The stand-up show about the time I tried to buy a second-hand car for my wife and baby. Didn’t go to plan.
If you like the show you can pay me what you like at paypal.me/dami... I’d be your best friend!
Please share it around and spread the word. Send the link in all your Whatsapp groups and socials. I fully funded it myself and just want as many people to see it as possible. Hopefully laugh at my misfortunes! :D
With HUGE THANKS to the talents of this brilliant crew - Filmed by Perry Jonsson, edited by Roisin Dunk at We Are Defiant and stills by Ken Conway KMDC Photography. Filmed at the Gilded Balloon Teviot in Edinburgh thanks to Karen & Katy Koren!
Set list:
00:40 - Mark in the front row
00:59 - I’m married now
1:25 - We live in a ‘flat’
3:00 - Edinburgh
5:15 - We have a ‘new’ baby
5:45 - I hate babies
6:15 - I know why babies cry
9:40 - The main 5 questions a new parent will get
9:45 - Question #1 - “What’s the weight?”
10:15 - There are no lower case ‘t’s in Ireland
12:15 - Question #2 - “Are you going to have another one?”
14:30 - Question #3 - “Boy or a girl?”
16:45 - Tattoos for babies
18:10 - The number 1 rule when holding a baby
22:35 - Question #4 - “Is the baby sleeping?”
23:50 - White noise?!
25:45 - The baby voice
32:30 - A guy walks out
33:17 - Gunna get a car
34:05 - Cars beep too much
36:45 - The guy comes back
37:30 - Willa White & I have a plan
39:35 - The Heist
40:35 - The Cops
42:00 - The Handcuffs
42:28 - Jail Check-in
43:55 - Finger Prince
44:50 - DNA sample
45:45 - Dinner order
48:20 - The Cell
49:25 - This is bad
49:45 - Harmonica solo
50:50 - Shawshank Redemption
51:15 - Lasagne arrives
52:00 - Cell door opens
52:45 - 1st dick joke of the show
54:00 - Released and one text
54:10 - Back behind the wheel
55:15 - Christmas morning
55:43 - Baby arrival
57:00 - Stay at home dad
57:35 - Criminal tattoos
58:15 - The book
59:00 - Question #5 - “What’s the baby’s name?”
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