"Joe you need to take a class on small talk" "You're not gonna believe this I'm in one" I lost it😂
@jordanmcc8629
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day
@abhisahni7880
3 жыл бұрын
It's literally so fuckin funny hahahaha 🤣
@RUmlas
2 жыл бұрын
It's sure is cloudy today. 🤣 The worst thing to talk about, that and "what do you do for a living?"
@AndrewVaillant
2 жыл бұрын
This is peak Joe no cap 😂😂😭😭😭
@thelazygamer2195
3 жыл бұрын
“I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this.” *EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH IT.*
@swagmaster699
3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know where to start...
@luisvilleda4616
2 жыл бұрын
No one got hurt, no living animals were hurt, it didn't involve other persons, there was no breach of contracts of any type... what's wrong again ?
@Ydun
2 жыл бұрын
@@luisvilleda4616 that was a male pheasant, they dont lay eggs
@DrewFilms05
2 жыл бұрын
That's what makes it hard to define what EXACTLY is wrong with it
@track1219
2 жыл бұрын
This was my favorite!
@charmeleon3680
3 жыл бұрын
“Housing for registered sex offenders” *WHEEZE*
@NATETHEHATE819
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to say “ the international house of pancakes”.
@Dabigboii
3 жыл бұрын
Worse is that the teachers aren’t surprised by it *that means there is more of them who went to the same way*
@FUKKDAC
3 жыл бұрын
It’s not that bad except you sleep in cells and get humped sometimes if your not careful
@cryoflip5841
2 жыл бұрын
The weirdest part is they seemed to already have given him a gryfindor tie
@sohailape
2 жыл бұрын
@@cryoflip5841 knowing Peter, he probably killed a senior and took his tie
@runningrock124
3 жыл бұрын
that egg laying scene will stick with me for years.
@sethlebeaux5556
3 жыл бұрын
Tell me tell me what's wrong with it lol
@runningrock124
3 жыл бұрын
@@sethlebeaux5556 nothing, just saying it's burned into my mind.
@sethlebeaux5556
3 жыл бұрын
@@runningrock124 oh no that was a joke remember after it happened peter looked at the camera and said I defy you to tell me what's wrong with this. So I was just making that joke in response to your post
@teenfromtexas7579
3 жыл бұрын
I defy to tell me exactly what's wrong with this.
@MrPhantaze
3 жыл бұрын
@@teenfromtexas7579 it means if i reckon he expects you cant prove its wrong
@mousermind
3 жыл бұрын
I, too, am allergic to lava. I tend to have a fatal reaction to any lava making contact with my skin, or through ingestion.
@BakaTaco
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry to be the guy to say it, but you are really missing out. Lava tastes delicious. Some people say it burns, others say it's spicy, and even more people say that it ignites your whole entire body before you get the chance to put it near your mouth.
@CappyZappy
2 жыл бұрын
Lava is pretty sour to me- For some reason when I merely put it near my body, I start to melt?? It tastes sour, and goes through my stomach, but I’m not allergic.
@i_eat_fucking_grass
2 жыл бұрын
I think I’m allergic to lava too, very time I ingest it it burns really bad
@0mega717
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe I’m just weird… but I usually find lava to be sweet, almost tart. What I’ve found is that the volcanos on the eastern side of the world have more sweet lava, while western is more tart.
@noodles6112
2 жыл бұрын
Really? Mine is savoury and spicy, kinda like a curry, i eat it with rice and chicken, try it
@lordsxman
3 жыл бұрын
3:19 That look on the pheasant's face is priceless
@dracofalconis7865
Ай бұрын
😂
@orionette6898
3 жыл бұрын
"I know about Maurice" "Which Maurice"
@michma121
3 жыл бұрын
"This is terrible! Get me my agent!" "He's uh... he's probably not gonna answer either." "Well, this is crazy. What happened? Oh... I remember what happened."
@Resi1ience
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a tad retarded, I think I know what ths joke is, but can you tell me anyway
@MtDuckford
3 жыл бұрын
@@Resi1ience Jewish people filled those roles. (No offence to Jewish people intended :) )
@michma121
3 жыл бұрын
@@MtDuckford What he said.
@zander1500
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking your time to type this even tho everyone watching heard it..
@Ktr-1142-ema
3 жыл бұрын
That lightbulb was on a dimmer switch
@mcfaints4719
3 жыл бұрын
Hey city boy! What’s with the arm pants? 😂
@certifiedgoose
3 жыл бұрын
As a resident of Tampa Bay, i must say we hate arm pants
@Ktr-1142-ema
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@jmeszi4159
3 жыл бұрын
@@certifiedgoose arm pants should be illegal due to the intense heat
@certifiedgoose
3 жыл бұрын
@@jmeszi4159 i agree
@MerkhVision
3 жыл бұрын
That part was hilarious, totally unexpected
@lemonlordrpgs
3 жыл бұрын
5:30 to be fair: Telling someone your son is dead is, aside from being a really tragic thing in your life that could happen, really horrible small talk.
@redandblue1013
3 жыл бұрын
That’s why she was also in the class lol 😂
@Ashelybee
2 жыл бұрын
Man I'm sorry her son died on that cloudy day
@fredmercury1314
2 жыл бұрын
My work colleague: "I lost my cat last month." Me: "You didn't lose him. He probably just left because he hates you. You are kind of insufferable." My work colleague: [leaves room in tears] My other work colleague: "Her cat is actually dead." Me: "Is it just me or did the atmosphere change in here?"
@kurtisburtis
3 жыл бұрын
“I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this …” {insert Nathan Fillion gif here}
@matthewgartner5339
3 жыл бұрын
"Silver Scissors award at the Lady-Weiner festival" that's solid gold
@casshus_charisma7856
2 жыл бұрын
no it's silver
@DiamondDollie
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudly day 😂😂
@markkennard861
4 ай бұрын
Poor Joe. He just doesn't get it.
@CoIe4
Жыл бұрын
“It sure is cloudy today.” “Good. You could have also responded to Jannett who said her son died.” “I’m sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.” 😂
@haruhirogrimgar6047
3 жыл бұрын
I think this video is substantive enough evidence Family Guy beyond the early seasons can be hilarious (very hit or miss but every now and again we get sh"t like "I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day.")
@RoboCobeh
3 жыл бұрын
There's definitely tons of gems hidden around in the later seasons, just there's an ever increasing pile of garbage to dig through the later you get in.
@colesandick446
3 жыл бұрын
Not only that, I’d argue the later seasons are objectively better. Don’t let consensus dictate your opinion.
@JohnnoNonno
3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing funny in that line lmao
@haruhirogrimgar6047
3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnoNonno Because if you take the quote out of context it loses its value. But in context that line is hilarious.
@silversonic99
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the problem that these are 2-3 mins of quality content in a 22 minute episode
@DoomSkuller
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh Uncle Dan looks like he could be Peter's real dad's brother and Uncle Neil could be Francis' brother
@supremecalamitas342
3 жыл бұрын
Uncle dan the good sentry man?
@coyrex1250
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Neil looks like Bill Gates
@GeminiRandom56
Жыл бұрын
“Which Maurice?” HAD ME DYING
@mr.fluffles5900
3 жыл бұрын
3:32 favorite short from family guy
@sanicthehoghedge8053
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Ramzoa_NZ
7 ай бұрын
"THIS IS CRAZY! WHAT HAPPE-- Oh... I remember what happened." 😂😂😂
@Nhatanh0475
2 жыл бұрын
3:10 Peter: "I defy you to tell me exactly what wrong with it" Me: I only one word *bestialities*
@snail-q6107
2 жыл бұрын
And what’s wrong with that?
@UnknownLord711
2 жыл бұрын
@@snail-q6107 the fact animals can't really consent. But the thing is this is a cartoon and that pheasant is sentient so I don't care
@pighater1111
2 жыл бұрын
@@snail-q6107 **literaly everything**
@fredmercury1314
2 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownLord711 Who says animals can't consent? Pretty sure if they didn't want it you'd know. They have teeth and stuff.
@Zero-ob8in
Жыл бұрын
@@fredmercury1314think, seek help
@jeffgoldblunt
3 жыл бұрын
3:04 genuinely the funniest shit I've seen in a while
@emberpowertcg7692
3 жыл бұрын
ok the ogwarts gag did not disappoint
@sakuthesasquatch
3 жыл бұрын
*H O U S I N G F O R R E G I S T E R E D S E X O F F E N D E R S*
@UnknowableDandelion
3 жыл бұрын
Bro I LOVE OGWARTS IT’S MY FAVORITE SCHOOL
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
3 жыл бұрын
Awww.
@emberpowertcg7692
3 жыл бұрын
@@UnknowableDandelion sameee
@snail-q6107
2 жыл бұрын
Dang I wanted to get into Ogwarts but I couldn’t, apparently I don’t have the ability to be a wizzer
@andycruzatx3387
3 жыл бұрын
That Harry potter hat joke is one of my favorite from all of Family Guy.
@ragingphantom
3 жыл бұрын
I watched so much of HIMYM that everytime I hear a challenge, like "I defy you to tell me exactly what's wrong with this," I hear Barney say "Challenge accepted"
@KelsaRavenlock
3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that a satan metal band or something?
@MouldMadeMind
2 жыл бұрын
@@KelsaRavenlock wtf
@KelsaRavenlock
2 жыл бұрын
@@MouldMadeMind His Infernal Majesty whatever. That dopey Emo band.
@asshat8892
3 жыл бұрын
0:40 plot twist: Peter just got drunk and pissed In public
@ruairiodonohoe2533
3 жыл бұрын
Which Maurice? Peter being gay is hilarious
@joecool1435
3 жыл бұрын
Geez that Hawaii one is way to painfully accurate
@jaykay8426
3 жыл бұрын
3:00 I was expecting him to find swiper the fox, but I guess this works too.
@epiwrath8
3 жыл бұрын
03:13 Funniest thing is this is a male pheasant
@AtomicGolem
Жыл бұрын
GAY
@trollhimforever
Жыл бұрын
This is a weird fetish you see on DeviantArt
@aviationwithmooka4056
9 ай бұрын
Male Pheasants can’t lay eggs
@zainkhurshid6614
Жыл бұрын
0:33 + 3:06 "Oh, there are several things I would like to say!" (Professor McGonagall, comforting Professor Trelawny)
@STS767
2 жыл бұрын
3:23 everything
@ConnorMiller417
26 күн бұрын
“Housing for registered sex offenders!” 😂😂😂😂 Had it been Quagmire, it would’ve fit even better and also would’ve been way more hilarious.
@bluewolvesstudios2822
3 жыл бұрын
The pheasant cutaway left me on the fuckin floor, xD
@jeandelenfant
3 жыл бұрын
What is exactly wrong with it?
@SamuelBlack84
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeandelenfant It's disturbing
@breadkin6534
2 жыл бұрын
@@SamuelBlack84 aaaaaaand you missed the joke
@Error-kd4dq
3 жыл бұрын
Why tf does Stewie look so much like Jacksepticeye at 1:44
@4pex681
3 жыл бұрын
"WHICH MAURICE"
@yoshi_923
2 жыл бұрын
The sound design for the pheasant on the glass scene is way too good...
@mariojimenez6819
2 жыл бұрын
The hogwarts scene is hilarious 🤣
@toaolisi761
Жыл бұрын
The funny thing about the Hawaii bit is that Peter is both black and asian with a mix of irish and he was born in Mexico. His bloodline has everything.
@g.8806
3 жыл бұрын
0:52 the best thing to happened in the show. (This my best thing in the show)
@blogusvox
3 жыл бұрын
"Owww... I remember what happened." Does anybody else remember what happened? Anyone... somebody... yes... no?
@LowReedExpert1
3 жыл бұрын
The Holocaust my dude
@millennialskeleton2504
2 жыл бұрын
4:54 they should have put a camera in the reflection of the mirror
@bmoreguy862
3 жыл бұрын
Funniest scene ever
@energyrider3672
3 жыл бұрын
Which scene
@energyrider3672
3 жыл бұрын
@ffa ww ?
@HK4712
3 жыл бұрын
@@energyrider3672 Yes
@Dunkduckdunk
3 жыл бұрын
@@energyrider3672 the one scene
@xr.3102
3 жыл бұрын
@@energyrider3672 yeah you know the one scene that is funny
@Sabis2365
Жыл бұрын
"You want some cocaine?" "YES PLEASE! THAT'S ALL I WANT ALL THE TIME!"
@simalukic146
Жыл бұрын
0:40 That Hogwarts House Doesn't Even Make Sence 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rinmatsuoka8963
3 жыл бұрын
0:40 don't feel bad Peter, Bryan Singer is with you
@forssi1
2 жыл бұрын
First time I saw the sorting hat one I was on the edge on my seat right after the first "Slytherin" and just bursted out laughing when it went HOUSING... 🤣🤣🤣 Couldn't even hear the whole joke.
@katyamurrayy
3 жыл бұрын
What’s the outdo music called? It’s such a vibe.
@goofer2353
3 жыл бұрын
Simple things by AMKAD
@JRandaII
3 жыл бұрын
You mean "outro..."
@TergoLive
3 жыл бұрын
Lol the pheasant on the glass was too much but hella funny haha 😂
@jimsouth5203
3 жыл бұрын
The music at the end really hit hard the emotions it makes you feel are so conflicting. Is it cool and laid back or is it sad under the surface
@xandercage2388
3 жыл бұрын
Weird.. I was thinking the same. I'm going with sad but it could be amplifying my own emotions. To others it's probably cool and laid back
@bobbyjamabo3296
2 жыл бұрын
Feels man 🤧❤️
@nocturnalnun
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a remix to RuneScape music.
@Rolzare
2 жыл бұрын
Bro how is it sad. Shit sounds fire more than anything like I can deadass spit a verse to it
@gamermixy.t3664
3 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh I remember me thinking : They are all dead 😂😂😂😂
@daith_izumi
6 ай бұрын
I like how the hat didn’t even tilt itself to determine what House Peter would belong to😂😅
@silverragecx9248
2 жыл бұрын
That egg laying scene just gave me Interspecies reviewers flash backs
@OfficialPatrickStar
2 жыл бұрын
4:07-4:10 Peter: "𝗜'𝗺 allergic to apostrophes." Him not 5 seconds ago: "...people who I 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 tell are Black or Asian."
@Nerval-kg9sm
2 жыл бұрын
People can't spell contractions, just say them.
@bonedude1286
Жыл бұрын
Apostrophes, plural.
@bennmawoneke516
2 жыл бұрын
“You want some coccaine?” Oh my God yes. Its all i ever need!
@cadefenster2453
Жыл бұрын
2:19 this shouldn't be funny but it's hilarious. 😂
@MsFranksc
3 жыл бұрын
If I wanted you to be dead, you'd be dead. Pretty cool line honestly.
@nawbie269
Жыл бұрын
When I saw the most replayed scene, I just left.
@bennmawoneke516
2 жыл бұрын
“Im sorry your son died on a cloudy day” 😂😂😂
@cpurssey982
2 жыл бұрын
03:22 That's a male pheasant... That's whats "wrong with this" 🤣.
@xavierwhitcraft1310
3 жыл бұрын
Family guy made a joke about Blueberry Hill NJ damn that’s literally a minute from my house.
@Mommy_Makima20
3 жыл бұрын
That pheasant was a male
@vladimirlagos2688
3 жыл бұрын
There, you got what was wrong with that scene. Congrats!
@cleanchimera3870
3 жыл бұрын
damn he makin peeps act up
@sanzo8100
Ай бұрын
The guy who asked Stewie if he wanted coke was actually his rehab coach testing him. Rehab coach as Stewie shook him: Ok we definitely have more work to do with you Griffin.
@gorky1986
2 жыл бұрын
1:03 the greatest story ever told
@bigswag9527
2 жыл бұрын
Pheasant on the glass is still the worst cut away
@ssylvie-mov
Күн бұрын
that egg scene got me bricked up
@thebeatdemon7743
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought that the hat was gonna say International House of Pancakes. I was so wrong.
@israelburr1661
2 жыл бұрын
That Harry Potter scene got my @ss dying 😂
@dylski1558
3 жыл бұрын
The sorting hat bro 😂😂😂
@TimpossibleOne
2 ай бұрын
You're right Joe, talking about your dead son isn't exactly "Small talk"
@Liechtenstein_real
2 жыл бұрын
The kid saying "im just gonna stand here and wear a shirt that looks like a jacket" sounds ferb from phenias and ferb
@msdweldingfabrication7051
Жыл бұрын
1:08 is really dark lol
@swapnilnath
3 жыл бұрын
3:32 can anyone tell me the reference??
@Tiresias55
2 жыл бұрын
3:11 What's wrong with this scene? Pheasants don't sound like that. Their calls sound like Grockle and are very deep.
@WizzardJC
2 жыл бұрын
Im sorry but that German joke was brilliant. What happened?, Oh i remember what happened
@alfierowenaw5827
3 жыл бұрын
Pan Up, Pan Down, French Song, The End
@keenanbeasley9440
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much every Wes Anderson film lol.
@typacsk
9 ай бұрын
I love some of Wes Anderson's movies, but that was spot on XD
@InThaSwayne
2 жыл бұрын
That uncles scene 😂😂😂
@AlplaysAgame
3 жыл бұрын
That was amazing, i think
@wunderwaffen273
Жыл бұрын
The pheasant should've been a pokegirl
@bradendorsey1963
3 жыл бұрын
3:12 was something else
@Jc27uhh4h4h4
3 жыл бұрын
He- hey Peter I think everyone is allergic to lava
@darkenedvision4709
16 күн бұрын
I know I get pretty inflamed when I conme in contact with lava.
@the_phantom-recorder9672
2 жыл бұрын
The Harry Potter one was the best
@TrainHunter94YT
2 жыл бұрын
"I know about Maurice." *"Which Maurice?"*
@moonlight_stoner_666
3 жыл бұрын
3:04 One of us! One of us! One of us!
@averagechalk142
3 жыл бұрын
Joe was right about if you say couch over again it turns funny 😂
@bignasty1876
2 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed the Hogwarts scene immensely...
@Kenzibot26
3 жыл бұрын
0:26 thumbnail
@claytonjohnpeak
2 жыл бұрын
Why’d the rooster lay an egg
@nickajumuka3059
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best seasons
@IsMgb45
Жыл бұрын
“I defy you to tell me exactly what’s wrong with this.” That's a male pheasant, females are brown and dull collored
@dominikdickey4906
Жыл бұрын
2:54 I just don't understand. What exactly did he expect to find *other* than a bunch of blueberries? I mean, you'd think the *name* of the location would explain itself...
@Ekajje
3 жыл бұрын
the pheasant is making me feel things
@R33C3.
3 жыл бұрын
3:12 only male pheasant have those colours.
@themarquis336
3 жыл бұрын
Stewie’s little foot all over the screen was too good.
@guardianboreal1432
3 жыл бұрын
To be honest he does have good form, kupo.
@ToastReaper
2 жыл бұрын
That was… a super creepy thing to say
@pb4ugo2bed84
Жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dahmer Had A Foot Fetish Too, So You Will Probably End Up Like Him, I Will Screenshot This Just To Remember
@LukeLovesRose
2 жыл бұрын
Those comedy writers didn't die. They moved to Zion and disappeared off the grid
@Paul-ob9qh
25 күн бұрын
This is gonna sound like ironic youtube filler but I legit need to take a class on making conversation
@brandonhillgoth699
3 жыл бұрын
4:21 🤣🤣🤣
@keithlamb578
2 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with it.. The pheasant was male. Yes I am sad no I have nothing better to do
@MR.Lad-9867
2 жыл бұрын
I like how the rushen doesn’t say anything about the deaths about the comedy righters and his judge
@RonJohn63
Ай бұрын
"I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day." Would you have been sorry if he died on a sunny day?
@UnusualPete
4 ай бұрын
Joe is bad at small talk... but not as bad as me 😂
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