lmao! "a giant thought bubble with nothing inside it" this guy is a genius
@Badgersj
3 жыл бұрын
I just love that, Rooney, 'A minor hurler from Offaly who got lucky'
@Szaam
9 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't matter how nice the flat is in Hong Kong; you can take the boy out of the Maasai Mara, he's going to want to kill a lion eventually. And that's going to fuck up your feng shui." Fucking hell that's brilliant.
@siennas3186
7 жыл бұрын
A marriage of stereotypes....:-P
@ginabell694
6 жыл бұрын
Szaam i read this exactly as he said it. Lol
@mbangura56
6 жыл бұрын
A bit of Scooby doo voice when saying "eventually" 😅
@Vivalier
10 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! I've seen Dara on panel shows, but never in stand-up. This guy is hilarious! I have tears in my eyes. Love it!
@Plethorality
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I scared myself!
@ethanlappin
2 жыл бұрын
He's easily one of the best stand-ups going. I probably watch all his shows like twice a year and they still kill me
@Sepilein1
2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanlappin you really had to be there every performance...I keep finding new bits from old shows and they are all so fking brilliant. Also its funny to know the polished joke when you hear an earlier version of it^^ The taitoh(I'm guessing the brand spelling) chips/crisps story is one of my favorites that I have only seen him do once.
@josephinemonahan915
10 ай бұрын
@@Sepilein1Tayto😉
@emmaohanlon6249
9 жыл бұрын
'were really gonna have to start getting over that now' lol
@aidangriffiths5075
4 жыл бұрын
Never!! 😂
@MirkRobinson
12 жыл бұрын
So fast and funny, easily the cleverest comedian of our modern era.
@alin1975
14 жыл бұрын
My absolute fav stand up comedian. The most naturally funny guy i have seen on stage.
@RizzlerXIII
7 жыл бұрын
That "trespassing" bit was the best
@questcecestlepoint
12 жыл бұрын
"The fuckin head on him" ...most commonly used phrase in Offaly!! haha
@pppatsy
12 жыл бұрын
My favourite Dara clip. GENIUS.
@donedennison9237
8 жыл бұрын
That's gonna fook up your feng shui! lol
@CityzenJane
14 жыл бұрын
"well ye left quite a bit out" - LOL
@mickkOC
13 жыл бұрын
This is the best way of studying Irish history I've ever found.
@glennskiwills4604
7 жыл бұрын
He was on fire!
@asaidkhan3540
11 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I can't stop laughing after the mixed marriage bit...
@Aaberg123
14 жыл бұрын
I've only just discovered him, and yes, he's truly hilarious, and seemingly educated.
@rollothecat2010
4 жыл бұрын
Seemingly? How gracious of you to say so.
@josephinemonahan915
10 ай бұрын
@@rollothecat2010yes!...Seemingly 😂..that person is not the smartest bulb in the box....obviously has no clue about how intelligent Dara is🤣
@rollothecat2010
10 ай бұрын
@@josephinemonahan915 Just because someone has university/college degrees does not mean they have common sense or emotional intelligence. Just book learning is not the same as having common sense. I like Dara very much. I first saw him on Would I Lie To You (WILTY). I believe all the seasons and episodes have been posted by various people on KZitem. That is where I watch them because I am in the USA. I have to go in another room from my husband because I laugh too loud when watching it.
@jam4brains1
14 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing this! I just spilt my tea laughing!!! ;-)
@pppatsy
12 жыл бұрын
he totally kills me! love the fruedian slip at the end!
@nishbrown
14 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can watch this and LMAO @ the 9/11 joke! Terrorists=FAIL!! This guy is a riot!!
@spr66
13 жыл бұрын
Dara is brilliant.
@thedolphin5428
3 жыл бұрын
Loved the bit at 9:50 when Jesus said: "Jesus, if doze fookin' kids don't get out of my fookin' garden ..."
@popazz1
13 жыл бұрын
My fecking ribs ache,lol.The man is a comic genius! It makes me proud to have just the tiniest drop of Irish blood coursing through my veins,along with the Jamesons,lol.
@AndyoftheMages
15 жыл бұрын
I can't wait till Dara does some new stuff. He's truly one of the greatest comedians of all time.
@Svatopluk
9 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious.
@mrwellingtonvondukeiii4276
7 жыл бұрын
Svatopluk indeed
@chachee99
14 жыл бұрын
Dara is a genius.
@Madcapredcap
4 жыл бұрын
*gasp* a Dara O'Briain special before 2010!
@justjames1111
14 жыл бұрын
He is just so funny, I was crying with laughter, only my brother John does that to me.
@LondonPride25
13 жыл бұрын
Love Dara, the guy's a mix between a genuinely hilarious comedian and a fucking brainbox.
@dcdoyle
14 жыл бұрын
man its like 700 nearly 800 years .. i agree totaly with u there mate
@bujin1977
14 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing to come out of Ireland since Father Ted!
@TristanBanks
12 жыл бұрын
i know!! i said it was unjust but that was a VERY long time ago and i know for a fact that no one can remember any of that because they weren't alive!! my point was that there are always innocent people in any conflict( 'clash of cultures' if you will) and i think my grasp of irish history is greater than you think i myself being half irish and living there for a considerable amount of years. i know plenty of irish people who dont give a damn about any of this because its 300 years old!!
@Whateverhasbeenmynameforyears
9 жыл бұрын
The captioning is amusing. I was having trouble with his mumbling at points.
@danwic
8 жыл бұрын
someone needs to tell youtube about the norn irsh accent :p
@playingforbritain
8 жыл бұрын
+danwic (Hate to be pedantic, but it is rather important here; he said he's from Dublin, which is ROI)
@graceygrumble
7 жыл бұрын
He was educated in Dublin, but he's from Bray, which is in Wicklow. It's just another day for me in Pedants' Paradise! ;) x
@hughes7520
14 жыл бұрын
I'm English and proud, and this guy is fucking hilarious.
@sesanner
12 жыл бұрын
Laughing so loudly, I fear the neighbors will complain. What a man!
@fishmanvii7816
6 жыл бұрын
Ha ,my Dad served in Ireland when things were calming down but the place where he was stationed was bombed and he was asleep the whole time.
@Madcapredcap
8 жыл бұрын
Considering the number of Chinese people in east Africa, I wonder how common a Chinese-Kenyan marriage is there.
@RexOedipus.
7 жыл бұрын
Madcapredcap Aren't those guys there to mine, be a pmc, whatever the fuck
@MichaelBerthelsen
6 жыл бұрын
It does happen, but not THAT much, as a lot of them are married back in China and are there to earn money for the family back home.
@guzzaroolz
12 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that, as a country, we're anchored next to Ireland. We both coulda done a hell of a lot worse! x
@afrothunde
13 жыл бұрын
sore throat, this hurts so much but worth it.
@NCaradoc2008
11 жыл бұрын
Hilarious,,,but I assume he was being called offstage as he's missed the end bit off the 'Lords Prayer' joke...you know, where the Catholics all say '...Deliver us from Evil, Amen' but the Protestants are all still all smugly carrying on with '...Deliver us from Evil, for THINE is the KINGDOM, the POWER and the GLORY, FOREVER AND EVER. Amen'...lol I've been to a catholic-protestant wedding in Ballydehob and I promise it was just like that, lol.
@ac45green
11 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell.
@jollygoth
13 жыл бұрын
I learned that my great uncle was voted the ugliest man in Ireland. IM SO PROUD!
@greypilgrim228
11 жыл бұрын
here here!
@nettsinthewoods3029
4 жыл бұрын
The Irish telling jokes to the Irish is always the most funny
@duerksjv
12 жыл бұрын
Haha! I'm procrastinating from doing work on a paper about the Easter Rising, and this is what I come across. "We're really gunna have to get over that eventually."
@12thNameITried
13 жыл бұрын
My Dad is an Irish Catholic and my Mum is an English Protestant. I see Dara's point.
@plbuster
12 жыл бұрын
Study of history and sociology (collegiate) is a must...I've never studied psychology so...I'm rather weak on the "individual" and tend to see things at a group level.
@MarekUtd
12 жыл бұрын
Love the bit about Rooney. Haha
@mcmastered1956
13 жыл бұрын
Thank the Gods from all sides there is a Dara O'Briain. ( said in an Irish accent )
@rmcdaniel423
12 жыл бұрын
"...he's going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that's really gonna fook up yer feng shui!"
@TheMichaelb44
11 жыл бұрын
fucking hell i near died laughing there XD
@greypilgrim228
11 жыл бұрын
Anyway the point is, that any outside force comes against us, we all stick together and become tougher than Chinese algebra! Each Country has it's own semi-independent and elected government. We only really have London as an overall parliament now to give a semblance of a centralised command structure. I love Great Britain, and I hope we keep kicking the crap out of each other for generations, Long live 4 great hardy nations!
@jackcloud4728
6 жыл бұрын
true very true internally we can take the piss or hate each other but someone else tries anything you answer to all of us
@MrBoboFace
12 жыл бұрын
I believe much of the confusion stems from the "Old IRA" (pre-1922), the pre-split IRA (1922-1968) and the "Provisional IRA" (IRA splinter group; post-1969). The Provisional IRA has been involved in recent bombings, executions, and civilian deaths (usually mis-identified or collateral). I personally think that anger concerning pre-1969 stupidity shouldn't be used as an excuse for murdering people today. That's over 40 years ago, people - I bet most o' the PIRA members weren't even alive then!
@Isrjisoneavalable
11 ай бұрын
And the IRB who then became the IRA
@emilyalicecollins1563
8 жыл бұрын
is there any video of him doing stuff about his Gran?
@dan333onlyhalfevil
12 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@greypilgrim228
11 жыл бұрын
as Bronn said in Game of Thrones series 1, 'The whole shit stained world could drink off that one!'
@haleygrace1
14 жыл бұрын
lol "IF THOSE KIDS DON'T GET OUT OF MY GARDEN...!"
@TallinnTadgh
10 жыл бұрын
Fantastic as usual Dara. Was this at Vicar St? I can't, but at the same time can totally, believe the York Model Railway museum experience. More power to yer Dara. Could you take on old Nigel Farage in a debate sometime and run rings round him, just for the craic like......oh and to show what a fecked up party he leads.
@Kathilisi
11 жыл бұрын
Funny... in my country the catholics have the same "appendix" to the prayer, so there would be no noticeable difference.
@johnsteiner3417
3 жыл бұрын
"I know what your boys have been up to the last thirty years." Damn, went right there.
@pfiddle
3 жыл бұрын
Where?
@johnsteiner3417
3 жыл бұрын
@@pfiddle He's talking about pedophile priests as a rebuttal to the existence of a god.
@IRISHREM1234
12 жыл бұрын
@Markgangzta Thank You for finally being an Irish voice of reason on all of KZitem!
@xxbananaslicerteehee
11 жыл бұрын
you sir,are a fucking legend.
@jwlbailey
14 жыл бұрын
Planter1619. Lot's of People in Northern Ireland wanted to be part of the UK when the split happened. War of independence in North America was a different story.
@Aegrim
14 жыл бұрын
"HE STARTED IT SIR!" My other point still stands.
@CrownedWithLaurels
14 жыл бұрын
A, his name is Rooney and B..... look at the fuckin' head of him. Brilliant :'D
@duliGirl
15 жыл бұрын
That was fucking great.
@bludgerable
12 жыл бұрын
oh and btw, i love the irish, scottish and welsh :)
@disclaimer.imjokin
Жыл бұрын
Paramount comedy on sky. Jesus bells. I'm back at school
@auraray1
10 жыл бұрын
he he he
@fuzzygoblinwizard
13 жыл бұрын
The boy is going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that is really going to fuck up your fung shui. ahh priceless
@Spiritfilled63146
14 жыл бұрын
Ho MG so funny!!!!
@wifisaysbye
11 жыл бұрын
A lot of Irish humour in here but nevertheless the funniest thing I have ever seen.
@jackcloud4728
6 жыл бұрын
it is in Ireland
@DrDespicable
11 жыл бұрын
Wicklow, I believe...
@SeanVallely
14 жыл бұрын
that was fucking magic!
@teenwitchlovergirl
15 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! He speaks fast! LOL.
@TristanBanks
12 жыл бұрын
i love the way you know nothing about the world if you think it is ever that simple
@EmeraldElkDB
12 жыл бұрын
i watched the first 20 seconds of this video and i knew exactly what the comments section would look like
@bookl0ver
12 жыл бұрын
lol don't forget the welsh there buddy.
@KonijNx2
12 жыл бұрын
@Markgangzta Hear, hear! It's human nature to want to fight against and be passionate for something - they're devoting all their energy to beating a dead horse.
@jlspma
12 жыл бұрын
Stuff like: " hey, did you record this with a potato?? " I actually expected the top comment to be this sentence instead of yours.... i never expected someone to outsmart all those witty trolls, with their potato-filled comebacks. Well done.
@matthiaslaeten4640
11 жыл бұрын
No doubt.
@christoir246
12 жыл бұрын
there is such a variety of accents in Ireland, Daras is a fairly Normal one.
@KelticWoman1
12 жыл бұрын
Dara - there to make us laugh and he sure does (boy would he take the shite out of the eejits who're living in the past commenting below).....
@KonijNx2
12 жыл бұрын
@paulyoldmac What a terribly clever, yet vacuous response.
@Shemesis
13 жыл бұрын
@Phoenix1664 here here!
@IanRowland01
4 жыл бұрын
Apologies if I've missed the information somewhere, can anyone tell me which DVD or show or tour this excerpt is from?
@jayzamann
14 жыл бұрын
whaaaaat i can't believe he didn't finish with the difference in the end of the lords prayer between catholics and protestants. he just trails off after the trespassing.
@LouisaLouisaful
14 жыл бұрын
@costellom5 I'm not exactly sure, but I think it may be Patrick Kieltey, but I'm not certain
@paulyoldmac
12 жыл бұрын
@KonijNx2 you're right,i'll let you go bore someone else,love ya
@knusern666
12 жыл бұрын
@Markgangzta What have the romans ever done for us? "Life of brian" ;)
@ChrissieBear
3 жыл бұрын
In the English version of the Lord's Prayer trespasses is an old timey way of saying transgressions.
@TJ5897
13 жыл бұрын
lol
@conalm51
13 жыл бұрын
look at the fookin head on em lmao
@AlphaCentCom
13 жыл бұрын
Favorited for 7:50 :)
@jimmy2k4o
14 жыл бұрын
@ReadyAimFiyah cmon man that happens every weekend in glasgow
@greypilgrim228
10 жыл бұрын
I didn't say it was, in my revision I said Britain AND the Republic of Ireland, not; Britain including the Republic, see the difference. Right, next time someone slags off our Irelands, I just won't bother sticking up for our pride, shall I? There's always someone that has to correct you on something. Jees!
@ViDeOMaStErPaUl
12 жыл бұрын
@xoxLucyMcxox No but had an Irish grand dad but I got most of my infor from the news documantarys and wikipedia. I also kept up to date on the BBC about the queens visit since it gave some back story to everything (I enjoy history) But we don't get taught anything about it in school we don't even learn we had an empire and that Ireland was part of it I grew thinking Britain has always been this year im 21 now and learned all this at 18 once I left school. I took history for GCSE
@SiliconBong
12 жыл бұрын
*gives you a flower for warning me in advance.
@RAkicksass
12 жыл бұрын
jezus focking chroist this man is a genius
@ShotgunBlues92
15 жыл бұрын
lol, he thinks even faster too
@stgensabu
11 жыл бұрын
Oh a video about irish-english relations...the comments section should be a right laugh
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