл бұрын
Distilled, 100% proof Bill. These videos are surely the funniest on KZitem, even though I disagree with many of his rants, you can't fault his honesty.
@blockchainsecurity
3 жыл бұрын
Bill is truly a treasure!
@willheilig9176
3 жыл бұрын
Never change Bill.
@lilibethdoherty295
Жыл бұрын
Bill needs to do stand up Comedy with Ron White, what a Great comedic duo they would make !
@Timahcs2
2 жыл бұрын
Who ever put this together deserves a medal of freedom! You sir, impress me! Bill is the best damn channel that exists and you’ve captured a 39:59 video, SHORTER than the videos he pretends and promises he’s going to make! 🤣😂. Thank you for this! LOL!!
@yoranw4608
2 жыл бұрын
Isnt Bill just adorable? G’d, Id love to share a beer and talk a whole afternoon with the guy. Hes like endless fun.
@Nkirk1974
2 жыл бұрын
Out of anyone on Social media, youtube and in fact the internet … The person without a doubt I’d love to have a drink with is Bill… hands down!
@Jtels85
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao this is just what I needed to watch about a shitty day at work. I love Bill 😂
@e.f.clarke2041
3 жыл бұрын
The time end effort out into this is outstanding. Bill would be so so proud. So proud.
@markcollins457
3 жыл бұрын
The "only" reason I watch the show its a perfect mix of motor trend, fire sign theater and Anthony Bourdain
@saadgt2009
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for this excellent 2nd video. Looks like you're off to a great start, lol! 🖖🙏🇨🇦
@donkeytime1704
2 жыл бұрын
I must say, Bill for President...!!! This world is in so need of release, humor and beyond perspective for all intents and purposes for the love of God...!!! As Bill would put it... My clients in the barbershop are going to be quite amused and pretty chipper when they see this episode. Bill, for whatever happens, please don't change...!!! I have a feeling that you could end up on the late night show of Jimmy Kimmel or some other guy on TV. I hope everyone has a peaceful and Merry Christmas...!!! ✌️🥸
@jamesjacobson20
3 жыл бұрын
Just can't get enough of your "Good morning!" videos. You did it again. Perfect.
@paulie-Gualtieri.
3 жыл бұрын
Bill is the voice of reason
@hurricane2649
3 жыл бұрын
I loved your first video. Who would have thought you could possible beat it. You did. We all love Bill, the coolest cat on U-tube
@DocPortland
3 жыл бұрын
Bill is becoming a legend…
@ajay-xjs
Жыл бұрын
Pure poetry.
@johnbrowning8785
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill. I always watch your videos in the mornings to prepare me for the day ahead. This is the best so far!
@ms1212100
2 жыл бұрын
I really can appreciate the amount of time putting this together, Bill is so frkn funny. Love this Thx from CT
@joeleonardo5119
Жыл бұрын
i absolutely lost it at the wheezing compilation besides everything else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brockjennings
3 жыл бұрын
Poor Bill is always at the precipice of a total nervous breakdown.
@wp-aiseo
3 жыл бұрын
SPOT ON! For the love of god, it makes me smile and makes my day!
@PeterLarsenJr
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much For putting this amazing montage together Bill! I’ve been watching for a year or two. I decided to make it a weekly regiment that every Sunday morning I watch this video before I go to church. It’ll get me in a better mood!!
@FRFRANKIE
3 жыл бұрын
That video was so cool. I had tears in my eyes, hilarious video. Keep up the good work. Stay safe and take care.
@HellaKwik
2 ай бұрын
I don't drink or smoke, but I would pay money to get shit housed and smoke cigars with Bill. Love that man
@stuartmacmillan750
3 жыл бұрын
I love Bill - thank you for pulling this together. Laughed the whole time!
@cbdoil4082
3 жыл бұрын
The best producer of the funniest cramuggend.
@lobsterwhisperer7932
2 жыл бұрын
"That's the whiskey talking"
@BEUSA42
2 жыл бұрын
Bill is a fucking legend he is funny as hell
@ericelander9936
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent work. For the next one you've got to include the 84 Camaro Berlinetta Miami Vice storage compartment under the hatch. Big enough for "AK-47's, Mac 10's, kilos of Cocaine...whatever is needed to participate in the international drug trade."
@randolph_eastwood
Жыл бұрын
12:53 omg I can't stop chuckling
@SonnyGTA
3 ай бұрын
Not ONLY is he hysterical….but he’s RIGHT!!!
@rudolphguarnacci197
3 жыл бұрын
You've captured the essence of Bill and why we love his rap.
@peatyxxjxxx1494
3 жыл бұрын
I love this. Glad you made more. If I had suggestions for future montages it would be Bill finger tapping on things and “Flippity flips”
@davidmassarella8393
7 ай бұрын
This is my favorite Bill video 😅
@gazistar5526
2 жыл бұрын
Bill is a legend and comedian great car reviewer on you tube
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