On this episode of Dan the Star Man, Happy Mother's Day to everyone. On this special Mother's Day episode, I reenact another scene from Everybody Loves Raymond. This scene is called "Debra & Marie's fight affects family" scene. Enjoy the scene and here's a copy of the dialogue script so you can read along:
"Ray: Mom I’m taking care of a few things here that’s all.
Marie: Well of course, by all means. Take your time! You obviously have other priorities on Mother's Day.
(Robert gives Marie a card)
Robert: Here you go Mom, this is for you. Happy Mother’s Day Ma.
Marie: Awwww this is lovely. Thank you dear!
Debra: Okay listen Ray, I’d rather have you join me…..(she looks at Marie and ignores her. Marie does the same!)
Frank: Korea!
Marie: Well I’m going back across the street. Whose coming with me? (She grabs Robert by his ear)
Robert: OW OW OW OW. I’ll go with you Ma.
Marie: Anyone else?
Frank: She ain’t my mother!
Debra: Go ahead Ray. Do what you gotta do or you can come join me.
Marie: Raymond?
Ray: Look I shouldn’t have to choose okay. THIS IS NOT MY FIGHT. Can’t you two just start talking already? Come on it's Mothers Day. Can’t you two mothers just say something? Dad please can you help me out here?
Frank: What are you kidding me? Maybe Debra will come around at some point but we’ll never get anything out of crazy sit & bull over there.
Ray: Alright come on Debra please just do it for me. Oh great! Great great. See here’s the problem. You think it’s just her. Well I’m gonna say it. We all know that if my wife wasn’t so snippy all the time, YES I SAID SNIPPY, NONE OF THIS WOULD’VE HAPPENED.
Frank: You’d be snippy too if this one was yammering at you all day long. You got nothing to complain about!
Ray: Hey how do you know what I’ve been going through over there. Okay I actually have to live with her. Alright so don’t start with me CAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HECK YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT.
(Frank gets up from his chair)
Robert: Wow!
Frank: Let me ask you something pal. What’ve you had? A tough week? WELL I’VE BEEN LIVING WITH YOUR MOTHER SINCE…..BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.
Ray: Well she wouldn’t let the twins tell a knock-knock joke.
Frank: SHE’S RIGHT! Knock knock jokes wreak.
Ray: WELL THAT'S NOT THE POINT. MOM CAME OVER WITH HER FRIENDS TO SHOW HOW CUTE THE TWINS ARE TELLING KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES AND DEBRA COULDN’T EVEN GIVE HER THAT LITTLE BIT OF JOY.
Frank: (Yelling) WELL WHO THE HECK IS MARIE TO COME BARGING IN HERE DEMANDING JOY WHEN DEBRA'S TOO BUSY WITH THE DAINN KIDS?
Ray: SHE DIDN’T HAVE TO BE SO UNPLEASANT.
Frank: UNPLEASANT IS THE ONLY THING THAT GETS THROUGH TO HER. HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THE WAY I AM? I USED TO BE A GENTLEMEN!
Ray: YOU WERE NEVER A GENTLEMEN. YOU NEVER GAVE MY MOM RESPECT. YOU WERE AS CRAZY AS DEBRA.
Frank: OH THAT’S SOME WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHER.
Ray: YOU’RE LUCKY I’M TALKING TO YOU.
Frank: I DON’T OFTEN TALK TO YOU.
Robert: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SIT DOWN
Ray: I will sit down!
(Robert is in the middle of Marie and Debra knocking some sense into them both)
Robert: Look what your fight is doing to this family. It's Mother’s Day! And you’re ruining it. This day is suppose to be for appreciating each other not shutting each other out. You should not be wallowing in hatred. You should wallowing in a beautiful brunch of Belgian waffles and berries. And sausages of both leak and patty. Now I know that when we’re mad and hurt we can only see the negative in the other person. But you two mother’s know deep down, how you feel about each other, how much you care about each other and how much….how much you two love each other.
Frank: Yeah what do you say Marie? Can we eat?
Marie: You can but I’m not.
Debra: AND NEITHER AM I I LOST MY APPETITE!
(Debra and Marie walk away on separate sides)
Robert: COME ON!”
Next after the Mother's Day scene, I do a new installment of the Disney Entertainment segment, I present the full show the Disney Festival of Fantasy parade. I take you to Disney's Magic Kingdom in Main Street USA in front of the Cinderella Castle to enjoy a good view of the show and see the castle as well.
Disney's Festival of Fantasy Parade
Celebrate the spirit of Disney as Magic Kingdom park comes alive with music and dance during a tribute to the tales of Fantasyland.
Magic Marches Down the Street
The unbridled enchantment and vivid pageantry of Fantasyland-and its many inhabitants-winds its way through the park in a thrilling parade spectacular. The dazzling mix of floats, motion and original music will keep you humming along for days to come.
See Disney Characters and Much More
Be a part of this grand gala, with spectacular, state-of-the-art floats starring some of your favorite Disney Characters from Tangled, Peter Pan and The Little Mermaid. It’s a festival of fun for everyone!
The parade begins in Frontierland in Magic Kingdom and continues working its way to Liberty Square and over to Main Street USA. You can see the parade going live at Magic Kingdom only at 3PM everyday.
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