I remember someone saying the guardsman should be a krieger, so as he's constantly trying to get himself killed the custodian needs to do everything he can to keep him from doing so
@Nostroman_Praetor
3 жыл бұрын
The Krieger bayonet charges an Ork Stomper and than the Custodes has to run in ahead of them and dismantle the enemy armor before anything bad happens which than prompts the Krieger to go: "I had that". Convos between the two would be just as awkward as one has gallows humor and the other is a tad blunt
@thecrtf4953
3 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a cartoon and I fucking love it
@tahunkwai5979
3 жыл бұрын
Better idea two custodies share a giant flat on tera with a regular guardsman and a Krieger and well the guardsman and the krieger marine personalities conflict so they're always at each other's throats and the custodians have to try to keep them alive also the krieger Marine also gets the guardsman and the custodians into bar fights
@mikeloeven
3 жыл бұрын
Better yet the custodes does most of the fighting but gets yeeted at the last minute however sill deals enough damage to allow the Krieger to land the killing blow. After the battle the the custodes comes back absolutely WRECKED and the Krieger turns to him and is like See I told you I! GOT! THIS!
@MM-sx7zs
3 жыл бұрын
That's fucking brilliant
@Mr.Monacle
3 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that the Guardsman’s purpose is never explained and the series ends with the Custodians just abruptly disappearing after the Guardsman does something seemingly super inoccuous.
@thesyndrome43
3 жыл бұрын
*Guardsman gives some guy a cup of coffee* "Finally, my duty is done" "what?" *refuses to elaborate further, teleports away*
@THExRISER
3 жыл бұрын
@@thesyndrome43 Like a true chad.
@hazydoom69
3 жыл бұрын
@@thesyndrome43 and then the Tyranids return minutes after.
@herpderp3916
3 жыл бұрын
@@hazydoom69 That would be depressing as hell. At the end of it all, that custodes never considered the guardsman a friend, or even really a human. Just a means to an end that they were happy to abandon as soon as they were no longer useful.
@hazydoom69
3 жыл бұрын
@@herpderp3916 I wouldn't say happy just cold and logical. After all the custodes is helping him survive not out of friendship but because it's part of his lifelong job.
@oxybe
3 жыл бұрын
"Custodian, this frank is to die for." "The only acceptable death is one in service of the Emperor."
@woodlefoof2
2 жыл бұрын
Kreigsman; “bet” Kreiger commissar: WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW!?
@schachmaster
Жыл бұрын
"I don't mean literally, I mean... Oh, you~" *bum bum bum nananana na nananana nana nanananana"
@LordCrate-du8zm
7 ай бұрын
*_tries the hot dog anyway_* "This tastes... pleasant."
@XtreemAlan
3 жыл бұрын
“Man I’m tired I need to sleep more” “What is tired?”
@engineer84-w8x
3 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest thing, just a guardsman, a normal human, being followed around by a completely un-relatable demigod who doesn't know what food or sleep is because he's been fed caffeine-enriched nutrients intravenously for the past millennia.
@insertedgynamehere
3 жыл бұрын
@@engineer84-w8x fun fact, custodes do need food and sleep, but not much of either. They can fight for months at a time and stand in the emperor's presence for up to a century, but they will eventually need to rest.
@engineer84-w8x
3 жыл бұрын
@@insertedgynamehere oh, that's nice to know.
@krishivagarwal5189
3 жыл бұрын
@@engineer84-w8x they're humans, just basically demigods. They have personalities and desires. They actually spend most of their time outside guarding talking to the emperor and giving him advice or being philosophers. Yeah buff 9 foot tall demigods being philosophers.
@engineer84-w8x
3 жыл бұрын
@@krishivagarwal5189 thanks for the info, i'll be sure to consider it when making my next Warhammer reference.
@dikkie1000
3 жыл бұрын
Should be fine as a sitcom, just about the right length too for a one hour format, the other 57 minutes can be used to properly display the name of the custodes in the end credits.
@11jerans
3 жыл бұрын
must be one of the newer Custodes
@usxldcom7543
3 жыл бұрын
11jerans He's pretty new only about 2673 years of service
@Le_Codex
3 жыл бұрын
And the more episodes there is the longer it takes because each episode he gains another name
@dikkie1000
3 жыл бұрын
@@Le_Codex It's probably still the equivalent of Bob, Stu, Joe, Al and Ed Custodes from the Aquilan Shield.
@notaheretic6675
3 жыл бұрын
Great vigilant of terra, bastion of service, nice guy tom, Defender of the imperium, kitten, golden protector of hope, guardian of the great empire, soldier of nobility, professional yugioh player, great son of humanity, canon tau fucker, emperor's maid, singular friend of Magnus the Red, the one who shall never let you down, desert, lie, hurt or give you up.
@MrStiffdawg
3 жыл бұрын
Just have the Guardsman be a Krieg grunt. Krieger: " WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE!?!?!? " Custodes: " Strategic Value: Absolute "
@@themachinegodomnissiah2146 I wonder if Krieger would actually become enraged for being denied death in the name of Emperor, and actually start shouting at the Custodian in private.
@ruphite9521
2 жыл бұрын
Space Marine game reference spotted
@HacesAndCo
2 жыл бұрын
@@ruphite9521 SPEASH MAHRINESH
@aconcernedcommissar6261
3 жыл бұрын
"that's our Custodies" que seinfeld theme over sounds of commissar screaming as the custodian broke his hand as he was going to kill the guardsman
@josharmstrong8813
3 жыл бұрын
Insert this scream after a few second delay kzitem.info/news/bejne/s4Nunn-ehalhonY
@aconcernedcommissar6261
3 жыл бұрын
@@josharmstrong8813 that's basically what I was thinking except with 'oh emperor my hand!' peppered through
@awsomesaucekirby
3 жыл бұрын
don't worry, once the guardsman does what needs to be done, the Shield has no further need to be there. *he's all yours*
@doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274
3 жыл бұрын
Big men
@horngeek9115
3 жыл бұрын
This is actually a specific canonical incident in the Custodes Codex- the Guardsman in question advanced to become Warmaster and win a major campaign after the Custodes saved him from being executed for insubordination and accompanied him for the entire length of the campaign. Once said campaign was done, their job over, they returned to Terra and the commissariat kills the dude before the day's done. He had committed insubordination, after all.
@lelandmartin3970
3 жыл бұрын
because of TTS i can only imagine the Aquilan shields appearing in a flash of light alongside the pillar man track.
@blam320
3 жыл бұрын
Albeit with their armor on... hopefully.
@steps8140
3 жыл бұрын
@@blam320 does a REALLY thick layer of oil count?
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
3 жыл бұрын
@@steps8140 depends on the oil. If it can take several lasgun shots yes, otherwise no.
@steps8140
3 жыл бұрын
@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142 oh most definetly
@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
3 жыл бұрын
@@steps8140 permition granted in that case. Wait a minute! I'm an Inquisitor! Why do you ask me about your bullsh**?!
@alphariusomegon3965
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this got animated this was actually funny the first time they talked about it.
@BobVosh
3 жыл бұрын
Where did they talk about this?
@alphariusomegon3965
3 жыл бұрын
@@BobVosh the custodies episode near the end
@BobVosh
3 жыл бұрын
@@alphariusomegon3965 No wonder, it was before I found this channel. I'll check it out now, thanks.
@alphariusomegon3965
3 жыл бұрын
@@BobVosh no problem G
@doubledownpleasegosubtotte4274
3 жыл бұрын
Protect the future special person
@Obsidianen
3 жыл бұрын
My most favourite Aquilean Shields story is were they save a random guardsmen from being executed, kill the Commissar that wanted to shoot him, protect him for a dozen years until he completed his purpose, and right after they left him he got executed by the Commissariat for surviving his initial execution.
@exponenttie9707
3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me the name of the story
@Obsidianen
3 жыл бұрын
@@exponenttie9707 the warlord was called Nathasian and the story is mentioned in the Codex Adeptus Custodes 8th edition
@bodenking
2 жыл бұрын
You don’t get a pass when the Emperor’s body guards show up?
@Obsidianen
2 жыл бұрын
@@bodenking He did commit his crime, his usefullness was bigger then it though. When he lost it he also lost his rights to keep his head on his shoulders ;D
@CataStudies
2 жыл бұрын
@@Obsidianen I love how most people who read the op comment assume the guardsman was about to get executed for no reason, cuz yk the commissariat ain't always reasonable. This time tho the commissar got killed for doing his job properly xD
@Hamish2552
3 жыл бұрын
Adeptus ridiculous would be a great name for that sitcom
@rhys8354
3 жыл бұрын
True
@PracticalReformation
2 жыл бұрын
Along with a spin off show about the “Ineptus Astartes”
@CQBlitz0
2 жыл бұрын
@@PracticalReformation I love that
@halfknight2310
Жыл бұрын
Honestly. I would watch a sit com Of the chaos gods being roommates/housemates or even neighbors. I think that would be funny.
@Hamish2552
Жыл бұрын
@@halfknight2310 so what we do in the shadows but with the chaos gods
@neekonmorad9466
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you suddenly were to be transported to the Warhammer 40k universe (during the great crusade), you would probably get an Aquilan Shield for your knowledge of the future.
@thechaoticghost2592
2 жыл бұрын
Hm..
@aleksanderf4672
2 жыл бұрын
Or a very personal meeting with an Inquisitor.
@connormcgehee9349
2 жыл бұрын
Knowledge of the past
@ladywaffle2210
2 жыл бұрын
@@aleksanderf4672 The Ordos Inquisitor didn't exist during the Great Crusade era
@gustavoritter7321
2 жыл бұрын
Actually if someone from the real world was transported into Warhammer 40k he or she would probably be the most powerfull beings in the galaxy. Tzeentch would certainly try to get a parlor with you.
@the36lessons11
3 жыл бұрын
[Guardsman pooping in a stall with Custodian standing outside] Custodian: _"Guardsman, do you require assis-"_ Guardsman: _"CAN I PLEASE JUST SHIT IN PEACE?!"_ Custodian: [awkward silence] Custodian: _"Do you need help wiping?"_ [Guardsman begins crying]
@UnhingedArtist7
2 жыл бұрын
I’m really trying not to cry laugh in English class rn 💀💀💀
@armorhide406
Жыл бұрын
@@UnhingedArtist7pay attention in class dammit. Then you can possibly one day come up with canon like this
@ChaplainPhantasm
6 ай бұрын
Alternatively... Custodian: Do you need some paper, Guardsman? I havr pages of the Codex Astartes at disposal. Guardsman: ...Wouldn't that get us in trouble? Custodian: Between my absolute power and Guilliman's regret of the book...No. Guardsman: Okay fuck it, give it here. Custodian: Language!
@codygillette3438
2 жыл бұрын
I love to imagine one of the custodes trying to protect a krieger that’s constantly trying to fight like that video of that kid running with a knife Custodes: what do you have in your hand Krieger: A SHOVEL! Custodes: NO!!!
@michasalamon8315
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how easy it would be for this guardsmen to pick up chicks with a wing man like that? Especially Sisters of Battle who consider Custodians as angels of Emperor. Then again, they would all probably go after the Custodian, so the Guardsman would have to be taking care of all crazy fan girls and constantly hide him from everyone trying to get an autograph or touch his armor for this extra protection from the Emperor. That would be dope.
@aaronstorey9712
Жыл бұрын
I'm just imagining a Custodian hiding behind a guardsmen from some Sisters of battle lol
@dominocze8658
Жыл бұрын
@@aaronstorey9712 And I imagine custodian having his head covered by a blanket
@pikachufantastic
Жыл бұрын
How do you die a guy who's 11 feet tall disguise him as a big tree, no he's clad in gold. The best option is him pretending to be a statue
@MrZeus141
3 жыл бұрын
Idea for a episode Guardsman: we need to go pick up my daughter from school. Custodes: it's not longer a concern Guardsman: what? What are you talking about?. Custodes: Ive noticed, since we have started serving together, that you go on leave at least once a year to see your daughter. Usually for about a month. This means in the last 5 years, you have wasted 5 whole Terra months that could have been used to serve the Emperor. So I have seen to it that the both of you serve our lord more efficiency. Guardsman: wh.....wait......custodes...where is my daughter?! Custodes: I picked her up after you dropped her off at school and blessed her, you and your family by giving her to the cantonesses at the sector's sisters of battle convent. Guardsman: what! But... I promised my late wife I would raise her as much as my duty allowed! Custodes: your fatherhood is no longer necessary. She's a daughter of the emperor now. Also, this means that your family home is no longer necessary, neither do you have any need for a discharge any time soon. This allows you to devote 100% of your year to the service of the emperor for the next 20 years at least. Guardsman: my child...my life... Custodes: both belong to the emperor of mankind forever. Your welcome my friend. (Theme tune)
@lazyluca1660
Жыл бұрын
Damn, now that's grimdark
@chestnut4860
Жыл бұрын
Horrifying, even if he he didn't kill her.
@inventor121
Жыл бұрын
Just imagine if that was the Custodes actual mission because that guardsman an his wife just have exceptional children who are gifted in the Warp or are prophesied to make the cure for a geneseed curse. Like the Custodes acts as a wingman, the guardsman and a girl get married, they have children and then the Custodes just has to oversee this random family line because of some ancient prophesy.
@mrmacguff1n
3 жыл бұрын
Ollanius Pious had the largest set of testicles in the entire setting. His OG lore was amazing
@Mrkabrat
3 жыл бұрын
"F*ck you, Horus!" Ollanius Pious' last words
@piratekingthaszar7912
3 жыл бұрын
Ollanius "Chaos is Cringe" Pious
@11Survivor
3 жыл бұрын
Ollanius 'Horus is a nerd' Pious
@tatujuntunen7668
3 жыл бұрын
Ollanius "based" Pious
@themightyduck562
3 жыл бұрын
Pius’ original fluff stated that he was only known as a myth and had likely never been anything else. That’s included in RT stuff. Everyone screeing about retcons is incorrect, to put it flatly. *However*, the more recently introduced Ollanius Piers backs up- to a degree- the fanbase’s conception of Pius. He doesn’t take on Horus himself, but still faces down demon Angron, so y’know.
@M1lza
3 жыл бұрын
"you must be my best man" "how can I be you're best man when the best man is the emperor?"
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
3 жыл бұрын
"You see, [insert long name], you are but the closest thing to an analogy for the Emperor, as he can not be at everybody's weddings."
@aidanniblock6186
3 жыл бұрын
"so my buddy Dave just died last week from a Tau sniper. I'm kinda bummed out" "I am sorry guardsman I can not relate to your emotions as I have never had a command in arms die to such a lowly race." "..." "..." "I am sorry guardsman I shouldn't have said that." "Oh I can't stay mad at you." *Rolls credit for another hour to show off the name of the custody
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
3 жыл бұрын
"I have never had a comrade in arms die to such a lowly race." 'Eh, just wait until they need to make a Tau look extra badass.'
@aguspuig6615
3 жыл бұрын
i really hope theres a joke about the guardsman having a short name
@Irmarinen
3 жыл бұрын
Bob the Guardsman.
@majormajorasic
3 жыл бұрын
First name Gar last name Man.
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436
3 жыл бұрын
@@darrianweathington1923 that's rather contradictory of custodes. Every neat thing they do, is added to their name. That's why the current Captain General is nicknamed either "companion", "banana", or "kitten".
@noellesato311
3 жыл бұрын
I almost feel like it would be the opposite: The Guardsman knows in his heart that there must have been a massive mistake, that this golden demi-god has the wrong person but knows that if the guy finds out that the guard has no real importance, he'd be killed in an instant SO he makes up some really long name for himself to sound like someone important. (But he actually is important, regardless of his name.) On the flip side, the Custodes has to shorten his own name that has like, a hundred different words in it that would confuse the hell out of anyone else SO he's the one with the uncannily short name. The adventures of Guardsman "Bobby Arthurus Maximus Lazgunious Cadiaman Totallyimportant Andnotmadeup" and Custodes "Polo (Short for Apollon Asmodei Ravedis Sholothorm Predisca Sagittario Dimitri Melanoch Caesar Astron Shilage Fendraken Berenike Sussus Amogus . . .)"
@KonpakuYoumu2003
3 жыл бұрын
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 kittenanner the compasaverofamigosargentomilenesataubeaterbobsaverboybuilderthelonglonglonglongbigboi
@DerRotSpassvogel
3 жыл бұрын
"DK portrayed by Tom Selleck" Well at least they picked someone able to properly portray his sex appeal
@alex666493
3 жыл бұрын
here's a cool idea Brikky gets isekaied to 40k universe and immedietly get's a Custodes to guard him cuz he has all this 40k knowledge
@McSkumm
3 жыл бұрын
Keeping the Inquisition off Bricky's ass would be a full time job for the Custodes then.
@alex666493
3 жыл бұрын
@@McSkumm is that more hijinks I hear?
@HeroAndReporter
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine that scenario for the Guardsman. You’re surrounded by a horde of the fiercest beasts the Tyrannids hordes can produce, one hand on your lasgun that has just run dry and fired its last shot. You prepare yourself to join the Emperor by drawing a Malta Charge from your pouch. Just as you get ready to commit the ultimate sacrifice for the Imperium, your eyes are greeted with a blinding flash of light. A dozen towering golden figures straight from a mythical tale of yore stand before you and the filthy xeno, fighting them back without explaining exactly why they saved you out of the others. Once the hated enemy is pushed back, they ensure that your well-being is safe before leaving just as quickly as they came with no explanation.
@josharmstrong8813
3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see how our good old regular guardsman and a bodyguard of the literal emperor of Mankind would interact with each other If that guardsman isn't called Gary, Carl or Bob or some other very common name I'm calling Heresy
@si2foo
3 жыл бұрын
he has got to be called john
@josharmstrong8813
3 жыл бұрын
@@si2foo that is also an acceptable name
@Ramsimation
3 жыл бұрын
Tim
@josharmstrong8813
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ramsimation bacicly any 3 to 4, maybe 5 letter name seems to fit a guardsman really well for some reason This is coming from the same person who named 3 this guardsman model's Gary, bob, Carl And kitbasher a commisar named Dave it was literally a guardsman you got up in field promotion when the previous commissar met unfortunate end and the commissar promoted him on the spot as he was dying he just so happened to be the closest nearby and they weren't really any other options. So he is basically like capihas cain basically trying to do the best job while having absolutly no idea what he's actually supposed to do
@RocRolDis
3 жыл бұрын
No, that’s what the custodian needs to be called after spending several hours reciting his name for the guardsman
@samuelthegreatoo
3 жыл бұрын
One day, Cain shows up with the Custodes Amberly: In all honesty, I'd have thought that you'd have shown up earlier. Custodes: The Emperor said that 'we'd only get in his way' Amberly: What. Cain: What. Custodes: Our leige has watched you for quite some time, Commisar Cain. Cain: Oh- oh r-r-really? Custodes: He on Terra says that you have enough common sense to fight the gods of the warp themselves, and come up on top. Thus, it is imperative you are to be move to Terra immediately to do so Three months later Amberly: Cain... what the... Cain: So... apparently killing a chaos god of trickery makes you the new chaos god as trickery. I need some Tanna... and can I go back to the 597th please?
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
Жыл бұрын
Huh, atleast this god is on our side!
@LordCrate-du8zm
7 ай бұрын
I can't imagine Eldritch Horror Cain
@ChenAnPin
3 жыл бұрын
inb4 Games Workshop hires the artist Nodle and has him work on a cartoon series of this.
@bengale9977
3 жыл бұрын
Will that involve the podcast being deleted and moved to the new warhammer plus app too? 😝
@sietsezandstra8531
3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't be the first time something like that happened, I recall a comic... 'brotherhood'? About a group of space marines essentially adopting a freshly orphaned girl, it was drawn by an indie comic artist on tumblr hired by GW IIRC
@ChenAnPin
3 жыл бұрын
@@sietsezandstra8531 and whatever happened to that? is that comic still available online?
Imagine being saved by a golden monolith and asking why, and it just says you serve the emperor like no other.
@Urd-Vidan
3 жыл бұрын
I feel the vibes in this like saying to a dog he's the bestest boy.
@ChaplainPhantasm
6 ай бұрын
That would be a HUGE morale boost
@1Kelvar
3 жыл бұрын
I expected after "Arrives in a golden light" to hear the pillar man theme
@devildevious2646
3 жыл бұрын
Okay so tts did that to you too huh
@nathanmartinez4718
Жыл бұрын
"Behold guardsmen, look upon my perfectly oiled abs for this is all that you will see from now on"
@kono_dioda87
2 жыл бұрын
-Man, she’s got a body... it’s to die for ! -The only person worth dying for is the Emperor.
@pakistanball7916
3 жыл бұрын
*Cue Emperor psychically projecting himself* Bruh, I’m here for your big day
@nathanvarnum7437
3 жыл бұрын
I had such hope this would be a full on Bricky fan fiction
@notajalapeno4442
3 жыл бұрын
yaa that could be amazing
@noblebork7444
3 жыл бұрын
"BT and that guy from titanfall" The man who killed Viper?
@disgustingweeb
3 жыл бұрын
a fucking class 3 rifleman who killed the most dangerous group of mercenaries in the frontier
@Callsign_Bear
2 жыл бұрын
@@disgustingweeb which to fair, who had been trained by the Militia's best pilot, or at least one of the best
@disgustingweeb
2 жыл бұрын
@@Callsign_Bear but he didn't complete his training tho
@16Vessel
2 жыл бұрын
Jack copper
@goldenfiberwheat238
20 сағат бұрын
Love how no one knows his name. People love that story but no one cares about the main character
@alpharius3661
2 жыл бұрын
The thing about the aquiline shield is that once their usefulness to terra is done with, they will simply leave whoever they where protecting. This has always made me think of a story with an aquiline shield where near the end the person being protected manages to do whatever he needs to as they are trapped with tyranids ripping down the door and on their way. The person looks to the great golden guardian before them and don’t need to speak to ask what they will do. The custodian feels a slight sadness, like a drop of rainwater hitting a desert that’s been arid for 10,000 years, not enough to change anything but enough to be noticed. The purple cape flairs and his teleport beacon powers up and the golden armor reflects around him. Crashing and roaring come from the door as the black talons of the tyranids break through another layer. The man can barely speak, but asks why he would abandon him now? The aquiline shield turns, and before he can give the man a response vanishes. The doors are breached as the man collapses in fear and betrayal
@themigmadmarine
3 жыл бұрын
Would be even better if the guardsman is a Krieger actively wanting to die
@noblebork7444
3 жыл бұрын
"The Emperor does not wish for you to die yet" " *BUT IT IS MY DUTY TO DIE FOR HIM* "
@nikolaivanov7400
3 жыл бұрын
@@noblebork7444 the emperor does not want you stop trying to die for him
@C0ldD1rective
3 жыл бұрын
@@nikolaivanov7400 Something tells me this is a reference
@nikolaivanov7400
3 жыл бұрын
@@C0ldD1rective and I’ll let you guess from what youtuber I am gonna giv you a hint Arma3
@C0ldD1rective
3 жыл бұрын
@@nikolaivanov7400 y u p
@ARandomCustodian
3 жыл бұрын
This is like the Carbot animations of Warhammer 40k
@FamusJamus
3 жыл бұрын
...and now I'm imagining cartoon space marines who can only express themselves in zealot screams. Wait, that's just the Angry Marines.
@Fourtytwo4242
3 жыл бұрын
Like everyone keep saying how it a human who would be guarded but what if it was a cat? This little kitten is a key to saving almost all of humanity and there are just a 9 foot tall super solider protecting it at all costs.
@riokollivier
3 жыл бұрын
There actually is a Kitten in their ranks. He’s the Captain General.
@insertedgynamehere
3 жыл бұрын
@Captain-General Kittonius I have to ask, being the strongest custodian as their captain general, and being born in a tube and refered to as the big E's son, are you the custodes primarch made so that custodes could be mass produced
@oldrelic2690
3 жыл бұрын
@Captain-General Kittonius Oh I didn't see that the Captain-General is here, how is your Tau Girlfriend ShadowSun doing? (ITS NOT FAKKEN CANON)
@twoscarabsintheswarm9055
3 жыл бұрын
@Captain-General Kittonius how's that tau?
@twoscarabsintheswarm9055
3 жыл бұрын
@Captain-General Kittonius whatever you say Captain General
@darkpit37
2 жыл бұрын
This is a better idea than 80% of actual sitcoms that exist.
@glorytothemechanicus2796
3 жыл бұрын
What if the guardsman was from kreig, that would be.... akwards..
@AbyssWatcher745
3 жыл бұрын
Hah! YES! That would be hilarious!
@glorytothemechanicus2796
3 жыл бұрын
@@AbyssWatcher745 fear not loyal servant, you shall not die today. -But,.. but i wanna die...
@matthiuskoenig3378
3 жыл бұрын
@@glorytothemechanicus2796 the flaw with this concept (other than being based on meme krieg) is that they want to get forgiveness. if the emperor himself want them to live then they have obviously been forgiven and thus dieing would be unnessary.
@glorytothemechanicus2796
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthiuskoenig3378 in that case we will see the first case of a happy breathing kreigsman.
@jamieenoshima5147
3 жыл бұрын
Baldemorts Krieg video narration makes me cry. "But here is the ironic tragic truth. The Emperor, the master of mankind, the architect of the imperial truth, the man who crafted the great crusade to free his people and all of humanity from the yolk of Tyranny. He would never have wanted this... And if he ever where to awaken, if he ever where to be healed and walk upon his people once more. He could eradicate the fighting spirit of Krieg, remove hundreds of years of suffering, hate and pain... With just three words... I forgive you. "
@MURPHYCHACHO
Жыл бұрын
Now I'm picturing that best man speech. "Congratulations on your union, guardsman. May you and your spouse produce many children to serve the Emperor."
@isaacvincent8443
3 жыл бұрын
He would be like the WORST Wingman, sure his size and bling are going to draw the honeys. But he is just going to stand there and LOOM. It would be a real buzzkill!
@FoxHound-ut1hu
3 жыл бұрын
But he could carry you home when your drunk off your ass which would be nice.
@krishivagarwal5189
3 жыл бұрын
@@FoxHound-ut1hu not only that they could go on double dates FOR THE EMPEROR
@lollikabosso.w.n7153
3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, Custodians have such a perfect movement, some of their kills are just an tourist thinking the large golden thing is a statue. He doesnt even learn its not a statue. He just dies
@praxisvigilant620
3 жыл бұрын
pg31 in the Custodes codex: Guardians of Greatness A controversial act of insubordination sees Lieutenant Nathasian of the Cadian 86th slated for execution. Yet he is spared when a band of grim-faced Custodians from the Aquilan Shield appear at his side in a blaze of golden light, and wordlessly cut down his would-be commissariat executioners. With his remarkable bodyguards by his side, Nathasian is free to exercise his flair for unconventional tactics, which soon see his promotion to Commander Army Group, then to Warmaster of an entire Imperial crusade. The Shuddering Stars are swept clear of Ork tribes, stopping Waaagh! Dakskrag in its tracks before it can decend on the Sol System. In the wake of Nathasian's triumph over the greenskins, his bodyguards depart as suddenly as they arrived and- never one to rescind a sentence- the commissariat see Warmaster Nathasian dead before the day is out.
@3.142-x3b
2 жыл бұрын
"Everyone has a guardian angel." "Well I bet their angel isn't a 9ft sentient golden slab of well oiled power armour who doesn't even percieve door frames!"
@rhodes3983
3 жыл бұрын
Please turn that into a full animated series!
@NayrAnur
3 жыл бұрын
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"
@firemaneminiatures1337
3 жыл бұрын
This would ship SOOOO well as a fan fiction....Bricky, get on it!!!!!
@Le-cp9tr
3 жыл бұрын
Each episode they have to hire a different guardsmen because the old one keeps dying
@Escue_
3 жыл бұрын
Anything these three touch is gold. The production of thier work is on RLM levels. Also casting a voting for a animated sitcom.
@inquisitorhedgehog3730
3 жыл бұрын
kriegsman and the custodians gonan be like having a cat and you try stoping it from eating randoms tuff n shit.
@Demonlord242
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're about to die and then the guards of your god then pops out of no where and says to you "I am here to protect you."
@mastadonking3816
Жыл бұрын
General: Alright, men. Get ready because we're going back to Vraks! Kreiger: YES! Custodes: Mmm. No. *puts kreiger in man-sized baby chest harness *
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t
Жыл бұрын
INCOHERENT GERMAN SWEARING LOUD ENOUGH THE EMPEROR HEARS IT INTENSIFIES
@creepercommande4171
Жыл бұрын
Knowing about these guys I always imagine just a random imperial citizen going about their day, when suddenly someone is approaching them to mug them. Unaware, they continue on their way and just before they are stabbed a giant in full golden attire steps completely out of a shadow, grabs the mugger, and throws them into the stratosphere, to the complete obliviousness of the one they are protecting.
@ineedsleep7684
2 жыл бұрын
god imagine if a Custodes Dreadnought could be a part of the Aquilan Shield The BT and Cooper analogy (mech and blue helmet guy 0:47 ) seems rather accurate now...
@falsehero2001
3 жыл бұрын
Having seen this cheesy holovid, a group of guardsmen decided to befriend a conveniently nearby Custodie. The Custodie is reported to have responded “DA FUCK YOU NORMALS COME FROM!?! WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU IN HERE?!?”
@krow1551
Жыл бұрын
So I did a bit of research into these shields and apparently they find people who don't necessarily have significance now but will in the future. I imagine this sitcom having a very touching ending where the guard finally fulfills this purpose, perhaps live a bigger better life, but has to inevitably say goodbye to their guard since it's purpose was also fulfilled.
@smokepotion6981
3 жыл бұрын
This, this needs to be on Warhammer +. Gimme The Guardsman and the Custodes.
@BBP-OMO
3 жыл бұрын
Time to learn about kitten
@CoolSs
3 жыл бұрын
THIS IS NOT F****** CANON! *angry god-like meowing*
@yahyamusseb
3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see the captain General stuck in such situation but alfa is kinda busy right now (he became a dad few days ago)
@primarchjackfrost8117
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if a Custodian has to protect a random Kriegsman
@alistairb5839
3 жыл бұрын
I would unironically watch every. single. episode of that sitcom.
@funkylilpossum6725
3 жыл бұрын
the touch of kazoo at the end is just perfect
@cowsrealm6778
3 жыл бұрын
If you do ultramarines (which u probably will) before whitescars then you deserve to be scarred
@redenginner
3 жыл бұрын
They should do blood ravens first.
@Irmarinen
3 жыл бұрын
@@redenginner the kleptomarines? I approve
@_draco_7300
3 жыл бұрын
@@redenginner Even better! Blood angels!
@weebwhacker6217
3 жыл бұрын
Are we ingnoring that the hive worlds name is literally Detroit
@nicollaspafiadache7235
3 жыл бұрын
The custodian wouldn't need to be the best man, because he's already the Emperor's Finest
@RamnaViaz
3 жыл бұрын
Custodes and the guardsman needs to happen dude. I would binge watch the shit out of it.
@brianholmes1812
Жыл бұрын
Guardsman: "custodian, you've gotta help me!" Custodian: "what is it? Some foul xenos?" Guardsman: "worse" Custodian: "a vile traitor?" Guardsman: "worse" Custodian: "some servant of the runinous powers?" Guardsman:"even worse.... my mother in law is coming to visit" *laugh track*
@GamerGrovyle
2 жыл бұрын
Y'all are sleeping on: The Custodian has to protect this lone surviving female from a Tyranid infested world. She's six months old but thirty years from now she will become one of the greatest Sisters Of Battle to ever live. Until then the Custodian has to raise and protect this tiny baby. His first challenge. Changing diapers.
@Kohl293
3 жыл бұрын
I need a fanfic about this
@ethanjosuearroyorodriguez5725
3 жыл бұрын
I love how when Bricky says that they're his favorites the whole shelve of books moves with him
@youngarchaeotech189
3 жыл бұрын
imagine you were hand selected to become one of the corpse god's finest warriors and upon your ascension you were immediately dispatched to a far-off backwater planet to protect some drooling normal.
@navilluscire2567
3 жыл бұрын
Custodes: Hold your tongue citizen, for you do NOT speak on my brother's behalf! Service to the MAN Emperor is fulfillment enough no matter the assignment for hollow glory and vain pride have no place in selfless duty to mankind!
@phearamax4146
3 жыл бұрын
That guardsman is so goddamn adorable
@petrusspinelli6661
Жыл бұрын
The Entire Guard : Uhh ... Whatcha got there? The Guardsman, along side a 10ft golden armored behemoth : A smoothie.
@bravojr
3 жыл бұрын
Random Guardsmen hears the following "Fear not Normal... " "We descend upon our femurs fluttering in the wind." "To assist you in your time of need, mm yess." The smell of too many oils heavy on the air, tears in his eyes for he does not know.
@helvarstark4282
2 жыл бұрын
AYAYAYAYAY
@LordCrate-du8zm
7 ай бұрын
This reminds me of the "Ms. Baggins" comic strip. An old lady in a hive world is denied her rations, and then an Aquilan Shield smashes the ration giver's booth window and says "Ms. Baggins WILL receive her weekly ration pack!" while he's wearing a scarf she made for him.
@brycevo
3 жыл бұрын
Please make one mini episode of this. This is beautiful
@bushidotestu1997
3 жыл бұрын
1:18 “YOUR THE REASON IM DRINKING!”
@merkavamkivm3373
3 жыл бұрын
It would be even funnier if said guardsman is a death corps of kriegs guardsman... "But I WANT TO DIE" Said the kreigsman "NO." His personal demigod answerd
@kacktustoo
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love these, thanks for doing them they always make me laugh so much. The podcast is always great, there's just something special about seeing these stories brought to life
@harleyspawn
3 жыл бұрын
Bowtie is a great choice on the golden power armor. Classy.
@samuele2041
3 жыл бұрын
Ah so this is what having your imagination drawn feels like. Amazing
@aguspuig6615
3 жыл бұрын
this better be an actual trailer for an actual thing thats gonna happen and become a thing i really hope this does become a thing
@BTM8109
2 жыл бұрын
"What is your name lord Custodes?" "Vessandrius Olevius Zellinar is my shortest nickname" "That's cool I'm Hank"
@pitpiccione1191
2 жыл бұрын
I would PAY to see something like this
@UncleFester84
3 жыл бұрын
The random gusrdsman about to be killed, when suddenly: AYAYAYAYAYAA......!
@brok56
3 жыл бұрын
Why can i smell body oil?
@whoisheiforgothisname2103
3 жыл бұрын
KITTEN! AWAKEN MY CUSTODES!
@scotthasner6162
3 жыл бұрын
Better than anything out of Hollywood in years.
@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas
Жыл бұрын
My Big Golden Buddy!!
@nickgikasvo
Жыл бұрын
YEAH
@Awfulfeature
3 жыл бұрын
>Doesn’t know what food is >Knows what alcohol is
@invincibleunderthesun8545
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly a story about a guardsmen and his custodian buddies sounds like a good idea
@kre8or465
3 жыл бұрын
I love how big the custodes are in this, like cradle a fully grown adult guardsman like a baby big
@RED-sl2le
3 жыл бұрын
I truly love this animations, please continue making them they’re fucking hilarious.
@HAYIR-zi9gc
4 ай бұрын
kitten should have a sitcom with a guardsman
@poggies7639
2 жыл бұрын
Bricky has so many golden ideas for 40k stories
@fakechemicals
Жыл бұрын
This better be the story Cavill is working on.
@toddbatchelder9380
10 ай бұрын
Khorneite Space Marine: "You shall be soon offered up as an oblation to my patron god, guardsman. Any pathetic last words? Guardsman: "Just one, heretic..." *hocks up and spits a lougie so nasty that it would make Nurgle proud and it lands in the Chaos Space Marine's only good eye* KSM: *Stunned to silence as he angrily plucks the mucus out of his only good eye, his face contorted with pure rage and cranks his sacrifical dagger as far as it will go* "BLOOD...FOR...THE..." *Suddenly, blinding flash of light, followed by a pair of golden arms, reach out and wrench the Chaos Space Marine's head off like a water cooler lid. This was followed by confused and terrified screams and shouts from the Chaos cultists and space marines. A single member of the Aquilan shield has arrived to save the guardsman.* Guardsman: "W-who are you?!?" Custode: "My name is not important. My mission is." *Gingerly rips off the shackles as if they were made of paper* Guardsman: "Why me?!? Why not an Inquistor, or someone else m-" Custode: "It's not the size of the hound in the fight..., it's the size of the fight in the hound. Here!" *tosses him a plasma rifle before proceeding to massacre the cultists*
@CoolSs
3 жыл бұрын
>w> ADEOT *US* RODCULO *US* super sus .
@chuckbuck5002
3 жыл бұрын
I hope this comment was worth the radiation from being thrown out an airlock :)
@CoolSs
3 жыл бұрын
@@chuckbuck5002 it will be . if someone makes an amoungus meme with amplified sound saying "Adeptus Ridiculous" where you got picture of Bricky as the guy who call the sus and DK being the sus . also shy is orc with wings
@socallmekarl4014
3 жыл бұрын
Adeptsus Ridicusus
@chosenofkhorne2951
3 жыл бұрын
SUPER SUS FOR MY TASTE
@uneleid4029
3 жыл бұрын
I picture the Fabulous Custodes coming to save a regular guardsman
@captaingeneraltrajann509
10 ай бұрын
This should be in Space Marine 2, Titus during all the chaos just comes across a sole custodian absolutely recking house while protecting a single guardsman from the nids.
@RED-sl2le
3 жыл бұрын
Me my squad and the 8 foot tall demigod. That’s a series I would watch.
@rodneyr5266
3 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. You guys always deliver!
@thesyndrome43
3 жыл бұрын
I want the Guardsman to be played by Danny Devito, channeling Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. You can't lie to my face and say you don't want to see Frank interacting with a Custodes in the 41st millennium
@calvinheslop2585
3 жыл бұрын
This was awesome could we also please get that bit from the Adeptus mechanicas episode where they talking about the skitari being used as batteries that would be hilarious.
@oldrelic2690
3 жыл бұрын
**ACCESS DENIED** **ANGRY KITTEN NOISES**
@Gelugladius
3 жыл бұрын
Alright, well, I guess that I'm painting my Custodes as the Aquilan Shield, now.
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