I made this comment to make sure there are no “first” comments
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
W
@generalkaboom6642
Жыл бұрын
first
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
@@generalkaboom6642left is better
@speeederman3899
Жыл бұрын
First
@Jakthecanadianidiot
Жыл бұрын
W
@jexerkyleadefuin2729
Жыл бұрын
5:09 two pay checks. Technically they're two people in one body. Also, they have their own partners. The cursed thing about this is that the two dudes share one girl technically but pleasures both heads at the same time.
@isaacbrown2381
Жыл бұрын
Cool but I didnt ask
@ex4266
Жыл бұрын
@@isaacbrown2381 who tf are u bro
@kanyenorth6305
Жыл бұрын
@@ex4266 you too
@theandroidsentbycyberlife5215
Жыл бұрын
@@isaacbrown2381 the guy in the video knobhead
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
So anytime the guy is with them it's a threesome.
@opthomas69
Жыл бұрын
The dumbo one was just MAD out of pocket
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
i mean
@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings
Жыл бұрын
@@KaizoCPFC No, Just No
@theGOAT591
Жыл бұрын
#dankness Cheez-it workers accidentally burning a batch That one guy: nah bro this is a whole new flavor
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
real
@imtherealrb
Жыл бұрын
The flamin hot smoke flavour
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@imtherealrb "Carbonized Cheddar Flavor"
@arthur_kenway
Жыл бұрын
I approve of a turtle approving these memes
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
i approve of you approving of a turtle approving these memes
@alabamaman1372
Жыл бұрын
Alabama Man approves of Kaizo’s approval of Arthur’s approval of a turtle’s approval of Memellion’s memes.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
I approve of all approvals of a turtle approving these memes.
@potatoes5629
Жыл бұрын
The Fetus Room was so unexpected. Yet it was oddly a good idea. Horrific, but cool
@SaltyLightning2022
Жыл бұрын
How tf is does your twisted mind say that it is “a good idea” or cool like bro i nearly hurled when I heard that you weirdo
@robet007
Жыл бұрын
😬😬😬
@potatoes5629
Жыл бұрын
@@SaltyLightning2022 Because I am so desensitized to everything. Also I have a warped sense of reality, and that contributes a little
@dscorpfantom
Жыл бұрын
9:54 If your last name is Wily, watch out this guy.
@Silver_knight_BS
Жыл бұрын
Who ever wrote that fetus room one needs to be put into an insane asylum for the rest of their life.
@David-pk1st
Жыл бұрын
1:39 I don't have a sister or lover or friends but that just means I can lift the money easier
@PlatesOfSandwiches
Жыл бұрын
All these memes are so out of pocket 💀
@KYLEandALEX
Жыл бұрын
The cow heart thing Was in an episode of Thousand Ways to Die. The person died by hooking it up to a wall socket.
@tuftyterror983
Жыл бұрын
Did they seriously black out ninjas name and invert the colors to make already world renowned idiot be anonymous?
@paulcollyer801
Жыл бұрын
11:49 My last tetanus jab, nurse was asking to put it in the ole glutes. I explained I’ll happily have it in the arm. She said glutes cos you can not use your arm, but not using your glutes is difficult. I told her I was filling in a grave after the jab, so she was happy to put it in my arm. Long story short, didn’t need to dig the grave after all…. 😜😂 (True story bar the punchline)
@addisonvaughan99
11 ай бұрын
7:03 that punch line really hit
@thebananagoose1171
Жыл бұрын
#dankness Kid eating some food: Taste so good, make me wanna slap my momma The other kids at the orphanage: 🫥
@Heavy-TF2
Жыл бұрын
9:24 when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
@LargeMetalCube
Жыл бұрын
2:26 man wants me to die just for my yearly checkup like damn
@yukitai9063
Жыл бұрын
2:50 Involuntarily transmuting any money you touch into air, huh? 9:20 Ability to detach body parts
@matrixphijr
Жыл бұрын
5:14 - More like "2 husbands or 1?"
@jacksonhiler3446
Жыл бұрын
You asking the real questions
@christionmajors7688
Жыл бұрын
The one involving the Cow heart literally reminds me of a death from 1000 Ways to Die 💀
@benjaminbrum5921
Жыл бұрын
As that was going on, I was thinking "So wait, do I empty it of blood first?"
@mauiiscool
11 ай бұрын
Can't talk about fight club if you don't remember fight club got me laughing
@mauiiscool
11 ай бұрын
But I do agree when they said these people should be in jail.
@gamerofcomics492
Жыл бұрын
0:53 That's it, I'm moving to Texas.
@nikmrn
Жыл бұрын
0:16 Rubik's Cube*, and it's about bringing the colours together lol
@stardustcell
Жыл бұрын
>acquire a cow or horse heart *oh no* horrified after the first line
@generalkaboom6642
Жыл бұрын
I'm getting all in that shell!
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
which one?
@generalkaboom6642
Жыл бұрын
@@KaizoCPFC The one on the right
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
@@generalkaboom6642leave
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
@@generalkaboom6642left is the best
@jacksonhiler3446
Жыл бұрын
@General Kaboom you made a spelling mistake I think you meant left
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
I have finally arrived at my destination.
@michaeljohnson1117
Жыл бұрын
10:21 They should just have like massive groups of people from India and other cultures that the British have raided, book private tours for every british museum and palace for the same day. Then simultaneously have the people in the museums start seizing things that were stolen from other cultures and the people in the palace start claiming loudly "ooh, look what I have discovered" and then seizing British artifacts and historical items. Then when the British authorities show up, with their no guns, just tell them that they have 3 options, 1 We take all these British artifacts and put them in museums in our countries, 2 You return all the historical artifacts that you have stolen from other countries. Or the 3rd option if you refuse both of the 1st two is that every foreigner in this country especially the ones in the palaces who already have possession of them, start destroying any British historical artifact they can find.
@elcactusdelamuerte506
Жыл бұрын
I mean I’m not sure you know how palaces, museums, immigration and the word private work 😂
@andistansbury4366
Жыл бұрын
0:22 hate to tell you bud but that's all of the world
@jackroyse5436
Жыл бұрын
#dankness Overwatch: I'm the best first person shooter Team Fortress: Allow me to introduce myself
@33482
Жыл бұрын
People still play that shit? Damn...
@TommyRandoms
Жыл бұрын
R.I.P. ❤❤❤🕊
@Pancakes66420
Жыл бұрын
0:11 Ok, first, where's the post to this? And 2, I want Bowsette to love, care, and hold me...
@hello_i_exist_uwu
Жыл бұрын
It’s Dangoheart’s new animation
@Pancakes66420
Жыл бұрын
@hello i exist Thank you, my good egg
@pepsiback9110
Жыл бұрын
This is enough internet for today
@high_solder_tf2
Жыл бұрын
13:45 I thought of plane.🤔
@tehdogefather6546
Жыл бұрын
15:25 be looking like a Pixar mom in Vegas
@hamelakheinkorshangpliang3605
Жыл бұрын
13:42 I was expecting the comment to say "Aeroplane"💀
@ThokozaneNgcongwane
Жыл бұрын
15:46 There's some really SICK people outchea
@tuclen-itsmeanttobeangry4383
Жыл бұрын
My uncle like to traumatized people, he just sit next to them, slap at their shoulder and ask "why?". He repeat until the victim develop a ptsd that make him or her trying to dodge every time someone rise their hand, and if anyone ask a why question the victim unconscious look at their back. Me and my cousins is his first victims. P/s: if u try to answer the "why?", uncle will hit u harder and ask "why?!" louder
@tnt3t
Жыл бұрын
10:39 That wasn't a suggestion that was a minimum requirement💀
@michaeljohnson1117
Жыл бұрын
15:22 5' 11? So this guy gets teased about his height for being 1" under 6'
@Ljosaslokkjarin
Жыл бұрын
It’s wrong. I googled it, and the article says 5’ 11, but if you google his name, it says 3’ 11. His name is Lee Liston.
@icy3-1
Жыл бұрын
Dangoheart Animation thumbnail. Nice
@ace_3857
Жыл бұрын
13:35 when they play my record there gonna get Rick rolled
@SirComradeM8
Жыл бұрын
4:50 might as well take them to a fun German summer camp at that point
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
Ja, Ja! And by train!
@thatoneguy5884
Жыл бұрын
9:22 it's all about the millimeter defeater
@seifali1630
Жыл бұрын
The last one is Really disturbing
@wiktorbednarz229
Жыл бұрын
2:55 ok just hear me out here Snake in the back would feel nice :^ Im not into animals but in the back sounds nice
@TechGuy.
Жыл бұрын
13:16 they're both even made of plastic!
@godzillamovies3491
Жыл бұрын
That last one 💀
@Eye_Exist
Жыл бұрын
Me: Being scientific and searching for scientific explanation doesn't mean rejecting ideas that cannot be proven or researched by science The other guy: if those atheist kids could read they would be very upset
@intangible9838
Жыл бұрын
2:38 i was gonna say, becuse creepy old people keep tryin to get in on it
@bait1021
Жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is maturation.
@LaserAgentRyan
11 ай бұрын
1:33 how is your mind that corrupted
@101k_with_no_video
11 ай бұрын
4:27 muslims be terrified of this one
@Eddie62070
Жыл бұрын
that LAST one, tho....
@antonsommer9921
Жыл бұрын
13:46 Removing 2 towers? I am suprised the cursed comment didn't involve 2 planes
@danninmatthews5640
Жыл бұрын
0:21: Rest of the world: Same. But differences
@icarusthefoxkidd
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: Come on, you know you love me. My Brother: I'd sell you to Satan fora nickle and a corn chip. Don't test me.
@domi-no1826
Жыл бұрын
it is cannon that luigi is attracted to bowser
@justanordinaryclubman7633
Жыл бұрын
9:24 Start's violating a mosquito:
@michaeljohnson1117
Жыл бұрын
3:40 Dude probably came as soon as he touched her when they were trying to consummate their relationship and then didn't want anyone to ever find out about it so he killed himself and her.
@matrixphijr
Жыл бұрын
4:25 - So basically you just get a mountain of gold and nothing changes.
@benjaminbrum5921
Жыл бұрын
13:37 Damnit, you missed the obvious joke here, come on! Should be a plane, not a meteor.
@sorad2921
Жыл бұрын
That last one was fucked up
@jackofalltradeshermes
Жыл бұрын
1:34 You need both hands to pull a human up
@ferret3423
Жыл бұрын
wow you really ended on a high note didn't you?
@TheGenericPerson
Жыл бұрын
I approve of these memes before a turtle
@EquisBeta
Жыл бұрын
6:55 Wait, just children? So what, to hell with the adults and let the fists fly?
@SergeantSup
Жыл бұрын
13:30 How many people do you think saw this and immediately thought of turning themselves into a rickroll
@ShutUp359
Жыл бұрын
What do you call a cat with no legs? read more for a punchline It doesn’t matter what you call it because it is not gonna come
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
my cat wouldnt come even if it had legs
@alabamaman1372
Жыл бұрын
My pvssy always comes. 😏
@zibix4562
7 ай бұрын
I think i would like to move to texas
@braydon8981
Жыл бұрын
These comments need some cleaning luckily I a janitor is here to help
@Bergerons_Review
Жыл бұрын
The last one.
@jmikepr10
Жыл бұрын
I hear about a memes!
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
nah was just a typo
@jmikepr10
Жыл бұрын
@@KaizoCPFC do you like memes?
@fakestname445
Жыл бұрын
Good video, si👍
@KaizoCPFC
Жыл бұрын
j’mapelle
@Soul.Resonant
Жыл бұрын
15:29 Why she built like the average 12 year old girl on Roblox 💀
@ernestzaro4728
Жыл бұрын
13:42 no 9/11 joke? It was right there.
@alabamaman1372
Жыл бұрын
I know a “Bratty SIS”. 😏
@charlesgreen2232
Жыл бұрын
super power is being poor huh. well then, collect up all the dept, and use your power, now instead of being in dept, you become poor, millions of dept, simply deleted. you being poor doesn't mean others near you have to be.
@trentryan27
Жыл бұрын
Debt*
@charlesgreen2232
Жыл бұрын
@@trentryan27 my apologies, thank-you for the correction
@trentryan27
Жыл бұрын
@@charlesgreen2232 np
@baytality
Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen the video in the thumbnail. It’s not dirty. It’s by Dangoheart Animations
@Sawdust_
Жыл бұрын
1:02 ok, its based texas time we needa revive the wild west, just give everyone a magnum and a horse and let em run wild dont ask why, we just need to
@NoriKassidy
Жыл бұрын
7:51 Eat it boomers
@Meisterdieb
Жыл бұрын
What the eff is that nightmare @ 8:40 ?
@Jakthecanadianidiot
Жыл бұрын
Very true XD
@Boricua_User
Жыл бұрын
0:54 Gotta give my Mando armor some good use.
@davidparr4636
Жыл бұрын
2:19 not necessarily.
@kaseyr.4729
Жыл бұрын
The bible doesn't have anything against medical treatment of any kind to my knowledge
@AnalystPrime
Жыл бұрын
Lot of people are of the opinion that it does because you were created perfect in God's image and therefore can only get sick or disfigured if you sinned and God is punishing you. This is why witches and other evil characters have often been depicted with warts, long nose, bad teeth etc. Okay, so what if you were born like that, or with bad eyes or something? Well, either you sinned in a previous life(despite Christianity not preaching that kind of reincarnation) or it is part of God's plan you should be that way so no glasses for you. Can't just go to the doctor and thank God for making people smart enough to be doctors, nope, and somehow you are not included in the deal about sins being forgiven. And if there is a plague like covid, false preachers and holier-than-thou types like to tell everyone that it says in the Bible God protects the faithful and only sinners who do not pray will get sick, proving these people have not read the part where Jesus told Satan that people should not demand God does stuff for them that they can handle themselves. Aside from that, I think there was warnings against touching the sick or dead and something about not cutting your flesh, which some choose to read as "God says no performing medicine!" instead of people 6000years ago teaching their kids basic hygiene. OTOH, there apparently is a part where men are told to force their women to have an abortion if they even suspect she has been unfaithful... Somehow we skipped reading that part at school...
@blueshep7777
Жыл бұрын
13:47 get a plane
@beltaristeryt8991
Жыл бұрын
Me who doesn't have a lover or a sister or friends with 1m us dollars 1:38
@bioniclejoe3316
Жыл бұрын
7:09 Why even bother hiding ninjas name?
@seifali1630
Жыл бұрын
So i texas is where i am going
@AnalystPrime
Жыл бұрын
15:12 Only certain type of females call 5'11' man short but Mr. Muscle there does not look that tall either, must be a typo. I other news, only fools would dare make fun of him when he is ideally positioned to punch them in the crotch.
@wafflestcattash4818
Жыл бұрын
1:02 is this real
@jcwalnuts
Жыл бұрын
2:28
@FallinWizard
Жыл бұрын
8:39 need answers
@Anti-furry101
Жыл бұрын
10:40
@striker7469
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@deucalion7280
Жыл бұрын
what's the sauce on 8:41?
@piupiumonstrao6550
Жыл бұрын
Hatching
@samuelgansbauer5605
Жыл бұрын
Hi
@jessehansley7145
Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you
@RedMystyrio
Жыл бұрын
No he doesn't
@jessehansley7145
Жыл бұрын
@@RedMystyrio how so?
@RedMystyrio
Жыл бұрын
@@jessehansley7145 my life is terrible and I'm not Christian...
@jessehansley7145
Жыл бұрын
@@RedMystyrio I'm mean Jesus still loves you even so man at your low points at your high
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