Small inaccuracy here, they first collected the frisbees to kill the tree and then crashed the sports tournament to annoy the dictator with them.
@pinballlizard111
Жыл бұрын
Wish they continued the story i wanted to see what the red stars and the elemental lords were all about
@KnightedSilverWolf
Жыл бұрын
@@pinballlizard111RIGHT? SO MUCH NOT EXPLAINED
@antonioquintanilla2233
Жыл бұрын
Rigth!
@antonioquintanilla2233
Жыл бұрын
@@pinballlizard111 Yeah, me too 😔
@LordVanOskuro
Жыл бұрын
@pinballlizard111 Vezon would have taken over the Golden Being, screwing over Velika's plan. The lords side with Vezon, but are defeated by the combined forces led by Tahu. Vezon escapes into space with numerous villains, the mahri and others, including three new toa, adapt to space and go after the villains while the Mata and Glatorian rebuild Spherus Magna.
@YasaiTsume
Жыл бұрын
Each Matoran awakened seperately. Also it needs to be said: the timeline for this movie is kind wack because they didn't know they were gonna make Web of Shadows. I think that's why Essenger cuts it off right there for this part despite the awakening being part of this movie.
@Mrcryptidsarereal
Жыл бұрын
There's gonna be some shenanigans on the road trip from Detroit to FIji and back again
@Yan_Alkovic
Жыл бұрын
We literally started with the ending clip of Web of Shadows in reverse So yeah, I feel like we'll be looping back to that framing device.
@N8-PT
Жыл бұрын
That’s why the Bionicle 2.5 fancut is the definitive way to watch them
@jestagoon8408
Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Vakama forgot and a week later was like "Oh yeah this other crazy shit also happened."
@thegreenmage6956
Жыл бұрын
Web of Shadows should never have been made -_- we should have seen the Inika, new Toa cycle, moving onwards.
@miszamojcyszschmidt1746
Жыл бұрын
Makuta impersonates the real dictator 😂😂😂
@TyrannoNoddy
Жыл бұрын
"The evil Makuta has been impersonating the city's real dictator" Dume is still a dictator lol
@heartlessnobody1143
Ай бұрын
HE made the Vahki, or well, nuparu made them, Dume just told him to make robo cops and he made terminators
@user-qd8yy9lc4g
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that Toa Hordika got out the Mask of Light. That happened, this is about the point where Bionicle starts spiralling into big-world worldbuilding
@999monsterjam3
Жыл бұрын
That's probably going to be the 2005 video.
@AngryGoats555
Жыл бұрын
Right, I feel like he’s either going to STRICTLY stick to the main story, or these videos are about to become MUCH longer
@ryutipscows9712
Жыл бұрын
my favorite part of the story was when the toa nuva got their asses ABSOLUTELY HANDED to them by the piraka
@braydenmoore3685
Жыл бұрын
0:42 “…the evil Makuta has been impersonating the city’s real dictator,” is an underrated line
@jankleinpferd
Жыл бұрын
These are so darn good
@Cybermat47
Жыл бұрын
0:40 I love the fact that Dume is still being made out as a villain here lol
@Ultra-Magnus-
Жыл бұрын
I mean... he's not wrong?
@yemmohater2796
Жыл бұрын
Dume wasn't exactly a kind ruler even before the impersonation
@-error-7936
Жыл бұрын
The mafia is cannon in Bionicle
@GhostRoasterDrankAllTheMilk
Жыл бұрын
I love how there is a pause after Tony mentions Nidhiki before he mentions Krekka in a confused and bored tone like if he believes that Nidhiki was way more exiting and interesting of a character compared to Krekka
@Durgemann
Жыл бұрын
Nidhiki: Has history with one of our heroes and a vendetta for wrongdoings in the past Krekka: He large
@zidanetribal1406
Жыл бұрын
You forgot about the part where after they did the city’s gardening but before the sports tournament, they did a plumbing job only to find a very pissed off resident that has to force the Toa to learn the power of teamwork, only for them to forget it immediately
@Durgemann
Жыл бұрын
What about the part when they’re looking for the frisbees where one of their small friends tries to screw everyone over because the big green spider guy promised him money or something?
@essengerbionicle
Жыл бұрын
there's a lot i wish i could include but Im trying to make these very short ;P
@cloud_and_proud
Жыл бұрын
@@essengerbionicle it's literally less than a minute long, I think you can let it be a little longer :3 I mean it's mostly bonkle fans watching these, right? So having some of the more obscure stuff might be interesting
@essengerbionicle
Жыл бұрын
@@cloud_and_proud originally i was trying to keep them under 30 seconds haha. the first one i did (and haven’t posted yet) is 2006 and it’s 15 seconds long lmao
@robertwagstaff1126
Жыл бұрын
@@essengerbionicle 2006 is like the most complicated one, though.
@emblemblade9245
Жыл бұрын
Fucking Akhmou
@mon-kiegh477
Жыл бұрын
When I'm 80, I'm going to tell my grandkids this was the original plot to the bible
@MCLegoboy
Жыл бұрын
Narrator: Gorilla Cyclops Krekka: nyuuuh...
@Bill-oj6vj
Жыл бұрын
get nihdikki
@DragonClaw-eg6nj
Жыл бұрын
Even though these descriptions are marginally less majestic, what is so funny about them is that they're 100% truthful and probably make it a lot easier for most people to understand, even though it sounds funny to hear it described like this if you're a serious Bionicle fan.
@darkjapan
Жыл бұрын
As someone who only ever experienced Bionicle from the cereal cd games as a child, it honestly is helping me understand the lore. It's astonishing how much there is!
@poissony
Жыл бұрын
Ngl this one is my favorite purely for nostalgia value. 2005’s movie was the first Bionicle anything I consumed, and watching this movie ad infinitum after school with my sibling at grandma’s is a cherished memory. Glad to see despite how cursed it is almost every single facet of this is accurate. Also “the city’s REAL dictator” got me good lol
@mattfabbs
Жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget how Whenua’s mask power is that of a flashlight
@_ravenous_4628
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but “Mysterious Golden Man” sounds kinda badass in my opinion XD
@hermannator1
Жыл бұрын
"Defeats himself long enough" that line got me good
@canrex7540
Жыл бұрын
Defeats himself 😭
@Pierre_boat_enjoyer
Жыл бұрын
Once in 2003 Lego decided that kids couldn’t relate to the main characters very well, so bionicle created Guurahk and the rest of the Rahkshi for kids to relate to better, because no kids wear masks that’s something they can’t relate too, but every kid loves their disintegration staff
@SymbolsWriter
Жыл бұрын
What?..
@Pierre_boat_enjoyer
Жыл бұрын
@@SymbolsWriterA Guurahk was created by Makuta Teridax to seek out the Avohkii and prevent anyone from bearing it. Its search led it, along with a Panrahk and a Lerahk, to Ta-Koro, where it helped in the destruction of the city. It then followed Takua and Jaller to Ko-Wahi, where Kopaka froze it in a lake. After Guurahk, Panrahk and Lerahk were bound in ice, Makuta summoned Vorahk, Kurahk and Turahk to prevent Takua and Jaller from finding the seventh Toa. The Guurahk later managed to escape from the layer of ice and traveled to Kini-Nui, where it was defeated by the Toa Nuva when it was imprisoned inside a block of glass along with Lerahk and Panrahk. It was later disassembled to build the Ussanui.
@Pierre_boat_enjoyer
Жыл бұрын
#guurahkposting
@thewaterninja3183
Жыл бұрын
Apparently the Kanohi Vahi can't let you travel back or forth in time, but can only accelerate or decelerate the passage of time in an area. Does that mean it's not a time machine, or could it still be considered one from its existing abilities?
@N8crafter
Жыл бұрын
it still warps time as its intended function (and technically, accelerating the passage of time in an area would count as forward time travel) so I'd say it still qualifies.
@danielgrizzlus3950
Жыл бұрын
I believe it was suggwsted in canon that messages can be sent back in time using the mask and thats why vakama has visions
@KevinRoboticsEDU
Жыл бұрын
I think it's only capable of time travel if the Vahi is physically destroyed, because then time loses all meaning: "Think of it - can you rule a future that is in the past? Or a present that is still a century away? Could you ever be sure of what you've done and what you haven't, when months and years have merged together?" ~ Vakama, Time Trap
@skraox1053
Жыл бұрын
The complete mask of time from G2 allows time travel.
@NickNuiGames
Жыл бұрын
It'd be cool to have "0.5" episodes after the main story's done that covers a lot of the inbetween stuff no one knows about, like Maze of Shadows and stuff.
@The_WJC
Жыл бұрын
New from Bionicle: The weed exterminators go underground to get the rest of the city's population and are kidnapped and mutated by spiders with the wrong amount of legs. They are helicoptered to safety by midgets who tell them they need to visit a monk robot. The red one abandons his team and gets captured by one of the leaders of the spiders, who is an inexplicably attractive being who turns him to the dark side. He kidnaps the midgets and is offered a place among the attractive being and a bipedal goat. The other weed exterminators enter the fortress without authorization and the attractive being betrays the bipedal goat by letting the monk robot series finale him. The green one turns the red one back to normal and he promotes the spiders to freedom with a 100% pay decrease. He then blows up the attractive being, setting the dictator free and the monk robot reverses their mutations.
@tdpuuhailee8222
Жыл бұрын
Each atom sold separately
@Ghostvertigo
Жыл бұрын
They would if they could!
@EpilepsyWarning404
8 күн бұрын
Each sub particle sold separately (in a different universe each)
@binary1045
Жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most, be returned Also Hero by All Insane Kids (this song) is an absolute banger
@coconuthead98
Жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Toa Metru use the Great Disks to defeat the Morbuzakh (the giant weed) before going to the Coliseum to get slandered by Dictator Dume?
@essengerbionicle
Жыл бұрын
ngl you right on this one king
@liammeech3702
Жыл бұрын
Wasn't depicted in the film for some reason.
@Makutros
Жыл бұрын
@@liammeech3702the plant is actually in the movie for a couple of seconds. But i guess recapping the entire series events of the two books that lead up to the movie would be a bit much for 70 minutes of runtime.
@Serucipe
Жыл бұрын
@@MakutrosIs it really? I just rewatched it and didn't notice.
@Makutros
Жыл бұрын
@@Serucipe in the scene where Vakama finds his disc in the fire region (around the 16 min. mark). The vines that restrain him are confirmed to be the Morbuzakh.
@Serucipe
Жыл бұрын
I just rewatched this movie. They hype up the Mask of Time throughout the story, only for it to do literally nothing and get thrown into the ocean.
@JettKuso
Жыл бұрын
Holy crap the 'defeats himself long enough' line KILLS me
@Heaty90
Жыл бұрын
This movie/set was my introduction to Bionicle. Had gotten Vakama from a toy shop in a mall as a child and even dressed like him for a Halloween. Even saw another kid in the same costume that day.
@Wing-Zero-si1eu
5 ай бұрын
This reminds of the May the Fourth Be with you videos that used to be on the Lego Star Wars website back in the early 2010s. Good job of making this hilarious.
@thehauntedcheese
Жыл бұрын
holy shit i found this channel just soon enough to watch this video and i already love everything
@jamesmitchell1397
Жыл бұрын
I image this is what it would sound like if Max0r did bionicle lore videos that didn't try to kill every epileptic watching the video.
@motionsuggests
Жыл бұрын
0:17 Something's incredibly entertaining about calling Metru-Nui a 'town'
@elekahthecrosswiredcatboy
Жыл бұрын
This is how I'm introducing BIONICLE lore to my friends.
@DummyGittle
Жыл бұрын
The next one should start like: "back in this damn city again because the executives got upset when they found out how much money their Unity assets cost to make"
@mortman200
Жыл бұрын
So on Mata Nui they always go underground to fight baddies but in Metru Nui they have to go to the surface.
@viridiannucleon
Жыл бұрын
all of the the evil gas robots live in a cave between the two towns except for the lead rusty slug father, who lives in a different cave that is also a crab bin
@tomppa345
Жыл бұрын
You got the Morbuzakh boss fight and the Great Disk search the wrong way around, apart from that another 10/10 video would buy each set separately
@un_miroir
Жыл бұрын
I love this. You're the best at making the narrator actually funny.
@milleniumtardis
Жыл бұрын
This was the best of the Bionicle movies
@GrizbyK72
Жыл бұрын
The plot was definite the best, but hard to convey with the film’s run time. You need a lot of extra info to truly enjoy it.
@SpaceLanceFTW
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget the dictator was also the pope. And that the two moons were actually God's eyes
@Nil_25k
Жыл бұрын
Ive been using these to explain the basic lore of Bionicle to my friends.
@purplehaze2358
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised you didn't also mention the continuities of the out-of-film material here, considering how it's just as cursed, if not more so.
@cobaltprime9467
Жыл бұрын
I remember even as a kid being confused by the Mask of Time. Vakama spent all that time forging the mask, fusing the disks to use as the material. But when he goes to use it, all it does is turn on slow-mo and is basically useless. I guess it’s an original idea to establish a Chekhov’s Gun and when it’s used in the story it ends up not contributing to the story. He didn’t even finish it. It was just an add-on for his mask.
@cheesydude0077
Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about these is they're actually accurate 😂
@TJ_ax
Жыл бұрын
Bionicle lore is truly fucking crazy - it’s very existence feels like a dream to me now
@J4CKC00P3R
Жыл бұрын
Yessss another one of these masterpieces, keep them coming
@danielgrizzlus3950
Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention the bit where Makuta put God to sleep
@TheSonBC0
Жыл бұрын
I was once a weed exterminator.
@tenzinmatson5274
Жыл бұрын
I love that every second of this is story accurate and cannon to a t also the old Bionicle music playing in the background sent me
@Mr.Feather130
Жыл бұрын
I love how you call the vahki,the police since they behave similar to those baddies in the 2004 wave of Bionicle
@essengerbionicle
Жыл бұрын
i mean they literally are the metru nui police tho lol
@Mr.Feather130
Жыл бұрын
@@essengerbionicle Yeah And metru nui is worse than freaking Ohio
@Nikinuk200
Жыл бұрын
He fumbled the bag
@DissedRedEngie
Жыл бұрын
can't believe the cops were only able to capture two black guys and a white dude.
@nautilusnotasquid
Жыл бұрын
2002 in a nutshell: the antibiotics have defeated the brain tumor, but now the mind control bugs are on the loose! The mini-biotics have used corpses of said mind control bugs to build mechs to kill more mind control bugs! Awesome! Now the antibiotics have entered the hive and morphed into penicillin! In the hive they fight the big dinosaur bonkles and save the day!
@15oClock
Жыл бұрын
"Makuta absorbs the mafia."
@dizzykrogan
Жыл бұрын
Beautiful work.. just rewatched this about an hour ago.
@Sebboebbo
Жыл бұрын
Da king is back baby he neva miss
@andreisechi7871
2 ай бұрын
Makuta absorbs the mafia . Im done with my life ,i dont need more 😂
@Davisnacho
Жыл бұрын
They also fought a shapeshifter, Krahka, under a museum before they went to the arena. And the toa found the disks before fighting the Morbuzakh.
@Makutros
Жыл бұрын
@I-io8eejust like Mavrah and his sea monsters, the underground final boss battle for this year
@Mr.Brothybear
9 ай бұрын
Not Pictured Here: One of the team members getting Tossed Around by Moving pillars commanded by the Dictator
@venyeet5021
Жыл бұрын
Each ligament severed separately.
@yemmohater2796
Жыл бұрын
Why was this actually really well summarized
@piggosalternateaccount4917
Жыл бұрын
It cant have been only 2 weeks ago, these videos feel precious and ancient
@Likonan
Жыл бұрын
I wanna be known as a "Mysterious Golden Man" at some point in my life lol.🗿
@bobbruh4616
Жыл бұрын
These are fucking awsome! Can’t wait for the next one man
@ToaOfFusion
Жыл бұрын
You can become a senior citizen overnight? *OH GOD!*
@EbagStudios
Жыл бұрын
Found these today and I love them! Can’t wait for the next one!
@david21216
Жыл бұрын
Yooo that’s the movie! Finally time for me to access almost 20 year old info I forgot about
@Aspi3Gam3r
Жыл бұрын
"CURSED Bionicle Lore - PART 6 (2005) NEW FROM BIONICLE Grandpa Vakama was only half done giving us flashbacks to his hometown city where he and his colleagues made the best of a bad situation as Metru Nui crumbled around them. Upon returning to the ancient city to collect the rest of the citizens to bring back to the mysterious island that's somehow above Metru Nui, Grandpa Vakama and friends found the city overrun by giant spiders with venomous fangs that turn you into an ugly beast led by a simp king and his overqualified villainous robo-waifu who's unique one of a kind build temporarily persuaded Grandpa Vakama to go through an edgy phase. The remaining heroes led by infant Rahkshi offspring sought out a special limited edition beast called Keetongu who just so happened to be located deep within the city and also just so happened to have the cure for ugly beast syndrome. Uncle Matau persuaded Grandpa Vakama to stop simping for evil robo-waifu, the king of simps got crushed by Keetongu, and the lesson imparted upon us was to never become a simp for any reason whatsoever now then I sure do hope God is doing alright since we last left him...
@o00nemesis00o
7 ай бұрын
Well his eyes are already open, somehow, is that important?
@alexmartin4772
Жыл бұрын
Metru nui is just something to behold.
@soundshock8
Жыл бұрын
Storytelling at its finest
@That0neJawn
Жыл бұрын
We require more lore.
@essengerbionicle
Жыл бұрын
coming soon!, ive started workin on it
@That0neJawn
Жыл бұрын
@@essengerbionicle NICE. I loved the humour in those. Also: just found your song shortly after writing that comment above. Great work! You really managed to capture and invoke the musical "essence" of Bionicle.
@tahunuva4254
Жыл бұрын
Makuta: defeated by self-fisting
@GrizbyK72
Жыл бұрын
Wow… kind of right haha
@gsuaveyt
Жыл бұрын
Dont forget their diversion to deal with john carpenters the thing in a tunnel
@ViewerReallyLikesVideos
Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing
@bentwineham1986
Жыл бұрын
Well, I guess that is technically what happened.
@gavinhayesdinofang1276
11 ай бұрын
"Gorilla cyclops"
@Zcrub
Жыл бұрын
When we getting that Glass Display of Makuta irl
@Yan_Alkovic
Жыл бұрын
Gathere friends, listen again to our legend... of the Bionicle - Grandpa Vakama, about to tell the young'uns how bad he had it when he was their age
@I-oh_Badguy
Жыл бұрын
You’re not wrong…. It’s pretty accurate.
@Cosmalano
Жыл бұрын
This one was fantastic
@DarthLego46
Жыл бұрын
Makuta impersonating the city’s real dictator got me.
@spear-throw-legacy
Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite one so far.
@Pixelusually
Жыл бұрын
"His mutant ex brother" Ok that makes sense *"and a gorrilla cyclops"* Oh ok
@Iveno-Von-Aethervein
Жыл бұрын
the order of events may be off but they did do all of that.
@derrickfoltz8555
Жыл бұрын
Calling Krekka a Gorilla Cyclops is almost accurate, except he was stupid! 🤣
@38procentkrytyk
Жыл бұрын
And then right before one thing happend also happend entire huge story which doesn't change the outcome of anything but your bank account.
@alexanderberrones2165
Жыл бұрын
fun fact the time machine used itself to turn orange for no reason
@DragonaxFilms
Жыл бұрын
I just want to make everyone aware of the parallels between the plot of the D&D movie and Bionicle 2. Especially the coloseum/arena battle. Think about it.
@VersatileElement
Жыл бұрын
From here I can only imagine how the plot of Web of Shadows will be poorly summed up 🤪😂
@onemanlegion3274
Жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where the Toa Metru play a game of Among Us with John Carpenter's The Thing.
@riseoftheknights
Жыл бұрын
Wait what about the troubled villagers/city folk and the flooded museum/library with the robotic ring wraith that controls the weather thats piloted by collectible slugs?
@newguy371
Жыл бұрын
Wasn't there also something about six magical Matoran that the toa Metru had to find? It's not really cursed, but it's a weird detail.
@Makutros
Жыл бұрын
Yep, they just knew where the frisbees were hidden.
@newguy371
Жыл бұрын
@@Makutros Thank you!
@notlistening6499
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that is basically how it happened
@jessewildman1292
Жыл бұрын
These are so hilarious 😂
@CS.JM99
Жыл бұрын
what was the name of the background song again? that wakes up some good old memories xD
@Makutros
Жыл бұрын
Hero by All Insane Kids
@aaronfender8784
Жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the web of shadows lore vids with Roodaka
@flygonas2
Жыл бұрын
bionicle fans when roodaka
@MrSexy-hn9oz
Жыл бұрын
The best movie imo
@riseoftheknights
Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for time trap
@adude7944
Жыл бұрын
Each set sold separately
@emblemblade9245
Жыл бұрын
And don’t get us started on what happened in the Archives!
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