The fact that he says 'shreks' to cover the 'sex' word makes this even better lmao
@daffasihotang
3 жыл бұрын
family friendly
@chickenfart5979
3 жыл бұрын
My little bro walked in while it was talking about shreks, and he laughed bc he thought it was shrek
@vahidjump
3 жыл бұрын
Panshrexsuals
@-Dragon-Master-
3 жыл бұрын
Bro its shrex lmao
@jacobdoestuff1393
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry gotta cover that word with *SHREK*
@Yoshdoes_things
2 жыл бұрын
What if I left a vegan with a cannibal and gave the cannibal a steak and watch as the vegan gets upset and say “would you eat a human” and hear the cannibal say “yes”
@chin8ferrah909
Жыл бұрын
😂
@hockeykidwjm6865
Жыл бұрын
Holy balls you're a psychopath and I love it
@voxglichsbloopers
3 жыл бұрын
6:30 correction Ferb had a crush on her when she was 16 and he was 10 they never actually got together until ferb was 18 as seen in the Phineas and Ferb Future Special ( the one where Phineas and Ferb going to college )
@tathagatdhaneriya7485
3 жыл бұрын
He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fricking will
@miuiswaifu
3 жыл бұрын
@@tathagatdhaneriya7485 yep
@oofoof2484
3 жыл бұрын
No ag mas haqer yos3?
@MykeGG
3 жыл бұрын
*lore.*
@fh7463
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Her: "he's probably thinking about other women" Him: "do endermen think hell is filled with water?"
@ABozowithDignity
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@miuiswaifu
3 жыл бұрын
Some have actually seen it, and thier friends don't belive them
@fh7463
3 жыл бұрын
@@miuiswaifu ahahahaha
@ryanarthur5035
3 жыл бұрын
Man see other women other than his gf and gets thinking about random stuff. I remember a women inspired me to do a poem about climate change don't know why.
@genericnameandgamertag7448
2 жыл бұрын
Facs
@loststorm7587
3 жыл бұрын
"If you dont wish to die..." The entire audience: The law requires that I answer "Spare me pupper"
@demoman8104
3 жыл бұрын
spare me pupper
@messitolakers7231
3 жыл бұрын
don't spare me pupper
@Lauren-ub6mj
3 жыл бұрын
Spare me pupper
@ashleyweir5467
2 жыл бұрын
Spare me pupper
@lebarazarb167
2 жыл бұрын
spare me pupper
@leikezeold1376
3 жыл бұрын
17:45. Fun fact, there was a japanese samurai who could double jump.
@-Dragon-Master-
3 жыл бұрын
So did suicide bombers but they could only do it once
@UnRared
3 жыл бұрын
@@-Dragon-Master- underrated
@demoman8104
3 жыл бұрын
@@-Dragon-Master- i never thought about it that way
@cuntpoopoo293
2 жыл бұрын
@@-Dragon-Master- now this is A cursed comment than those cringey overused ones
@itisventus
2 жыл бұрын
So, only one japanese samurai was able to achieve the brazilians' intrinsic perk?
@Tacoalien
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness her: "I'm pregnant!" Him: "thats great!" Also him: thinking if he should go for milk or go Itachi mode
@mybeatsaretrashsoami1296
3 жыл бұрын
Well! that was good
@t1mpastrami440
3 жыл бұрын
Itachi mode but let the baby live So you can tell him he's adopted and then kill him
@Tacoalien
3 жыл бұрын
@@t1mpastrami440 not a bad idea
@Tacoalien
3 жыл бұрын
@@mybeatsaretrashsoami1296 thx
@mybeatsaretrashsoami1296
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tacoalien :)
@lemons4663
3 жыл бұрын
Me casually driving* My brain: what if you drove of that hill . . . Shut up #dankness
@jacobkohr7243
3 жыл бұрын
0:19 "Uh, Hilda, why does it feel like something's poking me?" *Evil Grin* "Because something IS!"
@Naofumi-Iwatani
3 жыл бұрын
(Kazuma was traumatized)
@SomeWhereInNevada.
2 жыл бұрын
Sylvia San *SYLVIA SAN*
@AdityaRaj-hp8tn
Жыл бұрын
Astolfo is happy
@TheMikeNos
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness "Every single person you meet dies." No shit Sherlock.
@cybermerlin2000
2 жыл бұрын
And yet no one has looked in my garden
@a1marine105
2 жыл бұрын
Laughs in knowing queen Elizabeth
@seanterebieniec
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: comes back from vacation Memellion: new 20 minute meme videos Me:"A blessing from the lord"
@rushjobinc8063
3 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@frqctures
3 жыл бұрын
girls during puberty: AAAAA THIS HURTS AAAAA boys during puberty: hippity hoppity the toilet paper is now my property
@sierrakilo1174
3 жыл бұрын
So fucking relatable
@SuperSylar
2 жыл бұрын
F: We monthly bleed from our vagina and feel an excruciating amount of pain for the next 40 years unless we get pregnant or swallow an unholy amount of medicines. M: We'll suddenly pop a boner in the most unappropriated time (even if just sleepy) and, if saw by someone, be labeled as a pervert by the whole social circle.
@HolySwapNoah
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me to my parents: if somebody tells you to shake their hand but wrong answers only, there would be a neverending paradox, because shaking their hand normally is the correct answer, which makes it the wrong answer, not doing it normally is the wrong answer, which makes it the correct answer, but just simply not shaking their hand would either break the paradox or continue it, because it is the wrong and right answer at the same time. My parents: We're.. getting the... abortion papers..
@spiceyseason981
3 жыл бұрын
So you said that to them when you were a fetus 💀💀💀
@HolySwapNoah
3 жыл бұрын
@@spiceyseason981 *wait... okay, that was a small mistake I did, but sure, I guess, but you gotta admit, I have a point.*
@spiceyseason981
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ALLMAX23
3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey
2 жыл бұрын
Ok, but shaking hands with someone isn't an answer because "shake my hand" isn't a question.
@TarboGreatApe
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness No one: Me: asks the same dumbass question for the millionth time
@ancientticket5583
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: watching memelions recent video at 2 am Memelion: uploads once more Me: why must you torture me in such a beautiful way
@LiteralBeans
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Romeo was 16 or 17 Juliet was 13. Well shi-
@yamligma
3 жыл бұрын
facts, and it was a 3-day relationship
@crittersoncrack3215
2 жыл бұрын
10:21 I one time found a used condom in the toddler nursery at my church. Being an upstanding citizen and a morally righteous person, I promptly put it in the toy box so that one of those children can get a nice surprise snack. It's the little things that can make some one's day!
@monsterousreal
2 жыл бұрын
nigga what
@smexehcougah3
3 жыл бұрын
I would like to transfer to the Doom Mommy timeline, please.
@the_poisoned_gamer
Жыл бұрын
No.
@paulchaudoir190
3 жыл бұрын
Come on in grim pupper. I'm happy to see you.
@Goldysanyt
2 жыл бұрын
kill me grim puppper before tommorow its the deadline to the projeecctt
@medexamtoolscom
2 жыл бұрын
5:28 but how did he know what his best friend's duck tastes like?
@spencerberndt9895
3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to having dead people in my basement
@RealFoxTrotFox
2 жыл бұрын
cursed comments are like "things youre not supposed to be laughing at but you laugh anyway"
@L1M.L4M
3 жыл бұрын
Spare me, pupper. Redditors after seeing the final part: _"No!"_
@brotherdaniel1524
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: Finally kills the boss that was giving me so much trouble My Coworkers: :O
@13mamala
3 жыл бұрын
Her: He is probably thinking about other women Him: Why is there a camera spying on us and my wife #Dankness
@supasunotchi3355
6 күн бұрын
0:47 That’s a good one right there.
@pagubossu69
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness When guy meets an girl with short hair: nope When an girl sees guy with long hair: yus yus
@pagubossu69
3 жыл бұрын
Got heart lol
@SomeWhereInNevada.
2 жыл бұрын
@@pagubossu69 mission success
@ryanarthur5035
3 жыл бұрын
12:53 Beating every Kingdom Heart title on critical mode including secret bosses
@luisgabrieldelmo772
3 жыл бұрын
#Dankness Someone: Blow my mind Me: Someone made dinosaur roar without hearing them
@suryamukherji4943
3 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@tylermcflyer3061
3 жыл бұрын
0:20 5 seconds ago I lost 30,000 good child hood memories. And the whole community just fuckin watched.
@painlesskun3959
2 жыл бұрын
8:22 "Duck the duck" LMAO Daisy you ready?
@cesararroyo7566
3 жыл бұрын
“He’s surprised because he can feel a *19:40**”*
@shockwave_edits9568
3 жыл бұрын
7:10 what's that movie?
@ochako_gaming
3 жыл бұрын
I believe its the Twilight movie series
@enderdrane
3 жыл бұрын
@@ochako_gaming is it accurate?
@SomeWhereInNevada.
2 жыл бұрын
@@enderdrane *that's the one question*
@enderdrane
2 жыл бұрын
@@SomeWhereInNevada. we shall never know the answer as we will not endure the horrors that this... Thing, has the offer.
@SomeWhereInNevada.
2 жыл бұрын
@@enderdrane yes
@michaelb.3006
2 жыл бұрын
14:33 “we didn’t even do much” there’s a phrase in racing. “Doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winnings winning”. And then there’s this “doesn’t matter if you cheat with a kiss or a whole session. Cheating is cheating”. Don’t risk losing what you have. Don’t cheat. If you feel the need to do so then stop and talk with your significant other because evidently it’s something you two need to discuss.
@shinthelightning
3 жыл бұрын
#dankmemer Her: he's probably thinking about other women. Him: is she thinking about me thinking about other women?
@HAZYPANCAKES
3 жыл бұрын
3:09 I have unbreaking III on mine. Good luck bro.
@Sglagoomio
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Him:I’m no good in bed Her:No no you’re fine Him:You’re only saying that because you’re my mom
@BobBob-fb2ww
3 жыл бұрын
3:43 killed me
@loganheart7672
3 жыл бұрын
I once watched a commercial about people threatening Cancer as if it were a person... I honestly didn't know how to respond to that
@robo-potato4697
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: *eats some pork* Everyone at the petting zoo:
@elaineplayz
3 жыл бұрын
"Sharks have two penises" Me and my smut writer buddies: **Takes a note**
@Flynn_inthebin
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: -pokes bruise- Bruise: -hurts- My brain: DO IT AGAIN!!
@rushjobinc8063
3 жыл бұрын
8:08 I trusted carl with all my heart, he was the best homie, and he finna do me dirty like that. I can't bring myself to hate him back, I don't have the strength to betray him like he betrayed me.
@JoeKingPL
3 жыл бұрын
Spare me pupper! I promise I'll give you dry Krakowska.
@mauriciovaldez4270
3 жыл бұрын
Spare me pupper
@zeka9329
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness her: he’s probably thinking about other girls him: *thinking about other women*
@lazar1587
3 жыл бұрын
Dont spare me pupper
@chicob.8419
3 жыл бұрын
Tnx memelion, for making me forget that life sucks.
@tickletenders
3 жыл бұрын
13:00 So there is a deeper reason to Sayori’s depression.
@ThatOneAnnoyingDude
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness When your dad spills milk on himself and you realize you haven’t had milk in the fridge since 2015
@CQCGRID
3 жыл бұрын
Bring it, Pupper.
@jackforde1102
2 жыл бұрын
"This doggo will come at 3:00 am" jokes on you it's 4:30 and I'm sleep deprived
@hello_i_exist_uwu
3 жыл бұрын
5:05 that last one is the most optional in my opinion
@ItsMed2024
2 жыл бұрын
"in Afghanistan they teach call of duty without computers"
@manuelmora2892
3 жыл бұрын
I fear no man. But that thing, (Grim pupper), it scares me!
@silverspirit920
3 жыл бұрын
"You have been visited by Grim Doggo. If you dont wish to die, comment: spare me pupper" Nobody fommebted spare me pupper.
@tri-sapien6487
3 жыл бұрын
Human optional ist something I agree with, 'cause I have a weird fetish for insects, especially the anthro ones that don't just look like a human dressed as one.
@mrdino3050
3 жыл бұрын
.
@tier7gaming
3 жыл бұрын
That moment when no one comments: "Spare me, pupper"... do we all wanna die?
@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@nikitashepley6259
3 жыл бұрын
7:06 the fact my brain's first reaction was "ah, twilight" even though I have never seen twilight but my parents have watched it too many times😅
@_smb4568_
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *Spare me, pupper.*
@gachastorys5129
3 жыл бұрын
Me taking a test: test noises Special Ed student: *shouting noises intensifies*
@FrustratedCat33
3 жыл бұрын
The one person who comments first is so annoying
@olafgurke4699
2 жыл бұрын
I don't fear you, pupper. Bring it on.
@hunterperry1094
2 жыл бұрын
#dankness Me: finds a genie Genie: what do want to wish for? Social anxiety: what is up bitch Me: **cries**
@arpagongaming7534
3 жыл бұрын
Vacuum-cleaners kant pick up some crums, cous they aerodinamic XD
@Cerberus3434
10 ай бұрын
2:34 Great now I want to be reincarnated as Thomas the train.
@Mrguitar853
2 жыл бұрын
1:39 that right there is almost certainly the nest of a Sydney funnel web spider, the deadliest spider on the planet.
@messenger6154
2 жыл бұрын
Everybody: Spare me pupper! Me using KZitem’s translate: yeah I agree with that sentiment
@MaWka_Ch.
3 жыл бұрын
Don't spare me, pupper. Do your job and make it fast
@shina3650
3 жыл бұрын
"spare me pupper"
@kearonross3168
3 жыл бұрын
8:34 when I was looking for anime and I accidentally pressed allow for them to send me notifications that actually happened today
@nobinyamum7830
2 жыл бұрын
I remember having a crush on that ginger space ranger when i was like 4
@wadefischer4805
3 жыл бұрын
Me at 16:18: pregn- Me remembering males can actually test positive if they have cancer: covid-19 COVID-19!
@demonguysayshi2666
3 жыл бұрын
I'd go for testing positive. Remember, a positive test isn't necessarily saying you've got it, especially with lateral flow tests.
@ShadowAngle
5 күн бұрын
take me home, pupper
@jaywolfe9933
2 жыл бұрын
"Spare me pupper"
@depotheose7890
3 жыл бұрын
"duck the duck" XD
@ShadowTigerKing
2 жыл бұрын
Ready to go pupper. Just spent over 1 hour on hold for a help line.
@theflameeater9856
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice how Hitler had so many times in which he could have died but then people either saved and/or spared him? Like he nearly drowned and then like in the meme the priest saved him and he also was almost shot when he almost accidentally walked to the British trenches during WWI but got spared by the dude on watch and also before he started a political campaign he nearly committed suicide. Like somehow things just kept working out for him, like someone was trying to kill him and then someone else fixed it. It's weird.
@void1571
2 жыл бұрын
The one that commented, 'sometimes I paint myself blue and lay at the bottom of the public pool...' is a user called boba_fett_lego_1 at 1:21
@Helmet_412
2 жыл бұрын
The law requires I say, "Spare me pupper"
@ktm.wtf.
2 жыл бұрын
4:39 Help what is this comic called I’ve been seeing it everywhere
@cybercat7851
Жыл бұрын
8:38 a guy in my LA class looking up why there isn’t birth fathers in the movie version of The Giver
@ranjanbiswas3233
Жыл бұрын
Wholesome memes makes me cringe, I just love Cursed comments because these make me laugh the most.
@ashes2ashley230
Жыл бұрын
The line between genius and insanity was always a circle around yourself, which begs the question. Which one is insane? Inside? Or out?
@everyfandomever361
2 жыл бұрын
Spare me pupper! 😂
@The_Glitterborne
3 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you im suicidal. Come at me pupper
@giga-dio
3 жыл бұрын
5:08 Bruno Bucciaratti , Speedwagon, Genos, Yoshioka and Shirou Emiya approve this message.
@c.e.oofcrabgang2887
3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@jacob_90s
2 жыл бұрын
7:20 i know i shouldn't be laughing, but omfg 🤣
@nuahst1419
3 жыл бұрын
Do NOT spare me pupper
@-avalon-9440
3 жыл бұрын
“Even better” -Me
@user-pu6pn8vt5d
3 жыл бұрын
for what comment?
@ryanarthur5035
3 жыл бұрын
This video is to strong LMAO XDDD
@bradyhoneycutt3564
3 жыл бұрын
“Duck the Duck”
@tankurfacejr
2 жыл бұрын
"T i m e f o r t h e d u r a b i l i t y t e s t"
@Awesomeman-wj8qv
3 жыл бұрын
Spare me pupper, and spare technoblade too
@dragolectron9351
3 жыл бұрын
Lets be honest here.. Male characters from anime / off brand anime (if you know what I mean) that are being transformed into Female are surely the most perfect "girls" Because of them, at some point in their lives they used to be male, they know what other male life forms want and feel, so it is easier to understand and feel the same way as other males. Because of that, they are the perfect "girls"
@discord4039
3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that's called trans
@halfabrick6946
2 жыл бұрын
What in the actual fu-
@destroyedworld1185
2 жыл бұрын
Bro you alright?
@nobitches158
2 жыл бұрын
0:09 “did he go sicko mode yet”?
@CharliReef
2 жыл бұрын
Spare me puppo. I'm a rebel! >:)
@kylemegee1141
3 жыл бұрын
5:36 I'm offended, I wanna be punched, not the one punching, and yes my name is Kyle
@Z_DiZ
3 жыл бұрын
0:12 you could also say that... he got a friend in her?
@bmblbyfanfix5930
3 жыл бұрын
#dankness Adam: She's probably thinking of other boys! Blake: *imagining passionate lesbian sex w/ Yang*
@lilydeano7659
2 жыл бұрын
thought sun and blake are a thing
@jaywolfe9933
2 жыл бұрын
5:12 you seem cultured so I must ask, do you know what anime this is from, and if so, what is it called ?
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