Ok so this is happening for a long ass time and only now i know why. I aint deleting your comments KZitem himself is doing it. It also happens to me when i comment in other channels so if your comment disappears after 1,10 seconds its KZitem's fault
@The_Soldier-of_Godrick
3 жыл бұрын
E
@KevinD-nf8jv
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem HQ, the consumer of comments
@illegalman4019
3 жыл бұрын
7:39 This is normal day in Russia) I'm from Russia, capitalists
@mohammadqasimawais9155
2 жыл бұрын
What's the boss theme from 0:00? I havent played Dark Souls in a while.
@GodOfCasuls
2 жыл бұрын
@@mohammadqasimawais9155 its Gael Theme
@madisonc-s5531
3 жыл бұрын
Darth Diabetus....THE WIDE honestly the wide part on the end of the name is such a dark souls thing its fits perfectly
@savekillqqpsounds8473
3 жыл бұрын
Truuuueee
@oscarftb
3 жыл бұрын
Also works with Sir Alonne's theme so good
@jacoblesperance2115
3 жыл бұрын
I shit when I read that Lmfao
@thelizardwizard6772
3 жыл бұрын
wait what's the music used for Darth diabeetus? it sounds like it's from ds3 but I can't put my finger on it and its bugging me terribly
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Its DS2 sir alonne ost
@SilverShards
3 жыл бұрын
The slap was so hard that the kid fell to the dark souls community.
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
He became a hollow then he saw the elden ring leaks to become one slap man
@SilverShards
3 жыл бұрын
@@GodOfCasuls Yo.
@ANormalTVSeries
Жыл бұрын
Wait did the player became the boss and died??
@how_am_i_not_myself
22 күн бұрын
What is the slapping from ?
@TheStreamingEnderman
2 жыл бұрын
Darth Diabetus: I find your lack of weight, disturbing.
@JESUS..IS..GOD.
Ай бұрын
Have time for Christ? Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless. ❤❤😊
@Robkinggozer
29 күн бұрын
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to heart failure.
@texnikozero4934
23 күн бұрын
@@Robkinggozer Have you heard the legend of Darth Insulinus the Wise? Of course not. The Order prefers not to tell this story.
@Robkinggozer
23 күн бұрын
@@texnikozero4934 Sigh... I sense much fat on you.
@adambond8542
3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Diabetus The Wide? He ate so much that he could protect those around him from morbid obesity but not himself."
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Execute order 2 numbers nine
@flaviomonteiro1414
3 жыл бұрын
It's not a story that the KFC would tell you
@adambond8542
3 жыл бұрын
@@flaviomonteiro1414 😂
@uberrobi
3 жыл бұрын
And as he ate the dark moon KFC combo meal he dreamt of a small, pale chicken, fuming with twelve different herbs and spices, dipped in liquid egg embryo and breaded, yay, for it was fortold so by the great General named Sanders
@SamsarasArt
2 жыл бұрын
Kinda like pizza the hutt from spaceballs
@barao390
3 жыл бұрын
The Tentacle Monster was legit some Dark Souls level shit
@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
3 жыл бұрын
Bloodborne
@reximingan9420
3 жыл бұрын
@@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx lovecraftian shit.
@Shinobi-SouLs
3 жыл бұрын
u mean bloodborne, that praying mantis was turning into moon presence
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
@@Shinobi-SouLs i tried to use moon presence ost but i didnt fit
@beregoth85
3 жыл бұрын
What the hell was inside that mantis????????
@trafficcone7344
2 жыл бұрын
The way the “defender of women’s rights” kicked the camera had me dead 💀
@gabuge2928
2 жыл бұрын
Question how is in the no good
@gabuge2928
2 жыл бұрын
I'm asking a serious question
@alil636
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabuge2928 what question...make sense...
@ferrisfrost1320
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna see that original Video
@priyachoudhary9896
2 жыл бұрын
That was epic lmao
@IDKGeorge123
3 жыл бұрын
That parasite coming out of the mantis, that’s some scary shit.
@Hamsterdawn
3 жыл бұрын
pray it won't mutate so it controls humans
@hiddencrow7907
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hamsterdawn we already have things like it, sorry
@popenieafantome9527
3 жыл бұрын
There definitely some hardcore parasites. Keeping the host on the borderline of “alive” to have more time feeding on them. Personal favorites are the tarantula hawk and the mind controlling fungus that have affect ants.
@redfishrambo5761
3 жыл бұрын
Don't play Bloodborne then lol
@MarztheStoic
3 жыл бұрын
Man i would have been out.
@nuggetbox9245
3 жыл бұрын
You only won because Darth Diabetus lets you win, he's clearly the most skilled among the two.
@moongoose8768
3 жыл бұрын
Dude, he dominated green the whole time.
@Banana-cc5rx
3 жыл бұрын
his true identity is unarmored Smough
@hideous_taco_michael_zacki
3 жыл бұрын
@@Banana-cc5rx oh really! It's literally Smough without his hammer and freaking armour.
@mathewestrella6291
3 жыл бұрын
It’s obviously a gimmick fight that’s the only reason he won
@br3hbmc79
3 жыл бұрын
Nah its just like the iron golem fight
@zkryia
2 жыл бұрын
That punch to the kangaroo's face DESTROYED it's ego
@abdullahalmansoori4489
26 күн бұрын
Blud intimidated a fucking kangaroo
@notorious.scoundrel
3 жыл бұрын
Punching a Kangaroo and it leaving is the most Australian thing I've ever seen
@joshludwick8645
3 жыл бұрын
The kangaroo looked completely dumbfounded afterwards lol.
@parthosarathi5333
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshludwick8645 The kangaroo didn't wanted to die by the hands of that man
@wiggitywyw3213
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: kangaroos usually exchange punches before they kick each other and their arms are much weaker than their legs so if a human punches them decently hard they’re gonna assume that the human has legs that would instantly destroy that kangaroo
@GeigermSv
3 жыл бұрын
The kangaroo realized it should be wise to ask to Long Neck Logan, the Emu scholar, a spell to win a war against Australians.
@WinterDragon274
3 жыл бұрын
Peta actually tried to sue that guy over it when he was just protecting his dog.
@natesanil6784
3 жыл бұрын
Dark souls fact: Smoughs armour was based on Darth diabetuses intimidating body
@safwanshahriar4108
3 жыл бұрын
Amazing chest ahead.
@spicynoodlez5726
2 жыл бұрын
Darth diabetus the wide stats Health: 80000 Atk: 42069 Def: Low Stamina: very low Speed: 1
@pg9193
2 жыл бұрын
Intelligence: 2 Charisma: 0 Virginity: Preserved
@guska5543
Жыл бұрын
Greatest enemy : Gnomes
@Glicyi
2 ай бұрын
Clumsiness: Very High
@qbertsandy1367
2 ай бұрын
Defense should be very high
@Random_dude.
2 ай бұрын
Special ability: fard
@andrewleyton6689
3 жыл бұрын
One slap man wasn't a boss? He is the Legendary player that slashes bosses in one hit
@DaTanMan01
3 жыл бұрын
Inferno Plus?
@truthfullyidk2925
2 жыл бұрын
"The only thing they fear is you"
@mynona2491
2 жыл бұрын
That fat Southpark guy?
@null7493
2 жыл бұрын
He's the red phantom that appears and kills all your white phantom buddies
@leandroconti4435
3 жыл бұрын
The tentacle monster is literally the praying hollows who die in 1 hit and transform in a lovecraftian horror
@cavenoises3891
2 жыл бұрын
Nah that's Iudex Gundyr
@QasimAli-to5lk
Жыл бұрын
Pus of man
@crazybroccoli2350
Жыл бұрын
Resident evil
@damusaetrum6742
9 ай бұрын
What even was that though?
@nathansmith5215
9 ай бұрын
@@damusaetrum6742some kind of parasite.
@Myztyrio
2 ай бұрын
They put Darth Diabetus in the game, his name is Godskin Noble
@rossicourvosi218
Ай бұрын
He started out in Dark Souls 1
@SNOWDEVlL
3 жыл бұрын
That parasite coming out of the mantis was more scary than seeing orphan of kos's cutscene
@pieterlindeque7798
3 жыл бұрын
I hate Darth Diabetus. What a dumb fight. He's too fat and armoured you can't do any damage to him, so you have to spend the whole fight slowly luring him to one place so he falls off. Just a more annoying version of the knight from Sekiro.
@averagemohgjoyer456
3 жыл бұрын
Cmon tho u gotta admit he is a very skilled warrior
@triyanuari9473
3 жыл бұрын
And not to mention how slow he move makes this fight takes a lot of time
@Krazycrooin
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking asylum demon
@Contractor48
3 жыл бұрын
Darth Diabetus, the wide needs sekiro’s music not dark souls
@royfourtwentynine5783
3 жыл бұрын
@@averagemohgjoyer456 Nothing but a gimmick. You don't need to use ability, skills, miracles or piromancies or whatever to defeat him: just wait until his medical condition strikes and he's not able to fight anymore.
@GabeJohnson91
2 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, at 11:11 when the music shifted and the camera panned, I was hoping there'd be another turkey in the car lol
@WhyDoINeedToChooseAnAlias
2 ай бұрын
jurassic park esque
@zacheonodom7364
2 ай бұрын
Yo same😂 I thought the turkey was gonna be in there with her
@R0GU351GN4L
2 ай бұрын
Imagine being such a wimp you run from a turkey rather than turning into your roast dinner.
@Jotolink
2 ай бұрын
Why did the turkey cross the road she said😂 and the turkey responded with “I’m gonna kill you”😂
@viltami2270
Ай бұрын
Why you won't lie?
@borealsullivan5486
3 жыл бұрын
The "Tentacle monster" one was genuinely horrifying...
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Lul
@TheJazzDog
3 жыл бұрын
WTF WAS THAT?
@chocolatemilk7390
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJazzDog the tentacle monster
@kim.s.h4514
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheJazzDog They are parasites.
@phonfowo7625
3 жыл бұрын
@@chocolatemilk7390 thats a parasite that controls the mind and body of a cricket, it stays in the water ya know and crickets gp into water and they it that, and eventually crickets will go into your dogs meal and that, but fear the parasite is in friendly terms with us humans
@FlygonSal330
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh whoever taught that dog to use a machete is something else.
@thecartofvideos4766
3 жыл бұрын
That's not just "that dog" and "whoever" thats dollar store Artorias and Sif
@shitbox7853
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine fighting it and it parries you
@Goudafortuna
3 жыл бұрын
@@shitbox7853 phase 2 grave tenders but the wolf can parry 😬.
@GrinningMarionette
3 жыл бұрын
Dogs, much like crabs, intuitively know how to use knives, for some reason.
@idkwtcm984
3 жыл бұрын
@@GrinningMarionette keep my dog away from knifes, noted.
@mynona2491
2 жыл бұрын
Darth Diabethus gave such a good fight just to end as a gimmick boss
@leediaz5690
3 жыл бұрын
Darth Diabetus vs. Obi one-chromosome, a 9gag classic
@byakuyakuchiki7507
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO 🤣😂😂
@KRMLZ01
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated lmao
@thechickenfriedredneck910
3 жыл бұрын
This is funny as fuck!
@flameonyouyesyortube
3 жыл бұрын
TierZoo: Humans are the most dominant build in the history of the meta. That one turkey:
@SuperKiobi13
3 жыл бұрын
I disagree with tier zoo on that if humans are so superior then how come napoleon one of the most dominant human players couldn't defeat a bunch of rabbit mains?
@thechickenfriedredneck910
3 жыл бұрын
Hey that turkey similar to the goose has a massive intimidation buff. The turkey has low HP though so one kick could immobilize it.
@Superschemer34
3 жыл бұрын
I’d be eating that turkey
@Swifty_Joe
2 жыл бұрын
“Aim for its leg” -Slimecicle
@wilcoxway
2 жыл бұрын
@@thechickenfriedredneck910 Turkey's might have low HP but they have a high armor rating. Those feathers are tough enough to block low caliber firearms, hence why you aim for their head when using them for seasonal EXP farming.
@bluefrog1680
Жыл бұрын
Turkey of eternal nightmares:we can’t have any witnesses now can we Sharon?
@zacharyraut151
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but why does Darth Diabetus actually have dark souls like attack animations that is so amazing lmfao
@Z3Milesky
2 жыл бұрын
Hahhaha he fell like his uncle the dragonrider.
@jockseethe9300
2 жыл бұрын
He has that Nameless King Edgewalk
@davidcardozo1758
4 ай бұрын
Whats the theme of Darth diabetes?
@RealPersistences
2 ай бұрын
@@davidcardozo1758i wanna know too
@Truck_Berserk
2 ай бұрын
@@RealPersistencesSir Alonne's ost from ds2
@dragonhuntr2023
3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that no one beat the one slap man he took down all the summons and NPC like it was nothing.
@HekateMGO
3 жыл бұрын
Except the guy at the BBQ, he let him live to spread his legend.
@danielecorsa7777
3 жыл бұрын
That was what happens when a cheater invades you
@Epicboy099
2 жыл бұрын
I did actually beat him when I thought of throwing bombs at him from far away.
@sorentheblade
2 ай бұрын
Let me solo them 😂😂😂
@ParroTiest
2 жыл бұрын
The turkey of eternal nightmare just trying to avenge his fallen comrades
@senyor8774
3 жыл бұрын
I played Meme Souls and this is my opinions about bosses: Kid Slayer fight is simple but difficult, you must have good reflexes. One Slap Man fight is very unique, if you get one hit and you'll die. Trick is using stamina potion(added in this game) and dodging a lot. He is slow and has low HP. The Accursed Cow fight was scary because environment and it's nonsense moves. But once you defeat your fear, it's pretty simple. Darth Diabetus fight was very difficult because it's too long. He got nearly infinite HP and takes less damage than normal. Trick is using environment to make him fall because he is very clumsy. 9.9/10 fight. Fuck Horizontal Woman fight I don't wanna talk about it. At first encounter you think Praying Mantis is a mini-boss because first phase is easy. But Tentacle Monster phase is so hard. Hint: Hit the tentacles. Ancient Trickster is a mini-boss that is awesome. First time you see, you swear. But it's pretty funny. Dog Snatcher mini-boss has bad pattern. It can only fist, kick, move and jump. Disappointing. Skate Destroyer is very regular. Don't need to talk about it. WEEB SLAYER MUST BE LAST BOSS IT'S FUCKIN' HARD. I BEAT HIM IN 20 DAYS. Jenga Tower is a secret boss and it is very easy. Just use a ranged weapon and you can beat it. Squirel is another secret boss and it is a jumpscare. Attention: Very fast. Defender of The Woman Rights is difficult because it's pattern is so complex. Hint: You can know the next move from sound. Pickle Pie is a boss that I think it's a joke. Because you don't even have to kill it. Just run until next bonfire. Turkey mini-boss is simple. It has high damage and always block if you attack first. Don't attack first, just dodge and attack. Chewbacca is an irregular boss. You must gather childheart rose and drop it in front of it's hole. When it's hand is out for take hit it. He is stupid so you can defeat him in this way. Just make Assassin of The Coffee Drinkers follow you and run to Coffee Drinkers lair. Once they have seen each other, they'll start fighting. Coffee Drinker will win. At this point, you kill him with Greatsword of Icetea because he is weak against it. Couldn't understand The Great Cock. I beat him in first try. Don't use shield against Windshield Destroyer. It's pretty easy. Monkey has got a trick. Drop your weapons to ground. He'll take all of them and at last one, he'll get to heavy and fall. Kill him at this point. THIS INSANE BOSS HAS 7 PHASES AND ONCE YOU DIE YOU'LL START FROM BEGINING. I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, THIS SHIT IS HARDER THAN FUCKIN' WEEB SLAYER!
@theparrishshow9803
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, gotta appreciate the hard work put into this
@theparrishshow9803
3 жыл бұрын
What about the plan watcher of eternal insomnia?
@senyor8774
3 жыл бұрын
@@theparrishshow9803 It's the last on with the caps. If you ask the trick for beat it, it has 7 phases and every phase has 7 different moves, at a total of 49 different moves. There is no trick, you must learn them.
@Annexialol
3 жыл бұрын
I find kid slayer hilarious because when he spins the kid around and throws him the only thing I can think of is him saying “So long, gay child!”
@theparrishshow9803
3 жыл бұрын
@@Annexialol That is a gold reference
@MrMaradok
2 жыл бұрын
I can actually see Darth Diabetus, The Wide being a real Sith Lord; Never able to remove enough weight to be considered healthy, Darth Diabetus The Wide channeled his hate and frustration at himself and those who mocked him into his abilities in the The Force. As such, he learned to harness his obesity as a weapon, flinging himself across whole battlefields, like a living wreaking ball. This did not stop the effort from being great, and so he thusly became one of the greatest telekinetics in the galaxy, soon able to “bat” whole battalions aside as if they themselves weighed nothing. He even grew strong enough to continually increase his enemies mass until they where crushed by their own weight.
@ifyoustaywithmeyouwillneve1678
2 жыл бұрын
And doesn't also he have a similar saber style to Darth Vader but swapping hands?
@Glicyi
2 ай бұрын
The Shit Lord
@TheIrishAlchemistIsAnIdiot
Ай бұрын
I need to code this into a game
@hyliano
5 ай бұрын
“defender of women’s rights”, when ally becomes the enemy
@that_high_canadian_guy7675
3 жыл бұрын
And is no one gonna talk about what happened to that child?
@votpavel
3 жыл бұрын
im very curious
@-L.u.c.a.-
3 жыл бұрын
Died
@cobybrushwood5449
3 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the accursed cow that wasn't a cow and I don't know what it was
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
@@cobybrushwood5449 i put "cow"
@tylerlook1752
3 жыл бұрын
I'll talk about it... he was punched in the face and insta went to bed. Thats it.
@Jcarroz
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how many of these “you’ve died” memes I’ve watched, but they never get old.
@rickyp.martin3209
3 жыл бұрын
It's because the feeling is familiar.
@CasualClassical
11 ай бұрын
I actually cried laughing at the turkey of the eternal nightmare 😂 the way it just circled her car menacingly
@raisnhed
3 жыл бұрын
4:46 In all seriousness... Whatever that is needs go extinct immediately.
@notcool4314
3 жыл бұрын
The parasite is known as "Horsehair worms" which target mantis specifically they are usually found in lakes once ingested the worm slowly takes over the mind of the mantis putting it in a zombie like state and usually lives inside the mantis for a month until it is a fully grown worm it will signal the mantis to mindlessly walk in directions hoping to reach waters and breaks out as shown in the video.
@goingtoregretthis3792
3 жыл бұрын
@@notcool4314KILL IT
@shaggy4667
3 жыл бұрын
BURN IT WITH FIRE
@teginalihanguc4284
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaggy4667 fire wont cut it Ill bring the acid
@That_One_Fool
3 жыл бұрын
@@notcool4314 Throw it into Chernoble Water.
@davidfalloutbandit
3 жыл бұрын
Watching that fight with one slap man was painful.. He is such a forgiving boss. His attack is meant to teach the player proper parry timing but none of those noobs could figure it out..
@TheMightyKite
2 жыл бұрын
The Coffee Drinker was the best one, it made me laugh uncontrollably for almost a full 45 seconds.🤣
@lautarobenavides411
3 жыл бұрын
*Darth Diabetus the wide:* "There can only be one of us" Also Darth Diabetus the wide: *Proceeds to eat his opponent*
@darreideamos2309
3 жыл бұрын
The turkey had enough of thanksgiving and decided to take revenge
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
When the Thanksgiving goes wrong
@nitrondersaftige3807
3 жыл бұрын
This time he will feast on the humans, who once did the same to his fellow comrades
@joshwaterman5526
3 жыл бұрын
She was actually terrified which makes it way funnier
@iknowwhoiam1456
3 жыл бұрын
He will haunt that woman's nightmares
@Maltesfilm
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshwaterman5526 I just don’t get how someone can be that scared of a turkey lmao
@francescofilippini9387
3 жыл бұрын
4:18 hahahah, the fall of Darth Diabetus
@MillisecondFourthClockhand
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but those parasitic worms on the praying mantis was terrifying.
@Organicwatermelon123
2 жыл бұрын
Not even kronii could stop them
@ultradriplorddk7800
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr. It was actually really disgusting. What even was that tentacle monster anyway?
@centurionK8
2 жыл бұрын
@@ultradriplorddk7800 type of parasite. Hair warm.
@ultradriplorddk7800
2 жыл бұрын
@@centurionK8 oh
@evilmc.nuggets9983
2 жыл бұрын
BRUH THEY WERE REACHING OUT AT THE KNIFE
@viniciusbernardo2112
2 жыл бұрын
8:40 that attack stance, you can see that a big blow is coming...
@jamesmoriarty4236
2 жыл бұрын
Even stuck his tongue out and everything
@beater7720
2 жыл бұрын
She could've dodged it smh
@priyachoudhary9896
2 жыл бұрын
Noob player, she is.
@classystemplates5041
3 жыл бұрын
youtube recommended this masterpiece
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks dude
@memxnt0_mor1
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@anthonyprice5708
3 жыл бұрын
ok but wtf is that "Chewbacca, Eater of Kids" clip? That's genuinely terrifying
@That_One_Fool
3 жыл бұрын
It's just as mysterious as the Mantis clip. It's on the Internet without anyone knowing how or why.
@sulten7290
3 жыл бұрын
@@That_One_Fool The Mantis clip is not that mysterious these horrifing creatures are called parasites and live in grasshopper, locust and mantis. They have full control over the body after they infected these insects.
@matthewpotts9466
3 жыл бұрын
It was probably just cgi
@ThatAviationGamer
3 жыл бұрын
AT first it looks like a spider, then a dog, and then nothing on planet earth.
@clarkraivencandelaria934
3 жыл бұрын
Game tips : the chewbacca only attack kids who don't listen to their parents
@Hoarahchadtheallgrabbing
2 жыл бұрын
13:44 he came from Sunken Valley
@boogie6419
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about darth diabetus, while I’m looking at the horizontal woman and her ability to exist
@anatolikuznetsov6897
3 жыл бұрын
By the looks of it, horizontal woman is at least a Sgt and sgt's have a bunch of powers, including standing on air
@priyachoudhary9896
2 жыл бұрын
It's that time of the month, gives you amazing powers
@k.cthedogofficialtheog
Жыл бұрын
What horizontal woman
@MattTheMan2708
3 жыл бұрын
All OSTs used in this video: The Kid Slayer, Master of Slaps - Slave Knight Gael (DS3) One Slap Man - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Sister Friede (DS3) The Accursed "Cow" - Terror (BB) Darth Diabetus, The Wide - Sir Alonne (DS2) The Horizontal Woman - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Asylum Demon (DS1) Praying Mantis/The Tentacle Monster - High Lord Wolnir (DS3) The Ancient Trickster - Spear of the Church (DS3) Kangaroo, The Dog Snatcher - Darkeater Midir (DS3) Destroyer of Skateboarders - Nameless King (DS3) Father, The Weeb Slayer - Pontiff Sulyvahn (DS3) Russian Jenga Tower - Dragonslayer Armour (DS3) Squirrel of The Eternal Hunger - Aldrich, Devourer of Gods (DS3) The Defender of Woman Rights - Title Theme (DS3) Pickle Pee, Guardian of Sidewalks - Bell Gargoyles (DS1) Turkey of The Eternal Nightmare - Father Gascoigne (BB) Chewbacca, The Eater of Kids - Cleric Beast (BB) Assassin of Coffee Drinkers/Coffee Drinker - Firelink Shrine (DS3), Gravelord Nito (DS1) The Great Cock - Gaping Dragon (DS1) Kangaroo, The Windshield Destroyer - Darkeater Midir (DS3) Monkey, The Gunslinger - Slave Knight Gael (DS3) The Plan Watcher of The Eternal Insomnia - Asylum Demon (DS1)
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Correct
@martinanorve7007
3 жыл бұрын
Commenting so this one goes up
@ezequielvasquez143
3 жыл бұрын
...
@kiwialforde9913
Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU I've played Dark Souls for so long, I've forgotten what theme is what-- I was looking for Sir Alonne's, because if Dark Souls 2 did one thing right, it had some BOMBASS DLC THEMES
@LouvreJaramill
2 ай бұрын
Shit man thanks you really thanks you you saved me, i was looking the name of the one slap man song especially that epic drop at the beggining song but i was about to lost hope youre my hyero keep in mind that this effort and dedication that you putted in this comment served his purpose anf wasnt for nothing youve h3lped a loy of people
@otakamerd1220
2 ай бұрын
It’s impossible to stance break Darth Diabetus, thank god you summoned that green phantom to assist
@stalk3r905
3 жыл бұрын
The mantis disgusted and scared the shit out of me. Best boss 10/10.
@chara3611
3 жыл бұрын
Do you what just happened with this freaking mantis lmao ? That’s so cursed
@stalk3r905
3 жыл бұрын
@@chara3611 Looks like 2nd phase of Iudyx Gundyr but something glitched.
@arionerron4273
3 жыл бұрын
@@chara3611 probably some kind of parasite
@fabiocandelori9163
3 жыл бұрын
@@arionerron4273 Indeed. The name now eludes me, but it's a parasite that preys on insects and makes them jump in the water and drown, then the parasite comes out of the corpse.
@tatersalad76
3 жыл бұрын
@@fabiocandelori9163 horsehair worm, I think it's mostly in Japan and Taiwan though
@or_the_chef
3 жыл бұрын
The turkey of the enteral nightmare was legendary
@TheConjurersTower
2 жыл бұрын
He's a dinosaur and he knows it.
@McJiver
27 күн бұрын
Darth Diabetus: I AM THE HIGH GROUND!
@abdullahalmansoori4489
26 күн бұрын
And soon, the ground
@then00brathalos
3 жыл бұрын
The best part about darth diabetus is it genuinely looks like a boss sword fight
@Vesperitis
3 жыл бұрын
Darth Diabetus is secretly Smough without his armor.
@Yetaxa
3 жыл бұрын
But as I'm sure you know, smough is *ripped*
@hermetichermitxxxiii8131
2 жыл бұрын
Damn son
@gedoplanet
2 жыл бұрын
Turkey the Eternal Nightmare lmaoooo
@ferretwithagun9886
3 жыл бұрын
Diabetus was actually killed by a massive heart attack from the heavy breathing.
@that_high_canadian_guy7675
3 жыл бұрын
How is everyone max level and not using magic??
@tylerlook1752
3 жыл бұрын
Because swords are more funner
@xao_phan580
3 жыл бұрын
Quality, full strength or full dex builds.
@andyb.4698
15 күн бұрын
Seriously the Concept of Darth Diabetes is sooo good. The boss itself is possible to get beaten after two hits but the real difficultiy is that he can parry any of your hits
@FirstnameLastname-rc4xq
3 жыл бұрын
When the mute kid tells the deaf kid that the blind kid saw the wheelchair kid standing up
@vevo2176
3 жыл бұрын
I hate russian jenga tower fight. The boss is just too passive, don't deal any damage and you can easily beat him. The problem is that you victory makes the arena fall on you and kill you right after victory without giving you a bonfire!
@Mekkanixx
3 жыл бұрын
I want to know whats is that song now haha
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mekkanixx Dragonslayer armor ost
@That_One_Fool
3 жыл бұрын
Dude chill, it's the tutorial boss
@basic2892
3 жыл бұрын
And it resets the boss.
@The_NJG
8 ай бұрын
The Guardian of Sidewalks gives me PTSD of Stormveil Castle from Elden Ring.
@zangy3748
3 жыл бұрын
That turkey wasn't even aggressive. Poor woman got scared for nothing while the turkey probably asked for some food or something x'D
@mushroomwizard1175
3 жыл бұрын
We have an annual turkey problem and lots of people think it’s fun to feed them sometimes. Well when we don’t feed them they get aggressive and start pecking us. One of my friends threw a rock at one that bit his finger and tore a piece of skin off and based on the structure of avian bone he made it run away with a slight limp as we don’t aim to kill unlike some kids so we’d aim at the feet to stun or frighten them with these large pebbles or inch long rocks if it got worse. Once one latched onto my coat and wouldn’t let go, so I took the coat off, grabbed the little shit by the belly, and while it was still wriggling threw it over a nearby fence. These weren’t small birds but nasty 15-30 pound demons that would only be spotted in the morning or evening about the time we’d walk home or to school. The persistent ones always were the worst, as most would waddle away after even moving at them. They usually come twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall. The spring is worse since they have babies and are ferociously guarding them. Edit: to be clear I wrapped my hand around its belly and threw it one handedly over the fence. We haven’t see them in a while so I think they moved to greener pastures.
@justsomeguy144
3 жыл бұрын
@@mushroomwizard1175 somebody should make a souls-like game where all the enemies are turkies and the final boss is the king of all turkies
@mushroomwizard1175
3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguy144 The Soul of the Forsaken Roast
@CorgeekWx
3 жыл бұрын
*The Kid Slayer* has high attack and very quick moves: I suggest waiting until late game to fight him or stock up on Estus before fighting him: Access to his arena early is hard to miss makes this battle *One Slap Man* is almost impossible: Best hope is he misses a slap, which is rare *The Accursed Cow* is more of a Tutorial then an actual fight: If you can roll away this boss is super easy. But we can all remember our first time fighting him and getting charged at and getting absolutely obliterated *Darth Diabetus, The Wide* is infamous due to his high health due to his fat cells and high damage: His moves are slightly telegraphed, but are still hard to dodge: I suggest fighting him as your final boss as he is immune to most damage outside of tripping, and because of his weigh if he trips you can get some damage. *The Tentacle Monster* can catch you and OHKO in a single attack: Avoid his telegraphed grab attack and your fine, also aim for the head *Father, The Weeb Slayer* can disable tour weapon, making it a Gun vs Fist fight: Just stay behind him and it's easier *Russian Jenga Tower* is way to easy: Kill and when it collapses run away: it's probably your second boss so facing it as early as possible is useless *Pickle Pee, Sidewalk Guardian* is a load of crap for melee fighters: You literally need a ranged weapon to hit it while on your bike: They need to nerf it's damage so melee fighting it is viable *Turkey of the Eternal Nightmare* seems like you should stay far away: but all it does is follow you, so go in there and finish it: Only problem is its Fear AoE blast which half's your damage, but it does minimal damage anyways: It's basically True King Allant
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@absupinhere
Жыл бұрын
Could someone tell me what was going on with that kid slayer? The hit looked real but the kids being goofy made it look like a skit.
@dr.sandflea810
3 жыл бұрын
5:45 mad respect for this guy
@johncarte340
2 жыл бұрын
This is proof you can put an amazing score and sound effects on just about anything and make it pretty epic.
@Jdoggdavis
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine all the "beware fatty ahead👆" messages there would be leading up to Darth Diabetus
@flameyboy4184
3 жыл бұрын
I’m assembling a team to beat the kid slayer, anyone want to join?
@xiimorgan967
3 жыл бұрын
He's too powerful
@sneedseedandfeed-formerlyc9160
3 жыл бұрын
They say the age of heroes will never come again
@idkwtcm984
3 жыл бұрын
I will put my summon sign outside the boss arena.
@themusicplays3576
3 жыл бұрын
I’m here
@sebastianlybrand3704
3 жыл бұрын
I'm here
@trickytroll2990
Ай бұрын
I've never played Dark Souls, but this is one of the best compilation videos I've ever seen 😂
@LieberMisantroph
Ай бұрын
Please Play it 😢❤
@trickytroll2990
Ай бұрын
@@LieberMisantroph Kid Slayer makes me want to
@Flyhunter241
3 жыл бұрын
"Sif is dumb, wolves can't use swords".
@hunterclementine3268
3 жыл бұрын
So we not gonna talk about the fact that the kid at 12:18 just was grapped and vanished, tf was that that grabbed her?
@night00glider
3 жыл бұрын
From a movie I think
@mistermonster6220
3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that part made me laugh
@nevada1905
3 жыл бұрын
Thats why people jump before enter the bed
@That_One_Fool
3 жыл бұрын
No one knows
@lizzardborn2645
3 жыл бұрын
chewbacca
@httydfan7060
2 жыл бұрын
the turkey has had enough to be in the thanksgiving menu 💀
@galaxydragon1234
3 жыл бұрын
13:24 Planet of Apes foreshadowing
@miguedady
3 жыл бұрын
that video is actually a promo for planet of the apes
@ManicallyMetal
3 жыл бұрын
@@miguedady resident evil 5 actually from memory
@That_One_Fool
3 жыл бұрын
The Monke of Hydration-Saving
@resra45
3 жыл бұрын
Darth diabetes the wide got me raging hard, especially his second phase where he uses the power of diabetes to empower himself.
@genghisj1372
Ай бұрын
man, you gotta trick him to go over the ledge,he'll trip and fall and die instantly. Just like the armored knight in sekiro, except you can't kick him
@cherryscarlett
2 жыл бұрын
2:07 _that's literally a skin walker.. which reminds me, Sieg unlocked his Sharingan to "see" through Skinwalker camouflage.. the first one spotted was unmasked and attacked until it broke its human shape and started screaming (being held in place by magic) as it was being killed_ (in Valhalla, among the mongrels) the first 'visible' group of Skinwalkers (with weaker camouflage) is now discovered.. a large pack (half a dozen) is hiding somewhere in South-East Canada.. probably refugees from the Midwest (north of Mexico somewhere, where they used natural isolation to hide themselves from large groups)
@nikolaosboukouvalas449
3 жыл бұрын
5:59: When your one-shot, glass-cannon, hyper build fails.
@LunaVictoria9
3 жыл бұрын
When you can't even crack a smile at the first clip because Gaels theme hits too hard...
@Robloxplayer7p7
2 ай бұрын
13:50 he’s gonna come back to his tribe and tell them what he got IMAGINE HOW MANY TRIBES HE CAN RULE
@stefantomic5086
3 жыл бұрын
The dude who punched kangaroo has my respect,because if kangaroo decided to fight back,things would have ended differently
@JuanRodriguez-fg4ji
2 жыл бұрын
U see the way my man 🤣 the kangaroo stood there and looked at him like "Did u just punched me wtf is wrong with u"
@Walterthefriendly
Ай бұрын
Their back legs have super claws. Their preferred method of killing people is drowning. Slash and drag and drown. Careful for that kick!
@MattBoy26
3 жыл бұрын
4:47 When you think you‘ve defeated the boss but there‘s a second stage.
@snakeeyesshira7926
3 жыл бұрын
Whats that smell? oh the third phase of sister friede its enough to make a man sick
@Thanoss.13
3 жыл бұрын
Lady butterfly
@crazyworldoutthere4379
2 жыл бұрын
What was that
@invincible3246
2 ай бұрын
@@crazyworldoutthere4379Pretty sure it's a parasite
@SynysterProjects
2 жыл бұрын
3:21 ah I love this cutscene. Best mid-boss scene ever.
@martianmilfhunter6229
3 жыл бұрын
The mantis was true horror....
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
Hearting all comments. Its the best i can do since i cant find a video to make a meme of it in 2 weeks
@tylerlook1752
3 жыл бұрын
Lol its all good take your time!
@emirzekiucan6998
3 жыл бұрын
Dude it is the best dark souls meme complication vid I have ever seen and thank you for not using just the vordt's theme. This vid may be revolutionary for souls meme videos too
@eduardodias2073
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xYetmqtvkJmJloY
@tylerlook1752
3 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodias2073 all those tricked people showing to watch a video that nobody wanted to see 🤣
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodias2073 jokes on you i know the link
@KoalazDank0420
2 жыл бұрын
POV: you just got killed out of nowhere by the dragon on the bridge after defeating Taurus demon.
@patricodonnell8805
3 жыл бұрын
Dearth diabetus the wide... holy shit I’m dying. That made my fucking week
@hallowedwhisper2365
3 жыл бұрын
I love the woman freaking out because the turkey is not attacking her.
@kersgod3638
3 жыл бұрын
Turkey was like: wassup can a turk come in your car?
@kubexkubex5811
3 жыл бұрын
Turkey: Fu.. the food chain. I'm the predator now!
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
@@kersgod3638 maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you do get some turkeys on your table
@guilhermecosta27
3 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: the turkey name is Cujo
@spardiaspardia2647
3 жыл бұрын
It is a w0man what You expect...? :-)
@eduardokrummenauer9037
Ай бұрын
Came for darth diabetus, ended up staying for the rest
@nsgg2178
2 жыл бұрын
Bro defender of woman’s right charged up the kick as if it was a slow mo
@cogahan
3 жыл бұрын
I love how you can see how hard he tries not to smile/laugh at 1:08 - 1:13
@goddessahri2838
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how a lot of memes die but dark souls or doom slayer memes will never die they are quality memes.
@Ysumbruh0
3 жыл бұрын
Memes will die but doom is eternal.
@empty2757
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ysumbruh0 i see what you did there
@emdeejay7432
2 ай бұрын
When the monkey bossfight came one I didn't know which one they were talking about. 😂
@anormalyoutubecommenter8321
3 жыл бұрын
Source on the Darth Diabetus part? That was way too good lmao
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/qZWQn6OofYVpZ5g
@toothemaxx4027
3 жыл бұрын
Or just watch idubbz documentary on him: full force
@itsprod.472
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed lol
@tylerlook1752
3 жыл бұрын
@@toothemaxx4027 he did great on that
@gabrielsato5555
3 жыл бұрын
He 's loading the attack at 2:32
@eternalnate
3 жыл бұрын
Some of these, like the Turkey should inflict status damage, like terror
@GodOfCasuls
3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? The woman was already in terror. That turkey couldve ripped her in pieces. I had to cut it because things got preety graphic after that 😳
@anoydorang3863
3 жыл бұрын
That is sekiro my man
@bruhimwin9917
2 жыл бұрын
2:25 This fu,king iron sound breaks my brain lol
@bhekumuzintabeni3208
3 жыл бұрын
Monkey... The Gunslinger🤣🤣🤣 the music was perfectly timed too. Nice!
@theratman6468
3 жыл бұрын
13:14 Is nobody gonna talk about how actually intimidating this is?
@theotheseaeagle
2 жыл бұрын
This channel deserves more subscribers
@GodOfCasuls
2 жыл бұрын
Based 🗿
@TheExodian
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh when he punched that kangaroo, it lagged and couldn’t figure out what was going on
@GourmandRamsey
2 ай бұрын
(stole this info off the austrailian market) kangaroos usually have most of their power in their legs, so the kangaroo most likely thought the guy was gonna decimate him with his legs as he put some force in that punch.
@scoobertdoobert9800
2 жыл бұрын
The thing that made me laugh the hardest about this whole comp was trying to skip past the turkey of the eternal nightmare like 4 times and failing because it goes on for so goddamn long lmao
@blackE1114
17 күн бұрын
"What do we do? Do we throw something at him? I cant throw my camera!" Bro charge him screaming, either u fight or he fuggs off. Too funny to be that afraid
@TanukiBuki
3 жыл бұрын
So, fun fact, the tentacle monster is actually a *group* of horsehair worms! They mate while exiting the host (which is why there's a knot between them- they wrap around each other so much, they can get tied up) and lay their eggs in water to continue the cycle.
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