A polite gesture is always a lovely way to commence a video full of swearing!
@captainfrank01
5 жыл бұрын
"Thank you" - nice!
@michaelmurray3800
5 жыл бұрын
At least it was a short month so the wait wasn't as long.
@facehighfive
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kuzia2002cat He does
@charmio
3 жыл бұрын
10:22 " it's a stop sign, it means you come to a complete stop, that's why it says stop on it" 😂 Quote of the year!
@Madnat01
3 жыл бұрын
but did you notice that even the dashcammer didnt even do what he was preaching, he didnt even go to a complete stop himself
@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
3 жыл бұрын
@@Madnat01 Yes LOL! how could he not know he didnt stop? Hmmmmm
@patrickblock2477
3 жыл бұрын
To most it's stop at a stop sign, others it's Smoke Tires On Pavement
@MementoMori0915
Жыл бұрын
I want that a sticker for my car. 😂
@DESTRUCTO1617
5 жыл бұрын
1:49 ute moves slightly forward, falcon commences random burnout
@AidosTheMan
5 жыл бұрын
lmao wtf
@bennyrocks1982
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I read that in Sir David Attenborougha's voice "ute moves slightly forward, falcon commences random burnout to show its dominance to its lesser 4 wheeled species"
@jacintarene_
5 жыл бұрын
What can you expect from a falcon
@falconpowerful2362
5 жыл бұрын
Baddriversoz oh boo hoo. I find that people who feign superiority are generally attempting to divert attention away from their own flaws, or they have their head so far up their own arse that they can't see that they're not close to perfect either.
@hardcorewally
5 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how the NPCs in GTA Online are like.
@notadev1590
5 жыл бұрын
I love the guy at 10:25 "That's why it says stop on it". Hahaha bloody legend
@youcanEAD
5 жыл бұрын
I love how excited that guy was about the mattress
@snoochpounder
5 жыл бұрын
A good mattress can be lifechanging
@youcanEAD
5 жыл бұрын
@@snoochpounder too true
@rickdevault2535
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I think he wet himself.
@kuhboom22
5 жыл бұрын
Me too. "There goes the mattress!! AAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"
@MrsTabby1963
5 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed. I'd like one that says "sorry" too, for when I fuck up.
@terence.pereira
5 жыл бұрын
7:40 has anyone ever been that excited by a flying mattress?
@shazattack3711
5 жыл бұрын
* slowly raises hand
@ZIGSVIDS
5 жыл бұрын
Only some loser with no life.
@shazattack3711
5 жыл бұрын
@@ZIGSVIDS Daaanng... someone just got triggered, find a safe space. Don't worry little snowflake it will be winter soon
@shazattack3711
5 жыл бұрын
@@ZIGSVIDS lmao, don't tell me all your pent up sexual hostility is because your "one of those people who's lost a mattress from the back of a trailer"?... 😜
@shazattack3711
5 жыл бұрын
@@ZIGSVIDS lol, you just described your own action and attitude in this comments section, smh... I am keen to know what about this video has triggered such an angry response, when most other people are cracking jokes... smh.
@JustForRita
5 жыл бұрын
"There goes the mattress!" *evil clown laugh*
@dougodyssey50
5 жыл бұрын
Juggalo.
@JT-93
5 жыл бұрын
Was nowhere near that funny
@MrHenkkkie
5 жыл бұрын
@@JT-93 Indeed, my dad got into an accident like this. A few cars ahead someone lost part of a sofa from his trailer and it ended up on my dads lane. Due to a hill he couldn't see the object in time and he had to brake really hard because he didn't know what it was. Then someone slammed into the back. The sofa-guy stopped his car in the distance and casually walked back to pick up the cushions, didn't give a shit and drove off.
@michaelmurray3800
5 жыл бұрын
How do you make the text bold?
@MeppyMan
5 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmurray3800 *yeah how did they do that??*
@calledtrout2309
3 жыл бұрын
10:10 "Mate, Its a STOP sign. Which means you come to a complete STOP. Thats why it says STOP on it." 😂😂😂
@Madnat01
3 жыл бұрын
but did you notice that even the dashcammer didnt even do what he was preaching, he didnt even go to a complete stop himself
@giantcrayfish2866
3 жыл бұрын
@@Madnat01 almost as if there was a car crawlin up his ass
@MrKorupta
5 жыл бұрын
Only thing i dont like about these compilations is waiting a month for them.
@bloominarty839
5 жыл бұрын
yeah, and i don't like when they finish :)
@MeppyMan
5 жыл бұрын
They release videos regularly on their Facebook page.
@MrKorupta
5 жыл бұрын
@@MeppyMan but if i watch those it will spoil the compilation.
@MrKorupta
5 жыл бұрын
and i dont facebook
@MrKorupta
5 жыл бұрын
@reality 101 have another beer mate.
@lyndsay80
5 жыл бұрын
3:36 Walking *backwards* across Brunswick St, Fitzroy? You're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, are you mate?
@Mr7vwf8nzi
5 жыл бұрын
lyndsay80 well it is Fitzroy. They’re space cadets.
@Reactordrone
5 жыл бұрын
He needed to be holding an imaginary pane of glass.
@elburto5387
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mr7vwf8nzi *They're. Are you from Fitzroy?
@Mr7vwf8nzi
5 жыл бұрын
El Burto sorry Mr space cadet happy now? hope you can sleep tonight.
@dgphi
5 жыл бұрын
He is not the smartest sandwich at the picnic.
@declankirby8013
5 жыл бұрын
this month on Hey I Know That Place
@MrRedcarpet02
5 жыл бұрын
I saw an area near my house, unless I'm mistaken. Glad I don't drive
@dragonzlucas
5 жыл бұрын
I always vaguely recognise places but in this video there was a place I drive past all the time. Its the first time I've seen a place and been like "I definitely know where that is"
@macf4426
5 жыл бұрын
_"this month on Hey I Know That Place"_ AKA: "Shit, I hope I'm not in any of the clips" 😉
@pjmack75
5 жыл бұрын
I do that too. Constantly checking signs to see where they were. The brake check with the small car vs the 4wd in this one is near my work.
@thegibbonisreal
5 жыл бұрын
Evidence... Utes,Bogans,Road Trains,Inability to drive in rain,Optional red lights,Driving on the 'correct' side of the road,World class swearing,V8 burnouts. Conclusion..... Probably Australia (though the lack of Roo's,people saying G'day and massive fuck off spiders leaves some lingering doubt).
@dylantaylor9707
4 жыл бұрын
10:24 "that's why it says StOp"
@xxalizdenxx9871
4 жыл бұрын
"yOu WaNna RaCe?"
@andrewkemp1882
4 жыл бұрын
If only most people in this country actually did stop at stop signs.
@georginamercier1942
3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewkemp1882 in Ontario Canada it is no better unfortunately
@airwipe1639
3 жыл бұрын
@@georginamercier1942 anywhere in the world
@coolnoah8183
3 жыл бұрын
I died at that delivery 🤣
@Warewolfgirl1
5 жыл бұрын
"That's red" "Wow Van" "That was so red"
@dav00ss
5 жыл бұрын
I feel this is how young SJW's talk.
@jasonedwardpollock
5 жыл бұрын
What do 'SJWs' have to do with anything?
@getfucked7620
5 жыл бұрын
How soyboys talk
@ozlemz2673
5 жыл бұрын
i couldn't stop laughing at that lmao
@colonelfatass
5 жыл бұрын
@Alex Bellany You hit the nail on the head. NPCs need memetic phrases to feel like they're part of something bigger, and hence have some form of value. Disturbing and disappointing state of humanity we're in.
@Sangheili1000
5 жыл бұрын
10:09 "Mate you wanna carry on with your horn, it's a stop sign, that means you come to a complete stop. That's why it says stop on it." - Australian proverb
@JamesHargrave1991
5 жыл бұрын
The best comment out of this video...how he just schools him on what a stop sign means haha
@jagers88
5 жыл бұрын
@@JamesHargrave1991 even funnier is that nowhere in the video did the first guy come to an actual stop, he too rolled trough the stopsign
@indym8523
5 жыл бұрын
jagers88 probably because he instinctively started to drive when he pressured him with his horn.
@jagers88
5 жыл бұрын
@@indym8523 Nope, hes still moving before the guy honks
@jagers88
5 жыл бұрын
@@wifibattler7890 tell that to the police when they stop you for running a stopsign, atleast here in sweden, the law says all 4 wheels must be at a complete stop at some point before you can start rolling again
@christopherredhead4182
5 жыл бұрын
10:25 'thats why it says STOP on it' 😂😂
@bjranga
5 жыл бұрын
too complicated an explanation for some people
@mylesiswhite4122
5 жыл бұрын
Christopher Redhead instructions unclear ended up doing burnouts in an intersection
@Aviationlord7742
5 жыл бұрын
People who honk at you when you stop at stop signs need to resit their test every year
@pnutz_2
5 жыл бұрын
@@bjranga start clobbering them like in the joke
@aussiebloke609
5 жыл бұрын
STOP: Slight Tap On Pedal. No?
@Maniwasaki
5 жыл бұрын
11:30 CAR: okay, trailer, follow me around this roundabout... Trailer: No
@joshuaspath6923
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think that car had a trailer hitch to begin with.
@nniffa393
5 жыл бұрын
7:50 "THERE GOES THE MATTRESS!" lol
@hownottoadult1014
5 жыл бұрын
They must be memory foam
@dougodyssey50
5 жыл бұрын
Cue insane laughter for some reason.
@AlexeiWatson
5 жыл бұрын
'lol' doesn't quite cover it though hey.
@DCPTF2
5 жыл бұрын
He says it like someone on the footy right before a goal
@sarahbarton4977
5 жыл бұрын
nniffa he did a Mario laugh
@MKPatrolGuy
5 жыл бұрын
1:24 - What peanut road rages with their company name and number all over their vehicle?
@dougodyssey50
5 жыл бұрын
A peanut who hates his business.
@roland985
5 жыл бұрын
@@dougodyssey50 call em!
@jarrodshipard
5 жыл бұрын
@@roland985 Their Facebook page. facebook.com/fastidiousclean/
@nickc6378
5 жыл бұрын
Fastidious !? More like fat idiots!
@scorpionracer3541
5 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Didn't achieve anything. Just showed 32k viewers (rn) what sorta idiots run the business
@dandelionsdandelions1517
5 жыл бұрын
The man speaking at 7:33 has a natural radio voice.
@macf4426
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he does have that radio quality to his voice. ...where as the guy at 4:42 has the voice of a cricket commentator 😂
@dandelionsdandelions1517
5 жыл бұрын
@@macf4426 Haha so true, love it! 😂 I don't live far from where that happened too.
@falconpowerful2362
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought it was old-mate listening to the radio at first, until I realised it was _him_ commenting on the mattresses.
@Wowzamagoogification
5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it was the radio to begin with.
@Rand1er
5 жыл бұрын
... and the laugh of a crazy clown.
@schalkbloem789
4 жыл бұрын
7:32...his laugh and describing the situation is priceless....like doing horse racing commentating....LMFAO
@scottread
5 жыл бұрын
7:51 the guy laughing at the flying mattress - that's a mental laugh 😂😂
@tonysuda9066
3 жыл бұрын
I full expect the circus theme after that laugh.. oh well.at least it wasn't a dr evil laugh like muhhhaaaaaa tatas haaa
@Clarence10169
3 жыл бұрын
You have to wonder about people that get that much enjoyment from someone's misfortune
@randomdude4669
Жыл бұрын
@@Clarence10169 its concerning how common it is in aus
@ilovemyfood7012
5 жыл бұрын
Hi everyone. Probably no one will see this but i am the cam driver from 8:20. I've learnt a lesson, to never use my horn again and let idiots be idiots, but as i am a young female girl (still on my p's) who did get threatened by the corolla driver and got spat on, i did send it to police. Possibly was my fault for aggravating him but i dont think people like him should be on the roads.
@dgphi
5 жыл бұрын
I think that a beep on the horn is appropriate. People sometimes make mistakes or errors of judgement, and it's good to let them know. Normal people will feel embarrassed and learn from it. But yes, erratic drivers can be erratic in other ways too, so it's not good to aggravate them.
@warner72
5 жыл бұрын
Im curious as to where it unfolded. Was it in the western suburbs of Melbourne?
@ilovemyfood7012
5 жыл бұрын
@@jazzycat8917 oh yeah i really regret stopping. Never again will i involve myself with such people. I can only hope he doesnt hurt someone else
@ilovemyfood7012
5 жыл бұрын
@@warner72 Sydney rd exit, on the western ring road in melb
@xmarishx2472
5 жыл бұрын
you did the right thing using your horn, but just stopping and arguing probably wasn't the best thing, not only does it make the situation worse with the other driver, your obstructing traffic, which can get you a ticket btw.
@veeveehase
5 жыл бұрын
4:25 that door is super closed now :'D
@ivot1761
4 жыл бұрын
LoL yep! It was instant karma too. They threw a piece of tissue or paper or something out of the car and then bang!, the door gets closed for them by the pole!
@issycs8678
5 жыл бұрын
“That’s red. Wow van. That was so red.”
@cesarepampena7740
5 жыл бұрын
0:05 At least their strict road authorities praise some considerate drivers...
@ronzo0
5 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember the "Drive Right" program in VIC about a decade or more ago? The emergency service drivers would monitor participating cars and those who drove well got prizes / draw or something along those lines
@t.p.ggaming3884
5 жыл бұрын
4:52 Cam car wasn't paying attention, Full 2.5 seconds from the moment the car in front put his brakes on until the cam car slammed on the anchors
@juliehowe3
4 жыл бұрын
I noice the slow reaction times in so many of these videos. They seem to be more focussed on hitting their horns than actually taking evasive action. That said, there are still a LOT of idiots out there who can’t drive/shouldn’t be on the road!
@ogstingy8252
4 жыл бұрын
T.P.G Gaming Prolly looking at the phone or something
@stevefairley2535
4 жыл бұрын
We are watching a video with fuck ups in it off course the reaction speed is different to the real life.
@ZOLTN54
4 жыл бұрын
Can we at least agree someone is a fuckwit for parking in the middle of a green intersection
@knifeyonline
4 жыл бұрын
@@ZOLTN54 yeah I see people that pull into an intersection when they don't know if there is enough room on the other side (like the cam car, and the one it hit) both did. How hard is it to make sure there is a space on the other side of an intersection before you pull into it? It's like they're 5 years old... GREEN MEANS GO...*vrrooom* OMG NO SPACE, WHY DIDN'T I SEE THIS COMING 3 METERS BACK... oh the humanity...🤣
@julika6014
5 жыл бұрын
12:35 He sounds like a duck. 😂
@lajila_lajila9996
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@megie6198
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@olliet8033
3 жыл бұрын
Quack
@steviebee1989
5 жыл бұрын
Confirmed, Aussies are the world’s best swearers. 🤪
@montymia5792
5 жыл бұрын
It’s in our blood
@paulstandeven8572
4 жыл бұрын
@@Thors.hammer69420 Surely you Aussies haven't forgotten 'w^nker'?
@Thors.hammer69420
4 жыл бұрын
@@paulstandeven8572 hahaha, noway, we could never forget that one, well, i did forget to put it in the list but it still gets used.
@gorillaau
4 жыл бұрын
F'king oath. "Get off the road, you stupid, dopey b#st#rd!" Or as Mick Dundee once say "Off the road, Dopey".
@consciousbeing1188
4 жыл бұрын
@@gorillaau - Actually he said, "Outa the way, dopey!"... Misquoting an Aussie icon is grounds for deportation :P lol
@stefanotsorbs8231
5 жыл бұрын
I really need to get a dashcam
@DashCamOwnersAustralia
5 жыл бұрын
We can help with that: www.dashcamownersaus.com.au/buying/buying-guides/
@stefanotsorbs8231
5 жыл бұрын
Dash Cam Owners Australia Legends!
@Waggehful
5 жыл бұрын
I want a dashcam but i'm afraid if i'll do I'll start seeing super weird shit on the roads lmao
@966Mako
5 жыл бұрын
stefanOo if you can't justify the expense. I bought a action sport camera from China of eBay for $40. Has 4K, but I just use 1080. 3years old now & still working. No need for expensive ones.
@P_RO_
5 жыл бұрын
Yes you do. Get a B1W for cheap, reliable, and heat-tolerant for your summers:)
@doctorcrusher2918
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve had withdrawals waiting for your vids
@annaquillfeldt5598
3 жыл бұрын
I like how often we use the phrase “are you fucking kidding me?” Like the person who just tried to kill you can turn around and go “yep lol! It was all a big joke!”
@NatesEscape
5 жыл бұрын
"That's mad" "That's not mad" "Nah I mean crazy mad" Never have I heard anything more Australian 😂
@Tokez_2k
5 жыл бұрын
Nate's Escape “fucking sick cunts” at the end 😂😂
@itsOculus
4 жыл бұрын
he was trying to cover up his delight lol
@gregt7927
4 жыл бұрын
Or yeah nah maybe
@jhuny
5 жыл бұрын
4:40 not many Aussies know that they have to wait for pedestrians to cross when they're turning into a road.
@PeterMaddison2483
2 жыл бұрын
It's now been introduced to the roads of the UK now, it's bloody stupid. How many vehicles are going to rear-end someone who's had to stop to let someone cross the side road by someone who's not watching the road properly.
@cornbreadpelicanundertake
Жыл бұрын
@@PeterMaddison2483 should leave a bigger gap then
@PeterMaddison2483
Жыл бұрын
@@cornbreadpelicanundertake I drive defensivley, so you should tell that to the idiots.
@Noder
5 жыл бұрын
Watched the whole thing. I swear my blood pressure just doubled.
@davem1658
5 жыл бұрын
lower your intake of salt and exercise
@Noder
5 жыл бұрын
@@davem1658 Sounds like some good advice, Doc!
@johncoops6897
5 жыл бұрын
You did better than me - there is no way I could stay awake and make it past 1/2 way.
@creditelectric
5 жыл бұрын
@@Noder Sugar intake moderated as well & a serve of leafy greens daily & walk some where every day...small steps.If one goes to Maccas, just a wrap & no drinks & fries
@addyschultz3472
5 жыл бұрын
13:36 these Mexicans are unbelievable😂
@mulna1369
5 жыл бұрын
“Don’t make me get out of my Corolla!”
@tonyeff4447
5 жыл бұрын
I would have an inferior complex driving a corolla too 😆
@Joshua.G06
5 жыл бұрын
When was that
@tonyeff4447
5 жыл бұрын
@@Joshua.G06 The part he is referring to starts at 8:16
@Joshua.G06
5 жыл бұрын
Tony Eff thanks mate👍🏻
@sonicdafrogznx6544
5 жыл бұрын
Toyota Corolla 😂😂😂😂
@elizabethblackwell6242
5 жыл бұрын
When you see the riding skills of the copper on the bike compared to the baddie being chased you realise why the copper is the expert.
@jamessteele5455
5 жыл бұрын
10x the bike too hahaha i own a harley wouldn't even try and out run a cop bike 😂
@JETFOURLITRE
5 жыл бұрын
Harley's are farm impliments.
@gorillaau
5 жыл бұрын
@@jamessteele5455 the minimum turning radius of a HD isn't good enough for out running a motorcycle cop.
@47485ksc
5 жыл бұрын
So's your Mom.
@erenthebombjaeger
4 жыл бұрын
Cooper?
@tovsteh
5 жыл бұрын
10:03 The calmest guy ever to be involved in an accident.
@tonysuda9066
3 жыл бұрын
Android self driver
@themindboggler8055
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think contact was made, its hard to tell.
@Slugbunny
2 жыл бұрын
Feels like it wasn't the first time that week, maybe not even that day. 😂
@fosterdesign
4 жыл бұрын
We've all fucked up before, but after watching these for a couple of years now it's amazing how often these aren't accidents, but just 'I didn't want to wait'.
@bigfella6629
5 жыл бұрын
When I was taught to drive my dad told me one very important rule, just because you have a green light or right of way doesn't mean the other idiot will stop, if every driver took this on board there would be so many less accidents at stop signs and red lights ect.
@ronzo0
5 жыл бұрын
I guess some people would rather be right at any and all cost, even if it means getting involved in an accident, than extend a bit of generosity and common sense, even if it means giving up a second or two for the idiot drivers.
@damiancaling1239
5 жыл бұрын
Ronnie M should have too. If those idiot drivers learnt to drive properly from the start then there would be no problem
@halfmoonfullmoon6461
5 жыл бұрын
Always account for the idiots and entitled people is what my dad taught me.
@----.__
5 жыл бұрын
Self preservation is a personal endeavour. I really don't care if I have the right of way I just avoid accidents at all costs.
@falconpowerful2362
5 жыл бұрын
My first lesson was (paraphrased for censorship) "you're not just driving for yourself, you've got to work out what the other drivers are going to do too".
@davexb6595
5 жыл бұрын
The last one with the woman in the silver car was GOLD! It would have been so tempting to wind the window down and ask her how her knowledge of the road rules is working out. Hahaha.
@mattpatt199
5 жыл бұрын
"AND THERE GOES THE MATTRESS" - absolute legend 2028
@KD-op4yz
5 жыл бұрын
manic laughing nearly pissed my pants there lmao
@marinaholmes4549
5 жыл бұрын
Sounded like an over excited 5 year old girl. Love it.
@rjwoods2600
5 жыл бұрын
My absolute favourite 😂😂
@mostafaalsalihi589
4 жыл бұрын
Matt Patterson Ayri fik
@nancybrown2345
5 жыл бұрын
3:36 Dude only has reverse gear😂😂
@lajila_lajila9996
4 жыл бұрын
Loll
@tonysuda9066
3 жыл бұрын
He should.have a little light and go beep.beep beep
@ValugaTheLord
5 жыл бұрын
Difference in Russian dashcam videos and Australian dashcam videos: Same situations but Australians know how to apply breaks.
@Big-Show1
5 жыл бұрын
And there's no Сука Блят being said.
@jonhg92
5 жыл бұрын
@@Big-Show1 instead theres "fuckin wanka"
@doomi_nukem
5 жыл бұрын
**ICE**
@rickdevault2535
5 жыл бұрын
And say fuck a lot. Of course the russian ones may have more swearing but I can't speak russian to find out.
@darkmagician1184
5 жыл бұрын
do you possibly means "brakes" as in the things that stop the vehicle?
@reeffeeder
5 жыл бұрын
+1 for hysterical laughing 7:53
@PhoebeGrigor
5 жыл бұрын
14:58 “Ayyyyy got ‘em beautiful lovely thank youuu that’s one for the dash cam”
@MisuVir
5 жыл бұрын
Was that a cop car they hit?
@ArctixKitsune
5 жыл бұрын
@@MisuVir that's a taxi
@WafflesInTheRain
5 жыл бұрын
How could they possibly have fucked that up? Infuriating that somebody like that (among so many others) actually received their license.
@nodangles6983
5 жыл бұрын
I once met a guy I thought was from Melbourne.... but it turns out he's from Melbn 😂
@sw96
4 жыл бұрын
@Richard Burke Yeah it does, Melbn is pretty much how we pronounce Melbourne.
@KG84C
3 жыл бұрын
Was his name Col'n?
@zyawotha
5 жыл бұрын
16:30 satisfying
@pierrotl5957
5 жыл бұрын
i'd wave back with the biggest shit eating grin
@AudioPhile
5 жыл бұрын
Was she drunk?
@jjm2874
5 жыл бұрын
AudioPhile that was a she?
@AudioPhile
5 жыл бұрын
@@jjm2874 I've known and been with a few Bush pigs in my time. Those flabby tuckshop lady arms and self hate was a definite giveaway.
@darlenemazurkiewicz2708
5 жыл бұрын
@15:50 The woman pointing down to the driver behind her, is so ADAMANT to get in front of him...using even her middle finger...then after getting her way, crosses over the intersection, into ONCOMING TRAFFIC...SHE WAS FACING CARS HEAD ON...INSTANT JUSTICE.
@jeffstryker1454
5 жыл бұрын
Was that a woman, I thought it was some fat guy.😂😂😂😂
@CamaroMann
5 жыл бұрын
Instant justice? More like constant stupidity…
@BlueXonar
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks we watched the same video.
@patrickelliott-brennan8960
5 жыл бұрын
@@CamaroMann brilliant! Constant stupidity. I'll have to use that one.
@weltonvillegal6258
5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Stryker - Hard to te.. to be honest.
@legoseller4496
5 жыл бұрын
I think Australia might be my new favourite region for dashcam videos. They swear just like us Brits, but with a noticeable flair and twang. I also find all the vehicles of the region interesting, like the endless varieties of Ute: truck Utes, car Utes, muscle-Utes, six-wheeled Utes... and I swear the were a disproportionately high number of red-light runners in this compilation.
@c.j.stansfieldsonscontract2259
5 жыл бұрын
Lego Seller Your citizenship application is currently in transit to you.
@frostbittenfires2971
5 жыл бұрын
In Australia the lights mean Green- go fuckin fast Yellow- go fuckin fast Red- check for cops then go fuckin fast
@noelgibson5956
5 жыл бұрын
1965 :- 'Oh darn it, he jolly well bumped into me! 2019 :- fuck me doesn't this wanker know how ta fuckin drive?! Its depressing what we've become, even in the context of road incidents.
@staples4335
5 жыл бұрын
Car ute??? What fucking drugs are you on?
@MrBenHaynes
5 жыл бұрын
Got 'im, that's a beauty!
@vg7735
4 жыл бұрын
Pmsl at Australians swearing. I'm Aussie too but it still cracks me up. The mattress and the woman with the dog was funniest. I am glad no one got hurt though.
@XIIAdamantium1
5 жыл бұрын
15:30 spoiler alert, the car drives into him.
@BIGH1001
5 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@matsimmo6208
5 жыл бұрын
That’s not just any car, that is the almighty Hyundai Getz
@buffaloj0e
5 жыл бұрын
Mat Simpson Getz the f**k outta my way.
@kinderjojomojo
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@macf4426
5 жыл бұрын
XII Adamantium Nice 😂👍 Sidenote: You can tell she's done this maneuver before, the damage was *already* on her car.
@alyssajohns1619
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and this is really what it’s like lmao 😂
@jasmyn_444
5 жыл бұрын
To be honest im living for it 😂 in new zealand we're too angry to let this kind of stuff slide we'd be out of the car ready for a damn fight
@liamhale5806
5 жыл бұрын
its not that bad in the country but in the city it happens every 10 seconds
@SRBrown-vn4sw
5 жыл бұрын
Mexicans?
@iamisaid2295
3 жыл бұрын
@@liamhale5806 pfff, ever been to SA? hopeless!
@Unotuchable
5 жыл бұрын
They're less road rules and more road suggestions in Australia.
@damiancaling1239
5 жыл бұрын
Testekill obviously you think your too good to follow the road rules do you
@MrVassago89
5 жыл бұрын
Testekill knows what's up
@Goabnb94
5 жыл бұрын
Stop - if you feel like it, I mean I'm only just a sign
@Ishlacorrin
5 жыл бұрын
They are more like 'guidelines' than actual rules......
@Ishlacorrin
5 жыл бұрын
@@Goabnb94 "Baka, if you stop and stare at me like that....." Hmmm that does explain why the stop sign is red, stop-chan is embarrassed!
@thetwat4012
5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see that it's not just here in the uk there's people who drive like arseholes lol. Well done you Aussies you make me laugh lol
@christopherredhead4182
5 жыл бұрын
3:31 'that was soo red'
@damienomen68
5 жыл бұрын
Ginger?? Sorry.
@james3032
5 жыл бұрын
Damien Croft Red light
@cookesam6
5 жыл бұрын
It's a weird feeling when you recognise the street from the clip
@appletree8441
5 жыл бұрын
WWWWHHHAAATTT?
@Didndjsbfirbfjdnfurnfh
5 жыл бұрын
It’s like sorta cool but not cause it makes you remember all the fuckwits you’ve seen on said road
@eclipse9764
5 жыл бұрын
Yes it is
@Jivvi
4 жыл бұрын
0:32 corner of Church St and Victoria Rd, Parramatta. I got rear ended sitting at the lights at that intersection.
@cyclonicleo
5 жыл бұрын
1:15 - there's your ad to not ever use that business...
@barnlaid6259
5 жыл бұрын
Yep, I just dont get why people do things like this with a business plastered all over the car.
@leexgx
5 жыл бұрын
On top of that quite sure au land police are quite keen on punishment on this type of stuff
@drchan5893
5 жыл бұрын
my mate called the number a few times and prank call him
@bobba84
5 жыл бұрын
what a job nockey!
@max16
5 жыл бұрын
hate to say it but the fuckwit in the 4x4 is in the wrong. when there are no lines. the person in front has right of way.
@mordyth
4 жыл бұрын
1:17 upload that to their Facebook page
@justenzo6342
4 жыл бұрын
Mordyth haha. But who has Facebook.
@andrewcoetzee8858
3 жыл бұрын
@RonnyDonny13 I'd sack your arse if you did this in my company
@andrewcoetzee8858
3 жыл бұрын
@RonnyDonny13 I wouldn't have given two fucks. If any cunt took my cars out looking for fights like that they'd be paying the repair costs with their wages
@HL-hw6qp
3 жыл бұрын
You spastics who think the van had right of way clearly don’t understand the road rules in Australia. Merging from the left never has right of way, undertaking is illegal.
@staticman1263
3 жыл бұрын
@@HL-hw6qp you need to read the road rules again. There is a difference between a give way merge and a zip merge. Van had right of way at the merge as it was in front when the lanes terminated. au.news.yahoo.com/what-are-the-road-rules-for-merging-060453667.html
@MrJustJordy
5 жыл бұрын
11:00 The timing of the song and that red light runner was the best HAHAHAHA
@_Zekken
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was edited in at first lol
@vwspeedracer
5 жыл бұрын
Same, thought that was gonna be the last clip with a special tune sync'ed up.
@Sohcahtoa82
5 жыл бұрын
Are red lights considered optional in Australia or something? So many people running reds...
@shanemorgan1717
5 жыл бұрын
That's been the case for years. People that just don't care. Turning normally has 3-4 that go through the red
@levenkay4468
5 жыл бұрын
Well, it would just be too boring to watch all the footage of normal traffic flow. It's almost as if there was some selection process at work that only focused in on bad driving or something...
@daddydolan9020
5 жыл бұрын
At least we don’t shoot people...
@gentleheart3384
5 жыл бұрын
Indicators seem to be optional in the west where I live. So many bad drivers in Australia.
@kemalkeza6795
5 жыл бұрын
id be running reds too if it wasn’t for my license points, we have too many red lights and they take forever
@AngryBudgieNoises
5 жыл бұрын
The mattress dude should announce sports matches
@pystonge
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the radio, but the commenting was getting too uncanny, I finally figured it was the driver...
@mischeviousdrshultz
5 жыл бұрын
I'm about 95% convinced that was Ozzy man narrating the next destination f*****
@Sharkster32
4 жыл бұрын
14:51 Love me some Tool on the road.
@Snadzies
5 жыл бұрын
What I've learned from DCoA Australian roads are paved with Teflon and it rains Crisco.
@soldiert0144
5 жыл бұрын
here in Australia you *WILL* obey the speed limit or else our shitty roads WILL FUCK YOU UP!
@thegribbs
5 жыл бұрын
I've noticed in the past few years the roads are foaming up more and more when it rains. Not sure if this never used to happen, or if I just never noticed it. Probably people putting detergents in their washer fluid.
@Ricky-nq7lu
5 жыл бұрын
All they need to do is add crushed glass to the mix to add grip as thats what we use in NZ south island mainly. It helps so much in wet weather it's not funny as your wet grip is boosted. Sure the down size is a little higher tyre wear but what worth more to you your life or a few hundred dollars every 2 years .
@TheJuggtron
5 жыл бұрын
Lots of eucalyptus oil soaked in - most of the current bitumen roads are still from the 70's 80's and 90's
@TakeMeOffYourMailingList
5 жыл бұрын
I always wondered that, watching these videos. In the UK where it's wet 90% of the year, the roads are still fairly grippy.
@australianvoiceover
5 жыл бұрын
7:51 "THERE GOES THE MATTRESS!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
@shazattack3711
5 жыл бұрын
The guy transporting the mattress did a awesomely shite job of it, how hard is it to tie something down?
@MonkyPocks01
5 жыл бұрын
It always amazes me when people road rage whilst driving company cars. 1:20
@biggin9077
5 жыл бұрын
A few years ago I had a raging lady leave a message on my answering machine. She said all kind of things about my business until I realised I don't have any advertising on my car..
@jarrodshipard
5 жыл бұрын
@@biggin9077 More info, don't leave us guessing.
@biggin9077
5 жыл бұрын
@@jarrodshipard wrong number.
@jarrodshipard
5 жыл бұрын
@@biggin9077 thanks
@paulaus
5 жыл бұрын
Company being a shitty MLM scheme
@HCain
4 жыл бұрын
"That's red... that was so red" 😂😂 There's red and then there's so red. You don't wanna run a so red light.
@blueozzie4263
5 жыл бұрын
5:50 shoutout to the roosterteeth podcast
@lyndsay80
5 жыл бұрын
11:10 Thanks for perpetuating the stereotype about Asian woman drivers, lady.
@ItchyBrain2023
5 жыл бұрын
lyndsay80 I’m sorry... but every Asian driver make or female I have come across has either, caused an accident or just can’t fkn drive here in Australia.
@alexjago51
5 жыл бұрын
The best part is that the location is somewhere near Sunnybank (which is Chinese central in Brissie).
@ItchyBrain2023
5 жыл бұрын
Alex Jago haha right? The amount of new swear words I come up with while driving through there 😂
@qvaken8142
5 жыл бұрын
@@ItchyBrain2023 The number of white drivers who mess up in these videos and on the road everyday, though, and we don't start to believe that all white drivers are bad.
@lyndsay80
5 жыл бұрын
@billipine fred The funniest thing about your comment is that you don't realise that I'm an Asian woman. That's the thing about assuming, mate - it makes you look like a complete tool.
@imstarbuck1465
5 жыл бұрын
This month on "Guess the drug the driver is on".
@benjigray8690
4 жыл бұрын
At 15:38 that was juss soooo farnarklin' good ! Hey Ms Fugly, you wanna push in? no wukkin' furrys, go right ahead, see where it gets you. I bet the dog has taken her to the vet , to get her fixed up, after seein' this bit of bad behaviour.
@ylchongs
5 жыл бұрын
Missed few videos from this channel and i thought no more road accidents happen down under. Nope, ute driver and small business owner still cutting ppl off, clueless driver going opposite way and the rest drive like the russian and asian. Business as usual.
@EerieBetrayal
5 жыл бұрын
retards don't magically just normal up lol, they remain retards forever
@ctgtraveller866
5 жыл бұрын
You just missed fucken Lebanese idiot drivers....
@lastbreathsigh
5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@AdBlock1
5 жыл бұрын
You forgot our iced up drivers mate. Driving their shitty commodores around thinking they’re king of the road.
@michaelmurray3800
5 жыл бұрын
@@EerieBetrayal great reply
@greenmelodi1
5 жыл бұрын
11:00 the music is perfectly timed. and i know where that is
@cadellduffill9615
5 жыл бұрын
I know the timming is 👌
@daninraleigh
5 жыл бұрын
Now I see why they don't want Australians to own guns.
@StraightNoChaser86
5 жыл бұрын
We'd shoot like we drive?
@billpreston2162
5 жыл бұрын
Port Arthur was a false flag operation to take the guns of the population. Then they can't fight back. Check this video of the official police transcripts from when they rang up Martin Bryant on the night of the massacre. While Stg Terry MacCarthy was speaking to Martin Bryant, there are 21 gunshots coming from another room in the house, which proves there were at least 2 shooters, just as the live reports were on the night of Port Arthur false flag. The police say that the gunshot sounds were coughs, but anyone can tell that they were gunshots. kzitem.info/news/bejne/yqulqH2qgGd3gIo
@barryschwarz
5 жыл бұрын
@@billpreston2162 - "Port Arthur was a false flag operation to take the guns of the population." Take your gun politics and shove them up your arse. That was a major tragedy, and the people reading these comments are mostly Aussies, who don't need your heartless BS turning them sour. Just fuck off, mate.
@Flyingwithdale
5 жыл бұрын
@@barryschwarz Facts don't care about feelings. There have always been false flag operations. Get angry at your government and not those trying to inform others. I personally don't know if it was a false flag but I'm not Australian so I'm not involved in your politics.
@barryschwarz
5 жыл бұрын
@@Flyingwithdale - If you don't know the facts, why are you even commenting?
@capsual2015
5 жыл бұрын
9:05 That's one way of spreading hay.
@FreeUpTheWeed
5 жыл бұрын
The ones with no audio need voiceovers from the guy following the flying mattress Agree?
@skarvha1
5 жыл бұрын
His laugh was amazing, he was so happy. I would've had to pull over so I could stop laughing and safely drive lol.
@railtrolley
5 жыл бұрын
The mattress is about the most incorrectly transported item I have ever seen: usually one or two ropes on a 2 bar roof rack. The driver usually can't see that the mattress is doing a parachute act, just before it comes off. I deliver them, but they go in the tray, flat and with a tonneau cover on top.
@nosten5276
5 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Sounds like a thieving crow at the end 7:50
@randalglyph602
5 жыл бұрын
(7:31) Cackling like an escaped mental patient.
5 жыл бұрын
...what kind of jack-off gets on the phone and starts wetting his pants over a mattress flopping around? Not only is he on the phone while driving for no good reason he's going to send the footage to another person immediately (probably while he's driving)...these phones are turning people into needy retards.
@angiepie111
5 жыл бұрын
I wish I could be so enthusiastic about literally anything as that guy was about the mattress.
@Sorryiwonnoob
5 жыл бұрын
I love listening to the Australia language. It is very rare to hear it now on KZitem because of demonetisations.
@Thors.hammer69420
5 жыл бұрын
Yes and also the person censoring it, but lucky for us this person keeps it as it is.
@corporalsilver6981
5 жыл бұрын
It isn't really that hard to find my language. There are dozens of rather famous content creators on KZitem that make gaming content and what not that are Aussie. DeSinc, Lazerbeam...others...that I forgot...
@Mint_Slices
5 жыл бұрын
I’m australian....
@ohike83
4 жыл бұрын
Grace Hodgkin so?
@olmanme5562
4 жыл бұрын
I've got an accent and I'm from L.A., (Lower Alabama). I lived in California, (2 years) and totally lost my accent. Everyone thought I was from the midwest. I believe accents are caused by atmospheric pressure. I live in an area with a lot of military retirees and the ones from the north never lose their accent. The people that go back north we call "yankees". and the ones that stay "damn yankees". I like their attitude , good people.
@TheHungrySlug
5 жыл бұрын
Common sense is like deodorant= Those that should use it...........DON'T!
@damiancaling1239
5 жыл бұрын
Open Minded Air Head more like those that should use it dont have any to use
@P_RO_
5 жыл бұрын
LOL! I'm so much going to use that saying because it's so true!
@eagerturtle4791
5 жыл бұрын
This implies that there are people out there that shouldn't use common sense or deodorant.
@jonathonmayorga1820
5 жыл бұрын
For anyone not from Australia, this is actually every day for us
@paulcherry9255
5 жыл бұрын
10:29 - Ignorant rider trying to out ride a trained professional, who more than likely takes his skills to the track as well. Good luck I'd put my money on the policeman.
@HRRRRRDRRRRR
5 жыл бұрын
I can hear the exasperated sighs from here.
@MajesticDemonLord
5 жыл бұрын
Plus those Police bikes aren't slouches either.
@shortanoar
5 жыл бұрын
Being on a Harley wont help you either unless you start dropping oil on the road behind you (likely)
@SilverMe2004
5 жыл бұрын
What part of the skid, the wobble, the almost running off the road, and all-round pathetic u-turn, makes you think he won't out run the copes? wait was that a rego plate on the back? now the cops will never find him!
@paulcherry9255
5 жыл бұрын
@@MajesticDemonLord precisely, FJR1300, the thing is a beast haha.
@imstarbuck1465
5 жыл бұрын
That's the problem with road rage. Usually the person that does the stupid action on the road is more mentally deranged than the person they did it to. You can never be sure what they'll do - gun/knife/bat/etc.
@DeeevTV
5 жыл бұрын
Minus the "gun" part, because it's not some third world country.
@davec.3198
5 жыл бұрын
3:40: Bet you can't walk backwards across traffic after your 9th Fosters! Fak'en Dillon. There he goes!
@TheSilentStryke
5 жыл бұрын
Who drinks fosters?
@jaisstuff4
5 жыл бұрын
He’s a American
@BL2197
5 жыл бұрын
We don’t drink that shit over here mate. We export it to England.
@JETFOURLITRE
5 жыл бұрын
Said no aussie since 1980 🤣 Fosters is cats piss and we let it go.
@colinl9018
4 жыл бұрын
Only the fucking poms drink that shit mate, in OZ it's used as rat bait.
@jimmybill1963
4 жыл бұрын
10:03 if I ever crash into someone , hope it’s this guy. I think he would be pretty understanding.
@qvaken8142
5 жыл бұрын
1:14 This happened a lot when I lived in Perth. Not necessarily getting in front and then slowing down out of road rage (although road rage was more common than it should have been), but contesting the merge point. This is why Perth drivers have earned the reputation of not knowing how to merge. I personally think infrastructure has a lot to answer for when it comes to driver behaviour. The merge points in Perth are all the form 1 lane type, whereas in Adelaide the merge points are mostly terminating lanes. Adelaide drivers usually behave ourselves at the terminating lane merge points, but where there are form 1 lane merge points, Adelaide drivers will sometimes behave the same way Perth drivers do and contest the merge point.
@Mechail
5 жыл бұрын
qvaken hard to know everything from the clip, but from what was shown cammer was in the wrong and should have given way to the van.
@qvaken8142
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mechail I just watched it a couple more times. It's really odd behaviour from the van. I don't understand why they drove fast enough to get beside the cammer but a little ahead at the merge point, then slowed down in that position. If they had continued at their speed then the two would have merged and the van would have ended up in front. I wonder if there was an incident prior to what we see in the footage where the van driver was angry at something the cammer did and wanted to retaliate? But you're right that based on the fact that the van driver was a little ahead at the merge point the cammer needed to concede and get in behind, and that it's hard to know everything from the clip.
@Mechail
5 жыл бұрын
@@qvaken8142 The van was ahead of the cammer just before it could be considered risky and the law states that in a merge you must yield (give way) to the car that is more ahead. The van was probably pissed off that the cammer didn't yield, but I don't need to comment on their behaviour.
@qvaken8142
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mechail Yes, I agree with you that you must yield to the car that is more ahead. But you usually don't have to slow down significantly to yield at a merge point because the other driver suddenly braked while alongside you for no good reason.
@Mechail
5 жыл бұрын
@@qvaken8142 Yeah, that's where the whole thing basically breaks down. You could argue the van shouldn't have slowed down the same as you could argue the cammer shouldn't have maintained speed. Personally I think the van driver was a dick, but the cammer could have done more by slowing down (even though it is frustrating, you gotta let people go).
@labibbidabibbadum
5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised by the breadth of the vocabulary. This must a collection of dash cams owned by Australian university lecturers.
@whateveritis3103
5 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄
@johnmerrey2954
5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact "drop bear" is in the Australian dictionary
@bugybulldog8143
5 жыл бұрын
I'm a scatman!
@T1NKS19
5 жыл бұрын
5:53 they be listening to a Roosterteeth podcast
@Johno3998
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that Barb and Blaine
@vakama9053
5 жыл бұрын
I *knew* I recognized that voice!
@zackplant5712
5 жыл бұрын
Points for anyone who can name the episode
@dagreatzoink5559
5 жыл бұрын
OMG Your right. It’s Barbara
@T1NKS19
5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised at how many people watch/know of Roosterteeth
@TheSuperRep
4 жыл бұрын
I would love one of those digital signs on the car, great way to inform other motorists of their lack of skill operating a vehicle
@joshmorgan4790
5 жыл бұрын
2:21 amity affliction i heart throbsy in 2019?
@anthonyblack3579
5 жыл бұрын
14:33 strategically positioned pole strikes again! 😂
@barryschwarz
5 жыл бұрын
The instant karma ones are my favourite.
@allmight8127
5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing isn't it miles of free space .... hits the one or 2 stray poles
@anthonyblack3579
5 жыл бұрын
@@allmight8127 I know, right?! The planners must estimate where a car will lose traction, over-correct it and then mount the gutter - "Ok guys, this is where the sign pole goes. Someone should hit it in a week or so."
@godnnat
5 жыл бұрын
Fat Black couldn’t hit it any better if he tried!!
@Myatsumi
5 жыл бұрын
I love watching these videos but it makes me not wanna drive because i don't want me precious car hit
@ferrarigirl666
5 жыл бұрын
Its just a pile of metal
@kroneyt1493
4 жыл бұрын
5:12 - This guy legit spun out, while driving in a straight line.
@jbotthegamer9243
4 жыл бұрын
I think his tire popped
@gedforrest2547
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAH the very first video (after the intro) some chick getting knocked off a lime scooter literally RIGHT OUTSIDE the Emergency Department at Royal Brisbane. I mean if you've gotta get hit by a car somewhere, pretty good place to do it
@WinterCrafter
5 жыл бұрын
That one at 8:20 happens a lot down under, but they do that cause they can't admit they are in the wrong, plus what else shitty happend to them during the day likely didn't help.
@peterbartley9155
5 жыл бұрын
Remember to use those windscreen wipers when avoiding an accident
@supercooled
3 жыл бұрын
8:15 they're so enraged then calm when talking to the guy then enraged. I love the part where she says "F You" then says the full word later.
@badearth1310
5 жыл бұрын
Ute moves forward by mistake. Triggers falcon skid reflex 😅
@matsimmo6208
5 жыл бұрын
7:31 I aspire to be as happy as this guy is
@kyls73
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's narrating for the radio!
@iwenttobunnings7868
5 жыл бұрын
6:55 Gotta love Brisbane Transport bus drivers.
@ReGGiEbayer95
5 жыл бұрын
I went to Bunnings did I miss something on that clip? Or was it just that they made a really tight turn
@jaclyntina621
5 жыл бұрын
I feel so stressed every time I get in this lane. You know something one day will happen haha
@planky11
5 жыл бұрын
I hate being next to these buses for this precise reason
@Squiderrant
5 жыл бұрын
@@ReGGiEbayer95 the bus's rear spun out and hit the car on the left
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