i showed this to our backend lead and he rolled into a fetal position and started crying
@saarza9991
10 ай бұрын
Maybe he got exposed using these same things in his "personal" project? Who knows 🤭
@therealg9542
Жыл бұрын
I like how there is a 2160p option for this video and yet the video is essentially a slideshow full of low quality pictures, I digress.
@aylen7062
Жыл бұрын
Yet I watch it in 240p because I don't have wifi (I'm on mobile).
@HonsHon
9 ай бұрын
I also digress sometimes. Sometimes way too damn hard. I just keep digressing and can't stop it. What is happening to me? I keep digressing and digressing further into a deeper state of digression. One moment, I will not be as digressed, but then I digress and become more digressed. Am I fated to keep digressing? Am I lacking some sort of anti-digression gene? Should I alter my genes to stop this digression? Sounds like the way to stop digression now is to create mutants, I guess. This is how Wolverine was born.
@blackholesun4942
8 ай бұрын
😂😂@@HonsHon😂
@pedroamaralcouto
5 ай бұрын
Many people like weird stuff on KZitem. At least it's not some paraphilia.
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp
Жыл бұрын
3:02 I really wanna know if the "#try even harder" section contains the entire source for the library and builds it right then and there from it
@Fr4nk4000
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't doubt it
@IqweoR
Жыл бұрын
No there's pip3 with --user flag. If even --user installation have failed - we have to search the drive either from / or from C:\ for the python/python3 and or pip/pip3 binaries. Then and only then if that failed we paste yaml library and try with that. If there's an incompatibility with the version and the library fails to build/import still, we have to manually build the needed version of python from source and use these binaries to rerun code of the program, get the output, display to user and then safely shutdown.
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp
Жыл бұрын
@@IqweoR You're the author of that thing aren't you I know you are
@kakwa
Жыл бұрын
no, it's calling chatgpt to generate a python yaml paser.
@duccithedoot
Жыл бұрын
💀 bro would need some months for that code
@thechosenzendro
9 ай бұрын
Everybody gangsta until "what" appears in stdout
@Puzzlers100
Жыл бұрын
I've seen an alternate version of the samurai warrior one before A samurai warrior would shout "You're trying to view flash content, but have no flash plugin installed"
@cementsandwich
Жыл бұрын
ahead of their time
@Assault_Butter_Knife
Жыл бұрын
Ancient wisdom 🙏
@DonVigaDeFierro
Жыл бұрын
Yooooooooooooooooo~ 👺
@shadesoftime
5 ай бұрын
Actually, they would shout "Adobe Flash Player is no longer supported"
@Seftdelmer
Жыл бұрын
Her Majesty's PHP interpreter is awesome. Kudos.
@irun_mon
Жыл бұрын
I want to sound British when doing PHP 🤣
@dijital4801
3 ай бұрын
@@irun_mon The way to sound british when youre programming is to fill your code with syntax errors by putting "Colour" instead of "Color"
@jammiejammed
Ай бұрын
@@dijital4801 i do that subconsciously and wonder where exactly i did go wrong
@ivanandradamendoza
Жыл бұрын
As a Software Developer with more than 5 years of experience, I have to say these cursed images are just the tip of the iceberg 😂
@the_linguist_ll
Жыл бұрын
Aight check out 'The single most useful macro in Praat'
@sophiacristina
Жыл бұрын
Legit question... What was the worse you saw? Also, for fun i included a ".txt" file in a c++ file, what do you think about that?
@ivanandradamendoza
Жыл бұрын
@@sophiacristina Arbitrary use of timeouts to avoid further errors.
@boop
Жыл бұрын
@@sophiacristina my first project out of college I was doing bug fixes on an old website and broke the website by turning on dark reader. The way they checked if products were favorited or not was by checking the css color value of the star........
@StellaEFZ
Жыл бұрын
@@ivanandradamendoza Good lord what the FUCK Why couldn't they just handle the damn thing?
@nguyenquockhanh3781
Жыл бұрын
"Binary tree isn't real, it can't hurt you" Binary tree: 1:30
@gestaltengine6369
Жыл бұрын
It's perfectly balanced, too
@yyyd6559
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@yyyd6559
Жыл бұрын
It's upside down tho
@sujalkumar1245
Жыл бұрын
@@yyyd6559 Inverted Binary tree xD
@cookiecrumbzi
10 ай бұрын
I thought of a git tree
@ZiplawDev
Жыл бұрын
catch(error) throw error is genuinely something thats used when programming using async await in C#, since async operations throw silently by default
@vidblogger12
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like a C# problem.
@ZiplawDev
Жыл бұрын
@@vidblogger12 that's... what i said?
@comoyun
Жыл бұрын
@@ZiplawDev yep
@khhs
Жыл бұрын
Also Java since it refuses to let you not catch errors
@LoganDark4357
Жыл бұрын
@@khhs catch (e) { throw new RuntimeException(e); }
@juanma_cello
Жыл бұрын
1:50 I couldn’t f*cking stop laughing when finally understood NFT’s source code.
@holl7w
Жыл бұрын
Nft is a jpeg
@Gabriel64468
Жыл бұрын
@@holl7w No, much more better. It is a drawing of a jpeg.
@ks_snuggles
10 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel64468its a receipt in a digital ledger with a linked ipfs hash to a file. Typically this is an image dynamically generated through weighted layer randomization to create rarity. Would've been neat if it had just been a new form of digital collecting art and other shit for like $0.10 each and not what it is, filled to the brim with scams offering unobtainable ROI to rich kids and mobile game addicts.
@nopinias69
9 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel64468 I still don't get it
@dailysucrose5145
8 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel64468 Even better - It's a link to a jpeg that already exists.
@alex38235
Жыл бұрын
1:40 isn't cursed - parseInt is only meant to take in strings, and it's taking a number, so unexpected things are happening. JS converts 0.0000005 to the string "5e-7" which parseInt correctly converts to 5 (because it ignores everything after the first non-digit character). parseFloat does what is expected - the number is implicitly converted to the string, then that string is converted back to a number (which is to say it does nothing). The correct way to convert a decimal to a whole number is to use Math.round().
@dinamitemaster
Жыл бұрын
I'd say passing a number to parseInt is cursed enough, and another reason why I hate dynamically typed languages
@lukasveskrna
Жыл бұрын
Javascript is cursed.
@lukasveskrna
Жыл бұрын
@@dinamitemaster This can only cause problems in a weakly typed language. Strong vs. weak is a different axis than static vs. dynamic typing.
@me-myself-i787
Жыл бұрын
Or Math.floor()
@phir9255
Жыл бұрын
I think it's stupid that JS converts 0.0000005 to "5e-7". If you can type it in your text editor there's no reason why it would be too long to be a string.
@jedrzejsikora8970
Жыл бұрын
it's both a pain and laughter to watch
@supernovaw39
Жыл бұрын
2:58 yo we be livin in a simulation 💀
@olegshevchenko5869
Жыл бұрын
2:07 Is this madness? Perchance.
@alonsoherreros4945
8 ай бұрын
You can't just say "perchance"
@urnoob5528
8 ай бұрын
@@alonsoherreros4945mayhaps
@googoogaagaayt
10 күн бұрын
If ya nasty!
@TinyDeskEngineer
Жыл бұрын
I want to see that HTML code
@ZerothVeratross
Жыл бұрын
This is so fkn good man. Besides the "haha funny cursed", it also makes me feel more intelligent than I actually am.
@alexnoman1498
Жыл бұрын
1:02 I had never even considered this. Cursed, but intriguing!
@vladislav_artyukhov
Жыл бұрын
Makin Python syntax in Java
@MIO9_sh
Жыл бұрын
0:44 that's far from cursed, the REAL cursed one are those catch block that does nothing. The program can just die without a sound.
@ensi.creator
5 ай бұрын
yeah, in some cases this solution is not that bad
@gunter8446
Жыл бұрын
1:51 Bro just solved the main problem with NFT wasting energy 💀💀💀
@official-obama
Жыл бұрын
actually, the main problem is the miners, which do a lot of hashes just to verify a block (i think)
@AlexanderTzalumen
Жыл бұрын
You know, I want to hate the first one for them doing something that looks stupid but works, but I actually hate it because the define syntax is reversed and it wouldn't work until they fix it.
@traveller23e
Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness I'm not the only one who noticed. Could it be that in some obscure C-like language the preprocessor has reversed arguments?
@AlexanderTzalumen
Жыл бұрын
@@traveller23e i don't think so, that's definately c or c++ I think someone just wanted to make a joke, but either misunderstood the syntax, or didn't care. The guy who used defines to convert c/c++ to emojilang did a cleaner job
@SoulSukkur
Жыл бұрын
i dont understand what c[0] means when c was a long long int. I had to double check to make sure the array indexing was applied before the address-of.
@AlexanderTzalumen
Жыл бұрын
@@SoulSukkur Yeah, it's very broken. If c was a pointer, tho *c > 3? p= &c[0] :p = nullptr; Would be valid, if a weird use of a ternary. Assignments in ternaries are uncomfortable
@AlexanderTzalumen
Жыл бұрын
@@SoulSukkur With the current declarations i'd expect p finna c > 3 sussin bouta c bussin nullptr rn What the hell did i just type out
@yasscat5484
Жыл бұрын
0:11 this is how ChatGPT was created
@SMorales851
Жыл бұрын
1:55 this a surprisingly good explanation lol
@gaminggaming2683
Жыл бұрын
1:20 when you don't understand the difference between inheritance and composition.
@traveller23e
Жыл бұрын
Although I dunno, it raises some interesting questions about society. I feel like perhaps for the US in particular at times using inheritance here might not be a bad thing...
@A_packet_of_chips
Жыл бұрын
to whoever the hell wrote this WHY?? 2:45
@LuigiCotocea
Жыл бұрын
10 min ago, whoever wrote those had so much boredom in them and creativity!
@Sickliff
Жыл бұрын
2:40 I thought papyrus was a Skyrim thing
@commander3494
Жыл бұрын
2:46 hey look someone was making a minecraft mod lmao
@skittersspider1704
10 ай бұрын
I've made far worse. You thought you've seen innefficient until you see the absurdity of my code. That's why I ask chatgpt to do it for me and edit it to remove security exploits and nonfunctional code.
@devilbob
Жыл бұрын
It's time to sneak some of this code into project at my job. 02:15 is my fav, I'll do this one
@mrtruman4339
Жыл бұрын
Username checks out.
@konkoloziYT
Жыл бұрын
0:15 me when making an ai
@WindowsDrawer
Жыл бұрын
You when making preprogrammed chatbot in scratch
@_A_n_d_r_3_w_
Жыл бұрын
1:29 *"Is this class inheritance?"*
@jlco
Жыл бұрын
2:10 "You can't just _say_ perchance."
@WindowsDrawer
Жыл бұрын
Perchance.
@AggamRahamim-fs2zm
Жыл бұрын
Stumping turties lmao
@igaro5435
Жыл бұрын
| class -> upper_class, middle_class, working_class | 💀💀
@otesunki
Жыл бұрын
0:00 why are all the defines backwards
@volatus2354
Жыл бұрын
These are the only real programming memes. All the other stuff is just silly and would only make a 50 year old dad who's never seen comedy before laugh. The "cursed programming series" comprises the only programming jokes that have ever made me laugh. Thank you.
@AnonymousApexio
10 ай бұрын
Ah yes #define ; rn #define false cap //use instead of 0 or null or EOF when appropriate #define ! no #define ? sussin #define long fr #define main chief #define & bouta #define = finna #define * mf #define : bussin #define == be #define break yikes #define -- vibin #define return deadass #define ++ ongod #define } tho #include int chief() { fr fr int c rn scanf("%d", bouta c) rn fr fr int mf p rn c>3 sussin p finna bouta c[0] bussin p finna null rn while(no cap) { if(p be cap) yikes rn printf("%x, %d ",p , c) rn p vibin rn //carefull don't use mf p or it segfaults fr fr tho deadass 0 rn tho
@bacalhau_seco
Жыл бұрын
i remember learning how to program to understand this kind of stuff, im going to take computer cience at college now
@The_K1tten_Earter
Жыл бұрын
while(no cap) { if(p be cap) yikes rn tho Is the best thing ive seen all week
@007LvB
Жыл бұрын
The C example in the start seems wrong - "#define MY_VAR 5" and NOT "#define 5 MY_VAR"...
@MihaelTurina
Жыл бұрын
I've done 0:43 sometimes for debugging, it's easier to add the line that throws the error and later remove it than to remove the entire try / catch block, then re-add it.
@-throat-
Жыл бұрын
1:12 oh, is *that* why the battles took so long to end
@TianyuQi
Жыл бұрын
3:09 could've just copy the entire library into the program
@logon-oe6un
Жыл бұрын
Then you will start asking why shipping with all the necessary classes and functions from those libraries and running from that isn't the default. Scary stuff.
@w_is_waifu9803
Жыл бұрын
Why why why why why why why is all I can hear in my head just looking at this.
@execute214
8 ай бұрын
I mean, technically html is a declarative programming language hopefully this comment doesnt end up in a cursed programming compilation
@quadroninja2708
8 ай бұрын
not a general purpose one (like C++ or Java) though
@rosiefay7283
Жыл бұрын
1:03 Missed a trick by not also autoformatting ) and ] over to the right.
@tamiko_chxn4974
Жыл бұрын
I feel so ashamed that in my first month at my first job, I just did a fucking validation to 49 inputs with || and && logic... I literally did an if of like 100 lines... I could fucking be in this video lol It actually looked like 0:14 xDDDDDD
@V0W4N
Жыл бұрын
nah the apex legends cpp ide be bussin tbh frfr
@firnehhh
Жыл бұрын
2:18 jumpscared me. i have no clue why it was so startling but it was
@FrancescoAntoni090504
Жыл бұрын
this is the most messed up yet beautiful thing i've ever seen
@samuelfischer3764
Жыл бұрын
2:29 is still more usable then normal python booleans
@callysibben416
Жыл бұрын
That zoomer C program doesn't even remotely work and I'm mad about it
@Monster-qe9ul
Жыл бұрын
This hurts my everything to look at I swear
@HyperCat392
9 ай бұрын
These videos make me want to off myself. Thank you for this top tier context™️.
@botanich
10 ай бұрын
What's wrong with 2:50? Except of absence of semicolon.
@nottelling792
Жыл бұрын
Those samurai really had a way with words
@fders938
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit I hate how good that first one is and the fact it's valid* C code. *not actually valid as the replies explain, but with a few edits would be valid
@willdaisey7406
Жыл бұрын
it isn't valid C code. that's not how macro syntax works
@jetexodia6382
Жыл бұрын
@@willdaisey7406 that is...
@arduous222
Жыл бұрын
Shouldn't the order be reversed for it to be valid? For instance, it was #define } tho, but it should be #define tho }.
@willdaisey7406
Жыл бұрын
@@arduous222 yes
@fders938
Жыл бұрын
@@willdaisey7406 Yep I realized the macro definitions are backwards. Also "chief()" would need a space "chief ()" to become "main".
@fehE047
Жыл бұрын
^(good[\s.,]*|(i'm|im)\s+(fine|good!?)|(good[\s.,]*but[\s.,]*could[\s.,]*have[\s.,]*been[\s.,]*better)[\s.,]*|e+a+)$ To anyone wondering, the if statement (second cursed code) can be replaced by this regex if you lowercase the user input
@cyberprompt
Жыл бұрын
gotta try that semicolon indenting
@helper_bot
Жыл бұрын
2:51 is this 🅱oss
@kirichnererwin1062
Жыл бұрын
This video is so cursed, I opened it and half my youtube's dark theme turned white, not even kidding.
@foxrumor
Жыл бұрын
Pov: You're reading through the comments to find a comment with the timestamp of the image you found funny or interesting.
@cementsandwich
Жыл бұрын
Even I'm doing that lmao
@mu11668B
11 ай бұрын
Lmao that NFT one is priceless. 😂
@ucheozor7871
Жыл бұрын
Didn’t understand 2:57 , anyone care to explain
@vladmir161
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely cursed, thank you.
@cerealhit555
Жыл бұрын
the first one is hilarious
@soniablanche5672
Жыл бұрын
Apex Legends is my favorite text editor too
@gavinwilson5324
Жыл бұрын
Wow, Python users will really do anything to avoid manually using semicolons.
@Arzee4991
9 ай бұрын
this is print("goodbye world") levels of threat
@WindowsDrawer
Жыл бұрын
Real cursed thing is why you made the video 60fps
@cementsandwich
Жыл бұрын
I was instructed by a higher power
@DudekInformatyk
Жыл бұрын
Somehow I feel disturbed that NFT wasn't a unique ptr xD
@あや-q5t
Жыл бұрын
2:40 What is this font? I want this
@signal2_
Жыл бұрын
The font is Papyrus, it should be on most windows PCs
@あや-q5t
Жыл бұрын
@@signal2_ thank you!
@signal2_
Жыл бұрын
@@あや-q5t No problem! :)
@Kulpo
Жыл бұрын
can someone explain the one at 2:50?
@Tethrarxitet
Жыл бұрын
I code and this make me cringe omfg
@kinggalactix
Жыл бұрын
(0:25) Yandere Simulator in a nutshell:
@trashwebsite_user01
9 ай бұрын
1:40 - Nightmare Fuel ... the kind that keeps you up all night!
@schallmodeon9163
Жыл бұрын
3:01 I don't wanna see what "Try even harder" does.
@PAKTC
Жыл бұрын
I totally have written code like that back when I wasn’t good at programming
@stefano7868
Жыл бұрын
Could someone explain 2:49 to me?
@Reyhz
Жыл бұрын
it's the loss meme
@pluto9800
Жыл бұрын
@@Reyhz omg 💀😆
@chri-k
Жыл бұрын
@@Reyhz and what’s that?
@sugoish9461
Жыл бұрын
@@chri-kNo way you don't know loss meme omg! If you're serious that you don't know, just search it up. It's just a webcomic page that has somehow become a meme in being repeated everywhere as simple lines
@henryfleischer404
Жыл бұрын
It feels good finally getting the HTML one. I just started learning it in college.
@I_hu85ghjo
Жыл бұрын
wdym cursed? This is exactly how i write my programs
@milanszekely645
Жыл бұрын
The papyrus font kiled me... *ded*
@skeleskele
Жыл бұрын
PAPYRUS font aint no way
@pandaunicorn2791
Жыл бұрын
ok so funny story, i wrote a code in c which write many if statements. how many? the range was LONG_MIN to LONG_MAX at first I wanted to use LONG LONG but the estimated time was 620 years. the code was something like: int isEven(long num){ if(num == 1) return 0; else if(num == 2) return 1; ... } btw, it took 13 hours to write the code and it's freaking 110GB
@intraced
Жыл бұрын
0:23 fun fact thats actually a picture @RobTopGames tweeted with the caption "I wish there was an easier way to do this"
@edgar_eats_pi
Жыл бұрын
if number % 2 == 0; return true; else; return false; I just solved it
@FlummoxTheMagnificent
Жыл бұрын
What’s the first language? Can’t even tell with all of that nonsense
@nopinias69
9 ай бұрын
C / C++
@TianyuQi
Жыл бұрын
2:39 should've also changed the while to repeat until
@johnnyballrotater
Жыл бұрын
Bro I literally just screamed lol
@ollllj
3 ай бұрын
2:15 not cursed, just too many REPEATED semicolons. all semicolons belong to the left side if all lines. glad to see someone else daring this. this makes code cleaner!
@Dostrain
Жыл бұрын
I have to say. Catch(error){throw error;} got me.
@BlueCodesYep
Жыл бұрын
who said html wasn’t a programming language.. lmfao 0:56
@madeformario
8 ай бұрын
Honestly I was really just curious about what would they do to make them say "Who said HTML wasn't a programming language"
@ar25k46
Жыл бұрын
I like how theres all code and stuff and then there’s a tree
@SurmenianSoldier
Жыл бұрын
a binary tree
@crystalshard1349
Жыл бұрын
0:10 so many parts to that conditional and yet so few equality operators
@SupremeMachine-V1
2 күн бұрын
0:39 I've actually done that, for the Exception to be caught in the outer catch statement
@rektleet
Жыл бұрын
2:43 omg the font
@kunixin
Жыл бұрын
I really wonder who actually makes these
@alexandreman8601
Жыл бұрын
What's cursed with the one at 2:49?
@cementsandwich
Жыл бұрын
loss
@gerardsk8ordie
Жыл бұрын
I already lost it at 0:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Wolf_and_Fox
Жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that all the videos about cursed programming have the same length 3.17, cursed))
@AmadeusMoon
8 ай бұрын
I like how your background music makes each video seem like a new alien movie sequel in the series.
@Дмитрий-т2л4ц
Жыл бұрын
The first one won't compile, wrong order of define args :0
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